The Most Insane Fish We've Ever Seen!!! - Ark Survival Ascended
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What is that... oh god so many teeth... it has me... run!!!
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Ark Survival Ascended
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I don’t know if anybody’s ever pointed this out before, but I think Neebs gaming channel has the best sound editing out of any gaming channel. I mean the way their voices trail off when they’re walking off into the distance paired with the echo makes it feel like you’re watching a feature film, especially when you wear headphones. And that’s just one of the many great things about this continent.
@MickHaggs
2 күн бұрын
People point it out all the time; yet not often enough. Their editing team is fantastic
@FrozenHare
2 күн бұрын
It really shows in the subnautica series
@whoshotashleybabbitt4924
2 күн бұрын
@@FrozenHare Appsro edited that series, he is a self admitted audiophile.
@CapnMcRummy
2 күн бұрын
Too right. The editing team is absolutely amazing. I love picking up the subtle little touches they put in. The hard work does not go unnoticed and is so very much appreciated 🍻
@yuyaplays9311
2 күн бұрын
Especially since they are all just in discord so there is no trailing off anyways.
Ark STILL remains my favorite series no matter what map or how they decide to play it. Cheers to Anthony for the editing and adding POI's🎉🎉
@stevecheney2461
2 күн бұрын
The ARK series is the only one I watch
@TrocarQueen105
2 күн бұрын
I want him to have a sandstorm unleashed if they get into some ruins and the chaos that ensues and they try to protect themselves.
@dem0nchild610
2 күн бұрын
I rather watch it then play it
@KaneA87
2 күн бұрын
@@dem0nchild610 I'm pretty sure I feel that way about every game they've done a series on. These guys are amazing and make anything seem good, even when it's very much not
@danjohnson7394
2 күн бұрын
Mine too as I havent had a time to play ANY of the other games its 1 I actually know what they're dealing with
Trying to tame an Anklo on herbavore island. "What do they eat?! Please tell us!!" Classic Apsro 😂
@oldnewbgaming
2 күн бұрын
LOL. but you still did not answer his question. LOL
@Asertix357
2 күн бұрын
Well in all fairness there's a lot of pteranodons hanging out on herbivore island. And they're not really big on berry eating.
@mho...
2 күн бұрын
right?! passive, non territorial & only angry when hurt?!... must be a meat eater...right!?
@michaelmorales3231
2 күн бұрын
Yeah the pretending not to know how to play things is getting old lol
@graveholmes7814
2 күн бұрын
@@michaelmorales3231 couldn't agree with you more man. If they are legit this unlearned after this long I genuinely have no clue how they survived to adulthood with pattern recognition skills that bad.
The fish that mangled Simon is the Xiphactinus. One of two new creatures added to official made by the modder Garuga! More of his high-quality creations are to come.
@OrochimarusPanties
2 күн бұрын
A very Subnautica model. Shocked they added it in. ARK is very cartoony overall but the fish just doesn’t fit.
@ComancheWarrior63
2 күн бұрын
Looks like a cross between a barracuda and tiger fish
@surfsideresort6410
2 күн бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiphactinus
@kellyrajczak1087
2 күн бұрын
That thing is fucking terrifying😂 I already hated doing anything in the oceans because of the shrimp and alpha sharks that pop up outta nowhere. NOW I got THIS to look forward too😅
@sweetlmgeezus7770
19 сағат бұрын
Isn’t it supposed to flop around out of the water? I was disappointed they didn’t get the jump scare of a fish chasing them onto land.
So funny. Sorry Simon but that last scene almost made me pee myself lol.
@crixusgoul5770
Күн бұрын
Simon has a special way of making great and entertaining scenes 😂
Simon conquered one of the biggest herbivores of the island, only to be eaten by a big fish. Classic Simon. 😂
simon just had the most slowest and painful death ever
@martinmillar7137
Күн бұрын
Triggered my original Jaws PTSD man 🫣🤧
@MephobiaMan
Күн бұрын
@@martinmillar7137 I felt so bad for him he got dragged to the bottom of the ocean and was being chewed on practically was a jaws movie
@meatbicycle2273
Күн бұрын
I never knew a man could bleed so much.
The cut to Simon in the fishes mouth, had me dying 😂😂
@Asertix357
2 күн бұрын
Had him dying too.
@iller3
2 күн бұрын
This was just Simon falling in a hole again, but with extra teeth
@JayneTheory
2 күн бұрын
@@Asertix357 🤣
@robozombie9026
2 күн бұрын
@@iller3 If they play a Star Wars game again I hope Simon falls into a Sarlacc XD
@kjbtrucker2820
2 күн бұрын
That was a good edit. And of course it is simon.
17:45 That Bronto coming off the cliff at Appsro had me dying
@Shin0bi272
2 күн бұрын
I loved how Simon couldnt see it on the cliff as well. Its a 4 story tall dinosaur how TF can you not see it?!
@Jawmax
2 күн бұрын
@@Shin0bi272 Well night is dark...
@Jawmax
2 күн бұрын
Yet in the end it was no match for the Pantsless Bandit and his sidekick Simon.
I love how they do a muffled sound when they talk underwater
Oh i knew those idiots would get eaten by the devil fish eventually
@BigHatStudios
2 күн бұрын
Is that what they called it? Aren’t devil fish a type of sting ray or have I imagined that?
@TheSnomGuy
2 күн бұрын
@@BigHatStudiosit’s a xiphactinus
@peabrain6872
2 күн бұрын
I hate these guys, they were the only part of ark additions i didnt install and now i have no choice
@BigHatStudios
2 күн бұрын
@@TheSnomGuy Thanks
@user-gn5tt6fy6n
2 күн бұрын
@peabrain6872 a gang of them got me good and killed 2 good tames I had. I'm still salty about it and haven't played in 2 days 😂😂
I love Appros' transition from "Holy crap that was brutal" to "That was cool"
STAT: A common medical abbreviation for urgent or rush. From the Latin word statim, meaning "immediately."
as an avid ark single player for years, I really appreciate the fact that they don't rely on flyers. Flyers in ark are amazing, but I always feel like when I start a new world that the moment I have flyers, everything changes in an instant, and ultimately I have less fun. Maybe that's just me. I feel ark is best at a slow crawl...imagine moving slowly across a map all the way to the other side, bases along the way, with no flyers. FUN
7:05 the acronym "STAT" Simon is thinking of is probably "Sooner Than Already There", but as other commenters have said "stat" is short for the Latin term "statim"
@docdirtymrclean3610
2 күн бұрын
ive also heard i.i.N.S , immediately if not sooner
@stephenphillips7699
2 күн бұрын
Stat - Statistics Medical term stat, immediately.
19:55 "HEY MA...MAAA!...THERE'S A WEIRD F*CKING CAT OUT SIDE...LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA..." -That fish.
@jarodheuer4171
Күн бұрын
The fish is called Xiphactinus. The bulldog tarpon of the Cretaceous, the glutton of the inland sea, the X-Fish. They just made it more terrifying in this game. I love it. Also that thing is tameable.
Waitwaitwait WAIT!! Did that just happen?....... Did Neeb actually realize his tone sometimes is different than what he perhaps intended? After ALL these years... Guys! This is bigger than Simon knowing how to ARK!!
Dora and Neebs really redeemed themselves after their... less than stellar performance last episode. 😄👍
Simon is the epitome of FAFO. Couldn't leave that damn fish alone!
Is it too much to ask for Frickin sharks with Frickin Lasers on their head?!?!
@ratchetqwark89
2 күн бұрын
tek meg saddle
@SaltyBlackSheep
2 күн бұрын
@@ratchetqwark89 It's funny how much they've played, and I doubt they have fought a single boss.
@JimmyNeutron-dn4oy
2 күн бұрын
@@SaltyBlackSheep they’ve fought bosses but I don’t remember if they ever killed any
@Morbid_God
2 күн бұрын
It's flickin not!
@SuperlexPlays
2 күн бұрын
我快要达到 5 万订阅者的目标了。😚😊
The evolution of Simon in Neebs gaming is amazing!!
Күн бұрын
yeah.. after those long gaming years on ark maps he can finally throw a spear.
@meatbicycle2273
Күн бұрын
Simon is the main character.
@TallianAdventures
Күн бұрын
Its amazing to me he actually has goals and completes objectives!
@meatbicycle2273
Күн бұрын
@TallianAdventures it's far better than old simon where he could care less about anything.
@TallianAdventures
Күн бұрын
@meatbicycle2273 agreed! Did you ever see when he was trying to be a charachter and while made his voice really high!
Simon at the end reminds me of a Bill Burr sound bite. "What happened? Where ya F*ckin with it?" lol.
@riduckulus1574
2 күн бұрын
How'd you make a fish so mad it wanted to kill you?
@grudgebearer1404
2 күн бұрын
Oh man, that's one of Bill Burr's best pieces.
Is it just me, or has Simon gotten the final kill moment on many of the big baddies (literally, in the case of the Bronto) in the last few videos? Look at you go, Simon! 🎉
When Standing guard: you "Alarm!" when there is a threat, but setup a schedule time to announce an All Clear to allow people working to know security is still active.
15:38 Making the same discoveries that Thick did, a few years ago, about the multiple ways a trap may be useful!
I'm excited for them to actually use the bary this time. I think all the years they've played this game, they have only ever tamed one and then underutilized it afterward. Barys, imo, are one of the best all-around dinos in the game and there is no better piranha killer.
So much for herbivore Island being safe 😂
@themarlboromandalorian
2 күн бұрын
Oh the island is perfectly safe. It's the waters surrounding the island which are not safe.
@pcdoctor48
2 күн бұрын
@@themarlboromandalorian and if you aggro big freakin animals, like brontos, you're not safe. I find the best way I find to deal with Brontos is stay on the beach and run ahead far enough to shoot. They do run for water sometimes so that could be an issue depending on if you're taming or just hunting.
if install the super spyglass mod, it will tell u what all dinosaurs eat for taming....its a great mod
Simon just chillin riding around in the water for that first scene, golden! 😂
That's one huuuge fish!
@AnthonyCSN I think you may get even better every series and I thought you had achieved "great editor" status a few years ago. This seires has been fantastic! Thanks for all your cretivity and efforts!
Actually expected that Xiphactinus to hop onto land and I was just waiting for Appsro to freak out seeing that...would have been gold.
I’d love to have ONE episode where we can see their faces doing the voice work. Maybe an anniversary episode or something. At this point we all know what they look like, so why not?
@TalentCaldwell
2 күн бұрын
There’s an old video clip where their local news station was covering them and it showed them behind the scenes recording audio for Doraleous & Associates. I’m not sure how to look it up but I do know it’s on KZread and the news segment referred to them as Hank & Jed.
@BumMcFluff
2 күн бұрын
No, strongly disagree. I hate it when the people put themselves into their videos. The game play is the content, not 'hey, look at me, I'm so cool' type of bullshit. Raptor is one of the worst for this that I've seen.
LOL Simon amd Appsro conversation on the boat "now I'm scared" 🤣🤣🤣
I know the creator of the “mysterious” structures was already exposed via Appsro on a neebscast but I love the mystery surrounding the structures what this cube is doing. Last episode Appsro got a twinkle in his eye this episode Dora notices strange activity. I love the build up to the ultimate reveal. Great work as always Gents!!!
Oh Ark, when a fish is way more terrifying than a Brontosaurus jumping off a cliff chasing you down.
"That was cool..." 🤣
Herbivore Island. It's called Herbivore Island!! Everything eats berries. Come on! There are no threats unless you steal an egg.
lol the little pause in the music after Dora says "I lost a shottie and... my soul" 5:55
I really hope Simon's pig never dies
Simon and his Phiomia is my favorite thing!
A stone raft that actually floats and moves without a sail, my brain is now broken. Science be damned!
“Holy shit…there’s so much blood in the water….that was cool”- Appsro
Love the Ark content you guyes are pushing out, keep up the good work!😎
Appsro "I wish they'd tell you if they need berries or meat" Dododex "I exist you know"
Idk why, but Simon swimming around on the pig at the beginning just gave me a whole vibe
Got caught up on the series recently. The previous episode with Simon leading the raptor away was all I ever wanted from watching him play games. Can't wait to see what awesome stuff he does in the future. He might even find a game he's really into then ropes the other guys into it and HE teaches THEM how to do things!
13:28 that pan zoom out xD I love it
Ooo I just was catching up from episode 3 and letting the playlist run, I didn’t even realize now I’m all caught up to an episode that just came out today 😮 woo
y'all crack me up. One of my top 5 KZread channels for sure. Keep up the great work.
I absolutely love the editing and sound design in the videos. I have always been impressed with the audio editing!
Stat = Immediately. Doctors are all about their latin its derived from the word Statim or something
@despozblehero2262
2 күн бұрын
I thought it was an acronym for Sooner Than Any Thing.
@kristiannicholson5893
2 күн бұрын
@@despozblehero2262 nah but to be fair doctors do also love their acronyms lol
@despozblehero2262
2 күн бұрын
@kristiannicholson5893 I guess functionally it's basically the same but good to know lol
Every day is a pants off kind of day, Neebs.
Anthony always seems to outdo himself when editing the ark videos, the music is just on point!
It's amazing to me that you guys haven't found out what dododex is
@jimmylongguns
2 күн бұрын
It's more fun this way.
@dcpack
2 күн бұрын
Entertainers, not gamers.
@TalentCaldwell
2 күн бұрын
What’s that?
@rhinosblades4205
2 күн бұрын
@dcpack honestly how many series have they made on this game one of them should have dododex it makes things much easier
@TalentCaldwell
2 күн бұрын
@@rhinosblades4205 Again, what’s a dododex?
For tranqing it doesnt matter that much BUT the best habit is pausing a little between shots. It only matters for high tor vs health dinos or low health in general dinos. I forget the math but its like a big burst when you hit depending on weapon damage. Then there is a 7 second increase (so much torq per second). I fire with a cross bow, reload, count to 3 and fire again. Helps save ammo and save things like Argys which can be a bastard to trap/find and losing something like a 130 due to foolishness sucks lol. Great job today guys, maybe place a dino door on your trap to easily get things out?
appsro's "that was cool" in the very end was SO beavis and butthead :D
Great content as always. Love the slow burn on Box storyline. Hope Neebs feels better soon
7:31 "NOOOO, I LIKE HAVING PANTS" OFF 👖 😂😂 Appsro
Appsro's sailing adventures have been my favorite part of the series. They should all get their own boats and explore the map 😂
the way the tranqs work is based on what weapon and quality your using basically the more damage your weapon does the more torpor it will add to the tranq arrow, dart, tranq bolts, and the shocking tranq darts. So when you get a hit the torpor will climb up based on what your using then eventually stop so you can either choose to space out your shots or not. Hope this helps.
Y'all just kick ass. From NC, for the people! I love that you guys rep NC so well and do better than Hollywood sometimes with just purity of the humour, the angles and scenes, how you shoot, and the script doesn't really repeat. Just wonderful gentlemen!!
its the "That was cool" part that got me at the end lol
Appsro in a nursing home slingshots a nurse. Haha pantsless bandit strikes again 😂😂
That Bronto fight was pretty epic. Also- GREAT DOUBLE CATCH!
Never thought I would see you guys bring down a brontosaurus... Simon of all people too lol
Love the name you gave the anklo. Also, Simon got absolutely obliterated by that fish.
I must be old if the suppository joke got me to laugh out loud.
7:00 Alright Simon, Appsro, stat is the latin word for "immediateley" or "instantly" so it's basically shorthand for "as fast as possible."
That box thing reminds me of the Vox technology in Beast Wars. Like the Standing Stones sending a signal to the fake moon.
3:39 greatest scene ever done by neebs
Neebs is so funny when he yells 😆
Ahh another great episode to watch during my lunch break today. 😀
Such an exciting episode!!! Loved it
22:37 my favorite Simon death cry ever
Neebs, vanilla tranq arrows and darts apply torpor in two ways. The first is an immediate amount upfront and the second is torpor over time (3-5 second i forget exactly how long). However if you shoot another arrow before the over-time component finishes you will lose out on the torpor from the remaining time. What you want to do is shoot in a vulnerable spot (like head, but on dinos like trikes) and then wait 3-5 seconds before shooting another arrow. That would maximize the torpor you get from vanilla arrows/darts.
Thanks for the memories! Thick always there in spirit!
Not knowing if an anky wants berries or meat... lol
Love this ark series!!! Great job on the fun. But I need to know what’s up with the box!!!!!
Great editing Anthony
21:15 Shooting slow can conserve your ammo. It does not affect the amount of torpor, but it let's you use a more exact amount of shots needed. If you don't care about ammo, shoot til it's about to die or it passes out Unnecessary example: if an arrow gives 10 tp on a hit then 5 more over the next 4 seconds, while a dodo needs 50 tp to pass out, you could tame the dodo in 5 rapid fire shots or space them out and tame it in 4. You could also just rapid fire those 4 out and wait for the torpor over time to knock it out.. but that would require knowing exactly how many shots were needed. Different tranqs last for different times so take it with a grain of salt
"That was cool!" That just about sums up this video!
Going out in a blaze of blood! Nice Simon! 🎉🎉
simon vs the fish is the funniest thing ive seen since his poor limp body got stuck in that door back in scorched earth.
ASE had a mod, called awesome spyglass, showed taming data of dinos. Great episode guys
The good old times, when the noob yelled: SIMON THERE'S A MEGALADON!!!
HOT DAMN! That's the most brutal way I have seen Simon die yet.
Okay for real can we just at least appreciate the thumbnail quality does the expression on Simon's character was great.
Woah, a Sarco AND a Bary in one episode!? Color me impressed! :D Very happy to see Neebs and Dora making a more permanent trap like that. That's what I usually do, build traps in good taming locations, then either lure or carry potential tames into said traps. And since I leave them where they are, they are reusable, and since they are made of stone (major props for using stone and not wood XD), most creatures shouldn't be able to damage them. Watch out for Alphas, Gigas and Carchars, though. >.> They can and will destroy stone. On Appsro's end, very good job making the boat safer with stone foundations. Hopefully that will protect it better from Leedsichthys (the giant fish that attacks rafts). And speaking of fish, I see you and Simon have met the ocean's newest official resident, Xiphactinus. XD Well met. LOL
@koolaid53
Күн бұрын
Will they figure out that the bary only tames with fish meat is the $64,000 question?
That fish scene was brutally hilarious!
It's nice to see them moving forward with some goals!
Just broke my ribs at work and I come home to watch this and I’m dying here I can’t laugh it’s too much
What the hell is wrong with us? Why does watching one of them suffer bring us so much joy? Love you Simon!
dude that fish thing was extremely freaky and all that blood was nuts
i love how Appsro was "helping Simon"...
I love how they made the underwater attacks way better.
Simon the human man warrior throwing the spear at the bronto!
I love how appsro looks like a toddler next to Simon 😂
One of the funniest episodes to date IMO, thank you guys you're all amazing :)
STAT could mean "Short turn around time" but generally is referencing the Latin word "Statim" which translates to "immediately".