Everyday my father would drop me off to school and say “Bye boys have fun storming the castle”. It still brings a smile to my face today.

@scottwpilgrim

2 жыл бұрын

"...you think they'll make it?"

@mohammedashian8094

Жыл бұрын

It would take a miracle

@midwesttex

Жыл бұрын

awesome

@ronanterry2529

Жыл бұрын

My mother says the same thing still to this day any opportunity she gets

@hillefoozy

Жыл бұрын

The most Dad quote ever

one of the wifi networks in my neighborhood is named "i'm not a witch i'm your wifi"

@jewman303

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome lol.

@jenkinsfamily2229

3 жыл бұрын

Someone in my neighborhood named theirs "Connecto Patronum"

@EricLing64

3 жыл бұрын

Password is inconceivable.

@DerpMcTrollington

3 жыл бұрын

it isn't, i just tried it. INCONCEIVABLE!

@selenamcmahan9234

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenkinsfamily2229somone named their wifi slytherin common at room my mom's apartment complex lol

“I make him better, Humperdink suffers?” “Humiliations galore.” Truly one of most noble causes in film history.

@scottwpilgrim

2 жыл бұрын

A truly noble cause. 😂😂😂

@jamesplunkett8912

2 жыл бұрын

The enemy of you enemy is your friend.

@thegreatmilenko708

Жыл бұрын

What does he say right after that? I can’t figure it out.

@dorol6375

Жыл бұрын

@@thegreatmilenko708 There are subtitles Edit: nvm, even they can't figure it out

@bodenking

Жыл бұрын

I think we all agree that The Princess Bride is a pro revenge movie

"Your first story was better." Looks like he'll be working on two patients today on account of that absolutely savage burn.

@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen

Жыл бұрын

How could he work on himself?

@Aurochhunter

10 ай бұрын

Well it was better, even if the second story was the true one.

@chorizoramen93

7 күн бұрын

​​@@AurochhunterPerfect example of how men have families as social currency...

I love how quick he busted out that “get back witch”

@ddthewolf

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

@konnorfoxworth9632

3 жыл бұрын

In that case, PUT THAT WITCH RIGHT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS OR SO HELP ME!

@rhaegostheskydragon1760

2 жыл бұрын

@@ddthewolf "But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore."

@ddthewolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhaegostheskydragon1760 you never had it so good!

@rhaegostheskydragon1760

2 жыл бұрын

@@ddthewolf “True love. He said ‘true love’, Max.”

"Mostly dead is slightly alive" - What everyone thought when Jon Snow died.

@lrmcatspaw1

4 жыл бұрын

But not when season 8 hit :D.

@LadyhawksLairDotCom

3 жыл бұрын

This kinda makes me sad, remembering how invested many of us were in that story and seeing how poorly it ended. I've basically tried to forget the whole thing. Oh, well. It was just entertainment. In the grand scheme of things, it wasn't very important. Entertainment can help us cope with adversity, but if one source fails, there's always another source to make us think or laugh or hope. Still, _Game of Thrones_ was poised to be my all-time fave, but it just kind of petered out and died. Is GoT mostly dead or all dead? Only time will tell. At this point, most people would rather just forget about it. The books are our only hope. Maybe Miracle Max can help George R. R. Martin finish them by reviving him if he dies prematurely. Maybe if the books are read in tandem with the last couple of seasons and we can switch on some head canon, the show will make more sense. I doubt it, but I suppose we can hope for a miracle.

@samanderson4024

3 жыл бұрын

I thought D. died?

@whoknew2273

2 жыл бұрын

More GOT bashing give it a rest if you don't get it you never will

@rhaegostheskydragon1760

2 жыл бұрын

"All dead, there's usually only one thing you can do."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

@ericklee5738

7 жыл бұрын

Think it'll work?

@madiganjennison8216

7 жыл бұрын

It would take a miracle.

@sneakybeaky2877

7 жыл бұрын

Madigan Henderson Ba-Bye!

@nathanaelheil2818

7 жыл бұрын

Think it'll work?

@Nderak

6 жыл бұрын

My motton in the 101 airborne

What I love is that Max and Valerie actually really love each other. She loves him enough to call him out when he's being stupid when she tells him to say why he won't help. And she stuck with him even with the prince firing him so there's something to be proud of.

@majalca98

2 жыл бұрын

Liar!!!

@paul_warner

2 жыл бұрын

A beautiful example of a healthy marriage

@wfield123

2 жыл бұрын

They’re every good Jewish couple from NY haha

@Femaiden

Жыл бұрын

M : "Get back, witch!" W : "I'm not a witch. I'm your wife!"

@LaKellita

Жыл бұрын

That's true love.

Billy Crystal was AMAZING as Miracle Max

@mrz80

8 жыл бұрын

+James Faraci First time I saw the movie I didn't even *recognize* he was Billy Crystal. :)

@jws1272

6 жыл бұрын

No one does......Billy says that the makeup was a cross between legendary New York Yankees manager Casey Stengel and his grandfather........but the voice was all his own.......

@furioussherman7265

6 жыл бұрын

Everyone was amazing in this movie.

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: he ad-libbed most of his dialogue in this scene. The director had to leave the room because he got nauseous from holding his laughter. Mandy Pantinken, who plays Inigo, got a bruised rib from holding back laughter.

@callofthewillman4469

5 жыл бұрын

Everybody was at there best In this movie that's why it one of the most beautiful movies ever made

In just under four minutes, Billy Crystal and Carol Kane were able to make a lasting mark in an outstanding film. Excellent writing and acting brought to life what could have been a corny, deus ex machina plot twist.

@eliasmg9144

Жыл бұрын

To this day my sister and I make mlt references

"and you shouldn't go swimming for at least what"..."an hour, a good hour" lol

@BurnedSpace

5 жыл бұрын

Bosco Movies & TV my favorite part

@Tigerman1138

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if that was improv

@isidoro8566

Жыл бұрын

@@Tigerman1138 my thought too, probably was an improv

"Think it'll work?" "It'll take a miracle." The delivery of that line is perfect, because the audience has just enough ambiguity to not know if they're total hacks and their pill is bogus, or just don't think they can stop the wedding.

@dielaughing73

2 ай бұрын

One of my favourite lines in the movie. It always seemed to me that Max simply had no faith in his work.

IM NOT A WITCH, IM YA WIFE

@Enterprise-D666

5 жыл бұрын

Mango Goat BUT AFTER WHAT YOU JUST SAID I'M NOT EVEN SURE I WANT TO BE THAT ANYMORE!

@Enterprise-D666

5 жыл бұрын

Pokemon Dork True love! He said true love Max!

@Enterprise-D666

5 жыл бұрын

Pokemon Dork He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered.

@Enterprise-D666

5 жыл бұрын

Pokemon Dork What, Humperdinck?

@labineboy2876

5 жыл бұрын

What’s the difference

"Now go away or I'll call the brute squad." "I'm on the brute squad." "You ARE the brute squad."

@rhaegostheskydragon1760

2 жыл бұрын

"We need a miracle. Its very important."

@Ryjel-Destiny

2 жыл бұрын

“Look, I’m retired. And, besides, why would you want someone the king’s stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you want to meet the miracle.”

@grantbarday5760

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ryjel-Destiny “he’s already dead”

@Ryjel-Destiny

2 жыл бұрын

@@grantbarday5760 He is, eh? I’ll take a look. Bring him in.

@grantbarday5760

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ryjel-Destiny “…I’ve seen worse”

Fun fact: Billy Crystal was so hilarious in this scene that Mandy (Inigo) bruised his rib from trying to keep from laughing, the director had to leave from laughing too hard, and Cary (Wesley) was a dummy because he kept laughing

The Princess Bride is the biggest and the strongest. It doesn't even exercise.

@sirchooch9680

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact that I made this comment have 420 likes makes it even better and

@chrishamilton2559

3 жыл бұрын

Anybody want a peanut?

@mariezforbes

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

goals in life: unironically use the phrase “humiliations galore”

@johnnyhyperborean1035

3 жыл бұрын

😂

“True love IS the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. When the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomatoes ripe... it’s so perky. I love that.” This movie kills me LMAO

@davidmcaninch4714

3 жыл бұрын

Damien Jones that or he was just hungry.

@rhaegostheskydragon1760

2 жыл бұрын

“But that’s not what he said. He distinctly said, ‘To blave’. And as we all know ‘to blave’ means to bluff. So you we’re probably playing cards and he cheated.”

@titanjakob1056

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhaegostheskydragon1760 LIar liar liiiar

@rhaegostheskydragon1760

2 жыл бұрын

@@titanjakob1056 "Get back, witch!"

@KaseyKay92

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhaegostheskydragon1760 I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!!

The director had to leave the set often during these scenes. He would laugh so hard it would make him nauseous. The actor who played Inigo actually got bruised ribs because he had to stifle laughing.

@cori_music

2 жыл бұрын

That is truly wonderful

Fun fact: This was the most expensive scene in the entire movie. They used so much film on this scene because Rob Reiner kept cracking up at Billy Crystal’s performance and ruining the takes. They were only able to finish filming the scene when Rob left the set.

@scottwpilgrim

2 жыл бұрын

Rob Reiner has excellent taste in comedy.

@mohammedashian8094

Жыл бұрын

@@scottwpilgrim north 1994 would like to disagree with that

@MediaLover194

Жыл бұрын

It also caused the only injury Mandy Patinkin suffered during filming, a bruised rib due to stifling his laughter.

@GriogharThomasBaldwin

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you’ve got that wrong and it was Cary Elwes that had to be removed because he was supposed to be ‘mostly dead,’ and not ‘constantly snickering’ while they ran the lines. This was from Cary’s book. I’m curious if I misremember it.

@remychase

Жыл бұрын

@@GriogharThomasBaldwin I just looked it up to be sure. Turns out we’re both right. Billy made *everyone* break out in laughter with the exception of Mandy Patinkin who, as mentioned above, bruised a rib trying to keep a straight face. Aside from that, Rob had to watch the filming on a monitor from another room to keep from ruining takes and Cary had to be replaced with a dummy in some shots because of his movements.

if he is all dead then there is only one thing to do what? check his clothes for loose change.

@raina1131

6 жыл бұрын

TheLizard King I loved that part

@101Volts

4 жыл бұрын

As a kid, I always thought he said "he he" after that line. Darn it.

@trampy6936

3 жыл бұрын

Jewish stereotypes.

@kateli1880

3 жыл бұрын

He just did the modern Red Cross emergency training to pull in /out air, breathing and pushing the chest.

@raulparrado1547

2 жыл бұрын

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011)

1:55 When my mom tell me dinner's ready but when I came down it's still in the oven

@elijahkelley7616

5 жыл бұрын

Hardstop Lucas in a nutshell

@victorreznov8038

5 жыл бұрын

Or when your boss says you will be off at a certain time but your still there 3 hours after that time

@jamesmoyner7499

5 жыл бұрын

Nguyen Duong The way she delivers the line makes it so funny!

@ciaraattong3734

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@aldotorres1983

4 жыл бұрын

*Mom* Get back witch! *Son* I'm not a witch, I'm your son!

“Mostly dead is slightly alive.” Every ER and ICU nurse ever

TO BLAAAAIVE...

@hectorsoto9598

6 жыл бұрын

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@LootFragg

6 жыл бұрын

Or not to blaive, that is the qlorsubc. Whether 'tis nobler in the mulg to sufflarb the shlumps and warres of outrageous fortleblarf or to take blarms against a sea of troublourgh and by opposing end them.

@scottwpilgrim

5 жыл бұрын

LootFragg your comment deserves way more likes.

@sammosaurusrex

5 жыл бұрын

LootFragg You just turned William Shakespeare into Lewis Carrol, congratulations

@MonoKrohm_2020

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, we all heard it

"Do you think it will work?" (sotto voce) "It would take a miracle." I guess that's why he's called Miracle Max.

1:55 LYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! lol best part.

@TS_Mind_Swept

8 жыл бұрын

That's, LIIAAAAAARRR!

@SunBunz

8 жыл бұрын

I spell it with her Yiddish accent. lol

@TS_Mind_Swept

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@SunBunz

7 жыл бұрын

***** FUCKING STOP SPAMMING YOU SACK OF SHIT!!!!

@johnkeith8072

5 жыл бұрын

Carol Kane steals this scene. Not an easy thing that...

"Have fun storming the castle!" Every time my dad and brother go to play DND with their buddies, my mom and I say this line. "The Princess Bride" is a lifestyle.

This scene has had a lasting impact on me. Ever since I was a kid, every time I caught someone in a lie, I would hear in my head Valerie screaming "Liar! Liar! LIAR!!!".

Every time I leave the house my parents always say have fun storming the castle lol This movie was one of the movies that we use to love to watch all the the time with my patents when my sister and my brother and i were growing up

2:23 I just love the blank face he makes watching them argue

I LOVE Max's laugh after Inigo says "Humiliations Galore!". Kills me everytime, LMAO. 😂😂🤣🤣

This movie is a true classic. Enough action for the guys, romance for the girls, humor for the whole family and is easily one of the most quotable movies ever made.

@19TheFallen

4 жыл бұрын

.....And now, apparently, someone is planning on doing a remake of it.......Yay.......

@nonnativenarnian

Жыл бұрын

😱🤦🏻‍♀️

@kyze8284

4 ай бұрын

@@19TheFallen say it isn’t so

@la_old_salt2241

Ай бұрын

​@@19TheFallenThey'll wreck it.

I can just imagine Cary Elwes laying there trying not to burst out laughing.

@jacobkern2060

5 ай бұрын

They had to get a dummy because he kept giggling

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881

Ай бұрын

Thry used a dummy but one of the crew laughed so hard he bruised a rib

@ajs787

19 күн бұрын

@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 That was Mandy (Inigo)! And I think he bruised it by trying NOT to laugh!

1:12 my dad waking me up for school

God, I wish we had some of the outtakes from this scene available. I bet they were a riot.

@19TheFallen

2 жыл бұрын

From what I understand, Billy Crystal and Carol Kane's lines were all ad-libbed. From what the other actors, and the production crew involved said, it was difficult to retain their composure. Especially when it came to Billy Crystal, seeing as he was the one who was most prone to change things up between takes, so they never knew what he was gonna say! Not to say that Carol Kane didn't throw in a curveball or two! There were actually some takes where they had to take Cary Elwes out of the shot and replace him with a dummy, seeing as his character was supposed to be "mostly dead", but he kept laughing, as did Andre the Giant. Rob Reiner, the director, had to leave the set altogether because he could not stop himself from laughing. The only one to retain his composure throughout it all, despite Billy Crystal's best efforts to make him laugh, was Mandy Patinkin, who managed to hold in his laughter, but cracked a rib doing so! Knowing all this, I can *only* imagine what went on!

@nonnativenarnian

Жыл бұрын

I would TOTALLY PAY to watch all that😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I made a sound bite of Miracle Max saying, 'Have fun storming the castle' and added it to shutdown in Windows sounds. Love it!

He's only mostly dead!

@p.z.arnott2329

9 жыл бұрын

00WhiteBlade There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

@00WhiteBlade

9 жыл бұрын

P.Z. Arnott What's that?

@BenjaminWirtz

8 жыл бұрын

+00WhiteBlade Dig through his pockets for change.

@sydneybidney5671

7 жыл бұрын

In the book, he started out as "partially dead" (I think that's what it was called), but they waited too long while talking so he became "mostly dead"

If you watch at 0:17, you can see him almost break when saying "This is noble, sir"

@forcewielder2000

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Manny Pantakins said the only injury he got while filming the movie came from this scene (bruised ribs from having to hold in the laughter).

Can we get a drama comedy sketch of these two living together and arguing? Please

LIAH! LIAH! LIAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

@verconn3040

8 жыл бұрын

*"Get back witch!"*

@SulliMike23

8 жыл бұрын

+Nick Insanity Boy Lewis "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

@verconn3040

8 жыл бұрын

*"But after what you just said im not even sure if i want to be dead anymore!"*

@Abdega

5 жыл бұрын

Nick Insanity Boy Lewis You never had it so good

@pendraco2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@Abdega True love! He said True Love, Max!

Get back witch!!

@crimsoncount8215

9 жыл бұрын

Kurt Smith I'M NOT A WITCH I'M YOUR WIFE!!!

@Ih8kone

6 жыл бұрын

TheLizard King after what you just said I don't want to be that anymore.

@Abdega

5 жыл бұрын

Dante Trainmaster You never had it so good

@ErrantChordier

5 жыл бұрын

"True love", he said "true love", Max!

@victorreznov8038

5 жыл бұрын

Dont say another word Valerie

“GET BACK WICH!” “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!”

@mariezforbes

2 жыл бұрын

Best line tbh

@Horenramon

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@f.b.i7444

2 жыл бұрын

“AHHHH EVEN WORSE”

This scene has one of my favorite lines in the movie: "Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. All dead... well with all dead, there's usually only one thing you can do." "What's that?" "Go through his clothes and look for loose change." 🤣

I love how calmly and quietly he said "we're in a terrible rush." I'd love to use that line someday.

2:50 I liked how they got the microphone SO close to the chocolate, you could hear it being slathered on!

“I’m not a witch I’m your wife” was my childhood in one sentence 😂

No matter how much makeup you put on him, Billy Crystal is so recognizable.

My son and I watched this over 200 times. We still use quotes from it to communicate and he's 23 now.

Truly a spectacular film

@elijahkelley7616

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

I absolutely love the “woohoo” right after he says “I’m on the job” cuz it’s so fun lol

3:04 an hour, a GOOD hour

"Get back witch!" "I'm not a witch i'm your wife!" Lol gets me every time.

Possibly the best 3 minutes in motion picture history! Billy Crystal, Mandy Patinkin and Carol Kane. Remarkable acting!

Honestly one of the funniest movies out there to date. Up there with Monty Python.

Billy Crystal is on screen for less than five minutes in this movie, but those five minutes are more memorable than most movies from the past 3 years.

Honestly one of the best characters in a movie full of terrific characters

Director Rob Reiner said he had to leave the set sometimes because he couldn't stop laughing at Billy Crystal as Max. Mandy Patinkin said all the actors had trouble keeping a straight face when Crystal was playing Max.

I chuckled at the opening, snickered at the mostly dead part, cried laughing at GET BACK WITCH !, only Billy Crystal could do that with Carol Kane

"Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing you can do." "What's that?" "Go through his clothes and look for loose change!"

@twixby_5294

3 жыл бұрын

Good one, Anakin-

Rest in peace, William Goldman, now all dead.

We had to re-enact this scene in theater class once, playing Valerie was fun but I was so loud when yelling the name over and over that I feel bad for the class nearby who had to listen to us that day lol

Best part is 0:40 "Look who knows so much"

I can't believe Cary Elwes kept a straight face. 😮😊

Billy Crystal at his best

bye bye boys! have fun storming the castle!! if you say that to someone and they do not know the reference, end your friendship with them right then and there

@mikaylapapa3461

6 жыл бұрын

Omg exactly

@mojonoahgamer5647

6 жыл бұрын

Think it will work? It would take a miracle.

@IronicHavoc

5 жыл бұрын

Or show them the movie

@garyjones2561

4 жыл бұрын

TacitIron Hav Exactly. They may have never heard of it; not their fault.

@ecnedaczoo9878

3 жыл бұрын

@@garyjones2561 True I would feel so sorry for them

As an 80’s kid it’s my absolute favorite movie of all time. So glad Reiner took the chance to do what he does best and created one of the best movies of all time from one of the greatest books of all time.

“It would take a miracle” is just the magic words needed to activate the pill.

"Think it will work?" "It would take a miracle."

Billy Crystal saying "you never had it so good" and then turning around for the laugh is one of the funniest moments in this movie

i just realized something, after 30 years. Wesley says "True Love" and Max tries to dismiss it as "To bluff", suggesting that wesley needs to live, so he can bluff. . . . . and then later on, at the end boss fight, he wins by . . bluffing. Humperdink : "I knew it! I knew he was bluffing!". . i dunno if this joke was an intentional foreshadowing or if it was just a coincidence they did it without even thinking about it

@Femaiden

Жыл бұрын

also, all that time , i thought it was "Blathe" and nit "Blave", but then now, playing it back, knowing hiw it is spelled, i can hear it, he clearly does make a "V" sound. . i dunno why i thought it was the "th" sound, but the way way it is pronounced at the beginning of "the", like "to blay the"

Get back witch IM NOT A WITCH IM YOUR WIFE 1:58

@jaredruff9823

Жыл бұрын

But after what you just said, I'm not even sure if I'm gonna be that anymore!

I absolutely love this movie! It never gets old.

0:40 Every wizard's response to common folk telling them how stuff works.

@SuperSexyturtles

4 жыл бұрын

This is literally my favorite part of the whole scene

Carol Kane is so funny, she plays old crazy ladies perfectly. Great in Adams Family Values

Have fun storming the castle is a classic line.

“Have fun storming the castle!” “Ya think it’ll work?” “It’ll take a miracle!”

Miracle Max is the best Necromancer around

They did a good job making Billy and Carol look extremely old.😂

1:58: GET BACK WITCH!🤣

@ddthewolf

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

I love Andre carrying westley like a rag doll!

Mandy is a bloody legend

I'd watch an entire Miracle Max movie

humiliations galore...........

When we wanted to annoy someone in my family, we'd chant "Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck!"

I love how it's a noble cause, but still..."give me the 65".

"GET BACK WITCH!" "Witch? I'm your wife!"

02:43 What was he singing? There were no captions!

goodness, this entire scene was less than five minutes but it’s my favorite scene in the movie. 😂

I really hope I get to live a life with a wife like Max. They're basically a pair made in heaven, living all up to be prunes.

God thank you for the wonderful human called Billy Crystal.

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I'm not listening!

"To blave"😅 in fairness, Billy's very short appearance is gold💛

Whenever I'm cooking at the restaurant that I work at and the wait staff try rushing me during a huge order, I say, "Don't rush me, you rush a miracle, you get rotten miracles."

I love this movie so much. I've seen it many times, it never gets old. Thankfully I have it on DVD. Thank you.

The movie was great enough up to this point, then Billy Crystal and Carol Kane made it just amazing.

Billy Crystal was a gem! As this & as Harry. Great acting!

“Your first story was better...” -Miracle Max

Valerie- Liar! LIAR!! LIAAAAAARRRRR!!! Max-Get back, witch! Valerie- I'm not a witch! I'm your WIFE! But, after what you said, I'm not sure I want to be THAT anymore! Max- You've never had it so good! 😆 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change"

"You rush a miracle you get rotten miracles" 💯