Classic example of “ you need experience for a job, but you need a job for experience “

@womp47

4 жыл бұрын

1.7k likes but 1 reply wtf (2 now)

@mastoid45

4 жыл бұрын

Paradoxes are truly fascinating.

@PerkaholicFB

4 жыл бұрын

shaikh sadique internships are a good way around that system

@voidoesminecrafta2706

4 жыл бұрын

you can be an intern

@gfoasga

4 жыл бұрын

Or when i needed to connect to internet on my old 3ds but i needed to update, but i needed to connect to internet to ipdate

You want refugee papers? Sorry you need refugee papers to do that.

@OdieTheGreat

5 жыл бұрын

seems legit

@riptidev10

5 жыл бұрын

Catch 22 irl

@oakpineranch

5 жыл бұрын

But was offered papers but didn’t like the nationality he was given so he declined. That’s his own fault.

@saberur66

5 жыл бұрын

@@oakpineranch 10 years later bro

@memeiousdogeius-yt5612

5 жыл бұрын

666th like 👹👺

so, it took france and belgium 10 years to realise "wait, this guys still here? oh shit what are we gonna do?"

@yagmurayan8710

4 жыл бұрын

I think it’s because in Europe, after exceeding a certain timeline of illegal stay in Europe you are granted residency permit (if you don’t get caught in the 10 year time period of course) Don’t quote me on this this could be completely made up but i heard reports like this

@PottersVideos2

4 жыл бұрын

@@yagmurayan8710 Technically it was not an illegal stay though.

@yagmurayan8710

4 жыл бұрын

Potter's Police, Security and Railway videos he didn’t have documents to prove it so it was

@cloweee__

4 жыл бұрын

We here in Belgium are weird, we also hold the world record of longest time without a parlement

@LEO_M1

4 жыл бұрын

DananaBanana I think you mean ‘Zuid-Nederland’.

Whoa. Dad died, learns his mom isn't his mom, loses inheritance, get stuck in the airport for 18 years. What a horrible experience😳

@gtforever7474

4 жыл бұрын

@John Joe could just tested their dna to see if their related to each other.

@davidtitanium22

3 жыл бұрын

He couldn't get inheritance "under iranian law" but why would iranian law still apply to him when his citizenship is revoked?

@ZenitsuKunn

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidtitanium22 hm

@Lolo_Antonio-FryEmUpFan

3 жыл бұрын

Regular life for us

@jwlarocque

3 жыл бұрын

​@@davidtitanium22 because his father was Iranian?

Damn, and I thought being stuck in a cave for 3 days or the desert for 40 days was bad....

@OnkelJajusBahn

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Lord, amazing to see you in the comments. May you bless the man and give him a nicer place to live in heaven.

@kylefitz.2639

5 жыл бұрын

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES??

@kylefitz.2639

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, do people just not get it?

@LoudRevised

5 жыл бұрын

And The Red Sea Passed Wiping Out All Of The Egyptian Soldiers

@natttomes4588

5 жыл бұрын

you was not in a cave for 3 days read matthew 27 and 28

"He was hospitalized for medical reasons." That's a darn good reason to be at a hospital.

@osheridan

Жыл бұрын

I laughed too much-

lol, his step-mom really screwed him over

@annonymous1026

5 жыл бұрын

What are you doing step mom?...."bratty step mom and step son ep:18"

@lpsp442

5 жыл бұрын

Understatement of the millenium - Sir Alfred thought that was his mum and she loved him like any other mother, only for her to turn around and say "lol jk you're not mine, you don't know your mother, bugger off". Even at age 27 that's got to be rough.

@Ninjaananas

4 жыл бұрын

@DBR Liamg That would be when he was told all alonge that it is his child. She knew it was never her child but pretended to love him.

@quanbrooklynkid7776

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ninjaananas right

@charliemcfacefuck4798

4 жыл бұрын

They do that

My dad been doing this challenge for 20 years but in prison.

@giganticlime2565

5 жыл бұрын

whos man is dis

@__yklim

5 жыл бұрын

bandito dorito he played Fortnite

@Klaze

5 жыл бұрын

@@talentleesdorito9771 fortnite profile pic = fortnite videos, ofcourse wtf kind of logic are you using

@talentleesdorito9771

5 жыл бұрын

@@Klaze my profile pic is a ops from r6 and im not making r6 videos

@Klaze

5 жыл бұрын

@@talentleesdorito9771 wait, wasnt i fucking talking about myself like ffs gtfo.

Crazy to think that, from the date of my birth, to me graduating high school, this guy was stuck in the same friggin airport. Wow.

@dietwoke8060

5 жыл бұрын

And he probably learned more than we did 😂

@dietwoke8060

5 жыл бұрын

Same...

@gorillaau

5 жыл бұрын

You can get less than that for murder.

@HusseinDoha

5 жыл бұрын

He refused the residency offer made to him because it will list him as Iranian😲🤤😲. How nuts you have to be to reject that.

@saberur66

5 жыл бұрын

@@HusseinDoha TEN FUCKING YEARS AFTER THIS SHIT ACQUIRED

When MrBeast does a “Last to leave airport wins $10,000,000” challenge

@AyaHadil_it_is_me

5 жыл бұрын

Or 250.000 better

@sarahzhu663

5 жыл бұрын

ِ oh no my computer is broken

@alexchalloner6216

4 жыл бұрын

*Last to leave the airport challenge* Chandler: catches the next flight

@kellenmoon3084

4 жыл бұрын

Wait i wanna know how he get money to eat for 18 yrs..

@lazykirby57

4 жыл бұрын

Impressive he didn't surrender

Just imagine if he used Reddit. "I've been stuck in an airport for 18 years, AMA."

@Draxzz.

3 жыл бұрын

that would made his mental state deteriorate even more

@abc6568

3 жыл бұрын

@@Draxzz. merely browsing reddit deteriorates mental states

@ej-jz5rc

3 жыл бұрын

@@abc6568 facts, am a redditor

@abc6568

3 жыл бұрын

@@ej-jz5rc rip

@narwaler2898

3 жыл бұрын

@@abc6568 it was scientifically proven that even having Reddit lowers your brain cell count by up to 20% depending on the sub

Jeez, this guy was stuck at an airport longer then I’ve been alive. Wait, did Alfreds fake mom just reveal she wasn’t his mom just to prevent him from getting inheritance so she could have it for herself?

@Dash120z

4 жыл бұрын

Most likely yea

@ace0071000

4 жыл бұрын

@The 21 Year Old Boomer Well, yes, but his father was dead anyways, so it's not like he could be punished even more

@weedweeb9211

3 жыл бұрын

It's most likely not. Check Atrocity Guide for more details. But basically he lied about his mom being a step mom thanks to developing a persona

@The_OPN

3 жыл бұрын

@MinecraftPro15 ideally, yes. Islam has extremely thorough laws on inheritance, and the wife, daughter, and even mother of a deceased man get a large part of it. The largest part, however, is supposed to go to the children, if any. So if he was an only child but didn't have a citizenship, it could have been a ploy by his stepmom to get his inheritance

@mahadaalvi

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezzeldinmohd6740 wow what an incredibly incorrect statement

He must have witnessed the rise and fall of the Concorde

@m4k3r67

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha great one

@khoij9963

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha great one

@ryanphipps5698

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha great one

@backofenpommes4675

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha great one

@Haw3k121

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha great one

*This would be Wendover's dream*

@jacorp7476

5 жыл бұрын

Airplane man

@Omar-em7rl

5 жыл бұрын

PLANES PLANE PLANES, The Great Planes?

@kerbalpanda3592

5 жыл бұрын

1. This is Wendover. Just his alt.

@user-zt9gv6pu1c

5 жыл бұрын

This is Wendover Productions 😂

@desertblade1874

5 жыл бұрын

So true bro 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at that

*_I wonder when my plane is arriving, it's been 17 years_*

@mwrDian

4 жыл бұрын

Your plane has been canceled 17 years ago

@AlbertInSanAntonio

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@womp47

4 жыл бұрын

this would probably happen if you flew american airlines

@Dylank001

4 жыл бұрын

*your plane departed 17 years ago*

@nfgatorgal

4 жыл бұрын

Says everyone who flies Spirit

I once had an 18 hour layover in Athens, Greece and thought I was going to lose my mind. This man literally endured Hell.

@advin6159

4 жыл бұрын

Emirates?

@sproggs

4 жыл бұрын

@@advin6159 Not sure what you're saying/asking?

@advin6159

4 жыл бұрын

@@sproggs Was the layover with Emirates? Haha.

@sproggs

4 жыл бұрын

@@advin6159 Ooooh haha no I was flying from Paris. It was the little Greece plane that took me there but I was waiting on Italia to take me to Rome and then the US.

@wishivme3252

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I had one in Hong Kong for 24 hours.

I hope he didn't get terminal depression.

@raisedahell5165

5 жыл бұрын

Oh god dammit. THIS JOKE! AAAAARGH

@louisswanepoel1614

5 жыл бұрын

I hate the internet

@sebastianelytron8450

5 жыл бұрын

How is this not top comment?

@maspencer6379

5 жыл бұрын

He must have been just plane bored.

@joshuaclark99

5 жыл бұрын

He was just winging it for 18 years.

Imagine being stuck on Earth for 80 years!

@warriorhobo3935

5 жыл бұрын

thats gotta suck because i live on the sun

@tejaswinipatil4320

5 жыл бұрын

WarriorHobo3 😂

@AndrewDrewJamison

5 жыл бұрын

@wowreallyseriouslytr r/woooosh

@AyaHadil_it_is_me

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah boy mars sounds good

@chipchap9667

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wait

This sounds like the movie “The Terminal.” Edit: Oh...

@kauntroap6339

4 жыл бұрын

actually the movie "terminal" was base on this guy

@joeking3181

4 жыл бұрын

Kaun Troap yeah that’s why I edited in “oh...”

@Name-uq2wp

4 жыл бұрын

Kaun Troap r/woooosh

@junk1347

4 жыл бұрын

Joe King you should watch video before commenting

@joeking3181

4 жыл бұрын

Jun K Don’t tell me what to do, mom!

3:46 I got stuck in an airport for half a day and I can confirm that one's mental state would deteriorate after at most that length of time

"How to become stateless (don't do this): -Be born stateless" well alright I'll try not to be born wrong

@ohnoitschris

5 жыл бұрын

Marnige it's a joke, champ

@Unconventional03

5 жыл бұрын

Almost similar on how to get a job. "How to get a job" -have a job/work experience.

@basascailan

5 жыл бұрын

Marnige r/wooosh

@Cacowninja

5 жыл бұрын

ohnoitschris If more people weren't born wrong the world would be so much better.

@brandonwithnell612

5 жыл бұрын

reminds me of a satire joke i once heard "i dont understand why poor people dont just choose to be born in a wealthy family"

The homeless shelter sounds a lot crappier than the airport.

@katzen3314

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get why he was homeless really, he wasn't poor right?

@nicholaipowell3817

5 жыл бұрын

Without citizenship or papers proving that he exists he couldn't own land

@katzen3314

5 жыл бұрын

Oh I hadn't thought of that. Could he still have rented if he wanted to or would that also require citizenship?

@Alex1891

5 жыл бұрын

@@katzen3314 Well, even if he could, he didn't have a reliable source of income. And to get a job, I would imagine, would require citizenship unfortunately.

@wow1983

5 жыл бұрын

At least he probably gets an actual bed there

3:40 So after 10 years of living at an airport, he refuses to sign papers just because they listed him as Iranian? I think that man never actually wanted to leave that airport.

@wsdadasdawf8384

4 жыл бұрын

no probably cuz of his mom and the fact that he wanted to overthrow the government

@aureavita8653

4 жыл бұрын

i mean, would you?

@sandjeshuko5819

4 жыл бұрын

He loves crowd 🥴

@xxnekonekox

3 жыл бұрын

He was probably insane at that point

@aureavita8653

3 жыл бұрын

@je'suis Elle so this is what adults meant when they say,"Bureaocracy is insane"

Doesn't sound too bad you could be stuck in school for 18 years

@AlexG-jd2wj

5 жыл бұрын

If you think about it you were and that’s the scary thing

@Anna-pt4uf

5 жыл бұрын

We basically are 😂😂

@swavycaca2228

5 жыл бұрын

Is your profile pic killua?

@Sieger1

5 жыл бұрын

@@swavycaca2228 yes

@sofiqyu

5 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the teachers that work there now

Meanwhile, most of my people are stuck in my nation. At least they’re in Best Korea and not Worst Korea

@Jimmy_Jones

5 жыл бұрын

You sure your not Trump?

@hoshghk

5 жыл бұрын

@Kon I agree, listening to Kpop is basically torture, North Koreans are so lucky 😖😖👏👏👏👏💕💕💕KJU

@celinaastbury4619

5 жыл бұрын

nkpop is the best.

@ahoweO7

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@deltabeta5527

5 жыл бұрын

Is Psy your cousin brother?

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

@user-my4kl1yk9i

5 жыл бұрын

that joke didnt fly, sorry

@cup_check_official

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-my4kl1yk9i that's because i made it up on the fly

@dubspool

5 жыл бұрын

These jokes are plane bad

@cup_check_official

5 жыл бұрын

@@dubspool I'm sure this thread will take off soon.

@andremoreno1112

5 жыл бұрын

@@dubspool No, they aren't. Please people carry-on.

01:16 How to become stateless *(DON'T DO THIS)*

@misatzu

5 жыл бұрын

5. Have your state cease to exist Well, ooookayyyy ... I guess

@Leamax33

5 жыл бұрын

Challenge accepted!

@Strifeu

5 жыл бұрын

Have a gigantic grape do a hand gesture while wearing a particular gauntlet

@spiriteddrive6309

5 жыл бұрын

Don't try this at home.

@troodon1096

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't really recommend it; it tends to lead to a lot of inconvenience.

I just heard he passed away at the age of 76, may he rest in peace.

this proves that glitches exist in real life

@kartikeykumar2770

5 жыл бұрын

haha real life gta :P

@-Gous-

5 жыл бұрын

There are many bugs and glitches, it will never change 😂

@CoReDishmaco

5 жыл бұрын

@Fmono did he say it was the only game with bugs? you idiot.

@CoReDishmaco

5 жыл бұрын

@Fmono you called him an idiot cuz gta isnt the only game with bugs. so basicly you did. and ifnot, why would he be an idiot lol

@hank1556

5 жыл бұрын

@@-Gous- wtf is your name

A woman shouting at a airline crew member for being one hour late. Sir al Alfred looking at her laughing,amateur.

@bennylofgren3208

5 жыл бұрын

A womAn shouting. Women - plural. Woman - singular. How fucking hard can it be?! I see this mistake everywhere these days. It is rapidly overtaking their/they're/there as my major grammar nazi pet peeve. Oh, and *an* airline crew member, not a. And we write "one", not 1 for smaller numbers. People! FFS.

@fifsqueak

5 жыл бұрын

how sad must you be for complaining about people's grammar online lol

@mat1413

5 жыл бұрын

Benny Löfgren calm down

@hedgehog3180

5 жыл бұрын

None of his friends will ever be able to complain about being late again.

@bennylofgren3208

5 жыл бұрын

Ceruglyphy How sad is it that people have such poor grammar? It's not rocket science. And if mistakes aren't pointed out they will be perpetuated.

Merhan Karimi Nasseri just passed away. He had chosen to live again in the airport for the last few weeks.

Who’s here after he had died? 😢 Rest in peace, poor victim of bureaucracy.

@mikeletterst9882

Жыл бұрын

Illegal immigrant

2018: 24 Hours in a supermarket 2019: 18 Years in an airport

@Name-uq2wp

4 жыл бұрын

NoTubeer you mean 1988-2006: 18 years in an airport

@nekoshka7985

4 жыл бұрын

@@Name-uq2wp Woooosh

@user-ki8ef2uj1r

4 жыл бұрын

@@nekoshka7985 couldve been better if ot was 1988 instead of 2019

@nekoshka7985

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ki8ef2uj1r no it fucking doesn't

@OliverOcelot29

4 жыл бұрын

@@nekoshka7985 he didnt miss the joke, he just pointed out that the joke was worded wrong

I got stuck for 35 hours in airport. I moved to argentina, and after a year decided to go back home. When I get to the airport turns out my immigration papers had expired the day before and I didn’t know (I thought I still had 5 more days) and I got stuck there because the place that dealt with that was closed until monday or something. Bureaucracy can get reeeally annoying. I cant even imagine what it was like for him all those years because for me those hours were complete hell

@Maddinhpws

5 жыл бұрын

This makes me happy that I live in Germany. At least I don't generally need immigration papers for anything.

@BirdSeedForSpeed

5 жыл бұрын

Maddinhpws really? Even if you go somewhere and stay there for like a year? Because see I live in brazil and we have a free passing trade with Argentina so you can travel between countries freely and dont need a passport to go there, but if you want to stay for a extended period you need to get immigration documents. I actually have european citizenship because my family is from spain so this would actually come in hand for me if you can just live anywhere in there

@Maddinhpws

5 жыл бұрын

@@BirdSeedForSpeed Dunno depends on the country. But if you are a spanish citizen you can at least live in the entire EEA without need for immigration documents.

@HusseinDoha

5 жыл бұрын

Ten years into his dilemma, he refused the residency offer made to him because it will list him as Iranian😲🤤😲. How nuts you have to be to reject that.

@BlueJohnXD

5 жыл бұрын

@@HusseinDoha Because his Iranian citizenship got revoked?

Ah yes when I was 4 most of my documents were stolen, I needed my SSC to get a birth certificate a birth certificate to get a passport a passport to get a birth certificate and I am 19 now and still haven’t gotten a passport or birth certificate

@Alchemeri

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@tranquilitickarma

3 жыл бұрын

Someone else commented something similar, lost their stuff in a house fire. Only took her 4 years. Maybe contact her and ask how she did it? Seems like a big problem

@georgelane6350

3 жыл бұрын

The US is so fucked for that. My sister had her British passport and birth certificate, and New Zealand drivers licence stolen last year. Already replaced all of them from New Zealand.

@kimgkomg

3 жыл бұрын

Okay "Jordan Haas," if that really is your real name.

@themisterdarknight4722

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

4:30 that's one hell of a "homeless shelter"

This is so sad. Alexa, build a house for Sir Alfred

@nathanj2439

5 жыл бұрын

Oh this is such a sad story. Alexa play Despacito!

@tejaswinipatil4320

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rowynnecrowley1689

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, I don't know that.

@ameyas7726

5 жыл бұрын

Alexa: Please enter Sir Alfred's Visa, Passport or Refugee papers....Access Denied!

@koreytato9815

5 жыл бұрын

Alexa, play never gonna give you up by Rick Astly

I’ll bet he got sick of that airline food

@rodigoduterte9192

5 жыл бұрын

kremit the frog not if he got used to it

@noahbowie5985

5 жыл бұрын

He wasn't on a plane so why would he have airline food

@PixelOverload

5 жыл бұрын

You know there's dozens of well known chain restaurants in any large airport, eh?

@TatarCheeseCake

5 жыл бұрын

Darkedor this is such a bs excuse that airlines make for their badly prepared food. The air pressure (which is supposedly what affects our taste) in a plane cabin is equivalent to between about 2000-2700m meters high. Anyone who has eaten in the mountains (eg 20 million people who live in Mexico city) will tell you that there’s literally no noticeable difference in how food tastes at these altitudes. So airlines need to start making better food instead of making excuses.

@astreo6

5 жыл бұрын

@@TatarCheeseCake And thats where your wrong. planes dont fly at 2000-2700m high. thats very low, not even for regional flights. They fly at 37000/35000 ft, which equals to 11000 m, so your argument dosent make sense.

Rest In Peace Sir Alfred. Terminal 1 of Charles de Gaulle airport won’t be the same without your presence

He unfortunately passed away today. A few weeks after returning to the airport (for unknown reasons).

I wouldnt feel so bad for being stuck in an airport... But he was stuck at CDG? And in Terminal one out of all? Poor guy!

@Coolsomeone234

5 жыл бұрын

If I had to be stuck at an airport It could *at least* Be something like Singapore Changi or Doha hammad

@Chrischi4598

5 жыл бұрын

@@Coolsomeone234 or Lufthansa's First Class Terminal in Frankfurt

@Coolsomeone234

5 жыл бұрын

@@Chrischi4598 True

@mats7492

5 жыл бұрын

@@Coolsomeone234 Indeed.. Id rather kill myself

@PrograError

5 жыл бұрын

@@Coolsomeone234 about changi... good luck staying in there at all... they'd kick ya ass out... and land you in jail

He was smuggling Baguettes tbh

@sebastianelytron8450

5 жыл бұрын

😂👌

@no-3238

5 жыл бұрын

”tbh”

@strayy1554

5 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't hand over the pictures he took of the Eiffel tower

@cappyisbacky5923

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@21starsinthesky97

5 жыл бұрын

Underground baguette trades

At the end of the day, the airport is the only place he could call it home. Rest in peace 🕊️

update: alfred died of a heart attack

So that's where my dad's been.

@htothek9780

5 жыл бұрын

Some tough shit

@alifaras693

5 жыл бұрын

No he isn't Freely.. and Freely is with me.

@oddball1652

5 жыл бұрын

No he’s still at the gas station.....

@oneowlboi7817

5 жыл бұрын

I never knew airports sell milk

@Live-Life-Freely

5 жыл бұрын

@@oneowlboi7817 ...and cigarettes.

In short he lived a life every Aviation enthusiast dreams of...

@oklol496

5 жыл бұрын

Haha this deserves to be pinned

@lucas1984

5 жыл бұрын

Have you been to CDG? That is not the airport you want to be stuck at - even as an aviation enthusiast.

@uyuman1

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucas1984 CDG the Stalinist donut of airports.

@TXLonghornFan22

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha great one

@cheesycheesecake1

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha great one

I’ve been to that airport before, I can’t imagine living in that hell for 18 years.

@LSSYLondon

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

Rest in peace sir Alfred

I just got one question: After being stuck in a french airport for over an decade, does he speak french?

@Chad.Commenter

5 жыл бұрын

Probably not

@lukesxxxx

5 жыл бұрын

merci beaucoup

@disthingsuxyt8272

5 жыл бұрын

Je deteste mon ami je prefer low poulet

@Accrovideogames

5 жыл бұрын

@DisThingSux YT: As a native French speaker, I can tell that what you said is total gibberish. You even used two English words and forgot an accent.

@PikaPluff

5 жыл бұрын

@@Accrovideogames its..... on purpose

Thanks for the advice! Next time I get stuck in an airport for 18 years I'll be sure to check out brilliant.org

@pangkan270

5 жыл бұрын

no dude you should check skillshare

@md.mujtabaraza1919

5 жыл бұрын

@¢h453NdR34m5 😂 me too

@sal_strazzullo

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah all these ads about brilliant.org, squarespace etc. in these channels 😂

@helili

5 жыл бұрын

and honey too if you need coupons

@bloo7663

5 жыл бұрын

ok mr. 777 likes

i watched the terminal on netflix last night and youtube just recommended this to me...google really knows more than we think

This reminds me of when you're tryna find a job, and when they want previous job experience which you can't get bc youre looking for a job to actually attain that experience

I won't be surprised when "A certain youtuber lost all his identity documents and stuck at Changi airport (because it's the best) for years" headline come up anytime soon. I will know who is he, his inspiration and motivation.

@yashwardhansingh4851

5 жыл бұрын

Who's is he?

@Felixkeeg

5 жыл бұрын

Wendover

@YourFriend413

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, at least Singapore got some good shit in their airport

@thedave7760

5 жыл бұрын

@@YourFriend413 Singapore is awesome There is an outside bar area with a sauna span and massage.

@randolphclarke4674

5 жыл бұрын

One Weird KZread Name probably Dennis bunnik

"Ways to become stateless ( don't do this )" Be born stateless. How am i supposed to be born again?

@bilack7007

5 жыл бұрын

Suicide?

@sir_john_hammond

5 жыл бұрын

Accept Jesus as your Lord and Personal Savior... duh.

@esaugamez8885

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck the system(8

@mrfingers4737

5 жыл бұрын

@@sir_john_hammond good one.

@mariajackson5829

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe if you are born mid flight to two countries... Not sure if that qualifies as stateless or just double nationality as you were born in both countries though.

He's basically living off the grid in an airport.

The first few minutes I was immediately reminded of the Terminal. The stories were so similar. Then you mentioned that the movie was loosely based on this guys story. Well the experience. That's really interesting to know where the movie was inspired from. A really great movie that is. It's underatted .

When ever I'm in an airport it always feels like I'm there for 18 years.

@sasmalprasanjit2764

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, so true, that 2hr feels like 2yr in there.

@jayredd8340

5 жыл бұрын

If everytime you go to the airport it feels like 18 years, and you lived there everyday for 18 years, would it feel like you lived there for 118,260 years? (18 years x the amount of days in 18 years, if you want to do the math yourself)

@edgeisloveedgeislife5439

5 жыл бұрын

You're usually stuck at an airport only a couple of hours, maybe 5-7 max, so multiply that by 3 *THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY*

@hkar4385

Жыл бұрын

@@sasmalprasanjit2764 I understand that lol. Time feels different when you are in airports and planes.

"Communist donut" - another great band name

@louisswanepoel1614

5 жыл бұрын

Would recommend 10/10.

@ps-uj5dm

5 жыл бұрын

Our donut

@matthewlee8667

5 жыл бұрын

Socialist Baguette

@lordtachanka7968

5 жыл бұрын

Donut 100

@natecarter3537

5 жыл бұрын

Anarchist bagel

And now he died in the same airport…

"Belgium, also known as the francerlands" Me, a belgian citizen: ''wait, what in the hell?"

@Actveable

4 жыл бұрын

"France-lite" :D

@laurensd.l.2717

4 жыл бұрын

We speak dutch and not french! I dont know what kind of shrooms this guy is on but they sound amazing

@edmonddantesdif5016

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurensd.l.2717 hmmm, you speak BOTH dutch and french! With a little german on the east...

@laurensd.l.2717

4 жыл бұрын

@@edmonddantesdif5016 Should've written 'we speak mainly dutch and not french' my mistake :)

@edmonddantesdif5016

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurensd.l.2717 oh! No problem. Damn corrector right? X)

omg terminal makes so much more sense now as a movie

Imagine the airport staff getting to know Sir Alfred and just treating him like family

I worked as a contractor for a state department that dealt with issuing state drivers licenses and state IDs. There were a couple of that I met that were in a Catch-22 of not having the proper documents to prove they were who they said they were and since that could not get the proper documents to prove their identity because they had no ID. It made me think I should probably get my full name and date of birth tattooed...

Rest in peace ❤

"In order to fly internationally you need a valid passport and visa" *laughs in EU*

@hellgames1000

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, you still need a passport...

@yendar9262

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, just your ID card.

@dii-1055

4 жыл бұрын

license car

@andremoreno1112

4 жыл бұрын

@@yendar9262 That is also the case between South American countries

@fridaberglind1642

4 жыл бұрын

Ninjask Is Bae I mean you’re dumb not to bring it these days

I thought that I was the only one who had thought of living in an airport

@hyml_300

5 жыл бұрын

Well do i have a movie for you

Rest in peace Sir Alfred.

he died yesterday bc of a heart attack

If he had brilliant for those 18 years he would've built an airplane himself

@l1fey123

5 жыл бұрын

@Carbon You are speaking the language of gods!

@SofiyaRaj

5 жыл бұрын

@Carbon lol!

@SpilledShelf5

5 жыл бұрын

Angelo Tognon 111th liker lel

@jonathanroiagarrado4800

5 жыл бұрын

@Carbon No, is you have brilliant for those 18 years, you would has gaining moneys and sharp brain to built airplane. *a u t i s m i n t e n s i f i e s*

@acmurda84

5 жыл бұрын

If you were brilliant, you'd build a proper sentence

He got 250,000 dollars and he moved to a homeless shelter? O.K.

@KinuGrove

5 жыл бұрын

Ya I think there is a lot more to the story. That is one way to save money and after all the years in the Airport I guess he was used to living with people around all the time.

@kineticdeath

5 жыл бұрын

or it all went into paying for his medical costs, seeing as he was stateless and had no access to any sort of national healthcare if any exists? Thats going to be my uneducated guess lol

@eileenbrans1000

5 жыл бұрын

It would have been the same burocratic nightmare for him to rent an appartement ! We would have need papers he didn't have, and with no papers there's no bank account or job, and you need to have both for most landlords to accept you in their property !

@eileenbrans1000

5 жыл бұрын

@@kineticdeath There's no hospital fees most times here in France (unless you're having plastic surgery or going in a private practice where they overcharge) thanks to our social security system :)

@qwertyTRiG

5 жыл бұрын

@@eileenbrans1000 Does that apply to non-EU citizens, though?

Sir Alfred passed away today 🙁

"If you ever get stuck in an airport for 18 years.." Goddamit i did it again

*Blast! This is why I hate flying!*

@arid_desert_storm

5 жыл бұрын

this meme is over 9000000000000000

@ohyeahyeah2625

5 жыл бұрын

You literraly fly 3827 times a day.

@nathandoesstuff1397

5 жыл бұрын

Not a happy landing

@hellknightf1

5 жыл бұрын

@Eggy birdface General Kenobi

@Th3De3je

5 жыл бұрын

*hello there*

How is he still alive living off fast food...

@ReformedSooner24

5 жыл бұрын

Lobetec Airports don’t ONLY have fast food.

@fahdidrissiaatouf425

5 жыл бұрын

@Donald trump and Rich piana france is a cheap country ??? the cheapest eligible food i found in CDG was a tuna sandwich which costed 2Euros and wouldnt be enough for a day or half a day

@lobetec314

5 жыл бұрын

@@ReformedSooner24 yea, but I wouldn't expect the non fast food are very healthy either.

@ninjafruitchilled

5 жыл бұрын

I guess he saved a bunch of cash not having any rent or bills to pay.

@masonm1124

5 жыл бұрын

Lobetec *cough cough* Not Exactly america (I’m American btw)

Rest in Piece, Mehran

Rip a legend

*MrBeast wants to know your location*

@Connie_TinuityError

5 жыл бұрын

Ice Which is Paris Charles de Gaulle Terminal 1

@khadija_n26

5 жыл бұрын

ِ you forgot Red Bench

@vibrantlife4862

4 жыл бұрын

He’s in terminal 1.

When you miss the school bus in the morning and you can’t get back into your house

@Jenni-Martikainen

5 жыл бұрын

Dyho why you don't have keys?

@regizzo9086

5 жыл бұрын

Jenni Martikainen Otherwise your parents are gonna get mad at you

wait a minute did you just say the francerlands... as a dutch speaking belgian I do not apporve

@ariscool7028

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@sbiebaut7289

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment :). And indeed, calling Belgium Francelands or France lite is terrible unfair to my Flemish speaking brothers and sisters in the North, (not to mention that French speaking Belgians really DO NOT identify as Frenchies, much to the contrary).

@LD-oq9lx

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, it's not like we want belgium in france either.

@duckface81

4 жыл бұрын

South Netherlands

@quentinbrabant7099

4 жыл бұрын

Ik was op zoek naar zo'n commentaar

Rest in Peace 🙏🏻

Newest entry into the Guinness record book “Longest time spent in an airport without a country”

I feel bad for him! He was probably afraid to leave after so many years there and may have felt like his life was wasted and couldn't contribute to society. I would probably go to a homeless shelter, too.

@sallylemon5835

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, why not. We could play chess while ponder why life is a lie over a coffee table

@wasilus

5 жыл бұрын

I am sure it was not the case, he was not a pussy dude like this generation.

@himself9342

5 жыл бұрын

wasilus trauma wouldnt let him leave the place. like stockholm syndrome

@GeorgeT0C2P0

5 жыл бұрын

Who wants to contribute to there country ?

@martymcfly88mph35

5 жыл бұрын

I'd take you in, Ashley baby.

Rest In Peace 😔

This is truly heartbreaking... I wish this man all the strength that he may need (should he still be alive anyway). He shall be remembered for the suffering he experienced...

That is a terrible transition to an advertisement.

@demokosonofazathoth2555

5 жыл бұрын

@@Pikmini like HOW WOULD YOU EVEN USE THE SITE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE A FUCKING LAPTOP

@surwo7990

5 жыл бұрын

MemeMaster yeah wtf he only got 50 subs

@RobertKonigsberg

5 жыл бұрын

WTF how is that possible?

@surwo7990

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Konigsberg show me your ways 😂

@RobertKonigsberg

5 жыл бұрын

@@surwo7990 it's nothing as great as you think. I work for Google. Long ago I knew some of the people on the Google Reader team, which had the first "verified human being" badges, and so they added me in as a verified human being, which transferred Buzz which transferred to Google+ which transferred to KZread. At least I think that's how it happened. Who knows?

A man was stuck in CDG Paris airport for 18 years so that Brilliant could be used as an ad in a video.

@kingpotato7183

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god hahahaha

@rohannock

5 жыл бұрын

exactly !

Who is here after Sir Alfred passed away?

I feel like at a certain point he just likes mooching off of the situation. That’s why he didn’t sign the papers to be allowed to stay in France, not because he didn’t want to be identified as Iranian.

@Liam-do7rv

3 жыл бұрын

Coincidence.

@Davey-Boyd

3 жыл бұрын

He really was not mentally well by the end. He was conditioned to and felt safe in the airport. And after his book came out he had cash. Nobody accused him of mooching off the situation, they were concerned about him. He actually thought he was British (Scottish) at one point. And, a few times his family actually visited him in the airport, and he acted as if he had never met them before! His mum was distraught about it.

@joshentertainment2

3 жыл бұрын

Why couldn't he become uk citizen

@odeswarms

2 жыл бұрын

@@Davey-Boyd he also had a brain tumor, could have contributed

@Davey-Boyd

2 жыл бұрын

@@odeswarms I didn't know that

I remember seeing him at the airport when i was 8.

@kulturfreund6631

4 жыл бұрын

...says Emmanuel Macron

@NucleaPowerIsTheShit

4 жыл бұрын

@@kulturfreund6631 ?

@oofmcoofy6769

4 жыл бұрын

@@NucleaPowerIsTheShit Emmanuel Macron, right?

@barnobarno5403

4 жыл бұрын

@@oofmcoofy6769 you are EMANUEL MACRON

They were worried he'd invade France by train

@fasoooli2751

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaistzar2831 because there is no M A G I N O T L I N E on belguim lol

@arianastan3118

5 жыл бұрын

William Fall No france would surrender

This guy was in an airport longer than I have been alive

@rain1641

4 жыл бұрын

same

He recently passed away sadly at the age of 77. RIP to Sir Alfred!

This is currently happening to a man named "Hassan Al Kontar". Who is also living in a airport terminal in Malaysia due to the same issues faced as Sir Alfred.

@wakakabravo7998

5 жыл бұрын

he already been deported back to syria.

@SummSK

5 жыл бұрын

@@wakakabravo7998 Source? Last news I've read said, he was arrested. There is no social media presence since then.

@mnizammasood

5 жыл бұрын

Hassan Al Kontar case is not even special like Alfred. Hassan is ego and stupid. I dont care if my word choices are rude. He bought a ticket to transit in KL. And in KLIA, he decided not to board the next flight that he should be taking. Some people said, he should fly to Sydney. But others said to Auckland. Lets just say, nobody knows. He applied for refugee status. And he was offered help from the Malaysian govt, Indonesian govt, Australian govt and even French govt. He turned all of them down. He ONLY WANTS refugee status to live and stay in Canada. So he is being an idiot. Total idiot to be honest. And he made it sounds like Malaysia is a bad country. And everyone sympathise him without knowing the true story. Canadian embassy in Malaysia said, it will take at least 9 months to process his refugee status because he 'is currently staying in a country that is considered peaceful and have no imminent threat in Malaysia'. So he made himself a laughing stock around the world. He turned Malaysia down and the Malaysian authority have no other choices but to deport him back to Syria. And yes, he refused to be sent to Australia. He is lucky for doing it in Malaysia. If he commit such childish in my home country, Singapore authority wouldve sent him back in less than a week.

@iamthetable8131

5 жыл бұрын

@@mnizammasood Yes Hassan is very ego and big dumb stupid

@seijisawamura000

5 жыл бұрын

Hassan Al Komtar is a delusional refugee thinking he's an expat

You mean Tom Hanks.

@MATAM29

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Natalia Kowalski

@protolanhan9824

5 жыл бұрын

@@MATAM29 Kowalski ANALYSIS

@gorodonramsay3304

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Justin Bieber.

@nightavenger375

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Jason Bourne

@jmoa5758

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Danks

Me :Alexa what nationality is alfred? Alexa: please ask me after 18 years because I need time to think about it.

"The Terminal" was a surprisingly good movie - but all Tom Hanks movies are.

@titusmccarthy

3 жыл бұрын

No, it was terrible and Tom Hanks played a "bumbling immigrant" man of no particular nation. It was really bad on Spielberg and Hanks.

The Francerlands. I love it!

@Skeemask

5 жыл бұрын

huh i dont get it

@bottomtext

5 жыл бұрын

@@Skeemask France + Netherlands

@AnimilesYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@Skeemask 1:25

@henkhenksen8454

5 жыл бұрын

Every Dutch and French person knows Belgium is secretly a fake country. It is indeed just the Francerlands, even though the Belgians deny it.

@k_meleon

5 жыл бұрын

@@henkhenksen8454I'm French and I think Belgium is an actual country. They have a very rich history and one of the main centers of european union(in Bruxelles)

18 years of his life WASTED

@wh7824

5 жыл бұрын

still better than prison. he still gets to eat restaurant food, communicate, use bathroom, and shop around the airport.

@chipchap9667

5 жыл бұрын

Skoool

@hugolafhugolaf

4 жыл бұрын

If he had had anything worthwhile to do, he would've acted accordingly. The guy is just a leech.

@jamesynfg2136

4 жыл бұрын

hugolafhugolaf did you not watch the video? Lmfaooo. The whole point is that he didn’t agree with Iran, but the only offers Belgium and France gave him came at the expense of being called Iranian.

Just learned that Sir Alfred has died after returning to CDG airport a couple of weeks ago.

Imagine how scared you'd be stuck in an airport during the turn of the century, with Y2K looming.