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@frchamp

11 ай бұрын

Bro can’t keep a story straight, is it 6 or 8 mill?

@Cyanpirate

11 ай бұрын

@@frchampcan’t keep your videos entertaining, try again

@frchamp

11 ай бұрын

@@Cyanpirate bro can’t entertain a single person

@tkdboytaiga8194

10 ай бұрын

why you put rainbow on this

@JayEmEsYou

10 ай бұрын

@@frchamp you can’t make your own content other than a recording of Roblox on ur TV 💀💀💀

This is the what the math teachers thought we were gonna use math irl for Edit: I got 30K+ likes for saying something I don't believe. Imagine how many likes, views, dollars, etc. people who spread false information on the internet get

@randomvideooninternet3643

Жыл бұрын

That's dope

@Scarymovie678

Жыл бұрын

​@@randomvideooninternet3643 Scary movie

@i_never_had_a_burger

Жыл бұрын

Which is smart tbh 😮 Not only he travelled Europe but even made money out of it. Genius.

@Sumirevins

Жыл бұрын

Tbh our entire infrastructure runs on matrix, algebra and Calculus. I don't know what bs use chemistry has on the other hand.

@TheMan-et3xz

Жыл бұрын

​@@i_never_had_a_burger yeah 😲

Wow! I'm surprised that he didn't get a visit from one of the dons who owns one of the casinos he won at.

@shortscribe2643

Жыл бұрын

Extremely bad for the casinos reputation

@R24_--___---

Жыл бұрын

when you win $1million, "Sir, please come this way". Get sacked and throwned into the deep ocean..

@RoyalLegend1000

Жыл бұрын

Well its amlost nothing for them

@seaweedbrainxwisegirl

Жыл бұрын

The FBI vs water powered car be like

@qvindicator

Жыл бұрын

Instead of offering him his winnings they’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse

If Walter White studied math instead of chemistry:

@gamek27

11 ай бұрын

actually walter initially stated that he made his money by gambling

@سمیع.جی

5 ай бұрын

​@@gamek27but he didnt

@IHadz

2 ай бұрын

Well he for sure studied meth

If it was 8 million USD in 1969 that's over 60 million now. No wonder the casinos were going broke 😂

@rickwazowski9171

6 ай бұрын

Considering that he was in Italy he made 6 million in money made with Italian currency. Considering that the euro only came in 2002, And before the lira was used, he won 6 million lire, which when converted into euros is now worth only 3000 euros. How to ruin a whole beautiful story by using an obsolete coin that is now worth nothing

@rickwazowski9171

6 ай бұрын

I say this because he achieved many victories at the Sanremo casino in Italy

@chefstratosphere

Ай бұрын

​@@rickwazowski9171 lmao what

@rickwazowski9171

Ай бұрын

@@chefstratosphere yep the lira worth nothing now, So it wasn't so convenient to play in Italian casinos in the 60s

Math teachers using 1% of their power:

@Fitzcrackers4prez

Жыл бұрын

Kinda, he really didn't do any math

@tehgjunki

Жыл бұрын

​@@Fitzcrackers4prez you must be fun at parties

@idontwannatypeaname

Жыл бұрын

​@@Fitzcrackers4prez statistics is math

@diemyfriend

Жыл бұрын

@@Fitzcrackers4prez yeah he did some chemistry, lmao

@tonydai782

Жыл бұрын

@@Fitzcrackers4prez Uh huh, and what is your definition of math? Last I checked statistics was a branch of math.

alright now lets play the russian roulette

@paperlauncher1920

Жыл бұрын

In school

@F3ekku749

Жыл бұрын

💀

@aritra1183

Жыл бұрын

​@@paperlauncher1920 now we're talking so can you lend me a ak47 and Magnum and finally RPG

@paperlauncher1920

Жыл бұрын

@@aritra1183 as the quiet kid

@pingableuser

Жыл бұрын

He realised the bullets were replaced daily, but the guns were left untouched for decades, then he saw that there were dents and nudges where the bullets were fired, working out what turn he would need to survive, he won every russian roulette game for 6 years until someone finally figured it out and killed him themselves

Casinos should randomly make it easy for one person to win a crap ton of money, then afterwards replace the roulette wheels an watch the cash flow from all the people flocking there and trying to replicate the win.

playing so reckless game without any strategy. I pity you.

@user-jf8og5lw5z

10 ай бұрын

Wooooow

@JIANGHUAHAN

10 ай бұрын

Like❤

@axiezimmah

10 ай бұрын

Except he had a strategy

@mitchratka3661

10 ай бұрын

​@@axiezimmahone that he could write an academic paper on lmao

@user-tg3vq6qf6h

9 ай бұрын

​@@mitchratka3661he har more strategy than any other player in history and won 6 million in 6 months had the clubs not figured it out he would possibly have been a billionaire now

That Brad Pitt "Buongiorno". Thank you Tarantino

@d3adclownyt50

Жыл бұрын

Girono giovanna

@mr.player2265

Жыл бұрын

​@@d3adclownyt50 ayoo jojo reference

@bobrob7395

Жыл бұрын

I wanted a gorlami reference too

@gamiacode

Жыл бұрын

Google translate makes it "Good morning" lol

@enviousshade1770

Жыл бұрын

​@@d3adclownyt50Giorgio Scalvini

Albert Einstein once said "the only way to cheat in roulette is to take chips while the dealer isn't looking."

@thwartificer

Жыл бұрын

"I fear that people will use the internet to claim I've said things I have never spoken" ©Carl Marx

@magisterthefirst

Жыл бұрын

​@@thwartificerlol

@aceluckgame

Жыл бұрын

That would be true if he was the dealer

@thespanishinfluenza1

Жыл бұрын

Someone actually tried that. He won something like 500k from switching his chips depending on if he won it or not while nobody was looking.

@sonicultimateyt1090

Жыл бұрын

​ "same pal" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

Me:can we get henry belcaster? Mom: we have henry belcaster at gome The henry belcaster at home:

@DishonoredRat

10 ай бұрын

Dylan actually did it before Henry. Henry even made a video about it

so this is what walter white's secret gambling technique was

@bobthekking8032

11 ай бұрын

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@bobthekking8032

11 ай бұрын

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@bobthekking8032

11 ай бұрын

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@bobthekking8032

11 ай бұрын

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@bobthekking8032

11 ай бұрын

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give mario a raise for his acting

@HHHavenn

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂

@TheRealGucciSocks

Жыл бұрын

​@@HHHavennsame😅

@FunkyDgoofy_YT

Жыл бұрын

​@@HHHavenn same

@rocryptocytic

11 ай бұрын

​​@@HHHavenn yeah no joke i was too

@grayguy678

11 ай бұрын

@@rocryptocytic me three

The fact mario and cappy are gambling

It's a miracle they let him walk away with that much money from a single table

Bro is 4 parallel universes ahead

What mario doing at a casino

@VHS_Serenity

Жыл бұрын

Hes italian

@ErenJeager_0

Жыл бұрын

And cappy too

@computerbroduo2467

Жыл бұрын

@@VHS_Serenity But hes a kids video game charcter

@VHS_Serenity

Жыл бұрын

@@computerbroduo2467 isnt he an adult?

@computerbroduo2467

Жыл бұрын

@@VHS_Serenity Well yes but thats not the point

me: we are not gonna use probability in real life. This math teacher: Are you Sure about that?

And the best thing is that he did it Legally

People be learning math to win gambling 💀

@riton349

Жыл бұрын

That's why Math cracks are banned from casinos if noticed

@ariesleo7396

Жыл бұрын

@@riton349 it is impossible to make something uncrackable with math (if you can gather data in someway)

@df_productions

Жыл бұрын

@@ariesleo7396 I do t understand your comment, I can’t tell if I agree with you or not

@federicocalvo7660

Жыл бұрын

The branch of mathematics that studies probability was first developed at the french court to better understand and "cheat" the gambling games of the nobles.

@gegewillplayed5110

Жыл бұрын

Ever heard of probability and statistics?

But can he beat goku???

@Subinftoeveryonewhosubstome

Жыл бұрын

Average anime npc

@sobasically2299

Жыл бұрын

With math he can

@Voiding-ofdark

Жыл бұрын

Nope but your father did beat the crap out your mama tho. That shi was 🔥🔥 When round 2 coming?

@Maximalistcollector

Жыл бұрын

But can he beat batman

@TFKI

Жыл бұрын

but can he beat ma slaves? nah

"where they don't have double zero" also double zero in the animation right after

Dude had balls to do that in the mob days 😂

As they say, "It's not luck, it's 10 years of study and 1 hour of implementation."

@tubax926

Жыл бұрын

Is this a version of usain bolts quote? He said he trained 4 years to run 9 seconds

@GamingRN001

11 ай бұрын

@@tubax926 No.. I heard it somewhere else on a documentary about a retail trader.. I forgot who it is since it's been more than a year already.. 😅

"Jarecky"💀💀💀

Puts the moon landing to shame.

@moretestmorebreast7654

Жыл бұрын

Especially since it actually happened

@mileshildebrandt3734

Жыл бұрын

​@More Test More Breast you believe that the moon landing, a heavily documented event didn't happen yet this short with no source is totally credible. Make it make sense.

wtf am I having the Mandela affect

@theonlyasher

11 ай бұрын

me too we both trippin

@josealago7263

11 ай бұрын

Bro fr

@lakshyagangwar2451

10 ай бұрын

​@@josealago7263what do you mean?

@GreenLeef-Tea

9 ай бұрын

​@@lakshyagangwar2451I think they're talking about the fact that there's another guy with this same style of content, and they got confused thinking this guy and the other guy were the same person (not knowing that the two dudes are cofounders in whatever business they have, that's why they have the same content) not entirely sure tho, they could be talking about something else entirely

and thats why you should listen in math class

And that's why Leon Edwards is the most aesthetic man alive

@DarkV3rtex

Жыл бұрын

Facts

Bro said bonjour while this story is taking palce in italy

@SuavementeMemes

Жыл бұрын

Biongiorno, not bonjour

Ok, maybe math teachers just got a raise of respect by me.

"So when are we gonna use this in real life?" "Gambling addiction"

Proves that Math is OP

@arnowisp6244

Жыл бұрын

If only the common folk understood this.

@wooshifgay462

Жыл бұрын

@@arnowisp6244 this is not even math tho

@cubebutpro298

Жыл бұрын

​@@wooshifgay462it is math Probability and stats are math

@wooshifgay462

Жыл бұрын

@@cubebutpro298 I mean even my 9 year old cousin could keep a tally on numbers an bet on the highest numbered one

@cubebutpro298

Жыл бұрын

@@wooshifgay462 thats also math

Bro should try the Russian version

@Cloud67TR

3 ай бұрын

☠️

the house always wins until he pull up

No wonder why our math teacher says that we will use it in the future.

can we acknowledge how he managed to completely butcher the word jarecki

Regular people won: "That's luck" Millionaire him: "That's math"

The Super Mario at rhe beggining had me dying

Sheldon's episode in casino😂😂😂

“The broke casinos”- no, they were still making plenty of money off all the other people coming in

uh-huh. it's all math,. probability, statistics,. the mofo got lucky

@stanleyjiang2244

Жыл бұрын

Did you watch the video? Yeah, he got lucky, but he made sure that his chances were significantly higher than they would be.

@finlaytemple1744

Жыл бұрын

​@@stanleyjiang2244not significantly, what he did gave him a microscopic edge, it was almost entirely luck. There is no science that can be used to cheat roulette significantly

@burger116

Жыл бұрын

@@finlaytemple1744wobbly wheels at shitty casinos exist. If they’re even slightly unbalanced they can be recorded and you can have an edge. maybe not a large one but big enough to take good advantage of

@someangrypotato7197

Жыл бұрын

That’s what poker is, but you still have to understand how statistics work to be good at it.

@Ae1ara

Жыл бұрын

​@Stanley Jiang the chance only went up theoretically. In reality, it was the same percent for every spin.

Now im starting to listen more in math class lol

the fact that there is a mario when he walks in and you even can hear a faint “mama mia” is so funny

"Math is useless" This mf: Hold my russian roulette

this is the 1% of gamblers that don’t quit

im in love with the animation. Hope whoever makes them is getting paid well.

To combat this casino niw can choose to not to just pay the player and you cannot do anything about it.

@danielyuan9862

Жыл бұрын

That's illegal

@kirakelvinart2169

Жыл бұрын

@@danielyuan9862 Indeed but fighting against Casino IRL U will never win.

@7PlayingWithFire7

Жыл бұрын

​@Kirakelvin art Exactly, cause their the biggest partners to the local government. It's crazy corrupt. Happens when bribery with extra steps is legal

Nice

I've been thrown out of casinos for playing roulette to win

“Broke casinos” 😂

Man is the off-brands version of the other guy.

@vishalchauhan3160

11 ай бұрын

Finally someone who noticed it!!

@DishonoredRat

10 ай бұрын

​@@vishalchauhan3160Dylan actually started doing it before Henry(the other guy). Henry even made a video about it

@Huobaojiqi

10 ай бұрын

Bruh they are literally friends and also Henry started after Dylan

I actually have a system for roulette that is a 64% win on the 2 green wheels. Every spin. The downsides are that the 36% chance of loss costs more and is not the 36:1 payout. Despite that, i was on a streak one night and doubled $500 in like, 12 spins i think. So i like it lol

@crispyshaman4937

10 ай бұрын

whats the system?

@ZerosiiniFIN

7 ай бұрын

​@@crispyshaman4937not real

Animator actually chill in this one

the broke casinos 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Come on man, develop your own style

@CalamityStrm

Жыл бұрын

They’re friends and some other back story stuff I don’t remember

@DishonoredRat

10 ай бұрын

Dylan actually started doing it before Henry. Henry even made a video about it

Stolen style

@DishonoredRat

10 ай бұрын

Dylan actually started doing it before Henry. Henry even made a video about it

We learning math with this one🗣️💯🔥

reading polish surname by him is so funny XDD

First comment don't talk to me

@hymsweetgyal

Жыл бұрын

i will talk to you cuzzo

@basementthing1862

Жыл бұрын

You aren't the first comment nerd

This is what math looks like to people who love math

The polish mathematicians 😂😂 nothing impossibble 😂

The owner: ah fridge, you need hunt this shid, NOW

Is this the "Badass who invented eugenics" guy?

Bro litterally said 🇯🇵

I felt it when he said bow-jurrr-noww

Mario explaining how he got all the coins: I watched this magic man play

He must have written a thesis and was betting on it to be right

Bro seriously said bonjurno at a Italian casino and he is a genius 😂😂

Of course it's the year 69 😂

Bro proved we need math when we grow up

How teachers expect us to use the things we study at school:

The fact he got away with Mario in the casino

He done it all to show his class how much of a lifehack is math

the guy had a team taking notes of the outcome for like 3 months, so it wasn't like he just went in there with just a small plan.

“This math won’t ever apply in the real world anyway😒” The real world:

mario be gambling in the background.

Seriously ngl probability in maths is has so much practical use!

The owner was like nah f*ck this I’m out💀💀💀

That ain't math that's physics. Wear and tear.

I knew it was bs when I heard “casinos edge is cut in half”

Last time I went to a casino in Lake Tahoe they had a THIRD zero on the wheel. Crooks!

Bro really didn’t wanna let the house win

nah im not skipping my math classes again💀💀💀

I never knew math teachers made that much money...

Dylan Is the tipe of guy that says "Bonjour" in an italian casino💀

"what are you taking this loan out for?" "imma bet it all."

You said he won 8 mil. But at the end he only won 6 mil.

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS ITS PERCENTAGE, HE WON SOMEONES LOSS.

This is what Math Teachers should aspire to be every day, not yell at me for having my phone out

he didnt beat Roulette, he beat a casino with defect hardware

And that's how a teacher ruined the gamblers hustle...

Normal math teacher lore.

Now i have a will to go to school 💀

He found an infinite money glitch.😂

Remember, 99% of gamblers quit right before they win big

Now ik why my math teacher said ill need math in ma life

This story sounds like there would be a movie about it.

*Mario casually being in the casino*