Pov: you use Aaraau's destroy universe and wake up in a world with nothing but these monsters

@estelian5959

Жыл бұрын

If you can finish casting the spell, all of them dies, except for the Da Hard Wun that managed to run away to a different universe during the cast time

@firemonke4463

Жыл бұрын

Should have double cast it in your last campaign to get it as a cantrip.

@tatzecom

Жыл бұрын

@@firemonke4463 wait dont you become DM after casting it? Also, can i cast it as a ritual?

@CalifornianCuttlefish

Жыл бұрын

oh no

@Vassilinia

Жыл бұрын

@@estelian5959 I choked on my drinkfrom laughing too hard.

>barges into encounter at light speed >summons 1d20 goblins >refuses to elaborate further >leaves

@EgoJCs21

Жыл бұрын

That is more or less how the Verdans came to be.

@bryansmith844

Жыл бұрын

Classic da hard wun behavior

@LasermanSteam

Жыл бұрын

>barges into encounter at light speed >"what, did you think this encounter would start just like that?" >"this encounter is sponsored by..."

@Merilirem

Жыл бұрын

Explains where all those random trash mobs come from.

@gormold4163

Жыл бұрын

*10,227,270 miles per hour. A little over mach 13,329. Technically only about 1.5% the speed of light.

Comfort: Aphrodite pats your shoulder, but because she's got crazy broken stats, she accidentally turns you into a rapidly expanding mass of free atomic matter.

@tiacat11

Жыл бұрын

Worst thing is, that's not far off from an actual Greek myth.

@hazeltree7738

Жыл бұрын

@@tiacat11 Except you usually get turned into a flower Or an animal Or a monster

@tiacat11

Жыл бұрын

@@hazeltree7738 Nah the one between Zeus and Semele really did end with Zeus turning into a god and her just blowing the fuck up. Kinda fucked up

@papervulture

11 ай бұрын

​@@tiacat11if anything i feel the rapidly expanding mass of free atomic matter is rather chill by aphrodite's usual standards

@ericbishop8046

6 ай бұрын

@@tiacat11 FRRRRRR, God, exists. Fav human, AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, God. "oh. oops."

I like how the deathly dagger still does 1 damage to elementals, constructs, aberrations, oozes, plants, and undead. I'm just imagining this "Commoner Assassin" instantly killing god, but then struggling to kill a potted plant.

@Pravanul

Жыл бұрын

Just One Punch Man versus a mosquito

@XD-sc4ix

Жыл бұрын

​@@Pravanul or one punch man vs a cat

@tumage8592

Жыл бұрын

Mein kleiner Grüner Kaktus steht draußen am Balkon

@jocoder255

Жыл бұрын

I'm imagining someone casting a con save cantrip and killing it instantly just like "huh. That wasn't so tough."

@yourbiggestfan395

Жыл бұрын

I'm unsure why only this "commoner Assassin", something that's well documented apparently since there's a commonality in their appearance, would be the only enemy wielding the "Death Dagger" why wouldn't every bbeg and his minions all use it? Imagine some Lich fields an entire undead army with instant kill weapons.

Do NOT use the Atlas monster block! I used it last week at my session and I'm now wanted for several charges of murder!

@alphanoodle1877

Жыл бұрын

You have a murderhobo party? Use the ATLAS The number one option for rude, uncaring, dickish players. Those that would see the end of your campaign to much for you? The ATLAS has got your back. Ready to commit first degree murder at your order. Death by your choice, laser or slams, death and destruction on those pesky murderhobo players.

@user-a5Bw9de

Жыл бұрын

It feels like you've also violated several Federal laws by hacking into and operating the classified military satellite ATLAS, which is equipped with lethal-grade laser cannon, through unknown means. If this somehow turns out to be true, you've also committed a crime against the International Law for Peaceful Usage of the Outer Space. Man, this monster is the definitive version of a double-edged sword.

@brib4911

Жыл бұрын

Oh the solution is simple. Use Atlas.

@quantummidget

Жыл бұрын

I demand a trial by... D&D

@zynthio

Жыл бұрын

I didn't think this needed to be said

20 assassins on average will kill aphrodite in one turn

@usxldcom7543

Жыл бұрын

Commoner sweep

@kirkkerman

Жыл бұрын

They can't hit her AC though

@dascientist8443

Жыл бұрын

@@kirkkerman They still hit if they crit, at which point she “suffers instant death”.

@blurb9319

Жыл бұрын

@@kirkkerman Crit

@jeroen92

Жыл бұрын

@@kirkkerman yes they can. Crits always hit.

In my head-canon, the da hard wun is an anomaly that spawns (or re-spawns) goblins in random dungeons. It constantly travels around the world like santa and essentially restocks abandoned dungeons for future adventurers.

@szysi3k

Жыл бұрын

I was always questioning all those flaming torches and fresh food in closed dungeons in Skyrim etc. Must have been a cousin of Da Hard Wun, with a different (re)spawn abilities.

@rynemcgriffin1752

Жыл бұрын

@@szysi3k Yeah it’s called “It Jus Werks”

@gabrielbarraza9929

Жыл бұрын

@@rynemcgriffin1752 Da Werkin Wun

@ComedicLetter

Жыл бұрын

@@rynemcgriffin1752Todd Hardward

@morrigankasa570

5 ай бұрын

​@@szysi3kIt is semi-canonical that the Draugr themselves light the Torches and somewhat keep the crypts clean as part of their duties.

I bet the Aphrodite one was made specifically because some DM somewhere had a player that said something along the lines of “I bet my character could kill Aphrodite, she can’t be that strong” and that caused a nerd argument powerful enough to create that stat block out of spite

@PieletPi

6 ай бұрын

The player won so they had to rework it

Da hard wun is basically the DnD embodiment of that "The issue with being faster than light is that you always live in darkness" meme.

@EdKolis

Жыл бұрын

That and the spelling make me wonder if it's an eldritch horror from Warhammer...

@will3971

Жыл бұрын

@@EdKolis Da Orkz had fun naming that one.

@Merilirem

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like it lives in water.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

Жыл бұрын

Swimity Swim

@ohyea8486

Жыл бұрын

Breaking causality by travelling faster than light only to summon goblins and be stinky, this is going in my campaign

I like how the assassin commoner can insta kill everything except elementals and abberations

@ItsmeInternetStranger

Жыл бұрын

Or Oooze or Plants. Ancient Dragon? Dead in one hit! The Ficus? Too strong for me.

@chaosjimthevoidlord3762

Жыл бұрын

constructs, and undead are safe too

@overworkedwarlock94

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget oozes. A gelatinous cube would wreck shop on it.

@Pickled_Poet

Жыл бұрын

It looks like only creature types that can be traditionally poisoned, or would have "blood" are included

@dmeep

Жыл бұрын

also constructs like warforged and mechagnomes

I love how Ains is a 15th level spellcaster that appears to know two first-level spells and two second-level spells. Also, with only 99 HP it instantly dies to Garlic Bread domain Cleric.

@dragonheart1236

Жыл бұрын

I sense an unfinished stat block

@TheGoron3000

Жыл бұрын

Also totally not an Overlord reference

@FFKonoko

Жыл бұрын

Considering how low its spell save dc and to hit are for a 15th level spellcaster it also feels like someone didn't quite understand dnd spellcasting.

@leonardhollsten8145

Жыл бұрын

@@FFKonoko I feel that is the case with nearly all of the DnDbeyond Homebrew. They don't understand HP, AC, to hit, damage and a wide variety of other thing. All they understand is if they put big number (1000 in most cases) and does a bajillion damage and they autohit they have created a good monster. Its why there are nearly more 30 CR monsters in DnDbeyond than between 20-29 CR.

@Rutherford_Inchworm_III

11 ай бұрын

None can stand before the power of Garlic Bread. I'm hungry just thinking of it.

DM: "A.T.L.A.S. charges his devastating laser beam, dealing 20 damage to all of you." Player: "That's not too bad." DM: "Not to your characters, to you" Player: "What?" (The A.T.L.A.S. miniature turns towards the player side of the table and starts glowing menacingly)

@eldritch-rage

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@novagears3604

Жыл бұрын

Atlas can also have 40 hit points

@robertagren9360

Жыл бұрын

That's why they never have maps in D&D

@theman6422

Жыл бұрын

This is zathura now. You must fight the robot now

@thefriendlystegosaurus7472

Жыл бұрын

To clarify hit points in real life are how many hits a SHIP can take before it sinks. Everyone has 1 hit point, by that rule. soooooooo

The best thing about Da Hard Wun is that it’s a Tiny swarm of Medium beasts. It’s multiple creatures, but when they’re together they take up far less space than if they were separate.

@ludiloigranje9921

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, hilarious.

@EdKolis

Жыл бұрын

It's a miniature neutron star. Breaks physics already...

@zhoufang996

Жыл бұрын

I'm now wondering if it's some kind of joke about quantum mechanics

@memyself229

Жыл бұрын

You're ignoring the fact it can travel 3/4 the world's circumference in one turn

@SimoLInk1698

Жыл бұрын

This thing just defies all laws of physics without a care in the world

Ugh this brings me back to the dumbest homebrew I made for fun. I made a live goose as a weapon that does 2d4 damage on a hit but if you miss with the goose then it gets an attack of opportunity on you

@gurmyigoll3535

Жыл бұрын

Sounds great as a gag weapon made by gnomes to troll people. Any other funny ideas?

@ImmortalLemon

Жыл бұрын

@@gurmyigoll3535 one friend of mine had an idea for a sentient magic item that was an incredibly powerful bow that does damage similar to a 9th level spell. The only catch is that you have to pass a DC 30+ persuasion check otherwise she refuses to fire correctly. And then she will ignore you for the rest of the week

@ther.w.d.channel1501

Жыл бұрын

I'm using this now😂

@pafnutiytheartist

Жыл бұрын

This actually sounds like fun. The stuff in the video is too op to be fun

@ImmortalLemon

Жыл бұрын

@@pafnutiytheartist I usually try to keep things balanced but dumb

The problem with the Da hard Wun is if he stubs his toe while travelling at 90,000,000 speed and takes, say, 1 damage. His legendary action will trigger and deal 10 damage to him for hurting himself, which will trigger his legendary action for hurting himself and deal 100 damage, which will trigger the 3rd use of his legendary action for 1000 damage and he's dead.

@Pihsrosnec

Жыл бұрын

there is no way stubbing your toe at that speed only deals 1 damage

@mariothane8754

Жыл бұрын

I imagine in one campaign, the goal is to defeat the entirely legendary beast that nobody has ever faced and survived, and the players learn that this is the only way to defeat it.

@1Peasant

11 ай бұрын

If it has toes that's bleed, we can kill it

@teathesilkwing7616

10 ай бұрын

Not necessarily. In that case, you could say that the thing he stubs his toe on is the attacker. He stubs his toe on a table, taking one damage and breaking the table

@Elyseon

9 ай бұрын

"Stop hitting yourself!"

Da Hard Wun being a tiny swarm of medium beasts implies it's just a tiny, hyper-dense ball of the compacted flesh and bone of several animals. No wonder it yearns for death.

@eldritchcupcakes3195

3 ай бұрын

Also no wonder he’s the hard one

“1 damage thats not very deadly” ominous last words before he succumbs to the suffering of the Commoner (Assassin’s) instant death

@Oxygen1004

Жыл бұрын

"HA you only poked me with tha-"

@ComedicLetter

Жыл бұрын

“NEVER CHALLENGE A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!”

Da Hard Wun doesn't just break the sound barrier. He's moving at 4.5 million meters per second, that's 1.5% the speed of light. The air fuses with the front of his body as he runs, creating massive explosions whenever he moves

@shepgustafson8131

Жыл бұрын

Yes, it would be going over 10000 times the speed of sound

@Tletna

Жыл бұрын

But that's it's max speed, if it ever chose to move at it, everyone would die and then no one would be left over to give it the sweet sweet release of death. So, it *can* move that fast, but generally does not.

@banaman7746

Жыл бұрын

speed of light is approximately 300 million meters per second (299,792,458 m/s) and the speed of 90 million would be over 6 seconds, not one... broken down that's still 15 million meters per second which is about 5% the speed of light though, so... ya. based on a certain xkcd article, I'm gonna say you are probably still correct. turns out, the only thing da hard wun needed to do... is go at full speed.

@alphastronghold715

Жыл бұрын

Except that he can only use that speed in the water, which would do substantially more damage as the water is more dense and thus has more material for fusion.

@KairoStark

Жыл бұрын

You see, Da Hard Wun are one with the Speed Force

Out there somewhere, someone has an extremely careful balanced homebrew monster manual where 460 AC is a very meaningful amount and making it 470 would utterly break their entire thing.

@Soitisisit

8 ай бұрын

Well I didn't, but now I'm tempted to make that my morning.

@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong

8 ай бұрын

@@Soitisisit one of my friends runs a campaign where the players are basically jrpg characters. Think every number boosted to a baseline of 1000

@Soitisisit

8 ай бұрын

@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Nice. Sounds fun, but also isn't for me. For me, the more zeroes that trail after the number, the less I actually feel connected to the number. I'd rather a hit of 13 be a kill than a hit of 130. If, for some reason, I was ever in a system where I needed the precision that having a hit multiplied by 10 would need, I'd rather use decimals. The math isn't any more difficult, but it's mentally easier for me to calculate percentages and how much I should worry when I get hit for 12.6 out of 16 hp rather than 126 out of 160. It's a subjective thing, but that's how it is for me. For me, if I am getting big numbers involved, it's gotta scale proportionately. i.e. 100 damage should be worth ten times 10 damage rather than be effectively the same but scaled by 10 for big numbers. It's one of the things that makes me prefer the original Final Fantasy NES games to the remakes besides the aesthetics and nostalgia. It's very much a "to each their own" and I wouldn't have a problem playing in a system like that if that's what my friend group wanted to play. But no, when I hear "AC of 460" or something dumb like that, I absolutely intend for the player to just dip their hands in a bucket full of d20s and drop them on the table. Otherwise, I don't see much point unless you're in a really wacky system where you do something like roll a d20 and then roll a d100 for your multiplier. Which could work, but would also probably frustrate me as a player until I was used to it. Whereas just dumping a bunch of dice on the table is funny and gives a perk for owning that many math rocks. The key would be to not do it too often lest counting the dice take up half the session and get on everyone's nerves. I'm interested to hear a bit more about the system that your friends run though.

The Aphrodite one get's even better when you scroll down and read "Aphrodite is the lover of Shade The Shadow Stalker, God of Darkness, Fear and Vengance, but despite their immense love they rarely meet, existing in two opposite planes." and realize the uploader is named TheShadowStalker And also the 115 DC wisdom save to resist being charmed. And that if... IF... Aphrodite manages to die, the effects wear off over 1d10 months. Until she comes back.

@WarmLusamine

Жыл бұрын

OC self-fellatio, gotcha.

@_Hamler

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@sushimartyr6311

11 ай бұрын

I can’t tell if that’s sweet or somewhat sad or both.

@mealone2234

8 ай бұрын

​@sushimartyr6311 its sad, its just sad. Im a romantic at heart and a very empathetic person. Thats just sad.

@EarthPhantomTS

8 ай бұрын

Something tells me She's not into him, though.

I'm not sure if Jacob knew this or not but for anyone wondering, Ainz Ooal Gown is a character from an anime. So somebody was trying to make a stat block for an anime character and probably got annoyed at DNDBeyond's monster creation process

@Vassilinia

Жыл бұрын

A weeb definitely made that sheet lmaoooo

@PaigeDyerASMR

Жыл бұрын

@@Vassilinia 100%

@christophercrafte

Жыл бұрын

They also completed nerfed it making him useless instead of the powerful lich he is.

@Doncroft1

Жыл бұрын

Overlord

@HunterTracks

Жыл бұрын

@@christophercrafte They probably wanted to make him a boss for a lvl 1 oneshot, if I had to guess.

I find it funnier imagining Aphrodite being prone and still chasing after you on all fours like some kind of horror movie villain xd

@starwarsnerd100

Жыл бұрын

Or that part of Revenge of the Sith where Greivous scuttles around on the ground like a crab.

@NinjaSushi2

Жыл бұрын

She's the goddess of love so of course she's prone.

@arthropodqueen

Жыл бұрын

she's also gargantuan

@EdKolis

Жыл бұрын

@@starwarsnerd100 Crabs walk sideways and lobsters walk straight... But please do go and take her for your mate!

@AllyOJustice

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the bad guy from Bob’s Burgers.

Ironically, Ains Oowl Goon should have a stat block that looks more like Aphrodite according to his canon

@Michael-bc3es

7 ай бұрын

Needs An ainz sausaga ability where every mistake he makes is really just perceived as his 10k year plan

@kippeen8195

6 ай бұрын

The states make sense if you watch the show. Dude literally killing whole country's army like its nothing. 😮

@groovyhoovy2606

6 ай бұрын

Since Yggdrasil from overlord is based on DND Ainz is supposed to be as strong as a level 20 elder litch more or less

@EskChan19

5 ай бұрын

@@kippeen8195 The Aphrodite stats would make sense. The stats for Ainz don't make any sense at all, his stats SUCK. He's not very strong, he knows a few cantrips and a second level spell, he's CR 5 at most in this version. He's definitely not a 30

@kokirij0167

4 ай бұрын

I know this comment is 4 moths old but what I find even worse is that he straight up doesn't have anything akin to The Goal of All Life is Death. THAT'S HIS SIGNATURE SPELL, HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT????

Assuming the Commoner (Assassin) managed to get at least one sneak attack on Aphrodite, if crit successes are allowed, then it's possible her insane stats wouldn't mean anything if she suffers instant death.

@kikixchannel

Жыл бұрын

What's even the point of training men to become knights if that demotes them, right? Why make ones fighting forces less lethal...Enslave them all, I say! Enslave and turn into one-hit-kill monsters with insane dexterity! Yeah...

@sarahmellinger3335

Жыл бұрын

@@kikixchannel undead

@AverageEggmonEnthusiast

6 ай бұрын

I can just imagine 2 7yo duking it out.

I love how underpowered Ainz's statblock is in comparison to the character it's based on.

@martinnielsen2470

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Relative to own universe he's a borderline deity, summoning lovecraftian horrors because he wants someone's land and commanding an army of essentially demi-gods. Ainz in Dnd? I can cast a couple spells... they probably won't hit, but they're kind of neat.

@PhoenixIsTrash

Жыл бұрын

Ah, it's an Anime homebrew. That.... explains a lot.

@ballsucker28

Жыл бұрын

My dm actually had a character that reduces you to 1 hp with grasp heart

@BioYuGi

Жыл бұрын

Ainz has won fights against the most powerful people in the realm just by going Time Stop. Grasp Heart/Instant Death and it's not failed him once. In a world where most humans can get to like, 'level 30' he would be showing up as 'Level ?!?!?!?'

@Tate_THG

Жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixIsTrash but it’s a anime sorta based off dnd, the author wrote the serious when his friends became to busy to play games or do dnd with him

The weirdest part is that Aphrodite has like, functional crosslinks and an edit history, which implies that a sincere amount of work went in to 600d8 on all attacks

@HappyBeezerStudios

Жыл бұрын

feels to me like either a final boss, a deus ex machina, or a god the players aren't supposed to anger. For some actually well calculated homebrew setting.

@Master26Productions

Жыл бұрын

@@HappyBeezerStudios This is what I came here to say. We just finished our campaign and after everything was wrapped up our DM gave us a monster to just go wild on and use all of our skills and characters before our next campaign and characters. Could be for something like that.

@Tinil0

Жыл бұрын

@@Master26Productions But I cannot possibly imagine legitimate characters that even max level in a party of 8 or whatever could call that an encounter. It's over the top when there is no reason whatsoever to be over the top. And when you made it over the top originally you didn't need to FURTHER EMPOWER IT. That's just some idiot mentally jerking off.

@Master26Productions

Жыл бұрын

@@Tinil0 Oh absolutely. Even in our high power campaign this thing is FAR beyond us. We would get wiped instantly. Just a theory for how this monstrosity was somehow created.

@Master26Productions

Жыл бұрын

@@Tinil0 And yeah, like you said they just overdid it. It's AC and other numbers could be half of what they are and it'd still be absolutely bonkers.

I can't get over how Atlas walks faster than he can run.

@Belphegorite

Жыл бұрын

Really long strides when walking, but it runs like it's dancing in an 80's music video.

@Pihsrosnec

6 ай бұрын

it's like it's underwater ig

@user-qi6pv9jh7o

3 ай бұрын

Running is, like, jumping on one leg, then another one, and again Must be hard if he's heavy Or it's just that walk is so menacing that everything else gets slower

some people say that when you roll a nat20, you always hit regardless of the target's AC, so if deathly dagger rolls a nat20, it will instant kill Aphrodite because they are a celestial

@patrickholzer6415

11 ай бұрын

Nah, it won't insta kill her, it will make her *suffer* insta kill, huge difference XD

@FallenFromGlory

8 ай бұрын

that's the rules yeah

@alimcknight

2 ай бұрын

when you roll a nat20 you do always hit

I just like to imagine a level 20 party defeeating a the BBEG who is the most powerful lich, but before that lich dies he hires his far far cousin billy who is a peasent slave and just oneshots the PCs

@yuvalgabay1023

Жыл бұрын

The party: haaa thats kinda sad .hed just a commoner whit a knife what can he *tf2 crit noise*

@Wampao

Жыл бұрын

@@yuvalgabay1023 Oh my god, it's Spy TF2

@Merilirem

Жыл бұрын

They tried to run from Billy but kept getting distracted by random goblins which seemed to appear out of nowhere.

@senritsujumpsuit6021

Жыл бұрын

​@@Wampao surprised theirs no brew of him that is just no stats besides bear perfect stealth guaranteed crit when bending down

De hard one killed me. I couldn't stop laughing at the implications of there being an enemy, that at any point in time, can just teleport to the party, summon goblins, then teleport away. AT. ANY. TIME. Trading with a trader? Goblins. Talking to the king? Goblins. Drinking at the bar? Gobilns. This enemy would be the most Troll enemy the DM could add just to laugh and make the players really mad.

@Przemko27Z

Жыл бұрын

Actually, it would be the most Goblins enemy the DM could add.

@pizzaparker6986

Жыл бұрын

Da Hard Wun is no longer on D&D beyond :(

@andrefelipe7865

Жыл бұрын

Its basically those mods in Skyrim where if you do the wrong thing, 5 trillion bears spawn out of nowhere

@sssargon8569

Жыл бұрын

@@pizzaparker6986 It actually still is, you just have to scroll a bit more cause a few ppl upvoted it

@jesseskoubo855

Жыл бұрын

Although if DaHardWun passes through the threatened space of someone with sentinel....

13:35 : But don't forget, when Da Hard Wun moves within 5 feet of an enemy, and then tries to run away -- even though he can run millions of feet per round -- the enemy can get an opportunity attack against it.

@cewla3348

5 ай бұрын

even though it moves faster than light, you can still hit the opportunity attack

@hypertoaster9961

5 ай бұрын

And then there is that one random fighter with sentinel like "nah uh, son!"

@PikaPenny17

2 ай бұрын

Also you can prepare an action to attack it.

My favorite part about these videos is when Jacob laughs about how a word definitely doesn't exist just to find out that it was skipped over in his education.

For the record, the word "villain" (as in "a doer of evil") is an evolution of "villein" (a serf). In-between was a period where "villain" was used as a general insult ("you are poor/icky, but not necessarily evil"). If you read Shakespeare, you'll see character casually call servants and stuff "villain" because the word meant "low class" but did not yet mean "evil" in his day.

@TheThirdPrice

Жыл бұрын

That's very interesting! Thanks for sharing, I love etymology :)

@Xelante427

Жыл бұрын

Interesting how languages and cultures that are close together tend to follow close evolutions in meaning, as do words that look somewhat close to each other. We got pretty much the exact same thing in french, any word derived from latin "vilis" (cheap) like "vil" (vile) got from there to downright "ugly, poor-value" and on to "moraly wrong, repulsive". Which is not very different from the way the meaning of villain evolved in both english and french, even if current french "villain" is closer to "nasty" than to current english "villain". And all this despite the fact "villain" evolved from a completely different latin word originaly : "villa" (farmhouse). In parallel, "vaurien" (lit. worth nothing) for a worthless person, is actually a term that carries more favorable meaning today than it did back-then, though it's use has gotten pretty rare. Now I wonder if the same happened to some similar english designation like maybe rascal ?

@michaelramon2411

Жыл бұрын

@@Xelante427 For a related word, "vulgar" derives from the Latin word for "common" or "ordinary." The main Latin Bible translation is known as the "Vulgate" because it was in the common language so that normal Romans could read it. But over time, vulgar shifted to mean "dirty", "profane" or "gross/bad but not exactly evil", and is nowadays mostly associated with swearing. I can't think of a word that has gone from bad to good off the top of my head, other than that "bad" itself sometimes gets used as a positive in slang. Its normal use of, well, "bad", is still much more common.

@agilemind6241

Жыл бұрын

@@Xelante427 For recent examples in english "fat"/"Phat" and "sick" are now have positive uses depending on the context, "awesome" also used to means intimidating / terrifying and is now pretty universally good. "ghetto" is in the process of shifting from bad / terrible / discusting to a specific style / subculture that isn't necessarily good or bad.

@ComedicLetter

Жыл бұрын

“So class, what have we learned?” “Poor people are evil!” *”NO!”*

That Ainz Ooal Gown build is drastically underpowered compared to the character its based on. Dude's got over 700 spells including Meteor Swarm, Power Word Kill, and Time Stop. Frankly it'd be easier naming which D&D spell he _can't_ cast.

@lordgod9958

Жыл бұрын

Also his stash of world items

@chrismanuel9768

Жыл бұрын

I almost feel like it was a joke. They made a ridiculous OP anime super villain whose entire concept is they're an unkillable badass... and they made him have 13AC and like three spells

@camerapasteurize7215

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 13 AC? 99 HP? Four Spells???!?!?!

@chongwillson972

Жыл бұрын

@@chrismanuel9768 overlord fan here and well ainz is not really unkillable in the series , their are foes that could kill if he was not careful.

@justingovas415

Жыл бұрын

@@chrismanuel9768 nothing is ever unkillable.

The figures we see on the Aphrodite character makes me think it has to be some kind of NPC that a DM (probably a new DM, but thats okay,) made to counter a party who cannot restrain themselves from visciously attacking and murdering every NPC the DM puts in front of the party lol. That has to be it. She can tank anything with 460 armor and in case that doesn't work she can literally fly away like a supersonic jet, and if she somehow does get hit "10/day[,] if Aphrodite fails a saving throw, she can choose to succeed instead." Lmao.

@Beepers559

5 ай бұрын

And then she gets backstabbed by commoner (assassin) and suffers instant death

Da Hard Wun is actually pretty cool as like a high concept entity that roams the planet. Just make it so it can't heal so that eventually with enough time, it can be released from this mortal coil.

Every goblin you've ever encountered was summoned just for you on the spot by the da hard wun. It all makes sense now.

@Kikoberserk

Жыл бұрын

that's the goblin god on my every campaign from now on

@Gladuos1

Жыл бұрын

@@Kikoberserk the stat block reads like it was written by a goblin too lmao

@Lil.Grandpa

Жыл бұрын

Deepest lore.

I love the irony of Ainz Ool Gown, being an over the top OP anime character, being dwarfed by commoner (assassin) and Aphrodite 🤣🤣🤣

Super late to mention this, but Ainz Ool Gown is from an anime, which is why stuff like "plate or robe" doesn't make sense, because he actually changes class in the show thus changes armor type [and yet keeps same AC cause anime].

@Pihsrosnec

6 ай бұрын

pretty sure in the show the AC is different but doesn't matter because both are obscenely OP... like 500 AC vs 700 AC Honestly that show was really boring and disappointing. I thought that because the world was clearly not a threat by itself the conflict would be between his faction or something, trying to balance the evil persona he created for a video game with no real consequences with his actual morality without letting his minions realise something was up and betray him. Instead it's just the anime equivalent of a hydraulic press video where a variety of things are completely decimated with no real chance of winning.

@mt__freezeice9891

5 ай бұрын

He changes his class so that he can equip higher level melee weapons

@jimshotfirst4887

5 ай бұрын

@@Pihsrosnec”anime equivalent of a hydraulic press video” has me cracking up, I’m gonna steal that

@Pihsrosnec

5 ай бұрын

@@jimshotfirst4887 glad to be of service!

@assassin_5656

5 ай бұрын

​@@PihsrosnecI'd recommend reading the light novels. They delve far more into Ainz's personality as well as the NPC's personalities. The anime is a mid quality remake of the novels that tries but fails to be good😂. The whole story is basically about how you cannot escape everything, that includes Ainz as he slowly falls into despair and loneliness

9:40 You're right, that could make a cool feat. Sheer Determination: - Increase your Constitution score by 1, to a maximum of 20. - After you take damage from a weapon attack or a spell, you may use your reaction to roll 1d6 and add the number rolled to your AC for 1 minute. You may use this feature a number of times equal to your Constitution modifier, regaining expended uses after a long rest. Or something like that.

Ainz Own Gown is the main character from the anime Overlord. Overlord was originaly a web-novel and the creator (kugane maruyama) is an avid fan and player of Advanced Dungeons and Dragons and Dungeons and Dragons 3.0-3.5 . Overlord takes a lot of inspiration from early editions of d&d and the main character would normaly be the BBEG.

@ws04

Жыл бұрын

^^^

@CharlieSmith-ts1eg

Жыл бұрын

i watch the anime

@Wertical93

Жыл бұрын

Overlord is a great anime, but that statblock doesnt't make sense :D

@realdragon

Жыл бұрын

@@Wertical93 He do have 13 AC plate or robe

@christophercrafte

Жыл бұрын

I read your comment before it showed up in the video and assumed he was gonna be understandably op but nah they nerfed him into the ground. I think the person who made it wanted to make Ains but wasn't exactly qualified to make dnd homebrew.

I like the idea behind the Da Hard Wun. It is a swarm of medium beasts, but the swarm itself is only tiny. Those wolves are compressed into diamonds, no wonder they are hard.

"There are two wolves inside you. One is Commoner Assassin, the other is- THE NEW SWIFFER POWER MOP!" -A perfectly-timed ad

"comfort" is the name of aphrodite's laser-guided railgun

I now want two things. A combat session where one person controls Aphrodite and everyone gets a monster from the rest of this video and tries to defeat her. An SCP Foundation campaign with these as anomalies.

@greenscreencarcrash

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Da Hard Wun could beat Aphrodite

@rotothedragonlord7198

Жыл бұрын

@@greenscreencarcrash All he needs is enough goblins

@starwarsgeek944

Жыл бұрын

And all of this is a fun little game conjured up by the Crimson King. Perfect idea for a one-shot.

@ricorex6705

Жыл бұрын

All you need is the commoner assail and hope for a crit and cause them to suffer instant death

@AreaCode000

Жыл бұрын

Bro let's DO THIS!

Things I love about A.T.L.A.S's "if you are unconscious, paralyzed, charmed, ect., make one other player unconscious, paralyzed, charmed, etc." effect at 10:52: - It says roll "a dice" - plural - It does not specify a DC, so the dice roll is pointless - It says the affect applies to *players*, not player characters - The implication is that the DM picks up a "dice", rolls it for no reason, and then if one of the players has fallen asleep waiting for their turn, another player does too.

@aionicthunder

Жыл бұрын

- "All knows all knows due to him knowing all things"

@5eater551

Жыл бұрын

Actually “dice” can be used as a singular or plural and it is still grammatically correct.

@EdKolis

Жыл бұрын

@@5eater551 I learned that by playing Dicey Dungeons!

@matthewbibby8921

Жыл бұрын

The alternative implication is that "rolling dice" actually means yeeting them at your still-conscious friend so hard they join the unconscious one on the floor.

@EdKolis

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewbibby8921 I learned that by playing Dicey Dungeons, too! Specifically as the witch character...

I really love these overpowered monsters because it reminds me of playing with my brother and how insane our toys' powers and abilities would become to 1-up each other.

@MAML_

5 ай бұрын

forcefeild that blocks all swords when i use sword that breaks all forcefields that block all swords

@iluvyurbles

12 күн бұрын

My guy can throw the whole universe at you to do 34556477632785533330998552229 damage

World building Idea: The reason the world is full of so many goblins is because Da hard wun keeps summoning them and zooming away.

I like that a single Da Hard Wun is medium, but a swarm of them is tiny.

@timetraveler_from_2012

Жыл бұрын

if enough Da Hard Wuns come together then they form a black hole

@ulrichbrodowsky5016

Жыл бұрын

@@timetraveler_from_2012 So true!

@Orlando_Furioso

Жыл бұрын

Get the weather man to kill Da Hard One

@FFKonoko

Жыл бұрын

They move so fast that the act of coming together into a swarm causes them to clip into each other and then project most of their mass into another plane.

@irinore

Жыл бұрын

Don't let this distract you from the fact that we still don't know the whereabouts of a large size Da Hard Wun

I actually kinda like some of the concepts in Da Hard Wun. - Encourages the players to kill it, but any damage done is reflected onto the players. Maybe this effect can be negated by obtaining some sort of mcguffin item, or as stated only lasts for a few attacks. - Only takes damage while in direct light, meaning the players will have to coordinate and use the environment to their advantage. - Is a shapeshifter, so it might trick people into accidentally damaging it, thus dealing damage to themselves. Its like The Thing, but you are actively not trying to hurt it.

@Telhias

Жыл бұрын

The reflection effect is already balanced. It works only 3 times a day. You have to bait it out with some low damage attacks on someone with a lot of hp.

@canadiangopnik7007

Жыл бұрын

@@Telhias though hypothetically it can just leave, disengage action, then just zoom to the other side of the planet

@idontno6d105

Жыл бұрын

I also like the idea of something being instantly able to escape once it touches water, albeit it would have to move pretty slow otherwise but that would also force the players to be aware of their surroundings

@meteorsmash7876

Жыл бұрын

If it takes fall damage does it just like blow up the earth?

@Nirrith

Жыл бұрын

@@meteorsmash7876 yeah, that's what happened to the dinosaurs. Fall damage was not the solution

I like the sound of bbeg Da Hard Wun. The player characters are all brought together by a strange dream. A swarm of bees or something making up the shape of a face, that emotes perfectly. Like Andross in Star Fox 64. As they all leave their group therapy session, the face appears, spawns goblins, giggles to itself, and leaves. They must kill the face, or be haunted by it forever

I like how Aphrodite is basically completely impervious, has immunity to almost every damage type, but still doesn't have resistance to force damage. so the only way to kill her would be a crit roll repelling blast near an infinitely steep cliff

honestly, making walking faster than running would be a really cool thematic thing for some sort of eldritch or otherworldy incomprehensible spooky thing or something. sounds creepy as heck

@boldCactuslad

Жыл бұрын

the entity, being unused to this plane, trips, stumbles, and teleports with great speed and unpredictability as it attempts to walk cautiously. when weakened, scared etc, it becomes predictable as it loses touch with reality. if its concentration is broken or if it attempts to run, it may appear in stasis or suddenly fall prone.

@Klespyrian

Жыл бұрын

It's like a horror movie villain

@bart7114

Жыл бұрын

@@boldCactuslad This thing about needing constant concentration seems like a cool system for a gimmick boss. Some eldritch abomination basically immune to every dmg type, but with low Will save and receives ton of dmg every time it's concentration gets broken due to accidentally phase-shifting part of itself out of mortal plane. Obviously players will miss all the clues about that weakness but whatever....

I'm gonna have nightmares about Aphrodite briskly walking at an alarming speed in my general direction

@DonPatch

Жыл бұрын

Nightmares? Oh- right, nightmares of Aphrodite, right!

@definitelyacabbagefarmer5996

Жыл бұрын

* Wide Putin theme plays*

@aster7654

Жыл бұрын

@@DonPatch can't you have nightmares about Aphrodite?

@AndrewTheUltraBoss99

Жыл бұрын

@@aster7654 I call those wet dreams

@aster7654

Жыл бұрын

@@AndrewTheUltraBoss99 Ooh... Yeah no, Aphrodite would definitely be nightmare fuel for me

Aphrodite kinda feels like someone made a whole creature concept without knowing the actual scaling of the game.

@mrsidorax8623

Жыл бұрын

Must've been an anime watcher. XD

@MikeKnight4771

9 ай бұрын

​@@mrsidorax8623that was the Ainz one

@hypertoaster9961

5 ай бұрын

Welcome to dnd - the JRPG xD

That 60ft speed, and 100ft walk must be mind melting to experience.

Hey DM I got an idea for a player race that uses a monster stat block, I've used it in some other games and it seems pretty balanced. *pulls out Aphrodite sheet*

@jojogacha974

Жыл бұрын

Dm: yea that’s seems gud aight it’s in

@atsukana1704

Жыл бұрын

@@jojogacha974proceeds to roll 300 d20s just to kill a random gerblin

@sephikong8323

Жыл бұрын

Character just casually goes to the Nine Hells to solo the ENTIRE PLANE

@KairoStark

Жыл бұрын

@@sephikong8323 damn one of my characters did that, although I'm not sure if he managed to solo everything, maybe 80%

@adamtaurus5380

Жыл бұрын

How I imagine 5e will be played after WotC releases another book or two.

The best part of this video was quite literally him not knowing what a serf was despite running a channel centered on a medieval fantasy ttrpg.

@franklangston3004

9 ай бұрын

Serf basically slave

I kinda like that the tiny insects with more HP than tiamat just summons some goblins

Jacob I'm seriously surprised that you've never watched the Overlord anime. It would literally explain everything you're reading for the Ainz Ooal Gown character. Doesn't mean that it would fix it by any means though. Especially when it's based on an OP MMORPG based character.

I love how, this is 2 times in a row, the most low rated one is just a slightly strong thing that isn’t really that bad, and then the one after that is just a dnd hate crime.

@astuteanansi4935

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Commoner Assassin is executed worse than Aphrodite. At least she makes sense as a concept. She is a goddess with the stats of a goddess. Commoner Assassin can casually murder a level 20, but has a 1/8th challenge rating, implying that someone thought "yeah, throwing like 8 of these at my level 1 party seems like a fair fight"

@BennettRDavis

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I see your point, but it’s still like, the first one is kind of an actual idea and the other one is just “Big numbers funny”

@InquisitorThomas

Жыл бұрын

@@astuteanansi4935 Also if they’re intended to the DM’s Finger of God for dealing with a murderhobo going full cyberpsycho they aren’t that reliable either. A +10 to initiative is really good, but there’s still a chance a PC can beat their initiative if the assassins roll below a 10, and if you can strike first they have a really mediocre AC and pretty low health.

@astuteanansi4935

Жыл бұрын

@@InquisitorThomas that's where you pull out Aphrodite and have her... comfort them

@ayandragon2727

Жыл бұрын

@@BennettRDavis I mean I've ran obscenely high power campaigns where god stats became relevent. (Though never this extreme.) Statting a god is a legitimate concept, even if the resulting stat block is probably of little use.

I always worry about my homebrew being too strong or too weak, then I see this and think "nah, I can balance"

9:42 I'm glad you said that's actually super cool right when I was thinking that. I've had that idea for a while, an opponent whose AC changes based on the last attack roll; so like, wizard punches him, rolls a 7 total, and the bad guy's AC becomes 7 until someone attacks again. Of course this works best as a puzzle, it'll stop being interesting shortly after the players figure out the gimmick unless you make it more interesting than I just did

In the goblin town campaign I was in, I now know why the goblin breeding was far faster than what should have been physocally possible, the GM was just using "da hard wun" all over the map in areas we weren't. And he wanted to call me edgy....>_>

Da Hard Wun actually seems like a cool concept. He’s like this sort of meme lord god that just appears, makes it stinky, and simmonds goblins for your player to fight. This is a great crutch for the DM if he didn’t plan anything

@murrmakesstuff9269

Жыл бұрын

simmonds

@rynemcgriffin1752

Жыл бұрын

@@murrmakesstuff9269 Fuck it that’s what he does. Just simmons a bunch of Giblunes

11:37 So what actually happens is you shine a harmless laser pointer at each of your friends, then hurl two 20-sided dice at their faces, because humans in real life do not "take 2d20 damage".

@generatoralignmentdevalue

Жыл бұрын

What if I hurled 2d20 at someone's character? Like some good, solid, metal dice with the hard edges. Would they take, say, 2d4 2d20 damage?

@Vitenoxi

Жыл бұрын

@@generatoralignmentdevalue Thank you for the free homebrew idea, I'll be permanently borrowing that

@Anty_Praza

10 ай бұрын

And you(DM controling A.T.L.A.S.) roll a d20, and if you roll a nat 20 then you point laser at the player's eye.

10:22 A.T.L.A.S. Walks faster because of the phonk music

Da Hard Wun having huge stat bonuses but a +0 acrobatics is so good to me

Maybe the point of Aphrodite being unbeatable is because in their campaign she's a literal god and some players try to kill the gods thinking they're soo slick and min max to the high heathens or maybe she's meant to be in a battle with another God who can hurt her and the players have to complete some sort of puzzle or gather some magical trinkets in order to help seal it away? Thats just hopeful thinking on my part

@CelynBrum

Жыл бұрын

Probably, but as the saying goes: "if it has stats, we can kill it". Trying to stat an unkillable god is a mistake at the conceptual level.

@MODGAMINYT

Жыл бұрын

@@CelynBrum i know im just trying to guess why the might possibly have done this

@EpicGhostRider

Жыл бұрын

My initial thought was that it could be from some Final Fantasy-type campaign where the players all have so many bonuses that this is reasonable there

@nickchivers9029

Жыл бұрын

@@EpicGhostRider 3.5

@robertwyatt3912

Жыл бұрын

@@EpicGhostRider ah yes. The DBZ campaign

That Ainz Ooal Gown one tells me that they just saw two very isolated scenes and was like "Yeah, this sounds right."

Okay, I have a friend who is fanatical about creating homebrew stories and monsters etc....the monsters and stories are honestly really good. The only issue....he is dissatisfied with normal stats, often giving monsters insane stats and then creating insane items for players to use to deal with the monsters...it's infuriating.

2:52 At Least Undead are safe.

Ainz Ooal Gown is the main character of a light novel called Overlord where the dude gets isekaid into his OP MMO lich character, with plenty of DnD references. I'm almost certain the author wrote a character sheet better than in the video hah

@Ishlacorrin

Жыл бұрын

Oh he did, in the Manga the characters from Overlord can level up to level 100, so this version does not even come close to what he would really be.

@Voldrim359

Жыл бұрын

@@Ishlacorrin of course not, characters on DnD can level up to 20 at max and only if the campaign goes that high level. Overlord is different because it comes from a MMO, so leves goes to a max of 100... Still, i think i find the author of Overlord petty...

@Ishlacorrin

Жыл бұрын

@@Voldrim359 I find the system used in Overlord rather interesting myself. I'd love to see it put to a full ruleset at some point, just to explore possible character builds.

@filipaleksiekczuk3712

Жыл бұрын

Whatever was in the video seems like someone's first try to make a sheet for their favorite anime character. Wholesome and cringe at the same time

@nonexclusive6667

Жыл бұрын

Ty omg hfs omeglul some one knows. Take my like

4:52 The dm casually rolls 300 dice and makes a note each time, not telling the players anything. I would be terrified

@durema9720

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I remember first time a party was fighting a dragon and then after our turn ended he just throws 10 d10 and then repeats it without explaining but even before he did we already were like "on no"

@foxsecret

10 ай бұрын

​@@durema9720what happened after the 10 dice were rolled?

@durema9720

10 ай бұрын

@@foxsecret It's a dragon take a guess 😆.

Aphrodite rockets in, causing apocalyptic damage in the wake of her simple stroll. She stops to to successfully give the party the comfort of eternal obliteration.

3:47 Pretty sure this is the etymological origin of "villain" meaning "evil person". Basically, it came from the Latin term "villainus", meaning a worker bound to the soil of a particular villa, which then evolved into the Old French "villain", then the Middle English "villein", a person with status lower than that of a knight, which came to imply a lack of chivalry and politeness, and therefore being uncouth of mind and mannerisms, which, thanks to the wealthy using it as a pejorative for the lower class, mutated into the idea of a deliberate scoundrel.

Da Hard Wun does seem to have an obvious exploit though: somehow manage to make it damage itself. Because of its "I wish any harm done to me" action it will get stuck in a feedback loop, where it will progressively hit itself ten times harder with each cycle until finally the sweet release of death frees it.

@ViktorTheMusician

Жыл бұрын

Have it trip or fall 10 feet or misfire an item or something and it'd be dead in 3 cycles 1 damage x 10 = 10 X10 = 100 X10 = 1000

@Tuxfanturnip

Жыл бұрын

isn't that a legendary action though? 3/day

@wititorac

Жыл бұрын

Cloud rune I think could work?

@cattiston374

Жыл бұрын

As Poweful as this being is…. Has mostly ALL condition immunities including Unconscious except…. Restrained. Cast Telekinesis, that +10 to STR seems powerful but you can combat it several ways (Jack of All Trades, Magical Guidance, Enhance Ability) raise it up 10 feet, drop concentration and let this being explode on itself lol

@DrNoxVess

Жыл бұрын

Or, if you knew it was gonna be somewhere, you do some prep. You need a wizard to cast a glyph of warding with the spell Cloudkill, the a second wizard to ready their action to cast forcecage (choosing the solid option), then the first wizard readies their action to cast Invulnerability. Then you need a fighter with Polearm Master and Sentinal. Then the fighter needs to stand in the way of the Da hard wun, as it enters the fighter’s space they use their reaction to AoO and, assuming they hit, the Da hard wun’s speed drops to zero, then the forcecage goes up so the Da hard one can’t leave, the cloudkill activates and the wizard who set up the cloudkill casts their Invulnerability so they take no damage. Then just let it die.

The whole monologue you presented for “Da Hard One” is a pretty amazing concept for a PC. A possibility undead character who only wishes for death but is never granted it, and even when looking for assistance in finding an escape from this world they end up killing without even meaning to.

@devonm042690

Жыл бұрын

A tragic character made out to be a villain from reports that he lures victims in with false pleas to be freed from the prison of undeath, only to mercilessly slaughter them while laughing maniacally. The truth is his undeath keeps him from going anywhere with much light, and in darkness he has heavy resistance to everything, so no one can do much to him and any who try just get debilitating wounds for their efforts. As for the maniacal laugh, it's actually hysterical crying without the ability to cry and with a skeletal face.

@andrewgreenwood9068

Жыл бұрын

This sounds like the underking in dagerfall.

@rynemcgriffin1752

Жыл бұрын

And it just has hundreds of goblins in its pockets that it throws at any creature it wants

that "vary loyal" had me dead 💀

The "da hard wunz" is literally the best monster I've never heard of

Damn, Jacob just put more heart and soul into a shitpost about the Da Hard Wun than most of the people who made these homebrews

I love how the literal goddess Aphrodite has only 30 charisma.

@humanoidshrek5524

Жыл бұрын

aphrodite, the CEO of sex, only has 30 charisma

@papervulture

Жыл бұрын

aphrodite has 30 charisma and is NEUTRAL GOOD? NEUTRAL?

@talleywa5772

Жыл бұрын

@@papervulture right? That bitch is chaotic as fuck on the best days

@Ishlacorrin

Жыл бұрын

By the 'new' D&D 5E rules, nothing can go above 30 for any reason... yeah, it's that stupid.

@Voldrim359

Жыл бұрын

@@papervulture I don't know why she isn't CG or CN

Da hard one fucked me up, I couldn’t stop laughing. Just picturing some random, stinky swarm appearing, plopping a shit load of goblins out, then disappearing again was taking me out.

The demon bow really got me laughing the prime position is ten feet away nowhere else 😂

Aphrodite may have like 21000 hit points, but 5% of the time the Deathly Dagger still gets her

@a-s-greig

Жыл бұрын

_so you're saying there's a chance_

@robertagren9360

Жыл бұрын

And faster than a bullet

That last one reminds me of the XKCD Relativistic ball problem. Da Hard Wan shows up at lightspeed, causing a nuclear blast, deposits some goblins, then leaves, immediately causing another nuke to go off.

@Nitosa

Жыл бұрын

The last thing you will see before being obliterated are goblins, idk thats sounds funny to me.

@RoflcopterLamo

Жыл бұрын

That fact it’s actually compressed matter since it’s smaller when in a swarm then by itself probably causes gravity like the moon ripping up ground and moving waves

I remember making a monster for my players with that idea of each time it gets hit the ac bumps and it was really cool! The way I described it was when this monster that was rotting would get hit, it'd knock off chunks of flesh leaving just bone and organs underneath. Really disgusting but a really fun encounter. The next time they encountered them, they were in groups of other enemies. They started focusing their biggest hits on those specifically to get as much damage out on it before it's AC rose. And when the enemy's AC got too high, they started getting creative with the ways to eliminate them. Hitting them with things that bypass AC, pushing them off of ledges so fall damage could finish the job, etc. Inadvertently made my players more creative in combat encounters and really made the game more fun!

I love how you instantly broke down when you read "Instant Death"!

“The only problem about being faster than light is that you only live in the darkness” - da hard wun

The thing is, not dying to the deathly dagger would be an actually good reason to play the ooze race from spelljammer.

Love the dramatic and emotional lore he made for Da Hard Wun😂

Given that Da Hard Wun's movement speed is enough to put it on a pretty substantial suborbital trajectory, it could try and kill itself with re-entry heating and fall damage...

@gerbilpanda1703

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But see, then it has to deal 7,000 damage to the planets crust/atmosphere and causes a mass extinction.

@aldar8240

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it has unlimited movement in water, so all it really needs to do is jump into a river and then fling itself into the far reaches of space, blowing up some distant star from damage reflection but dying in the process

@kirkkerman

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Actually, I was a couple orders of magnitude off, its base speed is probably about 200 times as much as it would need to escape the solar system

@EdKolis

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@@gerbilpanda1703 I'm sure a planet can easily tank 7000 damage.

@gerbilpanda1703

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@@EdKolis Mass extinctions aren't planet destroyingg. Yes, the planet would be fine, but the ecosystem he hits will die instantly

I feel like Aphrodite was in response to a group of murder hobos, like here is her stats and she protects the world. They were like "you just threw that together" so the dm gave her everything she would need to be an actual god with no chance at excuses. Instead of saying " because she's a god!" for the millionth time.

@fluidthought42

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Still don't stat her. Lady of Pain don't need no stats, because if you fuck with her your ass is grass no matter who or what you are. A lack of stats guarantees functional immortality more than the most ridiculous stat block ever.

in this episode jacob discovers the secret classist history behind the word villain

Can you please run a one shot with your crew involving all the worst things on D&D beyond? Monsters, NPCs, quests, etc. I think that would be hilarious!

@generatoralignmentdevalue

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That would be beautiful. Maybe as a capstone once he's seen the worst-rated homebrew in each category.

I really love how the last one is a swarm of MEDIUM CREATURES.... but the actual swarm size is TINY...

I've been writing a race recently and was worried that it'd end up in a video like this cause of how complicated I was making it for no reason. After watching this video, I am no longer worried at all as at least I'm not going to creating any of that.

the “da hard wun”’s legendary ability is a lego ninjago reference lmao

the fun thing about having 10000 AC and an hp in Scientific notation is that two crits with the magic trident Wave still kills you

Love how Jacob didn’t know what a serf was despite being one of the largest content creators for a medieval fantasy game 😂

@jedh3721

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Yeah. That is a very bizarre knowledge gap for most people, let alone a medieval fantasy enthusiast.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

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Has he never played The Settlers? I know it's not as big of a thing in the US, but still.

@RoflcopterLamo

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@@TheSmart-CasualGamer Doesn’t really matter there should’ve been multiple mentions of the word serf in school or online when talking about peasents in medieval setting