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I love how 90% of this is Dwight and Michael overreacting

@VicRattl3h3ad

Жыл бұрын

Oh you don't even KNOW what overreacting is. It's about to get all OVERREACTING up in here!!!

@miranda13c

Жыл бұрын

Most of the chaos on this show starts for that very reason 😂

@december1to31

Жыл бұрын

I would be shocked if it wasn't

@Missrere1984

Жыл бұрын

I knew it would be mostly them

@Dumbunny420

Жыл бұрын

I too probably go more feral when overreacting that any other time

I'm surprised creed had so little screen time in this video

@misabelrodriguez1163

Жыл бұрын

I think they are only showing the clips that actually shows the crime being done, Creed's more interesting and probably funny crimes are often done off-screen unfortunately

@pepperroni6252

Жыл бұрын

Wdym Creed would never commit a crime

@heathholmes7075

Жыл бұрын

Creed commits crimes off camera

@jonathancampbell5231

Жыл бұрын

@@pepperroni6252 William Charles Schneider on the other hand...

@jessicaaitken8858

Жыл бұрын

Same hahaha

Meredith adding some bull tranquilizer to her "coffee" is such a mood.

@scrannerz42

Жыл бұрын

No it's not? She's adding something to her drink, nowhere does it say it's a mood

@kame8084

Жыл бұрын

@@scrannerz42 what

@CoCo1989

Жыл бұрын

Somehow I have watched this episode numerous times and managed to miss this joke every single time 😂

@DokkaChapman

Жыл бұрын

@@scrannerz42 I see someone's never been stuck doing overtime on a Tuesday evening.

@rapzyz

Жыл бұрын

@@DokkaChapman its because it is not a mood.

“I am an adult: I don’t have to think or do anything” - the phrase is underrated and deep in a way

@Wolffman109

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much sums up my relationship with my parents.

@ire1398

Жыл бұрын

It describes the philosophy of every school board in the US.

@ajgerbi

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the quote “I’m an *american* , I don’t ‘have’ to understand ANYTHING.” From Scream Queens.

@mpj20000

Жыл бұрын

Just remember, it's just TV., it's not real, and adults actually do know more than dependents.

@razofdead

11 ай бұрын

@@mpj20000 not really

"Phyllis, you're a married woman" always kills me

@iloveass8851

Жыл бұрын

The delivery is 10/10

@JB-pz6bm

Жыл бұрын

same!! i came here to say that 😂 7:30

@cammybear-x

Жыл бұрын

fr 😭

Somehow I still fail to understand how Stanley didn’t die from being impaled when he fell forwards while the tranquilizer was still stuck to the front his body

@bubbahepp5045

Жыл бұрын

I think that every time I see that or any other scene like it in movies.

@user-vt4hd8hb4v

Жыл бұрын

@@bubbahepp5045 me too lol

@hollyspence2172

Жыл бұрын

@GenericName you seriously put a thought I’ve had my mind going crazy for years to rest rn

@cameronmcallister7606

Жыл бұрын

@GenericName Yeah for real, these things are meant to be somewhat malleable so that, at worst, you have the needle point left in. Otherwise you'd be at risk of killing the animal you tranquilised.

@valerie82848

Жыл бұрын

I just commented about this thank you

Imagine not including Creed's Halloween murder or the wild west one where he drives off

@ana21cg

Жыл бұрын

or when he steals blood from the drive

@eliasswift2921

Жыл бұрын

a *lot* of creed scenes were left out of this video i'm greatly disappointed

@reeceytaylor

Жыл бұрын

@@eliasswift2921 I think the video would be 20 minutes long

@jesse5658

Жыл бұрын

I just wish he'd had more scenes in the show!! He was freaking hilarious

@reeceytaylor

Жыл бұрын

@@jesse5658 Nah. He's the kind of character you don't overuse. Give them standout moments every so often but not all the time because then it won't be special

“It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than a stranger on purpose” The satire of Dwight is amazing. There are so many lines from him that stab right at the heart of so many things. “Oscar went to his grandmothers funeral in Mexico when he was five. What does this mean to a US law enforcement officer? He’s a potential drug mule.” “Better to lock up 1,000 innocent men than to let one guilty man go free”

@brandywinebridget

Жыл бұрын

God, I can walk 20 miles in any direction and find at least a few guys that would say more or less those exact lines with a straight face

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

@@brandywinebridget and that’s insane

@Alxnick

Жыл бұрын

@@brandywinebridget The first one has a grim logic to it. I'd rather be accidentally hit by a 2x4 helping my brother with a renovation than some weirdo clubbing me from behind so he can rob me.

@ExtremeSquared

Жыл бұрын

​@@brandywinebridget If you live in an urban area, you could probably walk 1 mile in any direction and find a thousand people that would be on board with the last one.

@brandywinebridget

Жыл бұрын

@@ExtremeSquared well, yeah - given the population density of urban areas, you could walk a mile in any direction and find a lot of people expressing just about any opinion lol Big cities are pretty diverse places.

"The gun is just an accessory for the holster" -Dwight Schrute

“The real crime I think…was the beard.” Best line in the video 😂😂😂

That bad weed hemp joke is gold

8:03 the only weapon he has to put his mouth to, he keeps inside of a toilet

"What did you just call him?!" "A loser!" "What did you say?!" "A loser" "What?!" "A loser!" "What was that word?!" "A loser!"

@Missrere1984

Жыл бұрын

"Stop making him say it!!"

@joelee624

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

"Today, smoking is gonna save lives." Might be my favorite line ever written in anything

@Ismael-kc3ry

11 ай бұрын

Iconic.

@nash6202

3 ай бұрын

He has 420 likes NOBODY TOUCH THE LIKE BUTTON

I love how Dwight hides the blowdart, the only weapon that you need to use your mouth for, in the toilet lol

@eternalsmiley9181

8 ай бұрын

His blowodart doesn't need a mouth. At the beginning he is pressuring it with air.

@Jhood05SCP

8 ай бұрын

​@@eternalsmiley9181Later in the vid it shows a blowgun in the back of the toilet

@Bahr-im7pn

6 ай бұрын

@@eternalsmiley9181 8:04

@anthonywozniak7373

3 ай бұрын

I mean.. it's the toilet tank. You could drink that water.

@Bahr-im7pn

3 ай бұрын

@@anthonywozniak7373 The operative word is "toilet."

It always kills me when the pizza delivery boy calls Michael a loser and Dwight’s keep it going like “what did you just call him? What? What did you say?!” Lmaooo

"Can you just let me out of here before whatever comes next?' lmfao

@JBM425

Жыл бұрын

It shows that Clark/Dwight Jr. has been there long enough to understand how Dwight rolls.

@tiredman99

Жыл бұрын

Poor Clark lmao 🤣

So in the finale, the office workers all got to see this “documentary”. That means they all would’ve seen Creeds comments. I think we needed more of a reaction from that

@jyphoric999

Жыл бұрын

thisss i wanted more reactions from them in the finale 😭😭😂

7:20 Dwight as usual prepared to kill for the office.

@TheBehm08

Жыл бұрын

Say what you will about Dwight and his ridiculousness. He will kill for the office and he’s loyal af

Everytime Merideth rolls onto the windshield kills me!🤣🤣

@AndromedaMoon888

Жыл бұрын

thankfully it didn't kill her!

I was the victim of identity theft and impersonation a few years ago... The police found the perp eating cheetos and crying in bed while some sappy nerdcore music was playing on his laptop... Have to admit I was impressed, dude really went for it.

@MLBlue30

Жыл бұрын

Very nice self depreciation.

Love this but you need to do a part 2 where Jim and Dwight casually embezzling from the company is included lmao

@M_SC

Жыл бұрын

When?

@Lexsaysss

Жыл бұрын

@@M_SC can’t remember the season off the top of my head (maybe 6 or 7?) but it’s when Jo is still around and Sabre’s put a cap on the amount of money salespeople can make for the year, so Jim and Dwight create a fake employee who gets all of the extra money from their sales 💀

@Drakonix115

Жыл бұрын

@@Lexsaysss I remember seeing this and thinking “hold up, isn’t that a felony?” And then just acting like it’s fine

@Lexsaysss

Жыл бұрын

@@Drakonix115 same lol

@digitalhistory8526

Жыл бұрын

@@Lexsaysss Season 8 Episode 23: Turf War (just thought I'd put it up for anyone curious)

Ryan is the only one held accountable for his actions “police” wise 😂

@CelloMaster2000

Жыл бұрын

Accountable*

@anothergenericgamer_

Жыл бұрын

@@CelloMaster2000 Yikes! I must have screwed up the spelling so bad for auto correct to come up with what listed hahaha thanks

@toptenguy1

Жыл бұрын

Except Creed in the very last episode. lol

"its better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than a stranger on purpose." - Dwight - my hero

I’d like to think Michael just took a drag off a cigarette and assumed it was a joint because the lip ring 😂😂😂

I straight up lost it when Oscar with a straight face said, "the real crime I think... was the beard" 😂😂😂😂omg

Even though I saw this show more times than I care to remember, Creed never fails to make me laugh out loud when he says, "if that's flashing, then lock me up" with that look of boredom on his face. 😂

6:25 Great Uncle HONK 😂😂😂

I love how Dwight knows how to do such a variety of tasks.

"No need to be alarmed this is just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a coworker." -Dwight Schrute

07:30 Phyllis you're a married woman 😭😭😭

Am I the only person that cringes when people fall onto things impaled in them? The thought of Stanly having three tranqs bury into his body sends shivers down my spine

@katiereads45

Жыл бұрын

Same, I had a physical reaction

@_kainzow9365

Жыл бұрын

This just tells me you don't understand how tranquilizer darts work.

@moonscar119

Жыл бұрын

@@_kainzow9365 I'm well aware how they work... however they work slow and a person would be able to pull them out before being overcome by the drugs. They are still hypodermic stuck in you

@_kainzow9365

Жыл бұрын

@@moonscar119 yes that are specifically made to break off if fallen on.

@nomo9344

Жыл бұрын

Am I the only person who cringes when people think this show is actually funny?

It’s funny how often they tell the camera crew about crimes they’ve committed as if this documentary will never air and no one will ever find out.

the lack of creed moments here is criminal

@adammarch9604

Жыл бұрын

That's why it's on the list

michael’s delayed exhale after he hits meredith always cracks me up 🤣 01:46

shout out to one of our viewers, music lover, who came up with the idea for this video!

@EvilSnips

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting on this one too! thanks to whoever runs this channel for listening to the viewers!

@joebenzz

Жыл бұрын

Is he called "Music Lover" or are you referring to him as a music lover?

@liammmmmmmmmmm

Жыл бұрын

thabks music lober

@liammmmmmmmmmm

Жыл бұрын

@@EvilSnips no problem

Meredith squeezing tranquilizer juice into her coffee after watching it knock Stanley out is underrated.

9:42 I always felt bad that Dwight had betrayed his morals for Michael. He looks so defeated.

Basically all I use KZread for now is The Office, Parks and Rec, Superstore, and B99 so this channel really helps with that, and it's much appreciated.

“I think you’re under thinking it.”

“He’s that kid that sneaks on my farm and steals my hemp” “Yea I know that guy, he’s the farmer that grows really crappy weed” 😂😂😂😂 I work in the weed industry and this made me laugh way too hard 😂😂😂

@pradumnsharma671

Жыл бұрын

What a hemp?

@carlost856

Жыл бұрын

@@pradumnsharma671 canabis with about none of the THC chemical that make you high. It's farmed for it's fibers.

I like how Creed says “that I swiped from the sheriff’s station”.

@salty_marshmall0w938

Жыл бұрын

just so casually

I wanna point something crazy out about the tranquilizer bit. There is so much to unpack in just that one scene, but as a medic, I wanna unpack the implications of what Dwight did. The drug he used appears to be etorphine based on the vial. Etorphine is a synthetic opioid similar to morphine, except about 8k-15k time more potent than morphine. It’s not used on bulls: it’s used on rhinos and elephants and animals of that size. A dose of 5 mg is often sufficient to fully sedate a grown African Elephant. The average blowdart has enough space for 3 mL of fluid, so if he used a standard vial, which has 2.25 mg per mL. That’s 6.75 mg of etorphine, which is almost 1.5 times (1.35 to be exact) of the dose of etorphine for a ELEPHANT. He hit him with THREE DARTS. That’s 20.25 mg of etorphine. That is wild. Also, for context, the LD50, or the dose that kills 50% of those exposed, in humans for etorphine is 30 MICROgrams. Stanley got 20,250 micrograms. That is 675 times the LETHAL dose of etorphine. Anyone who can get access to etorphine should know this (my guess is Dwight got access through his farm somehow). That means Dwight knows this would be virtually guaranteed to kill Stanley. That’s 1st degree murder at worst, and voluntary manslaughter at best. Not to mention the possessive of an illegal substance (etorphine is Schedule 1 in the US, same as heroin), or misuse of a controlled substance if he has the Schedule 2 version. Also owning a blowgun is a misdemeanor in PA, but that’s the least of his issues. Not to mention the additional kidnapping and battery (from yeeting him down the stairs) charges. That whole situation might the the worst act committed on the show. Also I’m convinced Meredith isn’t human considering she added it to her coffee and lived.

@awehellnah

Жыл бұрын

”coffee” knowing merideth it’s prolly straight smirnoff which definitely won’t go well w any opiate

@gudduentertains

10 ай бұрын

I believe Stanley has more body fat than three grown adult African Elephants. 😂

Lol, can we just talk about how Meredith just casually puts the tranquilizer in her coffee? 🤦🏼‍♂️💀💀

@danv2888

Жыл бұрын

There already is a comment about that. Go join that argument.

“If that’s flashing, lock me up.” 😂

6:48 Kevin has his priorities straight

They could just fit in 10 minutes of crime with creed alone😭

“If that’s flashing then lock me up” lol

Nah, Micheal kidnapping the pizza boy was crazy. Even crazier that the whole office proceeded with the party

Anyone ever wonder what happened to those darts after Stanley fell onto them?

@brycekeeter3611

Жыл бұрын

I felt alone in obsessing over which way he fell.

@analea6531

Жыл бұрын

That thought never left my mind

@gardenlover9663

Жыл бұрын

I thought about it, and I winced. Yeoooouch!

@dizsun7428

Жыл бұрын

It goes into his system

@theboy1625

Жыл бұрын

I think that every time someone falls forward with darts in them

I love it when it isnt canned laughter. Even when its a studio audience, they overlay it with fake laughter like friends. I like it, when it up to you to find something funny

I love how they made the pizza kid look similar to Ryan and that seems to be what upset Michael the most after not getting his discount. Another kid who was telling him what the rules are despite whatever Michael thought and that’s what made him put the pizza kid in timeout lol

Angela getting kidnapped for Dwight during her bachelorette party needed to be in this

the one time dwight said "i shot a werewolf, but when i got back to it, it had already transformed into my neighbors dog"

Am I the only one who sees the Stanley tranquilizer scene and cringes at the thought of Stanley falling with the needles pointed out?

@DokkaChapman

Жыл бұрын

yup, every time.

@Mel-xl9fz

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@ntsebengkgoase749

Жыл бұрын

Right!

@sampurnabanerjee7565

Жыл бұрын

Yes thank you!!

@yumikotanashi

Жыл бұрын

Yes thank you

0:11 So for five years, Dwight was holding himself back? Good God!😂😂😂

1:00 Is it me ? Or everyone feels uncomfortable when Stanley falls face first with those darts in his belly?

@balltickler775

Жыл бұрын

yeah i feel you

@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy

Жыл бұрын

I feel u

@razorwolf2758

Жыл бұрын

At least he wasn’t shot in the nuts

@IsntPhoenix

11 ай бұрын

ERAUGH NOOO

“Just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a coworker” Safety 100

“The guy was just hanging brain I mean what’s all the fuss?” 😂

"Phyllis, You are a Married Woman" I'm crying hahahahaha

“If that’s flashing then lock me up” hahahaha

2:25 whoever made those pizza boxes fucked up every single one

In the episode with the pizza boy, I like the scene where Michael realizes that he kidnapped him.

4:12 Jim saying an entire sentence worth of information in a single yes.

"Why do you have to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?" "Thank you!"

Michael: “What’s the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?” Dwight: “‘Don’t be an idiot.’ Changed my life.” Also Dwight: does the most idiotic things ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@redacted2275

Жыл бұрын

Ese es el chiste, genio.

@Beefnachos

Жыл бұрын

So true. I love it sm 😭

“It’s about to get all stupid up in here!” is a personal favorite

0:35 “Can you just let me out of here, before whatever comes next?”

I just noticed Ryan jumped behind Kelly when Dwight’s gun went off. 😂

3:40 baby Jim

5:13 - you just watched someone watch youtube on youtube

Let’s be honest at 00:51 Dwight was trying to kill Stanley that day haha 😂

“This dosage was meant for a very small bull and Stanley’s got way more body fat than they do.” “But you gave him 3 shots?” “Shh!” 😂

Creed not shying away from his Fake ID clients 😂

-"but you gave him 3 shots!!!' -"psssssshhhh" lmao xd

“IT’S ABOUT TO GET ALL STUPID UP IN HERE!” Killed me😂

lmfao Ryan used kelly as a shield at 7:05 xD

I love how most of these crimes specifically include Dwight who is a sheriff ironically 😂😂

Respect to Dwight for somehow firing a single action rev9lver by just pulling the trigger

@foxtwo1584

Жыл бұрын

And firing three darts in quick succession from a single shot tranq gun

@brutongaster8184

Жыл бұрын

The hammer was back

@taninmoores4943

Жыл бұрын

​@@foxtwo1584 he pulled out a tranq pistol

Why am I just noticing that Ryan jumped behind Kelly when the gun was shot LOOOL

Hiding a blow dart in a toilet is the most insane way to store a weapon that requires your mouth🤮 7:55

"Today, Smoking is gonna save lives" is probably one of Dwight's rare badass moments

@fernandaabreu5625

Жыл бұрын

Rare?

@soaktinbleech1106

Жыл бұрын

@@fernandaabreu5625 eh true he has some common badass moments

5:43 I love Oscar's confused reaction

7:40 One problem. It's not a crime to have weapons in the workplace. It may just get you fired.

Wait the pizza guy 2:14 was Artie from Glee

Oscar's face at 5:52 gets me every time

I love how dwight had two traquilisers in his mini pistor ready for short range, apart from the rifle he brought at first

At 8:36 I couldn't help but notice Dwight's nose compared to Michael's. It really is tiny.

2:00 i will never understand why NO ONE thought to just call the pizza place?? 😭😭

1:18 Stanley got Way more body fat that they do yOU gAvE hiM THree ShoTs 🙁

lmao dwight was ready to kidnap that kid before micheal even asked

5:28 Old KZread 😍

3:08 gets me everytime 💀

Pretty sure that door at 4:52 opens the other way, which would make those wedges useless. Kinda like in the Big Lebowski when the Dude propped the chair against his door which opened outward. Actually those wedges look too short anyway; the one he hammers in is pretty much flush with the door.

@Kingsley_Shat

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Dwight should have known better

Dwight shooting Stanley with a trank gun and Clark asking to leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣

God I’ve never felt more southern than not understanding why everyone was so freaked out by a holstered weapon

@croutendo2050

Жыл бұрын

Nothing makes you more of a target than walking around with a holstered weapon

@turbojon8117

Жыл бұрын

In an office? Where they clearly had reason to be freaked out? Did you totally miss the unintentional discharge? Or are you completely ignoring all context to humble brag or something?

@theterrorofdimensions1326

Жыл бұрын

@@turbojon8117 That's just called "improper usage," and in fairness he shouldn't be carrying a weapon he has no idea how to use properly. That said, if Dwight was a real person, I'd be nervous seeing him holding *any* kind of weapon. XDDD

@TheSpacecraftX

Жыл бұрын

Mentally unstable bullied worker walks into an office with a gun out of the blue. Yeah that's not concerning at all.

@aaronlaughlin2389

Жыл бұрын

@@turbojon8117 the discharge is a whole different story. I honestly wouldn’t bat an eye at it, it’s a holstered weapon

Creed saying "if that's flashing then light me up" had me dyinggg

The office characters who committed crime: 1. Michael - Hits Meredith with her car 2. Dwight - Attacked Stanley with a dart and many more crimes 3. Jim - Identity theft is not a joke 4. Andy - Took a dump on Wallace's car(biohazard) and almost ran over Dwight with his car. 5. Ryan - Corporate Fraud, also gave an allergic reaction to a baby to run away with Kelly. Also he started the fire. 6. Toby - Lies in The Banker episode, also sexually assaulted Darryl's sister 7. Robert California - Flashed entire staff in the pool party episode 8. Gabe - Flashed entire staff in the pool party episode 9. Meredith - Flashed Michael and many other characters 10. Creed - Creed being Creed 11. Todd Packer - Drugged the entire office in season 9 12. Roy - Drunk driving and attacked Jim. 13. Frank - Attacked Pam 14. Kelly - Stole her boyfriend's boat when she was young 15. Angela - Hired a henchman to break Oscar's knees 16. Mose - Kidnapped Angela before her wedding 17. Pam - Created a fake salesman named "Lloyd Gross" to get extra commision cap from Sabre along with Jim, Dwight, Stanley and Phyllis 18. Stanley - Commission cap thing. 19. Phyllis - Commission cap thing. And.... The documentary crew - Filmed characters without their permission at times and didn't alert the victim when a crime was about to be committed.

Imagine being the pizza guy irl