Are we living inside a simulation? The answer is complicated. As far as modern astrophysics can discern, the first Jerma livestream was uploaded to the cosmic hologram about 10^-32 seconds after the beginning of the universe. We don’t have access to the stream itself, nor to those he would record over the next 200M years, so in order to get a sense of their content, we depend exclusively on recovered chat logs, which became more comprehensible as matter increased its complexity of organisation. The earliest stream that we do have access to is titled “Restart Andy - Jerma Streams Universe Simulator (Long Edit #4)”. Given the stream’s title, it might surprise you to learn that this stream is actually still running-at least for its inhabitants. About halfway (approximately 13 billion years) into the stream, Jerma suffers the following OneGuy moment: Jerma: “‘these stars look like buttholes’… WHAT no they don’t, they’re gigantic spheres of hydrogen and helium they don’t look anything like-” Chat: “literally no-one said that” Chat: “GAS” Chat: “fecal funny” Chat: “your universe is literal ass” Jerma: “Ahh God dammit they do. They actually do. I know you’re just saying that to be a dick but from outside the manifold yeah they kinda do.” Chat: “Do-over” Chat: “show butthole” Chat: “Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!” Jerma: “Okay we’ll start from scratch. God. You guys are unbelievable.” Chat: “OneGuy” Chat: “where’s facecam?” KZreadr Skye4 uploaded the edit to their channel on June 2nd, 2024. Following controversies over the video’s provenance, as well as several disturbing implications concerning the nature of known reality, the video was retroactively (and retrocausally) delisted.

@jordynensor2081

6 ай бұрын

new copypasta just dropped

@tobyzooey

6 ай бұрын

i did a grinding snort like vinny does occasionally, good one.

@ReifinDFanchon

6 ай бұрын

This feels like the plot of 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim.

@skye4

6 ай бұрын

This is the best comment I've ever gotten.

@jeremytitus9519

6 ай бұрын

@@skye4Merry Christmas

I don't think I'll ever laugh again as hard as I did when I first saw The Pac-Man Incident.

@nickperkowski2407

6 ай бұрын

I wish I could hear Poke’s scream getting cut off for the first time again

@Dsmky117

5 ай бұрын

1:57:25

@MissBeloved__

Ай бұрын

best bit

This stream should be played in theaters worldwide

Props for including other perspectives, very nice addition.

i love u skye thank u so much

@skipmanghondarg

6 ай бұрын

me love skye

@arlodurham2040

6 ай бұрын

We all love Skye!

@jeremytitus9519

6 ай бұрын

Skye make me heart go happiness

the pacman clip is great but having star_ come back and yell at jerma for playing on his phone while on the clock is so much funnier to me

"Is that a traffic light? Cool" He loves traffic laws

@Wohlfe

2 ай бұрын

It's because he knows most traffic collisions happen at intersections.

A blessing in disguise of how "late" these long edits come out is that I get to notice what I'm missing from the other compilations of the same stream if I had not watched this one. Thank you very much!

Skye4 you're doing a lot to make Jerma accessible out there. I wouldn't know him without you, I wouldn't watch him. As long as you enjoy it, please never stop. Thank you.

1:56:00 The Pac-Man incident.

Jerma immediately launching into a winnie the pooh impression when he sees bees is killing me

Skye is our hero. The greatest of all Jerma editors! Providing content when we need it the most.

1:22:02 the only minor improvement I feel you could have made to this long edit would have been to splice in Vinny or Sters perspective at this moment as they think they hear a monkey and you can hear Jerma OO OO OOing away in the distance haha. Otherwise love this, and this whole stream was peak content, I've genuinely watched it too many times haha

I really like the other perspectives being added in

devastating that there's not jermawards this year so the pacman incident cant clean sweep

Another skye banger long edit, thank you so much

2:13:40 imagine ur coworker crying outside the workplace saying “its scawy😢” understandable lol

2:06:01 "he's gonna give him curls" is severely underrated

Was so sad that nobody got Vinny's reference at 27:56

@chunky_head0020

5 ай бұрын

How the heck would anyone understand a Primus reference?

@umphreak9999

5 ай бұрын

​@@chunky_head0020because they've been around for like 30+ years maybe?

Loved the editing especially the end recap good job :)

SKYEFOUR my beloved, I was not expecting a long edit of lethal company already. THANK YOU

it wasn't a joke, he was actually playing packman 1:57:25

@aidan1202googs

6 ай бұрын

this video was uploaded 30 minutes ago how did you get that far in the vid

@stwabewwwy

6 ай бұрын

@@aidan1202googs probably a vod watcher

@adistefano_

6 ай бұрын

@@aidan1202googs he did a glitched 1:57:25 speedrun. this guys legit

@aidan1202googs

6 ай бұрын

@@stwabewwwy oh right

@jeremytitus9519

6 ай бұрын

@@aidan1202googssorcerers, bro

Mods crush his gem

Yay i love the longer edits of this stream

I GET SO EXCITED WHEN YOU POST! you have the best stream edits by far

Lethal Larry

thank you for the edit

I felt like I was going to throw up I laughed so hard at the pacman incident

You are a great editor. Thank you for this.

New Skye4 upload just in time for my dinner, Christmas has come early

Switching perspectives? ur great skye

Another GOAT stream by the GOAT editor!

Maybe the real Pac Man was the dog that ate everyone

fantastic edit of an amazing stream, love the different POVs as well

i love the opening to these videos

I think I have a crush on Skye4 😳

@nooneinparticular681

2 ай бұрын

Skye4 is actually 3 people logged into the same KZread account from several different countries

@sonsofisstvan1675

Ай бұрын

@@nooneinparticular681really…?

Skye4 deserves everything good in life, i watch their ads

skye makes my favorite edits *over*

sterr taking this game too seriously makes it wayyy funnier😂

1:57:20 pac moment

1:56:59 if you’re looking for the incident itself

Ok thank you

THANK YOU SKYE

Hey Skye do you :3 often?

Crazy he's retiring

What is the clip at the beginning from? I've been looking all over

@skye4

5 ай бұрын

A Kanye Place from SNL kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2anq4-NZpzZmtY.html

woop woop 🥳

so when is the pacman bit?

For future me, chaos is at 1:50:15, pacman is at 1:57:20, AAAGHHHH is at 2:19:18, my one guy moment (:D) is at 3:05:39

Hey Skye, can you do The Sims 4 long edit, the Blorg and Yodle family in particular? Thanks.

@skye4

6 ай бұрын

I'll think about it.

@bottlebeard

6 ай бұрын

@@skye4 Skye The Philosopher

@skye4

3 ай бұрын

Added to the queue. No promise as for when they'll be done, but I will edit them.

@sonsofisstvan1675

Ай бұрын

@@skye4real ones want cleanup pt2🙏

jerma death montage !!!

If you're on PC, press 6 to skip to Pac-Man.

now i HAVE commented on your yt -lithosphere from Uncletopia

1:50:12

Why does Ster know what yaoi is? It’s not like a difficult thing to stumble upon but how did he stumble upon it?…

2:09:59

i love you skye4

Thanks Skye we all love you

+2

It's actually impressive how bad Jerma is at any game other than Dark Souls

behold!!! TAMPON JERMA 49:15!!

jerma was so -2 this stream but the stream itself was +2

Great work. i hope you get a kiss from your crush, you deserve it

i cannot wait for him to retire

❤️‍🔥🎵🌈 10:17

Does anyone else genuinely dislike when Jerma streams with other people? It's almost like everyone else playing with Jerma knows they're not even close to being as funny or entertaining as him, so they overcompensate really badly and just make cringe jokes and say really embarrassing things to try to seem relevant. I've noticed this every time I watch Jerma play with other people.

@igotworms96

5 ай бұрын

If you dont like him playing with other people just dont watch

@MicahMyers

5 ай бұрын

woah that's a pretty bad opinion ya got there buddy !

@boxcarTV

5 ай бұрын

there are situations where this is true

@umphreak9999

5 ай бұрын

...........no?

@bigbeefscorcho

4 ай бұрын

No I think they’re just having fun with their friend Jerma. All of these people are very funny on their own as well?

Top-tier edit