THINGS WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MENTION: -Steve does a training montage where he learns how to fight while the song "I Need A Hero" plays. - As most wished, Coldplay covers "Fallen Kingdom" by Captain Sparkles as the song that plays during the end credits. -Post credit scene: We see a shadowy figure... He puts on a mask and looks up at the camera... its none other than DREAM! He turns around and walks away. Fade to black. "DREAM WILL RETURN" is on screen. If anyone else also read the leaked script, comment your favorite part of the movie that we forgot to mention down below!!!

@pasta-Strainerr

Ай бұрын

All the minors

@YM-910

Ай бұрын

You forgot the part where Steve says "It's morbin time"

@ayan8136

Ай бұрын

Just make this a real movie already .

@twix-official7329

Ай бұрын

steve and luigi 18+ scene

@funnybones98

Ай бұрын

i loved when Steve says "So what are we then? Some kinda Mine-Crafters?"

I loved when Chris Pratt said "I could never love you Alex, I only love Miners"

@alanrichardson1816

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@loganaitordoeswhatever1101

Ай бұрын

Nah, bruh r rated fo sho, but like u serial with it meaning "MINER'S" nd not "MINORS" it wood be r rated because of even mentioning it.

@loganaitordoeswhatever1101

Ай бұрын

But no seriously lmfao

@telumbric1292

Ай бұрын

@@loganaitordoeswhatever1101 you 9 years old fr

@fl3m1n9o4

Ай бұрын

​@@loganaitordoeswhatever1101are you ok?

"NO SON OF MINE'LL CRAFT!"

@corrupterror404thatonekidt3

Ай бұрын

HOW IS THIS SO UNDERRATED

@zsan157

Ай бұрын

👏

@caxopa600

Ай бұрын

Touché

@ZetaXhgd

Ай бұрын

this is gold

@IndieJones-fw6kh

Ай бұрын

i laughed so hard at this

“he beats Steve with a belt, until he’s down to half a heart!” How are they gonna recreate that in the live action 💀💀💀

@1MinuteTalkShow

Ай бұрын

Acting

@GuessThatsIt

Ай бұрын

​@@1MinuteTalkShow i can feel the hearts inside me

@RandomYoutube.Enjoyer

Ай бұрын

💀🙏

@sHa5H

Ай бұрын

@@1MinuteTalkShowmakes sense

@Sepoipaping

Ай бұрын

Take heart out, use belt to destroy one half and out it back into Steve (in game)

“Mr Herobrine, tear down this wall!” 💀💀💀

@Oxygen_Breather.

Ай бұрын

Was literally about to type this💀

@Oxygen_Breather.

Ай бұрын

Nevermind I still commented it because I want virtual internet likes

@Antihero115

Ай бұрын

@@Oxygen_Breather. fair point

@nynvib276

Ай бұрын

Steve Reagan

@That_one_alto_saxophone

Ай бұрын

I think it was based off an educational music video about the Cold War where one of the lines were “Hey Gorbachev TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!”

My favorite part is when Jack Black sings Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft Minecraft oh I love it

@sovithesecond3975

26 күн бұрын

Steve and alex and a villager too, A thousand troops of zombies couldn't keep me from you, Minecraft java, at the end of the line, I'll make you mine

@xXBlazeSameXx

11 күн бұрын

minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, minecraft, oh, I love it

@eetanic7

11 күн бұрын

LOL WHAT

@joyfulant111

11 күн бұрын

I forgot how the song went so i read this to the tune of the burger king ad

@Aurora_Animates

7 күн бұрын

Gapples gapples , gapples, gapples ,gapples Gapples gapples , gapples, gapples ,gapples I loveeee youuuu ohhhh

You forgot Steve's trusty comedic relief animal sidekick, played by Chris Pratt aswell.

@Enby_Mystery

24 күн бұрын

REUBEN

@TL_Kamron

17 күн бұрын

No played by aquafina

@Aiz2k

17 күн бұрын

But thats jesse

@RootoonsEkim

17 күн бұрын

And his wolf, played by none other than Michael Huang

@ObjectColosseumOfficial

16 күн бұрын

@@RootoonsEkimbeefydie fan spotted

Why does this seem like a genuine plot that would exist

@Indie_Live

Ай бұрын

I love Romeo and Juliet Berlin edition 🤤

@lucasarledge4658

Ай бұрын

Feels like the Mario movie but Minecraft

@redo771

Ай бұрын

Mario

@RinTheBard

Ай бұрын

The start feels like my childhood diary of an 8bit warrior

@Doorknob444

Ай бұрын

Because it's just the damn Mario movie

my dad actually has an unreleased copy of this movie. i almost cried when steve said "its mining AND crafting time" and started minecrafting all over the wall.

@Sci-Bax

14 күн бұрын

Literally get emotional every time I remember that jaw droppingly empowering and emotional sequence.

“Forgive him for what he did in real life” 😭😭

@The_British

Ай бұрын

What did he do?

@0-Bird-0

Ай бұрын

@@The_Britishbeing transphobic idk if im missing anything else thats all ik sorry

@The_British

Ай бұрын

@@0-Bird-0 ah I see, thank you

@sambryce321

Ай бұрын

@@The_BritishBasically after Notch sold Minecraft, it made all his friends who had also done massive amount of work on the game at mojang pissed off at him, and his wife left him. So notch did what all lonely divorced men do and immediate became a massive Nazi and started posting tons of extremely racist and bigoted things on Twitter. Like we are talking quoting actual Nazis and posting about the Jewish Question. He also said homophobic and transphobic stuff too, but like the antisemitism left out by a lot of people

@miniature030

Ай бұрын

​@@The_British tldr: bro is a (actual legit straight up no questions without a doubt complete)nazi

“What are we, some kind of Minecraft?”

@Omniscient_AI

Ай бұрын

Human, I remember you're love for miners and crafters

@vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe

22 күн бұрын

This is the end of your little Minecraft, Steve.

@superk9letsplays419

20 күн бұрын

​@Omniscient_AI oh I love miners

@ch33sie_123

15 күн бұрын

"Maybe the real Minecraft was the friends we made along the way."

@camerantherollermain

6 күн бұрын

"Somehow, Minecraft returned."

I love the part where kanye comes out of the ground and starts singing last Friday night

@sinistralhydra

Ай бұрын

*Don't mine at night

@DoubleJ-mp7wj

Ай бұрын

@@sinistralhydra the song obviously would be random as shit and not minecraft related

@Hillybonus8

Ай бұрын

@@DoubleJ-mp7wjFirst off it is Minecraft related but idk how they’d get it in without the randomness

@A59ri

Ай бұрын

i know your looking at that cave and your feeling kinda brave just go to bed youll be alright dont mine at night🔥🔥🔥🔥

@DoubleJ-mp7wj

Ай бұрын

@@Hillybonus8 54% of adults in the United States have a literacy below sixth-grade level.

The fact that the people are all steves (except herobrine) makes it better. It just feels like something a Hollywood executive that barely knows the source material would do.

@projekttaku1

9 күн бұрын

Replacing Alex with "Stevey" also seems like something they'd actually do.

The casting choices are ok, but personally I would have had Chris Pratt play all of the characters

@xen6601

Ай бұрын

He has such an amazing range with his voice acting. Like Mario Chris Pratt, Lego Chris Pratt, and most recently Garfield Chris Pratt.

@sertackartal9180

Ай бұрын

Is this a royal pear reference?

@justatiredguy527

Ай бұрын

@@sertackartal9180royal pear r34

@known-stroke

Ай бұрын

Without Jack Black?! Never!

@nottaserialkiller7238

Ай бұрын

Jack Black as a villain, Chris Pratt as the actor for everyone , and matpat voices everyone( he's dubbed in ).

You forgot the part where Chris O'neill shows up as Professor Gadget, says " Brown bricks in Miiiinecraft. " - then leaves.

@CreepyboomGamer

Ай бұрын

The post credits scene where Gadget says “I’m always on duty” gave me chills man I cannot wait for Minecraft movie 2

@aeiou901

25 күн бұрын

mineycrafta

I love the part where MatPat goes "It's Theory time!" and then he theories all over the place.

The real treasure were the theories we could monetize on KZread along the way.

@EEEEEEEE

8 күн бұрын

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I personally thought it was interesting that the warden would be played by Leonardo DiCaprio. Also liked the last line where it said “This is my Minecraft! And no amount of netherite swords or harming potions could ever take that away from me.”

@EEEEEEEE

8 күн бұрын

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You forgot to mention when notch gives a heartfelt speech about how it's cruel to discriminate against people based on attributes that speak nothing about their morals.

I didn’t know Hollywood was gonna have such a comeback

Voiced by.... MAT PAT Played by...... JACK BLACK Staring...,.. CIRCLES?!

“Mr Herobrine, tear down this wall”💀

@itsnotamasterpieceitsamist772

Ай бұрын

Yeasirrr getting those virtual internet points 💪

@jerry3790

25 күн бұрын

Gorbachev is herobrine confirmed

Critics are so stupid for hating this, it's obviously for the fans

Minecraft: Berlin wall arc 🔥

Grian voicing every green pixel is the one thing saving this film!

The ending is every crafter says "We love miners"

“Mr. Herobrine, tear down this wall!” Is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a good while lol

Steve has to endure an intense meditation scene to remember how to craft an armour stand

Of course they would take the creative liberty of using "Stevey" instead of Alex

@petermmm42

Ай бұрын

Stevette

Herobrine played by jack black goes so hard

Jokes on you, Steve is Jason Mamoa! 😂

@Omniscient_AI

Ай бұрын

But Jason Mamoa is played be Chris Pratt!

@AstonJMusique

Ай бұрын

@@Omniscient_AI Dang, you got me there! 🤣

@sboy2044

23 күн бұрын

Actually he’s Jack Black

@Omniscient_AI

23 күн бұрын

@@sboy2044 Played by Chris Pratt

@ObjectColosseumOfficial

16 күн бұрын

So wait. Steve is played by Jason mamoa who is played by Chris Pratt who is played by jack black who is played by Chris Pratt? I think you may be forgetting that Chris Pratt (the second one in the list) is played by Kevin hart

It should be exactly like the Captain Sparklez fallen kingdom story

*At the end of the movie* Notch: "Is there anything else you'll need?" Steve: "Yeah, actually." In the next scene, Steve flies past the camera using an elytra.

“heh , stevey , it’s been a real journey with you” “you’re right steve !” “yeah , maybe the real minecraft was the friends we made along the way !” *credits roll , although the only name that pops up is mathew patrick , with an occasional chris pratt because how could you have a movie without him ?*

Tear down this wall!

@thatdoofus4529

Ай бұрын

Ich bin ein Berliner

@BenM775

Ай бұрын

Berlin Minecraft edition

@throwfascistsintopits3062

13 күн бұрын

DON'T DO IT, CRAFTERS ARE GONNA DOOM MILLIONS OF MINERS TO IMPOVERISHMENT

I loved the part where dream said “it’s dreamin time” and started dreaming all over young teenagers. Truly a minecraftia moment

@jeffballs5121

6 күн бұрын

Dream started procreating with all the miners 🤤🤤🤤

It got too real when they said Chris Pratt would play Steve

i would unironically go see this in theatres

To be fair, the MatPat one would just be hilarious.

My favorite part of this is when Sean says "i got chills" and Aiden calmly pulls out a fur coat for him

By any chance is this whole movie just a theory? 💀

Sounds like a nice movie

You forgot captainsparklez appearing in the end credits and singing creeper aw man

Fanfiction meets Berlin Wall meets cringe meets Jack Black, MatPat and Chris Pratt, Actually the idea of Jack Black being Herobrine is pretty funny

i love when notch came out and said "its crafting time!" and was transphobic everywhere

@bradipobello7052

Ай бұрын

Just like me fr

@sambryce321

Ай бұрын

Don’t forget the anti-semitism

@wontonschannel

Ай бұрын

honestly the fact ppl think he said anything wrong there is really sad. y'all are encouraging ppl to destroy their own bodies. genuinely 8th layer of hell type behavior.

@sambryce321

Ай бұрын

@@wontonschannel Conveniently ignoring that time he praised a literal Nazi and said the Holocaust didn’t happen I see.

@Ryeness_

Ай бұрын

​@@wontonschannelAgreed. People will regret their decision later in life because of the permanent damage they have done to their body.

When Dwayne the iron golem says "do you smell?" And raises his eyebrow Best part in the script Then Kevin hart the villager appears and says "do you know how much iron is needed to make this man? Too damn much." *cue audience laugh*

Nah you forgot the part where Steve says,” It’s Minecraft time,” and Minecrafts all over the place

Stevey?! They didnt have the budget for alex lmao😊

alex: (*slaps steve*) this is for almost getting killed! (*kisses steve*) this is for defeating the ender dragon notch: guys, look at the time its jukebox o'clock! skelly play my jam creeper: jam!? wheres the jam!? notch: silly creeper theres no real jam creeper: hehe it was just a theory right? anyways, HIT IT SKELETON (they all dance as herobrine who just turned good sings , the screen zooms out , the end)

@Icy-Freezer160

Ай бұрын

_ssssss_ Jack Block: He's behind me, isn't he? _Jack Block was blown up by Creeper_

@Caerot22

Ай бұрын

But thats just a theory

All of MatPat's characters saying "that's just a theory" is giving The Rock having "winning" in all his acting contracts 😂

It would be fun as hell if matpat(RIP) voiced 15 different characters

It really should be just a movie about how the ancient builders went extinct

Sean should play Notch

Notch doesn't need to be forgiven, he didn't do anything wrong in the first place

At first, I couldn't tell if this was a joke... the internet has destroyed my perception

I especially like the part when Jack Black says "it's minecraftin' time" and minecrafts everyone all over the place

Naaah now the Berlin Wall 💀💀

Calling Alex “Stevie” lol 😂

Bro if this was the real movie I’d love it

who's this notch guy? it would have been more fitting if the original creator of Minecraft showed up, Hatsune Miku

Damn.

That's just a minecraft "movie" that you'd find on KZread💀

Creeper: that's just a theory Skeleton: that's just a theory Zombie: that's just a theory 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

“God damn it, Steve! This is a family of crafters! Who put the idea of mining in your head? It’s that damn Alex kid, isn’t it? I’m gonna put a stop to this once and for all!”

"How much do you wanna troll the MC community?" This guy: *"Yes"*

I had no clue Ronald Reagan was in this movie and that Herobrine was the leader of the USSR. You've truly enlightened me with the fact that Minecraft has taken place in Civil War Germany the whole time.

My favorite part was when he said its Minecraftin time and jack blacked everwhere

the way he put his sweater over sean is so cute

You forgot the part when Steve saves the baby villagers from the Minecraft KZreadrs

You forgot the part where shaq shows up as a buff black enderman and sing you are my sunshine

This is the weirdest fever dream

*”Just like the Mario movie”*

That’s why Matpat retired, because he was so busy voicing the Minecraft movie

“Enter Chris Pratt (Mario) as Steve” Jack Black (Bowser): *Am I a joke to you*

I wonder what the flying pig is the post-credits scene was teasing...

Cinematic masterpiece. Unironically, this sounds like it would be a really good parody.

For a little at start I thought it was real until the mattpatt part

“No son of mine’ll craft!” Has to be the hardest one liner ever

Zombie: thuugghhhs juuughhst aaaaughh theoggghst Creeper: that’s jusT A THEORYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I wouldn't mind seeing a movie based on that one isekai Minecraft book

“No son of mine’ll craft!” is actually such a hard line

I love how there is a character named "steve from minecraft pocket edition"

but thats just a theory. A minecraft theory.

Therapist: Realistic stick figure woman cant hurt you! Realistic stick figure woman: 1:10

Miners skull:💀

Remember that there’s an actual minecraft lore from the game

My favorite part was when jack black said no daughter of mine will marry a miner

There us a minecraft novel they could have just adapted it. It wasnt even that bad it has 3 books perfect for a triology

I actually thought it was true until he said Matpat was going to voice 15 diffrent mobs 💀

no way there’s the Berlin Wall 💀💀

"I do love your pig, Steve. But more like... As a pet"

Love the part where everyone forgave Notch for what he did in real life

Just base the movie on story mode at this point lol

Drake: if you’re saying there’s miners in the movie I’m in

This movie made me mine all over my craft😩

The first half sounds like something from the Minecraft novels

@Joshnotluca

Күн бұрын

True

my fav part is when steve finds disc 11 and then says "erm guys? i dont think we should be listening to this" and gets traumatized

Steve: With this buried treasure I summon the Warden!

Not the first time Jack Black has been shrunk into a glass bottle playing the villain…

Now this is how you do cinema!