The Most Embarrassing Sh*t
Justin is back to tell us about his peeping Tom, we discuss the restraining order I had to get, my stagecoach wrap-up, pooping, farting, and morning breath in your relationship.
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I don't even care about the title, I just see Kristin and Justin, and I immediately click.
@amandachenault6373
2 ай бұрын
I'm right there with 'ya!!🎉❤
@daniellem4732
2 ай бұрын
Same!
@MarlenaPosa
2 ай бұрын
literally saaaaaaaame
@cathyLS
2 ай бұрын
Same :)
@hhochman
2 ай бұрын
Girl SAME 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Justin is the best friend we wish we all had. What a sweetheart!! 🤗
@fishfooood
2 ай бұрын
Truth 🎉
@LisaThames17
2 ай бұрын
Justin adopt me 🙏
@BadCane
2 ай бұрын
hes so cute
“We are way too cute for this conversation!” I love Justin! 😂
Can we start a petition to have an episode with Scoot? The dynamic between you 3 would be so fun to see! 🔥❤️
Omg Justin "don't throw a chair at me" 🤣🤣🤣 love it
Justin’s story about throwing his poop out the window…. Literally WHEEZED 😂😂😂
@edgefan4437
2 ай бұрын
I LMAO, so funny. And his hugging story.
“The minute you hear the blop” hahaha I’m dying
OMG the high school party story and the cuddling when Justin was little.....DYING!! LOL
Omg dying for the follow up on the peeper.
The poop conversation- cracking up!! 🤣🤣
i was not expecting the conversation to go from stagecoach to farts 😂🤣 such a real conversation! i couldn't stop laughing with y'all 💀
@randychampion184
2 ай бұрын
Just from the title alone, I didn't have any expectation that it wouldn't lol!!!
@jesusiskingofmyheart
2 ай бұрын
@@randychampion184 I think it was how fast of a transition it was that threw me off 😂💀
The abrupt ending made me sad lol
Justin: Carrie Underwood did perform at Stagecoach Kristin: When? Justin: 2022 🤣😂 you guys crack me up!
Justin for real, you need to let the police know. Thats really serious. My mom had a peeping tom. And we would phone calls and the person would just sit on the phone, saying nothing while my big brother cussed them out. It was some guy she worked with. My dad had a talk with him, never happened again!! This was in the 90s, so no cameras or caller id. I was like 10, so i wasnt suppose to know, but they had to have a talk with us about being really careful. It was so freaky. Totally forgot about it til i heard your story. Be safe dude!!
Omfg when it just ended so abruptly I was like what happened! I need more!!! I can listen to you two All Day! ❤❤❤
I am crying over the party story😂😂😂 I could never throw the poop overboard 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way I laughed at the poop and esp farting talk. More like this please y’all are so real for this. 😂❤
I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. Love these two together on the podcast!
Hahaha I love these two together! The poop talk, so so so real life hahaha
your podcasts hit different when justin is on it! favorite duo, lol :)
The episodes with Justin and you are THE BEST. It is always hilarious
Kristin, I love when Justin is on. Keep it coming!!! Great shows ❤
I freaking love you two!!! Best podcast, and Kristin and Justin just keep me laughing the whole time!
Kristin! Love your videos and think you and justin are hilarious! Can you do a routine video of your entire day and what it looks like (health wise/fitness wise as well)?
Omg I’m crying!! 😂 the poop section of this. Made me feel like I was giggling with my girlfriends
guys, the vacation bathroom problem has always been a fear and thank you for that discussion - i am wheezing
Yes! This is just what I needed while I eat my breakfast on my day off. Thank you!
I’m fuckin weak 🤣 “don’t throw a chair at me” “oh I’m sorry” 😂😂😂😂
Haha I love these!!! Could listen all day, this was so funny 😂
*Tip: If you chew organic fennel seeds you won't ever get bad breath!!! LOVE looks good on you, KC-- Refreshing to see a truly authentic relationship unfold in real time-- Wishing you ALL the feels!!! 😊
I could literally listen to them talk about anything and everything for hours.
We love Justin. You both need a podcast together!
Justin’s stories are just Amazing! 🙌🏻
Always love a Justin ep :)
I love these two so much
I am laughing so hard at the farting convo 😅
Justin talking about smell association with his parents, I am crying laughing 😂
This episode had me rolling 😂
Love these TMI tips from Justin, hahaha
Bless you Justin for the muffled fart trick!😂
Spiders keep setting our motion lights on the cameras off 😂
@brittanyb5942
2 ай бұрын
Oh my 😳
@sarahrupert5320
2 ай бұрын
Holy hell 🤣
@summerdavis8013
2 ай бұрын
@@sarahrupert5320 haha they make their web and crawl back and forth in front of the camera 😂 I wake up to like 30 notifications! At first I was freaked out until I realized the culprit
@summerdavis8013
2 ай бұрын
@@brittanyb5942 😂
His shirt is AMAZING 😂❤
Married almost 9 years and I do NOT poop around my husband! Plus a mom of two tween boys, they just leave the door open 😂🤢. I am so obsessed with your guys relationship!!! It’s the BEST!!!
"we couldn't be friends if you had bad breath", too f'ing funny.
Cracking up at this one!!🤣🤣
Nooooo! CLOSE THE BLINDS! I wont be able to sleep tonight now 😳😂😂 but really! And omg about a guy stalking u!!! 😡😡 people are crazyyyy
Omfg the poop story out the window 😂😂😂😂 weak!!
What can I say that hasn’t been said, lol. I love you guys!
the poop conversation is so wild because i just had this conversation with my best friend and my boyfriend lol im like justin where i want that boundary unlike my man who like to have a conversation with me while hes on the toilet!
Oh, Justin! I know you have tons of security cameras & such (and obvi I don’t even know you guys), but this worries me a little! People. Are. Crazy. Just *PLEASE* be safe out there 🙏🏼
"Bless your fart". Lol. I second gettjng some night vision cameras in the yard. That's creepy.
That Chicago stalker story 🤯🤯🤯 the flat tyre is Physco!!
🤣 bahahaha! I say, bless you when someone farts! Haha😂 poop and farts with besties. I’m dying!
Is it weird if you only enjoy the smell of your husband's morning breath and no one else? 😁😁😁 This episode was hilarious AF!!! ❤
I love you guys!
Ok I love this but why did it have to end so abruptly? “It’s awesome” about the tongue scraping lol
I WONDER IF THEY KNOW THAT THE VIDEO JUST STOPPED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR PODCAST?????? SMH THEY were just talking and it ended and I was like WTF they were right in the middle of saying something and it just ended!?!?!??!?! SMH
I have learnt so much!😂
Justin has thee BEST LAUGH 💙Love Him
I died laughing about the poop and farting 😅😂oh my fucking God! Mortified! For real! I swear to God I just saw a tik tok today of the damn tp trick 😂 that's so wild that you said that! I love you guys so much!
People hate me and think im frigid because im on the same page with you guys about passing gas and waste in front if your partner. My late husband and i were 15 years and only heard him pass gas once when he was in the hospital and hooked up to IVs and eating hospital food. He was mortified 💔 when i was a teenager i went out of town with this new guy i started seeing and the forst morning i woke up and he went to the n A throom, left the door open and was talking to me. And there was a mirrored wall so he could see me in the bed and i ... could see him on the toilet. That was that. Never spoke to him again once we got home.
eww i just got goose bumps JUSTIN!
Omg thats scary, yes put up a trail cam! Love you two together! Thank you for all the laughs. 😂❤️👏🏻🇨🇦 Gurlssss you need poo-pourri spray! 💩😂. Natural oils with scents. Small bottles that are as small and pretty as a lip gloss. I bought a pack of three at Indigo and put them in my daughters Christmas stockings! They mask all the smell, you spray it in the toilet before you go! Check out the brand you won’t be sorry! The creator lives in a renovated CHURCH! Tour it on KZread! She’s amazing as is the brand!
Is definitely the possum at 3am with his binoculars 😜
Shoutout Coachella circa 2005-2011
And, I totally thought I was affectionate. But I know I had to make conscious effort to be more affectionate with my boys as they got older. “Feel the love” hugs. As for morning breath, just make out right away in the morning and it melds the morning breath, you become one. 😊 but, yes, dose of toothpaste straight to the mouth. Justin you are the best! And yeah, a cavity ,…. I call it a death tooth. 😂 I could never be with someone whom has a death tooth that they don’t take care of. I can smell it from feet away. 😆
That color is a vibe on you! 🔥
Btw I live for these podcasts
Does anyone else notice how many times Kristin touches her hair!! Not just in this video in all her videos. I wonder if it’s a nervous tick.
@lisacadorette7992
Ай бұрын
She also bounces around in her seat a lot.
Did this episode end on a random time or did that just happen to me?
I totally agree with Justin about the bathroom stuff, I don't even like saying the words. ha ew
OK, not angry and very entertaining. Actually stayed to watch the ads.
@amandachenault6373
2 ай бұрын
The ads drive me crazy!! But yeah, I watched them too.
@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ_9
2 ай бұрын
I just skip them.
Can’t you look at the security footage and see what’s happening??
So did y’all put out the trail cams? What’s happened?❤
Did this episode just abruptly end in the middle of them talking??
Honestly pooping in a new relationship is really a huge topic for women.
@amandachenault6373
2 ай бұрын
I would say I'm taking a shower and turn on the water. We had a small apartment. He finally said , " Babe, I know your going poop. It's okay. I'll step outside if it makes you feel better." Been with him for 18 years now, and he will come talk to me while I'm trying to poop. I'm like, okay cool, but can I have some time too myself. We talk about our poop a lot. Our 10 year is in on the conversation now too!! He'll be like whoa I just did a war world 1 in the toilet. Too funny
@cocogemini6623
2 ай бұрын
@@amandachenault6373 lol how funny
His shirt!! ❤
I’ve been with my bf for 8 years and we’ve never talked about poop or and do NOT fart/poop in front of eachother. It’s so unnecessary haha
Why was everyone he mentioned named Kevin 😂
😂 it’s best to fart and be in shame than hold it in and bust a vein.
😂😂 the smell thing is so true. I remember my friends brother threw a nasty fart trying to be all cool flirting with a friend and I and omg that beer fart he tried to be smooth about stuck with me forever 😂 I never saw him the same. It was fucken bad 🤣🤣
Okay.. the country artist she dated and introduced to her kids was def Morgan Wallen
JUSTIN FOR PRESIDENT
Heads up about the farting! I never would fart in front of my ex so I'd hold them in. When we would go to bed he told me I would fart during my sleep alot. Farts have to come out of your body. If your holding them in all day around your partner & then you sleep together they are gonna come out when your sleeping. Just be aware!!
Morning breath is worse than pooping for me!
People just want me for my body! 1st world problem. I wish i had that issue. 😮💨
Man I totally want to be his friend lol
Kristin, where is your top from?
What happens when you have a poop attack? Belly issues? Diarrhea? Shit happens literally!!!
Yeah tongue scraping is a game changer and also you have to brush the roof of your mouth. I heard that in BunnieXO podcast.
Wait, don’t people camp at your festivals? Like from simple tents to yurts and stuff?
I LOVE JELLY ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!!! I SAW MGK SINGING TO THAT SONG WHILE HOLDING MEGAN DANCING!!!!!!! IT WAS SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuning in for a third time to see if maybe this isn’t as angry as the previous episodes? Love Justin and I know Kristen from her time on reality TV. But why has she become so angry? Anyway, going to give it another listen
@amandachenault6373
2 ай бұрын
I missed that, only heard a handful of these. What was she mad about?
@StancyInTheCity
2 ай бұрын
@@amandachenault6373 she was just on an angry rant the last couple of episodes and it wasn’t entertaining at all, it was actually very stressful. I listen to brainless stuff like this when I go on long walks and it takes me out of my Zen when the angry rants come on. it was obviously an anomaly because this was perfectly lovely
@amandachenault6373
2 ай бұрын
That sucks! Have you ever listen to who's your daddy, I don't think that is the right name, I hope you know what I'm talking about Anyway seen a few clips, and didn't know if it was worth listening too. I'm just now getting into podcast. I am horrible at keeping up with pop culture, but some of the podcast are really entertaining. You walk and listen while I drink and watch😅 you are awesome
35:38 omg that’s so funny wow
Meta? Seriously? How much did they pay you to promote this? Ugh.
I’m soooo sad we wasted an episode with Justin talking about poop 🙄
Love you 2. Buy some poo-pourri it works.
What happened it was tongue scraping then it just ended lol noooooo come back
I miss Jay
😂😂😂