The Police Can't Stop Us - Safety Third 35
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Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan, and a couple other KZread "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
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hearing allen talk about hentai.... while nile says the word Montreal over and over at the same time is a transcendent moment
@Thelegoterrapin
Жыл бұрын
I chose the wrong conversation to listen to
@alphaindustries5775
Жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@jumpingSpiders
Жыл бұрын
@@alphaindustries5775 around the 25-26 minute
@busharmann
Жыл бұрын
they actually talk about anime more than the TT boys.
It's been really funny but also really cool seeing NileRed unfold as a person, he was passive when the podcast started but now he initiates jokes and conversations, really cool to see more of his personality.
@jakass
Жыл бұрын
I think the IRL part of this podcast helps aid that come out of him
@tinucus9218
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I think that the other hosts often being unprofessional helps him realize he can be the same
@Chris-jo1zr
Жыл бұрын
I'd have loved to see him as a guest on Trash Taste also.
@georgealexanderp
Жыл бұрын
this totally
@ninin11
Жыл бұрын
yes yes yes !!!
the split audio thing is so nuts because i thought i would get tired of it but i found myself being able to parse both conversations
@Patmccalk
Жыл бұрын
It was actually pretty funny yeah, enjoyed it, had to listen to it twice to let my brain isolate each conversation lol
@squillz8310
Жыл бұрын
@@Patmccalk sometimes I take off one headphone to hear things and I'll forget the audio is split so I'm just hearing 2 of them lol
@Erbmon
Жыл бұрын
somewhere in the world there is a kid whit broken headphones parsing both channels in mono very anoyend whit this xD
@KingJellyfishII
Жыл бұрын
I usually listen to stuff at 2x speed but apparently I can listen to 2 people at 1x speed just as well
@specificocean9490
Жыл бұрын
pretty garbage if you dont use headphones though
"Everyone else spat it out and Allan swallowed it" Yes William, it IS okay to make that joke that just passed through your mind at that exact moment.
@ComicusFreemanius
Жыл бұрын
Passed right through Allan himself.
@Maxjoker98
Жыл бұрын
5 Gallons of Pig nut.
Loving the uploads not being a month apart like they used to be
@ChaosCause3000
Жыл бұрын
that's such a back-handed comment xD
I can't get enough of Nigel.
@Norweeg
Жыл бұрын
I recently discovered his Shorts channel. He uploads a lot more on there. I’m not a huge fan of shorts, but at least I get my fix in between his main channel uploads.
@xWood4000
Жыл бұрын
@@Norweeg He mentioned on some podcast episode that he maybe won't be uploading on the main channel anymore but is unsure. He doesn't enjoy making them anymore
@loversandlosers
Жыл бұрын
@@xWood4000 its high time he branches out and does some other interesting content. it'd be cool if he could travel around and explore interesting stuff kinda like Tom Scott
@katherinearroyo5818
Жыл бұрын
For a second i understood short shorts, i had to check if he was wearing some
Being half deaf works well with the audio channel split segment, I get one story, turn my headphones around and get more podcast!
@HailHydra27
Жыл бұрын
Oh wait i only had one headphone in, I thought they just cut out the other half. Looks like ill have to go back and re listen
My mom had her identity stolen because some woman got a copy of her library card. It had her legal address. That got her a copy of her birth certificate. Then used that to get a social security card. Then used that to get bills in her name, got a duplicate state ID, took out multiple credit cards, etc.
@whatbroicanhave50character35
Жыл бұрын
How the hell did someone get a birth certificate with just a library card? State?
@Sodium_Slug
Жыл бұрын
Bruh, in my country you can get someone's ID and you wouldn't be able to do anything without it. Are people so against a federal standardized ID system because m'freedom? Bc I feel like it could be so much more secure if it was a standard across all states. Also in my country as well as in the US you can literally just search someone's full name on google, pay a few dollars and get an address, an ID system should be the least of concerns about privacy.
@strayiggytv
Жыл бұрын
My mom had her identity stolen because our local post office delivered some of her mail to a stranger that happened to have her same first and last name. It's been 20 years and she gets constant bill collection notices and threats from debters because the woman gives out her address to all the people she owes money to. We went to the police and they just shrugged and said "there's no financial damage so there's nothing we can do".
@whatbroicanhave50character35
Жыл бұрын
@@strayiggytv you don't call the police for that, unless they're opening credit cards and shit in your name and tanking your credit score. Call the US postal inspection service
@MikeStavola
Жыл бұрын
@@whatbroicanhave50character35 Name, address, and stolen bills taken from her mailbox. That's what she thinks happened. It was over 20 years ago, and I had to ask. She may have also had pertinent info logged at the library, or it could have been picked up with some social engineering.
Fun fact, when you are declared dead incorrectly, its called a legal resurrection
@sadmermaid
Жыл бұрын
That's one of the few fun facts thats really fun, thank you!
i like how this is the best setup they've had, but it is probably the most echo-y
@iwinrar5207
Жыл бұрын
Large rooms with alot of flat surfaces will do that .
@RyzawaVT
Жыл бұрын
Would help if they actually talked closer to the mics though. Sm7bs sound best a few inches away instead of nearly a foot away...
@Ewr42
Жыл бұрын
Y'all gonna bully them Into building a whole professional studio around them Which to most podcasts is just headphones and acoustic dampening on the walls, so now we just gotta find a reason to make them wear headphones too and advocate for both
@PrograError
Жыл бұрын
well... trash taste's 2nd studio (current main) was very echoy when they just started set up, IIRC they used lots of blanket and canvas to dampen the reverb. (the main studio is in the atrium of the 2 story unit, so the sound just bounce like mad in that one intro video of the new studio. a few episode after, it was so much better.)
Nigel - " There probably is a way to do it....but everyone would die." Most science thing I've ever heard haha
Peter left a flare gun and 12 gauge ammo in your house didn't he? Did he leave an illegal conversion barrel too? That seems like something he'd have done.
@colbertops1007
Жыл бұрын
Sub caliber flare gun inserts are actually legal.
@TheSpookiestSkeleton
Жыл бұрын
@@colbertops1007 I don't think they are legal in Cali
@colbertops1007
Жыл бұрын
They indeed are legal. As is manufacturing your own firearms for personal use.
@gpo48
Жыл бұрын
IN MINECRAFT
@chadpursley611
Жыл бұрын
Since they censored it, it's probably a real gun. Will is pretty self-conscious about guns, esp, in his gun boat video. Peter on the other hand has 2nd Amendment stuff in his walls on early videos, but hey, that's just a theory.
47:10 The duality of Ikea and Exodia HILARIOUS 😂
I genuinely love when the conversation splits and you pan the channels hard to the sides. This is the second time hearing an episode with a split audio section, and now I'm looking forward to it as a recurring feature.
@peyton.simpson
Жыл бұрын
It was funny because Nigel didn't know what to say.
31:00 what nigel fails to realize is that humans were endurance predators, ancient humans ran down animals for MILES until the animals gave up and then ancient humans could've killed them easily. nerves/adrenaline, would actually help us ignore pain, run for longer, and helps our reaction time.
@beeeennnnnnn
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember hearing on a vsauce video about humans are designed for endurance runs, not sprints necessarily. The animal just burns out and we catch up
@algnedpe7271
Жыл бұрын
@@beeeennnnnnn yeah, a human can outrun a horse in an endurance race
@brandon9172
Жыл бұрын
It would've become largely obsolete with tool usage though.
@ObeseWizard
Жыл бұрын
That, and adrenaline (and therefor stress) is one of the best teaching hormones. So the first few times that a new hunter would go hunting with his family/elders, they would be very stressed, but the stress would help them learn a lot from the situations and remember them clearly to analyze them in their head. As they would get more comfortable, they would still be stressed but to a much lesser degree - there's a sweet spot with adrenaline where it gives you complete focus and helps you to act precisely in intense situations like hunting.
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say peter taped a flare gun to a drone
I love how you tried to introduce Estefannie 3 time, but you got distracted like 3 times talking about snakes falluses and drugs
21:49 I was the DD and drive through driver for MANY years, and i perfected drunk wrangling. when we pull up to the speaker, everyone must shut up. anyone who keeps talking, doesn't get food. i point to the front passenger person, and get their order. as soon as they are done, i repeat it to the speaker. then i point to the next person in the back and get their order. as soon as they stop talking, i repeat to the speaker. i repeat this until everyone has ordered. if you don't immediately have your order ready when i point, you get skipped and you go last. if you are last and you don't have your order ready still, you get nothing. it took only one trip where someone got no food, and then it worked perfectly every time after that, regardless of how blackout drunk they were. this is because the speaker picks up BOTH the person telling me what the order is, and my telling the speaker. so the drive through person will hear every order twice, CLEARLY. it was awesome. now that i'm thinking back, it someone was just incapable of ordering food, they got something starchy like fries or popcorn or whatever had the most starch. i don't think i ever actually left someone with no food at all, and i would get something so they couldn't bitch. the ordering system worked so well though, we still order that way and we are all old fucks who hardly drink anymore lol
For context 20:50 Nigel got equal parts milk + chai base and ice. One of the simplest drinks to make. Memed by baristas as the drink of the perfect customer.
About the assembled baby idea (as beautifully horrifying as it was), I'm a molecular biologist and I can assure you that it would NOT be that easy. SHH *is* involved in many pathways that have to do with limb growth, symmetry maintenance, etc. but as usual in biology, it's more complicated. There are HUNDREDS more factors and proteins all involved in the definition of even just the fucking tip of your pinky toe. But I love the fact that it was brought up and I'm wondering why Allen knows so much about bio! Is there something I've missed? Edit: nvm it's because of snake penises 👀
@DanteEhome
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha you thought they were serious Wait.
@Kiever_Sloane
Жыл бұрын
Help me real quick? Whats a SHH vs a Hox gene? I relay wondered where he got the name from.
@filippogiovannivolpe7445
Жыл бұрын
@@Kiever_Sloane Sure! SHH is Sonic Headgehog, which is part of the Sonic family of proteins (that are fundamental for developmental control in certain species). Homeobox genes are instead a whole family of proteins themselves, also fundamental for development. They are both involved in positional control of morphogens, but act differently, and SHH is a single protein. I mean for Allen's plan you would have to overhaul and have complete control (and knowledge btw, which we do *not* have yet 😅) of the entire intertwining gene control network, and that's like, decades in the future unfortunately. But man, I still loved hearing about it from this pod 😂
Nigel has got so much game.. my maaann
It continues to surprise me that Nigel is tall and buff
The split audio has trained me to listen to two things at once and it's a skill I've used to be in two meetings simultaneously.
@katherinearroyo5818
Жыл бұрын
Homo sapien sapien
"Ballmer Peak", is the programming skill boost from alcohol, it's from XKCD.
These podcasts are just an hour of pure joy.
@bluewaveonthewaysidebythepier
Жыл бұрын
Only reason to keep going 😂
When you split the audio like that, with headphones on, you can literally tune in and out of conversations like its a party or some shit. So trippy.
It's like an exercise in what not to do in a podcast, but it still works and I love it.
The fear response was an evolutionary advantage because of safety. Somebody experiencing anxiety and doubt is more likely to hide from a threat instead of engaging it, allowing them to continue on to procreate. It just isn't always useful when our brain decides something is more dangerous than it is, in whatever context dangerous is applicable, including perceived "social danger"
Ngl I don't think I've ever gone through a drive thru (aside from the youtube shorts thing at vidcon), drank coffee, or even eaten at mcdonalds in my entire life as an American
@GladiatorSlows
Жыл бұрын
Your mom!
@murmillotheuntried3646
Жыл бұрын
@@GladiatorSlows boom roasted
@Bizzozeron
Жыл бұрын
?????????????????????
@mb-is-not-cool
Жыл бұрын
Whenever you comment do people always spam the replies saying “omg it’s dapz”?
@GladiatorSlows
Жыл бұрын
@@mb-is-not-cool This is not the time, nor the place to be discussing double ass penetration. This is serious.
It's so funny hearing Will describe iterative design adapted to a video software. That engineering degree helping him in all facets of life
The dual conversations thing is great, makes me feel like a passenger.🤣
The chaotic energy of this podcast is my favorite thing
Split audio conversation splits my brain in half trying to decipher it while cracking up. I love this podcast xxx
Can't wait for the binaural safety third experience.
The parametric design paralysis is so relatable. I'd rather spend hours making a parametric designs cuz it SIMPLY saves time.
@nuclearduck13
Жыл бұрын
The hallmark of a programmer/engineer is someone who will spend hours to save minutes
Y'all should have caffeine more often. Not every time. But sometimes. You guys seem to have a lot more fun
@Ewr42
Жыл бұрын
Other drugs too Nigel could cook them up, he might have been doing it this whole time, actually Maybe that's the whole reason they're together so much, it's a drug club Man it'd be the best drug club ever, I'd give them drugs to be invited to it
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
Жыл бұрын
Nigel has confirmed he knows how to make meth
It’s been 20 minutes and it went from a tsa life hack to cocaine 🤣 greatest podcasts of all time
The programming drunk thing is an XKCD comic, the (fictional) point at which you get super good is called the "Ballmer Peak" named for Microsoft's chair throwing, "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" shouting CEO at the time the comic was drawn.
24:37 i LOVE the split audio segments! i don't know why, but its really relaxing. i could listen to a whole 2 hour podcast this way
@ryanwolfe2219
Жыл бұрын
seriously couldn't agree more
I watch these at twice speed, the split audio is a killer to try and concentrate through. I can't follow either conversation, but I can tell what they're about, though it still melts my brain
I recommend watching the movie Another Round, it's the one about the pros and cons of operating on differing levels of alcohol in everyday life. Really well done
Seriously love this podcast. I enjoy the unstructured, loose conversations ya'll have
yall keep doing the split audio it's really fun actually, soon enough itll train my brain to listen to several conversations at once
Stefanie saying the geese were racist specifically towards the little black duck had me tearing up 😂😂
the 2-channel split is actually really immersive when listening to the podcast in a car. you still can't follow two conversations at once (realistically: neither), but it really sounds like people are sitting on different sides relative to me (I don't get that effect when listening with headphones)
The messed up thing is that when you try to renew your driver's license when you're legally dead, somehow they just let you walk away, but when you commit a crime when you're legally dead, the cops just find a way! How can you book a dead person in for charges??
It's surprisingly easily to follow both conversations with the split channels.
24:50 POV: Your friends are having conversations and you dont know where to join in
hemp is legal in nebraska, so they extract the "goodie" from tons of it and spray it onto the flowers of a much smaller amount. But d9-THC is illegal federally so they make d8-THC, d10-THC, THC-O, HHC, HHC-O hemp.
@3xceIIent
Жыл бұрын
They just passed a law in Minnesota making hemp edibles legal. They are making it so you have to be 21 to buy them though, which confuses me. Makes me wonder how concentrated the THC in them is. I would assume not very and lawmakers are just dumb.
Thanks gang, I lost it laughing at work over the Exodia Baby discussion.
:0 I thought we had to wait till next week but WHOOOO
I actually really like the mutli-conversation parts.
@TAGMedia7
Жыл бұрын
It's like getting twice the amount of podcast!
I'm glad Allen makes KZread videos and didn't go the company CEO way, his ideas are scary
Not ever having drunk coffee is also one of my personality traits 😂😅
ive watched every episode of the podcast and yall make my day and month everytime i watch ty yall'
@josephcarroll7466
Жыл бұрын
also thanks for having estefannie on the podcast i just checked out their content and it is quite cool
The split audio thing is genuinely amazing I love it for my adhd
wait oh my god the split audio is so pleasing what I actually like this better no cap
Nigel is an insane person you want on your side
Hemp and hemp derivatives are federally legal in the USA. For example, delta 8 thc is found in hemp. People use it to get high especially in states where Marijuana is illegal
when they split the audio it feels like I'm with a group of friends and I hate how much I like it
From what I understand hemp grows really tall for the fibres inside. "Weed" is bred to grow short and they have bred it for max effects on the other end of the spectrum. As for a plant, hemp is pretty interesting.
Never actually introduced the guest. Realized they forgot but then they still didn't.
24:50 the only podcast where you get two conversations for the price of one.
Am I the only one who egerly waits every week for a new upload because I love this podcast!!
Honestly.... The dual conversation part was actually really... really nice to listen to...
On iphone, I use the Summary feature to delay a lot of notifications like work emails, discord, etc. that way I can still find out thing happened, and it's in a date controlled "folder" of other things that happened at the same time, and I can dismiss all notifications in a summary one summary at a time.
I love the craziness of the split channel conversations
This has to be my favourite podcast
The thing with the hemp industry in the US is the fact that there are different isomers of THC which are psychoactive, but only delta-9 THC is federally capped. Other forms of THC are technically still scheeduled, but delta-8 THC is able to be sold in most states as "hemp". It's usually synthetically produced from CBD and often products that claim to to be Delta-8 THC fudge their testing and contain a soup of cannabinoids.
Many people who live in cities like NYC almost never ride in cars, and even in the few times they do, they don't necessarily go through a drive through. The only drive through I have been through is a drive through bank. And I guess some drive through alcohol shops in Australia.
Gotten on to a nice weekly schedule now ❤️
Holy shit tuning into just will and allens convo was....... This one is for sure my favorite, thanks for making working graveyards bearable :)
For the record, if it was a big fan leaf, odds are it isn’t stuck to anything, they press nice 👍 Edit: also, when people mention a cannabis plant is hemp, they typically mean it’s a male plant and it won’t grow proper flowers which would be, you know, good for getting the job done. Just makes a bunch of pollen
@It-b-Blair
Жыл бұрын
Hemp is a marijuana plant with less than .3% thc. I have a friend who grows hemp professionally for cbd health products. A medical marijuana plant has 14-30% thc. The plant sex doesn’t matter.
@nrok113
Жыл бұрын
@@It-b-Blair males don't make much thc, no matter their genetics, so they'd never be considered weed. For 2 female plants though, there's no way to tell if it's hemp except for testing thc amount in the buds. so if hemp is legal, all male cannabis plants are always legal
@It-b-Blair
Жыл бұрын
@@nrok113 ok. Keep smoking whatever you got m8 👍 males inundate your females with seeds, it’s not about thc content in males. It’s all illegal in zero tolerance states. Always research your specific laws and regulations.
the split audio portion was my highlight, followed by explaining what they discussed.
Alan's random knowledge about airlines and starter's pistols, blew my mind. He's so interesting
I like that everyone has their own unique sitting animation
this is in regards to Allen's comment about a reminder for notifications, I have a pixel 6 and with the Google software they have a little reminder function baked in, I think Samsung has this feature too. if you long press on a notification, you can have it set to remind you again at a certain interval of time. The Pixel phones are defaulted to remind you in 1 hour. if you click the little clock icon on the notification. I find myself coming across the same issue you guys talked about so it really helps me out a lot
This podcast is the only podcast i listen to but it’s so good
the split audio is just so funny every time lmao
59:40 Samsung Galaxy has that setting on by default at 1 hour. Can be changed from 5 minutes to 2 hours i think. Its super useful
non-destructive modeling is definitely a thing in blender, very different from cad though.
"Sonic Hedgehog Exodia Baby" sounds less like a hypotetical scientific project and more like a rule 34 post.
@lilchickennugget2752
Жыл бұрын
Lmao I hope not
The recent split audio bits are amazeballs! 🤪😂😂💀
You know, when I first found this podcast I expected it to be a formal thing where they discuss experiments and stuff, but I’m so glad in reality it’s a bunch of nerds just shooting the breeze. 👌🏻
@PrograError
Жыл бұрын
meanwhile trash taste was suppose to be a anime podcast, but they kept throwing trash taste out loud literally in the top spot...
"But it was actually diarrhea" Will never change, lol
that starter pistol life hack is amazing
Safety Third is the single best pod cast. Fight me.
@broswarned-iw2vk
21 күн бұрын
The reason nobody's showed up to fight you is that nobody crazy enough disagrees.
I know I'm spamming comments at this point but I love the face to face recordings you guys have uploaded more recently. They're so much more fun to watch and more involving.
Great episode!
Lol that dual conversation was wild
Meilyne is just now realizing she got the normal podcast crew
such a good episode
2 podcasts for the price of one. L+R was fully coherent
oh, look into delta 8 thc! its sold at the gas station near me and i gad a great time learning what it was and how its able to be sold lmao
Literally, several CS majors and myself would have a few drinks, program a project, basically get out the jist of the creative aspect of the problem solving, and then wake up the next day and debug lol
My buddy worked at one of the cocaine leave extraction plants for a bit.
The split audio is like choosing your own adventure then you have to go back and get the other ending lol
Banning drive throughs from your city because you think they look bad is like the most elitist thing ever.
I love the split-audio part.
the split channels worked so well