The Open House - A Real Estate Home Buying Horror Game...? ( Open House Simulator )
The Open House is a real estate home purchasing horror game where you get to simulate a real open house! Somehow these things mix I guess. But hey, the home is an alright price.
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Ah yes, the horrors of being an adult and trying to buy a house.
This is kind of...brilliant? Because this is THE house! If you play or watch enough cheap horror games, you recognize this house. Its a cookie-cutter house modal that is used in dozens, if not hundreds, of cheap throw-away games on Steam! And using it for an Open-House horror is kind of genius?
IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
A convenience store horror game, a real estate horror game, there's even a pizza delivery horror game, what's next? Trying to get some sleep on an airplane full of kids horror game?
Not gonna lie, the guy in the laundry room freaked me out
I figured this would just be a straight foward game where you bought a house... and then realized the plumbing needs to be redone, and all the electrical work needed to be redone, the roof was falling apart... oh and the taxes. Maybe a bit too real for a game though.
Nothing is more terrifying than adult responsibility, and crippling debt.
"How's it going dude" eerily echos through the house. LOL A lot of games use this house.
ASMR: you and manlybadasshero buy a haunted house.
That guy in the closet made me
"Hey uhh.. can you give me some details on this?"
Buying a house? In THIS economy?
Kinda hate how i actually got freaked out......until the room was made out of ground beef. That was weird but with different Taste.
"I prefer warmer tones."
The "Too Many Cooks" reference reminded me, "Unedited Footage of a Bear" contains a link to a website that allows you to go on a virtual tour of the house in the video and it's kind of similar to this.
I’m 86% sure that first house is the same one from that weird porn game “House Party”, must be some free or cheap model
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This game actually freaked me out so much in the beginning. Had so much potential to be a creepy game but kind of ruined itself and became just another horror game.
The Old Woman who thought this was a genuine Real Estating app: 👁👄👁