The Internet Said So | EP 170 | Hilarious Food Delivery Stats & Trends
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In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing hilarious food delivery stats and trends.
TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that.
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@adityarethe
Жыл бұрын
Bawas and your frame color and insta name color have been swapped .. kardo fix
@sumonamandal
Жыл бұрын
Baat paise ki nahi h usool ki h...👏. I had followed this and complained in Indian railways for charging extra for water(railneer) on station complex
that subte hand movement for "yaar video call hai please side ho jaao 😭" at 16:38 from Varun just sums up entire 2020 in one gesture
I was ready with my packed bags to move to London but Neville cut Aadar! **cries in empty wallet**
@Frinxmodi
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Rj_sm
Жыл бұрын
Ohhh my god😢😢😂😂😂
@KannadaLofi
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Kautuk being subtle: Suspectful is great. It's way better than suspicious 😂
Being Ankur from Delhi. I feel privileged. Thank you TISS for dedicating a full section about me.
33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.
Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his! Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks! This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏
Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this
Guys my local Chinese was worried about me because I stopped ordering one month, the lady came down to deliver to see me and ask why I didn’t order😂😂
@therealgamer619
Жыл бұрын
Itna deep relationship Chinese vale k sath😁
@GaneshPatil-ip4kl
Жыл бұрын
@@therealgamer619Chinese wala nhi Chinese wali thi miss Deepak
Suspectful 😂😂😂😂😂 "Way better than suspicious" 😂😂
The next level of “i identify as” This chicken identifies as a broccoli. 😂
Full episode I was distracted looking at the font color of Neville and Varun's names. Its not matching the box color . 😁😁😁
😂😂😂"Usko bol ek saal ka visa Dena" .... First 60 seconds and classic TISS content ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@shraddhaverenkar2857
Жыл бұрын
He just spoke for 100 others including him.
@RitajDubey
Жыл бұрын
@@shraddhaverenkar2857 yeah 😂 Meko bhi chahiye
17:44 Shoutout to Aadar’s Nani for being truly iconic.
Like thoko dostonnnn
@libasworld2411
Жыл бұрын
Genuine like ❤
How evidently and subtly Varun asks the bai at 16:30 to stop cleaning the furniture is hilarious 😂
@sathithyayogi99
Жыл бұрын
bro what a observation bro, great , salute
@banfool
Жыл бұрын
True fan Spotify wallo ko kya maloom
Imagine Mumbai pigeons perching and chilling on drones. They'll smuggle the food inside and all you'll get delivered is a dabba laced with tatti! 😂
The hosts ordering food: Varun: Chicken chopper noodles Cowtuk: Chocolate samosa paav Neville: Caviar from Madison avenue
@hiren11
Жыл бұрын
What about aadar?
@sohamdas3488
Жыл бұрын
@@hiren11voh bank statement nikaalne gya hai
@hiren11
Жыл бұрын
@@sohamdas3488 🤣
@gauravgawade5383
Жыл бұрын
@@hiren11 woh bass hawa aur ghaas khata hai so uske paas apna stock hai
@deepanjan_paul
Жыл бұрын
Its 11 Madison Park bro! * disappointed bawa noises *
Just finished listening to ep 77 languages for the 15th time.... Aaave vous jave vous.... Maja aagye chhuuu 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
@JinSakai_Kuroudo
Жыл бұрын
do you mean listening ?
@flubber10
Жыл бұрын
@@JinSakai_Kuroudo Shakespeare? Is that you?
@Janani_Kannan
Жыл бұрын
Futh re vous 😆😆
@rahulkanugo7943
Жыл бұрын
Jin sakai, fukre vu
@RitajDubey
Жыл бұрын
Haha yeah.. Listening 😂see it's a language problem
that 28 lac wala person must be sharing account with multiple people for zomato gold😂😂😂
16:39 me and aadar both laughing 😂 😂
2:53 Zomato didn’t want Kautuk scanning random websites so they gave you the facts, stats and trivia.
Varun was on fire today with so many one liners🔥
Damn, I'm a Pune resident named Prathamesh, mera gand fat gaya when Kautuk said my name.
@anjuchoudhary3491
Жыл бұрын
😂
"if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.
Aadar goes completely off topic in a sec from what's the most ordered food to etymology of biryani lmaoo
@Sai-ns9ky
Жыл бұрын
Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.
Part 2!! Zomato’s new report is out. Let’s make a part 2 for this boys!
One of the most hilarious episodes after so long. The original TISS is back!!! 😍😀
Bawa’s expressions looking at his phone in the beginning is a whole new mood 😂
No one: AADAR: “Haan, yeh kiya hain Maine.”
"gravy ke andar rice daal diya toh biryani hai" -Varun 'the lord' Thakur
52:14 ‘Gamechangers’ or that one time VARUN convinced Nikita to go veg and sign up for Yoga classes but he went DABESH on a Biryani.
I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!
25:14 Kautuk says choco lava cake is a disappointment then proceeds to eat chocolate samosa😂 34:53 😂 38:01 40:23
The way Varun snaps and says maid to go away from frame.😂❤ 16:46
16:37 Varun snaps his finger and points it to the other room to signal his house help to FO 😂
Word of the Day: ‘Suspectful’ Thank you, VARUN.
Neville is way too intellectual and aadar is way too dunce when they start communicating 🤣🤣
One of the most hilarious episodes. Maze aa gye ! Literally LOL'd the entire while.
50:44 I'll keep revisiting and laughing as loud as I did the first time! Praveen 🤣🤣🤣
Just randomly logged into my laptop, youtube and caught them live. Love from Arunachal.
Upset that Varun didn’t say “TOH batao guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite delivery apps kaunse thhe?”
@mounilshah7112
Жыл бұрын
Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat
Great Episode! i had to pause twice so i could finish laughing 😂 Keep 'em coming
New episode just when I needed it ❤😭
I literally dropped my phone after watching Neville's bg
Varun's act out of everything Bawa and Kautuk says is damn good
This was one of the best episodes. Loved it
wowww sooo happy!!!dint expect an episode today😁
this podcast was awesome..all were on point
Between various calls and sessions at my job.... I have finally finished the episode,..... Amazing, super great, hilarious episode ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ mazaaa aagya bhai log...🔥🔥🔥🔥 Can't wait for next Tuesday 😊
8:26 like kautuk said, yes 3 delivery executive knew me my by name. He just had to see my name and they knew the address 😂
“Usko dho-ish aur ghar pe use ki-ish” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Varun
One of the best episodes laughed out loud.. 😅 Varuns humor was full on point
Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀
Enjoyed the episode very much!
Happy Birthday Varun ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 khoob khavesh Aur daaru piyesh 😂🍻....... Decided from ep 80 that your bday is on 20th April 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Thakur wooing away the maid didi 😄 🤣
Food related podcast, keep them coming. Also another conspiracy theory with biswa would be epic.
This is such an under rated podcast.
Heard so much bout Mumbai from you guys n now that I’ll be shifting there I think it’s homecoming😂
Varun being so frustrated was the best 😅😂
one of the bests fr
Yes seats blocking is a scam, i have also faced the same, only 4 people were present in my row😂😂😂😂
11:30 pm PST Monday night waiting for this!!!!
This is gonna be my first time watching their live
I'm the Pune resident, my name is Vivin
Tina from Kharagpur sounds like Mess secretary for an IIT Hostel - ordered for some event at the hostel.
37 minutes into the epifode and I haven't yet heard the fstats for the most weirdest food combinations ordered online.
Neville wo banda hai jo cool food dishes ka name leke flex karega aur band kamre me murmure me paani daalke bhel banayega🤫
I just love tiss
Hii guys. Big fan. True follower of you all's works. ❤
Use to relate with Varun, but Gulab jamun is love❤.
Margherita Pizza is literally named after Queen Margherita.
Amazing episode 😂😂😂
This is the most funny EP😭😭😂😂
Loved this episode
Laughed out toooooooo mucchhhhhhhhh
Most of the times I order behrouz biryani for the gulab jamun 😂
this was a fun episode. Specially the wise goofy lots by Varun.
Here for the thumbnail. Appreciate your dedication to them. Respect, from Mauritius.
There is actually a chrome extension to calculate your swiggy and Zomato orders. Someone had made a reel about it..
Did you know the concept restaurants are using to introduce themselves which is- "locavore" a place where you can proudly eat locally grown food only.
Soooo this one time , I had a horrible horrible day at work and my mom saw that very evidently as soon as I got into the house and she asked me to just order something for myself cause I hadn’t eaten from out for a LONG while. I ended up ordering this pita bread stuffed chicken something with a ‘ minute and lemon ‘ refreshing drink and a ‘fruit salad’ I honestly was looking forward for the food to arrive cause I was shit hungry. The order reaches and what they had sent was this pita bread DEAD COLD with pieces of diced chicken and cabbage in it. A lemon drink which I’m sure was a packed beverage being sold in the market that was just out in the glass bottle , and for the fruit salad IT WAS 5 pieces of apple and orange. Dude oh my god I was so furious I put a complaint on Zomato first and to compensate for the food they sent me half of the money back as a coupon. But well I was still shit hungry and angry now. I actually went and called the restaurant a few times and it was very close to its closing time and they weren’t picking up. BUT THE OWNER CALLED ME BACK and I told him about the food and how shitty he was and apparently he was unaware of what was happening in his kitchen ??????? Because he wasn’t at the restaurant only. So he especially went back to the restaurant, kept it open for 30 minutes more , got everything made again and sent me another delivery. It was still an average pita bread stuffed thing but THE EFFORTS 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 🥹🥹 ❤
The existence of Ravivar means there’s a sibling named Somvaar who gets ripped off often.
7:59 It would be a classic case of all those JEE institutions claiming the topper is their student.
41:15 drone ku tel dalna padinga for tip😂😂
Pappad in bubble wrap 😂
Hilarious episode 😁
Me during a viva:- Ice Cream, Rasgulla, Gajar Ka Halwa My brain during a viva:- Stop naming. think a little bit
16:37 Thakur 😂😂😂😂😂
The reselling is real. My college (residential) was far from the city. This local guy started this thing of getting food delivered at his place in the city, bring it to the college and sell it for a premium.
I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".
The top 2 video boxes have the colorful lines under them too. The bottom 2 boxes don't. Can you fix that please.
Absolute Gold Content - 40:07
Anybody knows how long after a KZread release do these episodes get on Spotify? I was trying to find the 'Kisi ka Bhai' one, but it's not there yet.
35:50 Done this myself two years ago during covid times. Mcdonalds ke bahar 2 am ko car park karke baitha tha. Zomato se order kiya wohi location pe because it was only open for delivery 😂
40:45 moment in future where hunter gatherers would complete the full circle
Drunk me binge watching this episode just to realise aj sach mein 7th July 24 RAVIVAR HAI woh bhi 6:32 am 💀
Best highlight of this episode 40:19-40:55
Pravin is the new Selmon Bhoi 😂😂😂