Jonas: *slices across the megalodons entire belly* Meg: Tis but a scratch

@BrohowdoIknowu69

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@megajack8692

3 жыл бұрын

fax

@konstantindombi-enescu2913

3 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

@davidduong8580

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@SleepyCinnamon

3 жыл бұрын

first eye poke Meg: TIS A FLESH WOUND!

ah yes, the only thing more powerful than 50 ft shark, jason statham

@user-di9lh6fn6y

3 жыл бұрын

Гшшшшгцйй

@shyyybe8078

3 жыл бұрын

You deserve more publicity for this extraordinary comment

@kivipujimo7266

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@zakcary.1771

3 жыл бұрын

"Im going to make this bleed"

@lasbromasdemadalin4048

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-di9lh6fn6y 00⁰000¹pqq8ri38e88f0

*Meg dies* Other sharks: “Meats back on the menu boysssss!”

@Devin3Anthologie

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, A bunch of sausage comes flying out🤭

@faridmuhammad5145

2 жыл бұрын

Great white

@imacomedian980

2 жыл бұрын

LOTR reference. I see you.

@philphilly9654

2 жыл бұрын

@@imacomedian980 finally someone got it 😂

@Devin3Anthologie

2 жыл бұрын

@@philphilly9654 I guess the sausage part was only noticed by some. If you watch where they tore into the orc you'd see what appears to be a line of linked sausages come flying out. 🤷🏾‍♀️😉

I love how the mother is like nope I’m not gonna hire a babysitter I’m gonna take her on these amazing shark missions

@bobshanery5152

Жыл бұрын

Its china She was probably over the child limit and wanted a boy for income.

@kareygladstone9750

Жыл бұрын

Daaaaaamn whoa holy cow he literally did make it bleed now that's a badass way to take down a giant megalodon shark especially a pregnant one until now what a twist.

@mhlaclase178

11 ай бұрын

😊😊😊😊🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🦈🦈🦈🦈

@Iwillgetaname_profilepiclater

5 ай бұрын

She actually never let her daughter on a Shark Mission before when they planned to capture the first Megalodon

Jason: I killed it..!!! Sharks: *_WE_* killed it.

@suzyantar9689

3 жыл бұрын

His name is actually Jonas T-T

@Nzosaba_Matenge

3 жыл бұрын

@@suzyantar9689 they just rearranged the letters in his name

@HuskVr101

3 жыл бұрын

@@suzyantar9689 OK karen but is this English school? Cause nobodys being a dumb dumb except u

@johnwhorton3111

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@unez1312

3 жыл бұрын

@@suzyantar9689 I actually used his real name because I haven't seen the movie.

How people saw Jonas: The hero! How sharks saw Jonas: thanks Mr. Ramsey

@Imf4ke_gd

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@zaan-mariloubser5935

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@androidpoint3798

3 жыл бұрын

The most funniest comment ever Oscar for funny comments

@auhsojacosta1672

3 жыл бұрын

If he doesn’t call the meg a donut. He is a fake

@lol-nc4jz

3 жыл бұрын

Uts gordon ramsay

As cheesy as this was, I will give credit the idea of swarms of different species of shark coming to feast on the Meg to finish it off after having its belly slit open was brilliant.

You gotta give the movie some credit for their megalodon design. It surprisingly looks very accurate, short snout, and more muscular than a great white. Most media just portrays it as a oversized great white shark

@Phantm_Shark

9 ай бұрын

It was theorized to be a distant cousin of the great white, but I agree with you. It definitely is one of the better shark movies when it comes to design and CGI

@LameLime2

7 ай бұрын

Ngl the shark design was epic and cute

@Theporte78

7 ай бұрын

@@Phantm_Sharknn c’est un son ancêtre quand on dit que l’es grand blanc existait en mm temps c’est plutôt enfin je pense quand le meg commençait à s’éteindre ou alors peut être des meglaodon plus petit

@TheMarch05

27 күн бұрын

i gave this movie all the credit. I like this scene a lot!

@prayasdash

16 күн бұрын

Yes but the overall behaviour the shark is kinda inaccurate. Megalodon being cold-blooded thirsty killer is not that level true. If Megalodons were really that way, then most of marine animals would've been extinct back then already. Also, a shark that big would never chase humans bcoz they ain't gonna fill their stomach with those tiny lil things.

Meg: *dies* Other sharks: we were bad but now we’re good

@gruuzol6280

4 жыл бұрын

We were***

@shipgirllover

4 жыл бұрын

The other sharks were the real heroes of the movie

@ticcitoby5233

4 жыл бұрын

Phoenix that’s what they wrote

@theabominablesnowman8433

4 жыл бұрын

Lily Watson not originally, you can see the comment was edited

@natchatantinipankul2034

4 жыл бұрын

Lol shark die by rip eye lol

Jason: cuts it open The meg: all that for a drop of blood

@theamazintaco06

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@lexrennard5796

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣🤣👍🏻

@Skeletone56

3 жыл бұрын

@ASHAR KHAN yes

@arielplays5629

3 жыл бұрын

For it That is Teeny scwatch

@The_Guys_Videos

3 жыл бұрын

@Zohare Irfan r/whoooosh

Megladon: Ah, my friends. Great White: Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy. Hammerhead: Yeah, that's what I heard. Great White and Hammerhead: Mako? *Mako laughs as the other sharks approach Megladon* Megaldon: No! Let me explain. No, you don't understand! No, I didn't mean it. No, no! I didn't... I-I was meant- I... Oh no!

@ItsCrazyKraken

Жыл бұрын

Lol nice it’s from the lion king. that’s a good quote right there.

@little_mushroom

9 ай бұрын

I loved the reference LMFAOO

@bertatafel1938

8 ай бұрын

If they made it talk, The Meg would call the other sharks 'nothing more then tiny fish mice'

"Scratching his body" Meg: *sleep* "stabbed in the eye" Meg: *Died*

@michael6485

2 жыл бұрын

the length of the spear probably would have reached the brain though, which would probably incapacitate it to some extent

@platinum223

2 жыл бұрын

Just a copy of another comment but worse

@harkaway9006

2 ай бұрын

It was still alive after that. What killed it were the sharks eating it.

@buildertherobloxian4731

Ай бұрын

@@harkaway9006Slowly Dying from the Brain hit?

@harkaway9006

Ай бұрын

@@buildertherobloxian4731 Yeah.

Gets half its body sliced in half Megaladon: What was that? Gets poked in the eye Megaladon: *dies*

@stephen19590

3 жыл бұрын

Well if it’s anything like a human it’s brain is close to his eyes

@Zoot004

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephen19590 r/woosh

@stephen19590

3 жыл бұрын

@@onatic8058 a joke has to be funny

@gaellenicolau4984

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahhahhaha

@mulluckmanuel8086

3 жыл бұрын

Oh No red hot pocket in the eyes ! Oversimplified-

Meg: *bleeds* Sharks: so anyway i started chomping

@rutherford5247

4 жыл бұрын

They eat their boss😂😂😂

@fischl4689

4 жыл бұрын

There hungry lol

@ZxlUtopiaC39

4 жыл бұрын

Venice and Jerry'z Gameplay'z the wanted a snacc

@pleaseaddamystirious2005

4 жыл бұрын

Shark: team Shark let's start chopping the big shark BOIIIIIIIIII LOL

@musaatifshah4306

4 жыл бұрын

Boss gone workers start eating it

Jonas-Slices the meg’s whole body. Meg-Stop dude it tickles. Jonas just puts a sharp stick/spear in the eye. Meg-I AM DYING.

@michael6485

2 жыл бұрын

the length of the spear probably would have reached the brain tho

@firerage9784

2 жыл бұрын

Ye and a sharks belly is so thick you would probs need a sharp lamppost to do any damage

@user-b587

3 ай бұрын

But the length of the spear would've hit its brain. Also the belly cut wasn't deep enough.

Honestly in my opinion having the worlds biggest shark get eaten up by the smaller present day sharks is so perfect. Whoever was the one who decided that this was how they’d kill the megalodon, that person deserves a raise.

"It's not about the people you lose, it's about the people you save" People you lose: Am I a joke to you?

@thorthegodofthunder9150

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that made me laugh.

@allendaniel8019

4 жыл бұрын

Atton Ross Like morebr

@scjr7

4 жыл бұрын

@@thorthegodofthunder9150 yeah

@imllem1414

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu with this: Am I joke to you? 2009:nope 2010:nope 2011:nope 2012:nope 2013:nope 2016:nope 2017:nope 2018:nope 2019:yes Well yes, but actually no. Why is this in my recommendation? KZread algorithm (Name): blah blah blah blah blah (Name): 2019

@starsalpha1046

4 жыл бұрын

Llemar so gtfo of internet already

Megalodon:Dead Other Sharks: *Its free meal estate*

@itisyourboiooofman2123

5 жыл бұрын

Whale Basket lol

@itisyourboiooofman2123

5 жыл бұрын

I want some to :(

@thegreatoutdoors5537

5 жыл бұрын

Praise jesus

@Serpent947

4 жыл бұрын

You win the comments

@hmrosho2714

4 жыл бұрын

WaSnT iT cAnIbAlIsUm tHo

Plot twist: that Meg was just the third Meg’s smaller daughter! The next one is the size of a continent and requires a full team of family racers to take down. See this on: Meg 2: Meg vs Dom! In Space!

@akikering9956

2 жыл бұрын

Cbcbbghj

@ChristianProtossDragoon

2 жыл бұрын

lol

"It's not about the people you lose... it's about the people you save." "It's not about how many times you've fallen down... it's about how many times you get back up again."

Jonas: *kills a 50 foot shark with almost no fear* Also Jonas: *scared of a hammerhead shark*

@Rompstirdg

3 жыл бұрын

hammerheads arent dangerous to human at all because they only eat small fish because there mouths arent big enough so the hammerheads that swam towrds the meg and tried to eat it thats just feer mongering

@KD--sj8eo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rompstirdg yeah it doesn’t make much sense. No chance a hammerhead is going to attack a person, you’re gonna be safe diving with hammerheads.

@retna1x363

2 жыл бұрын

@@KD--sj8eo cuz in the movie the hammer head is swimming at him possibly to take a bite

@FoxMageMagus

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the Hammerhead is basically in a frenzy with all the blood in the water. That's why they call it a feeding frenzy.

@dylanoverdaasdonk

2 жыл бұрын

Hou would pee in goud langs

jordan: *stabs sharks' eye* me: *closes eyes then checks if own eye is okay*

@jones6613

4 жыл бұрын

Copyright ZJRB jordan?

@metarcee2483

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@blu_furball

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Shathmed

@jawadrahman2063

4 жыл бұрын

Jason you idiots

@aminakitty5915

4 жыл бұрын

Zarina lol

If Jason Statham isn't badass enough, him going into a epic sea battle with a prehistoric shark is ultimate badass.

I like how they had the current day sharks finish off the Megolodon like nature restoring balance acting as a reminder that they survived while it went extinct and shouldn't be here

I just love how the sharks always go for whatever's bleeding. If something else is bleeding then they don't give a crap about you since you're technically not the weakest target. They're so polite.

@TheGreatslyfer

5 жыл бұрын

Technically you are.

@likeagrape57

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreatslyfer true, but bloods to good.

@coltedreaper8612

5 жыл бұрын

@@likeagrape57 Shark bait oo hahah

@E1N9A8N0DA

5 жыл бұрын

That's if you're not bleeding yourself, or if you're significantly away from the blood source and most importantly, not wriggling or moving too much, which is the first sign that attracts sharks and triggers their agression. Those animals aren't bloodthirsty killing machines and will only attack under precise circumstances and is why divers or locals are able to swim next to them. And most of the time when they attack humans it's by mistaking them for seals, and on some cases they even let go after grabbing humans, because human flesh isn't as tasty as a seal or a whale, or any fat animal, which is their main source of energy. If Jason Statham had stayed close to the Meg's body, or tried to flee sharks would have sensed him as a potential snack and would have crunched him. In some sense, one could say that sharks are maybe the most fair predators on the planet. They only hunt when they're hungry, they only hunt one particular type of food, and they never attack out of anger or territorial instincts. They just leave you alone and do their business.

@likeagrape57

5 жыл бұрын

@@E1N9A8N0DA yeah. They are very fair the way I see it.

That one shark that came out of Meg's mouth. "Yup, he has stomach cancer."

@aleksandarvil5718

3 жыл бұрын

@Zeckariah Bull Did You ALSO Just Assume Meg's Gender?!!?

@cs2528

3 жыл бұрын

@@aleksandarvil5718 lol

@cs2528

3 жыл бұрын

@@aleksandarvil5718 Anytime an animal is evil, feminists say its a male.

@brishtirlekha

3 жыл бұрын

@@cs2528 that wasn’t even vaguely related to this comment my man....you can't just assume the person making this comment was a woman

@cs2528

3 жыл бұрын

@@brishtirlekha What could I say instead?

I like to think all those sharks were just chilling and watching the fight go down, and the moment Jonas took that thing down all of them just went "Get 'em, boys."

@prayasdash

16 күн бұрын

As if it's a free party for them lmao "The Grand Meg party"

2:49 to 3:05 is the best I just like How when the Meg goes down the depths of the ocean the music calms with it in a peaceful way💯

Great White Shark: "On your left."

@SkidmoreTx

4 жыл бұрын

Steven M.B. I laugh so hard

@samaeldeul572

4 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂😂

@nastyk0115

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha bro that was a good one, im laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣

@ekweseman

4 жыл бұрын

Nice reference from Captain America: The Winter Soldier

@niallmorantouchesminors3408

4 жыл бұрын

@@ekweseman shut up erik

when the shark comes out of its mouth its like a little shark has been wearing a costume this whole time lmao

@datruthhurtz2306

2 жыл бұрын

@The BS Show r u blind? 2:57 dummy lol

@stephendann

2 жыл бұрын

MechaShark PilotShark (exiting mouth): Now to blend with the crowd and make my escape...

@haydenmatthew207

2 жыл бұрын

@The BS Show A shark came out of it mouth idiot

@gaz-atollahofrockandrolla7519

2 жыл бұрын

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids

@Spencerinio5

2 жыл бұрын

@UCPR37VisiwjlgNMxLKPX_AQ yeah, I think they know if you'd read the comments, idiot.

Perfect a meet and greet with the shark.

Cameraman is goated at stealth. The meg didnt pay no mind to him or go his way at all. Respect

@mhlaclase178

11 ай бұрын

🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🦈

The Meg: Thanos Jonas: "Sharks...assemble!"

@datacomic4505

3 жыл бұрын

Aquaman would be horrified of this 🙃.

@Maya-lw8jv

2 жыл бұрын

@@datacomic4505 Underrated.

Megalodon bleeds Other sharks: looks like meats back on the menu boys

@graceanne5601

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss love me some lotr references

@levijclark2582

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SleepyCinnamon

3 жыл бұрын

@04 ALFARERO JOVEN ANDREI shark meat is *still* meat.

@wendyjaehnig4439

3 жыл бұрын

This is what they call "cannibalism"

@hernawan6490

3 жыл бұрын

Haha lotr reference

I remember seeing this in theaters. Not alot of people and we were all just laughing the whole time.

@brandonharristsw7516

7 ай бұрын

I remembered seeing it in theaters too and I love it

Ah yes, his legs have enough power to break a glass that megalodon's jaws couldn't

@Majinbuu4740

Жыл бұрын

easier to break from the inside, someone didnt pay attention

@tralex3684

Жыл бұрын

@@Majinbuu4740 in this situation, not so much difference. Shark's teeth are very sharp and jaw muscles are very strong. That's just funny mistake of director of the film. Btw, I didn't pay attention to what exactly?...

@Majinbuu4740

Жыл бұрын

@@tralex3684 You didnt pay attention to the fact that its easier to break from the inside. And like u said its jaws are very strong so it broke the glass enough for the man to be able to break it. If u payed closer attention just as the man escapes the shark bit into the glass and broke it that time.

@tralex3684

Жыл бұрын

@@Majinbuu4740 how can I pay attention to something that wasn't mentioned in the video💀 Ah yes, shark made it easy enough but didn't break it... Thanks to mr Megalodon, very kind of him, real gentlemen

@shikoten7720

Жыл бұрын

Whr

Meg: *Bleeds, Sharks: It's free food

@zuherelezi4642

5 жыл бұрын

*its free real estate*

@bakedbean4208

5 жыл бұрын

Meg: *DIES* Shark at 2:56: Iᴛ’s ғʀᴇᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴇsᴛᴀᴛᴇ

@melkerrosell795

5 жыл бұрын

It’s free food for everyone

@jaredhernandez9982

4 жыл бұрын

Shark: thier human over here Other sharks: yeah but this is bigger food

@claudiutritoiu6289

4 жыл бұрын

Rip meg 2018- 2018

Ok, seeing all the sharks gang up on Megalodon has to be the most awesome thing I saw in a shark movie.

@rosiecervantes8679

5 жыл бұрын

Agree

@Mr.Safety.

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr? Like thats the best ending to a horror movie ive seen in a long time.

@WispyBlueBricksGPX

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@sunfyre3463

5 жыл бұрын

@Camyboy 10833 Ide meg did not dead until shark bite him

@MakinlyeplayzPlayz

5 жыл бұрын

They didn’t gang up on it

The way he tricked the shark by going up then down then scraping him so smoothhhhh

I know it’s because of the blood but just imagine the smaller sharks able to finally take down their Megalodon tyrant.

@maxvt7258

Жыл бұрын

There is literally a scène were the Meg killed a couple of poachers because those poachers killed small sharks! The sharks should be thankful.

@user-fg9oy3uo3h

Жыл бұрын

@@maxvt7258 There is something called “Only I am allow to do this/that”.

The other sharks are like Awwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeee Free food for everyone :D

@jamieolberding7731

5 жыл бұрын

It's a feeding frenzy!

@Kriptiqs

5 жыл бұрын

2:39 it was cute

@saberraider1787

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@user-oq6qy5ir4u

5 жыл бұрын

请问片名

@CptVein

5 жыл бұрын

''Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys.''

I like how he puts his hand right by the propeller, with no regard to the fact that it could literally shred his whole body in 2 seconds. 2:49

@jennyfisher3765

4 жыл бұрын

His arm would damage it so much that is would stop working before it reached his shoulder

@kaiserjahan3356

4 жыл бұрын

Whos the megs or the guys

@nuffelbagget9173

4 жыл бұрын

@@jennyfisher3765 uh water props are a bit stronger than air ones

@jennyfisher3765

4 жыл бұрын

Nuffel Bagget 91 oh

@arthurnascimentotubadrumme4209

4 жыл бұрын

Cannibal sharks

Bro they killed the meg so the sharks would drink blood for one part 💀

Meg: *gets killed by Jonas* The Sharks: “It’s time to eat our meal, Boys!!!”

@JasontheUnhuman

2 жыл бұрын

"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

@christianh4723

2 жыл бұрын

@@JasontheUnhuman Thanks for properly quoting the reference, you almost redeemed the OP.

@JasontheUnhuman

2 жыл бұрын

@@christianh4723 Np

Meg: *Starts bleeding* Sharks:So you are the one that ate that Whale family... Meg:No it was my broth... Sharks:Revenge!!

@susie8391

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@tyb2594

3 жыл бұрын

actually sharks are attracted to blood they didnt eat him cuz he ate the whale family cuz they wanted to eat something

@loveWisperandMonty

3 жыл бұрын

brawl stars fan pretty sure the comment was meant sarcastically, as a joke...

@justindai8401

3 жыл бұрын

brawl stars fan wow hare you ever heard of something called a joke You killjoy

@tyb2594

3 жыл бұрын

@@justindai8401 *STOP COMING FAST MY FAST MY WAY YOU BLOODY BASTARDS

Can you imagine telling this story in a bar full of fisherman sharing fishing story’s.

@chintu2432

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@jeffreyschilder7468

5 жыл бұрын

'Yeah I once fought an Megalodon' *Laughing intensifies*

@akajay6365

5 жыл бұрын

He would be like then I stabbed the great best in the eye and then the sharks came and took my kill

@antismo9998

5 жыл бұрын

Then the people at the bar will be like "r/thathappened"

@vonjt4077

5 жыл бұрын

If it was Jason Statham id believe him

This is bloody epic 👍😻👍

@AveryDraws42

9 ай бұрын

And the next thing that happened was it being eaten alive 👍👍👍

So glad Meg Griffin finally got her own movie

@anamm620

Жыл бұрын

Meg stans for Megatron ha ha robots in disguise 🥸

@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376

Жыл бұрын

@@anamm620 It be hilarious seeing Family Guy do a parody of The Meg.

Meg: dies Every shark in a 1 mile radius: **joins sever**

@epickirby1286

3 жыл бұрын

This shark be eating this dudes ship like how I eat a mint

@johnjason1251

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cyberswiper6317

2 жыл бұрын

Like when a hacker leaves a lobby

@miguelgcgamer9878

2 жыл бұрын

*server*

@Levantinerepublic3732

2 жыл бұрын

Sharks have a strong sense for blood so they must have smelt the megalodon's blood

When the megalodon jumped up the camera movement was amazing

Z CAŁEJ SCENY PODOBA MI SIĘ NAJBARDZIEJ WYCZUCIE CZASU TEJ KOBIETY W BATYSKAFIE🥰🥰🥰

*slices entire belly open* meg: dat nothing *sticks a metal spear in eye* meg: oH nO tHiS wOrtHlesS huMaN dEfeAtEd mE

@marcw6875

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I think they were implying that when he shoved the spear all the way in that it went into the brain.

@simmbuddy

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcw6875 wasn't it the other sharks that killed the meg in the end? after it falls back into the water (with the spear in its eye) it still moves...

@whiteroses7993

3 жыл бұрын

@@simmbuddy maybe it caused some serious brain damage, but the strike didn’t kill him yet?

@olzhastortpayev8053

3 жыл бұрын

@@simmbuddy it died cuz when they stay still they cant breathe

@kritixonmobile

3 жыл бұрын

bruh anyone would die if something got stabbed into their eye, and besides the cut did almost nothing because the Meg was too big, it was going to die anyways with the cut but if had more time to live like about 20 minutes or something so he had to stab in a critical part where it would die

Megalodon: This glass surrounding him is so hard to break Jason: 1 kick

@nitsuj6801

4 жыл бұрын

Afnad Alam yes it was nearly broken even when megalodon was having a bite at it several times

@pedrobury6275

4 жыл бұрын

NitSUj I mean it is Jason Statham...

@BruceLee-dp9sj

4 жыл бұрын

He can bite a blue whale and a half but can't bite a ship

@Imperfect5252

4 жыл бұрын

@@BruceLee-dp9sj he can bite water molecules

@darvox5361

4 жыл бұрын

Usually they make glass in vehicles hard to break on the outside but fragile from the inside so that people can escape.

Ooh, he gonna get the bends so badly. Nevermind, these movies never take that into account, he'll be just fine.

Jonas is a badass

I’m no marine biologist, but I feel like that first attack would have killed the Meg.

@viridian1263

3 жыл бұрын

i don’t think the cut is deep enough to cut its organs

@RayanReal

3 жыл бұрын

@@viridian1263 bro if a man opens your hole chest without slicing your organs it's still a fatal injury, you would die by blood loss

@KalashVodka175

3 жыл бұрын

@@RayanReal Yes. In minutes. Seriously people; you severely underestimate animal and even human anatomy; peoples have walked away (literally) from fatal wounds There are dudes who literally tanked dozens of bullets and still managed to shoot their rifle or even make a sprint; you think a meg would have that kind of adrenaline fueled capacities to endure as well

@ambassadorbruh1200

3 жыл бұрын

@@KalashVodka175 I agree adrenaline can make all animals perform all kinds of crazy feats but a human tanking literally DOZENS of bullets seems like quite a stretch

@Seopy

3 жыл бұрын

@@KalashVodka175 Can't walk if you lost both your legs in an accident.

plot twist: the cameraman is holding his breath for 3 minutes

@alienqueen6014

3 жыл бұрын

The camera man is a inmortal

@babitajain3235

3 жыл бұрын

Looolooool

@x0x0xxxx68

3 жыл бұрын

Camero man is tier 0+ in battle tiering system

@arielplays5629

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus! Cameraman is beast boy

@exdrago7586

3 жыл бұрын

the answer is bcoz the Camera man was a hammerhead shark the entire time waiting for food

1:45 That looked evil.

"Its not about the people we lose, its about drive." The Alternate Rock

Submarine: *hits a shark* Shark: hey, I wasn’t gonna eat him

@gavinbunting7354

3 жыл бұрын

It probably wasn’t, they usually show no interest in humans, unless they mistake them for a seal or some other kind of prey.

@MCshadr217

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavinbunting7354 Eh it depends though, sometimes in a frenzy they might chomp down on you by mistake. Remember, sharks have poor eye sight from a distance. I mean, their eyes are sharp as hell, but from a distance, well. It's like needing glasses. Hence they prefer scent and electromagnetic waves. So they still might mistake you for food. If you honestly don't struggle, they tend to let go, they really do not like the taste of human flesh. Struggle a bit or thrash a bit, they will see you as a threat and try to kill you.

@nazrirapaai

3 жыл бұрын

its a sword fish

@Colosuss

3 жыл бұрын

@@MCshadr217 i mean if any animal eats humans its a fact that the flesh we have isnt that healthy (pigs for u) sooo u know not that tasty for animald

@amyslife345

3 жыл бұрын

lol i agree!

This honestly felt like the Fast and Furious of Shark movies

@humanitarianpetoeev3163

4 жыл бұрын

Because it is

@sicawhoremanchester6821

4 жыл бұрын

It absolutely is. Makes me hate modern filmmaking just as much too

@DevinV-vz9kq

3 жыл бұрын

@@sicawhoremanchester6821 same, I'm always watching older classics, because they were actually good and cared about while filming great characters, great story, great directing, and practical effects.

@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830

3 жыл бұрын

@@sicawhoremanchester6821 I mean honestly it would be difficult to make something classic like jaws with a megalodon. Who would wanna see a giant shark eat people one by one on the beach instead of causing more chaos? If there is any shark that fits the action packed role and be good its the megalodon.

@bzell7728

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that the Meg was really good. Hopefully they don't do dumb sequels that no one likes if u know what I mean.

Jonas kills a megalodon and after that he got scared by a hammerhead

@eugeniamalonzo8752

9 ай бұрын

Is pretty funny

It’s so poetic that a tyrant shark king is finished off by a bunch of inferior Specimens

@prayasdash

16 күн бұрын

Quantity>>>>

0:28 “It’s not about the pp you lose, its about the PP you save.” -30 year old looking Tyler1

@teckniqqque

3 жыл бұрын

ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰⁱⁿᵍ

@mustafaseren105

3 жыл бұрын

fr

@Mizu-xo

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t unhear it

@omar4713

3 жыл бұрын

IM DEADD UNDERATEDDD

@vibs255

3 жыл бұрын

tyler dudeperfect?

“Im gonna make this thing bleed” Me: you could have just done that in the first place....

@lildrummerboy5673

3 жыл бұрын

Good to know I’m not the only one who comments insanely late

@katsbizarreadventure3602

3 жыл бұрын

Boringgg

@sunsetfloralls1195

3 жыл бұрын

@@katsbizarreadventure3602 mk

@sunsetfloralls1195

3 жыл бұрын

@Ella & Matteo’s World i kinda pathetic tbh but idk why people thought this was mean, i mean like i feel bad for the shark but i feel bad for the people that could die bc of it....thx for the reply tho :)

@astolfo5129

3 жыл бұрын

Well he used the blade coming out of the sub but it wasn't broken before

*The cameraman literally had to go through all that*

@mhlaclase178

11 ай бұрын

❤❤❤🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

i love how DJ just threw her into the water he was like i gotta live , little child outtta my way *yeet* and *splash*

When he is not racing cars and being a British Hitman, Deckard Shaw is killing megalodons

@Amharizz

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@The_Guys_Videos

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@aishikmukherjee8438

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. Looks normal to me

@yuuyjaaj6721

2 жыл бұрын

And when he’s not transporting stuff for crime bosses too!

@jediconnor9349

Жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment EVER!😅👏

the white shark coming out of the meg's mouth is so funny to me idk why 😭

2:57: that awkward moment when you realize the meg had a baby

@number1ducky486

9 ай бұрын

It’s baby is the Meg for the 2nd movie

All the other sharks when Meg was killed: it's lunch time, boys.

@jacksonhaslam2753

3 жыл бұрын

More like "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

@malonefamily5055

3 жыл бұрын

jackson haslam i saw this comment and thought the exact same thing

@cybercyber1799

3 жыл бұрын

Ggyygttgg cfhvxswqdteeww.

@cybercyber1799

3 жыл бұрын

@@malonefamily5055 ggyyj

@auhsojacosta1672

3 жыл бұрын

The meg might come back...

2:23 I really like this scene. Music playing over the swarm of sharks makes them look like the heroes of the scene. Really has an aspect of showing the power and majesty of these animals. I think it shows that humans are moving more towards respect for modern sharks rather than fear

@thereptile9467

2 жыл бұрын

It really does tbh. Despite the sillier moments of this movie, I gotta say that I appreciate the fact that they sneak in some shark conservation messages, like the shark finning boat scene or the line about the ones we can still save. It shows that the movie wasn't completely souless and cares about the animals of today that needs to be preserved. Even the slaying of the Meg was symbolic in a sense, a prehistoric creature put aside so we can focus on the more precious thing in the present.

@KENNYBIGBOWMAN

Жыл бұрын

2:22

@premiem0_0

Жыл бұрын

aquaman told them to get rid of it lol.

@Independencedayalien

Жыл бұрын

Jaws theme should be used

@sudokuacrobatics

10 ай бұрын

If you think humans are the monsters of the earth, think about what other creatures would do if they had our intelligence

The greatest feast for the whole shark colony!!

i feel so sry for the meg

@shovelknight14

Жыл бұрын

No I'm glad it died. I want it to suffer

2:56 Baby Meg : "Ok Mom, I'll get revenge for those hooman"

@saint2972

3 жыл бұрын

Setting up the sequel I see😭😭😂😂😂

@moongirl146

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Instinktjagd

2 жыл бұрын

you know thats one of the sharks that ate through the stomach and not a baby

@saint2972

2 жыл бұрын

@@Instinktjagd bro it was a joke, he knows that

@thienquoc5790

2 жыл бұрын

@@Instinktjagd r/woooosh IT. IS. A. JOKE.

The Meg: I'm bleeding I'm bleeding!! I'm getting eaten alive! Sharks: Shut up Meg!

@Xplainn93

4 жыл бұрын

Funny I laughed

@MrSammyD91

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xplainn93 Yeah. Knowing this movie and that Family Guy reference, I just had to do this. Lol

@thememeguy2195

4 жыл бұрын

It's like the 5th time I've seen that joke and it's still funny.

@Plan3tMist

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha Caniballism

@TheOriginalDogass

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is amazing

Man the blood and how Jonás injects a sharp thing into the megs eye

_"There was only one true thing you ever said, Meg: A shark's belly... is never full."_

@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376

Жыл бұрын

DarthWill3 Sharks growl and swim at Meg as he tries to defend himself but gets overwhelmed by his smaller shark relatives Sharks: *biting and chomping sounds bones crunching* Meg: NOOOOOOOOOO

when the guy who was dominating the server for hours has to go

@cycozen3739

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO UNDERRATED

@babymetroid6661

2 жыл бұрын

That's accurate to every multiplayer games that has servers

2:56 "My Megalodon is going down: Ejecting!"

@alonzoisme1981

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@objectepic9285

4 жыл бұрын

diamonds face it kid how was THAT funny?

@alonzoisme1981

4 жыл бұрын

@@objectepic9285 some people find things funny that others don't kid

@objectepic9285

4 жыл бұрын

@@alonzoisme1981 people get can get reported by *spam* and whatever the person does it can't be possible.

@alonzoisme1981

4 жыл бұрын

@@objectepic9285 and that matters why?

Imagine being a hungry shark and then some bald head stabs your eye

* Jonas kills a 50ft shark * Hammerhead: *...i can take em*

Meg: *dies* Sharks: Looks like meat is back on our menu boys!

@giflk487

3 жыл бұрын

Ltor ,orc reference . right. ?

@jurjank4429

3 жыл бұрын

@@giflk487 yup

@dorthelauritzen1700

3 жыл бұрын

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@Someguy_stuck_in_my_apartment

3 жыл бұрын

Dorthe Lauritzen r/ihadastroke

@calebloganeditz7120

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Jonas:not scared of a megalodon Me:but at the end he’s scared of a hammerhead

@tarant5825

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@tarant5825

4 жыл бұрын

England

@baileyb234

4 жыл бұрын

but he wasnt safe in his little ship the glass is very thick and that meg tried to get into it. it did but it didnt kill him. the hammerhead was coming for him to eat him ( obv ) but he wasnt in his ship. he could of died any second in that scene

@davidtristan3891

4 жыл бұрын

Was coming to eat him and he had no protection. Against megalodon he had protection.

@tp4359

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

This could be a scene from a Fast and Furious movie and I wouldn’t question it at this point

Super movie BRO💪🇮🇳🇳🇵

2:57 That was the Great White that was secretly controlling the Megalodon. He will return stronger and faster. Part 2 get ready...

@ChristianProtossDragoon

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@markogrozdanovic2206

5 жыл бұрын

You are awsome

@krisztinaszakacsnekorsos1242

5 жыл бұрын

I think HE ate it...BUT HOW DID DAT SHARK SURVIIIIIIIIVEEE

@zixingng1834

5 жыл бұрын

That was the baby dumbass

@alfredwinardi8394

5 жыл бұрын

Meg SON!! Oh no

THAT'S WAT YOU GET MEG FOR KILLING THE BABY WHALE

@fastair8546

4 жыл бұрын

Baby whale is a delicacy tho, yummy :)

@senfifaolineayub5237

4 жыл бұрын

@@fastair8546 Ye but I Fell bad about killing a Baby Whale

@MrSharkSaver50

4 жыл бұрын

Batsy Arkham99 no the Meg that ate the whale made the mark on the glass that was this one

@MrSharkSaver50

4 жыл бұрын

Batsy Arkham99 watch the scene after they killed the first meg Jonas and Suyin were saying that the bigger one killed the whale and left that tooth mark

0:50 For some reason, I found this scene funny when Jonas said "How'd you like that?! Bleed!" XD

Having seen a movie in years, stuck to reddit and KZread...thank goodness!!!

The fact that this movie is so over the top makes it awesome

@alonzoisme1981

5 жыл бұрын

Right

@nateriver559

5 жыл бұрын

@@alonzoisme1981 wrong

@chrisferreira4977

5 жыл бұрын

awesome.*

@samurr7178

5 жыл бұрын

@@nateriver559 right*

@samurr7178

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr the sharks eating up the meg was unexpected at all

0:32 "It's about the pee pee you save"

@NDV444

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@polyroach2281

3 жыл бұрын

sharks: our meal is massive shark thank u hooman

@joalltheway9046

2 жыл бұрын

😁😂HA!!! took me a second...

@LeviTun

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@anthonyontv1061

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I always thought pee pee was funny

Jason has no fear in that movie he’s very brave being brave is better you’ll able to win and make progress!

To this day man’s turned into Darth Vader when flying his Tie Fighter just in the ocean lol

Normal sharks: Fish are Friend's not food Megalodon: Humans are Stupid, They're Food

@touchgrass8880

4 жыл бұрын

XD XD XD

@bluekitten2138

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@holygrail9294

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why i like Meg

@walidechchafnaje9812

3 жыл бұрын

@@holygrail9294 LOL

I like how 500 sharks are like: forget the man GET THE MEG

@magicsarap5382

4 жыл бұрын

Except the hammerhead one.

@Rich___

4 жыл бұрын

They clearly see the small human in front of them but they’re like “we don’t give a fvck about you, you insignificant human! We are more interested in our dead brethren over there”

@horrifyingapple2883

4 жыл бұрын

RichGuy28 but they can’t see there blind

@girl1213

4 жыл бұрын

@@magicsarap5382 Likely saw how many sharks were on the Meg and decided he wasn't going to risk it, so he went after the next best thing. Sharks are opportunity attackers.

@spiffymiddleschooler36

Жыл бұрын

The meg is like a 500 ft slab of meat compared to the guy even if it is Jason Statham

The aim was great . The eyes 💥💥💥

Jason: practically disembowels shark Meg: Tis but a scratch

2:30 people at a breakfast buffet be like

@jasonortiz3743

4 жыл бұрын

MiCkeDEEz IKR So true

@MichelleW870

3 жыл бұрын

*_ITS NOM NOM TIME BOIS!_* - every shark that partook in the meg-a buffet.

Big shark: '*Bleeds* Smol shark: "...And I took that personally..."

@Bella_2315

3 жыл бұрын

Lols