The Internet Said So | EP 170 | Hilarious Food Delivery Stats & Trends

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In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing hilarious food delivery stats and trends.
TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that.
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Пікірлер: 281

  • @VarunThakurOfficial
    @VarunThakurOfficial Жыл бұрын

    Varun's Mumbai Show Tickets - bit.ly/3L8TDIu

  • @adityarethe

    @adityarethe

    Жыл бұрын

    Bawas and your frame color and insta name color have been swapped .. kardo fix

  • @sumonamandal

    @sumonamandal

    Жыл бұрын

    Baat paise ki nahi h usool ki h...👏. I had followed this and complained in Indian railways for charging extra for water(railneer) on station complex

  • @abhinavmittal2981
    @abhinavmittal2981 Жыл бұрын

    that subte hand movement for "yaar video call hai please side ho jaao 😭" at 16:38 from Varun just sums up entire 2020 in one gesture

  • @deesesu8337
    @deesesu8337 Жыл бұрын

    I was ready with my packed bags to move to London but Neville cut Aadar! **cries in empty wallet**

  • @Frinxmodi

    @Frinxmodi

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Rj_sm

    @Rj_sm

    Жыл бұрын

    Ohhh my god😢😢😂😂😂

  • @KannadaLofi

    @KannadaLofi

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @vaishnavi1206
    @vaishnavi1206 Жыл бұрын

    Kautuk being subtle: Suspectful is great. It's way better than suspicious 😂

  • @ankurbhatnagar640
    @ankurbhatnagar640 Жыл бұрын

    Being Ankur from Delhi. I feel privileged. Thank you TISS for dedicating a full section about me.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.

  • @monasingh5671
    @monasingh5671 Жыл бұрын

    Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his! Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks! This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏

  • @sbh0007
    @sbh0007 Жыл бұрын

    Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this

  • @shajiabegum1781
    @shajiabegum1781 Жыл бұрын

    Guys my local Chinese was worried about me because I stopped ordering one month, the lady came down to deliver to see me and ask why I didn’t order😂😂

  • @therealgamer619

    @therealgamer619

    Жыл бұрын

    Itna deep relationship Chinese vale k sath😁

  • @GaneshPatil-ip4kl

    @GaneshPatil-ip4kl

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@therealgamer619Chinese wala nhi Chinese wali thi miss Deepak

  • @rashmijuj
    @rashmijuj Жыл бұрын

    Suspectful 😂😂😂😂😂 "Way better than suspicious" 😂😂

  • @iamami_d
    @iamami_d Жыл бұрын

    The next level of “i identify as” This chicken identifies as a broccoli. 😂

  • @sandeep_bhat
    @sandeep_bhat Жыл бұрын

    Full episode I was distracted looking at the font color of Neville and Varun's names. Its not matching the box color . 😁😁😁

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂"Usko bol ek saal ka visa Dena" .... First 60 seconds and classic TISS content ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @shraddhaverenkar2857

    @shraddhaverenkar2857

    Жыл бұрын

    He just spoke for 100 others including him.

  • @RitajDubey

    @RitajDubey

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shraddhaverenkar2857 yeah 😂 Meko bhi chahiye

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    17:44 Shoutout to Aadar’s Nani for being truly iconic.

  • @VarunThakurOfficial
    @VarunThakurOfficial Жыл бұрын

    Like thoko dostonnnn

  • @libasworld2411

    @libasworld2411

    Жыл бұрын

    Genuine like ❤

  • @harshpahuja1310
    @harshpahuja1310 Жыл бұрын

    How evidently and subtly Varun asks the bai at 16:30 to stop cleaning the furniture is hilarious 😂

  • @sathithyayogi99

    @sathithyayogi99

    Жыл бұрын

    bro what a observation bro, great , salute

  • @banfool

    @banfool

    Жыл бұрын

    True fan Spotify wallo ko kya maloom

  • @sriramrajasekaran1295
    @sriramrajasekaran1295 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine Mumbai pigeons perching and chilling on drones. They'll smuggle the food inside and all you'll get delivered is a dabba laced with tatti! 😂

  • @shikhartandon5900
    @shikhartandon5900 Жыл бұрын

    The hosts ordering food: Varun: Chicken chopper noodles Cowtuk: Chocolate samosa paav Neville: Caviar from Madison avenue

  • @hiren11

    @hiren11

    Жыл бұрын

    What about aadar?

  • @sohamdas3488

    @sohamdas3488

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@hiren11voh bank statement nikaalne gya hai

  • @hiren11

    @hiren11

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sohamdas3488 🤣

  • @gauravgawade5383

    @gauravgawade5383

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hiren11 woh bass hawa aur ghaas khata hai so uske paas apna stock hai

  • @deepanjan_paul

    @deepanjan_paul

    Жыл бұрын

    Its 11 Madison Park bro! * disappointed bawa noises *

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Жыл бұрын

    Just finished listening to ep 77 languages for the 15th time.... Aaave vous jave vous.... Maja aagye chhuuu 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JinSakai_Kuroudo

    @JinSakai_Kuroudo

    Жыл бұрын

    do you mean listening ?

  • @flubber10

    @flubber10

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JinSakai_Kuroudo Shakespeare? Is that you?

  • @Janani_Kannan

    @Janani_Kannan

    Жыл бұрын

    Futh re vous 😆😆

  • @rahulkanugo7943

    @rahulkanugo7943

    Жыл бұрын

    Jin sakai, fukre vu

  • @RitajDubey

    @RitajDubey

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha yeah.. Listening 😂see it's a language problem

  • @anishmahajan1575
    @anishmahajan1575 Жыл бұрын

    that 28 lac wala person must be sharing account with multiple people for zomato gold😂😂😂

  • @SIDB0
    @SIDB0 Жыл бұрын

    16:39 me and aadar both laughing 😂 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    2:53 Zomato didn’t want Kautuk scanning random websites so they gave you the facts, stats and trivia.

  • @mahashwetha91
    @mahashwetha91 Жыл бұрын

    Varun was on fire today with so many one liners🔥

  • @prathameshshrivastava2555
    @prathameshshrivastava2555 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, I'm a Pune resident named Prathamesh, mera gand fat gaya when Kautuk said my name.

  • @anjuchoudhary3491

    @anjuchoudhary3491

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @ananyamalakar438
    @ananyamalakar438 Жыл бұрын

    "if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.

  • @pintupainter257
    @pintupainter257 Жыл бұрын

    Aadar goes completely off topic in a sec from what's the most ordered food to etymology of biryani lmaoo

  • @Sai-ns9ky

    @Sai-ns9ky

    Жыл бұрын

    Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.

  • @the_petrolhead
    @the_petrolhead6 ай бұрын

    Part 2!! Zomato’s new report is out. Let’s make a part 2 for this boys!

  • @harshapriya2959
    @harshapriya2959 Жыл бұрын

    One of the most hilarious episodes after so long. The original TISS is back!!! 😍😀

  • @drishtimehta
    @drishtimehta Жыл бұрын

    Bawa’s expressions looking at his phone in the beginning is a whole new mood 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    No one: AADAR: “Haan, yeh kiya hain Maine.”

  • @sohamdas3488
    @sohamdas3488 Жыл бұрын

    "gravy ke andar rice daal diya toh biryani hai" -Varun 'the lord' Thakur

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    52:14 ‘Gamechangers’ or that one time VARUN convinced Nikita to go veg and sign up for Yoga classes but he went DABESH on a Biryani.

  • @ivy0912
    @ivy0912 Жыл бұрын

    I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!

  • @ashankpriyadarshi1733
    @ashankpriyadarshi1733 Жыл бұрын

    25:14 Kautuk says choco lava cake is a disappointment then proceeds to eat chocolate samosa😂 34:53 😂 38:01 40:23

  • @tanishqgrover6992
    @tanishqgrover69927 ай бұрын

    The way Varun snaps and says maid to go away from frame.😂❤ 16:46

  • @dipyamanghosh927
    @dipyamanghosh927 Жыл бұрын

    16:37 Varun snaps his finger and points it to the other room to signal his house help to FO 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Word of the Day: ‘Suspectful’ Thank you, VARUN.

  • @devbudhwani7876
    @devbudhwani7876 Жыл бұрын

    Neville is way too intellectual and aadar is way too dunce when they start communicating 🤣🤣

  • @garimakamra2546
    @garimakamra2546 Жыл бұрын

    One of the most hilarious episodes. Maze aa gye ! Literally LOL'd the entire while.

  • @sanskartiwari7532
    @sanskartiwari7532 Жыл бұрын

    50:44 I'll keep revisiting and laughing as loud as I did the first time! Praveen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adiitadi6158
    @adiitadi6158 Жыл бұрын

    Just randomly logged into my laptop, youtube and caught them live. Love from Arunachal.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Upset that Varun didn’t say “TOH batao guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite delivery apps kaunse thhe?”

  • @mounilshah7112

    @mounilshah7112

    Жыл бұрын

    Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat

  • @RachithRao
    @RachithRao Жыл бұрын

    Great Episode! i had to pause twice so i could finish laughing 😂 Keep 'em coming

  • @adityanarayank_
    @adityanarayank_ Жыл бұрын

    New episode just when I needed it ❤😭

  • @lasyarao2017
    @lasyarao2017 Жыл бұрын

    I literally dropped my phone after watching Neville's bg

  • @krishnapatel4407
    @krishnapatel4407 Жыл бұрын

    Varun's act out of everything Bawa and Kautuk says is damn good

  • @nostalgicbrew8585
    @nostalgicbrew8585 Жыл бұрын

    This was one of the best episodes. Loved it

  • @deeptilokanath8088
    @deeptilokanath8088 Жыл бұрын

    wowww sooo happy!!!dint expect an episode today😁

  • @rajivrathod132
    @rajivrathod132 Жыл бұрын

    this podcast was awesome..all were on point

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Жыл бұрын

    Between various calls and sessions at my job.... I have finally finished the episode,..... Amazing, super great, hilarious episode ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ mazaaa aagya bhai log...🔥🔥🔥🔥 Can't wait for next Tuesday 😊

  • @arpitlakra549
    @arpitlakra549 Жыл бұрын

    8:26 like kautuk said, yes 3 delivery executive knew me my by name. He just had to see my name and they knew the address 😂

  • @cf3129
    @cf3129 Жыл бұрын

    “Usko dho-ish aur ghar pe use ki-ish” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Varun

  • @libasworld2411
    @libasworld2411 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best episodes laughed out loud.. 😅 Varuns humor was full on point

  • @ashitadhia7576
    @ashitadhia7576 Жыл бұрын

    Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀

  • @jaswindersinghnarula4379
    @jaswindersinghnarula4379 Жыл бұрын

    Enjoyed the episode very much!

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Varun ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 khoob khavesh Aur daaru piyesh 😂🍻....... Decided from ep 80 that your bday is on 20th April 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

  • @abhishek17mo
    @abhishek17mo Жыл бұрын

    Thakur wooing away the maid didi 😄 🤣

  • @Kaustubh_pathak
    @Kaustubh_pathak Жыл бұрын

    Food related podcast, keep them coming. Also another conspiracy theory with biswa would be epic.

  • @AmolGautam
    @AmolGautam Жыл бұрын

    This is such an under rated podcast.

  • @arya_tanuja
    @arya_tanuja Жыл бұрын

    Heard so much bout Mumbai from you guys n now that I’ll be shifting there I think it’s homecoming😂

  • @uniqueportal6668
    @uniqueportal6668 Жыл бұрын

    Varun being so frustrated was the best 😅😂

  • @vrinda793
    @vrinda793 Жыл бұрын

    one of the bests fr

  • @prashantjakulwar1179
    @prashantjakulwar1179 Жыл бұрын

    Yes seats blocking is a scam, i have also faced the same, only 4 people were present in my row😂😂😂😂

  • @aishwariyakannan1840
    @aishwariyakannan1840 Жыл бұрын

    11:30 pm PST Monday night waiting for this!!!!

  • @mansid46146
    @mansid46146 Жыл бұрын

    This is gonna be my first time watching their live

  • @vivinshah3384
    @vivinshah3384 Жыл бұрын

    I'm the Pune resident, my name is Vivin

  • @mayankboob279
    @mayankboob279 Жыл бұрын

    Tina from Kharagpur sounds like Mess secretary for an IIT Hostel - ordered for some event at the hostel.

  • @nimrod1398
    @nimrod1398 Жыл бұрын

    37 minutes into the epifode and I haven't yet heard the fstats for the most weirdest food combinations ordered online.

  • @karanpatel1346
    @karanpatel1346 Жыл бұрын

    Neville wo banda hai jo cool food dishes ka name leke flex karega aur band kamre me murmure me paani daalke bhel banayega🤫

  • @sonurkanojiya
    @sonurkanojiya Жыл бұрын

    I just love tiss

  • @pithypages6288
    @pithypages6288 Жыл бұрын

    Hii guys. Big fan. True follower of you all's works. ❤

  • @glassofwine
    @glassofwine Жыл бұрын

    Use to relate with Varun, but Gulab jamun is love❤.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Margherita Pizza is literally named after Queen Margherita.

  • @heenathakkar6201
    @heenathakkar6201 Жыл бұрын

    Amazing episode 😂😂😂

  • @vanshikapatel931
    @vanshikapatel931 Жыл бұрын

    This is the most funny EP😭😭😂😂

  • @dnapolren
    @dnapolren Жыл бұрын

    Loved this episode

  • @sayantanimaiti4014
    @sayantanimaiti4014 Жыл бұрын

    Laughed out toooooooo mucchhhhhhhhh

  • @sayusekhar
    @sayusekhar Жыл бұрын

    Most of the times I order behrouz biryani for the gulab jamun 😂

  • @chikkychiksful
    @chikkychiksful Жыл бұрын

    this was a fun episode. Specially the wise goofy lots by Varun.

  • @NikhilShibnauth
    @NikhilShibnauth Жыл бұрын

    Here for the thumbnail. Appreciate your dedication to them. Respect, from Mauritius.

  • @swameshwalke
    @swameshwalke Жыл бұрын

    There is actually a chrome extension to calculate your swiggy and Zomato orders. Someone had made a reel about it..

  • @saminasarawala7558
    @saminasarawala7558 Жыл бұрын

    Did you know the concept restaurants are using to introduce themselves which is- "locavore" a place where you can proudly eat locally grown food only.

  • @mohitabhutani6298
    @mohitabhutani6298 Жыл бұрын

    Soooo this one time , I had a horrible horrible day at work and my mom saw that very evidently as soon as I got into the house and she asked me to just order something for myself cause I hadn’t eaten from out for a LONG while. I ended up ordering this pita bread stuffed chicken something with a ‘ minute and lemon ‘ refreshing drink and a ‘fruit salad’ I honestly was looking forward for the food to arrive cause I was shit hungry. The order reaches and what they had sent was this pita bread DEAD COLD with pieces of diced chicken and cabbage in it. A lemon drink which I’m sure was a packed beverage being sold in the market that was just out in the glass bottle , and for the fruit salad IT WAS 5 pieces of apple and orange. Dude oh my god I was so furious I put a complaint on Zomato first and to compensate for the food they sent me half of the money back as a coupon. But well I was still shit hungry and angry now. I actually went and called the restaurant a few times and it was very close to its closing time and they weren’t picking up. BUT THE OWNER CALLED ME BACK and I told him about the food and how shitty he was and apparently he was unaware of what was happening in his kitchen ??????? Because he wasn’t at the restaurant only. So he especially went back to the restaurant, kept it open for 30 minutes more , got everything made again and sent me another delivery. It was still an average pita bread stuffed thing but THE EFFORTS 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 🥹🥹 ❤

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    The existence of Ravivar means there’s a sibling named Somvaar who gets ripped off often.

  • @ayushithapliyal
    @ayushithapliyal Жыл бұрын

    7:59 It would be a classic case of all those JEE institutions claiming the topper is their student.

  • @murtuzaali5015
    @murtuzaali5015 Жыл бұрын

    41:15 drone ku tel dalna padinga for tip😂😂

  • @shilpamanocha3195
    @shilpamanocha3195 Жыл бұрын

    Pappad in bubble wrap 😂

  • @7ArchEnemy7
    @7ArchEnemy7 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious episode 😁

  • @krishnawadhwa
    @krishnawadhwa Жыл бұрын

    Me during a viva:- Ice Cream, Rasgulla, Gajar Ka Halwa My brain during a viva:- Stop naming. think a little bit

  • @TS95119
    @TS9511911 ай бұрын

    16:37 Thakur 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Satyam2105
    @Satyam2105 Жыл бұрын

    The reselling is real. My college (residential) was far from the city. This local guy started this thing of getting food delivered at his place in the city, bring it to the college and sell it for a premium.

  • @manpreetbhattee9732
    @manpreetbhattee9732 Жыл бұрын

    I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".

  • @pixoloproductions3044
    @pixoloproductions3044 Жыл бұрын

    The top 2 video boxes have the colorful lines under them too. The bottom 2 boxes don't. Can you fix that please.

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Жыл бұрын

    Absolute Gold Content - 40:07

  • @m3rup3rv3rt
    @m3rup3rv3rt Жыл бұрын

    Anybody knows how long after a KZread release do these episodes get on Spotify? I was trying to find the 'Kisi ka Bhai' one, but it's not there yet.

  • @aayushkamath3767
    @aayushkamath3767 Жыл бұрын

    35:50 Done this myself two years ago during covid times. Mcdonalds ke bahar 2 am ko car park karke baitha tha. Zomato se order kiya wohi location pe because it was only open for delivery 😂

  • @NikhilKumar279
    @NikhilKumar279 Жыл бұрын

    40:45 moment in future where hunter gatherers would complete the full circle

  • @biswascomments2068
    @biswascomments206817 күн бұрын

    Drunk me binge watching this episode just to realise aj sach mein 7th July 24 RAVIVAR HAI woh bhi 6:32 am 💀

  • @zeus3086
    @zeus3086 Жыл бұрын

    Best highlight of this episode 40:19-40:55

  • @Sufiyan_a_q
    @Sufiyan_a_q Жыл бұрын

    Pravin is the new Selmon Bhoi 😂😂😂

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