The Internet Said So | EP 176 | Famous Quotes
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In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing famous quotes.
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"Pigeons are rats of the sky" - Varun Thakur, 2023
@idreeskanchwala
Жыл бұрын
T-shirt quote
@bloodbathy
Жыл бұрын
In UK everyone say this. Pigeons are rats of the sky.
@RealNetSurfer
Жыл бұрын
John Wick reference..
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott”
To add to kautuk's pigeon story, back in oct 2020 my father and i rescued a kitten about a month and a half. We already had a mother cat and her 3 kittens at our place so my parents decided to give the new baby kitten to a kid who lives about 100 mtr across the street from ours. The kid came and took the kitten around 4 in the evening and i was upset but told myself the same thing "if you love someone set it free blah blue blah". Cut to 11:45 at the night the kitten ran from their house and came to the back door of our house and then i had him till he died due to a viral infection going around in jan 2022. His name was chanchal. Edit: "I have Kindle"- VT Quote that stuck with me: Someone's broken ankle doesn't mean yours isn't sprained.
My brother once said this, that changed my perspective, "mahine aur saal toh yu nikal jaate hai, waqt toh din nikaalne mein lagta hai" I've never had a bigger 💡moment in my life
"People are inherently people" -Neville Shah, 2023
I’m chuckling at the thought of KAUTUK in his Bhagyashree Era with the pigeon at home. It’s very cute.
" मुलगी शिकली, प्रगति झाली " - John Wick !!!
Best quote "you will either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become villan"
Quote of the Day: “EK step insaan liyesh lekin mankind Ke liye bohut bada leap leeyesh.”
@aishwaryaghaisas
Жыл бұрын
😂
@anuragyadav-jc8ym
Жыл бұрын
Nilesh Armstrong
@justrocketscience9930
Жыл бұрын
Ok, as a rocket scientist, I look forward to flying Varun to the moon, just to hear this quote
@CockySuSMounted
Жыл бұрын
@@anuragyadav-jc8ymNilesh Armstrongaonkar
Varun has outdone himself with the Bachstreet Boys joke. Gem!
"Collateral Damage" is the term Kautuk was looking for civilians or innocent damages of War/Missions/Battles.
Varun’s back in his Jethalal Shirt Era. Bring those shirts back 🔥
@pintupainter257
Жыл бұрын
Jethalal shirt era lmaoo 😭😭
@nikhitart
Жыл бұрын
Ded 😂
@rishabammer
11 ай бұрын
You gay brah?
@PokhrajRoy.
11 ай бұрын
@@rishabammer Aapse kya?
@rishabammer
11 ай бұрын
@@PokhrajRoy. No offense but I'm also planning to come out that's why wanted to know
I don't know who wrote this, but this one stuck with me, " The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all"
I was 28 mins in the podcast and I just said to myself there is no way they can bring in Bhai into the mix but Varun is soo obsessed to Bhai that he can't go a day without taking his name . You guys are Amazing
That's why Kautuk is such a great storyteller. What a great idea for a toffic! It was bound to generate amazing convo. Absolute content gold! Well done bois! 👏♥
What has come into Bawa!!! He's been wearing such bright fun tshirts (loving this, no complaints) 💕
@fibicreations
Жыл бұрын
Might be dating someone 🎉
@Pouchie85
Жыл бұрын
Pls enjoy while it lasts
@vrinda793
Жыл бұрын
@@fibicreations was going to say the same, happy that he looks happy
Even if you fail, You still finish above others ~Varun explaining Erectile Dysfunction 🙃
@rahulkanugo7943
Жыл бұрын
Thats what she said
@Juss169
Жыл бұрын
could be below others too though
@CockySuSMounted
Жыл бұрын
@@Juss169ofcourse,depends on positional functionality ←_←→_→
“Give a man a mask and he will reveal who he is.” It applies to both Vicky and Uncle Roger lol
Thanks guys! You all do get so much appreciation for the amount of indirect mental therapy your talks give to some people.. Being listening to your podcasts since the beginning, but sometimes when i need it, i switch on any random podcast and it becomes more than entertainment, it is therapeutic ! Blesss up TISS !!!
32:31 It’s called the Aroace Spectrum. That’s one of the best ways to describe love or maybe even attraction. It’s the shade card that KAUTUK is talking about.
My mother says this whenever I cringe about not taking something extra (like blankets or food) when travelling - "Bhuk naso pan shirjori aso", which she translated loosely as - backup and preparation should be independent of your hunger. I think her bad translation has more meaning, also she's right about the extra food and blankets :D
@suvidha5369
Жыл бұрын
shidori = extra food shirjori = one-uppance
@adityaashtikar5705
Жыл бұрын
@@suvidha5369 must be shidori then, anyway turns out my mother's a better qouter.
@baakaaria
Ай бұрын
@@suvidha5369chidori - sasuke
okay so this is my quote, its about space and how its fascinating "we try to find hope in stuff thats already gone, much like we still see the stars that are dead ahges ago"
it's been a while since i last got the chance to sit through a premier of TISS. missed the boys.
I suppose, in the end, the whole of life becomes an act of letting go. What hurts the most is not getting a moment to say GoodBye! -- Irrfan Khan
@suvidha5369
Жыл бұрын
Uff
@anantchirmade600
Жыл бұрын
Its from the movie Life of Pie
@satyasaranpatra
Жыл бұрын
Irrfan khan didn't write this, he just acted
Yes we need 4 episodes One of the said episode needs to be from apna comment section of all the "quotes" which were like '-VarunThakur 2023'
We’re being promised a Part 2? So, obviously it’s not happening. Ok, got it.
i would be very disappointed if this doesn't contain all the quotes made up by the boys as well
@patrickstar670
Жыл бұрын
No.. Yes.. But..
“TISS is a Tuesday ritual” - Mahatma Gandhi
Was waiting for Bawa to finish his interpretation of "Khudi ko kar buland itna
Pegions are rats in the sky -Varun Thakur 2023
"Tera dost agar kuwe (well) me koodega to kya tu b kudega"
The entire Shantaram book is full of quote worthy lines. Fab book too
the hermann hesse quote is from the novella "Demian" and when i tell you that book singlehandedly changed my entire perspective of life.
"There are two lives, the second one begins when you realise there's only one" - Naval Ravikanth
9:45 dont flatter yourself Naina! Only legends will get the reference.
Junoon’s quote is Iqbal’s who also wrote “ lab pe aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri”
"If you have enough time, every place is walking distance."
"In life go straight and turn right" - Sab ki aan, Sab ki shaan, Sabka ek BHAIJAAN!
The thumbnail of Neville is just 😂😂😂
“The Question isn’t who is going to let me, the question is who is going to stop me.” - Howard Roark (Ayn Rand’s Fountainhead)
The video thumbnail has me tripping for so long that I forgot to click and start watching even! 😂
The BSB concert was mind-blowing!
14:42 "People are inherently people." Bawa, 2023
""You miss 100% of the shots you don't' take." -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
BACHstreet Boys 😭 Killed me 😂😂😂
When camera pans only to Vicky and kautuk.. Neville is diisinterested in bakar bakar... Loving thisssnewly found thing
This was a fantastic episode.❤
this is one of my favorite episodes so far!
Was I the only one who understood the name "JustFlip96"? 🤣
“We have two lives; the second begins when we realise we only have one.”- Confucius
would love to have many more episodes on "quotes "
44:36 Yes, I can attest to this. Varun does have nice and thoughtful quotes but I prefer the ones that are out of pocket 😂 P.S. My ‘Peeyesh, Letesh, Dekhesh’ was a hit on the Subreddit lol
"Jodi tor dakshune kevu na ashe tobe ekla cholo re"- my favourite quote by Rabindranath Tagore
Watched this one again... Waiting for part 2!!
As someone who has been thoroughly entertained by the quotes generated on this channel, what a lovely toffic 😂 P.S. The thumbnail is cursed.
Cheesy proverbs hit different. They’re simply the best 😂
If I didn’t have the Internet, I’d start having a hissy fit but then I’d end up reading my books lol
Chole mature is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard for some reason😂
this episode made my day!
Really amazing quotes!
kautuk's 10 year old impression of himself is choooooo chewwweeeeet lol
My dad would say 'Sorry, Please, and Thank You is free. Use it as much as you want.'🙂
Bava's laughter sound ❤😁
Without even watching the episode I hit LIKE ❤ coz I know it’s gonna be amazing
45:04 - Neilesh Armstrong quote
Best quote by cowtuk "In some way, respect is something that you give to bring down your own guilt..🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻"
" Fate changes no man unless he changes fate." --Iranian proverb
From the myriad personal stories mentioned in the episodes both past and present, Varun was a Social Experiment in his ‘20s. He tried every fad, every fashion trend and even did drag on TV.
1:49 - "Reflected glory of their intelligence." Wow
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretsky - Michael Scott
One of the best quotes I have heard : "If you could convert hate into electricity, you will light up the entire world." - Nikola Tesla (not sure, probably wrongly attributed)
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Max Ehrmann
You guys missed how criminal minds would start and end with quotes . James Baldwin - 'Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
@subhAjitDin
Жыл бұрын
Yeah each episode had one
It would have been great fun if u had discussed some quotes from how I met your mother
How come AADAR appeared in live taping of Raunak's show and not a single one here?????
ekdum mast !
One that's plain witty to me is: "Theory and practice are the same in theory, but not in practice" Heard this from a chess Grand Master (Ben Finegold) but apparently this is a much older quote.
Missed the opportunity to call Kautuk ... Quotuk
51:38 Varun is an Ambivert. We’ve already discussed this. #IYKYK
Just a trail of thought, quotes which made sense earlier ,now if we flip it ,in current world it's become more relevant. Like how change in the world, can be mapped to flipping of quotes For e.x Earlier "Jack of all trades ,master of none" But now "Jack of all trades,master of one" Which tells the importance of being versatile and all rounder in life. Like you could have little knowledge of all areas so that you could hit a conversation with any person,any where on any topic. But you also mastered one area from where you could earn .
Petition to discuss World Famous Narcissists or Narcicissm as a tofic with Varun as Vicky for the whole podcast.
Man this episode was fkimg good apart from the comedy. I love when tiss talks wisdom n has serious convo about life and its often passed on as jokes but its deep af.
My favorites quote - It is what it is
There’s a great saying I like to tell people out of context: A foolish man complains of his torn pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls
The thumbnail is EPICCCCCCCCCCCCC
“Very enjoyable and reminiscent podcast.” Albert Einstein
On that quote lets begin the episode😂
Salmon Bhoi got mentioned at 28:20 in the podcast.
even though only 3 boiss, still what consistancy ... very good
we must imagine Sisyphus happy - albert camus
War/battle/military quotes would be great
On that "Coat" let's begin the ephisode!
Quote I've worn - I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right. (With a drooling Rick face) 😂
I treat everyone equally - with smug and discomfort.
45:05 I was laughing soo hard 😂😂😂
The opening is also a cold open because it is actually cold in the spot Bawa is sitting.
What kautuk's friend's dad said is a sher, इस दुनियां में कितना गम है, मेरा गम कितना कम है। दुनिया का गम देखा तो, मैं अपना गम भूल गया।।
Appreciate Bawa's sportiveness to wear Quote on a T shirt! Wondering where did he purchase it from?? Varun help
@18:48 best coat of the podcast
love it