Hi guys! So we wanted to do a fun timepass video to help get everyone’s mind off everything that’s going on. Even for a little while. What better way to do it than an episode on Selmon bhai. Hope you guys like it. Also, the TISS Shorts channel is now live. So LIKE SHARE and SUBSCRIBE. This will have smaller edits of the episodes that we’ve put together with your help. Thank you to everyone who’s contributing. Please please continue to do so. Thank you again #TissFam #TissArmy Lastly, there’s also a link attached for covid related resources. Will update with relevant info as it comes along. Till then do whatever you want to do. But inside your house.

@Desi__Boy

3 жыл бұрын

Please watch the Seeti Maar song together :D Pleaaaaseeeeee

@harjassahni7271

3 жыл бұрын

thank u guys for doing this...much love 😍😍

@singhhimmat321

3 жыл бұрын

You all should watch Seeti Maar together, there is another hour of a podcast right there!

@drishtimehta

3 жыл бұрын

Best episode

@think_thoughtsinked

3 жыл бұрын

Bhai ko Disha "Pata ni" hai 🤣

Y'all do realize that the fact that he was an IPS Officer in Wanted means that at some point he has taken the UPSC exam.

@ayanchoudhury6697

3 жыл бұрын

That is a piece of information I could have lived without knowing. This is going to haunt me for a day or so.

@naviaps3102

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@rajd9676

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God!

@arrowhead697

3 жыл бұрын

Oh dear God noooo

@vaibhavthapliyal3429

3 жыл бұрын

Tvf aspirants season 2 will just be the origin story of Bhai.

Neville talking about Dialogue 'structure' Radhe makers: we don't do that here

Jaby Koay will be so upset.. Poor guy watches 5 min trailers and is able to extend a video to max 15-20 mins. Yaha TISS army is able to get 1.1 hrs of content form a 2 min trailer. That to in a way that they keep us engaged for most of the 1.1 hrs. REAL talent.

@StormyKid27

3 жыл бұрын

lol anybody can do jaby koays channel

@mudPuddlePanda

2 жыл бұрын

Who.?

@adarshhiremath8227

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormyKid27 absolutely man. I don’t see point of jaby koay reacting to Indian content dude. It’s like me sitting and recording my reactions on a Chinese content. Totally pointless

@ChaiCoffee69

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormyKid27 it's the fact that foreigners are acknowledging India which brings people to watch him. They don't know the fact that India is 2nd most populous country and Indians are literally everywhere. So, why him reacting to us should be fascinating? XD

@gaming4life25

2 жыл бұрын

Jaby Koay just cares about money.

Bawa: where is the bladder gone? VT: in the same place where the script went ! 😂😂😂😂

Conspiracy theory: TISS boys are secretly bhai's PR.

@dreamysap

3 жыл бұрын

Where's the lie?!

@pradhyudh

3 жыл бұрын

Y

@sauronishere8040

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing Abu Abu's connection with Salman, these 4 could be Abu Abu's PR minions working for Client Salman 😄

After watching "the diya - nadiya " dialogue..."our business is our business none of your business" dialogue sounds so better...😂

@dss6838

3 жыл бұрын

My name is dia 😂 and this hurt me more 😂

@JamesRodriguez10783

3 жыл бұрын

@@dss6838 Agar meri koi bahan hogi to mei uska naam nadiya rakhunga 😜

Bawa trying to find logic in the bladder fefda conversation was so adorable😂😂❤️❤️❤️

@eshwar7105

3 жыл бұрын

"where does the bladder go then?"

@crabman3722

2 жыл бұрын

@@eshwar7105 same place where the script went😂

Ok now everytime I see or hear Prabhudeva, my mind would immediately go to Varun dancing to "Apna Kaafilaaa..."

Kautuk explaining "Diya-Nadiya" joke is better than Nolan explaining Inception and Tenet combined

@itsinthegamedude1228

3 жыл бұрын

have you seen Nolans explanation of memento

@shrikantdhadankar9353

3 жыл бұрын

Nolan died after this

@ziahameed2065

2 жыл бұрын

Hey ye zyda hogya yar haha

Other reaction channels : *discusses the trailer for only 2 mins* TISS Boys : *dissect and analyze the trailer for 1 hour 12 minutes*

@justanotherupscaspirant8837

Жыл бұрын

True Selmon Bhai fans

So glad to see Aadar and Varun smiling and in good health ❤️

Loved the way Kautuk tried to justify every scene. Aaj ke episode ka name hona chahiye tha "How we explained the Bhai movie to Bawa" 😁😅🤣

I appreciate the 3 people who patiently heard everything & didn't kick out Bawa during the discussion of bladder, fefda & kidney😂

@thiruvetti

Жыл бұрын

That was the best part of the podcast

Kautuk’s understanding of Bhai Cinematic Universe🙌🏻🙌🏻😂😂😂😂

Here are, 4 well read comedians, discussing Salman Khan, for an hour straight! Love it guys!

@KarthikVijapurapu

3 жыл бұрын

Not exactly well read. Varun has a kindle though. 😂

Randeep Hooda is the proper Swades man. He went from Selmon bhai to Chris Hemsworth but came back to Selmon bhai. Huge respect! ❤️

@crabman3722

2 жыл бұрын

Why is this so funny hahahha....."he went from fighting Chris Hemsworth to being beaten up in a toilet by Bhai" lmaooo🤣🤣

@SweetSourPickle

Жыл бұрын

True Ghar Wapsi.

Never have I ever seen 4 people so perfect to roast Salman bhai

@ridwan_z

3 жыл бұрын

It's Selmon Bhoi

@adityagode7391

3 жыл бұрын

@@ridwan_z yea true😂

@naseemkittur5421

2 ай бұрын

And still alive😂😂😂

I cannot tell you how excited I am to see 1. All four of you together 2. Discussing Selmon bhai for 1 hour

Varun and Aadar have become 10x crazier after covid! 😂 So glad to know you guys are healthier and being safe!! This episode was just too funny!

Only legends waited until Varun did Muqabala dance!

I think the episode should be re-named : TISS Reacts to Radhe: Your most wanted trailer react podcast!

Varun: yeh to nainsaafi hai jo humare saath hua dedh minute ke liye.. * Proceeds to make a full episode *

@CockySuSMounted

3 жыл бұрын

Hypocritical haramkhorNess of human nature

@arrowhead697

3 жыл бұрын

Varun just doesn't want to suffer alone😂

@CockySuSMounted

3 жыл бұрын

@@arrowhead697 sahi baat 😅

@durvashinde13

3 жыл бұрын

@@arrowhead697 I'm ever ready to suffer with these guys😂

@durvashinde13

3 жыл бұрын

@@CockySuSMounted what a comment 💯😂😂

the kid is actually the only person who is actually portraying his own age he is actually 16 he was my junior in school hehehehe

7:36 - 8:07 is where you’ll probably fall off whatever you’re sitting on laughing! Jeez the moves these boys break into impromptu with animated screenplay 😂😂

@trafalgarlaw9919

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 True

@sapandream

3 жыл бұрын

Can u see the hapless condition of BAWA 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

1 Hour of Selmon is exactly what I needed to get through the day 🎉🎉🎉

Neville's entire reaction to the trailer is 🤦🏻😂

@abhishekjavali1524

3 жыл бұрын

Please refer to him by his respectful name, Nilesh.

Thank you so much guys ... You guys having just a normal chat is my therapy 😛☺.... Give us Bawa's cut 😂

@spacetime_wanderer

3 жыл бұрын

i agree 😁

Thank you boys for promoting the BCU. Varun apan dono next time saath me exposition karenge. Get READY

I paused this video, then watched the trailer for context. I am ready to suffer for you guys.

@jigardalsaniya2689

3 жыл бұрын

That's what exactly I did and, hey man, the suffering is real😂

I solemnly swore to not watch the trailer Meanwhile tiss boys: let's do an hour on the trailer

@AshishKumar-no9ns

3 жыл бұрын

Mai v nahi dekha av tak ab dekhna padega..

@freshoutofthesoundfactory7712

3 жыл бұрын

I *selmonly

This discussion was way more interesting than the movie being talked about will ever be

Top 4 Mysteries that cannot be solved : 4. Interior of a Black Hole 3. Anything divided by 0 2. Dark Matter 1. What did Bawa say at 46:39 ?

@maknayan20

2 жыл бұрын

@@sparshshukla3937 nope

@maknayan20

2 жыл бұрын

@@sparshshukla3937 he said something which was edited out

Kautuk should be given Bhai ratna award for cracking the Dia na Dia joke

@rhythm2238

3 жыл бұрын

Bhai ratna🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

@DharmeshChhatrala

3 жыл бұрын

Bhai ratna is basically his bracelet

@gilliegishaa

3 жыл бұрын

Really. Kya logic hai

*Someone mentions Prabhudeva* Varun & Kautuk: Chalo dance toh karna padega ab

@rish_31

3 жыл бұрын

You meant Varun and Aadar

I like the disclaimer that Varun gave when he said guys please don't go outside and watch the film. Like, yes Varun we were eagerly waiting for the pandemic to get over so that we could watch RADHE.

@varunbhakay6804

3 жыл бұрын

I mentally said "Radhe" exactly the way Varun would've said it.

@ishankadekar1422

3 жыл бұрын

@@varunbhakay6804 that was my intent exactly, thats why wrote it in CAPS.

One of the best episodes of TISS till date. I died laughing during fefda-kidney conversation. Greatest "improvisation" by Salman Bhai. 😭

Best line so far Varun : I am A wanted Kautya : Bawa, you were talking abt the Bechdel test, this doesn't pass a simple grammar test 😂😂

From bringing Kriti Sanon and discussing nepotism to bringing selmon bhai and discussing tiss(🤞), we all grew up

@CockySuSMounted

3 жыл бұрын

My brain cells grew to vanish one atom at a time

Writers have not spent 1hr 12 mins on script ... selmon bhai not spent 1hr 12 mins on reading the script .. TISS army spending 1hr 12 mins watching the roast of the trailer.... #tissarmy

I’ve not laughed so hard in a long time! 😆 This will be my “go to” episode during stressful times!

3 dislikes are from Bhoi, Sohail and Arbaaz

@spicyguava9333

3 жыл бұрын

The fourth is disha patani.

@mythologygeek3486

3 жыл бұрын

Prabhudeva is too busy dancing to leave a dislike.

@aishwaryaghaisas

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@funtertainment2128

3 жыл бұрын

Likes from Arjun Kapoor, Malaika gang

@user-fk8md4jn3i

3 жыл бұрын

@@funtertainment2128 😂😂

#ReleaseTheBawaCut (‘Bawa’ is a technical term, it’s Neville otherwise)

@noobmaster-dm7tu

3 жыл бұрын

So ja

@devashrigavaskar3137

3 жыл бұрын

Its Nilesss

@krishnachavan1922

3 жыл бұрын

Yes plz u I wanna know what he said

@PokhrajRoy.

3 жыл бұрын

@@noobmaster-dm7tu Roja

@rohan_dsouza

3 жыл бұрын

+1

Radhe Update (cause this conversation doesn’t end here) According to Wikipedia Radhe is a “remake” of Korean movie “The Outlaws” and is a “spiritual sequel” of Bhai’s movie Wanted. With that said, Bawa pass on the Biryani guy’s number

I've binged entire seasons of Indian Matchmaking and Fabulous Lives in a day just so that I could watch the podcast. Iss wale ka homework was luckily easier 😂

Kautuk: “Bhai has a no Liplock Policy.” Varun: “With his fans?” I love this episode 😂

@varunbhakay6804

3 жыл бұрын

Bhai has been adhering to Covid guidelines since before Covid.

@PokhrajRoy.

3 жыл бұрын

@@varunbhakay6804 He owned a Driverless Car since before it existed.

@Gaigai275

3 жыл бұрын

@@PokhrajRoy. the OG Elon Musk.

@PokhrajRoy.

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gaigai275 Interesting analogy but I don’t like him 😂

@Gaigai275

3 жыл бұрын

@@PokhrajRoy. Musk ya Selmon😂😂

The fact that there is an entire episode dedicated to selmon bhai is hands down amazing 🤣🤣

@chiragmacwana

3 жыл бұрын

Deep down they all bhai fan

@JamesRodriguez10783

3 жыл бұрын

Bhai deserves time...

Man,I must've watched this video at least 10 times,yet it's just as funny. TISS and selmon is a combo that can never go wrong.

Bawa : where is the bladder gone? Varun : same place where the script is!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I work for Zee5 testing team, the day Radhe's trailer was launched was my life's worst day till date, had to watch the trailer 50+ times, gonna resign the day before the movie comes out

@imti247

3 жыл бұрын

Jobs mushkil se milte hai bro, i know it will be some torture but seh lo 😂😁

@JamesRodriguez10783

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you have to watch trailers? Just curious to know

@ashutoshagarwal23

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesRodriguez10783 so we need to watch all the assets on that platform and perform multiple actions like next, back, forward rewind rewatch, download etc that a normal user can perform and see whether the app is functioning correctly or not, is there any bug or not

@JamesRodriguez10783

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashutoshagarwal23 Your job isn’t difficult effort wise. But Man watching this trash content, I feel for you. Now I’m even more sad thinking about the guy who has to do this on Alt Balaji and other cringe content place. I wish I had your job only for watching Breaking Bad and House of Cards, Anyhow I watch them in loops.

@imti247

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesRodriguez10783 imagin the plight of the ULLU guy 😁

Wow the time they spent discussing biology for the 3 inch dialogue..😂

I have binge watched almost all your podcast, but this is the most funniest. 😂 I don't watch podcast for the second time, but this one is exception. No matter how many times I watch it, I just keep on laughing from the first second to the last one. 😂

I love how Tiss boys imitation of Salman is in American accent, whereas bhai barely manages to speak English

@sonali9969

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I laughed so hard on this😂😂😂

@harshckuk

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@whatt57

3 жыл бұрын

That's from his old interviews. If you know, you know.

@wrathg

3 жыл бұрын

Is that what we calling them now. Tiss boys?

@ishankadekar1422

3 жыл бұрын

@@wrathg I am sure it's a typo, but yes Tiss boys. Also, your toss typo reminded me of toss ka boss add.

My appraisal meeting just got over. This notification made me happy.

@harshmittal2051

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations

@MegaKekaa

3 жыл бұрын

kaisa hai market mein appraisals is saal?

@harsh9724

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations

@hugevendrachahal9243

3 жыл бұрын

Internship plz

1 hour discussion for 1.5 minute trailer, imagine how much time will take for 3 hour movie😂

@Soumitra4517

3 жыл бұрын

That will be a 3-day TISS Reacts program

@nitesh528

3 жыл бұрын

For only the first half😂

I like how Varun says...."at the same place where the script went bawa"...😂😂😂

Varun doing the Prabhu deva bit was HILARIOUS 😂

Any situational comedy exists....le Varun:Abhi acting karke dikhata hu!😂😂

2:24 Aadar making bhai's bracelet with a measuring tape 😂😂

Omg the whole detail conversion about the bladder and lungs got me lmaooo!! Hilarious!!

Kautuk should be given Nobel for decoding 'Nadiya' & 'Fefda' dialogues.

Bawa is trying so hard to make sense of every scene🤣 its not cinema Bawa it's just a long tiktok

bhai is connoisseur of active and passive voice.... tere mast mast do nain, mere dil ka le gaye chain.... mere dil ka le gaye chain, tere mast mast do nain

46:43 Petition to know what Bawa said.

After Indian matchmaking AND fabulous lives..boiz making us watch Radhe trailor as well😂😂😂😭😭😭...

Dude that prabhudeva cameo by varunn was hilarious 😂😂😂

thank you so much for making me laugh . so needed it after a crappy day.. lost two people i know to covid today! just needed something to keep me sane. thank you

why did I get the dia-nadia joke almost immediately, brb contemplating my life

Aadar had a constant reaction of "KUCH BHII"

I love how Bawa tried to make sense of this completely nonsense movie, never change Bawa💞

Lol. That entire section on anatomy and reassembling someone's innards was hilarious. I love how they were trying to make sense of the dialogue.

This is my favourite video. Watched it over 20 times, and still laughed .

The scary thing is when Neville said Jackie loves zumba that ad played that time 😳

Varun's intro 😂😂😂🤣 BHAI's impression !!

Excellent podcast. Laughed like crazy 🤪. The moment I saw the Selmon's movie trailer I knew this would be a feast for TISS

Returning back to this video in 2 days to just watch Neville smile 😍

Finally a full episode on Selmon Bhoi😂😂 P.s.- Glad to see Adar back ❤️

These guys dissecting the "bladder phefda" scene for 10 mins straight is such a mood😂😂

Varun dancing to "Apna Kafilaaaaa" 😂😂♥️♥️

tiss army was counting bhai jokes in one ep until now boys: imma show you how its done releases 1 hr 12 min of bhai material

So happy to see Aadar back❤️❤️

12:00 the explanation Kautak gives blew my mind 😂😂😂. Yeh toh pakka writers ne bhi nahi socha hoga 'nadiya' wali line likhte time 😂😂😂😂

I have not laughed so much in the past year thank you guys! It shoulf be put up on prime or netflix this episode is a whole comedy special

I haven't laughed so much in days, guys! Thank you so much for this, you guys really nail it each time and deserve all the love ❤️ also, release the Bawa cut!

Bawa is so Intellectual he can find out a Complex Technical issue in a Salman Movie.

Selmon bhai is remaking JOHN WICK , John Wick's dog is replaced by selmon bhoi's BRACELET...😎

Salman Bhai - Prabhudeva Martin Scorsese - Robert DeNiro Bong Joon- Hoo - Song- Kang Ho. It's time we finally acknowledge these actor-director duos.

Radhe team discussion for whole movie-1 hour TISS podcast reacting to trailer- 1.5 hour

You could see this was Varun's and Kautuk's favourite topic. Couldn't stop laughing throughout. Thank you guys for your efforts, truly appreciate it.

Tumhare dasvi pass hone se pehle.... - Someone tell bhai that 10th exams are cancelled

@prathameshdeshpande4517

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe thats the hint that yeh movie ka sequel bhi ayega Radhe-Ma

@meghnachoudhury1622

3 жыл бұрын

@@prathameshdeshpande4517 hahaha

@DharmeshChhatrala

3 жыл бұрын

@@prathameshdeshpande4517 Sequel to aayega.

@amardeepsingh-es7fz

3 жыл бұрын

@@DharmeshChhatrala it will be called raadhe shaam

I loveddd this episode!! The Selmon roasts are the best! Plz do more episodes like this roasting ridiculous people and ridiculousness in general. Laughed so hard 😂😂

I just saw the notification on my phone & was laughing for a minute!😂 Great episode!❤️

You guys missed the fact that Jackie Shroff plays Disha's brother.. Imagine Tiger's reaction😂 P.S just subscribed to Tiss shorts too!! More stuff to see now!! Yay!

How each TISS member reacted to the Radhe trailer is a perfect reflection of their personalities.

I'm so glad I decided to watch this on KZread instead of just listening to it on The podcast app😂 Varun's expressions were EVERYTHING! 🤣I have not laughed so much in so long ❤

Varun bhai impersonating is GOLD.

After watching the trailer, my first thought was a TISS reaction to this would be hilarious! 🤣

In the initial 1 minute I was trying to see all the four faces at once just to not miss any of their reactions while watching the trailer :D

One of the best episodes..i watch this every time I feel low

There was a comment on the Scorpio scene in the trailer that said finally we have evidence😂😂😂😂😂