If cocaine designed a car 😆

@xpndblhero5170

2 ай бұрын

FUCK..... I was just coming here to write that but you beat me to it. I was also thinking it had a special hidden compartment to stash your pocket snow... LoL 😂

@Nitrofox2112

2 ай бұрын

No, that was the DeLorean

@danmel3978

2 ай бұрын

It's a dope ass car

@danmel3978

2 ай бұрын

@AnonCerb 😆

@chris1995gst

2 ай бұрын

​@@xpndblhero5170you took the words out my mouth bro 😭 I was going to bring up a compartment 😅

Came in cocaine white😂

@TotallyNotKanye

2 ай бұрын

Different kind of whites

@lordjaashin

2 ай бұрын

Lmao, as if Miami itself isn't built on "money you couldn't deposit in the bank"

@rodrigomartinez-wr9wh

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@potcommitted5355

2 ай бұрын

Slant nose

@joho0

2 ай бұрын

Cocaine is a hell of a Porsche!

It feels like 911 had one night stand with Testarossa and now both parties don't wanna talk about custody over theirs spawn

@willsmith39

Ай бұрын

😂😂 underrated comment

@fabianmarcoschau

Ай бұрын

Its just combining the best genes but it got outta hand😂

@stevegonzo2091

Ай бұрын

When your Mom is a 10 and your Dad is an 8, and.... you end up a 7. 😢

@aintnobetterthan

Ай бұрын

Wait until you see what rinspeed has 😮

@cannz9134

22 күн бұрын

Brilliant 👏 👏 👏

Ah yes, the money-laundermobile

@ValaHough

Ай бұрын

Now they launder civil engineering with the help of corrupt politicians

@benjaminlewis5057

Ай бұрын

Batman drives batmobile Money-Launderman drives the Money-Laundermobile.

@user-vs3lz6gs6k

Ай бұрын

@@benjaminlewis5057Lol

80's had to be a hell of a time period to be in your 20's and 30's

@markbrown8097

2 ай бұрын

I would agree if I had any recollection of that era.

@Osamabeenleanin210

2 ай бұрын

​@@markbrown8097 I was born at the end of the 80's but looking back now, that seemed to be when everyone was making crazy money fast. No social media so you just had to be there to experience it or see it in movies. You couldn't fake it like you can these days

@dogsandyoga1743

Ай бұрын

​@@Osamabeenleanin210I was born in 1976. Around 84-85 it just got stupid. Right before the violence really kicked off, and the crack users weren't crackheads yeat. Everybody was just getting so much money. It was coming in at all levels. I knew a dude who had a corvette in the 9th grade 😂. And that's just small time street level stuff. Imagine what the big boys were making?

@user-ot9gi5qn6y

Ай бұрын

​@@dogsandyoga1743damn u retire by 25 well

@user-ot9gi5qn6y

Ай бұрын

​@@dogsandyoga1743and your own vanity being your biggest down falls present for all who prove the truth to that statement so commonly found in human traits, swallow you proxies when needed and don't sabatoge yourself with pride to get haters motivated reasons building up enough to spiteful ruin u just put 9f just enough spite u don't like the taste of when u look that way 😮

Vanilla Ice had a convertible one. I had a poster of a dark blue one, that was used as a Pioneer car stereo ad. I love it. Thanks.

@adamhayden5152

2 ай бұрын

I know he had the 5.0 mustang that was all white.

@joesuchy1157

2 ай бұрын

@@adamhayden5152you've seen that movie too

@toker_poker420

2 ай бұрын

​@adamhayden5152 he still has it to this day aswell as a lot of other classics ANND a full 24k gold 64' impala!

@steveprefontaine5977

2 ай бұрын

He had a white fox body 5.0 Mustang convertible not this

@rearviewviewer

2 ай бұрын

“Cool as Ice” lol

It looks like an early version of Midjourney trying to cook up a 1980s 911

Slant nose 911’s and all their variations are some of the coolest cars to ever be produced 🔥🔥

Honestly, that interior is super nice. I’m usually not a big fan of white, but it just looks so nice.

@Machoman50ta

2 ай бұрын

If you're not a fan a white you like black? Are we talking about cocaine and heroine or car colors hmm maybe both😂

@blest5132

2 ай бұрын

it has the piping on it so it's not just pure white, looks amazing!

@magicmark3309

2 ай бұрын

@@blest5132 Exactly! Really classy look.

@StephenButlerOne

2 ай бұрын

Inside is really nice. Outside is horrendous, in the UK we'd say it looks like a Halfords special. (I'm not sure what cheap car shop you have in the USA.)

@jerryjeromehawkins1712

2 ай бұрын

Those seats also look ridiculously comfortable... killer interior!

The cocaine suitcase 200; fits 200 keys of coke while traveling at 200mph...TRUTH.

@johnnymnemonic69

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I can see myself in this. White suit with the sleeves rolled up, shoulder lenghth mullet hairstyle blowing in the wind while "The Heat is on" plays on the radio.

@bigman88george3

2 ай бұрын

Its never too late, my man.

@Gunzee

2 ай бұрын

Push it to the limit.

@Duke_of_Prunes

2 ай бұрын

I still have my purple Willi Smith jacket with the huge shoulder pads. Could you give me a lift to the party? 🥳

@rattlecat5968

2 ай бұрын

I'm sensing the *Miami Vice* vibes.

@Duke_of_Prunes

2 ай бұрын

@@rattlecat5968 Cue up the Jan Hammer theme music 🎶

I can just see this driving into a digital sunset in one of those synth-wave backdrops

One small detail I love about the show Narcos is all the top cartel leaders had extremely gaudy taste.

@ComicusFreemanius

2 ай бұрын

non-euro Hispanics in general.

@joeschmoe6908

2 ай бұрын

You could say their taste was criminally bad.

@jamesryan5436

2 ай бұрын

Money doesn't buy taste

@daszieher

Ай бұрын

​@@ComicusFreemaniusthere may be a genetic thing about how different ethnicities perceive colour and what feelings this perception creates. I imagine, it can be explained in a perfectly scientific way.

@michaelallen8137

Ай бұрын

@@ComicusFreemanius I guess the debate is ongoing as to whether the term "Hispanic" implies non-European Spanish descent. Largely inconsequential but still interesting.

Loved the 80's in Fla. Miami vice days.

@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266

2 ай бұрын

As he said "Miami Skyline" first thing i thought of too lol , then wished i lived there in the 80's rather than a town in Australia.

Gemballa and RUF were doing things with Porsche that Porsche was afraid to do. That's what's cool about the 911 platform, it led to a lot of crazy designs like the CTR2, which was actually mild compared to this.

@karlbarnett5863

2 ай бұрын

Isn't the ctr2 like 600hp?

@daszieher

Ай бұрын

Porsche wasn't afraid. Porsche is just conservative. Years ago, it focused even more on engineering (by contemporary comparison, of course) Big, straked air intakes are for "loud" Ferraris and Lamborghinis, for people, whose primary urge is to stand out, not drive fast. 😂

@Journey_to_who_knows

24 күн бұрын

959 was the fastest car on the road, the carrera was one of the most dangerous

I never liked the "slant nose" cars back then, but they have really grown on me over time. Oh nostalgia...

I really like those. They are just "in your face". Great.

@martinsgmireks1509

2 ай бұрын

😂

@albinklein7680

2 ай бұрын

​@@martinsgmireks1509I think Sir Mix a lot wrote a whole song about his "funky ass Porsche Gemballa". I am from Germany and I grew up in the 1970/1980s. The must have car for all the Pimps in the 1980s was a Mercedes 560 SEC with a "Kamei" body kit, painted in metal flake gold or aubergine. It looked so amazingly disgusting that it is just super cool. I'd love to have one of those. A friend of mine has a BMW 635 CSi with a Kamei kit painted in gold color with a dark green velours interior. I am constantly melting away when he pulls that baby in my driveway.

@burtburt2263

2 ай бұрын

Yeah; Didn't attract DEA attention in the least.../S

@cubiczirconiabeard5366

2 ай бұрын

@@burtburt2263 DEA was bought off

_and_ tuned over by RUF, what a slick Porsche.

@frosty848

Ай бұрын

They do love there 911's

My first car was a 81 BMW 321 it had BBS wheels and Recardo seats. Got it from a police auction back in 86. Man i loved that car. It didn't have power steering but it hugged the ground like glue

It also had the best car seats ever made: Recaro CSEs

Its silhouette from the side looks like a droopy frown, aerodynamic! Neat.

The vehicle of choice for underworld pharmaceutical representatives. The cost of which, was 100% tax deductible since it was considered ... "Business Signage."

@user-ot9gi5qn6y

Ай бұрын

Pharmaceutical companies act like they didn't commit destruction ok levels well defined criminals create as by products of selfish moneymaking ways of business just like Pharmaceutical companies but hiding behind legal vague contracts that don't include all the information that might prevent business to be done long enough to pay for the class action lawsuit predetermined to be brought about in the future to not surpass a certain pattern relative to profits margins gained and still left after paying all the hundreds of wet palms that just stick themselves out there that expect a piece or trouble can be expected when there are power factors nor paid off the amount they felt due

Absolutely stunning, the interior along with those gages just sets it off !!

Say what you want. IMO this is AWESOME!

Looks like a 911 and a Testarossa had a baby. Beautiful!

Whew I would never physically be able to pull over for cops if I was driving this. Looks like it would take hold of you like a sweet line of white dreams

@jtyree0226

2 ай бұрын

Love a good wet dream

It just screams "PULL ME OVER OFFICER!!!"

@gerardmcmillan8591

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@apineda716

2 ай бұрын

Fuck'em

@karlbarnett5863

2 ай бұрын

If you can

@somedudeinatunnel3102

25 күн бұрын

Cops today wouldn't even be able to keep up. And this came out 40 years ago. 🤣

@jerrygrenadier6067

25 күн бұрын

@@somedudeinatunnel3102 But in Dubai......

Modded cars back in the 80's and 90's were out of this world rad 😎

Gemballa, Willy Koenig, Strosek, DP, AMG.....Tacky now but the ultimate back then. Exciting days gone by...👍👍

@Bananektdu

2 ай бұрын

Vintage AMG tacky? That's one of the takes of all time

@cubiczirconiabeard5366

2 ай бұрын

Koenig ? bite your tongue !! Koenig makes functional light weight understated rims, and used to make awesome outboard racing engines.

@GoldenCroc

2 ай бұрын

@@cubiczirconiabeard5366 hes talking about their 1980s tuned cars.

@debunkthejunk1

2 ай бұрын

Koenig ftw.

@debunkthejunk1

2 ай бұрын

@@cubiczirconiabeard5366 Bro they had modded Testarossas back in the 90's. Full engine and body kits that doubled or tripled the cost of the car. Today cars are more expensive but the only tuner that comes close to Koenig today is Akira Nakai when it comes to spending baller money on an expensive car.

The Gemballa, Stroseks, etc of the 80’s are so cool, but still I take a mid 90’s turbo s flat nose anyday!

@tt-rs1457

Ай бұрын

Strosek designed the MK4 Front for VW. Uwe Gemballa did some strange thinks and was murdered.. The doors on the MC-Laren were invented from Strosek, a man with a vision .

@luislongoria6621

Ай бұрын

​@@tt-rs1457and that explains why Gemballa changed their name to Mansory

I drove Pete Rose' (yeah, that Pete Rose) 1980 Porsche 935 that had gone through the coach building shop of DP. This was one twisted car, twin turbo, intercooler, stainless valvetrain, adjustable waste gates from the center console and many more mods that I can remember. I pulled the car outta our shop in an early Saturday morning industrial park and took off on an uninterrupted 2 mile stretch of asphalt that had me pegging 9 grand on tach and doing 265 kph (kph-mph conversion = 170 mph if I remember correctly) and that was at the high end of only second gear, I still had4 more to go but as I peeled my head off the seat back I finally saw that i had run entirely outta road in less than 10 seconds and if I didn't grab some binders real quick I would be cruising the lobby of Kuwahara North America at a hunnert miles an hour.

@user-ot9gi5qn6y

Ай бұрын

Be happy u didn't lose control or speed somewhere and some a hole jumped in to your lane not knowing ur gong 4 times the speed limit and are going make u shot pants immediately 😉

Tell me you sell cocaine without telling me you sell cocaine😂

That white interior is gorgeous

This is absolutely incredible. Wowwee

Those lines on the side are so dope they should do that again + the wing it looks so clean

didn’t know Porsche was chill like that

Ferrari kits were cool back then. They had em on everything but lowriders it seemed like, looked good on mini trucks too. The Saab look was bad ass too I’d like to own something like this

@JoeGator23

2 ай бұрын

This car is ugly... the better/faster car is the Porsche DP935. Not sure if it has turbos or not. Actually raced, too. They still exist.

@MH-ev3wr

Ай бұрын

The Ferrari kits you’re talking about were to make a Pontiac Fiero look like a Ferrari. This kit is to make a Porsche look like a different Porsche. Not even the same sport of comparison.

@jamescorfield534

Ай бұрын

@@MH-ev3wr no I’m not

@jamescorfield534

Ай бұрын

@@MH-ev3wr Ferrari kits were put on anything from mini trucks to Nissan Sentras on trucks at Truckin Shows and Lowrider Shows and Racer Shows I don’t know what you’re talking about. I know what I’m talking about and it ain’t what you’re saying. I’m sure they did put them on Fierios but not my point

@MH-ev3wr

Ай бұрын

@@jamescorfield534 so your point is that Ferrari “kits” were put on all kinds of cars that were NOT Ferraris to make them look like Ferraris. Slow clap. You’re also saying the Gemballa kit was put on a Porsche to look like a… Porsche? Frankly I don’t care what your point is. Everything devolves into an argument. I guess why would a fucking Ferrari kit be any different 🙄

She looks good from the back

Back in those days I thought Gemballa was the ultimate designer, now I look at his designs the same way I look at the Testarossa...aged like fine milk.

And yet it looks like the coolest fucking thing on four wheels.

I normally don’t care about other people cars but for damn this car is beautiful and well built and custom

Damn, nose candy or not, that thing is absolutely stunning. It’s got way more passion than anything today.

Interior is amazing!

This is how I eat when dreaming

That interior is literally perfection, class and simplicity tied together

This car makes me happy.

That thing is fucking sick

The Porsche Testarossa 😂

It still looks good!

@D3nn1s

2 ай бұрын

Are you a drug dealer?

@chadtrickthereal

2 ай бұрын

​@@D3nn1syes and I'll give you some free Prozac to stop whining

That vibe of half abandoned dying japanese town that was vibrant and at its peak in the 1970-80 is so atmospheric and hits you while your young hopeless soul just sits here thinking about past and future not knowing which path to take...

I swear BBS rims are timeless

It looks like a Porsche that melted.

nicer

Those might be the nicest wheels I’ve ever seen

nah that’s clean asf, and 345 hp in that is absolutely solid.

Gorgeous

@wiggy8912

2 ай бұрын

Gross

'Excuse me sir. The gentleman with the ponytail and the Hawaï shirt wants you to stop filming his car'

The front looks like Donald Duck got punched in the face.

Legend has it, if you sniff the interior of a 80s car thats white, you'll be teleported to the 80s

"Avalanche"... More snow than you could stack on top of a literal mountain.... Well played

Gemballa is so cool. I always thought they were a fake brand made because the rights couldn’t be purchased to use Porsche branding, but when I found out those race cars existed it was bloody awesome

I love that car's design, the 1980's context, and also the background is absolute cinematography XD

wow, this is INSANELY good looking to me...

911's Baby Daddy Mr.Testarossa actually paid child support

You also have to consider what cars look like around the mid 1980s and there were still a lot of late 70s cars driving around so this thing and even standard Porsches at the time really stood out like alien spaceships coming down the road and the kids loved it

Taking a single breath that interior will probably give you an addiction

That was the car back on the day!

I bet one test drive was the life changing thing that made getting that performance as a necessity of ur life

That low and forward angled front bumper makes it look like a weird fish I can't think of :P

You literally made me drool and get a phantom drip-tingle in my throat with that first clip...

These cars are so insane and over the top that I can't help but like them. It's pure 1980s excess in material form. And the shape is pretty sexy, too, not gonna lie. I love a slantnose.

So.. You want a Ferrari or a Porsche? - Yes ! - Ok. Guess I'll do both 👍

One of the few sports cars that makes me say: DamnI wanna fucking buy that.

I absolutely love those seats! Those seats are identical to the ones that they had in the BMWs at least the e30s that I'm aware of in the 80s and into the 90s

Wow! A Porsche that ACTUALLY looks badass!

Man, these style of car will always be beautiful. Like a Greek statue

" I have a Porsche I want modified" " Cool, what were ya thinking?" "Have you seen the Ferrari testarossa?"

I had a poster of that EXACT slantnose Avalanche on my wall as a kid. I'd LOVE to own one today.

As a car fan, this is one Porsche I've never heard of, thank you sir

As a kid I first saw this in a Revell model kit catalog, and actually thought it looked cool! But saw one in real life a few years later, and was instantly cured....

Looks like Porsche 911 and a lamborghini countach at the same time as if they had a affair

I remember when those came out and yes said if i win the Lottery im getting one. Lol

Gumball’s life story is fucking crazy his son is actually in the body kit game now under a similar name

"which made 375hp a staggering amount at the time" The Porsche 917/30 Can-Am: *_bruh_*

Car and Driver did an article on the Avalanche in the 80s. The car featured had one of the sickest paint jobs for the era...nose started a deep blue that faded to black...really gorgeous for the time.

Omg that car was amazing my friend in high school used to have one and let me drive sometimes up to a week it was amazing it was ahead of his time i swear to God it was. It was so fast too.

“Avalanche” they not subtle at all with this lmaooo

I fell in love with this car back in 86'. ❤

“I want a Porsche testarossa “ “ sure Sir we have one”

Ah “The Avalanche”… a lot of snow…

“Bulletproof the windows, the doors and give me one of those scanners “ Tony Montana

Looks like a Mercedes from the 50's had a banger of a night with a Porsche from the 80's...this is their lovechild.

This thing look more futuristic than most cars now ngl 💀

I have always loved that 935 slant nose front. It was also used in the following gen model, the 964.

3 sets of some powdered sugar lines ready to PARTAYYYY!! ❄️❄️❄️

Sir Mix a Lot had several of these over the years. It was the first car I saw multiple tv screens in!

This was the ride to have in the 1980’s. Also the AMG Hammer was a hot car back then

Crocket and Tubbs would have busted that car's owner lol

nah if you had the money and the taste for Porsche you would get a 959 for sure

I remember pulling guard duty at the back gate, Lee Barracks, and the entrance to the autobahn was right there, this car is what I witnessed sliding, sideways thru the intersection.