The Internet Said So | EP 176 | Famous Quotes

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In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing famous quotes.
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  • @vibeexperimentation-lp9ts
    @vibeexperimentation-lp9ts Жыл бұрын

    "Pigeons are rats of the sky" - Varun Thakur, 2023

  • @idreeskanchwala

    @idreeskanchwala

    Жыл бұрын

    T-shirt quote

  • @bloodbathy

    @bloodbathy

    Жыл бұрын

    In UK everyone say this. Pigeons are rats of the sky.

  • @RealNetSurfer

    @RealNetSurfer

    Жыл бұрын

    John Wick reference..

  • @ishanbhatnagar6841
    @ishanbhatnagar6841 Жыл бұрын

    "You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott”

  • @suvratapargaien3929
    @suvratapargaien3929 Жыл бұрын

    To add to kautuk's pigeon story, back in oct 2020 my father and i rescued a kitten about a month and a half. We already had a mother cat and her 3 kittens at our place so my parents decided to give the new baby kitten to a kid who lives about 100 mtr across the street from ours. The kid came and took the kitten around 4 in the evening and i was upset but told myself the same thing "if you love someone set it free blah blue blah". Cut to 11:45 at the night the kitten ran from their house and came to the back door of our house and then i had him till he died due to a viral infection going around in jan 2022. His name was chanchal. Edit: "I have Kindle"- VT Quote that stuck with me: Someone's broken ankle doesn't mean yours isn't sprained.

  • @user-ze5qj8ip9k
    @user-ze5qj8ip9k Жыл бұрын

    My brother once said this, that changed my perspective, "mahine aur saal toh yu nikal jaate hai, waqt toh din nikaalne mein lagta hai" I've never had a bigger 💡moment in my life

  • @vibeexperimentation-lp9ts
    @vibeexperimentation-lp9ts Жыл бұрын

    "People are inherently people" -Neville Shah, 2023

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    I’m chuckling at the thought of KAUTUK in his Bhagyashree Era with the pigeon at home. It’s very cute.

  • @mloydfayweather6605
    @mloydfayweather6605 Жыл бұрын

    " मुलगी शिकली, प्रगति झाली " - John Wick !!!

  • @animationbyparitosh48
    @animationbyparitosh48 Жыл бұрын

    Best quote "you will either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become villan"

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Quote of the Day: “EK step insaan liyesh lekin mankind Ke liye bohut bada leap leeyesh.”

  • @aishwaryaghaisas

    @aishwaryaghaisas

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @anuragyadav-jc8ym

    @anuragyadav-jc8ym

    Жыл бұрын

    Nilesh Armstrong

  • @justrocketscience9930

    @justrocketscience9930

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok, as a rocket scientist, I look forward to flying Varun to the moon, just to hear this quote

  • @CockySuSMounted

    @CockySuSMounted

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@anuragyadav-jc8ymNilesh Armstrongaonkar

  • @div7409
    @div7409 Жыл бұрын

    Varun has outdone himself with the Bachstreet Boys joke. Gem!

  • @SigmundQuadros
    @SigmundQuadros Жыл бұрын

    "Collateral Damage" is the term Kautuk was looking for civilians or innocent damages of War/Missions/Battles.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Varun’s back in his Jethalal Shirt Era. Bring those shirts back 🔥

  • @pintupainter257

    @pintupainter257

    Жыл бұрын

    Jethalal shirt era lmaoo 😭😭

  • @nikhitart

    @nikhitart

    Жыл бұрын

    Ded 😂

  • @rishabammer

    @rishabammer

    11 ай бұрын

    You gay brah?

  • @PokhrajRoy.

    @PokhrajRoy.

    11 ай бұрын

    @@rishabammer Aapse kya?

  • @rishabammer

    @rishabammer

    11 ай бұрын

    @@PokhrajRoy. No offense but I'm also planning to come out that's why wanted to know

  • @aryanrajesh3250
    @aryanrajesh3250 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know who wrote this, but this one stuck with me, " The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all"

  • @pranayshirode
    @pranayshirode Жыл бұрын

    I was 28 mins in the podcast and I just said to myself there is no way they can bring in Bhai into the mix but Varun is soo obsessed to Bhai that he can't go a day without taking his name . You guys are Amazing

  • @kayk5812
    @kayk5812 Жыл бұрын

    That's why Kautuk is such a great storyteller. What a great idea for a toffic! It was bound to generate amazing convo. Absolute content gold! Well done bois! 👏♥

  • @mallikadandekar
    @mallikadandekar Жыл бұрын

    What has come into Bawa!!! He's been wearing such bright fun tshirts (loving this, no complaints) 💕

  • @fibicreations

    @fibicreations

    Жыл бұрын

    Might be dating someone 🎉

  • @Pouchie85

    @Pouchie85

    Жыл бұрын

    Pls enjoy while it lasts

  • @vrinda793

    @vrinda793

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fibicreations was going to say the same, happy that he looks happy

  • @SupratimChakravarty
    @SupratimChakravarty Жыл бұрын

    Even if you fail, You still finish above others ~Varun explaining Erectile Dysfunction 🙃

  • @rahulkanugo7943

    @rahulkanugo7943

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats what she said

  • @Juss169

    @Juss169

    Жыл бұрын

    could be below others too though

  • @CockySuSMounted

    @CockySuSMounted

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Juss169ofcourse,depends on positional functionality ←_←→_→

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    “Give a man a mask and he will reveal who he is.” It applies to both Vicky and Uncle Roger lol

  • @VanshikaSharma-bk8ls
    @VanshikaSharma-bk8ls Жыл бұрын

    Thanks guys! You all do get so much appreciation for the amount of indirect mental therapy your talks give to some people.. Being listening to your podcasts since the beginning, but sometimes when i need it, i switch on any random podcast and it becomes more than entertainment, it is therapeutic ! Blesss up TISS !!!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    32:31 It’s called the Aroace Spectrum. That’s one of the best ways to describe love or maybe even attraction. It’s the shade card that KAUTUK is talking about.

  • @adityaashtikar5705
    @adityaashtikar5705 Жыл бұрын

    My mother says this whenever I cringe about not taking something extra (like blankets or food) when travelling - "Bhuk naso pan shirjori aso", which she translated loosely as - backup and preparation should be independent of your hunger. I think her bad translation has more meaning, also she's right about the extra food and blankets :D

  • @suvidha5369

    @suvidha5369

    Жыл бұрын

    shidori = extra food shirjori = one-uppance

  • @adityaashtikar5705

    @adityaashtikar5705

    Жыл бұрын

    @@suvidha5369 must be shidori then, anyway turns out my mother's a better qouter.

  • @baakaaria

    @baakaaria

    Ай бұрын

    @@suvidha5369chidori - sasuke

  • @cosmophilevin1054
    @cosmophilevin10548 ай бұрын

    okay so this is my quote, its about space and how its fascinating "we try to find hope in stuff thats already gone, much like we still see the stars that are dead ahges ago"

  • @durvashinde13
    @durvashinde13 Жыл бұрын

    it's been a while since i last got the chance to sit through a premier of TISS. missed the boys.

  • @VivekVijaykantDhumal
    @VivekVijaykantDhumal Жыл бұрын

    I suppose, in the end, the whole of life becomes an act of letting go. What hurts the most is not getting a moment to say GoodBye! -- Irrfan Khan

  • @suvidha5369

    @suvidha5369

    Жыл бұрын

    Uff

  • @anantchirmade600

    @anantchirmade600

    Жыл бұрын

    Its from the movie Life of Pie

  • @satyasaranpatra

    @satyasaranpatra

    Жыл бұрын

    Irrfan khan didn't write this, he just acted

  • @sriee_0793
    @sriee_0793 Жыл бұрын

    Yes we need 4 episodes One of the said episode needs to be from apna comment section of all the "quotes" which were like '-VarunThakur 2023'

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    We’re being promised a Part 2? So, obviously it’s not happening. Ok, got it.

  • @durvashinde13
    @durvashinde13 Жыл бұрын

    i would be very disappointed if this doesn't contain all the quotes made up by the boys as well

  • @patrickstar670

    @patrickstar670

    Жыл бұрын

    No.. Yes.. But..

  • @dragenoxinside
    @dragenoxinside Жыл бұрын

    “TISS is a Tuesday ritual” - Mahatma Gandhi

  • @Shaikh.tanveer
    @Shaikh.tanveer Жыл бұрын

    Was waiting for Bawa to finish his interpretation of "Khudi ko kar buland itna

  • @kalakaarkunal3194
    @kalakaarkunal3194 Жыл бұрын

    Pegions are rats in the sky -Varun Thakur 2023

  • @mohdyasir1273
    @mohdyasir1273 Жыл бұрын

    "Tera dost agar kuwe (well) me koodega to kya tu b kudega"

  • @TheRanjansaket
    @TheRanjansaket Жыл бұрын

    The entire Shantaram book is full of quote worthy lines. Fab book too

  • @requlus
    @requlus Жыл бұрын

    the hermann hesse quote is from the novella "Demian" and when i tell you that book singlehandedly changed my entire perspective of life.

  • @bharathchippa3773
    @bharathchippa377311 ай бұрын

    "There are two lives, the second one begins when you realise there's only one" - Naval Ravikanth

  • @Manoj17Patankar
    @Manoj17Patankar Жыл бұрын

    9:45 dont flatter yourself Naina! Only legends will get the reference.

  • @ghazalaahmad8386
    @ghazalaahmad8386 Жыл бұрын

    Junoon’s quote is Iqbal’s who also wrote “ lab pe aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri”

  • @itzmejax
    @itzmejax Жыл бұрын

    "If you have enough time, every place is walking distance."

  • @kc_padaala
    @kc_padaala Жыл бұрын

    "In life go straight and turn right" - Sab ki aan, Sab ki shaan, Sabka ek BHAIJAAN!

  • @vineetgarmella
    @vineetgarmella Жыл бұрын

    The thumbnail of Neville is just 😂😂😂

  • @MegaPunit007
    @MegaPunit007 Жыл бұрын

    “The Question isn’t who is going to let me, the question is who is going to stop me.” - Howard Roark (Ayn Rand’s Fountainhead)

  • @jeslyveronicajoseph3480
    @jeslyveronicajoseph3480 Жыл бұрын

    The video thumbnail has me tripping for so long that I forgot to click and start watching even! 😂

  • @shonell1386
    @shonell1386 Жыл бұрын

    The BSB concert was mind-blowing!

  • @suvidha5369
    @suvidha5369 Жыл бұрын

    14:42 "People are inherently people." Bawa, 2023

  • @siddshrestha
    @siddshrestha Жыл бұрын

    ""You miss 100% of the shots you don't' take." -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott

  • @rushiprajapati2710
    @rushiprajapati2710 Жыл бұрын

    BACHstreet Boys 😭 Killed me 😂😂😂

  • @2statesfamilytravels541
    @2statesfamilytravels54111 ай бұрын

    When camera pans only to Vicky and kautuk.. Neville is diisinterested in bakar bakar... Loving thisssnewly found thing

  • @cyberrecluse7024
    @cyberrecluse7024 Жыл бұрын

    This was a fantastic episode.❤

  • @poonampandey16
    @poonampandey16 Жыл бұрын

    this is one of my favorite episodes so far!

  • @jashnb
    @jashnb Жыл бұрын

    Was I the only one who understood the name "JustFlip96"? 🤣

  • @rakshithgowda3353
    @rakshithgowda3353 Жыл бұрын

    “We have two lives; the second begins when we realise we only have one.”- Confucius

  • @gagans7180
    @gagans7180 Жыл бұрын

    would love to have many more episodes on "quotes "

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    44:36 Yes, I can attest to this. Varun does have nice and thoughtful quotes but I prefer the ones that are out of pocket 😂 P.S. My ‘Peeyesh, Letesh, Dekhesh’ was a hit on the Subreddit lol

  • @zainabm.m.
    @zainabm.m. Жыл бұрын

    "Jodi tor dakshune kevu na ashe tobe ekla cholo re"- my favourite quote by Rabindranath Tagore

  • @rvntjnj
    @rvntjnj6 ай бұрын

    Watched this one again... Waiting for part 2!!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    As someone who has been thoroughly entertained by the quotes generated on this channel, what a lovely toffic 😂 P.S. The thumbnail is cursed.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Cheesy proverbs hit different. They’re simply the best 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    If I didn’t have the Internet, I’d start having a hissy fit but then I’d end up reading my books lol

  • @krisschahal9183
    @krisschahal918311 ай бұрын

    Chole mature is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard for some reason😂

  • @ritwikatiwari2211
    @ritwikatiwari2211 Жыл бұрын

    this episode made my day!

  • @shouryajha8378
    @shouryajha8378 Жыл бұрын

    Really amazing quotes!

  • @idreeskanchwala
    @idreeskanchwala Жыл бұрын

    kautuk's 10 year old impression of himself is choooooo chewwweeeeet lol

  • @chetanbhatia5242
    @chetanbhatia5242 Жыл бұрын

    My dad would say 'Sorry, Please, and Thank You is free. Use it as much as you want.'🙂

  • @nehakhare8641
    @nehakhare8641 Жыл бұрын

    Bava's laughter sound ❤😁

  • @shraddhapurohit2933
    @shraddhapurohit2933 Жыл бұрын

    Without even watching the episode I hit LIKE ❤ coz I know it’s gonna be amazing

  • @k-factor07
    @k-factor07 Жыл бұрын

    45:04 - Neilesh Armstrong quote

  • @maheshnyayadhish
    @maheshnyayadhish Жыл бұрын

    Best quote by cowtuk "In some way, respect is something that you give to bring down your own guilt..🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻"

  • @shubhamjaiswal2337
    @shubhamjaiswal2337 Жыл бұрын

    " Fate changes no man unless he changes fate." --Iranian proverb

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    From the myriad personal stories mentioned in the episodes both past and present, Varun was a Social Experiment in his ‘20s. He tried every fad, every fashion trend and even did drag on TV.

  • @aishw4
    @aishw4 Жыл бұрын

    1:49 - "Reflected glory of their intelligence." Wow

  • @prashant8439
    @prashant8439 Жыл бұрын

    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretsky - Michael Scott

  • @anantchirmade600
    @anantchirmade600 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best quotes I have heard : "If you could convert hate into electricity, you will light up the entire world." - Nikola Tesla (not sure, probably wrongly attributed)

  • @sarbjeetsingh-rg4st
    @sarbjeetsingh-rg4st Жыл бұрын

    If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Max Ehrmann

  • @fibicreations
    @fibicreations Жыл бұрын

    You guys missed how criminal minds would start and end with quotes . James Baldwin - 'Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

  • @subhAjitDin

    @subhAjitDin

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah each episode had one

  • @devshah7885
    @devshah7885 Жыл бұрын

    It would have been great fun if u had discussed some quotes from how I met your mother

  • @youtubeexplorer282
    @youtubeexplorer282 Жыл бұрын

    How come AADAR appeared in live taping of Raunak's show and not a single one here?????

  • @poonampandey16
    @poonampandey16 Жыл бұрын

    ekdum mast !

  • @kshitijjha1348
    @kshitijjha134811 ай бұрын

    One that's plain witty to me is: "Theory and practice are the same in theory, but not in practice" Heard this from a chess Grand Master (Ben Finegold) but apparently this is a much older quote.

  • @tarikarora92
    @tarikarora92 Жыл бұрын

    Missed the opportunity to call Kautuk ... Quotuk

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    51:38 Varun is an Ambivert. We’ve already discussed this. #IYKYK

  • @shripadbhat7548
    @shripadbhat7548 Жыл бұрын

    Just a trail of thought, quotes which made sense earlier ,now if we flip it ,in current world it's become more relevant. Like how change in the world, can be mapped to flipping of quotes For e.x Earlier "Jack of all trades ,master of none" But now "Jack of all trades,master of one" Which tells the importance of being versatile and all rounder in life. Like you could have little knowledge of all areas so that you could hit a conversation with any person,any where on any topic. But you also mastered one area from where you could earn .

  • @ayushm5755
    @ayushm5755 Жыл бұрын

    Petition to discuss World Famous Narcissists or Narcicissm as a tofic with Varun as Vicky for the whole podcast.

  • @theperpetuallyannoyed4074
    @theperpetuallyannoyed4074 Жыл бұрын

    Man this episode was fkimg good apart from the comedy. I love when tiss talks wisdom n has serious convo about life and its often passed on as jokes but its deep af.

  • @babablacksphee
    @babablacksphee Жыл бұрын

    My favorites quote - It is what it is

  • @shreyashwankhede185
    @shreyashwankhede185 Жыл бұрын

    There’s a great saying I like to tell people out of context: A foolish man complains of his torn pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls

  • @pithypages6288
    @pithypages6288 Жыл бұрын

    The thumbnail is EPICCCCCCCCCCCCC

  • @gunnervin
    @gunnervin Жыл бұрын

    “Very enjoyable and reminiscent podcast.” Albert Einstein

  • @mohiitramchandaney183
    @mohiitramchandaney183 Жыл бұрын

    On that quote lets begin the episode😂

  • @abhijeetsharma7619
    @abhijeetsharma7619 Жыл бұрын

    Salmon Bhoi got mentioned at 28:20 in the podcast.

  • @vasinelluri1936
    @vasinelluri1936 Жыл бұрын

    even though only 3 boiss, still what consistancy ... very good

  • @likun54
    @likun54 Жыл бұрын

    we must imagine Sisyphus happy - albert camus

  • @pradyumnawarrier8219
    @pradyumnawarrier8219 Жыл бұрын

    War/battle/military quotes would be great

  • @JoeyLovesUPhoebe
    @JoeyLovesUPhoebe Жыл бұрын

    On that "Coat" let's begin the ephisode!

  • @PandaTheAB
    @PandaTheAB Жыл бұрын

    Quote I've worn - I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right. (With a drooling Rick face) 😂

  • @kissewala
    @kissewala Жыл бұрын

    I treat everyone equally - with smug and discomfort.

  • @nikhilm
    @nikhilm Жыл бұрын

    45:05 I was laughing soo hard 😂😂😂

  • @SidDwadasi
    @SidDwadasi Жыл бұрын

    The opening is also a cold open because it is actually cold in the spot Bawa is sitting.

  • @AW-qc8nc
    @AW-qc8nc Жыл бұрын

    What kautuk's friend's dad said is a sher, इस दुनियां में कितना गम है, मेरा गम कितना कम है। दुनिया का गम देखा तो, मैं अपना गम भूल गया।।

  • @mahashwetha91
    @mahashwetha91 Жыл бұрын

    Appreciate Bawa's sportiveness to wear Quote on a T shirt! Wondering where did he purchase it from?? Varun help

  • @idreeskanchwala
    @idreeskanchwala Жыл бұрын

    @18:48 best coat of the podcast

  • @hannaan8760
    @hannaan8760 Жыл бұрын

    love it

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