I can't believe you reviewed the entire internet

@apophisssss80

6 жыл бұрын

and only gave it a 7

@mechag4

6 жыл бұрын

Apophis99 infowars is a really shitty deep cut

@DevonPalmer98

6 жыл бұрын

Apophis99 that's fair

@smoldream2908

6 жыл бұрын

Anthony isn’t in the Internet confirmed

@apophisssss80

6 жыл бұрын

Devon Palmer yeah after thinking about it a 7 is quite generous tbh

The internet should make their next album called Busiest Music Nerd. Then the internet's busiest music can call it the Internet's Busiest Music Nerd

@supmanwun

5 жыл бұрын

FLAWLESS 😂

@breadstuff

4 жыл бұрын

underrated cmt

@mxxxw4529

4 жыл бұрын

5head

damn i thought syds voice was seductive on special affair and girl..... or maybe im just a lesbian

@str8dollaz

6 жыл бұрын

fiery guy - I fck with your bbq sauce ...

@tobi7559

6 жыл бұрын

fiery guy no her vocals really are

@ifloetic

5 жыл бұрын

I love her vocals

@bajabrandon1469

5 жыл бұрын

She's gay

@theville9885

3 жыл бұрын

She hooked me on Mood, Stay The Night and Hold On. She did sound ambitious on It Gets Better but the instrumental is killer to a point where it kind of makes up for her short comings.

Cant believe u gave net neutrality a 7/10 smh altrhony rightano

@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147

6 жыл бұрын

Ajithony Paitano here

DAMN., you gave The Internet a 7. Is TV a 10 now?

@Lightclops

6 жыл бұрын

Television - Marquee Moon is def a 10

@kittenysoftness5498

6 жыл бұрын

Darkclops ❤️/10

@s.ljones6824

6 жыл бұрын

Nah

Steve Lacy is going places.

@laloisdone.

3 жыл бұрын

Steve Lacy went places.

@Cabbiedriver7

2 жыл бұрын

He’s continuing to go places

@jayden-in4jr

2 жыл бұрын

Steve Lacy released his best album yet and which is in the running for album of the year. He is at places.

@mfkilla7959

2 жыл бұрын

Steve lacy is places at this point

@randomkword

Жыл бұрын

You're literally psychic dude

Holy shit, finally a somewhat positive review on an internet album

@bigboss2085

6 жыл бұрын

Assoholic Shark Ikr? Thought for sure he'd give it a 4/10 or some shit lol 😂

@CartierRoses

6 жыл бұрын

BigBoss20 Same

@rivermana

6 жыл бұрын

crazy lol

@ds37

6 жыл бұрын

BigBoss20 I came here dreading a 3 for real. It's far from being their best effort to date but it got a couple of catchy songs here and there, enough to get you by.

@tobi7559

6 жыл бұрын

Assoholic Shark I know right

I hate your assessment of The Internet every review. Idk what you find so bland about their previous albums. They all sound colorful, pleasant and nearly perfect to me.

@Keesha_Hardy

6 жыл бұрын

Andre Carter II He wants something from them that they'll never give. They can't please everyone.

@Dcain2

6 жыл бұрын

He can’t feel the slow deep neo soul sound. He rather them be a Steely Dan band. It’s cultural. He probably would think Frankie Beverly and Maze is “boring” too

@Keesha_Hardy

6 жыл бұрын

Dcain2 Very true. He tends to be extremely biased against R&B music in general.

@therealdjmanifest

6 жыл бұрын

Agree! All the fancy words, but not sure what album(s) he's actually listening to. Both Hive Mind amd Ego Death are 8-9's minimum. Each his own..

@EliteCitrus

6 жыл бұрын

looking for this comment. i feel like he doesn't really like them in general. if you don't like something why review it?

*STEVE LACY IS A GOD*

@ginsengstrip2002

6 жыл бұрын

this but unironically

@joehall2671

6 жыл бұрын

A beautiful man

@kahaainan1756

6 жыл бұрын

On god

@gisellenavor9429

6 жыл бұрын

werd

@chrisjfox8715

6 жыл бұрын

Who dat

WE NOT WORRIED BOUT NO OTHER MELONS, WE THEM OTHER MELONS

@Dethmaster64

6 жыл бұрын

Jaz Singh YOU BUST DOWN A MELON I BUST DOWN A MELON THEN I FLOOD IT, MELON

@traplover6357

6 жыл бұрын

I DONT COMPARE TO THESE MELONS

@aaron3941

6 жыл бұрын

EAZY-DUZ-IT, MELON

@AlexForest119

6 жыл бұрын

I am more melon, you tryin to smell like a melon, melon

@AbdullahMikalRodriguez

6 жыл бұрын

WE LIKE THEM MELONS WITH MELONS IN EM

"Psychedelic" is the new "trap flavored hi hats"

@DeezNoots47

6 жыл бұрын

The Silent Hero this was...eye opening

@CautiousKieran

6 жыл бұрын

That's what they said in the 60s but here we are.

BURBANKTHONY FUNKTANO

@missgigip

6 жыл бұрын

3D KURLS lol

@chubbs.mp3435

6 жыл бұрын

Listen to your heart

I can’t believe Fantano made a video with Riley and Graydon

@DlGNAN

Жыл бұрын

Not me though

@KOOL_AID_KID

4 ай бұрын

Good news 😂

Ego Death was way more emotional, substantive, and musically varied to me. Penthouse Cloud and Palace/Curse nearly brought me to tears. This is still a good album though.

@theville9885

3 жыл бұрын

Tyler's intro and real talk is fucking cool over the beat and also served as a variety Syd's chorus. And then Steve cuts on...

LIGMA/10? realy melon? Such a dead meme.

description score and dip btw you look very nice today melon, keep it up ily

@djnkg4703

6 жыл бұрын

Its a pretty good album check it out

@djautobahn

6 жыл бұрын

Appreciate that. Never knew it was in the description. Never checked 😂

@jackgillespie3431

6 жыл бұрын

If you really loved him you would stay for his opinion. Fake ass bitch.

@vrostar

6 жыл бұрын

me

@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147

6 жыл бұрын

Big Tiddy gros u hve Big gaey

I have an addiction to look at the rating before I watch the review. It’s kiIIing me.

@declantobin2129

6 жыл бұрын

Go to YourWorthIt.Org & Lord Hopsin will get you all the help you need

@aaron3941

6 жыл бұрын

Declan Tobin Kill me now

Light 7

@inceldestroyer1069

6 жыл бұрын

Whatthony Scoretano fuckyou

His intro criticism turned me off because he is not a neo soul l/jazz fan. Had to turn him off. Kind of like a rocker from the 80s discussing LL Cool J lack of melodies

@keykey7646

6 жыл бұрын

yeah, you can tell this isnt his thing.

@aisha-zy4by

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Who reviews artists completely out of their comfort zone

I waited in such high anticipation for Hive Mind after hearing Come Over And Roll. It gave me the impression that the album would have a lot more bounce and attitude to it, similar to the vibe on Ego Death, just with more focus on melodies. Hive Mind turned out to be far more serene and tender than I had thought, lyrically and vocally. Syd brought more of the "fluid jazz" type vocals found in Feel Good but Hive Mind is definitely a step up instrumentally from any other project of theirs. Chris and Pat went hard on this project. Some of the ghost notes on thst hi-hat and the bass grooves are insane. I don't know what you expect lyrically from a funk/neo-soul band to be honest, Anthony. I love the simplicity of them and it tuned my attention more to Syd's vocals. There's not one skipable track on this album. More like strong-8/10

@Keesha_Hardy

6 жыл бұрын

Yung Murakami Don't forget about Steve. He plays guitar and bass on many of the songs.

@yungmurakami6002

6 жыл бұрын

Docbndgrl9113 I had no idea he played bass for them too

@Keesha_Hardy

6 жыл бұрын

Yung Murakami Yeah. Steve played bass (and guitar) on most of the songs on _Ego Death_ and _Hive Mind_ , but Patrick contributed more on the latter.

Come Over is 🔥🔥

JIL, a psychedelic electronic soul group just released their debut album, "Emotional Heat 4A Cold Generation." A masterpiece

@Slame333

6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Heifetz Imma check it out. Thanks, chief.

@KrimsonApoLLo

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the recommendation, dawg, definitely gonna check it out.

This adds a whole new meaning to, " The Internet's busiest music nerd".

Syd never misses imo and neither does this band 10/10

Where are you buying all these shirts from? What streaming app do you listen to these albums on? I need answers to all these questions, I'm putting on a school musical called Life of Melon and I want it to be authentic as possible

@thoremblem3625

6 жыл бұрын

Polaroid Android Jeff he uses Apple Music. He’ll post screenshots of tracks he’s digging on twitter and they’re always on Apple Music

the internet makes an album? where's the nyan cat and troll face? hahahahhahahaha I love memes lol

@SwedoBeats

6 жыл бұрын

*ELL OH ELL*

@gavinhayes12312

6 жыл бұрын

did you just le troll me?

@gabo-o828

6 жыл бұрын

Electric **deep internal sigh**

@Calvin_Coolage

6 жыл бұрын

Simply eric.

@aaron3941

6 жыл бұрын

2007 called, they want their memes back.

How does melon feel about Billie ellish?

@ghaithghazi6748

6 жыл бұрын

Bad

@BleepBloopPewPew

5 жыл бұрын

Good

This album is great ... This guy's review gets a 4/10

They sound better than what the Mainstream stations are playing. #NEO-SOUL The Internet❤️🎶❤️🎶❤️🎶❤️🎶❤️🎶

This album came in clutch tbh

melon you just aren't romantic person

Patrick Paige II’s ‘Letters of Irrelevance’ is top 10 of 2018 this far

This whole review sounded like a 9/10-8/10 lol

After listening, I'd say Ego Death was better to me, but both of the albums are great, not bland in the least bit. I think Syd's vocals are almost always seductive, something is very intoxicating and inviting about her voice. I'd say over the years her lyrics have gotten pretty confident and her vocals have improved substantially, especially when performing live. Lol idk in the words of Pharrell, Her voice sounds like clouds like to me, always chill yet very impactful. I can agree that album notes their growth for sure, but deserves a higher score than a light 7.

Melon u need to do a TA13OO review when all parts have been released, no discussion

@deven5

6 жыл бұрын

GGXGang no question dude he’s as hype as we are

*WHE LIVE IN A SOCIETY*

Great review! The Internet has always been a band that’s caught attention but I never went all in. This is the album that really turned me into a fan. Total side note! I’d love to hear you review To Whom it May’s debut album, The Great Filter. To me it sounds like a mix of Thrice, Deftones, and Korn. You the man, Fantano!

Glad to see Dignan on here

Can you please listen to and review Steve Lacy’s Demo 🔥👍

I liked this album but i noticed they ended every track with a filter out, which isn't a bad transition, it's just WAAAYY overused in my opinion

@DaRealShinjiMcCloud

5 жыл бұрын

Im not the only one who agrees with that

DAMN. this album's pretty good!

I was kind of disappointed the first listen, but on the third listen I'm into it. Come together and hold on we're placed perfectly, as they really tie the ribbon on this album for me. Like melon said the instrumentals were sophisticated on this album in comparison to the past. I do appreciate the chill vibe, but it definitely did not hold my attention, as well as ego death, the first listen.Songs like mood went over my head because Syd's vocals were over shone by the instrumentals and I wasn't quite sure if my attention was to be drawn to instrumentals primarily or what. In contrast a song like wanna be has light vocals that blended well with the instrumentals, while it wasn't a song that initially caught my attention I came back around and grew some appreciation for its musicality. Many of the songs had fabulous hooks that weren't utilized to their full potential. Nonetheless, I will be jamming to this album until I am sick of it.

Fantano gonna give out 2 10s in 1 year when Taboo finishes dropping

I want to you randomly say TRANS-FORMERS robots in disguise

Have you heard Patrick Paige II’s album?

Swear you’ve been giving out good scores this year. Must be a good year for music

It's really nice to see many of the Odd Future solo members (and current groups) getting (mostly) positive & good reviews. =)

this album is on my *_smashin'_* playlist

Stevethony Lacytano

Rolling papers 2??

My favorite internet song is the dial-up song.

“the baseline on this track is much SLINKIER... the baseline on this track is much SLINKIER” 3:04

Wow he really doesn’t care for Syd does he

Idk why but whenever I listen to The Internet, I just feel like something is missing. I feel like I should like it, and I do, but something keeps me from being a hardcore fan of it and listening to it actively.

@billybobberton1984

6 жыл бұрын

Seth Games I knowww.. It don't make sense. It's.. perfect on paper, Baby, but Somethin's Missin' :/

@pnw8836

6 жыл бұрын

miguel perez I don’t want to say it’s boring, but it’s also nothing that stands out. Like for background music yeah but to actually pay attention to while listening and sing, just not interesting enough for me

@ProbablyLying

6 жыл бұрын

There are 3 excellent tracks on this... otherwise...a bunch of average "exercises" in genre....

@Keesha_Hardy

6 жыл бұрын

Seth Games That's funny because that's how I've always felt about artists like Rihanna and Drake. The Internet is so dope to me though.

@andygarcia4960

6 жыл бұрын

100%. This album was pure easy listening "background noise." Burbank Funk was like the standout song cuz it had some bounce to it but the rest kinda just meanders on. Thought they'd bring something hot to the table, especially considering Lacy has been on his shit with his own work and his production of that Ravyn Lanae chick. Reminds me of Rex Orange County and how that guy is the modern equivalent to the boring days of mid-1970s soft rock.

you mean to tell me there's a band just called "the internet"?

@cappytalysm

6 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@kingcrimzin

6 жыл бұрын

Wow that’s a cool name

@yungmurakami6002

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, a very good one at that

@ThatOneGuy7550

6 жыл бұрын

there's also an album called No Love, DEEP WEB

@F0rf885

6 жыл бұрын

Cement City it comes from an interview where left brain (a member of the group) responded to a question asking where they were from? His response was “the internet”

Melon are you going to review the upcoming Bass Modulators album?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU MELON. Ego Death and Fin were two of my favorite albums of 2015 and 2017. Yet you rated both of them poorly. Then this album comes out and it easily fits into the categories put Ego Death and Fin in (Uninteresting vocals, bland grooves, etc.) and yet it's your favorite internet album to date?! Also you still get an L for giving the Saba album a "meh". I can't get over that one either.

@chichibi0

5 жыл бұрын

AdRock ego death was a bop album but with hive mind they found the right equilibrium and made such a good work. possibly their true masterpiece

@Swartking

5 жыл бұрын

Fin was trash. It sounded generic af.

*Slinkier* Forever.

I SEE A MELON REVIEWING INTERNET VIA INTERNET

Content Cop - The Internet

@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147

6 жыл бұрын

We need Dadddy dubbbzy to do a Content Cop on that orange beanie wearing fuck. He's been missing for nearly a year

Hey Anthony can you review the new Scars on Broadway album? I would love to hear your opinion on Darons' sound.

Why does this man say psychedelic every review

Is there going to be a melon review for Head in the Clouds?

*b r e a t h t o n y o u t t a n o*

I don't understand your hate for Syd's voice, it's like we hear two entirely different things, hahahaha

The Internet's Hive Mind album is really great. They are seriously on their way to becoming this decade's A Tribe Called Quest if they continue with this.

Fantano wanted us to know how slinky that baseline was so bad he said it twice

So is that bass line slinky or nah?

goddamnit, stay the night is fucking beautiful. my favourite the internet track yet, hands down

that score is better than i expected ! literally got dizzy once i saw it

T H E I N T E R N E T

Steve lacy was one of the big reasons I decided to pick up guitar and bass guitar

"Neo-soul wallpaper" 😂😂

Don't get me wrong, i love The Internet but i cant say i felt this album as much as i hoped. I think the tone and mood of the album is just not for everyone. That being said there as so many good bangers on here. :)

you should do a review on your hi fi/monitor/listening set up

I liked Ego Death better but for sure The Internet just keep progressing with their sound on this project.

At 3:15 he repeats the same thing twice

Dude reviewed his fanbase 😂😂

Did you ever review the Drum Chord Theory by Matt Martians ?? Easily one of my favorite albums ever. I loved Hive Mind but was definitely hoping for a stronger Matt Martians drum and percussion presence.

R.I.P thatistheplan

Great review and a cool album..But your T-shirt is the Bizz!

3:04 Deja Vu O_O

Review Patrick Paige II's solo project!!

Are YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME !!! I LOVE THE INTERNET N HATE YOUR REVIEW!!! 🤟🏽

This guy. Do you listen to music or do you just skim through it?

I actually never get ads on videos except melon's, how can one fruit be this powerful

Nice another 10/10 this year, Anthony! Fully deserved!

The Melon and I are wearing the same shirt today, one of us should really change...

Wow. I'm actually surprised by the score. I will say it is their best album yet.

I really recommend the album "A Love Extreme" by Benji Hughes, he's really underrated and the album seems pretty damn unique. Also, the song "Waiting For an Invitation" is one of the best songs I've listened to in a long while.

roll (burbank funk) is the same drum loop as eazy - chapter 8 verse 10

Hey Anthony, my birthday is the day before yours. Nice.

They feel like more of a team and Lacy's solo work really stood out among them. They could have cut a few tracks but I have been behind the internet since ego Death and Netscape.

Sorry. I disagree with this and all of your internet reviews. They rock. 9/10

Are you gonna review the new Sales album?

You know what? I'm going to say it None of the Kermit the Frog memes were funny. Not the tea one, not the evil Kermit one, not even the one where he's jumping off the roof.

@rengoku1932

6 жыл бұрын

Mr.Pat Normie memes are just unfunny in general.

@silentgloria

6 жыл бұрын

SwiggitySwagWhatIsInTheBag *memes are not funny in general

@parphael6435

6 жыл бұрын

so brave

@ilovecody7514

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck you

@Calvin_Coolage

6 жыл бұрын

SwiggitySwagWhatIsInTheBag Reminder that using the word normie just means you are one.

3:05 "The bass line on this cut is much slinkier than it is on other songs. Its kind of a nice change of pace from some of the other instrumentals here." 3:12 "The bass line as well is much slinkier than it is on other tracks. Generally, the instrumental is a nice change of pace from a lot of the others here."

Hey Tony. How about a review of the new Ovlov record Tru?

Melon what are your thoughts on having an ad for Miller Lite before your videos?

U guys should listen to purple naked ladies it’s on of their first albums when it was just SYD and Matt