The funniest thing is, Darkseid probably only knows what and when Christmas is because Santa keeps coming back to taunt him every year. He has that one specific earth holiday memorized because he knows he can’t do anything about it. The man has Santaphobia.

@educationiskey3331

5 ай бұрын

Lol

@saltedgods6960

5 ай бұрын

perfect opotunity to say claustrophibia

@unculturedmanofculture6837

5 ай бұрын

​@@saltedgods6960 was about to say that😂

@ivandelgado5841

5 ай бұрын

“Ho ho ho” “stop it Patrick your scaring him!”

@DonaldPrevie

5 ай бұрын

Also is why he hates earth so much

I mean Clark is number 1 on Santa’s nice list as he believes well into adulthood that Santa is real and treats people with goodness. So Santa trolling Darkseid just feels like some poetic justice and irony.

@lastguardianofthedyinglight

5 ай бұрын

Santa also says that clark once asked for "a coffee maker for ma and pa" as a Christmas gift

@kazdaseer4507

5 ай бұрын

Awww thats precious ​@lastguardianofthedyinglight

@AndrewAce.

5 ай бұрын

Perfection

@ForgetxGravity

5 ай бұрын

Also remmember that he still belive in Santa like a kid (well, in that world is real but we all know what I mean)@@lastguardianofthedyinglight

@havefuntazarasu5367

5 ай бұрын

Santa is even greater than allah, because darkseid can literally beat allah if he wanted to

"-Why you hate Superman? -He believes in my worst enemy. "

@shoshanshosh3114

3 ай бұрын

Noice

@Quak-si5ik

22 күн бұрын

I love this comment

Santa is an elite level troll, he really infiltrates Apokolips every year just to taunt tf out of Darksied 😂

@alexl.4362

Ай бұрын

Trolling is an art form.

@grandpa8877

2 күн бұрын

He also knows Batman and trained him

@joshuaw9675

2 күн бұрын

@@grandpa8877 I don’t doubt that 🤣

Guess you could say he has… claustrophobia.

@manniking233

4 ай бұрын

Badummptsss! 😂😂😂

@lx5323

4 ай бұрын

It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus! HO! HO! HO!

@nana10967

Ай бұрын

😅

@justincarreras7753

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@Mcginnty948

Ай бұрын

@@lx5323stop it! You’re scaring darkseid!

Darkseid: *looks at calendar* it's the 24th Darkseid:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

@user-es9fk7nt3l

4 ай бұрын

Santa:YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!

@kyjudoesstuff7898

4 ай бұрын

​@@user-es9fk7nt3lpause

@ajdominguez1002

3 ай бұрын

​​@@user-es9fk7nt3l *realizing HO HO HO could have worked* "We were a step away from greatness- we were this 🤏 close"

@Diablo169chris

3 ай бұрын

1 like = 1k

@MalkuthEmperor

2 ай бұрын

​@@Diablo169chris ambitions 😆 I like it

I love how Santa is this jolly little stumpy Mario like ball of a man. Yet the towering and terrifying Darkseid is so frightened by him because there's nothing he can do to stop him from terrorizing him year after year lol...

Darkseid is lucky he meets santa claus every year and not Saint Nicholas. 😂

Santa be wilding

@Asian_Phan

5 ай бұрын

Santa be wilding

@ryokuato7426

5 ай бұрын

Santa be wilding

@NUHUHKING

5 ай бұрын

Santa be wilding

@marcojampang2391

5 ай бұрын

Santa be wilding

@Sanicpoopyyork

5 ай бұрын

Santa be wildin

Not sure about DCs Santa but Marvel’s Santa is OP af

@siphon1211

5 ай бұрын

Both of them are OP

@miguelbeoulve8247

5 ай бұрын

They are the same being, at least that is what some writters that work in DC and Marvel said

@kaikart123

5 ай бұрын

@@miguelbeoulve8247 he is also the same being as our Santa

@sogravvyproductions4176

5 ай бұрын

​@@kaikart123Oddly enough, that makes me feel a bit safer lol

@DarrenMallett2165585

5 ай бұрын

DC Santa , Marvel Santa and our Santa are all the same person/ being. So yes Santa is OP he is a true reality shaper

Kid: "Santa is not real" Darkseid: "Nuh uh"

Damn. There's a pecking order in the universe and sometimes you get a harsh reminder of where you sit. For Darkseid, that reminder comes on Dec 24th.

I absolutely love how Santa is willing to do all this BS but when Darkseid is about to commit a genocide he just disappears

@Melancholy_Myran

5 ай бұрын

Actually santa-claus is killed by lobo (the main man)

@unenthusiasticpokemontrain8162

5 ай бұрын

@@Melancholy_Myranthat actually isn’t the end of Santa

@ynkstrange9720

5 ай бұрын

Well, he's santa claus, not a super hero 😅

@RandoBox

5 ай бұрын

Santa's powers grow on Christmas. Unless Darkseid does an invasion on that date, Santa has no power.

@unenthusiasticpokemontrain8162

5 ай бұрын

@@RandoBox isn’t that just the marvel version? The dc version is different

Santa is actually immortal in DC and can't be killed, he's actually considered a devine being.

@wr5488

5 ай бұрын

Lobo murdered him with a machete in DC.

@housewilma4904

5 ай бұрын

yeah and then he respawned but it certainly wasnt pleasant.@@wr5488

@davidortiz3094

5 ай бұрын

​@@wr5488 He never really died

@shmeebs387

5 ай бұрын

Makes sense. He's St. Nicholas. He works directly for God.

@takokyatto8874

5 ай бұрын

@@wr5488that’s a comic rendition aka offshoot aka not apart of main continuity

Santa is a certified menace.

Fear on Darkseids face is priceless

Fun fact: Santa is the only character that darkseid afraid of Even his minions said why not kill him and then darkseid said: "Not him"

@danielendless

3 ай бұрын

Doomsday: excuse me...

@AMM-S

3 ай бұрын

​@@danielendlessdoomsday gets bodied by dark side and it's not close

@joethestrat

3 ай бұрын

​@@AMM-S Doomsday already tossed Darkseid like he was an iceberg salad.

@robertcastanpn288

3 ай бұрын

@@AMM-Sdoomsday aleady beat dark seid kok

@chadnorris8257

2 ай бұрын

@@danielendless Doomsday can beat him. He doesn't scare him.

If Superman can't beat Darkseid then Batman calls in the big guns and all we hear is a faint "Ho Ho Ho!" Getting louder and louder. While Darkseid had PTSD flashbacks

@jamielishbrook2384

5 ай бұрын

Santa lands and tell darkseids hess been a very naughty boy this year and rips off his coat SpongeBob frycook games style revealing a very buff dude on par with lobo. He proceeds to mock darkseid by telling him he's about to roast his chestnuts over an open fire.

@Onebigcod

5 ай бұрын

😂

@SteveDe935

5 ай бұрын

​@@jamielishbrook2384that is a horrific image, I like it

@jamielishbrook2384

5 ай бұрын

@@SteveDe935 ikr. I should make a fanfiction of that idea some time lol

@wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904

5 ай бұрын

When D-Day is on Christmas

Dude really left him with the goofy "Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck" run at the end

It's official............... Santa Claus deserves a spot on the Justice League

@yep1486

18 сағат бұрын

true, but he is too busy

@MightyGreenLantern17

16 сағат бұрын

@@yep1486 yeah, a good problem to have

American cop who arrested his barney cousin : finally a worthy opponent

@Ahrone1586

5 ай бұрын

What

@felder415

5 ай бұрын

Nani?

@dog7426

5 ай бұрын

For those wondering, Thanos was once arrested by the police.

@ronanchristiana.belleza9270

5 ай бұрын

@@dog7426 Question how?

@seriousspikesam7770

5 ай бұрын

Darkseid also got beaten up by regular thugs at one point. He was powerless, but still...

It’s the fact that Darkseid probably knew it was Santa that breached their defenses since he does it at the same time every year- and he still looked absolutely shook. Santa has traumatized him

@chadnorris8257

2 ай бұрын

Imagine being a nigh omnipotent being, powerful beyond comprehension, to the point that the descriptor for you is that you just ARE. And then there's this other guy who shows up once a year to call you out, and hand you some coal, and nothing you do can stop him.

Darkseid is so naughty that he's the only nonhuman that he visits. Lol

i love how comic santa is just insanely powerful and everyone is in awe with him😭

*checks calendar “Oh fuck it’s him again 😑”

@ajenechan7992

5 ай бұрын

*sees it’s Christmas* “LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS!”

@joshuaw9675

4 ай бұрын

@@ajenechan7992That won’t stop Santa 🤣

Santa knows good and well, Darkseid doesn't need an ounce of coal on Apokolips, but he needs to let him know he's being judged 🤣

@emharlyroquel7195

4 ай бұрын

Santa be petty that way, it's all about the message. I came all the way here and it took me this much to send you something so inconsequential to you and I will be leaving with you not being able to do something about it. Boi Santa be wildin

@TubeYouViewer12099

4 ай бұрын

Heh. What do you think keeps those fire pits burning????

@AndrewAce.

4 ай бұрын

@@TubeYouViewer12099 That's actually a good point, Santa may have been visiting Apokolips since time immemorial...

Darkseid and Satan Clause would get along just fine.

That’s actually really friggin hilarious props to comics for such comedy💪🏻🔥trolling Darkseid

Santa is a galactic threat💀💀💀

@Freshboii_tru

4 ай бұрын

lol it's funny when you put it like this

Santa treating Darkseid like a little Ho Ho Ho.😂

@THE_KING_RORY

5 ай бұрын

Im dead bro💀💀💀😭😭🤣 i can't breathe right now I'm laughing so hard.

@PhilandSofia

2 ай бұрын

I’m in the bathroom, ya made me unload real quick 🤣

The nicest "Fuck you" in history right here 😂

Santa Claus being canon is pretty cool 😂

Santa would beat him hands down.😂

When you start your video on Darkseid by showing a panel of Mongul on a throne in front of Superman…

@user-wt7rm1ze3i

5 ай бұрын

I had a feeling that was Mongul, nobody does their research anymore before putting up videos I guess

@FrankPerez1017

5 ай бұрын

Mongul is OP

@terencebaker306

5 ай бұрын

​@@user-wt7rm1ze3iyoure reaching bro bro. dont assume it makes an ass outta you and definitely not me pretty sure its just supposed to mislead or its a pretty cool thumbnail.

@terencebaker306

5 ай бұрын

You can read the above comment btw

@user-wt7rm1ze3i

5 ай бұрын

@@terencebaker306 I wasn't assuming nothing, I meant what I said, don't be a keyboard warrior bro bro, besides I wasn't talking to you, that was posted 2 days ago, get a life

Getting trolled by Santa Claus, that's a new one.

Darkseid is like"That's,that bullshit" 😂 hell yeah Santa

Haha you can't catch me I ate the ginger bread man

Santa is one of the most powerful characters in both DC and Marvel. Strait up doing whatever he wants .

Whether it be fiction or reality, nobody escapes the gaze of Santa. Everyone on the naughty list will suffer the consequences.

Santa is now on the naughty list 😂

@Onebigcod

5 ай бұрын

Huh?

Santa is wild

@alexl.4362

Ай бұрын

Santa is a Beast

Justice league: defeated by darkseid Santa: fine I'll do it myself.

Ain't no way that man went through Hell just to give coal to a God's face 😂😂

The part that makes this legit- “It gets harder for Santa every year” Bro pulls out spectacles to read “the list” while his uniform is smoldering from enemy fire, bombs, them giant dogs, for ☝️ solitary lump of coal. *Then bounces before omega beams ~ Every year*

You do realize the character sitting on a throne in the first frame of the video is Mongul?

@titusorelius9458

5 ай бұрын

You think these lying-ass youtube short creators give a shit?

@ChilleBruh

5 ай бұрын

They have no idea, no

@Atalas5

5 ай бұрын

well, Mongul is an adaptation/slight mockery of Thanos... who is an adaptation/slight mockery of Darkseid. All three made by Jack Kirbywhen he worked for DC, then went back to Marvel, then went back to DC@@ChilleBruh

@ashwolf2006

5 ай бұрын

It's the usual clickbait thumbnail

@schizzo8959

4 ай бұрын

I thought something was wrong.

Darkseid be getting coal while santa gave Thanos a beating 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I love the idea of Santa in both the marvel and dc universes being an unstoppable force of good in the form of the holiday spirit lmfao

Through the power of gift elves again Darkseid, I give you another humiliating inefficient source of power as you deserve. - Santa probably

Dark Seid :who disturbs my slumber? Santa: Ho Ho Holy shiiiii.....

Darkside:*Looks At The Calender* *Its Christmas* Darkside:Fu-

Marvel Santa Claus= The Most powerful mutant. DC Santa Claus= Casually humiliates Darkseid. What a riot lol

Ah yes the "joke" character who beats the "serious" characters

@Onebigcod

5 ай бұрын

Santa no joke. 😡

@jax0235

5 ай бұрын

Santa clause the goat fr

@ovyle

5 ай бұрын

Joke character?! Santa is the one true goat

@juston5454

5 ай бұрын

I know right, putting a joke character against Santa is terrible writing.

@kugelblitzkrieg

5 ай бұрын

Less of a joke than most dc properties nowadays.

Santa actually thanks Darksied for killing thousand of family because it make Santa list short

@drixzki1800

5 ай бұрын

Lol😂

@logeyperogi1805

5 ай бұрын

OH DAMN

@ronanchristiana.belleza9270

5 ай бұрын

Gotta give him some break though, 1 night was likely a nightmare for him lol

@keithabritt

5 ай бұрын

Worst take ever

@terencebaker306

5 ай бұрын

​@@keithabrittuh no w take. because either hes gonna switch up to be petty or it serve the express purpose of pissing off Darkseid to be thanked for "helping" him.

He doesn’t even destroy anything, he just disabled all his defenses to give him a lump of coal.

"Going to this place is a death sentence" 🎅🏼💀

Santa doing a little trolling lol

Maann, Darkseid better recognize and BOW DOWN!😂😂

Santa stay trolling! 😂

Not Darkseid being Claustrophobic 💀

my dumbass at first "it's just his avatar tho... why should it mean anything." the invader was Santa "Understandable. Have a nice day"

Santa clause: gives darkseid coal Darkseid: *this mother fu-* Santa clause: runs away yelling "until we meet again!" With a jolly laugh

Now that's Santa!!!😂😅❤

Santa trolling Darkseid is oddly wholesome.

That's hilarious love it

Dude, I could be wrong, but I am reasonably sure the picture with the guy on the throne, is not Darkseid but Mongul the world conqueror. Mongul has yellow skin and that shiny hexagonal thing on his chest that shoots out concussive and high energy blasts. I can’t believe Superman fans haven’t picked this up.

@doriankamanzi6874

5 ай бұрын

No many have and your right it is mongul

@Whaleydavey

5 ай бұрын

@@doriankamanzi6874 Thanks for clarifying- I wasn’t 100% sure.👍

Damn Santa being an Omega Level Mutant in Marvel and a menace to Darkseid on DC.

I just imagine darkseid trembling after seeing the silhouette of Santa’s sleigh and his reindeer in the moonlight 😂

"Guess who's back, back again?" - Santa

Ever Since then Darkseid always puts the Calendar Of December 24th as "Apocalypse Day"

You know you’re evil when Santa personally destroys an army just to give you coal

Santa just shows up every year to give Darkseid a lump of coal. What a prick.

Christmas closing in. Darkseid: Ah shit, here we go again

If I'm remembering right. In Marcel, Santa is unironically THE STRONGEST MUTANT recorded. Period. A reality bender plus some other abilities. However, here in DC, he is Ni'Klaus of Myra. And while not top tier in terms of power, as he did lose in a fight against Lobo; though it was not easy for Lobo. Santa's ability to just, keep doing this to Darkseid is almost like Marvel's Squirrel Girl. Like, in my head, Santa's got some weird condition in his abilities where it makes it literally impossible to stop him from delivering his presents, be them coal or otherwise.

Santa:no witnesses 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Even after all that, the dude still delivered all the presents.

Darkseid: I hate this fuckin holiday. Evil servant: why? *The clause proceeds to troll DS*

Twist...it's Batman in disguise engaging in psychological warfare on Darkseid.

Darkseid was too naughty therefore Santa Claus brought him naughty treats.

Santa Claus canonically being the strongest character in the DC universe is a fact that makes me happy

Finally the true Claustrophobia ...

Santa dipping out after giving him a lump of Cole has me rolln

I Can see Darkseid showering and closing his eyes then panicking because he imagines Santa Clause in breaching his defenses again lol

Santa: Bing Bong, your air defences are gone!

Santa secretly trained Mister Miracle 😁

I was like "Man, it's gotta be Batman". But this. LMAO

Imagine getting trolled by Santa, Big L darkseid 😭

Seeing Santa run had to have been hilarious

Is like Thanos with that person that only visits in his birthday xD

You know you're the worst when Santa manages to give your goofy ass some coal, While breaking in one of the most heavily defended places in the universe while making it look like it was a walk at the park.

Almost as good as lore accurate Santa irl. St. Nicolas punched a man for speaking bad about God.😂

I honestly wasn’t expecting it to be Santa but after watching this it checks out

Justice league should consider recruiting this Santa in their team....😂😂😂

St. Nick sure got some hilarious humor

I think the funniest thing is he comes back every single year

Damn Santa Claus be gangsta causing a whole Dark Seid to be shook 😂😂😂😂

I was expecting Squirrel Girl, but Santa works too.

Darkseid hates Superman, respects Batman, and gets humiliated by Santa Claus... That checks out

Darkseid: is it that time of the year? Goon: yes, sire. We would be expecting an uninvited guest... Again... Darkseid: "sigh"

This is as petty as Thanos and the random guy on his birthday

Plot twist: Santa only does that because that's what Clark wishes for every Christmas and Clark is the nicest boy on Santa's list.