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3 жыл бұрын

You should. And after that, can you do a movie review of 2003 Peter Pan?

@okjeffy6581

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should. You are awesome. Channel awesome.

@bryanheilman4376

3 жыл бұрын

YES, absolutely you should do the third, it didn't even have Rachel Weisz in it...

@magepreston5513

3 жыл бұрын

Please review Barbie and the nutcracker in memory of voice actor Kirby Morrow

@SgtScorpious

3 жыл бұрын

Might as well

Fun fact: The main reason for the terrible Scorpion King CGI is because the SFX team had very little time to complete the work and only finished as much as they could a mere 8 days before the release.

@wireboar7321

3 жыл бұрын

that's incredible since it took nearly a decade to make cyberpunk 2077(jk)

@changsiah2

3 жыл бұрын

@@wireboar7321 okay I know this is a Joe but that's a game not a movie also you don't make hate to cyberpunk

@CosmicG777

3 жыл бұрын

@@changsiah2 Also, they didn't have a decade for cyberpunk 2077. It was more like 5 years. They couldn't start working on it till Witcher 3 was done and alarmed success. Until that time, CDPR didn't have the money or the manpower to start cyberpunk.

@CosmicG777

3 жыл бұрын

@Twiddly Stosh I agree. It should've been released when ready or at the very least should have been released as either early access, alpha, or a beta but NOT as a finished product. I heard somewhere that they were under a lot of pressure from the government to release it sooner than they wanted but I honestly have no idea of the validity of that claim

@FloboBoyce

3 жыл бұрын

JoBlo been dropping science for like 20 years

I’ll give this movie one thing, they kept the whole romance thing from the first one instead of have them get divorced just to fall in love again like almost every sequel does. So they get a point for that

@mysticmind4563

3 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Hitler Or give him some personality and chemistry to work with.

@uruloki2758

Жыл бұрын

But they do that by inserting a stereotypical kid character which is just as generic and annoying as forced drama. I'll take that point back.

@awesomness36

11 ай бұрын

@@uruloki2758…so couples never have a kid in films again? With that logic no one should make movies anymore

@SuperMoviemaster21

9 ай бұрын

@@mysticmind4563He has an intellectual mind, so he does have some personality :-)

@JjJjJ200

Ай бұрын

Same. So tired of the break up for the sequel trope. Keep couples together and have them learn how to be stronger together and grow as a couple.

Say what else but Arnold Vosloo acts the HELL out of the scene of Imhotep abandoned. His cry for her, watching her leave, whispering her name as it hits him he endured millennia of torture for what really amounted to a simple fling. Then the small smile of respect at Rick and Evie, realizing what they have is a bond of love he can only dream of, the tiny nod, then accepting his fate. So much bad in the movie but that moment is wonderful.

@jamesvanitas

Жыл бұрын

You know what? I could see him play Mr.Freeze in “The Batman” sequel

@williamsidwell9253

Жыл бұрын

He was great in Hard Target. 'You wouldn't want to.... Hurt my feelings'

@brianalambert1192

Жыл бұрын

He was phenomenal as Marwan in 24

@jfdrac

Жыл бұрын

He was the only saving grace in GIjoe

@poletooke4691

Жыл бұрын

Wait, what nod? The smile I see, but not a nod

Yeah, but I'll always appreciate the fact that Rick and Evie are still together, and not a stupid source of conflict.

@MegInWhispers

Жыл бұрын

true! but they also should've been more watchful of their child, not making out in every scene while their boy gets almost killed or abducted 3x in 1 week LOL 😂

Well look at it this way: Even Dwyane The Rock Johnson a CG Scorpion Monstrousity with absolutely no character, still has more character than Tom Cruise did in the Mummy Remake. "Or at least he was a more realistic actor."

@geraldmiddleton3936

3 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's TRUE, and a better more interesting story

@metalixtheunknown9677

3 жыл бұрын

It's a shock Dwyane Johnson kept appearing in movies.

@larrylaffer3246

3 жыл бұрын

@@metalixtheunknown9677 Well he had a rough start, but he was one of the better wrestler, turned actors. Sometimes a good actor picks bad movies or roles unfit for them. "Robin Williams could fill an Olympic Sized Swimming Pool with all the clunkers he stared in or played in but he still was a good actor rest his soul."

@fantasiazplatkami

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Cruise was painfully miscast.

@larrylaffer3246

3 жыл бұрын

@@geraldmiddleton3936 I'm not sure if the direction of Alex Kurtsman derailed it "though it couldn't have helped just look how badly that man has screwed up the Star Trek Franchise" or possibly something Tom Cruise did "His ego is higher than Scientology Dues". No doubt it's a combination of the 2.

I wish Critic hadn't skipped the funniest bit which is during the "are we there yet?" scene. The bad guy grows sick of it, grabs his dagger and stabs the table exactly between the kid's fingers and Alex goes "wow! How did you do that? That was amazing!" and bad guy replies: "what are you talking about? I missed." I don't know why but that scene stuck with me. His deadpan reply was so funny and unexpected and I never forgot it. Easily the best scene in the movie.

@patrickt.6492

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt care for this movie, but that bit worked.

@piou77piou

3 жыл бұрын

I always laugh with this scene.

@matehiqu9905

3 жыл бұрын

i went to watch that scene it was pretty cool and funny thanks

@jongon0848

3 жыл бұрын

I found it funnier when Lock Nah takes Alex to the bathroom Alex: I can't go when someone's watching *Lock Nah turns around* Alex: I don't trust you, you'll look! Lock Nah: 🤨

@pedrokoury1352

3 жыл бұрын

Right on

One thing I like, too, in the scene where Anuk Sun-Amun abandons Imhotep. Rick is screaming for Evie to get herself to safety but she ignores him and runs to save him. Imhotep meanwhile *begs* ASA to help him but she turns and runs with just a "No!" (Both keeps the villain's selfishness intact and makes his abandonment that much more painful for him)

I have to say that little expression on Imhotep's face as he watches the O'Connells before he just gives up at the end shows more character development and explains his motivations more than anything or anyone else gets in this film. That little moment is literally my favorite part.

@dylantennant6594

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. People forgot, the mummy story, even as far back as Bram Stoker’s Jewel of Seven Stars, is a tragic romance. And seeing it breaking in this scene, shows that in scene. These first two movies don’t deserved that much hate, they have their moments.

@jfdrac

Жыл бұрын

@@dylantennant6594 No but they go donhill from their...more like straight off a cliff

Actually Doug, a lot of people seem to forget that the Mummy took the eyes from someone with poor eyesight (hence the glasses), which explains why he might not have recognized her to begin with. And THAT is the only bit of subtlety in these movies.

@embran8486

3 жыл бұрын

GENIUS! Never caught that! 😂 😂

@barbiquearea

3 жыл бұрын

Good point. And correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Imhotep address Evie as a princess when he first sees her while still in his mummy form? I think he already recognized her as the Pharaoh's daughter but was keeping her around as a vessel for Anck-Su-Namun's soul

@milkmansmilkytats6599

3 жыл бұрын

its been 7 years

@sighman9209

3 жыл бұрын

@@barbiquearea Well there is the slight bit of awkwardness trying to explain resurrection of someone, who is reincarnated into a living adult already...

@vinnyc.1265

3 жыл бұрын

lol no.

It’s funny how I can forgive every flaw in these two movies and love them to pieces, but the third one’s casting change will always be unforgivable to me.

@julesrules7297

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@tdestroyer4780

3 жыл бұрын

Replacing Evie made it unwatchable for me.

@marcosdheleno

3 жыл бұрын

that's how alot of people feel as well.

@thewick-j1837

3 жыл бұрын

Wait there was a third one? Oh Oh no. I blanked it out, I watched that on release week

@erichfiedler1481

3 жыл бұрын

@@tdestroyer4780 unlike when Terrance Howard was replaced by Don Cheadle for all future MCU movies starting with Iron Man 2

Remember this had a cartoon on Kids WB?

@roxasrider509

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. Haha, holy fuck that just escaped all memory. Thanks for reminding of that.

@inspector_beyond

3 жыл бұрын

I remember it. I don't know full details, but for some reason guy with the glasses from the first movie is a companion to Imhotep, while also being in the timeline of the second movie. Which confused me a lot back then.

@kadenmedley1367

3 жыл бұрын

I loved that. It focused on Alex training to control the gauntlet, the parents were rarely in it, and Imhotep was outmaneuvered like every episode.

@rayzorduality2396

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, I completely forgot about that...

@NeroLeMorte

3 жыл бұрын

It's on youtube

I think Critic latched onto O'Connell's "frisky with the Pharaoh's daughter" line from the first movie a little too tightly. He said it as a joke, not realizing until later that he hit really close to the actual situation. The second movie explicitly states that Evy is a reincarnation of Nefertiti, the Pharaoh's (Seti I) daughter, and Meela is the reincarnation of Ankh-Su-Namun, Seti's mistress. So, no, they're not sisters. As far as the movies explain, anyway.

Fun fact: the filming location for the interior of the British museum in this movie is the Dimco buildings, which are most famous For being used as the Acme factory in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

@thefanwithoutaface8105

3 жыл бұрын

and the O'Connell House is the same Mansion used for Wayne Manor in Nolan's Batman films.

@Zdub212

3 жыл бұрын

That is a fun fact!

@TammyBundleballs

3 жыл бұрын

Neat!

@GBlastMan

3 жыл бұрын

I KNEW THAT I WASNT CRAZY THINKING IT LOOKED LIKE IT CAME FROM ROGER RABBIT!!! Fucking years saying that to my friends and they just said "pffff! nahh all old time factories look like that, its just a coincidence" a coincidence huh? SUCK ON THAT SUCKERS!!!

@louis8487

3 жыл бұрын

What's fun about that fact

You gotta at least give it to Imhotep. His face when his lover left him to save herself was truly heartbreaking.

@inspector_beyond

3 жыл бұрын

I think that the actor had potential, but shitty script and directing didn't allowed him to fully show his talent.

@Rozza2k

3 жыл бұрын

That's a great scene, adds a soul to the character

@mr-mz4ed

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I love him. I wish he got more roles

@socialdeviant13

3 жыл бұрын

Arnold Vosloo is an amazing actor!

@mageeaaron2624

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

"The real treasure is the people we leave behind along the way." Why do I love this quote

*"SHAMON!"* "Burn her!" Yup, that's what Michael Jackson was saying all those years. You don't wanna know what "a-HEE-hee!" means.

@joshentertainment2

3 жыл бұрын

He actually said hee hee but he did say shamon

@cyberaknus

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshentertainment2 Actually, he said Sheq-boh.

@randomguy2518

3 жыл бұрын

If the MCU had gotten off the ground earlier in time, and Michael had landed a role in one of the Avengers moviesas Thanos would it have been The InfinitHEE-HEE Gauntlet he was after?

@RikoJAmado

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomguy2518 Come on Disney! I am just now realized what a huge opportunity the Mouse missed. They could have brought in a CGI Michael into the MCU canon as Captain Eo which they own, and even had the perfect final battle themein "We're Here to Save the World"!

@randomguy2518

3 жыл бұрын

@@RikoJAmado seeing as they used "immigrant song" by led zeppelin instead of Amon Amarth's "Guardians of Asgard" in Ragnoroks final battle. .they Excell at missed opportunites

I'm sorry, but you missed one of the best lines in the movie, "Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors."

@gianinabadami5341

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Along with Brennan Fraiser pointing at everyone complaining ending with pointing at his son saying And you get in the car!

@DigiDestined13

3 жыл бұрын

@@gianinabadami5341 He said that to Jonathan. Alex's was "You, big trouble."

@kanehervey7035

3 жыл бұрын

He missed alot of stuff in this review, feel like he does it on purpose just for an excuse to complain

@rickylyon3846

3 жыл бұрын

Ardeth to Alex: By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse. Rick: You, lighten up. You, big trouble. You, get in the car.

@gianinabadami5341

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickylyon3846 That's the dialog! Lol

The Mummy running into shot, getting on his knees so he can’t shout ‘nooooo’ cracks me up every time.

@stepitup25

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one! 😂

@Jar0fMay0

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing my ass off in the theaters when that happened. It looked like the actor forgot he was supposed to be standing there

@Xerroc22

3 жыл бұрын

Best funny scene ever

@justinpullen1097

3 жыл бұрын

It's like something from the gag reel they decided to keep in and reminds me of Ace Ventura screaming at the spears in his legs.

@littlekong7685

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jar0fMay0 I think they did the CGI scene and went "whoops, forgot to time it with the shot. Guess he comes in 15 seconds later because we have 20 minutes to wrap the edit and release to theatre".

I genuinely love the whole "Mummy" trilogy, while recognizing its very obvious flaws.

@alekadelacruz8592

2 жыл бұрын

Same here 😚

@TheMsLourdes

2 жыл бұрын

I do to. Its the anti- Indiana jones/tomb raider. Its just popcorn goofy comedy with great set pieces. I even give the scorpion king a pass because the bad cgi totes fits with the kitchen sink of tropes in the mummy 2 ;)

@ressljs

2 жыл бұрын

I loved the first one, the second was definitely a step down but I still enjoyed it. It was definitely a case of pretty much doing the same thing, but not as well. Still, I thought it was a fun movie. Even trying to be generous, I really can't say anything good about the third.

@jfdrac

Жыл бұрын

But not the Tm Cruise one right lol

"I understand that people genuinely like this film, but how can you not cry laugh at some of these moments?" Simple. One leads to the other.

Anck-Su-Namun is the real villain, Imhotep did everything for her and she left him to die.

@raspherion

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, poor guy

@lockwoan01

3 жыл бұрын

You actually feel sorry for him at the end, when his love interest abandons him, yet his enemy (Rick) is saved by their own. Heck, in the novelization, Rick tries to save him even.....

@averongodoffire8098

3 жыл бұрын

@@lockwoan01 Yo just curious what was Imhotep’s reaction to that(if any) Cause honestly there’s a lot just in those few seconds

@lockwoan01

3 жыл бұрын

@@averongodoffire8098 Never read the book, so I don't know. Still, the guy gave up, basically.

@averongodoffire8098

3 жыл бұрын

@@lockwoan01 Hm well still cool to know

They weren't sisters. Evelyn was the reincarnation of the Pharoh's daughter and Mila is the reincarnation of the Phatoh's wife. It's a step mom/step daughter relationship.

@HunterX05

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf, that wasn't really communicated well in the actual movie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@KuzinPennywise711

3 жыл бұрын

@@HunterX05 Yes it is, they say it directly. Can't be much clearer than that and the whole reason Imotep kills the Pharoh is because he's caught fucking the Pharoh's wife.

@HunterX05

3 жыл бұрын

@@KuzinPennywise711 it's been a few years since i watched the movie, it's pretty much a blur

@KuzinPennywise711

3 жыл бұрын

@@HunterX05 Then why argue that it wasn't clear if you don't remember? That just doesn't make sense.

@HunterX05

3 жыл бұрын

@@KuzinPennywise711 because i thought that i would have remembered if the distinction had been made in a clear fashion. and it's nearly midnight where i live, my judgment ain't exactly at it's peak. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They weren't sisters. Eveylin is the daughter of the Pharaoh, Princess Nefertiti. The other lady is Anck-su-namun was the Pharaoh's mistress. He chose his daughter to guard the bracelet and Anck-su to be his personal bodyguard/mistress.

@maryclark4882

6 ай бұрын

Unfortunately for him, choosing Anck-su-namun as his protector was a major mistake, and he didn't realize that until it was too late.

thank you for highlighting how rick & eve completely ignore their own child, especially in the same week he almost dies / gets abducted multiple times.

@jfdrac

Жыл бұрын

They realzized just how annoying he is

That The Rock impersonation is right on; the guy looks like a reasonably large, but steroid free, version of Dwayne Johnson.

@GamerLegend.97

3 жыл бұрын

That's Roger I haven't seen him in the review in a long time the last time he did a review he was an angel for the Christmas carol

@andrewcarmichael2371

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds almost like Kronk fused with the Rock

@jongon0848

3 жыл бұрын

@@GamerLegend.97 I remember him in the Scooby Doo 2 review

@SweenyTodd98

3 жыл бұрын

@@GamerLegend.97 His name is Lando and he's been in several reviews since that one. The last one he was in was Justice League where he was Aquaman.

@GamerLegend.97

3 жыл бұрын

@@SweenyTodd98 no wrong it's Orlando Belisle Jr

That guy does a surprisingly decent Rock impression.

@Gambit771

3 жыл бұрын

Shame Critics English impersonation is complete shite.

@tyrant-den884

3 жыл бұрын

He nailed how oddly adorable The Rock is.

@thugzman7890

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

He got the baritone raspiness of it right.

@lordofthememes5457

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gambit771 stfu

I will always love these movies because they’re cheesy and *know* they’re cheesy. They aren’t pretending to be super serious action movies. I mean the bus fight is borderline comical whilst still keeping the tension

"This was... my first bus ride." Favorite line from the movie even years later. It's not a good movie but I enjoy the hell out of it. 😜

@saturnstorm85

3 жыл бұрын

That part was hilarious. "I kinda just got muh @$$ kicked, but muh hur still looks perfz, lol". Gotta love Ardeth.

@michaelbandada9887

2 жыл бұрын

“I prefer the Thompson”

Alex: "My Dad is gonna kick your ass." Me: "Are we sure that part of him has reformed yet?"

@rogue7723

3 жыл бұрын

At the risk of giving that movie even the _most microscopic bit of praise,_ I was thinking that the line "What are you gonna wear, Daddy... in Hell?" from the boy from _Jack & Jill_ was funnier. _Not by much,_ but still funnier.

Fun theory in the first mummy when Imhotep kills Bernard Burns and takes his eyes and tongue he inherited the bad eye sight and mistook Evelyn for Anck-Su-Namun.

@barbiquearea

3 жыл бұрын

Great theory. Also I think he already knew Evelyn wasn't Anck-Su-Namun but wanted to use her body to put his love's soul into.

@vinnyc.1265

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... no.

@rezalustig6773

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like something they’d have added in a novelization.

@Thoralmir

3 жыл бұрын

Well, we _do_ see him squinting when he tries to get a look at her...

@JackalopeBunny

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly that is what I thought too, because the guy had terrible eyesight. I figured that was why he mistook her for his lover.

26:42 I love that the Scorpion King actually turns to Imhotep and is like "Wow! And here I thought this scene couldn't get any more ridiculous"

I always liked when Johnathan stalls by fighting that evil chick while Alex tries to resurrect Evie

@calebmauer1751

5 ай бұрын

It's a good callback to the first one.

The way Imhotep runs into the frame is really funny. He looks like a referre that gives the final verdict.

@jonnymaldonado5974

3 жыл бұрын

Omg he really DOES tho 😂😂😂😂

@JONAH_918

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaand it's... 98 million dollars spent to give us this crappy effect!!!

@RaivenMonota

3 жыл бұрын

SAFE!

@rashadnagi7531

3 жыл бұрын

@@RaivenMonota 🤣 or the way his arms are out, it's like "I Gotcha!!"

@fr801

3 жыл бұрын

it feels like he forgot it was his time to act so they waited awkwardly and suddenly the director "uhh? Dude? Your line?" and hw was like "eh? oh! oh sorry! *ahem* err i mean 'NOOOOOOOO' "

I know this has already been said but Anck su Namun and Nefertiti weren’t sisters. Anck was the Pharoh’s mistress. He got pissed off when he noticed that her body paint had been smudged which prompted Imhotep to act quickly and kill him. Just sayin’.

@baronblood666

3 жыл бұрын

was gonna say the same

@astridweasley

3 жыл бұрын

@@baronblood666 No offense to Doug, but had he not gone on and on about them being sisters, as if it was blatantly stated or implied in the film and in the script even (it isn’t) I wouldn’t have said anything. Sure it’s totally possible for them to have been sisters, royals ALWAYS kept it in the family. But I guess Doug was having a moment.

@omarreyes7626

3 жыл бұрын

@@astridweasley you know I've been noticing an increasing lack of research on the movies he reviews, the biggest I noticed are for example in Alien vs predator the "nerd side" of the brain asked three questions of which two are answered i the movie itself and the last one is common lore knowledge of the franchise, he said sarcastically in the jurassic world movie "something you've never seen in a jurassic film before: hunting dinosaurs at night!!!" when in reality yeah, we never seen dinosaurs being hunted at at night, I could go on but if you pay attention 2 in every 3 reviews doug delivers wrong info, wrong info that can easily be proven wrong as if he didn't do research.

@Gambit771

3 жыл бұрын

@@omarreyes7626 He constantly misses the most obvious points and replaces them with whatever nonsense his brain creates.

@MrWill9002

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gambit771 and to top it off, this film is a MILLION times better than Rise of Skywalker

Imotept shouting "NO" has always been my favorite moment

Well, one reason as to why Imhotep Might have mistook Evie for his lost love has to deal with the fact that he look the eyes of a visually-impaired man - he didn't have 20-20 vision. It actually makes sense.

27:46 He could have at least praised Arnold Vosloo performance as Imohtep being abandoned by the love of his life. I always feel a stab of pain thinking about it even now.

@rezalustig6773

3 жыл бұрын

He did what any good character actor should do: take a silly, outlandish role and make it human and relatable. Give it an inner dimension.

@rezalustig6773

3 жыл бұрын

"The very best character actors are made of equal parts discipline and madness, and the fact that our faces are more familiar than our names is not our curse, but our blessing. The character actor's goal, after all, is not to earn the adulation of the public; it is to give lives to a hundred nameless spirits who make us laugh or cry, who are both familiar and new, who show us that their journey is our journey, and who, like everyone in the audience, never get to kiss Renée Zellweger." -Stephen Tobolowsky

@littlekong7685

3 жыл бұрын

They wasted his potential for the sake of action and exposition.

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

Doug hates these movies for some dumb reason, they are super fun and I rewatch them and Van Helsing every now and then.

@FallenKuroTaiyo

3 жыл бұрын

That scene always breaks my heart. In the end he came back after centuries to reunite with his one true love and finally live with her, only for her to abandon him. You can see the realization that he gave up his station, his life and spent centuries as an undead tortured mummy for naught. It's awful and the actor did an amazing job showing the crushing realization and final decision to end his life for good.

Back when Maui was a giant scorpion. Ah the good old days XD

@s0uverains95

3 жыл бұрын

Those were the good old days, back on cybertron, didn't have to sneak around in, these ugly ass disguises!

@Poever

3 жыл бұрын

What can I say except...yikes!

@Titan990

3 жыл бұрын

What can I say except holy fuck I was a scorpion? !

@Boobalopbop

3 жыл бұрын

What can I say, except you're welcome?

@jareththegoblinking3191

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Maui could shapeshift

Why does he keep saying sister when the two aren’t related. One is the Pharos daughter and the other is his mistress

@lythex1

3 жыл бұрын

very annoying.

In the first movie, the mummy took the eyes of the guy who needed glasses to see. He even questioned if it was his love that he saw.

@TheRealSephiroth

Жыл бұрын

I know im two years late but if he needed to take the eyes of a blind man how did he even manage to take out the blind man if he couldnt even see at all himself? Its not like his vision improved either way, ive always wondered that 🤔

The real star of this movie is Alan Silvestri, who composed one of the best soundtracks of his career. A very worthy follow-up to Jerry Goldsmith's score for the first film.

@treyowen9213

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@GuineaPigEveryday

3 жыл бұрын

Which is surprising that they got two quite legendary composers for the Mummy films?

@jp3813

3 жыл бұрын

@@GuineaPigEveryday It's reminiscent of James Horner following up Jerry Goldsmith for the first two Star Trek & Alien films.

@ceougin20

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I didn’t realize that till my recent rewatch of it. Good follow up to Goldsmith’s

@Rodan16

3 жыл бұрын

Did the same thing with Van Helsing. That soundrack is amazing

You missed one thing. In the first movie, it’s implied that Imhotep thinks Eve is Anuk-Su Namun also because he “took” his new eyes from the man with the glasses, so he cant see well enough. Fun review as always tho.

@SpectralKnight

3 жыл бұрын

well to be fair he DID recognize someone from his past. So he got the I have seen her before part down, from across the street. That's pretty difficult for me without my glasses :)

@janfiala2051

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpectralKnight Yeah, i guess the rules are a bit bendy, still love the first movie :)

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

But... they are played by the same actress, dammit.

0:30 After “The Whale” that Brendan Fraser joke does not work.

1:30 I don’t know why, but it cracks me up how he says, “No, it doesn’t exist yet!!“ 🤣🤣

Stephen Sommers really looked at CGI Rock and said “eh Okay”

@stevens7443

3 жыл бұрын

And then thirty seconds later jim Cummings came in and overreacted.

Imhotep's actor is a treasure in these movies. I'm honestly surprised that his facial expressions haven't become more of a meme.

@Smiley_Boi76

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t realize until over a decade of watching this movie that the actor is Michael Keaton with no hair. Imhotep is Batman confirmed.

@Razgriz85

3 жыл бұрын

I remember him as The Phantom before he was The Mummy.

@cthulhupriestess

3 жыл бұрын

@@Razgriz85 that was billy Zane but yeah they are really similar

@artemeremin

3 жыл бұрын

Close, but no cigar, Imhotep is played by Arnold Vosloo, though similarity is uncanny.

@elcorpus2000

3 жыл бұрын

Some of them have

The first two mummy films are amazing, I feel that they capture the whole b movie feel that they were drawing from (the original mummy movies) and because they knew that the subject matter is so silly they just leant into it .. compare this to Tom cruises super serious mummy how bloody awful was that!

Favorite line from the movie was when the kid was like “look reading material!”

@notsomoody5338

Жыл бұрын

TP xD

Past Evie and Anck-Su-Namun aren't sisters, Past Evie is her stepdaughter. Now do Tomb of the Dragon Emperor pls EDIT: Correct, Anck-Su-Namun was the Pharoah's concubine/mistress

@drakofox1362

3 жыл бұрын

THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE....... mostly the fights

@whoisyouranime

3 жыл бұрын

Douchie McNitPick approves.

@Melbourne-Knight

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@ChicoDiamante

3 жыл бұрын

Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is the worst piece of shit ever.... so he’ll probably like it.

@marclewis5505

3 жыл бұрын

Yo I knew that. I thought Doug made a mistake there.

Still can't wrap my head around how the Scorpion King was a good guy in his own movie but evil in here. I'll just pretend they were two different people who just both bore the same title.

@RaineKugami

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he sold his soul. So his actions may have not been completely his own

@ddthewolf

3 жыл бұрын

I always chalked it up to something bad happened to his sorceress girlfriend that turned him evil

@TheBroncoley

3 жыл бұрын

According to the Director, the evil one in this film is an identical descendant of the one from the Scorpion Kings films. Doubt that this was the original plan, but it is the canon response right now.

@zebefreod871

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBroncoley pretty meh as an explanation: could have said he became evil after reigning for so many years and he lost his way.

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

Because that movie came later and they couldn't really make a movie about a villain? Also, he was still an assassin, dude.

What's funny is The Rock stopped using the rock name when transitioning to movies... yet once he went back to wrestling in 2011, it seemed to REALLY kick-start his movie career again... Now He openly loves being referred to as The Rock.

I also just remembered my favorite fact about the Mummy movies. Imhotep was originally an architect in the 27th Century. Ankhesenamun was a queen in the 18th Century. So, these characters are seen side by side, and we know the director and writers went with the actual historical figures because they have characteristics that are commonly associated with them. But to relate these two characters, it would be like if a movie released in the year 3000, with Marylin Monroe and Marco Polo as the main love interests because they seemed like a good match. I've never understood why they went with these two characters specifically (Imhotep's legacy is still highly regarded) but maybe they just liked the sound of the names.

"The sister of his long lost lover" ... pretty sure Anakhsunamon was the Pharaoh's Mistress not his daughter

@HORSESNDOGS9

3 жыл бұрын

You are correct sir, and NC doesn't pay attention

Imhotep going "noooo!" when the scorpion king gets stabbed made me howl with laughter when I first saw it as a kid. It's still so out of nowhere absurd 😁

@UltimateGamerCC

3 жыл бұрын

you mean "NIIIIIIII!" XD

@Sonichero151

3 жыл бұрын

The timing of that is pure comedy

@Canada1994

3 жыл бұрын

I never saw this film but I reacted the same way when I saw that here. It's like a Vegas show with the fire behind him (the fire made it even funnier).

@RikoJAmado

3 жыл бұрын

Still a better "Noooo!!!" than Anakin Vader's at the end of Episode III.

The first time I watched was with my dad. We rented the mummy movies to enjoy them and laughed our asses off. Then we learned there was a spin-off prequel of the Scorpion King. That was honestly great and ridiculous. Especially after learning that movie got a prequel that lead to a bunch of movies and we stopped after the second prequel. Anyway, watch The Scorpion King. Dwayne johnson is actually fun in it.

Watched this review over again just because of the opening. That "The Rock"-Skit at the beginning is golden.

Mila wasn't Rachel Weisz's sister, she was her stepmother.

@pkmntrainermark8881

3 жыл бұрын

That is very different.

@jessievalentine3281

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it annoyed me that he kept saying sister. His point is the same but... Did was he even paying attention

@miketaterparker

3 жыл бұрын

Also Anuck-sun-amon was Pharaoh's mistress. If she was Nefitiri's sister, then that would make her Pharaoh's daughter, too! This isn't Game of Thrones, Doug!

@Alejandroigarabide

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to comment the same.

@otaku4life912

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that sister thing pissed me off so much I didn’t wait till the end of the review to comment.

"Its like the movie is punishing you for missing scenes that arent in the movie" Ah yes the prometheus way of making movies

@joshentertainment2

3 жыл бұрын

I actually liked this movie

16:00 I was a kid when I first saw this movie, and my mom literally told me "never say that word, sweetie" then like 5 years later she told me I had to start cussing in school.

I thought the Nostalgia Critic was supposed to "remember it, so you don't have to." Then why is he forgetting It or getting It confused and mixing things up? 😅✌😁

@tenten1834

2 жыл бұрын

Because this movie a confusing mess that could be a lot clearer on a lot of things. I wasn’t surprised that he got the same things wrong that I did. It’s the movie’s fault.

Saddest scene in this film: Evelyn's death. Jonathan hugs Alex close to make him look away as Rick tearfully panics while Evelyn is struggling to tell Rick she loves him before she dies, and manages it with her last breath. Rick goes into full sobbing and whimpering, begging for her to come back. *It's one of the absolute finest performances Brendan Fraser has ever turned in.* -Later: When Rick still reeling from Evy's death, meets the curator inside the pyramid. The look on his face as he walks in (with tear-stained eyes and a ghost-like expression)* is so heartbreaking.*

@erichfiedler1481

3 жыл бұрын

Until he played Robot Man in Doom Patrol, that is LEAGUES better than this, you can't argue with it

@monsterhanna6691

3 жыл бұрын

I agree and it still gets to me this day; fantastic performances, though and one of the saddest "deaths" in movie history. 😢

@jongon0848

3 жыл бұрын

And it's completely overshadowed by that shit cgi Scorpion King...Seriously, nobody remembers how great Brendan Fraser was in that scene, he gave a legitimate Oscar caliber performance in that moment and nobody remembers it because everyones too busy laughing their asses off at the Scorpion King.

@averymerrick

3 жыл бұрын

@@erichfiedler1481 Not wrong.

@ionbing2884

3 жыл бұрын

Stop pretending the performances in this movie are good. They are hilariously bad, and that scene was no exception.

Actually, I kind of wish more actors responded like The Rock here!! Yeah, his debut was screwed over... but he didn't go whining about it, and studios love him.

@tinkerer3399

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the amount of good will that Dwayne Johnson got when he was starting his movie career. I swear the reviews for the first like... 10 movies that he did said "This movie sucks and The Rock isn't very good in it but let's not write him off just yet." I have never seen any actor treated with as gentle of kids gloves as he got.

@Slaggedfire

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinkerer3399 They're excited for what he's cooking.

@jacksonteller3973

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinkerer3399 he's a damn good actor

@shindari

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinkerer3399 You have to meet him in real life to understand. Dwayne Johnson is just one of THOSE people, that is constantly cheerful, good natured, seemingly loves everybody, and doesn't get upset at stupid stuff. In other words, he wasn't raised in Hollywood, like 90% of today's Hollywood actors/actresses were (which is why most of them, in real life, are shit people). So it's totally believable that Directors and Producers would keep giving Dwayne chance, after chance, after chance, to redeem himself.

@Enkabard

3 жыл бұрын

​@@tinkerer3399 To be honest, just between us. I cannot think of single his movie that wouldn't fit description "This movie sucks and The Rock isn't very good in it". Like last 5 movies i saw with Rock everybody is like "This is the best movie ever' and in the end its always the lowest grade comedy i can think of, with huge budget, but still horribly boring and unfunny.

My favorite line from this when the henchmen brought the kid water and hes all, "No ICE!??!" Total smartass lmao

18:34 That's because Imhotep got the eyes from the myopic adventurer, the one who couldn't see without his glasses.

Regarding the Whole CGI Rock, Dwayne Johnson He was still doing wrestling at this time so He could not Make it to the last scene, and only be in that first scene. So they where on a time budget so they had to Make do with a horrible CGI version of him.

@sonnic1995

3 жыл бұрын

that's the legit reason they did that CGI thing? holy shit

@MrKlausbaudelaire

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like they should've used a more elegant solution, like perhaps given him a mask with the face of Dwayne, but opening the mouth to reveal a horrifying gaping maw with a lot of teeth and a long lashing tongue, so it would look more frightening and less silly.

@TheKat12364

3 жыл бұрын

That makes no sense, if hey knew he was still doing wrestling, the could have ordered the scenes better to let him do the two that he was supposed to be in.

@sonnic1995

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKat12364 PLUS i think movies don't get made in chronological order, most of times they make all the scenes that take place on the same place before moving to the next location.

@skyscreamstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Everything on set is tightly controlled and planned out in well in advance. We are talking about a small army of people from camera operators to generator operators and TIME IS MONEY!! I can't count the number of times I've heard that phrase. There is no way they weren't aware of Mr. Johnsons schedule. Nor would they make a crapshoot about his availability for a key scene. They made the decision early on, due to the enormous amount of time it takes to make CGI, to go with what they ended up with.

The Rock as the scorpion king was just laughable.

@yourstruly4817

3 жыл бұрын

Best CGI ever, but Attack of the Clones is a close 2nd

@TheAnimalsaver100

3 жыл бұрын

I think you meant "spectacular", don't worry common mistake

@TheAllSeeingEye2468

3 жыл бұрын

and yet they made a good spin-off movie from it

@theblocksays

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but lets put his fat face form Central Intelligence over it: pbs.twimg.com/media/CUSIBnBUsAEWP6T.jpg:large

@vicentegeonix

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 lol good he says.

Me and my homeboy died laughing at the part where Arnold Vosloo was like Noooo! The timing was really weird

In its defense, it's _infinitely_ better than Tomb of the Dragon Emperor...

Even his cat conquered the world “I’m God!”. All shall kneel before Chaplin The Catquerer! Lmfao 😆😂🤣

@ddjsoyenby

3 жыл бұрын

i already gave chaplin my soul.

@TheAlps36

3 жыл бұрын

Well the Egyptians did worship them

@timothymorris157

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlps36 That is true!

Just remember one thing still about this movie, when the Anubis soldiers are tearing up everything for The Rock, one of them just throw a woman off of a building, and she does a female Wilhelm scream. Still this day, the sound effect makes me laugh

I enjoy this movie somewhat because of the ending. Imotep realising that his lover didn’t truly love him still breaks my heart each time, especially since I had my own break ups already

21:20 A rising sun will always hit the top of tall object first. The sun creeping along the ground is wrong.

For the LAST TIME critic, the reason Imhotep thought Evelynn was his lost love was because he stole his eyeballs from a near-sighted guy and his blurry vision made him think Evelynn was his love!! How did he miss that in the first movie !? Edit: Alright, the movie never said it out loud but it's highly suggested and it's a popular fan theory

@fazkid9971

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, now another F### Ups list might get made! :D Edit: Holy crap, This is probably the most likes I've ever gotten!!

@callumkenny5147

3 жыл бұрын

That concept is never detailed in the movie so there's no reason to assume that.

@hazbinotakusimp2182

3 жыл бұрын

....i actually never realized that until now XD thank you! That detail always confused me but now it makes sense. I thought he just grew his own eyes back or something after taking the guys.. Not sure why I thought that. Boy I feel dumb XD

@ImaNerdANDaGeek

3 жыл бұрын

That's a better explanation than was given in the movie, which was none.

@ElBombastico883

3 жыл бұрын

How the fucking hell do you mix up a white, brown haired English women for a raven-haired Dark Skinned Egyptian girl? Unless the guy was legally blind. In which case, how the fuck was Imhotep not literally tripping over everything?

The saddest part of this movie was the bird getting killed.

@edu_moonwalker

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Horus...

@Razgriz85

3 жыл бұрын

Been a very long time since I've seen this movie, but what bird?

@forbiddenbeast370

3 жыл бұрын

@@Razgriz85 Ardeth used to have a falcon called Horus who was shot by one of Imhotep's guys, if I don't remember well

@Viatorai

3 жыл бұрын

@@Razgriz85 ardeth's falcon, Horus. Got shot out of the sky as he was sending it to get help iirc.

@jshaw3793

3 жыл бұрын

Anything but Horus

0:14-1:59 (Poor guy never saw it coming) 4:10-4:15 (Every dude on the internet) 4:56-4:59 (🤣🤣🤣) 5:19-5:26 (Accurate) 5:27-5:30 (Oh Brendan....) 8:02-8:08 (This is true) 9:23-9:28 (Thank you!) 18:22-18:26 (Yay I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️) 20:03-20:10 (We have our ad!) 22:05-22:09 (Worst parents ever) 22:47-23:49 (At least he got an explanation) 25:29-25:33 (True) 26:17-26:21 (🤣🤣🤣) 26:39-26:44 (Not gonna lie, I always die laughing at that scene!) 26:58-27:05 (🤣🤣🤣)

One thing that really bugs me about this movie is that like a lot of media it depicts Anubis as evil which he wasn’t when there’s already a perfect Egyptian god to use for the role that being Seth

4:03. Fun fact: The Rock's line translates to: "It's hot as Hell out here".

@wcapewell3089

3 жыл бұрын

You learn that from deusdaecon reviews?

@wcapewell3089

3 жыл бұрын

Not the best battle cry

@mrlordvenom6664

3 жыл бұрын

What language is it

@nahor88

3 жыл бұрын

@@wcapewell3089 It's from the DVD commentary.

I’ve never seen this film so when Imhotep screamed “NO!!” when the Scorpian King got stabbed I fucking screamed with laughter, at half 12 at night and nearly started crying with laughter! It was so bad it’s perfect! Was the rest of that shot just too well done and he was meant to be in the shot so he just ran on, it really looks like he missed his mark so just threw himself into the shot and they just went with it XD

@clothcat3071

3 жыл бұрын

I theorize he was getting a donut and was like "shit that's my cue, hold this I'm gonna leg it" XD

@robertmoore0304

3 жыл бұрын

My sister and I always joke that the actor missed his cue in that scene so he just ran on to the set and screamed "Noooooooo!!!!" and they just decided to go with that take.

@BreadHart

3 жыл бұрын

That was not a comedic moment, but the comedic timing was perfect xD

@robiking011

3 жыл бұрын

You've never seen this film? You should watch the first one ''The Mummy'' from 1999. It's a better made movie. And maybe also watch ''The Mummy Returns'' just for the heck of it.

@ashessakura7518

3 жыл бұрын

@@robiking011 I’ve seen the original Boris Karloff ‘The Mummy’ and I’ve seen the 1999 ‘The Mummy’, just never bothered with its sequel. If I hadn’t seen this review then I never never would have even considered the sequel, considering it tbh

26:42 I'm crying laughing!!!!

My personal rating with this trilogy: The Mummy - Surprisingly good The Mummy Returns - Surprisingly meh The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - Surprisingly bad

@darthcinema4262

2 жыл бұрын

And there was no spinoff movie that had an ass load of sequels. Nope, those don't exist. Right? RIGHT?!

What would have been worse would be reintroducing all the characters again, at least they treated this as a second movie, and knew the fans like we should know what's going on and who these characters are at this point.

I can’t lie, I love this movie. Maybe even more than the first one. These Mummy movies were just fun and silly and I enjoyed them for that reason I think

@stevenbowen9216

3 жыл бұрын

I love the mummy returns and the 1st mummy and 3rd mummy tomb of the dragon empire i love both Brendan Fraser's mummy movies trilogy and i agreed with you homie

@lemotheemonemo

3 жыл бұрын

The second one is definitely my favorite and I do rewatch it. Not so much the first two, other than two of the Benny scenes from the first 1.

@stevenbowen9216

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemotheemonemo indeed homie

@Gamesta100

3 жыл бұрын

1 and 2 are both great. They're simple action adventure movies they aren't supposed to be intelligent or thought provoking movies. I don't really watch movies to think I watch them for entertainment so as long as they aren't boring I'll likely like them.

@stevenbowen9216

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gamesta100 absolute

I always thought Imhotep clinging onto the edge looked incredibly comfortable and relaxed to be a person about to fall 🤣

I got an ad at 5:13, and the screen froze right as Rock was being blasted. Thought Doug was gonna make a joke about the sun shining out of The Rock’s arse.

Actually they where not siblings. Anck-Su-Namun married the Pharao so she became a step-mother to Nefertiri.

@gRinchY-op5vr

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah critic saying that threw me off, its never mentioned they are sisters in the film or anything. Were the actual people in history sisters? Only explanation for that I can think of...

@cmsully1

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the Pharaohs WERE known to marry siblings...

@emilynicholson5437

3 жыл бұрын

@@gRinchY-op5vr Ancient history student here and no Anck su namun and Nefertiti were not sisters in real life, in fact, she was Nefertiti's daughter and the wife of King Tut. I'm assuming that's where the name comes from, anyway. Plus, I thought in the movie they just call her "Nefertiti's dueling instructor". I don't think they actually refer to them as sisters though. I think the critic might be wrong in this case, but maybe I just have to watch the movie again. 🤷‍♀️

@JoshuaY83

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. Critic calling them sisters over and over was bothering me.

@CanImperator

3 жыл бұрын

the first movie said that she was his mistress

If you think that someone that unironically loves this movie can't cry laughing at some of these scenes... you're wrong XD

@greedow

3 жыл бұрын

it's kinda like we also lose how chessy it is at points.

@Orrenn

3 жыл бұрын

Very true. Especially with the framing set up in this review.

@ENTERtheCREATOR

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm.

@xTaintedRedx

3 жыл бұрын

I unironically love this movie and yes there are PLENTY moments to laugh at it

@mish375

3 жыл бұрын

As a fan of the first 2 Mummy films, I completely agree. You can love these movies and laugh at the same time.

27:40 This moment remains impactful. In this moment, we see the true death of Imhotep. He's survived worse, sure, but this was what he survived it for. He would endure anything for his love. He has endured millennia of agonies for his love. And in the end, she abandoned him to save herself. We don't feel angry, we feel the hurt in his eyes. Imhotep may have ended up a monster, but it was that human longing that it all originated from. Without it, he is truly dead. And we feel sadness for him.

The only thing I can think of is that the writers and producers assumed (incorrectly) that since they were doing a sequel with existing, established characters from the original, they didn't have to worry about "wasting time" with character development and could focus more on flashy action sequences.

They weren't sisters? Evelyn was pharaohs daughter and anoksunamun was pharaohs mistress. Remember thats why in the entire series started. Only pharaoh was allowed to have sex with her. So her and imohotep came up with the murder suicide plot. Additionally, They didnt come up with the reincarnation thing. They got that from the old universal movies. Its stupid either way of course you could just ask well why doesn't he remember pharaohs daughter?

@fantasiazplatkami

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. He confused facts here

@GreenHatPanda

3 жыл бұрын

even worse future wife. It even says it in the subtitles after the fight

@existentialanarchism4877

3 жыл бұрын

Well I mean its an easy movie to mock without just making up stuff.

@existentialanarchism4877

3 жыл бұрын

@@GreenHatPanda did it? I am way more familiar the first film. I was under the impression she was more of a concubine/ sex slave.

@barbiquearea

3 жыл бұрын

Doug probably hasn't seen the movie in a while and has the plot threats mixed up.

I love when Doug doesn't even bother watching movies before doing reviews. Rachel Weiss's character is NOT the sister of Imhotep's lover. She's the DAUGHTER of the pharoah. Anck-Su-Namun is the pharoah's CONCUBINE.

@Sonichero151

3 жыл бұрын

Or sometimes the movie is so under investing he just doesn't care. I sure didn't. I remember seeing this dumbass movie but I forget every single detail outside of "Dumb cgi scorpion Rock"

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he is shit at research.

@Sonichero151

3 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot for a movie that deserves shit research

@mercenaryknight5419

3 жыл бұрын

Unless he means it as a joke.......

@Kartissa

3 жыл бұрын

Given how things often were in Ancient Egypt, the Pharoah's concubine *could* have been the sister of his daughter. (She could also have been Nefertiri's aunt, i.e. Pharoah's sister....)

Brendan Fraser just needs his cup of coffee

You noticed in that bus scene that there are 4 mummies chasing them, but only 3 were killed. The director said that they knew the error was there but said “oh well”.

The Scorpion King made Imhotep from the first film look like Davy Jones

@AndreNitroX

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

They weren’t sisters. Mila was Evelyn’s step mother.

@catxborsuq1

3 жыл бұрын

That alone warranted a dislike for me for this video.

@jamescallanan2443

2 жыл бұрын

Does that really make it better? "I had the hots for your step mom"

@tenten1834

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t very clear. That’s the movie’s fault.

Any votes on Doug reviewing the third installment of the mummy series???

@jfdrac

Жыл бұрын

Good but I think Scorpion King first

"What's the matter with my car?" "Well I was forced to find an alternate mode of transportation" "A DOUBLE DECKER BUS??!!?"

@JOB2710

3 жыл бұрын

It was his idea!!!

@KnightsaysNi

3 жыл бұрын

@@JOB2710 Was not!

@nickthedreamer4434

3 жыл бұрын

@@KnightsaysNi Was too!

@ShadowDOA

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickthedreamer4434 Was not!!!

@jasongradyphstiger6179

3 жыл бұрын

Just go!

Critic: Could we cut it from the movie and miss nothing? Yes. Then why is it in this!!! Rob: Well the chart says...

@victorm152

3 жыл бұрын

Critic: @$&% THE CHART!!! Rob:....alright then (unzips and removes pants and goes to chart) Critic: JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE...? IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!!! Rob and the Chart moaning:ohhhhhhhhh, too late, ooooooooooohhhhhh yessss, yes yes yes yes!!! Critic:...sigh, how’d we get here?

@larrylaffer3246

3 жыл бұрын

Critic: What Chart! Rob: Oh that's right I CG'd the chart too. Saved bucko bucks on the budget.

@victorm152

3 жыл бұрын

@@larrylaffer3246 Critic:....you’re still gonna try to have sex with it when I yell “%$&@ The Chart” and you say “ but the chart says” aren’t you? Rob: I already am

@larrylaffer3246

3 жыл бұрын

@@victorm152 Critic: Congrats Rob you just took whatever little ad revenue we were getting and flushed it right down the toilet. "The Kohler EZ Flush Deluxe Toilet with built-in bidet now available at a Home Depot or Lowes near you!" "Only $99.99 a real steal of a deal as it combines european sophistication and american build quality in one convenient package" "Notice Toilet Built In Mexico." Rob: Really Doug even in an argument you still need to do a shameless plug? Doug: Well the office bills ain't gonna pay themselves Rob!

@deathsia250

3 жыл бұрын

lmao ya know, that fits a little TOO WELL! XD

“She’s the reincarnation of the daughter of the pharaoh and sister of imotep’s love” “Wasn’t imotep’s love also the pharogh’s mistress?”

@nerdvanacomics1164

3 жыл бұрын

Mila was Evelyn's step mother not sister

I liked how Evie saved Rick. And when it came to the other couple, where Imhotep asked Anak for help and she abandoned her. He looked so heartbroken and the way he looked at Evie and Rick that all he did was for a woman who didnt love him as much as his enemies did each other... I felt for Imho