I’m still laughing at the fact that Sony thought that all the memes meant that everyone really loved the movie 😂😂

@catgaeming2025

Жыл бұрын

wtf u talking about... i love the movie. way better than newest marvel movies that feel more like a pathetic way to make more disney plus tv series

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

@@catgaeming2025 Nothing in catastrophic3's post was wrong. The movie was largely despised, was more known because of the memes mocking it, the movie bombed. Sony mistook the memes as meaning people wanted another shot to see the movie in theaters so re-released it, the movie bombed even harder. That's just facts. You liking the movie doesn't change that. It's cool you enjoyed it but unfortunately you were very much in the minority so don't get hopes up for a sequel, sorry.

@catgaeming2025

Жыл бұрын

@@carn9507 dude wtf u talking about Jared Leto was already showing script for the sequel. Jared leto is great underrated actor and also Matt smith who was really really good doctor from bbc tv series Doctor who. cgi was bad ? how about the newest marvel movies ? thor love and thunder is a f joke ... and doctor strange 2 was more about america chavez . the movie could be named america chavez the multiverse of madness but nobody would watch that xD cant wait to see more disney plus series barely anyone gonna watch. maybe DC will catch on now since marvel feels like running out of ideas. even if morbius is bad movie i think its fun to watch for that matt smith dance xD

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

@@catgaeming2025 That supposed script that Leto showed. Did you see the title of it? "Morbius 2: It's Morbin' Time". He was joking.

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

@@catgaeming2025 And I already stated elsewhere I love Matt Smith. My fave Doctor. And yes, the best part about this movie. :P

My favorite part of Weird Movies With Mark is when he says, "IT'S MARKIN TIME" and Marks all over us.

@johnjones4426

Жыл бұрын

fuck's sake 🤣🤣🤣

@idontevencarewhathtissays

Жыл бұрын

I hate it so much, but at the same time I love it.

@ChrisSmith-5655

Жыл бұрын

Getting Marked on is wonderful

@colddogs

Жыл бұрын

he left his mark on my heart 🥰

@STOCKHOLM07

Жыл бұрын

Intriguing

the reason he knew about the machine and how to fix it was because he "fixed" it when he killed the two Milo's that use to be in the bed beside him.

@hectoraccented5312

Жыл бұрын

The last Milo was lucky that pens have few pieces and Morbius already tried the body and the ink container

They really with a straight face wrote the backstory for the villain as “he got angry and beat up some kids that were SAVAGELY BEATING HIS CRIPPLED ASS”, like that was some foreshadowing of evil. Standing up to being hate crimed = eViLLLLL

@washedblue

Жыл бұрын

I think the idea is that he went too far in it playing a role in his motivation as he grew up... the bullies are cartoonishly mean and it came out in 2022 so it's unlikely, as bad as it was, that the studio and its writers were victim blaming. There's obviously nothing wrong with standing up for yourself but it's not like that's all he did in the movie lmao. Just because someone's been wronged at some point doesn't mean it's ok to take it out on others or treat people poorly, yet you'd be surprised by how many people think it's justified because they were once on the receiving end and haven't healed from it. Or want to make others suffer like they have. It's a cliche we've seen a hundred times. But tbh, Mark said it best when it becomes difficult to sympathize or even pinpoint the character's motivation so I can see why you'd see it that way.

@normalgraham

Жыл бұрын

The thing is, "everybody has always had it better than me so the only thing I can think of to do with my newfound power is inflict misery on as many people as possible" isn't terrible as far as character motivations go, it's just that that is literally the sum of the Milo character as a whole after a certain point. He doesn't have fun with it, he doesn't have any moments of self awareness, he doesn't illustrate his belief that people deserve to suffer with a sense of maniacal fixation, he just outright states it as a premise and kind of forgets about how important it supposedly is to him. I'd think it'd make more sense for him to be trying to philosophically rationalize his newfound and unavoidable bloodlust rather than being suddenly just a 100% irretrievable villain in the blink of an eye but that require him to be a full fledged character and not just an antagonist

@spibbymcgoo4877

Жыл бұрын

@@washedblue I didn’t “see it that way”, that’s what happened. It doesn’t matter what intentions or personal fantasies you want to attach to it, that’s the scene we were given and that’s blatantly the way it was framed. Is it because the studio is literally intentionally targeting hate crime victims and blaming them? No, fucking obviously not. That was blatant hyperbole and you should know better. It’s just lazy shitty writing that you’re thinking about harder than the creators did.

I like it when the subtitles call Morbius "more bs"

The villain’s motive was so bizarrely unexplained that I legitimately thought I missed a scene

@bentonrp

Жыл бұрын

Yes, it was just more and more of the same contrived bullschlock in these dumb, shitty flicks. They're so up their own ass, they think this is not only a gotcha moment, but that it passes for intelligence. This was written by the kind of people who cry when they get beat up by you, but it was all done emotionally and you didn't even touch them. I wouldn't trust these writers to take down my order at a burger joint.

@robotrix

Жыл бұрын

@Bill Clinton Enjoyer Or its someone's screwed up idea of a sympathetic villain. With the kind of money Lucien appeared to have you'd think he'd be striking back at the general public already and we could have seen some warning signs.

@Axterix13

Ай бұрын

​@@robotrix At the very least, when he showed up after Morbius had found the "cure", he should have revealed something akin to how he was doing dubious/evil things for the research. Like Morbius needs blood with specific genetic features or something, and it turns out Milo, I don't know, kidnapped some jock (top-tier healthy body) and drained him dry for it, with earlier in the movie, something about that jock going missing is shown/mentioned in the background, part of a news story or whatever.

My favorite part of Morbius was when Jared Leto went to the Blizzard headquarters and started stealing breast milk from the staff fridge.

I like how, in these stupid movies, intelligence is like this god-like power that makes you just know things without ever having learned anything about it. If I take some 300 IQ boy and put it infront of an apheresis machine and told him to fix the machine, without giving him any time to try and figure it out first, obviously, he would just magically know how this machine works, because "he smart". That's how intelligence works, in case you didn't know. It doesn't let you learn things easier and faster, no, it just makes you know stuff.

@DarthPerkins

Жыл бұрын

"Hmmm...well I'm quite good at maths, so fixing a dialysis machine should be easy..." Also; did I hear he used the spring as a fuse? Because dialysis machines don't work that way.

@daxter4090

Жыл бұрын

@@DarthPerkins you mean like they don't have fuses?

@bigorange2082

6 ай бұрын

That’s not how the Force works. 😂

@glorygloryholeallelujah

4 ай бұрын

Wait a minute…that’s _NOT_ how it works?!?! So, if someone went back in time and threw a broken smartphone at *Leo da Vinci* - he wouldn’t be able to immediately fix it??!!

@nicksothep8472

4 ай бұрын

Suspension of disbelief.. Hollywood has been lowering the quality bar rather heavily in the past decade, and with it rising the need for our suspension of disbelief, as it requires actual intelligence to write a good scifi script, as hard as it might be for some people to understand.

Hearing someone actually read the reviews out loud is a level of hilarious I didn't realize it could get. It's one thing to internally read the jokes but it's another thing to hear Mark say "Morbius 2: The Search for more Morb".

@Bananabanana347

Жыл бұрын

Try someone reading the patch notes to the sims

I need an hour long video of Mark just reading Morbius reviews in my life. Please!!

@pa.encema2821

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing at 14:15

@MissCookieThief

Жыл бұрын

Seconding this. The reviews are just too good.

@xxxDAZBOxxx

Жыл бұрын

Third

I love how even when you’re making fun of a bad movie, you still are also able to give honest feed back and review of a movie. You don’t just hate on a movie, you give a good critique of the movie from a person who loves films and the film making progress.

@zacharysieg2305

Жыл бұрын

It’s the difference between “This is bad, here’s why” and “This is bad, here’s how it could be better.”

@pressplayulysses

Жыл бұрын

Mark's not one of those pretentious critics on this site. You know, the misogynistic or homophobic ones whose only complaint are movies getting "woke" or whatever clickbaity thumbnail they have.

@zacharysieg2305

Жыл бұрын

@@pressplayulysses Oh yeah, I avoid those critics like the got-dang plague.

Always nice too see Mark change it up with a recent movie once in a while and I think we can all agree that Morbius is truly one of the movies of all time.

@mattstyles2498

Жыл бұрын

Yay. U did the thing. Super OG dude!

@ZeusTheIrritable

Жыл бұрын

It definitely is one of the movies.

@storm_filter

Жыл бұрын

not only was it one of the movies of all time on earth, it's also one of the movies of all time to space aliens

@GabrielAlcala956

Жыл бұрын

@@storm_filter that’s not the thing. I don’t like this.

@ratlungworm7035

Жыл бұрын

The first time I saw that was in the comment section of a Critical Drinker vid. Or was it this channel? I can't remember. Where did that start anyway?

I watched this movie with my friend, a little after it came out. It was definitely one of the movies I saw that month, and if I had to rank it along other superhero movies, I would.

@Tornado1994

Жыл бұрын

You haven't Morbed have you?

@NOT-A-BAD-GUY

Жыл бұрын

What?

@planescaped

Жыл бұрын

It certainly was

@5114ares

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Tornado1994

Жыл бұрын

@@planescaped It made Morbillion Dollars! I Morbed when Morbius said "Its Morbin Time".

I felt my will to live leaking out of my ears while I was watching this mess of a movie. I did, however, find it amusing that every time Morbius would drink from those blood bags he'd do it the exact same way, like he was a character in a video game doing the same animation every time he healed.

@lutherheggs451

Жыл бұрын

It was a hell of alot better than Wakanda Borever and Cringe & Thunder......I instantly discount the opinions of people when they try to say that Morbius was so terrible but they loved Cringe & Thunder or Wakanda Borever

@philiphunn194

Жыл бұрын

​@@lutherheggs451 Guess you'd better discount mine, then. Soz.

@Vrikrar

Жыл бұрын

@@lutherheggs451 This man is in debt for life from handing out all these discounts.

Idk Mark, I thought this movie was pretty good, and I heard the sequel would have him battling Electro, starring Jamie Foxx. I read that it was to be called MORBIUS 2: Electric Morbalu.

It's morbin' time!

He calls the other kid "My Low" because he considers him to be the physical personification of his own depression and he's projecting. It's explained in the comics. When he was overcome with his addiction he had another friend called "Rock Bottom".

@topknot01

Жыл бұрын

I always Knew Dwayne Johnson stole that name from somewhere.

I love the fact that the kids across the street just make fun of the hospital kids for dying of a rare illness. Like "haha you're dying of a blood disease !" Is still pretty mean even for kids

@toweypat

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, really. Bullying has become such a cliche. "Oh, our movie has kids in it? Need to have them be bullied!"

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

yeah, but like... kids can be pretty crap. One of my friends has had an underdeveloped left hand her whole life and she used to get bullied for it at school.

@itsok6640

Жыл бұрын

@@carn9507 yeah for sure that sucks , I actually work with kids in a few different school systems so I hear you 100%. This just seems unrealistic / smells bad or lazy writing to me tho

@animatrix1490

Жыл бұрын

@@itsok6640 In the real life situation the mean kids are presented with an opportunity to be nice or neutral and choose to be mean; in the movie they're taking time and effort out of their day just to do a mean thing, if that makes sense. The first situation might evolve into the second because of human nature and habits, but I feel like it's kind of rare for a person to *start* being mean by going out of their way to do so. At the very least it makes less sense in a story where you usually need to have some relatively obvious reason for something to happen (unless you're going to explain it later, or you're doing a purposefully absurdist or slice-of-life/realistic/grounded thing, neither of which describes Mobius). Edit: which means I agree with you, it does feel like not-great writing

@johnholmeswebb8162

Жыл бұрын

Movies and TV always makes kids unrealistically mean. Ive never seen a kid make fun of a sick, or handicapped kid, and I went to school with scumbags.

I kept hearing terrible stuff about this movie, so when I finally watched it my expectations were as low as possible. Honestly, I didn't think it was that bad...until I fell asleep halfway through, missed the ending, and realized I didn't care. 🤷‍♀️

When he finally managed to snatch The Orb of Morb from The Cradle of The Mouroboros in his native city of San Morbino to honour his dead father Roy Morbison, I cried.

Mark: this nurse has been laying on the hospital floor dead over night, and no one's noticed. Me: sad to say that that's the most realistic thing in this movie.

@mauricedavis2160

Жыл бұрын

🙏👍🤣🤣🤣❣️

@andrea2kx

Жыл бұрын

Nah I disagree. That nurse's patients would start getting pissy cuz they've had to wait 5 extra minutes for their pain meds.

My favorite part of the video was when Mark came running in and said It's Marking time and Marked all over the movie. My wife and I Marked so hard while watching Morbius, we were glad to see you Mark it

I always thought it was wild these random street kids actually just hang out outside of a hospital in order to bully and beat up sick children. Like do they even do that irl? It’s so wild

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

Some kids are trash. Usually comes from having trash parents.

@Saberwaisen

Жыл бұрын

Humans are capable of way worse, even kids; so it doesn't surprise me at all.

@-Bill.

Жыл бұрын

Oh I could see them doing it because kids are cruel as shit because they haven't developed empathy yet, but the staff would have called the police immediately and not let it happen repeatedly.

@fumeck1674

Жыл бұрын

@@-Bill. Empathy fully develops around six years. However even babies, just hours old, have mirror neurons, they understand and reflect feelings. Sorry, your siblings were just cruel.

@Webfra14

Жыл бұрын

You call it wild, I call it lazy writing.

Kudos to Mark for being able to stay awake through this movie. I couldn't make it more than about 10 minutes. Truly Mark is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer f*cking will.

@Tornado1994

Жыл бұрын

It's Morbin Time.

I can't get over the whole "dresses up, goes there, lets the whole ceremony go on and then declines the award" scene. Not only did he waste who knows how much money, but also wasted everyone's time and if he wanted to decline the award, if he had said so earlier, he likely could have had some other scientist get the award, so all in all, this whole scene just makes Morbius look like a colossal dickhead.

It's always a breath of fresh air when you review a recent film. I'm loving the new ending credits music by the way

@ziggymack

Жыл бұрын

The Breen photo 😂

@jonathanpeterson1984

Жыл бұрын

How the HELL did you insert that Neel Breen photo👏🤣

@Mr_Porter

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanpeterson1984 It's one of the emojis that come with the channel membership.

I always try to figure out what was funnier the original giant failure of this, or the fact that they thought memes meant popularity, and tried to put it on a second time only for it to fail even harder. I mean I’m a huge fan of schadenfreude and this is like someone falling downstairs directly into a giant pile of crap but then like also like trying to get up again and like slipping in it. It’s just a delight.

At this point Jared Leto in any Superhero movie is just Hollywood's version of Rick Rolling.

If you are a freakishly rich vampire-person, won't blood from a BLOOD BANK work? Friggin Blade-vampires figured THAT out.

@markiangooley

Жыл бұрын

During World War Two, a scientist employed by the British government suggested that expired blood at blood banks be made to use blood pudding, a food moderately popular in Britain. Later the scientist became a popularizer of science on television, and it if you’ve seen the video for “She Blinded Me With Science” you’ve seen him as that old guy.

@DarthPerkins

Жыл бұрын

@@markiangooley You mean Magnus Pyke?! HE WAS THAT GUY?! I always knew about the plan to make us low-key vampires/cannibals, but it was thought up by the man who taught me most of my science as a child?

I subbed from watching your reviews of old movies, but i gotta say reviewing this recent disaster was a blast to watch! You should definitely mix these in frequently!

I will admit that when Mark said "It's Markin' time" I marked alittle

"Why shouldn't they know what it feels like for a change?" Maybe they do, how many ill people do you take the blood from without knowing? Or formerly ill.

OMG - I'm not alone! I watched this movie and the next day couldn't remember a single damn thing about it. I thought I was losing my mind!

@juidude634

Жыл бұрын

Maybe the movie is ment to be a new sleep drug..?!?!✌️🇫🇮

When Mark said “It’s markious time” then reviewed all over the movie. Truely one of the reviews of all time

I can't for the true sequel: Hello Mark: It's Markin Time.

This is my favorite movie review channel out of all

I agree that it's the most forgettable Marvel movie, but honestly, Iron Man 2 comes close. I seriously don't remember anything about that movie other than a joke between Jon Favreau and Black Widow toward the end, and that Mickey Rourke was amped up as the villain but barely in the story.

Damn. Mobius in Blade would have probably been badass.

I can’t wait for Fanboy Flicks two, the search for more Mark.

We finally Morbed with Mark guys, what a time to be alive.

The most distinct part of the movie for me was the Milo thing. Why would this kid call himself that, let alone the doctor I hate it. Also the way me slumps over when his machine breaks. It cracked me up when I first saw it.

@DJSockmonkeyMusic

Жыл бұрын

Same for me. Someone got paid actual money for writing a script in which a kid decides "You're Milo now, because two dead kids I also called Milo had your bed" and nobody, not a single person, said "what the fuck is this scene even for?" Edit: Also, Milo is a malt based beverage powder for hot or cold milk here in Australia, so for us it sounds extra funny. And they make a really great breakfast cereal in Brazil that is Milo flavoured/branded. And there's also a chocolate bar that is just a brick of the powder with a thin layer of milk chocolate over it, they're really hard to eat because they are so dry, but super delicious. The point being, Milo sounds extra funny to Australians.

@chloekm7958

Жыл бұрын

@@DJSockmonkeyMusic I kind of wish I could try a Milo chocolate brick.

I love morbius as a comic book character, that being said, some characters aren't meant to carry the whole story.

When Mark says "It's morbin time" is so amazing! Truly one of the KZreadr videos of all time!

When Jared started talking about the NFTs, I felt that 😂🤣

I love how your intro evolved into the catchphrase... Tooooo the show. Great show again, I like that modern movies get love too. There's a movie called "Escape the Field" 2022, the writing is absolutely hilarious. Keep it up man!

Just found your channel and totally dig your sense of humor! Definitely subscribed. 👍

I had a feeling this film was bad... I just didn't know how bad. Thanks, Mark!

The scariest part of the movie was when Morbius says he bought Twitter Blue. $8 for Twitter Blue??? That one will give me nightmares.

@TheRogueWolf

Жыл бұрын

The horror... the horror....

When Morbius said “it’s Morbin time” and morbid all over the bad guys I felt so many emotions I morbid too! Lmfaooooo 😂

I'd love to see Matt Smith as Robert Battinson's Hush.

Trolling marketing campaigns should be more common

Morbius was definitely a movie that was made.

I love when mark makes fun of current films.

Weird Movies With Milo is my favorite channel!

Matt Smith was the singular shining light in this movie

Glad you included that trivia at the end, for me it's the most hilarious part about all of this. That the internet really got Sony to release it in cinemas a second time, so it can bomb at the box office twice lol

I can't believe sony was trolled into re-releasing this in theaters lol

I’m gonna call Lucien by his real name… Young Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh.

A super hero with Bat powers? What a novel idea! Batman has no real super powers, so he's not like morbius at all

Mark do you do stand up comedy as well? You seem like you would be a natural at it. Thank you for all the amazing content, you're the best!

I love it when you wear a wig, Mark.

Dude you always make me bust a gut! Great vid!!!

I’m sure there’s no chance that Leto’s ego completely nuked this project 🤣

Mark. Since it's been over 10 years. Can you upload your old top 5 worst worst super hero movies? I miss you and your buddy laughing at bad Captain America and Catwoman reviews 🤣😔

I can't believe it's finally Morbin Time on the Mark Movie channel

I love that the subtitles say 'more BS' instead of 'Morbius' a couple of times 😂

This film needed more Neil Breen.

The meme is more fun than the movie.

Man I would have loved to have seen Ian McShane in a 70's or 80's era Morbius horror flick make it like Cronenenberg meets Lovecraft where Morbius is a straight up villain throughout but a portals threatening to destroy all of humanity which Morb needs selfishly for food. That way you can keep Morbius as a creepy selfish horror villain and keep his edge while giving him a moral quest to save the world. Maybe have Jared Harris be his father figure but the guy who accidentally opened the Lovecraft portal to add personal stakes. Boom I fixed Morbius. Thoughts?

This puts the biggest smile on my face.

8:22 love the deadpan “yeah that’ll just… stop working. Eventually. Because………. It will.”

You're saying you weren't totally Morbed by this Morbiferous Morbin' Mastermorb of cinema?

this is amazing, thanks for making my day Mark, it's Marking Time! ps. Love the new addition to the outro

What world needs is a rom space knight movie. Galador awaits.

My favorite is "it wasn't about Morbi you or Morbi me... It was Morbius!

Paused my 9th round of watching all WMWM in chronological order marathon to watch this.

In real life there was a nurse that died in a stairwell in a hospital and she went unnoticed for 3 weeks. I don't know how anybody couldn't miss the unmistakable smell of decomposing human flesh. But here we are.

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

Must have been a pretty awful hospital if the smell of decomposing flesh is a normal occurence. :P

@toweypat

Жыл бұрын

@@carn9507 I don't know, I would think a hospital was one of the stinkiest places around. Nurses don't give people bedpans to hold rose water!

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

@@toweypat I dunno, hospitals do tend to be quite cleaned often for sanitation purposes and such. And a rotting corpse is a very bad smelling thing. :O

4:35 not gonna lie, going to an event to turn down an award, either in an attempt to appear humble and modest or just as a publicity stunt... is absolutely something Jared Leto would do

I can't believe Mark Morbed on camera. Best part of the review, it changed my life.

So I heard that Jared Leto is gonna be in the new Tron movie. Yea...

This movie reminds me of a discount Blade, 1997. And a very terrible attempt at that.

@carn9507

Жыл бұрын

Blade was 1998 but yeah kinda. :P

@seanpoulton2446

Жыл бұрын

Wait till you see Vampire Assassin

@davidhouston6475

Жыл бұрын

@@carn9507 okay 98 I knew was sometimes in the late 90s.

No one ever talks about this scene but towards the 3rd act, Milo goes in the lab to ask her on the whereabouts of Morbuis and she has to lie and keep her heart rate down as he could hear her heart beat. It is subtle but I love it as it builds up decent tension

I'll never forget this movie because I watched it on Twitch. It's meme status made it popular enough people kept showing it there, and the mods only banned the channels showing it when the credits were rolling.

It was rather cruel of the makers to put the howling charisma vacuum that is Jared Leto next to Matt Smith.......you know, someone who actually has screen presence and talent.

I see the struggle you're having trying to come up with something to say about this boring-ass movie.....and yet you've done the impossible: you've made Morbius interesting. And with a fraction of the budget and 10 times the talent. Nicely done, man! Btw: WTF HOLLYWOOD?!

Thanks. Now I never have to watch this. You suffer so much for us.

A stand alone Morbius movie was always going to fail. The character works better as villain, side character or in an esemble. I have no idea what Sony was thinking.

"The Adventures of Milo and Otis" had more actual terror in it.

I will never get enough of the “welcome back tooooooooooo the show” 😂😂

Yes! My Saturday just got a whole lot better!

I can’t tell you how happy it makes me when I see you’ve posted a new video. You bring so much enjoyment to so many people, and of course my favorite part of any video is when you insert yourself into it. Todays video was no exception, that wig!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I believe in the motivation of a villain who despite being rich is known by a stupid nickname that a child gave him 25 years ago.

That’s why I love this channel. One week an obscure 50’s horror movie, the next a modern blockbuster (term used very loosely here obviously).

This is like an adaptation of Pokemon, where you get to name your rival at the start of the game and he has no choice but to go by that name throughout the whole thing. He should be thankful it was MILO and not BUTT or ASS.

I love knowing that you’ve kept the Samurai Cop wig all these years.

you gotta love when nobodies feel theyre the next comin of siskel and ebert

Matt Smith nooooo! The paycheck couldn't have been worth all of your cool bowtie cred! You were my second favorite doctor 😮

I hate Jared Leto but the funniest thing I've ever seen is when he tried to take a stage dive and no one caught him

Love the end credits song! Stayed for whole thing! Keep it up, Mark!!!!

i am so happy and grateful for your work-review on youtube for this channel thank you fanboyflicks and please more i love your humor everything