I had to speak about my mom at her funeral this weekend and at one point I got a laugh from the room and all I could think about was how proud you guys might have been that I got a laugh at a funeral.

@jakew209

Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss, glad you were able to bring some laughter to it!

@reginaperrone6902

Жыл бұрын

🕊️💐🕊️💐🕊️🌹

@sylviab.791

Жыл бұрын

❤

@MariaWelsh-lu6fg

Жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss.🙏

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

💔. 💔. 💔 🙏. 🙏. 🙏 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

Thanks Pete for calling Sabastian out about not going to the doctor. Ha, Sabastian lives in doctors offices 😂

@sharmanolshan9367

Жыл бұрын

Separate bedrooms dudes. No big deal. Get some sleep

@joywiedmann7438

Жыл бұрын

I have an Italian husband and he has been that way since childhood! Lol....Little bambinos!! Haha!

@888alp

Жыл бұрын

Pete and Sebastian they get each other. I love em so much ❤🥰

@888alp

Жыл бұрын

I love these beautiful humble men. ❤❤

Sebastian goes to greet people at the theater and “nobody shows up” 😂 I love how you guys hypothesize scenarios! It’s so unique to your show!

“The Death Sweat” 😂🤣 You guys are awesome…love The Cast!

LMAO about the grafitti sweater and Pete being a chameleon!

Sebastian’s sweater is probably better to ward off any virus than cloves of garlic around his neck. Hideous 😂 😂

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

WTF was Sebastian thinking?????

Let me be on record to say that coming from a LONG LINE OF CHEAP GUINEAS, I can guarantee you that Pete is not throwing away any bloodstained sheets, mattresses or is he tipping $4k to hospital staff. The guy built his own home studio with spray painted cardboard. 😂

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

Thats a real old school Italian!!!

i am so glad Pete talked about Sebastians top wow...lol

Sebastian, I have to say you don’t look well and probably tired too! I hope you went to the Dr, and yes you should have just enjoyed the weekend and recharged your batteries. You have to look after yourself. Hope you’re feeling better very soon and get to the bottom of what’s going on. Love you both ❤❤

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Lana should be taking note on her husband’s rapid aging. Step Up, Lady.

We all love how Pete puts Sebastian in his place as only best friends can do

Hey guys. I am so relieved that About My Father made budget. (That means you get to make another one). I'm sure it will go into good profit soon. Thanks for what you both do. Pete, we need another special from you, OK?

Hilarious Pete. Thank you for sharing the personal stuff with us. It's so good to bring the lighter side to some of the challenges of aging.

Pete, you kill me with the bedside pissing. I'm dying laughing. Your wife is the greatest.

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

That's disgusting. I'd never tolerate that, no Italian woman would!!! They didn't marry Italian.

Went to see About My Father-loved it! Curious why you didnt premiere this on Fathers Day? Pete grosses me out with his man stuff-peeing in bottles bed/driving, blowing his nose in a sock. My OCD goes off the charts!

@wanderingsand2117

Жыл бұрын

That's Pete. BUT. To know him is to Love him.

36:31 "ELECTROIDS" ? LOL I LOVE HOW PETE DESTOYS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE , LOVE EM! :)

Bill Cosby called Seb, needs the sweater back.

@Mark-Zhark

Жыл бұрын

Adam Sadler called, wants the junior high screenplay jokes back

Lmao at Sebastian trying to say he just fight things of, this man has a cold and a nurse is in his house the next day with an IV ´^^

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Arlington Heights Illinois must be laughing AT Sebastian- not WITH him. Wussified Sebastian - sucked in the Hollywood Pithole. Sebastian, don’t take Hollywood success for life success. When you are a has-been and no one gives 2 sh#ts about you, will you still have Life Success? Mmmmm

Pete you're so damn funny! Yeah sorry Sebastian but the first thing I thought of when I saw your shirt was Bill Cosby lmfao

Hi, Italian ICU RN here😊 I would definitely not want my patient yelling out in pain, especially if it’s upsetting other patients. Honestly, it all comes down to the medications ordered by the MD. If a patient still seems uncomfortable we notify the MD. Usually the only reason more pain meds would not be given/ordered is if it is unsafe.

Pete should be invited to do a movie with Sebastian. He definitely has the charisma and their comedic timing and genuine bond would come through on screen!

Sebastian you look like you ran through a flock of Blue Jays where the hell did you get that shirt from lol 🦅 💥🏃. 😂😂😂

Omg these 2 are funny as hell together ❤️ them

You guys had me laughing so hard. Loved this episode.

We FRIGGIN LOVED THE MOVIE!!! I only give spoilers about my own life experiences not anyone else’s 😂🎉 me & my mom laughed, I shed 2 tears, but these negative comments are TRIPPING it was so damn funny, just naturally, & I needed that laugh so badly today!!! Love your story dude. More from yous guys!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

@marcmateja1830

Жыл бұрын

Agreed I loved it too.

It’s just a matter of time when the company of Depends are going to reach out to you guys

Well according to the box office sales, Sebastian and Lana should have definitely been charged to see his own movie to plump up sales.

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Sebastian has experienced an ego out of control in Hollywood. He drank the Kool-Aid and now can humbly sit down and ponder what is REAL in Hollywood. 😊

@lazyrider6918

Жыл бұрын

@@Joy-io7xl I love Sebastian and have for very long time and turned many people onto him through the years. Agreed that there is too much of the "Hollywood hor$eshit, I am so impressed by it all'. And before anyone says "you're just jealous", shove it up your a$$ because i know what is funny and that content isn't it. These guys are best when they are simply riffing on observational humor which they seemed to have gotten back to recently. I get it that it this is all entertainment and light but does anyone really give a $hit about listening about box seats, private entrances and concierge treatment? NOPE.

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

💯 LIKE HIRING "BOB" WHO IS HATED BY MILLIONS!!!!!

You guys are absolutely killing these ad reads. I don’t see many comments about this. Usually I skip ad reads. The only people who’s ads I watch are Mr Beast who has 5 billion subscribers. And Pete and Sebastian. OMAHA STEAKS- GIVE THESE GUYS MORE MONEY!! I’m proud to say that I have got suckered into buying one of these products on an ad read. I suggest Pete and Sebastian were do a 10 minute conversation with Omaha Steaks and Wine.

The “ passing away” gets me every time🤣🤣🤣

Thank you boys for again making my Tuesday at the office so much better!

Anyone else thinking if my husband allowed me to live a life of luxury, I'd put up with a cough!

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

And…..I’d take the kids to their classes while my exhausted successful husband took a nap!

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

"Lana". wears the pants, as they say!

Nurses are not allowed to accept tips. As a nurse, I treat everyone equally, but must be constantly triaging care. When a patient verbally show’s appreciation, it makes my day. 😊

Sebastian’s description of his sweat is exactly how he described the beginning of his bout with Covid! 😮

During an interview, Sebastian said his Mother is dead in the movie- enough for me to pass. His Mom in real life is alive - Ultimate Disrespect.

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

Right? WTF?????

Pissin bedside. What a line. lol, You guys are gold.

Sebastian looks like an aging queen.

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Sebastian jackets remind me of an upscale Members Only jacket. He clothes himself as if stuck in a time warp, 1980’s?

Sebastian maybe you don't have enough moisture in your house and you need a humidifier for that cough. Just a thought. Great Cast today, we look forward to it every week!

You two are a highlight of life

Pete.... when he's like "guy, I can't I can't I can't.... I'm trying, but I can't"....... about Sebastian "letting his illness run its course" I'm laughing too much for Free

The "clammy sweat". 😂

I wonder if Seb will hang around the vending machine when About My Father hits the Red boxes. I'm a Seb amd Pete fan and I hope it does well but from the look of the trailer it looks like it's gonna do Bad Grandpa basement level numbers. "Uhh guy welcome to the Red Box want a photo"

@Mark-Zhark

Жыл бұрын

Proving a great standup does not necessarily transfer to the movie screen. Especially when the script looks like it was written by a 12 year old.

@rachellicee2380

Жыл бұрын

@@Mark-Zhark Proving Hollywood is almost DEAD. Sebastian and Pete live in an old fairytale world where pretending on camera is important. It AIN'T :) (still love the cast).

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Sebastian co wrote - BAM there’s your 12 year old.

You guys put a bounce in my step every cast. Thank you. Best of luck with About My Father!

The whole scene is a war room 😂🤣🤣

Thank you guys. Have a great week!❤

Pissing Bedside. Some .... pillow talk. Soon you'll have a spittoon on the side of the bed. 😂🤣😅

@brooklyn7722

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha You have me laughing hysterically Hahahahahahahahaha

@PickleJuice604

Жыл бұрын

Wow I’ve never seen that emoji lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg!! What a FUNNY 😁 show guys!!! You both were hilarious!! 🎉🎉

Your guys are the best!

Sebastian, bravo! When people leave a theater happier than when they arrived…you’ve got a winner. For a weekend pick-me-up, go see About My Father.

Sebastian I literally heard strangers talking about your movie with 5 star reviews but they were saying things that I knew were incorrect because I watch the cast and I could tell they didn’t.

Clam chowder sweat, oh boy , we are in for it😂!

Sebastian: "shit in the sheets." I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣💀

As Sebastian's talking about coughs and night sweats I'm coughing out a lung and laughing at the same time 😂😂 I feel like watching the cast today resting at home was equivalent to an IV lol - living down under we have to wait til August for the movie to come out in theaters unfortunately 😢

One more thing: I observed that the audience at the movie theater were "mature" HOWEVER there are very few movies today that even interest them. THANK YOU

Its insulting to give money tips to professionals. CATERING a lunch for the nurses when a family member is in the hospital is the Italian way😂🤣

Never miss an episode..went to Audioboom to listen to some old ones...got me through alot❤❤ keep them coming

This video is so funny but at the same time it grossed me out. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

DO IT! DO IT! Sebastian PLEASE I gotta know what they’d say to you !!!(movie theater)

Gargle w warm salt water...😟

Nice Cosby sweater there Sebastian.

I skip all the ad talk!!

Our Daughter danced in a Company for 9 years...every week there were 3 or 4 practices and then weekend recitals and rehearsals...thru the heavy D.C traffic there and back during rush hour. Total Hell! When she got her drivers license I got my life back.

U can't pay off the nurses 😂🤣😂

I was prescribed a sleep apnea machine at age 17, because of my neuromuscular disorder that makes most of my muscles just weaker than the average person's. When I'm sleeping, my breathing muscles relax too much and I stop breathing. I need a machine that pushes air in and then gives me time to exhale properly as well. Regular CPAP machine (for overweight folks) pushes continuous air and makes it impossible to exhale enough, unless you're normal/strong. I have a BiPAP machine. It's for weak breathing muscle folks. Thank you for listening...

No other podcast talks about pissing bedside. This podcast is hilarious.

It's so hard to see a legend like De Niro, who starred in so many classic movies be reduced to doing movies like About my Father.

@brooklyn7722

Жыл бұрын

You don't know what you're Talkin' about..

@peppino1961

Жыл бұрын

@@brooklyn7722 Hahahaah

@modelladel

Жыл бұрын

You are being ridiculous! It's a privilege for him to be in that movie.

@rachellicee2380

Жыл бұрын

@@modelladel I mean- if Sebastian wants his dad played by a USA hating pedophile- to each his own.

As Sebastian gets richer , I don’t know if it’s just me .. he’s slowly changing. Like , he’s losing touch w the common man’s world. Just sayin.

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Sebastian will be another Hollywood type that lost his soul, his kids will be messed up from Hollywood weirdness, and Lana will be scheduling therapists for a lost cause. Still time to correct course.

@pete9688

Жыл бұрын

@@Joy-io7xl well said.

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

💯 ......he's definitely a "Commie-Fornian"!!!!

HILARIOUS

I'm in the theater waiting for About My Father to start, and had to check to see if the Tuesday Cast was posted 🎉 I'll catch up after the movie.

Never tip its illegal for nurses to accept gratuity. We are not waitresses my god.

Sebastian apologizes for coughing continuously throughout the show. Meanwhile, Pete will cough throughout every single episode due to his garbage Sedona weed. Love the show. Y’all are kings. Y’all are hoots. ✌🏼

Just saw your movie Sebastian, and it was amazing acting brother. So glad you made a quality comedy film with a positive message and still funny as hell. If anyone hasn't seen it, it's awesome! I hope your acting career is as successful as your stand up comedy career. It's speaks in volume when they paired you with Deniro for a movie. He's a legend, and your on the same track.

@bozza79

Жыл бұрын

Geez your easily pleased . His acting is awful

@qleverone

Жыл бұрын

@bozza79 I disagree. Keanu Reeves is a horrible actor. And he's only an actor. Sebastian did excellent, especially the part he had the heart to heart talk with his father character. He's actually improved from his last movie. In my eyes I believe he can make a successful transition from stand up to films if the production value and story plots are good. He was paired with a legend in this movie, so he's obviously doing something right. But then again I'm such a huge fan of him and can relate to his lifestyle that maybe I am easily impressed with his work. Either way thanks for disagreeing like an adult and not being insulting.

@yourtargetacademy

Жыл бұрын

I have not seen the movie but it took Beyonce four tries to then nail it with Etta James. I'd just go to see Sebastian, not for the actual movie. If he's good in it that's just bonus!

A little whiskey and table spoon of honey and Limon great to stop a cough ❤

It would be cool to see Sebastian’s vegetable/fruit garden

Time stamp 2727. I believe you should take the time you need for yourself, regardless of if your married or not. Take control of what your mind and body tells you. Love you guys. C ❤

Let’s go baby

@TJB1510

Жыл бұрын

PUFF-PUFF PASS.

ELECTROIDS😂

0 for 7 😂😂😂

Sabastian mentioned going out and Lana planning something for the two of them. I wish I knew of a good place to see a play in the region I live in, Heflin Alabama to see a live play. My father took me as a 10yr old and man it was so cool. A good play is so much better than a movie theater 🙏🙂

Sebastian hit on another powerful theme @ 25 mins .... it's so ingrained in parents to stack the f%#k out of their days. When does it stop. Kids are your life ... don't forget to live a little too. BTW thats a Seinfeld character talking about pissin' in tennis cans with a straight face.

How about if its The Shining level of blood 😂

Anytime you go to a sporting event, spend the money on the big souvenir cup. They come in real handy to piss

The theater by me had sold out at each showing for your movie Sebastian, here in Chicago!

Omg Sebastian ❤ My husband and I went to see the movie yesterday and it was hilarious 😂 Everyone in there was laughing their butts off …especially during your “butt scene “😂 My husband laughed and said omg babe …I know you’re thinking…he’s an awesome comedian with a perfect ass🤣😂☺️

@Chegles1

Жыл бұрын

That's funny Janie.

@janiebrossmann1178

Жыл бұрын

@@Chegles1 …we’re in our 50’s and married 28 years with 2 grown children so ya gotta keep the humor alive lol 😂

@Chegles1

Жыл бұрын

@@janiebrossmann1178 Boy do I get that. We’re in our late 70’s, married 55 years. 😬😂

@janiebrossmann1178

Жыл бұрын

@@Chegles1 wow that’s amazing 🤩 My parents are married 52 years…you don’t see marriages lasting so long anymore so congratulations 🍾

@Chegles1

Жыл бұрын

@@janiebrossmann1178 I’ll take that. Only through the grace of God trust me. 😂

40:27 Tennis Ball can. Dont know what that looks like. Not been a tennis person 😂😂😂😂

Best show in the world 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Sebastian @ 52:13 lol. The Cast Baby!

Take your daughter to her gymnastics- don’t change your family time- she needs her dad because she’s proud to show you off!!!

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Lana needs to “pull her weight” - raised wealthy she doesn’t have a clue. You DON’T ask your husband -who thru his talent and hard work -put you in a $20 million dollar mansion- to take the kid to an activity. Ray Charles would know Sebastian needs to rest up to keep providing for you and the kids. What is wrong with her brain? Midwest speaking.

Jesus Christ can Sebastian whinge more about his life . Don’t act the buddy just do comedy you can’t have you cake and eat it also . Pete holds this cast up at the moment . Sebastian has gone Hollywood

@pete9688

Жыл бұрын

100%. I just posted a comment saying that … he’s losing touch with the common man.

If Sebastian could get away with wearing Coogi sweaters from the late 80’s he would.

My boyfriend wanted us to sleep on his grandmother's tempurpedic mattress she died on😅

@stephaniep4636

Жыл бұрын

😂

Love you guys!! 🩵🩶 Pete, if you can stay away from sugar for a while, you will lose your sweet tooth and be free from cravings! The “adjustment period”is hard but worth it! Also, FYI, gluten-free does not mean sugar-free. 😊

I have a feeling that Sebastian drives his kids because/otherwise Lana would have a nanny do it. He doesn’t seem too keen on the nanny life.

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Lana should take the kids - she can fit that in - pull back on, at the end of the day, meaningless “parties”.

@miniaturesculptureartby23r20

Жыл бұрын

Lana has too many car accidents. :D

I wonder if Sebastian reads the eviscerating reviews of his movie

@kevincastle649

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it wasnt good. And it finished 6th this weekend. Still wanna see it though.

@Mark-Zhark

Жыл бұрын

@@kevincastle649when all the alleged laughs are in the trailer, and the big one is “oh, my bathing suit fell down” followed by a splat on the window shot that Wiley Coyote did 60 years ago, you know the movie is bad

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Sebastian co wrote and we know he didn’t listen in middle school English class - so felt it wasn’t going to be that good. He WAS funny before he married - but Lana sucked the fun out of the guy. No one selling out Madison Square Garden needing a rest- should be taking the kid to class - they can afford help. The rest of us go until we drop. We don’t sell out Madison Square Garden though.

@donnahughes8575

Жыл бұрын

❤At the movie opening in Chicago/ AMC River East 21 we met his Dad, Salvo and beautiful wife, Lana, both so very nice❣️I gave Lana a Chicago print on canvas so he doesn’t miss his Chi home too much! We couldn’t get near Sebastian, but we did sit in front of his Cousins & Uncle… all very nice! Enjoy your family, have a Cough Drop…🎉

@deborahanneohara9386

Жыл бұрын

I really, really dislike Lana too!!!!!

Guys!!! Sleep separately. You will then look forward to seeing each other in the morning.

I had the same thing the coughing with that clearing of your throat. It’s something going around obviously.

Saw the movie in Romania! The first day it opened.

Too honest Pete; lol

So strange. 3 weeks ago my boyfriend and I both came down with what Pete had on the last episode. Stomach pain and everything Prior to that I had a cough start no other symptoms like Sebastian and it’s been 5-6 weeks still with it. I haven’t gone to the doctors in years before this. 3 doctor visits now and not 1 has solved the cough

My husband is a RN- he says no tips- hes never seen a tip been given and it wouldnt chamge the quality of care. Buying lunch for rhe whole team is appreciated though.

I saw the movie twice!!! OMG hilarious!!! Honestly - truth be told - We watched it at Red Rock Theater also we rented it on direct TV for $19.99. So Sorry - I'm on our Library wait list August 1. You are a one talented guy. I will watch it and buy the DVD. Also I loved Deniro!!! (sp)

Picture this ..... I lay in bed with my nose mask attached to the CPAP machine with my glasses balanced on my face watching TV till I fall the sleep 😴🛌 😆lol