Hank the question was "shrunk down to the SIZE of an ant" not that you "turn into an ant"

@mennoltvanalten7260

3 ай бұрын

the reason ants can carry a lot is because the square cube law, they have more muscle cross section per volume. This would also apply to Hank. Now this does cause other issues, specifically he would get more area per volume and so would probably not make enough heat to stay warm anymore

@jase_allen

3 ай бұрын

@@mennoltvanalten7260 It's also their physiology. A human the size of an ant is going to have the same bad anatomy as we do as a regular size human.

@vlogbrothers

3 ай бұрын

Well, y'know, it's a livestream and what happens happens....

@syaoranli7869

3 ай бұрын

@@mennoltvanalten7260 sure but he'd still have access to his appendages, and the question was how would he get Katherine to notice him. I feel like having thumbs goes a long way even at ant size

@ApequH

3 ай бұрын

Tyler would have corrected him if it was a problem

dry jared is infinitely more cursed than juicy hank

@vlogbrothers

3 ай бұрын

He's so juicy....

@sara-ww8eq

3 ай бұрын

​@@vlogbrothersewwww

One piece of confetti is called a confetto.

@deed5811

3 ай бұрын

It derived from latin, shouldn't the singular be confettus?

@MartaAngelo98

3 ай бұрын

@@deed5811it’s italian, so confettO

@ClanWiE

3 ай бұрын

Confet

@vlogbrothers

3 ай бұрын

I have so many confettos...

@thomasafrica9724

3 ай бұрын

Same for spaghetti, the singular is spaghetto

Oh gods, even the main feed isn't safe from Jarrod

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

I may have sworn at my computer screen. Violently.

@wavesofbabies

3 ай бұрын

Literal jumpscare

@Idefilms

3 ай бұрын

@@untappedinkwell SAME. Out loud. But also simultaneously cackling.

@flowerheit4512

3 ай бұрын

i kind of love jarrod. but also fear him. and also hate him. but everyone loves to hate a villain.

@standing_around

3 ай бұрын

Made me feel I could no longer trust the world

A not insignificant "nO!!" jumped out of me when Jarrod appeared. Stay juicy, Hank!

@Claire-tk4do

3 ай бұрын

Hi I'm fairly new what's the deal with whoever Jarrod is?

@MMallon425

3 ай бұрын

​@@Claire-tk4doJarrod is probably very well meaning and enthusiastic but seems a little too excited about cryptocurrency

@shadowofthecandle

3 ай бұрын

I legit yelped

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

@@Claire-tk4do Jarrod was a character that came out of the 2024 project for awesome. Allegedly, he is a crypto-billionaire who has seen the error of his ways and is now trying to give his money to charity and hang out with nerdfighteria (here, with us). He also is probably a vampire? Like, he's been 28 for a while. Claims that Jarrod is Hank Green in a truly disturbing, nightmare inducing mask are unconfirmed. Many weird and strange characters and memes evolve during the Project for Awesome, and it's okay if it's confusing or doesn't make sense. But if no one's said yet--welcome!!

@Claire-tk4do

3 ай бұрын

@@untappedinkwell Thank you! 🤗 This place seems great 😁

The Jarrod jumpscare got a physical reaction out of me

@shellh929

3 ай бұрын

I'm glad I waited a bit to watch the vid and read some comments first.

@runningcow

3 ай бұрын

++++

@lizziewahl

3 ай бұрын

My jaw dropped

@pieceofpeace35

3 ай бұрын

Same

“Well thank goodness it wasn’t a Jarrod segmen--OH GOD OH HELL NO”

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

Accurate

"Juicy Hank is gonna move ya." His juice is soft and will get right through ya.

@vlogbrothers

3 ай бұрын

Oh boy....

@jaclynkurtz9808

3 ай бұрын

🤢

@AUnicorn666

3 ай бұрын

i-....

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 ай бұрын

Much like a butt snail.

@Shrooblord

3 ай бұрын

I don't know how to feel about this but you get a careful thumbs-up from me

JARROD HAS ESCAPED THE P4A CINEMATIC UNIVERSE OH NO

4:57 ooo ooo they have bone conducting earphones that transmits the sound through your skeleton instead of the air.

@vlogbrothers

3 ай бұрын

I actually knew this, dangit!

@sara-ww8eq

3 ай бұрын

Is this an actual thing??? I want to feel the music in my bones!!!

@FosukeLordOfError

3 ай бұрын

@@sara-ww8eq yes, I first heard of it with music playing tooth brush for kids, but now there are just “head”phones that do it

@gravityvertigo13579

3 ай бұрын

Aha I was wondering if anyone else was gonna post this!! +

@missybarbour6885

3 ай бұрын

@@FosukeLordOfError Wait, you're telling me that Tooth Tunes was groundbreaking skeletal technology???

Never before has a video title struck such fear into my heart

@debrachambers1304

3 ай бұрын

Nor excitement into mine.

@IrisGlowingBlue

3 ай бұрын

++

My brain seriously cannot decide if I love or hate Jarrod, which causes a strong reaction every time he comes on screen, similar to a jumpscare

@jmsl_910

3 ай бұрын

classic love-hate relationship! (same💛)

How DARE you allow Jarrod here!!!

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

EXACTLY

@vlogbrothers

3 ай бұрын

He donated $50,000 just to do the outro...

@minimarker3

3 ай бұрын

@@vlogbrothers Hank, I know it costs nothing to be a Nerdfighter but vlogbrothers should not be purchasable!

@standing_around

3 ай бұрын

++++++

I‘m so grateful for the Project for Awesome, and I‘m grateful for Tyler Thrasher for representing my hometown! Very less than grateful for Jarrod

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

+++

@IrisGlowingBlue

3 ай бұрын

+

@Idefilms

3 ай бұрын

But like... still somewhat grateful.

@LucasAmericano

3 ай бұрын

+

@celestemoss1141

3 ай бұрын

Same! Tulsa Nerdfighters unite!!

I swear every time Hank says "I tried stand up but it's not gonna be my thing and I'm not a comedian" he announces a new mini-tour.

the jarrod jumpscare was so uncalled for.

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

+++

@standing_around

3 ай бұрын

Couldn't agree more

I thought we agreed Jarrod is a night time creature.

As soon as you said 'favourite pieces' I **immediately** thought 'oh god no please no Jarrod'

Jarrod jump scare

I was bummed that I missed this part of the q4a, so thank you for uploading it!

@NinaDmytraczenko

3 ай бұрын

There may be playlists of all the stream vod floating around nerdfighteria

HANK “JUICY” GREEN Happy Friday Hank!

@fossilfighters101

3 ай бұрын

william henry "hank "juiciest hank"" green

Every time I see Jarrod, it's the same sensation as being rickrolled

@djradost6524

3 ай бұрын

it's like a rickroll, but WAY more cursed!

@woodfur00

3 ай бұрын

Mild exasperation, followed by shameless enjoyment of an excellent song?

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 ай бұрын

That's a good comparison. I hate it in a "OH COME ON" sort of way, but it's still a good song.

@jmsl_910

3 ай бұрын

yes DEF!!! genius

P4A was so 🔥 this year! Also Hank welcome to the Curly life, yours are looking like a 3A!!!

There's something poetic about music in space. But cool ranch doritos in molten rocks is hilarious

GET AWAY JARROD YOURE ALREADY IN MY DREAMS

I WAS HAVING A PLEASANT FRIDAY WATCHING VLOGBROTHERS AND THEN JARROD SHOWED UP.

Thinking of a lawsuit against Jarrod for emotional distress

I missed all of p4a this year and I am SO CONFUSED. But also delighted and a little disturbed.

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

As someone who was there, your feelings are correct. DFTBA!

Made the mistake of looking at the comments before finishing the video and had the jump scare spoiled, but it was still horrifying to see Him again, yet part of me hopes he never leaves...

@anniesoernym

3 ай бұрын

See, personally I was grateful for the comments mentioning the Jarrod jumpscare because if I had been unprepared, I would have accidentally woken my kid by yelping...

They call him Hank Juicy Green

We all hate Jarrod. But the P4A was so fun and delightful and hopeful as always. Such a beautiful thing to be a Nerdfighter

Never. Ever. Ever. Bring Jarrod back.

a need a crystal wizard hat in my life...

@platinummyrr

3 ай бұрын

I also need less jarrod in my life...

The way I screamed "Betrayal!" when Jarrod popped up 😂 I really thought I had a year to recover.

I loved this segment of P4A! I didn't catch as much as I would have liked this year but those would you rathers came out strong. Definitely gonna try and get one of those hats too. Absolutely incredible.

@starlinguk

3 ай бұрын

I didn't catch any. Wrong timezone.

0 Days without Jarrod-related trauma. Thanks, Hank!

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

+++

@quackandcat

3 ай бұрын

+

You can't... you can't just... hank no stop it

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

+++

@fossilfighters101

3 ай бұрын

he can and he will

If someone takes the John Green "Aaaaah! P*tin!" gif and replaces that bald head with Jarrod - it'd be a fantastic GIF. Just sayin'

I happened to catch that part of P4A live! And very much enjoyed it in this edited form, too :) (..but not Jarrod 😅😅)

I had a nightmare featuring Jarrod after P4A, thanks a lot Hank

Big fan that even as an ant, Hank doesn't have the time to sign his emails with anything but "-H"

HANK.

omg Jarrod vlogbrothers appearance! this is huge for him

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 ай бұрын

For Jarrod, it's all about building up his personal brand as an investor.

Loved the P4A as usual!! Been here since 2007 and I am always so grateful for the things we get to participate in as a community. Got the dadcast perk and can't wait to hear some top tier Hank and Travis dad discussions. PS: HATED the jarrod jumpscare LOL.

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

+++

@NinaDmytraczenko

3 ай бұрын

Just fyi, that dadcast is with Travis McElroy, of the McElroy brothers. Still, great dad discussions to be held!

@PresidentBorad

3 ай бұрын

Did anyone other than Hank enjoy the Jarrod addition?

@jdwardour2053

3 ай бұрын

@@NinaDmytraczenko dw I know! i am a big mbmbam listener haha- didn't mean to cause confusion with the multiple travises! 😆

NO NOT JARROD

Juicy or dry, damn, that head of hair has gotten to be gorgeous Hank!

But would Ole Trash Water want to be juicy or dry?

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

Juicy, I bet. But we city folk wouldn't understand.

I swear Hank looks more like Rick Astley every day

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

I'll say. kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2WYy9SBd7KqoLA.html

New fear unlocked: juicy hank fan art

@NinaDmytraczenko

3 ай бұрын

Did you mean: dry Jarrod fan art? 🤔

@MartyMango0

3 ай бұрын

While I did see Jarrod fan(?) art, I saw no Juicy Hank during the P4A & I was pretty active on the social medias during it so I think we're safe... for now

I can't believe P4A raised that much money! I'm speechless! Nerdfighteria is incredible!

seeing Jarrod was legit a jump scare. I thought we left him back in P4A

Hank, you are rocking that curly, red hair.

And here i was thinking i could just never see Jarrod again

Hank, I'm BEGGING you to come to Seattle for your show. Please & thank you! ❤❤

VERY glad I looked at the comments so I wasn’t jump scared by Jarrod

I’d like another P4A meme/art review

@vlogbrothers

3 ай бұрын

I was hoping to get it out this week, next week hopefully!!

I kind of want Hank to get his hair done like Justin Timberlake in late April for It’s Gonna Be May.

"Fingers are more important than teeth" - Hank Green, certified professional Science Man

Honestly I'm still just so incredibly thankful that Hank is here. P4A unprecedented success is some sort of multidimensional cherry on top of y'all just existing. You give me hope when I feel no hope.

@squirrel5809

3 ай бұрын

Also #teampossum

Hank! Try redbean mochi ice,cream. You are so close.

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

+++

Always looking forward to Hank's post P4A video :D

the project for awesome is my favorite time of the year!! this one was amazing

oh no jarrod jumpscare

I literally screamed when I saw Jarrod at the end like “AH my eyes🙈”

I can't stop staring at his chemo hair. It's so different!

@fossilfighters101

3 ай бұрын

it's like mac & cheese to me

That dry guy at the end was pure nightmare fuel. Also that is indeed a most excellent wizard hat.

Tickets purchased!! See you in Denver!

I almost didn't watch the end of the video and I'm SO glad I did! Already bought my tickets to see you in Denver!!

I’m so happy he asked about the hat!! It was so cool I couldn’t stop looking at it.

Omg! I was not ready for the bit at the end 😮

I can’t believe you are coming to Denver and I’m sad I’m late and missed VIP tickets but I can’t wait to see you and your show!! 🎉🎉

I live near Denver and I wish I could come see you, but you managed to pick the one week that I'm out of town on a business trip! Enjoy your trip out here and best of luck with the show!

I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE FROM JARROD BUT NOOOOOO

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

SAME

Did Jarrod laser off his face tattoos? The BUTTS was barely visible? Is it a side effect of the monkey blood treatment? I WANT ANSWERS, HANK

@vlogbrothers

3 ай бұрын

It's just how monkey blood works, tattoos don't stick to Jarrod's face.

@minimarker3

3 ай бұрын

@@vlogbrothers *sigh* I'll add it to the lore...

Your hair is so curly.. I love it 💜

I was busy for most of the p4a, glad to hear it went well! ❤ dftba

"Ya I'm going with snail butt" needs to be clipped and shared with no context.

Basically just a burger on the grill, eatin' some Cool Ranch Doritos. An elegant t-shirt slogan, if ever I heard one...

The Jarrod jump scare really got me

Not gonna lie the Jerrod jumpscare got me

The "Jarrod" jumpscare is even more alarming when you have zero context and get zero context

Yesss Denver!

Smart idea so you can recover from it all! Sadly for me, this is one of the only parts I could see 'cause I was working a ton this weekend. Good pick, though. Love it. Thanks, Hank, for what you do/did for Project for Awesome.

Post P4A chaos vids are some of my favs!

@untappedinkwell

3 ай бұрын

+++

Oh god Jarrod has escaped the P4A, this is the stuff of nightmares. I literally fell out of my chair.

Hank you should go to Meow Wolf Denver Convergence Station while you are in Colorado! I got to go for my birthday this year and it was one of the coolest things I have ever seen.

Lool ahh how many times ive set my glasses down somewhere and then can't find them because I can't see them without them 🤣

So glad of this because I totally missed Thrasher's segment!!!

That Jarrod jumpscare was uncalled for, Hank

I hope that we get another John callout similarly to the "you start the video with-" from last year but this time about Hank not having the "I'll see you on Tuesday" be the last thing in the video.

The jumpscare of Jarrod gets me every time

I like this era of Hank Green. He has a more In Yo Face interface.

This is the first year in over decade that I missed the project for awesome! I always get the digital bundle and I am so crushed to have missed it! Stupid adult responsibilities.

Jarrod is a creature of the night. It is very disconcerting to see the cryptid during the day.

Can confirm. I have had no teeth for 6 months now and I manage just fine. Not having fingers would be far more difficult

I live in Denver but flew to San Diego to see Hank's show. That feels a little silly now, but the bigger problem is that I kinda want to go see it again.

"baked bean ice cream sundae" us filipinos have been TRYING to tell you about halo-halo!

Dang it! I live in Westcliffe, Colorado but can’t make it to your show that night! Hope you have a great show and a great time in Colorado! Wish I could be there to see it!

was not prepared for the Jarrod jump scare. had to pause the video to catch my breath because I started gasp-laughing too hard.

The jump scare I got from hearing you save Denver! I’m running to get a ticket!!!