My favourite part was when Ariel made Prince Harry come to terms with his privilege, and the movie concluded with him donating his castle to BLM.

@bulkzkk5925

Жыл бұрын

Definitely. But when Harry Spotter cracked the 230 kg deadlift that was splendid too

@watchmanschannelofdespair

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I too supported this woke fairy tale ending!

@jpbernier4196

Жыл бұрын

It's Prince Eric

@ridgydidgem8164

Жыл бұрын

Lol truly amazing

@boomstickman71

Жыл бұрын

you could have stopped after "come".

I’m surprised they didn’t change Ursula’s backstory to explain that she only turned to evil because the King wronged her in the past with his male privilege.

@mroldnewbie

Жыл бұрын

Possible prequel?

@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442

Жыл бұрын

then she becomes a fashion designer

@superdave8248

Жыл бұрын

You mean he didn't? I assumed already this was the case. LOL

@nonmetateams4278

Жыл бұрын

@@superdave8248 Same!

@majorgear1021

Жыл бұрын

The Patriarchy will return in the sequel.

5:02 "...Eric is adopted..." Right, because royal lineage and succession works that way. Makes you wonder why Henry VIII didn't just adopt himself a royal heir....

@lulukulu5489

Жыл бұрын

So thats why he looks like a Spare 😂

@KDA_in_yah_area

11 ай бұрын

​@@lulukulu5489 oversimplified reference?

I was spellbound when Ariel and Cleopatra yelled "Wakanda forever!" right before they defeated the colonial patriarchy, and became Women Kings.

@watchmanschannelofdespair

Жыл бұрын

Hear! Hear!

@lonestarindie

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Fluoride_Jones

Жыл бұрын

+Grand Muff Twerkin I broke into tears when Flounder declared, "evil dies tonight!"

@Darth_Lex

Жыл бұрын

Then the two of them took over the slave trade, and declared the Dehomey Tribe, New Wokeanda

@Sairah.Schmitz

Жыл бұрын

You forgot Galadriel who was punishing mermen because they were weak 💅

Damn man King Triton is a player! He's got like 7 mistresses of every race! What a boss!

@levinethe777

Жыл бұрын

Patriarchy win again

@Vonnie777

Жыл бұрын

Player from the Himalayas 😂❤

@TrueAmerican274

Жыл бұрын

Yet to the Woke this is OK, Go KING

@jmwoods190

Жыл бұрын

*The sea is always right*

@zoebaggins90

Жыл бұрын

​@@jmwoods190 😂😂😂😂

"Searching the seven seas for diverse mermaids to mer-mate with". 😂😂😂😂 That got me. 😁😁😁

@robosing225

Жыл бұрын

Mine was "She has the emotional range... of arranged furniture." His delivery makes it better.

@opalo4113

10 ай бұрын

The rules of swaps are really easy: 1) Any male role can be swapped to female. Female roles cannot be swapped to male, unless it's part of an overall swap (such as Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters 2016). 2) Any white character can be swapped to any other ethnicity. No other ethnicity can be swapped to white. Also, once a character is swapped from white, that character can never be white ever again. 3) Diverse means not-white. It's okay to have all characters be any other ethnicity, but an all-white cast is not allowed.

The Chinese felt so inspired by this film that they didn't even go to the theaters to watch this wonderful masterpiece. They didn't need to be convinced. They knew it was absolute perfection!

@mrx-od3ji

Жыл бұрын

china knows its a flop and its the worst movie ever its not a remake its a cheap knockoff.

@LionofthetribeofJudah650

Жыл бұрын

@@mrx-od3ji Lol thats why its already in the top 5 and its only been out for a week or so. At this rate can we say little mermaid 2

@mrx-od3ji

Жыл бұрын

@@LionofthetribeofJudah650 Its not the little mermaid its a cheap $50 cent knockoff.

@LionofthetribeofJudah650

Жыл бұрын

@@mrx-od3ji Might be a knock off but its a huge blockbuster hit for a knock off. Numbers don’t lie and this movie is cleaning up with all the beautiful dark melanated kids who now know they also can be a mermaid. This movie is already the fifth top grossing Disney movie and its only been out a week. Don’t you people get tired of losing? First you got all fragile about the black panther and that made over a billion dollars. Then you got fragile about the little mermaid and Cleopatra and they are both hits.

@validenough

Жыл бұрын

​@@LionofthetribeofJudah650 Whatever makes you sleep at night bro.

“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made”

@preciliabuya5456

Жыл бұрын

Deep

@dayannayanez1933

Жыл бұрын

wow what a legend!

@alieganhouse2442

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m TOLKIEN about!!!!!!!

@axelhopfinger533

Жыл бұрын

Same applies to creatively bankrupt corporations. No intentional evil required.

@Bacteriophagebs

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that Tolkien, the linguist, didn't say that, since "ruin good forces have invented or made" is nonsense.

My favorite part was when Sebastian sang, "La-la-la-la don't be shy. You know you've got to try and ask permission to hold the girls hand. Then if accepted ask if you can touch her face. Once agreed upon and the contract signed you may go ahead and kiss the girl." Such a romantic song!

@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442

Жыл бұрын

she won't say a word and she won't say a word until you hand over your white male privilege and say yas kween

@bryan81584

Жыл бұрын

I love how the writers ignored all the context of that scene to try to shove a message of "teaching boys to verbally ask for consent" instead of reading body language with a girl that cannot speak and can only give nonverbal signs.

@theelder4797

Жыл бұрын

And the final lyrics: "And don't forget she can revoke consent anytime if you kiss da girl!"

@Grasslander

Жыл бұрын

Yes - when feminists get what they want thanks to the media control, they'll demand things that have no basis in reality. Including, "if the man didn't ask permission then it's rahpe!" In reality there is seduction, and women want to be seduced. The instinct, if it has to be explained, is for women to get a man stronger than themselves who they can rely on, and a man who doesn't have determination and drive doesn't exactly signal strength. Girls I have been with love the seduction and then more in that direction, which I will leave out of the KZread comment section.

@shamkand

Жыл бұрын

@@bryan81584 If the wanted to be modern and realistic the should have started to throw some sign language :)) The disabled people have no representation...

Sebastian in this movie sounds like someone recorded a random disney karaoke night.

@misslady2639

Жыл бұрын

He sounds like someone who works for like 14 hours per day

I clapped like a lobotimized seal when Ariel turned to the senator and said, "You have to do better!"

@Jojosworld000

Жыл бұрын

I cried in theater, and the fact she’s black makes me cry. They should of added more black characters, maybe make a Norse documentary with the history told as black.

@Seomus

Жыл бұрын

@@Jojosworld000 Yes. I mean, everyone knows that Vikings appropriated dreadlocks. We wuz Vikangs would be a big hit. Like Netflix's Cleopatra!

@coltonwilkie241

Жыл бұрын

@@Seomus Get Ubisoft to make it too since they seem to think Vikings also had super powers too

@bobababy6089

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Jojosworld000

11 ай бұрын

@@Elfpoet Understandable, When Anne Frank said "Wakanda Forever" the theater screamed

Its kinda romantic that the animated film that saved Disney and now the live action version is killing Disney. Truly romantic.

@zmajodnocaja5088

Жыл бұрын

it's not klling disney

@monas

11 ай бұрын

How is it killing Disney? The movie is actually very good. But you won't even if it a chance because the girl skin colour

@UnknownHuman94

11 ай бұрын

@monas it's hilarious when people go straight to Halle's skin color, being the reason that someone didn't like the movie. I have no problem with an African, Asian, Hispanic, or Caucasian mermaid. What matters to me is acting, how the cgi looks, music, and story. They acting in the film was awful, the cgi was too much, Halle definitely had the vocals, but Eric's and skuttles songs were unnecessary. I love Daveed, but he dropped the ball with Sebastien. They added unnecessary plot that weren't needed. Nice try with the bait though.

@UnknownHuman94

11 ай бұрын

@monas your original comment said that 'I wouldn't give the movie a chance because of her skin color' which meant you assumed from my comment that i was just some colorist that hated the New live action adaptation because she was black. an know your bringing up that you are far right? Like i care about your political views🤣 this is a movie that I didn't care for.

@monas

11 ай бұрын

@@UnknownHuman94 Once again you are acting naive. You are fake asf. Just look at the comments, majority of people are being racist towards halle. And the fact that you are denying that shows that you are out of touch or a liar. And I think you are a liar, pretending to not be aware of what's going on. I'm not talking about colourism, I'm speaking about racism. Even if you don't have an issue with her skin colour, many other people do and you acting like that's not a fact. As if people like me are just throwing that out there for no reason. Why is this remake getting so much backlash more than other remakes? You still haven't answered. There were plenty other remakes which were terrible or mediocre etc yet didn't get this kinda backlash. Go on, act like you've been living under a rock again. I'll wait. Lmao Go ahead and tell me it has nothing to do with who they choose the cast. You are a liar from the pits of hell and the truth ain't in you😂

We live in the greatest of woke times where writers are no longer required to know what they're doing.

@veeclash4157

Жыл бұрын

We live in a world where a writer's strike improves the quality of content because no sucky products are being released to degrade our brain cells any further!

@superdave8248

Жыл бұрын

I got to disagree. The writers either by choice or by contract are given a checklist of things to include in the script, and they include it. Even when it obviously is at the detriment of the story telling. If you ever wonder why the writer's guild is striking, it is because when you have a list for an agenda you want in a film or TV project and you feed this information to an AI, the AI can generate a script just as bad as the writers themselves. In short, when you take the creativism out of the process you get generic mush of a storyline and the writers find themselves out of work.

@WHITESWAN_SWANLY

Жыл бұрын

My songs are better than halle

@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289

Жыл бұрын

Knowing what your doing is wight supremmacismsmsm

@zmajodnocaja5088

Жыл бұрын

it's antiwhite. not woke. until whites abandon the suicidal idea of sharing space with nonwhites, they will continue on the path to total ann1hilation. there will be no white people in groups larger than what you find on an indian reservation a few decades from now.

This movie is singlehandedly abolishing the stereotype that black people cant swim. So brave!

@zamar2158

Жыл бұрын

But she is mulatto. The non black gene allows her to swim.

@LoneSilverW0lf

Жыл бұрын

Funny thing though, the actress herself actually can’t swim! God forbid actors actually learn new things for their roles.

@witchplease9695

Жыл бұрын

@@zamar2158 She isn’t mixed at all, both her parents are Black. Racism fail once again.

@Darth_Lex

Жыл бұрын

​@LoneSilverW0lf I was going to say that, too. She didn't want to learn how to swim, even though, Disney was going to teach her.

@slyjester3315

Жыл бұрын

Halle Bailey's eyes are swimming away from each other

A brave choice to cast a black version of Sid from Ice Age as Ariel.

@1922BluePhoenix

Жыл бұрын

hehehe

@1922BluePhoenix

Жыл бұрын

@@laviebelle7239 Sid the squid 😆..most people on social media disagree with you ..she look like Sid

@1922BluePhoenix

Жыл бұрын

@@laviebelle7239 sure 👍

@Narconecrotix

Жыл бұрын

​@@laviebelle7239 yeah buddy I'm sure that if you write that she's beautiful and unique enough you'll surely believe it eventually :P

@Narconecrotix

11 ай бұрын

@@laviebelle7239 I mean it's 2023 to each their own, if you're into women who look like they're Sid, who am I to judge

My favorite part is when Eric tells Ariel “I love you” and Ariel cooly replies “I know” before Sebastian is frozen in carbonite.

When the Prince says, “you're gonna need a bigger boat”, give me chills..

@jamesvanitas

11 ай бұрын

“LIKE A DOLL’S EYES CHIEF……”

I cannot believe the people saying this movie "isn't great but it isn't THAT bad" because it is. It most certainly is THAT bad. Do not give Disney even a little bit of praise because Disney will take that as a sign to keep doing these.

@Doutsoldome

Жыл бұрын

Nah. They have zero interest in the audience response. They will keep making this kind of crap because of the ESG score scam.

@Doutsoldome

Жыл бұрын

@@rosssilver * Fingers crossed! *

@jaydel3

Жыл бұрын

Disney is a company that makes profits. It will do what it does to make money and so far all these remakes have made them billions despite the anti-diversity, racially obsessed crowd. This happened with Aladdin too and Avatar 2. Even Ms Marvel. So obsessed with belittling things that promote inclusion and diversity and using woke as a pejorative. It boggles the mind.

@harambeepstein8009

Жыл бұрын

@@jaydel3 huh

@Doutsoldome

Жыл бұрын

@@jaydel3 The "racially obsessed crowd" is the woke crowd, if you haven't noticed. They appear to not have space in their minds for anything else. The word is used as a pejorative because it is an intrinsecally divisive ideology that is guaranteed to to lead to bad results anywhere it is applied. The billions Disney made following this route is half or less of what it could have made otherwise. And the main reason that they insist in taking this route is because they are forced to do so in order to ensure financial support to produce the movies (the ESG scam I referred to).

If Walt Disney got revived today he would plant bombs at the Disney headquarters

@lonestarindie

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@coltonwilkie241

Жыл бұрын

If only he was still alive.

@Melnokina.-.

Жыл бұрын

He loved the little moustache man so what do you think

@tinewordsmith126

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jhwhthemerciful

2 ай бұрын

Wasn't Walt Disney a Nazi fan? Like our beloved Ford

My favorite part was when little mermaid convinced the Prince to pay her reparations

@monas

Жыл бұрын

I think you americans are super privileged and have no problem in the world. Just imagine if my life was so easy, that the most important thing in my life is worrying a about a mermaid movie as a grown adult.

@quitestiger2818

11 ай бұрын

@@monas u sound like american to me

@monas

11 ай бұрын

@@quitestiger2818 How can someone sound american when you never seen me nor heard me. I'm not american. I know it hurt your soul to know a blk woman is the one who played Ariel. But you are gonna have to COPE and get a life you miserable old man. Getting all bent out of shape over a children's movie.

@Nononsch

11 ай бұрын

@@monas that's the most ridiculous thing to say. Movies and entertainment in general were supposed to be an escape from the shitty reality we live in. But hey now we have "modern audiences" :D I never encountered one in reality but I suppose Hollywood knows better

@monas

11 ай бұрын

@@Nononsch So the only way you can escape from reality is if they make the mermaid skin white? 😂You people sick my stomach

"in 1989 one would take Sebastian for a pint!" 🦀🍺 best line ever!! 😆

My favorite part was when Ariel met her mother, Galadriel and the 2 swam into the 7th Death Star destroying the Empire once and for all.

@Didymus20X6

Жыл бұрын

What about the part where they teamed up with Jennifer Lawrence and punched The Patriarchy in the junk while yelling, "THE FORCE IS FEMALE!"?

@rgerber

Жыл бұрын

@@Didymus20X6 Thats no power for BOYS

If this Ariel had been infatuated with a Princess Erica, there definitely would've been a wedding at the end.

The little mermaid is currently slaying so hard at the box office , a new step forward for Rob Marshall hackwor- I MEAN DIVERSITY 🥺✨💅

@superdave8248

Жыл бұрын

On a side note, I was curious how many showings my local theater was doing since the run time is so long. My god, you would think the only movie they were showing this weekend was the little mermaid. They are pushing this movie hard. I get that they probably do this with every new release, but when the average sit time (previews, advertisements, and the movie itself) is going to push over 2.5 hours, having so many showings just seems a bit insane. This weekend is going to tell the tell. If this movie doesn't do at least 125 million domestic, that same theater listed above is likely to have maybe three showings a day. If it does well (which would surprise me) probably twice that.

@matthewmosier8439

Жыл бұрын

​​​​@@superdave8248 My guess is Disney is seeing a lot of the 'Little Mermaid 2023', this weekend... The audience is likely to drop drastically by tomorrow. That's because people who are excited for this film are a fraction of the population and, respectfully, likely build their personality around their color, so seeing the film will be a priority, hence seeing it yesterday or today. After that it will be like a modern Marvel film and ticket sails drop off drastically.

@rgerber

Жыл бұрын

Robert Zemeckis? I'm a huge fan of his movies but why here?

@jamescarr1265

Жыл бұрын

@@rgerber ROB MARSHALL I MEAN FUCK

@jamescarr1265

Жыл бұрын

@@superdave8248 even if it succeeds at the box office it will still be shit i saw it today it’s pretty bad

The Little Tokenmaid is the finest wokiest, diversitiest, wokie movie to have spearheaded the equality of diversity.

@lonestarindie

Жыл бұрын

🎯🎯🎯

@Letheanscheme

Жыл бұрын

Little Tarmaid. Too far?

@rgerber

Жыл бұрын

Chewbacca the Wokey

@sigvif

Жыл бұрын

​@@LetheanschemeRacist much?

@aaironparker2837

Жыл бұрын

So was Brandy as Cinderella. Guess everyone forgot

I'm always sorry for the actors. They are young, energetic, motivated and get an offer for the main role in a Disney movie. And they will be forever remembered as...this.

@alesksander

Жыл бұрын

☠

@juniperlabor3489

Жыл бұрын

So true. Sad.

@9tailjeza

Жыл бұрын

Not haile berry though, she’s as race obsessed as the rest of disney. This is exactly what she deserves to be known for

@Mediados

Жыл бұрын

@@9tailjeza I'd like to limit it to Disney leadership. I am sure most people working at Disney don't share that sentiment, but the people in charge do.

@alesksander

Жыл бұрын

@@Mediados Yep sadly. Even some top execs cant agree with it but i guess they just wanna job and secure place at top. Favro is most disappointing one i guess..

When Lil' Mermaid started singing "WAP" with Cardi B, I finally understood the lyrics of that song. Cinematic gold! 🧜‍♀️

@monas

Жыл бұрын

Is that suppose to be funny? Because it's not

@furnoprime9439

11 ай бұрын

@@monas I dunno chief, that be some comedy platinum right there. Perhaps Disney should take notes while they dig up and pop open the casket of Toy Story again

@monas

11 ай бұрын

@@furnoprime9439 ?

@daviddrabick9018

10 ай бұрын

Exactly, what could better prove a modern woman's dignity and self-respect than her proudly gurgling about her gonads?

“Diverse mermaids to mer-mate with…” brilliant 😂

That girls eyes are on a long distance relationship..

@monas

Жыл бұрын

That's your picture yet you have the nerve to be talking about Halle's looks? Halle is gorgeous

@Brimannn1

11 ай бұрын

@@monas Whatever that’s supposed to mean 😂

@monas

11 ай бұрын

@@Brimannn1 Just imagine being a grown man upset over the little mermaid. Get a life and cope.

@thecensoredmuscle563

3 ай бұрын

​@@monas lol you sure get triggered easy.

@monas

3 ай бұрын

@@thecensoredmuscle563 So are you, getting upset over a movie.

When I tell people that TLM is a dark movie, they think I mean that it has dark subject matter. No. It's really dark. I can't see what is going on in the movie

To paraphrase Dickens, "It was the F-aroundest of times, and it was the find-outest of times." Those actors aren't actors. They're spokemodels for the corporate ideology of DEI and ESG scores.

I'm gonna be honest, I've got such black people fatigue. If only Hollywood could figure out not everywhere looks like Chicago.

@CineMasterDamian

Жыл бұрын

You're joking right?

@Senumunu

Жыл бұрын

it will. soon enough.

@malekiththeeternityking5433

Жыл бұрын

@@CineMasterDamian Nope, I got tired after the fiery but mostly peaceful protests. If any other race does that it's the end of the world, but in America it's all about black people worship.

@bubdubs5294

Жыл бұрын

Just wait for the China release lol

@unfiltered8407

Жыл бұрын

Wow-way show your racism. Really dude. 🙃 Black people fatigue. White people take up like 80% of the screen time in Hollywood and you’re getting ugly online because of a singing fish girl.💀☠️

"The remake to END all remakes!" Literally and figuratively. 😂

Her eyes being so far apart does make her aquatic character a tad more believable.

@lonestarindie

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@moonlightj0y

Жыл бұрын

She still pretty. Y'all are just mad for no reason.

@user-kk5pq9ue8c

Жыл бұрын

A toad* more believable

@deeplyasleep4445

Жыл бұрын

Her eyes are wide apart but I think it's cute. She looks like a Squirtle (not sure if a girl would take that as a compliment tho 😆)

@anabelandralph5418

Жыл бұрын

​@@moonlightj0ylol she was given the roll specifically for being black wake up bro

The footage shown her actually makes me shiver. It's not just fun bashing Hollywood anymore. It's actually terrifying. The demise of taste and creativity

That "Scuttle-butt" rap could be weaponized.

My favorite part is when I didn't even go see this movie 😅

@watchmanschannelofdespair

11 ай бұрын

Lol

@Mannwhich

11 ай бұрын

lol what movie?

@gOat_GrandMa

11 ай бұрын

Remakes Don't exist, you're good.

@trusttheprocesstarot1554

11 ай бұрын

My favorite part is who cares if you didn't go see it, black Ariel already made her money.😊

I still cant get over how NOBODY will defend or like the Scuttlebutt song.

@aanda3284

Жыл бұрын

They're butt hurt?

@TheWaterdog6

Жыл бұрын

@@aanda3284 They keep saying "Its not that bad" but also don't disagree it isn't good. They are defending this movie with empty compliments.

I am sure the MODERN audience will love it. All thousand of them... How expensive was it to make again and how much do they have to make?

I can’t wait to pick up some Bud Lite and this movie on sale at target!

I'm so proud that Ariel has finally been fixed to be the strong independent Fish/Her that she was always meant to be. This is a victory for D.I.E.(Diversity Inclusion and Equity) and path to a great future. Awomen.

@ce9916

Жыл бұрын

You checked so many boxes in three sentences 😂

@mosiarmstrong

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 my favorite part was the 'awomen.' Genius.

@ce9916

Жыл бұрын

@@mosiarmstrong you laugh, but some dumbass actually said it was patriarchy to say "amen"

@MOSP14

Жыл бұрын

Hi, I’m a disney contractor, we have a job for you 😂

@monas

Жыл бұрын

You guys do know, you don't have to go and watch the movie right?

My favorite part is when Ariel spartan kicked Eric off the Black Pearl and married Mr. Krab

Little mermaid has always been a trans allegory about a gay fish who identified as a strong, beautiful black queen. I'm just sad they didn't give the role to lizzo, I guess fat phobia and biggotry is still ruling Hollywood 🥺

@releasethealbum6190

Жыл бұрын

Honestly Disney should give roles to qualified people lol.. Idk about lizzo though

@XtremiTeez

Жыл бұрын

So, she likes to put fish sticks in her mouth.

@Zhembi

11 ай бұрын

Might as well have made EVERYONE black and made Lizzo Ursula 😂 and the prince Somme lightskin dude

They could have added a whale…Lizzo was available.

@tinewordsmith126

Жыл бұрын

Omfg😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The Little Mermaid is in reality Ariel's quest to get forked. Onlyfans inbound; feminism unlocked.

They actually offered two new things: 1. I never thought I'd live to see a mermaid drowning in her own failure. 2. This film gives the possibility of taking off your pants at theatre, cuz they're all empty!

Im glad someone is able to recognize how STUNNING and, may I say, BRAVE this twisted reimagination of The Little Mermaid is. The twist being that it elevates women, of course!

@shamkand

Жыл бұрын

Not women, black women that are all warrior Queens! Black Warrior Queens Fish!!! They are not the same, little black girls can't feel a connection with other skin colored women.

@colorin81colorado

Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad that in my life God has blessed me with real women full of love, courage, inteligence, beauty and talent! So different from what Disney and Hollywood dished out up to this day!

@axelhopfinger533

Жыл бұрын

But therefore it's ESG score is off the charts and that's all that really matters.

@flman1478

Жыл бұрын

I want buckwheat to be white!!!!

I never knew a mermaid could twerk for one thing. And the scene where Arial refused to eat Sebastian because she’s vegan was tear jerking. 😢

@koa1663

Жыл бұрын

lol stop the cap

@monas

Жыл бұрын

You guys are mad because you didn't see a little generic white mermaid princess. Cope😂

@lukayaroslav9914

11 ай бұрын

​@@monas Playing the race card as usual

@lukayaroslav9914

11 ай бұрын

​@@monas Also, by calling white people generic, you are being racist towards them.

@monas

11 ай бұрын

@@lukayaroslav9914 I know it crushes your soul to not see a white girl playing Ariel. But none you can do about it but get a life and COPE. And realize that the world doesn't revolve around you. 🙃😌 Lol

When little mermaid said to woman king and Wendy "what are we some sort of Mary sue squad?" I literally gasped..

I love the part when Ariel is riding upon a dragon in the sky, then proclaims, “So now we're flying we're free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness Our quest carries on” It gave me goosebumps

The Little Merperson is truly one of the films of all time!

I'm so scared to be called racist by Disney that im taking every white person i know to see this.

@James_Bee

Жыл бұрын

What if they hate it? Disney will just call you racist by proxy!

@cashewnuttel9054

Жыл бұрын

What if they refused to watch it? You'll force them? That's slavery! And slavery, and colonization, is the reason why Western nations must now adopt this multiethnic trend. For those who don't know, once upon a time, Western nations were very evil to coloured folks, and that is why they are trying to make amends, and one of the best ways they thought of is to feature coloured folks in media. Notice how China and all East and Southeast Asian nations don't have to do that, or India, or Africa? And what is the commonality with the people of these places? They did not enslave; they did not colonize; they did not steal. Conclusion: don't do evil things to other people otherwise you will feel guilty, or others will make you feel guilty, and you will be forced to make amends.

@hannahkennelly6961

Жыл бұрын

Why dont you skip this one and go see into the spider verse with Miles Moralez! Im excited for that one! Your not racist if you support a different black character:) thats my theory anyway! Thats why I love Miles character, he is new, he is not a black Peter, but has his own person!❤

@michaelfields7088

Жыл бұрын

@@hannahkennelly6961 I didnt even see the first one. Come to think of it, I never even saw the original little mermaid.

@hannahkennelly6961

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelfields7088 well I definitely recommend it! It was well done!

Came here for sarcasm and was not disappointed

The sarcasm is so thick you can bottle it.

@alesksander

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we can use all that empty bottles from bud light. XD

I want to mention that the little mermaid ig account that leaked things out is such a amazing community. They love to take things in an extreme way which makes me sooo satisfied. Calling people that have negative opinions on this movie hater or racist is just like calling people who like the movie a blindly follower. Besides the joke, I can’t stand with the drama. Some people said “oh, the original story didn’t even mention Ariel’s skin at all” which turn out the story has mentioned it many times. I have to say that the guide book is more interesting and worth seeing than the movie itself. They actually said there’s beautiful structures under the sea. Some mermaids live in shipwreck, Mala’s community had trade with human before Ariel’s mother died, I’m so disappointed that they completely ignore their own lore. And some of those defender didn’t read this guide book saying “mermaid’s culture probably different than human!” Completely hit their faces after reading the guide book. I watch the movie just because how much I love Ariel but it still not a good movie

no one even mentions the fact that arial is supposed to be 16 years old and this new version has her in her mid to late twenties...

I love the part when aerial finally speaks and says ITS MORBIN TIME

My favorite part of the movie was when Flounder was served on a platter as fish and chips! What a stunning and Brave capitulation to realism!

This is the most hilarious review I've ever watched 😂😂😂😂😂

Ariel is black, father hispanic, the prince is white, mother is black??? WTF

@zamar2158

Жыл бұрын

Why are you confused? Dna is nonsense. A 100 trillion cells in your body can be xy at the 23rd chromosomal pair . But if you feel like being a woman and wear a skirt, then you are, and there is nothing science, dna or anyone that can do about it . Besides we all knew even a century ago that Hans Christian Anderson was writing about the coast of Madagascar.

@Vonnie777

Жыл бұрын

Multi Cultural

Perfect 👌 "Triton searches through the seven seas for diverse mermaids to mer-mate with" dang you got me hard with that line 🤣

I really liked the part in the movie where Ariel faced Urasala and said "If you don't give me my voice back im gana mermaid all you". Then she yelled " ITS MERMAID TIME" and mermed all over the place. 1000/10

Does black Cleopatra make an appearance?

My favourite part of the movie is in the post credit scene when she swam into the multicultural-verse and met LatinArielle.

My Favorite was when King Trident grabbed his sea shell and started talking to somebody through it saying "I dont know who you are, i dont know what you want but i will find you and i will kill you". Set the tone for the whole movie.

It was such a wholesome ending when Ariel became a Fisherthem and ditched Prince Eric for an amnesiac Sam Smith!

My favorite is when Scuttle sang. So good and not cringey at all.

I only wanted to hear what under the sea was gonna sound like because it's one of my favorite Disney songs. They did not do it justice in the slightest. The magic of the animation was completely gone.

She makes the perfect fish hybrid with those catfish eyes. Very believable

Not even Mr. Woke himself could keep from pointing out the flaws and stupidity of this film 😆

Nothing hits harder than Halle not hitting a single note right in these songs

@monas

Жыл бұрын

Nonsense! she sings fantastic. However her acting wasn't the best. But she sang beautifully.

@starsantheoriginal

Жыл бұрын

@@monas I respectfully disagree. I'm not saying she isn't a talented singer, but her voice was not right for this. I listened to her rendition of "Part of that world" and it was jarring how painful she hit the notes. Especially when she said "Wish I could be, part of that world". Oh, it injured me to listen to it.

@monas

Жыл бұрын

@@starsantheoriginal Her voice was perfect for it. And she sang the song and hit the notes how they told her to. She had the that Broadway voice which Disney uses for all their princesses. I don't see how she is any different.

@starsantheoriginal

Жыл бұрын

@@monas I don't agree. She rifted far too much, hit notes flatly, and would abruptly stop at certain parts of the songs. Her voice and style of singing don't fit the music and I stand by that

@monas

Жыл бұрын

@@starsantheoriginal She followed what she was told to do. I'm sure she had a voice coach and she sang the song exactly how they wanted her to sing it, and she sounds fantastic. Her voice fits that song perfectly. She has a very girly sweet voice. And she pulled off the song well.

With how much this movie relies on CGI, I'm surprised they didn't CGI her eyes closer together. First ever Disney princess with a 4 hour road trip on her face.

My God. I never laugh so much for the entire 11:54 minutes. Great review.

So basically without having seen this movie it looks like King Triton is a Mormon Polygamist. He has traveled the 7 seas and captured a wife of every color. Good Job Disney. You teaching young girls they should all share the same guy.

The Asians were so impressive by this amazing masterpiece that they didn't even go to see it!! Great Job Disney!!! 😂

The climatic moment came when Ursula Von Der Leyen told the debarked Ariel: *"There is a tempest in ME!"*

Mate, your content is exceptional. Hope you continue to grow.

This Disney remake is so stunning and brave. I almost wept .

@zoobrizz

Жыл бұрын

I almost threw up 🤮

@aanda3284

Жыл бұрын

I almost didn't get drunk.

@monas

Жыл бұрын

​@@zoobrizzyou didn't have to go watch it

@furnoprime9439

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@monas And then folks like yourself on the other side of the spectrum would complain, very loudly like a car alarm at 3AM, about how can one dislike a piece of media without seeing it.

@monas

11 ай бұрын

@@furnoprime9439 wtf are you talking about? You are insane lol

My favourite part was when mermaid said "it's swimmin time!"

What I want to know is how Ariel dyes her hair underwater. 🤔

@ca6echka

Жыл бұрын

The same way she straightens it😂

@mightybitchy

Жыл бұрын

@@ca6echka People who are born with straight hair exist, you know?

I cried in joy when Ariel decided to sit in the front of the bus! Truly inspiring!

They let the screwball seagull _sing_ , dear God _why?!_

Next on the List is Non-Binary, Asian Hercules. Really looking forward to this!

Don't worry loyal fans the directors cut will.fix everything...first add another 20 minutes of scuttle then another great duet with scuttle and the prince followed by sebastian singing with triton about how proud they are of Ariel not needing a man. Truly a new classic masterpiece ✨️ 👌

How does Lin Manuel keep getting work? Especially after this.

I loved that part where Ariel finally got her human form and the classic tune Legs by ZZ Top played. Magical.

@zmajodnocaja5088

Жыл бұрын

SHE IS BLACK...

When Scuttle said "wak wak chicka wak wak" that moved me.

I love the scene when King Triton questions Ursula about Ariel's whereabouts and she answers _YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH_

He has upped the intensity in his unique delivery and im here for it. Is this suddenly my fave YT channel now? I do believe so

These live action remakes are the stuff of nightmares…….. and they expect kids to like the look of those monsters?……..I mean what a huge success for diversity and inclusion.

My favorite part is when Bob Iger watched this video and didn’t realize it’s satire.

This review is what I needed to hear and I hope it spreads to all the audiences

I love that they even made the horse black 😂

Awkwafina's song has been successfully tested in repelling protests against woke activists. All those -ists and -phobes immediately run away screaming in terror. Another significant step forward.

Scuttlebutt song is a song that needs to be used to torture terrorist. Like seriously that song should have been in clockwork Orange.

The moment when the Little Mermaid used the Force to pull that X-Wing out of the water gave me goosebumps

There is something wrong when I would prefer to clap the animated verison Ariel than irl one XDDD

Hmm that's was a free slave that wash up ....around that time they was shipping black slaves

yeah i would like to see black snow white, black mulan, and also black pochahontas... thats a movie i dying to see ... disney please make my childhood dream come true

All sentences leading to James Cameron will be heading back to the titanic just had me rolling on the floor 😂🤣😂🤣🤣