It's such a masterpiece, most of the audience knew it would be too great for them to even comprehend, so they stayed home. 👍

@theelder4797

6 ай бұрын

And we're afraid of cooties19!!!

@timothyjudsontaylorofficia9786

6 ай бұрын

///THIS!\\\

@arbhall7572

6 ай бұрын

That and the villain is once again, complete trash but this time around for variety sake, is also now a frumpy woman with no sex appeal and RBF.

@reesemoney60

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@darkstalkerknight63

6 ай бұрын

the made over 110 million in its opening weekend which is about the same as many of the other movies.

The Marvels is metaphor for the power a single female can unlock, once enough cats are obtained.

@Roscoe_357

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@user-jp5nc8zf7m

6 ай бұрын

You can badmouth marvel, you can badmouth females, you can badmouth even single females....but the flirken are out of bounds mister!

@billviola7884

6 ай бұрын

Didn't you mean pussy?

@theelder4797

6 ай бұрын

Even more powerful than Brandon Routh Vegan powers 💪

@cheeseboytrey

6 ай бұрын

yet all that power obtained can be lost with cheap boxed wine...

It's such phenomenal movie that most people, like myself, are not feeling worthy of watch it.

@Killakay47

6 ай бұрын

Only the woke are worthy of watching such a mastercraft of a movie

@KaliU-ix2kf

6 ай бұрын

It's Mobin Time 🎉

@jout738

5 ай бұрын

@@Killakay47 Yes its very sad great movie like this one became box office failure, because the low life woke losers are the only ones worthy of watching this great movie.

@danskyl7279

5 ай бұрын

Yes indeed. Im indeed not to woman enough to see. Im not worthy. 😢

@armsofzeus

5 ай бұрын

I must be unworthy. I went to watch it, but don't remember it much. It must have been too overwhelming for me, a white male.

"she checks all the boxes like an Amazon warehouse" 😂😂 you my guy are a comedy genius

@robosing225

5 ай бұрын

he really is. the part where he said brie larsen's captain marvel is the serious one, ram-beautiful, the crying one, and the third being the body positivity one--had me in stitches.

When I saw this movie had cats I was like, "I hope it has musicals too" And it does. isn't it glorious!

@eduardoarancibia169

6 ай бұрын

And cats!

@TheSuperappelflap

6 ай бұрын

It really does a wonderful job pandering to lonely middle aged cat ladies with power fantasies who dislike men. Which is great! Cat ladies need more representation on the silver screen.

@TheSuperappelflap

6 ай бұрын

It even has a sky beam! And this time its purple!

@Katya-zj7ni

6 ай бұрын

I am a crazy cat lady but I’d drown them all for a night with Thor 😂 Joking , I’d only pretend to drown them but Thor would never find out .

@smoove8125

6 ай бұрын

Lmao im not going to see it but does it really have musicals?

I have never seen anything so Stunning and Brave since Ghostbusters 2016!!!

@dictorfeelgood

6 ай бұрын

Or Broke

@arachnabell

6 ай бұрын

Do not forget She Hulk. It is a big competitor for the title " Stunning, Brave and Broke ".

@games4us132

6 ай бұрын

Oh so Little mermaid wasn't brave and stunning enough for u 😢

@arachnabell

6 ай бұрын

It did not have enough diversity and inclusion. Not stunning enough...

@michaeljameskeating1348

6 ай бұрын

@@games4us132 I'll give the little mermaid a hard pass. At least the actress is not an insufferable twat

Not sure about The Marvels, but this review was a masterpiece of sarcasm. If sarcasm was a lost art, I believe that this KZreadr found it.

@lucaspoon4202

6 ай бұрын

Nah I'd say Critical Drinker did a better job in his video about Falcon and the Winter Soldier. There were legit ppl in the comments who liked the show thinking he was actually praising the show because of how passive-aggressively sarcastic it was

@markmckenzie5343

6 ай бұрын

It took me half the video to figure out if it was serious or not. He did a good job of just describing the movie without commenting on it.

@oliverconway6960

6 ай бұрын

And if it was a science, you would have your PhD.

@zenyattafgc

6 ай бұрын

What sarcasm? The Marvels is a triumph 😂

@willwannabe

5 ай бұрын

Indeed. This review trolls everyone and it is genius LOL

This movie doesn't just sucks. It even swallows.

@TheSuperappelflap

6 ай бұрын

to paraphrase Community: "Brie Larson is like a fun vampire. Instead of sucking blood, she just sucks"

@nerychristian

6 ай бұрын

She sucks the fun out of the movie

@hegga_nm

6 ай бұрын

If that was really the case it would get 6 out of 5 stars! 🤣

@markiangooley

6 ай бұрын

Just like those cats! Let it swallow you and spit you out later!

@raghavkhurana5821

6 ай бұрын

19 inches of venom

I'm so invested in modern Marvel, I'm just gonna wait til the crowds die down in the theaters before seeing this movie. If the single-theater doesn't at have at least 300 empty seats, I'm not sure I'd be able to enjoy this film to it's fullest.

@RyuShinkuuHadoken

6 ай бұрын

Yes, be careful too many people in those theaters may be a risk for a pandemic again.

@dictorfeelgood

6 ай бұрын

​@@tanker335I might rent it for free at my local Library this way when I return it late because I realize I have no real interest watching it and have to pay late fee it atleast goes to local community instead of #DeIAgendasDisney

@DillonBrown-mt6wt

6 ай бұрын

​@@tanker335then I'm sure it'll reach an explosive new heights of popularity.

@onlyeasydaywasyesterday

6 ай бұрын

Believe me there wasn't and won't be any crowds watching this movie

@Cake...

6 ай бұрын

You won't be waiting long.

THERE HE IS! Been anxiously awaiting a *REAL* movie critic and his review of this triumph of modern cinema.

The fact some people think this is not sarcasm shows that the woke mind virus is truly taken over. Just to funny.

@Mitchcraft.

6 ай бұрын

You have to wonder if the reason we didn't see The Woke Critic for a while was because all the people who originally didn't realize this was satire all banded together to try to cancel him by false reports of being a scammer. If i were part of the woke bubble I would feel scammed also when someone pointed out this was making fun of them and not actually believing in what they are saying in the video 😂

@SoccerNutTV

6 ай бұрын

Ikr 😂

@a.psquickview2071

6 ай бұрын

I'm just tired of the so-called woke crowds and white males acting like they're so oppressed.

@UKTunedIn

6 ай бұрын

You are lying!!!!! How could anyone..... You know what forget it.. if this film exists, anything is possible 🤦🏾‍♂️

@MADNESS084

6 ай бұрын

Show me someone who doesn’t know this is sarcasm?

I went to see the movie and ended up sleeping most of it... It was so good my brain couldn't handle it and just shut off

@anthonywindom9665

6 ай бұрын

lol🤣

@StoogesTheTwo

6 ай бұрын

@@overused6632What’s sad is defending this film in anyway.

@thealexeitube

6 ай бұрын

And they got your money, weird brag, massive L

@ErikDeMann

6 ай бұрын

LOL, I almost fell asleep during *a review* of it, true story. 🤣

@realdragon

6 ай бұрын

Most expensive nap

I'm so glad you returned to present this masterpiece

i was wondering where the woke critic disappeared. This masterpiece deserved the master critique only you can offer.

Can’t wait for the sequel. Capt Marvel will be able to do a Thanos snap w/o the gauntlet AND open her own pickle jar!

@SupremeSweat

6 ай бұрын

Literally,all female characters are "skrong and independent" more powerful than men

@kevincockburn2228

5 ай бұрын

Steady on with that second one 😂

The Marvels may not be smashing the box-office, but it is smashing The Patriarchy™.

@onlyeasydaywasyesterday

6 ай бұрын

Lol

@nerychristian

6 ай бұрын

Black girl magic!

@SoccerNutTV

6 ай бұрын

They only smashed the bin 😂

@nerychristian

6 ай бұрын

She Hulk smash!

@ItsMe-cz1pi

6 ай бұрын

It kinda looks like the patriarchy is doing the smashing😂

Is amazing how this movie can unite people!!!

@games4us132

6 ай бұрын

I've been united since Quanumania , still can't ununite myself 🥴

Carol and Monica: "We have the power to fly, shoot and absorb lasers and tank everything." Kamala: *"GUM-GUM GIANT PISTOL!"*

Finally, an honest, unironic assessment of this landmark in cinema that's destined to be a fan favorite forever.

South Park's Panderverse was a perfectly timed dagger right into DEI Disney's black heart.

@TheNefastor

6 ай бұрын

Black ? How progressive !!!

I was diagnosed with insomnia but thanks to this movie for the first time in a long time I actually had a good sleep

Finally an honest review of the movie!!!! This movie sounds so good it deserves the title of being watched at home, lights out curtains closed, no annoying people sitting next, in front, or behind me, no expensive popcorn, snacks or drinks . A privilege I must say.

@smakfu1375

6 ай бұрын

Surrounded by your cats?

@theelder4797

6 ай бұрын

While sipping a Bud Light! Surrounded by all my medically removed useless parts that prevented me from being a true vvhamens! Perfection!

@theelder4797

6 ай бұрын

​@@smakfu1375That goes without saying! Which you would know if you were TRULY woke! Imposter! Reeeee!!!

@ItsMe-cz1pi

6 ай бұрын

Throw in some earplugs and a sleep mask, and it sounds like a great watch.

@Spvrdx

4 ай бұрын

Yep and the tv off so you can sleep 😂

Sucking out the air, like space balls is pure writing genius 😂

THINK OF ALL THE LIVES THIS MOVIE WILL SAVE.

@FUh_Que_-

6 ай бұрын

It saved my life and some money by not going to see it

@grandmufftwerkin9037

6 ай бұрын

More lives than insulin and the polio vaccine combined; both invented by men, I might add. Take that Patriarchy™!

@poloshirtsamurai

6 ай бұрын

@@FUh_Que_- Goodness, you could thought of self-deleting if you saw it.

I like that the baddie is a diverse Kathleen Kennedy insert, stunning and brave.

@arachnabell

6 ай бұрын

Well as the experts would say and i quote : " put a chick in it and make her lame and gay "

@jojitelizalde6965

6 ай бұрын

Nailed it!

@a.psquickview2071

6 ай бұрын

Why do Europeans always talk about diversity? If you are going to be mad at anyone, be mad at your ancestors for not staying in Europe.

The sarcasm is strong with this one. Love it

The new defacto standard in excellence of film making. While the century is still less than a quarter completed, this exhibit is certain to garner the "Film of the 21st Century" award in 77 years.

@pigeonpoo1823

6 ай бұрын

This will undoubtedly make as much at the box office in the opening week as the combined total of the MCU films up to and including Endgame. Thank you for saving the MCU my heroins

@harrisfrankou2368

6 ай бұрын

100%

The Marvels is the perfect example of why you write characters with flaws and give them stakes. So the audience actually has to wonder if there is a chance that a story can occur. When your characters are all perfect, amazing, dont need nuffin fram no mang! and operate with the absolute certainty that nothing bad will ever happen to them....weirdly folks learn. They made a story about characters with so much certainty in them, the movies themselves are entirely pointless.

@Inzersdorf93

6 ай бұрын

Ah yes Carol is so perfect and amazing that nearly everyone in this movie hates her, either because she destroyed Kree society on Hala or because she left Earth and never returned. And Monica is so perfect and flawless that she of course doesn't hold a grudge.

@cable7152

6 ай бұрын

​@Inzersdorf93 right, and you know there are no male characters that are perfect. Arnold is always so flawed in his movies.

@gamer-px5cu

5 ай бұрын

Talking about every 80'-90' movie?

6:59 They stole the plot of spaceballs for this? Set megamaid to suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!

@elgestrazoer2833

6 ай бұрын

Such a brave move! As the creator of an overpriced rectangle brand once said: Creative people steal.

This movie is great! It has created some of the best internet content. Critical Drinker, Disparu and MauLer have helped make this movie one of the most enjoyable movies I’ll never pay to see. Now am enjoying The Woke Critic’s take.

@beloved-child

6 ай бұрын

Lol...thanks for the names. I love the woke critics sarcasm and literal win/win on woke criticism of him: if they agree, they prove their idiots, if they don't, they prove they reject their own ideology and priorities of propaganda messaging over entertainment. Eitherway, the woke critic effectively discredits woke ideology perfectly without technically even insulting it.

@gab_ale

5 ай бұрын

Pitch Meeting also dropped a video about it.

@robosing225

5 ай бұрын

@@beloved-child it's a genius take honestly. the man is sh**ing all over this crapfest of a movie, but in a way that is palatable for those that unironically enjoyed it: by only saying positive things about it with ZERO criticism; absolute perfection on the big screen. Hurray for The Woke Critic!

@Darkstar-se6wc

5 ай бұрын

@@beloved-child- Don’t forget Az over at Heel vs Babyface!

This movie deserves to be on top among classics, such as the twilight saga and fifty shades of grey in terms of dialogue. And dare I say only moon fall and son of the masks story telling are among the only movies that can compare to it. To quote a wise man, "I could describe the marvels in one word, jsudtsowgdoforgncop."

I don’t know how to explain the mental process behind the musical scenes ideation, writing debating and vetting in the production phase and how it was greenlighted as a good idea to implement, if not as massive concussive head trauma of the entire production team or indiscriminate and abundant use of drugs

@iminchinatownbaby

6 ай бұрын

I love this! and as a drug taker, this is head trauma.. don't lump us with this we are going through enough

@JohnDoe-gg6kc

6 ай бұрын

They wanted to sell some tickets in india.

@JohnS-il1dr

6 ай бұрын

Brie's bf is a K pop dude so they added the musical

My wallet, my choice, don't silence men's voice.😂😂

Finally, someone who appreciates the magnificent matriarchal medicine of The Marvels

@thewokecritic

6 ай бұрын

Thanks a lot! Much appreciated.

Where can I buy my Disney Princess Marvel tea set? It’ll go nicely with my Disney Princess Marvel life-size blow-up doll.

A true Masterpiece of storytelling,character development and payoff. One of the best and fulfilling movie going experiences since Quantumania~!

@nerychristian

6 ай бұрын

It makes The Dark Knight look like a fan film

There's more sarcasm in this video than every Steven Seagal action movie combined. Kudos.

Sucking air from a planet? That's the god dam plot to Spaceballs. Was there someone going "She's gone from suck to blow"?

Took my son to see it and I had every intention on staying awake and alert but Bree Larson makes me sleepy like thanksgiving Turkey 😭😂 I woke up and my son was sleep too. We decided to leave with about another 30 mins left on screen and we to see5 nights at Freddy’s 😂

Despite all the toxicity, one can always count on The Woke Critic to truly bring the support for minorities and women we need. Bravo, sir. Bravo!

@andrewpinkham9904

6 ай бұрын

oh come on. he cant be serious. This must be satire

@brandonabner9221

6 ай бұрын

So black panther sucked too?? Ppl act like white folks make nothing but good movies. They shit suck too.

@ReinoldFZ

6 ай бұрын

As a triple minority myself I cannot thank him/her/them enough!

How do you craft your scripts with such pure, stunning, and brave poetry? I clapped for the diversity!

Monica RAMBO - black girl powaaaaaa

Finally something honest.

@darianstarfrog

6 ай бұрын

Erhmm 😂

You forgot to mention the essential: this magnificent allegory consisting of making women understand that they are strong and independant, that they can achieve anything even without any talent, that they are always right, that their actions will never have any consequences... And that they will end up eaten by their cats.

You had me at black, female Rambo

@arachk

6 ай бұрын

Absolute Genius 😂🤣

@andrewpinkham9904

6 ай бұрын

Her over weight doughy fists are almost as terrifying as the prospect of seeing her scantily clad

@eduardoarancibia169

6 ай бұрын

Pure genius.

Sarcasm is truly a lost art form. Well done. Probably completely stumped the YT algorithm as well.

@MADNESS084

6 ай бұрын

Exactly what I said, made the algorithm his bitch

I love how many cats there are in the movie! And the whole film reminds me of Cats.

Fantastic edge of my seat rollercoaster! The villain gave me nightmares but my Marvels shero blankie kept me safe and sound!

When Mother Gaia needed him the most, the Critic returned. Let us rejoice as The Marvels become the most herstoric movie in the history of womankind. Amen and Abirthingperson.

This movie is such a bomb you'd think Rachel Zegler was starring in it.

I have no words. So glad you do.

Wonderful, you're getting better with every video. That was hilarious! On a technical note, the use of rhyme and alliteration works marvels (ha). If you want to further your writing style, I'd recommend the works of GK Chesterton, especially his short essays in Orthodoxy and Heresy. They're over 120 years old, so you should be able to get them for free, and they contain some of the wittiest writing you'll ever encounter. He isn't quite a satirist (Jonathan Swift is good for that) but Chesterton's command of the English language is nothing short of art.

@Hereford1642

5 ай бұрын

Are you absolutely sure that he has no links to slavery though?

@ryankoroll5421

5 ай бұрын

@@Hereford1642 Slavery was outlawed long before his time. Not sure how he could. Either way, you cannot discredit or disregard figures based on the moral standards of today, that's presentism, and it is destroying what little knowledge we still have left of history. Instead of focusing on the good parts of the past, the parts we ought to keep, history is being thrown under the bus of political correctness, and as a society we suffer immeasurably.

They make movie for a certain demographic and then blame all others for its failure since they didn't see a movie not made for them. The amount of stupidity and entitlement is mind boggling

@user-wm5re7fn2v

5 ай бұрын

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them.

Surely this is more entertaining than the movie

The sarcasm is OFF THE CHARTS!! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I didnt see it but i thought those who went to see it were stunning and brave

I aspire to wokeness so I may truly appreciate this masterpiece. Sadly I fall too far short of woke perfection, and not worthy to drop my money on this film.

Planet Tampax, LMFAO

I was so afraid of crying over the sheer pageantry and beauty of this movie that I stayed home and cancelled my Disney+ subscription.

You are the ultimate critic of the best entertainment that has ever been produced!

@m.p.7075

6 ай бұрын

I'm trying to work out if this is a huge insult or not 😂😂.

Finally, the review I was waiting for🔥

Almost as perfect as his Rings of Power review! And the 80s X Men theme reminds me how cool superheroes used to be lol

The Marvel's is hands down the best movie I will never see. I am awed by it's brilliance and know my money is not valuable enough to be spent on it. Thank You Disney. Full Speed Ahead.

We can all see where this is going. The formation of an all female grrrrl powered Avengers that team up to fight their arch-nemesis The Patriarchy.

Finally a honest and progressive review.

@roboninja3194

6 ай бұрын

I truly hope your comment is sarcasm. Because the review is.

Brie Larson - "I do not need a 40-year-old white dude to tell me what didn't work for him about A Wrinkle in Time. It wasn't made for him." Well guess what Brie, they won't bother you by even watching anything you're in. Why aren't it's target audience supporting it?

As the freak I am - I actually know the song at 2:31 is from "A beautiful mind", and is called "A Kaleidoscope of Mathematics" by James Horner. Figured I'd share it for that one guy who is gonna be interested.

@darianstarfrog

6 ай бұрын

Behold!, I am that one! 😂😊

@ChristianSandviknes

6 ай бұрын

You have justified my existence!@@darianstarfrog

It really is a film that is shown at cinemas in 2023.

All that toxic masculinity coming out of the Hulk definitely had to go

Monika Rambo 😂

The Marvels is marvellous. That's why the movie broke a lot of records.

My first time seeing a video from this guy & the lvl of narration is top tier lmao. Immediate sub

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Oppenheimer who? This is easily my new favorite film of the year. Brie Larson will be getting her second best actress nod and win for sure

@paddylofoss

6 ай бұрын

Both movies dealt with bombs, but one just wiped out cities in Japan, the other bombed all over the world.

And when the world needed him most… he returned

There is absolutely NO reason that ur not @ 1mil. subs. High quality videos and extremely funny. Thank you very much for all your efforts!!!

I was just thinking why would KZread recommend anyone who liked the marvels to me . Had to be sure . Glad I did . Excellent review

A true Masterpiece bomb. I'm so proud with Disney.

They are so open-minded that their brains fell out🤣🤣.

I just found this channel. The titles alone for some reason have me in tears. Just 5 stars of every terrible show and movie. Subbed.

A musical without the name Cats but still has hundreds of cats is the only movie to watch. I am sure this movie will return musicals to the mainstream and create a new viewing success for hundreds of fans. Those hundreds of fans will be anxiously awaiting the next Disney mega hundred million dollar blockbuster equating to a million dollars spent per each fan. This is truly breathtaking as Disney and Marvel ensure capitalism is on its way out as the ROI will be negative to the nth degree. Profits do not matter for a corporation as huge as Disney and is allowing Disney to shrink its size by a mega percent with each DEI success.

Fun fact: "kamala" means "horrible" in Finnish.

@nerychristian

6 ай бұрын

It also sounds like "Cum a lot" in English

Laughed so hard with this. Such a masterpiece take on this "interesting" movie. Your the best.

@DMac-uk7mc

6 ай бұрын

You're

The sarcasm was painfully funny - we need more videos like this!

The best channel on YT, every line is brilliant.

nobody liked marvel lets make 3 of them

That was beautiful, I almost cried. The Woke Critic, you are the best to praise this cinematic masterpiece, no other could give justice to this milestone of female empowerment. Men are obsolete at last. 🙏

@robosing225

5 ай бұрын

as a man, i can confirm we are obsolete and boy is it grand to be useless in every modern person's eyes; what a privilege of despondency it truly is.

This happened, then this happened and then this happened. The end.

I marvel at how marvelous your review of Marvel's The Marvels is. Surely Marvel's The Marvels knows just how many marvel at the marvelous Marvels brought to you by Marvel.

As a crazy trans-catlady I am very grateful for the army cat scene! TRULY THE CAT MOMENT OF ALL TIME!!

@MADNESS084

6 ай бұрын

Finally our fluffy felines are getting the recognition they deserve!!!!

The writers of Saturday Night Live need to be locked in a room and forced the watch every video the Woke Critic has made. It's the best way I can think of to show them how bad they are at their chosen careers.

If all would dance and sing no one would make war anymore.

The sarcasm in this vid is epic. Bravo 👏🏾

So much truth.

🥇

If the Ancient One had ever encouraged Dr. Strange by saying "white boy magic", we'd never hear the end of it.

The Sheros we deserve.

Sublime satire! 😂

The Marvel's will be the best, most brave, movie of all time until X-they.

Finally, an autuer who saw the Joss Whedon Hush episode from Buffy where the cast only can communicate through song and dance to expand it into an entire full length motion picture. What scope, what vision, what out and out rip off artists, I mean, a way to pay ultimate homage! Author! Encore! Bravo!

@psychedashell

6 ай бұрын

Of course! You're right, it must be a homage! So selfless and non-profit it has to be a tribute!

The thing more phenomenal of The MARVELS is the fact that your channel is phenomenally underrated.