Amazing that this guy is able to transport german humor to english... WOW !!!

@efzczvtgzcevt5544

4 жыл бұрын

German 'humor' ;D

@pouncepounce7417

4 жыл бұрын

Actual it is an very common type of humor comedians do in germany, he pretty much translates only word for word. I think a lot of stuff Gerorge Carlin did is similar in structure, going literal on words, disecting statements down to the bottom and so on. (like "I got told to take sailors and soldiers as role models, then my parents where not amused of my language") was an theme he had.

@wiseguy7224

4 жыл бұрын

@@efzczvtgzcevt5544 Well... This guy is a scientist. You need an IQ of 10 at least, to understand, what he is telling you. Therefor: If you don't get his humor, your IQ might be the reason. ;-)

@obi9893

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

I just love the blending of humour and science.

"Computers calculate, brains comprehend" 👍where can I buy the tshirt?

@MattLaker

4 жыл бұрын

only americans promote their merch in each video 😂😂😂

@ulrikof.2486

4 жыл бұрын

Most brains do not comprehend, either.

@C00LX100

2 жыл бұрын

Well, they are making brain computers so soon computers will comprehend too.

"Computers calculate, brain comprehend." Very well said! Love this show.

4:23: Vince Ebert is conVINCEd... muahahaha

German comedy: [math, engineering, science, etc.] British comedy: “RUBBER DUCKY CULTURE”

@wudruffwildcard252

4 жыл бұрын

German here, in need "observe" that rubber ducky culture! Got any links?

@devan6463

2 жыл бұрын

British comedy is emotional slapstick

@entyropy3262

2 жыл бұрын

@@wudruffwildcard252 Little Britain

@sooraj1104

2 жыл бұрын

American: Black & White and ethnic stereotyping.

I've watched lots of videos with people disgust artificial intelligence. This is the first one I seen which someone gets to the heart of the issue so quickly.

You don't know my computer. It has great sense of humor...

@thealexwithin9476

4 жыл бұрын

give me an example please

@operatorchakkoty4257

4 жыл бұрын

I guess the timing of the bluescreen is impeccable! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

@hurtigheinz3790

4 жыл бұрын

@@operatorchakkoty4257 Good old Win95 to WinXP SP2 times. Since then I hardly had any bluescreen.

I live in the south of the Netherlands, and a common joke here is: What's the thinnest book on Earth? The book with German humor. But i guess Vince is on the 1 page which is in it.

There is a kind of genius about german humor. :D

That's a really funny German... Amazing.

A funny german that doesn't care much for cars. We've gone too far

1:06 Music tape and pen ... EASY ! When you need to tighten the tape in an audio cassette (kids, google what that is) you usually insert a pen/pencil into one of the reels and tighten the tape.

@reunion97410

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad u understood 😏

@davidfranklin7018

3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he said no-one under 20 would understand. I'm nearly 37, and I barely remember that tech. We still made actual mixtapes in high school, but by the time I hit varsity CDs were the thing.

Vince is good. I am glad KZread suggested this to me. i have subscribed :-)

Some computers have a great sense of humour. For exemple " microsoft works"

@tygattyche2545

8 ай бұрын

That's not computer humor but microsoft marketing.

Well, I'm taking the Nuermberg subway line 3 at 7:30 am and from my first hand experience, I can say that the fully automated ATC-controlled train is indeed more intelligent than some of the kids taking them to school...

@peterpicker4152

4 жыл бұрын

Bravo!

@offichannelnurnberg5894

4 жыл бұрын

@james king I never said that I wasn't one of them ;)

@hurtigheinz3790

4 жыл бұрын

That's how human offspring figures out how to deal with the enormous mental capacity they have compared to other organic beings. Beep Bop.

I loved this! 😀

Very refreshing. Ich liebe Deutschland.

@spicyg8855

4 жыл бұрын

Debra Syfert Deut’e’schland

@marving.8868

4 жыл бұрын

@@spicyg8855 'Schland

@D4RKBRU73

4 жыл бұрын

@@spicyg8855 wrong, the song goes "Deutsch'e'land"

good one!

Viele Grüße aus Heilbronn bei Amorbach.

@D4RKBRU73

4 жыл бұрын

Ah das gute alte Heilbronn, war ich schon oft hehe

It was target not walmart that made the data prediction in terms of pregnancy oh and the girl was 17 and hiding it from her familey.

@maxwellseefeld9286

4 жыл бұрын

@Alexander Büch Eigentlich bin ich Amerikaner von Geburt Und meine Familie ist Österreicherin.

@darklps5906

4 жыл бұрын

@Heldchenklein only germans criticize germans for criticising germans criticizing germans

@D4RKBRU73

4 жыл бұрын

Walmart does the same though

@davidfranklin7018

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklps5906 Which is ironic, considering OP is Austrian American...

I find it hilarious, that only germans will bring maths, or engineering into a comedy show. While most of the audience around the world, will have no idea what are they talking about. Its funny. English comedians, always speak to the lowest idea of intelligence, while german comedians, bring maths and engineering into there comedy shows. hahaha

@saladvolcano3103

4 жыл бұрын

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

@mattheshwi

4 жыл бұрын

Oui

@TheSPFPR

4 жыл бұрын

He is actually a physicists 😄

@avelmira

4 жыл бұрын

That's not true. Brian Malow has been doing it for years.

@nonsense9393

4 жыл бұрын

@Emmel961 Thats right on public channels, we have a good state channel with a lot more diversity

okay okay chill I subscribed already

2:44 my math skills are not up to this joke

@sebastianh8603

4 жыл бұрын

I think it is the context that is lacking... Vince ebert comes from a small village named "amorbach", and he usually introduces that fact early on during his comedy-routines. From the reaction of the audience I would guess that he has done so, but it was before this excerpt from the show. So he's basically saying: even a funeral in the backward village that I grew up in gets you a better chance of meeting someone than the hookup-website parship.

@AlexanderGoeres

4 жыл бұрын

a german dating agency called "parship" has the advertisement: every eleventh minute a single falls in love through us. so added up there are around 45.000 customers profiting from their service per year. if they have 5 million customers this is less than 1% of their customer base. if people understood more maths this would be a horrible ad ....

@pgoeds7420

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlexanderGoeres: The Two Ronnies always liked statistical headlines applied to one person. They would make it: " every eleventh minute a single falls in love ... and he's finding it very stressful running into debt with multiple florists".

Intelligent und witzig! Viel Erfolg weiterhin, gruß aus der Heimat ;-)

Kim Tiffany is quite... eccentric.

@reunion97410

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest I didnt get this joke. Why middle name ? Why Tiffany ?

@bernardosulzbach

4 жыл бұрын

@@reunion97410 Vince Ebert's wife said Tiffany was a stupid name then asked for the kid's middle name. This being the last time they saw the kid and their parents and Ebert's reaction implies that the kid is called Kim Tiffany something, so its name is both like the dictator and stupid. My comment was that Kim Tiffany is a strange first name and middle name pair.

@02:06 my theory was the very same single ending up in an all new relationship every 11 mins ;)

@gutholz4443

4 жыл бұрын

"every 11 minutes one single falls in love...blah" - to fall in love doesnt mean a relationship is formed, if the other person is not interested...clever commercial, but meaningless

Sis is wunderbar

He's good!

So toll das Programm ist, frage ich mich dennoch welcher Amerikaner bei "German stand up science comedy" denkt: I'm in.

@robertkallmeyer9176

4 жыл бұрын

Ich denke sehr viele,denn Deutschland ist im Ausland sehr angesehen und vieles wo nur Deutschland oder Deutsch drauf steht weckt interesse. Außerdem ist "DEUTSCH" als Abstammung, die größte Ethnische Gruppe in den USA.

😂😂👍🏽

A German comedian is a paradox

@ReeN1995

4 жыл бұрын

You will laugh when we tell you to!

Ooooooh, ein Video ohne deutsche Kommentare!

@Nathan-Croft

4 жыл бұрын

Not anymore

I can hear every single word automatically translated to German 😂 sounds like every man I Germany I know

Even some seemingly intelligent people seem to confuse AI and consciousness . The self aware machine makes great sci fi , but that's it . Like , time travel , tele transportation , wormholes , galactic scale travel etc . All less feasible than the Zeus , King of the Gods turning into a swan so he could get a f..k

@Nathan-Croft

4 жыл бұрын

I think alike

@Bacopa68

4 жыл бұрын

I think AI can arise only through processes akin to natural selection. Generations of programs will need to live and die in a rich environment. AI will be life made of code. There are people taking this approach and they may in some ways succeed very soon. However, what they make will be completely alien. Let's just hope that it satisfying its desires is consistent with us satisfying our own.

@aidanharrison3888

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bacopa68 Programs do not have desire , they could be set up to mimic desire . Computers are not sentient . Unless it's a movie . Perhaps we could believe that consciousness is some kind of epiphenomena , merely a by product of various electrochemical processes within the brain . This is not fact , but mere assertion . We living being are aware , and that is something we have no idea how to explain . As it is so far from our grasp , let the Sci Fi guys play with it . So much fun to be had .

@Bane_questionmark

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. Eventually programs will be so complex that some people may be convinced they're conscious (that's all passing the Turing Test really means), but there's no reason to think they will or even can have an inner conscious experience. As you say in your other comment, people can choose to believe that consciousness arises from chemical or electrical exchanges, but conscious experience isn't material in nature and so cannot be studied by science as we understand it.

@Bacopa68

4 жыл бұрын

@@aidanharrison3888 What I mean by "desire" is simply having so complex a relationship between inputs and generated behavior that the AI will seem like an animal living in a world rather than a program optimizing a set of reward functions. I did not mean to say that the algorithm set will "feel" like anything inside of itself. I'm not even sure that the fact that I feel things subjectively, that I as a human have consciousness, even matters. I do all the varied things I do because I am a complex physical system. I am not sure that my subjective experience of qualia and emotions really matter. Thus when the relationships of inputs to behaviors of an AI become complex enough, and incomprehensible to us, the AI will have desires. Whether or not the AI feels anything is irrelevant.

...The part where neither understood that 'Kim' is a surname...(◑︿◐)

A sausage maker buys a box of cereal .

@eliasjakewallace2239

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

😂👌👍

2:35 Amorbach?

@dank9511

4 жыл бұрын

The small village in Germany where he came from

@individuum4494

4 жыл бұрын

@@dank9511 Oh sorry, I didn't knew that he came from there but I was rather surprised that he mentioned it as I also come from around there.

@johnripperger9872

4 жыл бұрын

@@individuum4494 Thats crazy i'm from Weilbach one village apart. I thought i went nuts

bist der beste. aufjedenfall besser als Mario Bart

@tygattyche2545

8 ай бұрын

Das ist auch wirklich nicht schwer.

Das ist mal komisch in einem englischen stand up bit über Amorbach zu hören

"Knock Knock" "Who is there?" "Gestapo!"

I didn't understand the joke with the middle name... can anybody explain ? Thks :)

@selmathon1458

4 жыл бұрын

mssummerrose1 the kid namens are Kim AND Tiffany (middle Name) :D

@janosk8392

4 жыл бұрын

You must be American.

@mssummerrose1

4 жыл бұрын

@@janosk8392 Austrian

@movingpicutres99

4 жыл бұрын

mssummerrose1 Tiffany's is a venerable fancy jewelry store next to Trump Tower in New York. For some reason girls have been getting named Tiffany (Trump's second daughter, for example). Many people find it pretentious or a bit too precious as a name for a girl. Maybe more suitable for a toy poodle, perhaps.

@AnthonyAlaribe

4 жыл бұрын

There was a tv show in Germany some years ago, where the very dumb girls name is Tiffany. It’s kind of a cultural reference joke.

Yeah! Amorbach drop!

Gleich der erste gag räumt eigentlich alles ab. But No one there gets it!!

It’s not Walmart, target did that.

1:43or tennis marathon pcgames

Very good intellectual comedy 👊

"Computer cannot recognize good friends because it dont have good friends. But it can multiplied 26 multiplied by 70 faster than lighting. Person who can do that dont have good friend either" All asian (especially indian and chinesse):"...excuse me!?"

@pouncepounce7417

4 жыл бұрын

If you are that faar of the chart you are probably authistic so it was pretty dry humor.

I am telling you that AI = impossible argument will be aged badly in 10 years😅

@cornelrebegea1451

4 жыл бұрын

Or your comment.

Seise power

People that downvoted this are probably bots

I don't understand the Tiffany joke.

@Hardy30680

3 жыл бұрын

His wife said Tiffany is a stupid name but it's the middle name of the baby.

This did not age well into the chatGPT era.

😂😂😂 brilliant

höhöhöhööh

@peterhill6080

4 жыл бұрын

german who laught

@peterhill6080

4 жыл бұрын

s

Auch erfolgreich in den USA.

as funny as the video was, i disagree about the idea of a computer never being able to have humor. The issue isnt processing power, the issue is to make a computer think and not calculate, which people still dont know how to make them do. But i believe it's possible.

Computer is German

AI part was nonsense...

Laff City😆

Bestes Parship-Plagiat: „Alle 3 Minuten verliebt sich ein Deutscher Journalist in ein einen Politiker der Grünen.“

@avatarjiyuna3159

4 жыл бұрын

Wenn es nur nicht immer der selbe wäre… xD

What is it with Germans and women named Tiffany? 🤣 is that their Karen?

Oh wow, time did not prove him right hahahaha

Da lehnen sie sich aber weit raus. Sie sollten sich mit kreativen Maschinen auseinandersetzten. Die KI redhnet nicht nur, deswegen ist es eine KI.

Worthwhile girls don't make themselves exposed to all.

@lillyko5611

4 жыл бұрын

Worthwhile people don't utter such sexist bullshit.

@freaki0734

4 жыл бұрын

@@lillyko5611 it is as I think unlikely that you don't have any opinionso that would contradict your reaction here

@lillyko5611

4 жыл бұрын

@@freaki0734 my opinion is, that the comment was sexist and that sexism in general is BS. No contradiction whatsoever.

@freaki0734

4 жыл бұрын

@@lillyko5611 you then see so called fuckboys as "worthy pursuits"?

@pouncepounce7417

4 жыл бұрын

I have the feeling you did not understand much of what he said... scratch that, I am convinced.

Its funny. Completly wrong. But funny

Well this aged poorly

Yeah...unfortunately he's wrong on most of it... "Big Data Comedian"...buzz buzz

@ProfTydrim

3 жыл бұрын

He's a physicist

He is a good comedian, but why is he telling all these jokes from Auschwitz concentration camp barrack?

Funny. Wrong about eHarmony stats, but still chuckle bait.

Apparently one thing Germans can’t do is comedy.

@freggo6604

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was funny. But you have to have a certain base education level to understand some of the humor ;-)

@briannewman9285

4 жыл бұрын

@@freggo6604 You are easily entertained

@jacintovski

4 жыл бұрын

@@briannewman9285 define comedy then, Brian.

@briannewman9285

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacintovski You don't know what comedy is? That explains a lot.

@o.b.7217

4 жыл бұрын

@@briannewman9285 --- That was no explanation - try again.

He doesn't have a clue about how far advanced models of cognition using artificial neural networks are.

@cornelrebegea1451

4 жыл бұрын

And still, they don't have friends. Nor will they have soon.

@ProfTydrim

3 жыл бұрын

He's a physicist, I think he has a clue

@Warwipf

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProfTydrim No he doesn't. How is it even relevant that he's a physicist in this case? My computer science/psychology degree holds a little more value here, lol. But solely based on that nobody should believe what I'm telling them. Don't blindly trust people just because they have a degree.

@ProfTydrim

3 жыл бұрын

@@Warwipf I don't blindly trust anyone. It just gives him more credibility than the average person, but you're right that your degree holds more value for that field. Was just trying to say that he isn't some random comedian but has a scientific background in case you would think that

Your jokes are really good!! I enjoy listening to you, but pls pls practice your English pronunciation.... sometimes I don't understand a word you're saying.....

Dude has absolutely no clue about modern AI. It's frightening. They do text comprehension a lot better than humans. Not worse. His points would have been valid up to the 90s.