"Jedi do NOT carry blasters" The Gray Paladins: *Proceed to Carry blasters*

@jbear9

4 ай бұрын

I can name 4 times Obi-Wan used blasters off the top of my head.

@r2d2143

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget about cal kestis

@QualityContent69_

4 ай бұрын

@@r2d2143Ezra Bridger

@LileeLee

4 ай бұрын

Gray Paladins kinda sound like voltron legendary defender 😂

@Wiggyam

4 ай бұрын

@@r2d2143thats post the Order 66, as far as i can tell, anything goes at that point.

Gray paladins: **Shows a completey unrelated photo from HALF-LIFE 2**

@sperman6621

4 ай бұрын

pick up that can.

@Chips96

4 ай бұрын

Bro that’s what i thaught instantly

@Chips96

4 ай бұрын

@@sperman6621 “Press RT to theow object”

@user-rt7mn6vs7l

4 ай бұрын

“ and then put it in the trashcan”

@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477

4 ай бұрын

I knew I couldn't have been the only person to see the resemblance😂 "Half-Life 3: return of the Freeman" confirmed?

So you telling me carrying my strap to a duel is honourable? Sign me in!😂

The combine being star wars lore is actually believable

@FunkInTheTrunk

18 күн бұрын

Well since the the basis of the combine is an interdimensional empire, it’s not necessarily unbelievable. Out of all science fiction the combine is probably the largest faction to ever exist

So we gonna ignore the combine image?

@mrchannel3760

4 ай бұрын

That's what I'm saying

@Chips96

4 ай бұрын

Nah

@vvshadowzvv1912

3 ай бұрын

Half-Life life fans are truly everywhere

@GunsAndAmmo3

3 ай бұрын

Bro tried to sneak in a Combine soldier that's crazy

@R4ndomUser567

3 ай бұрын

Fr

video: "Gray paladins" photo: *half life 2 concept art*

@Melostone

2 ай бұрын

That was gonna be in half life 2, gawd damn

@Dasistrite

Ай бұрын

​@@MelostoneCoveralls make more sense than greatcoats.

Never thought I’d ever see a combine soldier in a Star Wars short. What a world 😂

Well, this group was no other than *THE COMBINE*

Is that the fucking combine💀💀

@the-dripbine

3 ай бұрын

Yes

@zpiderman0theorys215

3 ай бұрын

Gray Paladin: Pick up that can.

@wilfredasmat6717

3 ай бұрын

Shit content yet here we are

@moedred3901

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@genikeyssaryalcantarabelli7430

3 ай бұрын

​@@zpiderman0theorys215 Bro STOP 😂😂😂

“Their status is unknown,” Lets just assume they absolutely smoked the imperial hunting party that came after them.😂

@hordakprime6172

3 ай бұрын

No doubt they did. They know the force and use blasters anyone going after them is screwed.

@TY-PO

2 ай бұрын

@@hordakprime6172 *Aimbot activated*

@TheTattleTaleStrangler

2 ай бұрын

​@@hordakprime6172all the most poweful Jedi use blasters. Which means theyre just easier to defeat Jedi

@seanclark9258

2 ай бұрын

Just fire shoots and force guiding them right at their heads of incoming patrol group, special forces soldiers who are force attuned & believe in skill of the kill. A blaster over a light saber is a odd logic but I am not messing around with anyone of the Grey Pallidin's.

@Reapergator

2 ай бұрын

Im imagining the imperial hunting party showing up thinking they’re dealing with another fancy light stick user only to have a gun barrel in their face the second they open the door

Ah, yes, my favorite jedi, combine soldier

"Gray paladins" *shows a picture of a combine soldier in half-life 2*

Gray paladins: “pick up that can”

@kingtitant5732

3 ай бұрын

Grab that can Be a man

@Chips96

3 ай бұрын

@@kingtitant5732 lol

@Actual_real_ValStrax

3 ай бұрын

And put it in that bin

@user-et4fw2bv1x

3 ай бұрын

pick up that lightsaber and put it in the trashcan

@randyroberts855

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"So Uncivilzed"

@kevin-2.1

4 ай бұрын

Indeed

@Charles-7

3 ай бұрын

"I heartily agree with you sir"

@SaiyanMonkeyScumAndProud

3 ай бұрын

- Obi Wan Kenobi *after finishing grievous with a few shots to the chest*

@shoyupacket5572

3 ай бұрын

@@SaiyanMonkeyScumAndProud it's actually pretty interesting because i think it's a testament to grievous' skill that obi wan was willing to be unconventional with his tactics.

@MrOnepiece14

2 ай бұрын

@@shoyupacket5572 Grievous was very skilled. Mace was afraid to fight him 1v1 because Grievous would have copied his Vaapad and then used it against others or be able to teach it to others.

That HL2 Combine was really nice.

The Combine's Metrocops are new Gray Paladins :D :D :D

One member of the gray paladins was Laranth Tarak, a female Tw'ilek who tried to survive Order 66 along her chiodhood friend/lover Jax Pavan. Sadly, she died just two years after Episode III while facing Vader, in the 2013 novel "The Last Jedi"

@josephticuswar4008

4 ай бұрын

I've heard of her but didn't know if she survived or not, but thanks for the update mate!..

@abhinibeshbiswas9319

4 ай бұрын

At this point everyone has survived order 66 😂😂

@muscularclassrepresentativ5663

4 ай бұрын

@@abhinibeshbiswas9319does it count if they were both murdered by Vader?

@errortalesans4698

4 ай бұрын

Hold on, I feel like I remember Jax’s name… isn’t he from a book series?

@bennyjames558

4 ай бұрын

Damn she susurvive only to die at the hands of the one who gave the order

“Not as clumsy or random as a blaster,” -Obi Wan Kenobi

@ElijahBobija

4 ай бұрын

Obi calling himself out on that one

@SaiyanMonkeyScumAndProud

3 ай бұрын

*proceeds to finish off grievous with blaster fire to the chest*

@Akiba-dr4uk

2 ай бұрын

"No, you're clumsy and random." ~a gray paladin, probably

@Alex-dh2cx

2 ай бұрын

"I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" * Turns into a ghost second sometimes give sagely advice, a very inaginable outcome -Also Obi Wan Kenobi

Oh yeah, that combine cameo star wars did was wild

Gray Paladin looking at those lightsaber-wielding Jedi: “so uncivilized.”

Honorable military skills: "This grid square. Fire for effect." *something appears to still be alive in the grid square.* "Repeat fire mission."

@marcusg8419

Ай бұрын

Shell: HE Fuze: PD charge 4 white bag

@iivin4233

Ай бұрын

@marcusg8419 Thanks, I think you understood what I was getting at. Not to denigrate soldiers, but there aren't many honorable martial skills. I just heard that trope one too many times and reacted to it. Despite the stereotype, Startubers can be exceptionally uncritical. "I am an honorable warrior. That is why I choose to butcher you with this exceptionally long knife." Lol, we honor warriors because they face down that BS, not because they commit that BS.

@TeamDoc312

Ай бұрын

This is the way!

@TIMTV69

Ай бұрын

Willy Pete ...repeat....repeat....repeat....repeat... well then go get some more, fuck nuts, and REPEAT.

@andresdaniel-awong9931

Ай бұрын

All arms call for fire!!

They escaped and went to planet earth and became known as the combine.

“Hmm if I were didn’t have the force I probably couldn’t react to that, I’ll just stay still” *fuckin dies*

Gray Paladins:” FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!”

Ah yes, the Grey Combined Paladins. 😂

@VadersOrder

3 ай бұрын

Haha, wish there were images on this group! Unfortunately there currently aren't any!

@hudsonoakes5225

Ай бұрын

😂

@iivin4233

Ай бұрын

@@VadersOrder haha I tend to get pretty critical of content like this, but I figured that was why you had to use those pics. No shame.

@AluneTheShaman

Ай бұрын

I see how you COMBINED the COMBINE to make COMBINE paladins

Kiling someone in a close quarter test of skill: Dishonorable Killing someone from a far range with a difficult to predict projectile: You fought well ...

@DyslexicLemonz

Ай бұрын

😂

@Benmf

18 күн бұрын

In chat: “Gg ez, no re”

Chef: "I hate using utensils to prepare meals; its dishonorably. Brb, I need to go chop up some carrots with my hands..."

Gray Paladins watching a Jedi use a lightsaber in battle: “So uncivilised.”

Grey Paladins: no one knows their existence Grey Knights: Hey I feel like we're related

@YouBoo-hx9hz

3 ай бұрын

Looking for a comment like this one

"Pick up that Lightsaber"

"Jedi do NOT carry blasters" .50 Cal Kestis in question:

“Jedi always need the lightsabers” The gray paladins:”Nuh uh”

The combine

@Gpgaming263

4 ай бұрын

“Pick up that can”

@Turkce_Oyun

4 ай бұрын

The metro-police there was unexpected

Grey Paladins: it’s alright brothers! We have our blasters! Shoot the Sith! …Oh no brothers! I forgot the Sith can deflect our blasters!

In old lore, there were a number of Jedi that didnt need Lightsabers that Sith made sure never to engage in Lightsaber battle because they knew it was a death sentence. Those Jedi had their quirks, but their number one skill was Force Absorption. to face them with a lightsaber meant you had your sword caught in one hand, drained of all its power in just seconds which in turn supercharged the Jedi and were usually just crushed to a literal mush in a heart beat.

Jedis with blasters are basically a bunch of John wicks

"Jedi do not carry blasters." Gray Paladins: "Allow me to introduce ourselves."

@Lyko5

Ай бұрын

mandalorians would love these jedi

Nah the grey paladins didn't get killed by the sith. You showed the photo; they just joined the Combine

Gunslingers in space "i do not shoot with my blaster, he who shoots with his blaster has forgotten the ways of the Force, i shoot with my heart"

Gray Paladins: "We always bring a gun to a swordfight...because its more honorable"

How the fuck did a combine get in there?

That’s a combine soldier lol

"Use the force" Gray Paladins: Nah, Where my blick at?

“Little bit difficult than most combine” yeah because they look like civil protection

“They thought using the force in battle was a disgusting thing to do.” “They usually used *blasters* instead of lightsabers” So uncivilized.

@joshuakarr-BibleMan

4 ай бұрын

Not all cowboys like magic, I guess.

@chemicalsavage9405

4 ай бұрын

Blasters are more civilized than lightsabers…

@stefankrsmanovic5901

4 ай бұрын

​@@chemicalsavage9405yes they are...

@chemicalsavage9405

4 ай бұрын

@@stefankrsmanovic5901 …

@alsimmons4504

3 ай бұрын

​@@chemicalsavage9405 🤣🤣🤣 Great joke! 👍🏽

This would be an awesome Star Wars story. Also, THAT WAS A PICTURE OF A COMBINE SOLDIER, GOOF!

Obi-wan: How uncivilized Grey Paladin: FOR HONOR

It was crazy. In star wars jedi survivor. There was a small clip where Jere Cunda used a saber and a blaster. It was the only time I ever seen the 2 combined.

Gray Paladins watching Obiwan call blasters so uncivilized: 👁️👄👁️

"The Jedi do not carry blasters" Grey Paladins : "I said we blasting today" Cal Kestis with the Ruger : "hello there"

"Lemme just throw away the greatest advantage I could potentially have in a fight. That's smart."

Combine jumpscare

Ayo that's half life

that first jedi dual wielding white lightsaber have a cool drip fr

Fighting face to face: Shame! Obliterating planets with a space laser: Strategic genius!

Half life and Star wars crossed paths!!

Starting to think now that star wars and half life are linked 😂

Gray Paladins are the embodiment of never bring a knife into a gunfight

Gray paladins: we refuse to use weapons to cut our enemies. Gray paladins: so anyways I started blasting

The Half life image is CRAZY for the first time you mention their name.

Not the half life 2 combine concept art💀

In the Old Canon the Jedi Vodo-Siosk Baas used to use the Force to augment the resistance and power of his staff, the staff was so dangerous as any lightsaber

Erm thats the combine

Gray paladin shows civil protection from half life

Crossover between Half-Life and Star Wars poggers

when you can literally control someone else like a puppet? and they HATE SEAGULLS WAY MORE!!

Once more the Combine shall rule the galaxy!

Im guessing the Grey Padalins also drained the oceans and polluted the air?

@lacosterobo

4 ай бұрын

Lmao

Ah yeah, I forgot about that time Gordon freeman took a trip to Star Wars and brought Barney. Slipped my mind.

Kenobi, Miller and Kestis: blaster go pew pew

"pick up that can"

Ive heard of THE GREY PALADINS before and i must say, they have been left as a foot note in galactic history even by grey jedi and other force sensitive light side amd dark side orders that were not jedi or sith.. The reason why was because they were not recognized nor acknowledged by all the other orders because of thier ideology.. Many thought of them as a wast of the force and ungrateful beings who didnt deserve to be force sensitive. Even non-force sensitive beings thought they were wasting their potential by not using the force and i agree.. Beside not every military had thier same sense of honor in battle so their reputation in war fare was not known by all..

"My lightsaber no longer i love" "Use shotgun i must now"

Imagine an Indiana Jones scene in Star Wars with a dude slinging a lightsaber around and then just getting shot by a Gray Paladin.

Darth Sidious: Excecute order 66... Gray Paladins: Where's our lightsabers?

@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage

4 ай бұрын

We aren't Jedi because we don't have lightsabers

@TheFirephoenix76

4 ай бұрын

@@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage So by your logic, General grievous was jedi because he had lightsabers...?! Ok 😆

@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage

4 ай бұрын

@@TheFirephoenix76 yes, and obi-wan is a sith because he attacked another jedi

@bestgeneralinthegalaxy

4 ай бұрын

so civilized @@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage

@lewiszhou4056

3 ай бұрын

User name says it all@@Eldritch_the_enderman_mage

The grey paladins want you to pick that can

@Chips96

4 ай бұрын

No i won’t (Don’t worry i get it)

@Warzoneguy141

4 ай бұрын

Is because they look like the combine from half life 2

@the-dripbine

3 ай бұрын

​@@Warzoneguy141it's literally some half life concept art.

@Warzoneguy141

3 ай бұрын

Oh shi-

@firefly9838

3 ай бұрын

@@Warzoneguy141 the HF beta has a lot of wicked concept art... AI Art has helped me create even more.

Gray Paladins: "Lightsabers? What is this? Easy mode?"

That prototype jedi armor from Force unleashed is built just right - Goldilocks.

The Gray Paladins: the combine

That’s… a combine civil protection unit from half-life 2.

Jedi without force and lightsaber :ironic

Darth Vader: "Haha skill issue."

Hold up...somehow the mask is reminding me of someting... *The valve into begins to play*

This video made me want a star wars and half life crossover

@DistortedDebaser

3 ай бұрын

That kinda, would actually be a pretty decent crossover that makes some sort of sense

"Using force beats the purpose of doing melee combat" The Gray Paladins: Brought a gun to a swordfight.

Blasters? “SO UNCIVILIZED”

Bro just show combine soldier from half five 💀 (100 likes mom am famous!!!)

@negan6959

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@VadersOrder

4 ай бұрын

Haha sadly there's no images regarding this group!

@the-dripbine

3 ай бұрын

That's still not a excuse to use hl2 beta images. You know full well that some people probably younger ones will take this as Star wars cannon. ​@@VadersOrder

@joshua2400

3 ай бұрын

@@the-dripbine i dont think they would think half life is canon to starwars but it is possible I suppose,, Jesus the good lord loves you my friend, Truly He does

@foaduk9118

3 ай бұрын

Half five?

why is there a combine concept art from the hl2 beta

@lukecodz

3 ай бұрын

there isnt many pics of the gray paladins

Grat paladins: *tosses lightsaber away* "so uncivilized"

Okay the image of that first Gray Paladin made me think of Star Wars the Force Unleashed 2, there was a skin or a costume StarKiller could wear that looked just like that Gray Paladin outfit I saw at the beginning of the video.

Bro your voice is so relaxing

''gray paladins'' literally combine wtf?

Combine soliders are the forgotten starwars group💀☠️

Siths who hunted them and survived still have vietnam flashbacks

Paladins fell from that side of the roof, Jedi fell from this side of the roof

Say what you will, Obi Wan used one to defeat Grievous

Imagine one of them uses the force to move his lasers ? thatd be nuts

makes jango fetts death play in a loop in my head lol

The Combine is canon in the Star Wars universe confirmed.

That one gray paladin: hah hah pick up that can citizen