The secret project is what faction can mow Brad's lawn the best

@dheolarzuk6475

13 күн бұрын

The guards somehow lose 15 guys doing it, The custodes just spray everything with gold,and the eldars do it super fancy but the moment it's done everything falls apart.

@thisisalie-ft8cv

13 күн бұрын

World Eaters would unironically do the best as they try to behead the grass.

@madflam3192

13 күн бұрын

Tyranids will eat all the grass the house and brad

@RebelHound

13 күн бұрын

Admech would replace all the grass with astroturf

@KanaKuroko

13 күн бұрын

@@madflam3192 And somehow the shed survived

A "secret special project." It would be a shame if someone.....Magnus'd all over that.

@thisisalie-ft8cv

13 күн бұрын

If he hasnt done anything wrong yet, hes about to rn

@Dustind1211

13 күн бұрын

You don't put that on Magnus, he didn't do anything. Not his fault he cared for his father who had shit comm skills lol just kidding of course, can't wait to see what this secret is!

@rubricmarine6857

13 күн бұрын

"He did the best he could with the information available at that time"

@Dustind1211

13 күн бұрын

@@rubricmarine6857 word! Also, just because it has to be said absolutely fuck Leman that hypocritical furnozzle!

@rickkcir2151

13 күн бұрын

@@rubricmarine6857 He really didn’t. The Emperor told Magnus that there are entities in the warp, that should never be trusted. He never outright told him about the chaos gods. But he at least said “hey, if you hear something talking to you in the warp, don’t trust it”. Magnus, projecting to Terra, encounters a large psychic barrier surrounding the planet. That alone should have been a huge hint “hey, do not enter”. But then, a warp entity tells Magnus “you should try harder to get through. I’ll give you some more power to do it”. Even if Magnus didn’t know about Tzeentch, he still knew not to trust anything in the warp. So even with all the information that Magnus knew at the time, he still fucked up. It is all his fault.

Remember to punish bricky and buy more objective markers

@IllusionaryFuneral

13 күн бұрын

Done! Mine finally shipped today. Maybe I should buy some for my friends too, just to spite Bricky lol.

Glad to know the "sounds good" is LITERALLY a stamp of approval. XD

@StarkMaximum

13 күн бұрын

I thought it was just a catchphrase all this time, but no, it's Eric literally letting Brad know "okay, fine, that one sounds good. Let's proceed with the episode".

I’m doing my part to punish Bricky by ordering more objective markers, I got it preordered within hours of them going out of stock

Our man in Brazil does it again

@Matryoshkandroid

13 күн бұрын

our boy Braziliyo

This is the most mundane form of time travel I've ever experienced.

Thanks berylliyo

@SolariumOnTheMoon

13 күн бұрын

It's berrylio

@StarkMaximum

13 күн бұрын

man we are just fucking with this man's name aren't we

@timvanharen3928

12 күн бұрын

​@@SolariumOnTheMoon no it's Sturm tiger

The bots will be here soon. Be ready

@Haruki2009

13 күн бұрын

What bots?

@Scooter32741

13 күн бұрын

Beep boop good video

@SnazzyGhaz

13 күн бұрын

Mekboy bot, reporting for duty

@Szt1998

13 күн бұрын

Oltyx of the Ithakis dynasty here!

@skillfulwave6592

13 күн бұрын

Abominable intelligence!

Secret special “each faction as a cereal” project

Thank you BeerBurrito your editing is just the best

Outro is Epico! Beerilio working his magic in the best way possible, not to mention the whole episode :D

The Leman Russ kit is really fascinating to me because they just crammed in the demolisher top sprue into the box to give all of the variants, but it also means you have half a tank extra in the box. I've seen a lot of posts from new players confused about it and ask if they are either missing a sprue or got an extra one because it is so jarring. On the bright side there are a couple of advantages to this. One is that GW can make a combo box with a Russ even more appealing by simply adding a tank bottom sprue and double the number of tanks in the box. The tanks have to have different barrels but that can actually be a positive in a beginner set like combat patrol. The other is that anyone with a 3d printer can print up a Leman Russ bottom and double the number of points in a box. Although at that point you might as well print a whole tank.

@stewartriley4690

13 күн бұрын

The Elden ring footage was fun to look at

@bigpoppa1234

13 күн бұрын

it has two upper hulls & two turrets (the demolisher turret also has the demolisher, punisher & executioner, the regular one has the eradicator, annihilator and vanquisher iirc), but only one lower hull & track sprue. If you get something like the Blood & Skulls Industry libra track kit you can make a second tank if you're okay with no floor.

@dazaran714

12 күн бұрын

@@bigpoppa1234 That's looks perfect, and paying $23 for a usable Leman Russ is nice. Also the thought of a tank being pushed around Flintstones style seems very IG.

I love being in the past and future at the same time.

Did somebody say… objective markers 👀😈

The secret project is gigantic... while showing titans in the background... could you say it's even... Titanicus?

Berrellio nailed the outro. Just let him do it from now on (with the obligatory monetary compensation)

You should make a little space marine figure to be on the screen when Bricky shows up, and it should be a Night Lord with a helmet with the forehead stretched out like Homer Simpson

The soley singleton avatars instead the 40k ones that i'm used just feel weird 😅

@StarkMaximum

13 күн бұрын

yeah why the fuck did that goblin eat brad and steal his voice

Magnus was told not to use the shovel and he used the shovel wrong.

Thank you funny Brazilian man, I cannot spell your name and you will enter a rage state if I try

@TibTub2

13 күн бұрын

Berilio

@RedShocktrooperRST

13 күн бұрын

@@TibTub2 There's a translate to English lmao

To be honest, I was disappointed to see the alternative intro from the audio version on Spotify cut off... It was soo good for setting the mood for the clip show

Clips for the Clip Thrones!

If y’all haven’t already you should also listen to the podcast version as well cuz the intro and outro are 👌✨

Thanks editor go burrrrr elio

Slice of life is for when you're 35 and dying inside huh. I raise you 19 in today's emotional distress bucks 😂 got me through 8 years since. I recommend Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle! Alternatively if you want more emotional trauma, try Vivy - Flourite Eye's Song - Looking forward to seeing this big project!

I forgor how Mr. Editor Man spells his name, but his fashion sense in Elden Ring is 🔥

Hearing your process of painting Necrons makes me feel better about my 40 step Admech process

The moment when Brad almost forgets to mention you should join the Patreon is even funnier the second time through, having heard the end of the episode. Also 4:56 is just too funny. Also, as person who also made the Magnus comment, I just want you to know I'm glad you read that info at some point. Also probably gonna go buy a Gundam now.

Is the secret project based on the Sturmtiger?

Skitarii are still human and independent. Like yeah they can get puppeted and get influenced by doctrina but they're still human enough to get blackmarket moonshine.

I was listening to Brad explain lore so much that I didn't notice the message saying it was gonna end, I wanna know how Vulkan is a Prepetual.

@Jfk2Mr

13 күн бұрын

I mean, he inherited that from his father - he too can die and get better

Thanks Berylliyo, you're the heart and soul of the show.

This was a great ad for the Patreon lol

I'm now in the process of filling my yard with as much shubs, sturdy flower bushes and trees as possible. All in the name of less lawn to mow!

A Leman Russ is still cheaper than feeding a child for a week in Canada 😂😭

I still can’t help but here “welcome to the pornhammer podcast”

@sonarchy5158

13 күн бұрын

If they didn't, they should have said that in their Smash or Pass video

We need a Magic/Warhammer crossover. What magic color is each faction and why/why not

theyre making the cereal video. we did it

Honestly this might be the best ad for the patron yet

Wow, we've reached the point in the show where we have a clip show. This is either really good or bad. 😂

This looks a lot like "Brad and Eric get a vacation - Berilio! Back to work!"

Love the patreon. Highly recommend

Of course the week I go on vacation is the week that is a complete shill… except you almost forgot about it! For our Shill%, patreon is at 1:24. For the merch, it is at 2:43. No KZread Pleasantries week. I’m going back to my vacation.

Wow I really enjoyed this. The humor is brilliant. 😊

This was great! I can't wait till I can get signed up for patreon!

The long teased super secret project finally to be revealed! The day of prophecy is near!

Can't wait tell next week your doing awesome

At 16 years old starting the hobby with necrons, not knowing anything, I chose white armor with gold metal under it. I feel your pain.

I'm laughing my ass off at the yard work b-roll berílio added

4:15 3d printers are such a useful tool, even if you like the official miniatures. I use mine a lot not because I am "cheap" but because it allows me to create the vision of the army that I have instead of what GW has. I have basically two sisters armies: One with only official models, to one day maybe have the courage to play in the official warhammer store. And the other one in which I replace some units with others that I like more. It is arco-flagelants and ministers mainly. It used to be also crusaders and death cult assassins, but since we can't use them anymore I have them for display. In summary, I pay for the official merch AND for the paid designs of some people. However, I refuse to buy forge world stuff, so I have 3d printed all of it, because I just want to paint it in peace and I ain't paying 600 for this or that model. Also, I print new armies to test, instead of buying them. There is no way I would even think about collecting gards or admech without a 3d printer. I have given enough money to GW and I already have a third mortgage in my house. And finally, I also use the 3d printer to print exact copies of some figures to test paint them, try different color schemes, etc. Since I can avoid it, I prefer to test this weird color scheme that I have in mind in my $2 miniature instead of on my $125 official one. Once I know what I want, I paint the $125. Sometimes if the paint job is significantly better, I use the fake one just so that the official one does not get chipped or broken and I keep it for showing. I think that 3d printing can be perfectly fine morally. In my case, I have 3d printed thousand of dollars of equivalent material, but I have also spent a couple grands in GW. If I didn't have my 3d printer, I would have simply never started on the hobby. As always, the closer alternative to 3d printing / piracy is not to buy, but to ignore. So GW should look at it not as thousands of dollars lost (since I wasn't going to buy that anyway), but as the other thousands of dollars earned, which otherwise would be zero.

This is actually a really good ad for the patreon

4:50 I didn't realize the Imperium bias extended to pricing. The Leman Russ kit, which has 7 primary, 3 secondary, and 5 tirtiary weapon options is $70 MSRP, but the Tau's only tank kit, which builds either the Hammerhead or Skyray, has only 3 primary and 3 secondary (one of which is literally just gun drones) options for $75 MSRP.

Very excited to finally see The Project™️

I choose to believe the special project is a Battle Report where Eric and Bricky take on Brad and Auspex. Let me dream.

@MTGaming1034

9 күн бұрын

After seeing the Mordian Glory video we have confirmed auspex is a real being and not an all knowing machine god.

4:23 I'm printing my 3rd fully 3d printed army and guard is definitely the most easy and enjoyable experience with the amount of good 3d models there are

I'm working currently, it's 2.14 AM I love that I get a poor hammer rn 😊

The other thing with the gundam models is, no glue (which also means you’re not locked to 1 options), joints that have only seemed to have gotten better, and because it is individual pieces (like a small gray vent on a chest will be it’s own piece rather than part of the ‘front chest’ mold) rather than large molds, is the details are just so much more crisp by comparison. For the non-existent finish carpenter reading the comments it’s like the difference between 1 piece machined trim and built up hand made trim. But I guess that’s the difference between “Hey you watched our plastic model advertisement of a show now buy the models any version just buy the one that fits the customer base you fit in” and “We think this unit is powerful in our game and people will want it, so lets jack up the price because why not”

More wholesome anime for our 35 year old dead souls: Our days by the breakwater, sketchbook full colors, hidamari sketch, restaurant in another world,

Must use incense, candles, and prayers to please the gnome 🙏

Yea coming from building gundams to warhammer minis is a smack in the mouth in terms of pricing. Like a crazy good Gundam kit can be like 60-100$ and it’s a huge model then you go to 40k and it’s like “I paid 200$ for a rhino :)”

37:01 ❤😂 I love the close up image

Do you mean to tell me that this entire time, Eric's intro catchphrase of "sounds good" is actually him giving his stamp of approval after forcing Brad to revise the intro on the fly?

hmmmmm. a big special coming next week? i wonder if anything big is happening next week in the grander warhammer hobby

New idea. What if the chaos factions were the loyalist and vice versa. Space wolves are bad enough as it is but wait til Slaanesh gets a hold on them and their wolves

Brad found Yuru camp while searching for Yuri camp.

Listening to you guys shit on us Brits about everything is always funny

Not that its exactly wrong but seeing Dragon Maid tagged Yuri was a flashbang

If not mistaken, the Horus Heresy version Russ comes in two different boxes depending on weapon option 👍

Thanks for the blooper reel Berillio!

Another fun, mindless slice-of-life show that is just super cozy you guys should watch is Helpful Fox Senko-chan. It's super fuckin' cute.

Y'all need to do a video on each factions preferred choice of music. Like Krieg listening to sabaton, sisters of battle listen to catholic choir music etc. I think the video could go quick enough even if you broke down into different chapters/legions and regiments and other subfactions. You two, (and maybe Bricky included) could do a fun vid with that I think!

Thanks Beryllium!

"If you're 35, watch this anime about 12 year olds at camp." Whoa, slow down there, Doc! (Lol, I know you clarify after)

Yuru camp mentioned I'm gonna go buy an objective marker

I love that even our best editor Beerillo has to come out and say "These 2 literally dont know how to run a show and announce shit." I love how some swear words are bleeped and others are just like fuck fuck fucked

Thank you for blessing us bear gryllio 😇

1 Berilio is awesome. 2 Does Berilio have to worry about ticks?

@mouthwide0pen

13 күн бұрын

hes in brazil, they dont have wildlife there

Would you say that this episode was kitbashed from a bits bin?

I am going to rip a hole in and add daemons to your secret special project

Got very confused, was thinking Eurotrip when Brad was talking about Eurocamp

I would love an episode on 3D Printing. And I know its a weird question but do you ever feel the need to keep any army pure GW just in case one day you want to take it to an official tournament? I'm really stuck on this point and not sure what if anything to print.

The anime recommendations may be why I become a Patron

I'm surprised One Piece only gets the occasional mention. I don't know if that's restraint on Brad/Eric's part or Berilio culling it out but if I had a podcast this size I'd absolutely try to pull the "if you like franchises with dense worldbuilding and tons of books, why don't you try out..." card.

@thepoorhammerpodcast

12 күн бұрын

There is 45ish minutes of one piece talk split over 2 bonus content episodes the patrons are getting this month, it's like a 4th of what we talk about that got cut this season.

We need more objective markers 🙌

Brad bought an entire lawn mowing company because he couldn't get good service

The Tau demand Poorhammer seasonal anime reviews.

And here I expected a meme compilation for some reason...

All according to the plan, eh Berillio?

Reading Episode 54 comments gave me an idea for content: Zero Effort Fixes GW Should Do But Won’t. For example, GW could make their life a hundred times easier *and* make their product sell better *and* make the game better by just printing the codices at the end of the edition as a memorabilia/collector’s item. It solves all the problems caused by having bad rules written in stone/hardcopy.

Okay, good chance I join the Patreon now lmao. Also curious how badly you guys would butcher my username XD.

Just saying, great episode.

The fucking anime talk sends me

So now that it is actually finished (at least season 1 is), did Brad ever get into Frieren? It's my favorite anime in recent memory so I'm always excited to hear what people think about it.

@thepoorhammerpodcast

13 күн бұрын

Yes, the wife and I watched it and greatly enjoyed it. Seeing MADHOUSE make something good looking again for the first time in 8-9 years was wild too.

@StarkMaximum

13 күн бұрын

@@thepoorhammerpodcast Hell yeah, glad to hear it!

brad is right. lawns and yards are a scam. i hate dealing with that shit.

Anyone know if Brad ever showed off his thousand sons? And if so, were? Seeing his necrons made me really curious what he did to his TS lol

I’ve never been this early

For the meme fact or real 2nd episode can we get tactical squad killed old world meme review

Fuck I might need to become a patron

Minor spelling error at 1:51 , point now irrelevant.