Imagine your teacher reading your essay in front of the whole classroom with the same tone

@wespicedmemes

3 жыл бұрын

I felt that

@Janfon1

3 жыл бұрын

6:15

@brokengirlsrus

3 жыл бұрын

One of my professors did in college. I went home and cried after

@KorAnos1

3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely feel like Anthony gives off high school teacher vibes.

@robertoferri9092

3 жыл бұрын

@@brokengirlsrus F

"there are so many poo poo and pee pee bars on this album" is more informative than any out-of-10 score could ever be

@ee4396

3 жыл бұрын

e e

@breazy832

3 жыл бұрын

e e

@finnanut3921

3 жыл бұрын

e e

@MaxxwellPalone

3 жыл бұрын

e e

@twentylush

3 жыл бұрын

e e

Logic: wants us to stop killing each other Anthony Fantano: never set his stance on killing (possibly pro-murder)

@morjam4265

3 жыл бұрын

Wait they aren't the same person?

@EinFelsbrocken

3 жыл бұрын

Omg XPOZD

@spike5499

3 жыл бұрын

@@EinFelsbrocken 😐

@EinFelsbrocken

3 жыл бұрын

@@spike5499 im sorry..

@spike5499

3 жыл бұрын

@@EinFelsbrocken it's all good, we all have those days

alternate title: melon bullies eminem and drake for 11 minutes

@kainestacy

3 жыл бұрын

with special guests: logic & rick ross

@breezybreezy4871

3 жыл бұрын

@@kainestacy ...and kanye

@outmywritemind1739

3 жыл бұрын

Bullies implies it wasn't deserved

@chilihotdog7257

3 жыл бұрын

@@kainestacy with a a small doze of cole and ksi

@epictubegamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@outmywritemind1739 most of them were. Especially the corny lyrics.

It’s so egotistical, it makes kanye west seem well adjusted -Anthony Fantano

@noahb5573

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the bar was funny asf lmao

@Seijikom

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not even egotistical it’s just a lame bar like who is he fooling?

@testing_something

3 жыл бұрын

@@Seijikom it is very egotistical BUT OKAY

@ELISHACAEZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@testing_something Wouldn’t he have to like actually believe that to be egotistical? that line just sounds stupid

@jamesupton6325

3 жыл бұрын

@@Seijikom Idk I think its actually a cool line lol

A thumbnail of anthony fantano with hair is the truest form of clickbait

@SkKedDy

2 жыл бұрын

1.1k likes with no comments?

@JaMorantBiggerArm

2 жыл бұрын

1.2k likes with one comment?

@heromaxpower

2 жыл бұрын

Jojolion PFP. If I got that right, then why haven’t I watched or read a single chapter of jojo’s yet? There’s your 3rd comment

@pan6377

2 жыл бұрын

Currently reading stone ocean. 4th comment

@takashimizutani1808

2 жыл бұрын

Is part 8 as good as stone ocean I've heard mix stuff about it from people I know so I'll just listen to whatever someone on Internet I don't know says because I don't like being indecisive

"You got buns, I got aspergers" is still insane

@austingee238

9 ай бұрын

He probably does indeed have Asperger’s, to be fair.

The guys The guys were in paris

@kostastavricprvovencani223

3 жыл бұрын

Nigguys in Paris

@RiceMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@kostastavricprvovencani223 nick is in paris

@HEATHENYT

3 жыл бұрын

Easy boys lol

Every time I remember Rick Ross was a correctional officer I laugh my ass off.

@NeoGraena

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was the man who hustles everyday

@thrownstair

3 жыл бұрын

Rap game Kamala Harris

@R-H-B

3 жыл бұрын

NOOOO WAY 😂😂😂

@woogangamadeusmozart3642

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't it 50 who exposed all that

@OpreRoma

3 жыл бұрын

Officer Ricky

"The idea of Rick Ross' ass getting eaten gives me nightmares" DEAD

God, there's something I love about how horribly dad-jokey Eminem is.

@theblackbaron4119

Жыл бұрын

He has always been. That's the great part :')

@the_rose_titty

Жыл бұрын

I love it bc he used to be the most dangerous thing in music.

@lukaluukaa

5 ай бұрын

well he IS a father so i guess it makes a lot of sense

@everia_games

4 ай бұрын

We need to study the downfall of eminem's writing

Didn't even say Deathony Notano just straight up said "Hi DEATH NOTE HERE"

@SteFaN_O7

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno Justin Y being a weeaboo isnt enough to you?

@CoalBee01

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteFaN_O7 and what does Justin Y being a weeb have to do with my comment?

@jaden_bricker

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteFaN_O7 what

@bobnormal5988

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteFaN_O7 what

@axep3785

2 жыл бұрын

@@SteFaN_O7 what

0:17 DABABY FANTANO

@omarmickelson1204

3 жыл бұрын

LESSGOOO

@Spoonkid222

3 жыл бұрын

👉🏾😁👈🏾

@emmanuelle2977

3 жыл бұрын

LESSGOOOO

@ChickenFanYT

3 жыл бұрын

Melon on Melon

@joeisnothome

3 жыл бұрын

DaFantano

The opening lyrics to Father Stretch my Hands is so Kanye that it’s classic.

@lizardmandx

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

We should get a "fantano calls things trash" compilation!

@bonniefoam

3 жыл бұрын

That video is too long to put on KZread

@dominicg2456

3 жыл бұрын

yeah there's a channel dedicated to this, it's called the needle drop.

@alfiejordan4081

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominicg2456 literally I've never seen him say he likes a song 😂

@fbi4189

3 жыл бұрын

@@alfiejordan4081 he definitely likes songs, it’s just that he doesn’t make it real clear...

@asylumskp4391

Жыл бұрын

Why do you want him to review Eminem's discography?

YES just what I needed rn these are so funny

Eminem is just dropping lame dad jokes for a living now

@prasadbangale

2 жыл бұрын

🤡

@prasadbangale

2 жыл бұрын

Listen to darkness

@jakepierce1153

2 жыл бұрын

Are you 12

@ziggle5000

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakepierce1153 I feel like people who ask this are just outing themselves as being like 15 or something themselves

@jakepierce1153

2 жыл бұрын

@@ziggle5000 It’s a very juvenile statement. Why would you feel that way, are you outing yourself?

‘The balls in my bag getting teste’ was my favourite line from mtbmb ngl

@vileink4733

3 жыл бұрын

That was NOT the line🤣

@Saikocide

3 жыл бұрын

@@vileink4733 teste my balls in the bag

@claws811

3 жыл бұрын

@@vileink4733 and i was thinking that you might want to get a new one for you

@claws811

3 жыл бұрын

why this getting likes

@freddiesimmons1394

3 жыл бұрын

@@claws811 because it's actually kinda clever

Eminem has simply run out of lyrics so he's just trying to come up with all the puns he can

@touyube8146

2 жыл бұрын

But it doesn’t always have to be puns, he could rap about his life now, some egotistical shit about the money he’s got the cars he bought and girls that throw themselves at him but no he wants to rap about testicles

@Anxiety_Asylum

2 жыл бұрын

@@touyube8146 that's why he's great lmao

@ryanscaggs1674

2 жыл бұрын

@@touyube8146 you clearly don't know Eminem if you think he's gonna rap about a bunch of stupid materialistic shit like modern rappers

@whyareyouusinglightmode2098

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanscaggs1674 i refuse to believe he runs out of lyrics when there probably many english words

@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanscaggs1674 He rapped about putting a gerbil in his ass

Therapist: "Anthony Hairtano does note exist, he can't hurt you." Anthony Hairtano: 3:25

Wasn't ready for that Chewbacca impression tho😂

@knell-zh7do

3 жыл бұрын

Cal Chubaccsta

2:40 aged horribly LMFAO

10:58 “The idea of Rick Ross’s ass getting licked gives me nightmares” - Anthony Fantano

I feel like Eminem’s new music is much more just him writing delinquent bars rather than him just letting out anger as the Slim Shady character.

@fbi4189

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he doesn’t really come off as angry anymore... Now he’s the type of guy to murder you with words _calmly..._

@James6923.

3 жыл бұрын

That’s because when he did the “slim shady” versions, all he got was attacked for saying things.. now a days, u cant say crap. 🤷‍♂️

@ZombieDasher

2 жыл бұрын

@@James6923. shut up, you literally can say anything you want.

@wienerstein2817

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZombieDasher Oh my God someone with a fuckin brain on this damn website. Thank you. Seriously I have nothing more to say but thank you.

@garold8222

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZombieDasher so you mean if eminem spoke on untouchable groups for example the LGBT community for being hypocritical he wouldn't get slammed?

6:16

@PastyHC

3 жыл бұрын

Scared the shit out of me

this is comedy on a divine level

@lamb9770

3 жыл бұрын

found another ariana stan that watches fantano 😌😌

4:42 I love how this cuts off early. Adds a lot to the joke and I wish it was like this in the OG review

"Which is so egotistical, it makes Kanye seem well adjusted" is so funny

y-yeah haha what s-stupid bars! *furiously starts erasing all ball and teste lines I wrote*

*Melon reads common cold line* *Immediately has a headache*

A realistic look into who Eminem is now in life: A white middle aged dad. Therefore, he is making dad joke music

Starting to think he doesn't like Em and Drake🤔

@evet7278

3 жыл бұрын

he hates white rappers mayn

@hamzamir03

3 жыл бұрын

@@evet7278 drake isn't white? lmao

@T2G-DJT

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamzamir03 yes he is

@pooberyt8093

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamzamir03 ya hes as white as whip cream in a snowstorm

@hamzamir03

3 жыл бұрын

@@pooberyt8093 Drake's dad is literally african american

Eminem is basically edgy-fying dad jokes and puns

@gabrielmalta1962

2 жыл бұрын

True. And I'd argue further: they wouldn't be all that terrible if they hadn't been Eminem'ed

*OH LOOK AT ME! I’M GONNA BRING YOU THIS PEPPERONI PIE, LIKE I’M A PIZZA DELIVERY GUUUUUUUUUY, YEEEEEAAAAAAYEEEEAH.”* Absolute fiiiiire. 🔥🔥🔥

6:17 caught me so off guard

The Rick Ross line omfg😭

@simplez4ck

3 жыл бұрын

Which one

@imbored8590

3 жыл бұрын

Which one

@Awchshonear

2 жыл бұрын

Which one

@valx5

2 жыл бұрын

which one

@MrManProduction

2 жыл бұрын

Which one

Just started but hoping its just eminem bars for the whole runtime

@chilihotdog7257

3 жыл бұрын

drake is also there

@az636

3 жыл бұрын

Got some logic and Kanye for diversity as well

@dylanmurphy6894

2 жыл бұрын

@@az636 2 great black men

@cabecinha4987

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanmurphy6894 I thought Kanye was birracial🧐🧐🧐

Great timing, I just watched the others earlier today!

@groundzero1077

3 жыл бұрын

@@staigenerator2949 Based af

@TheManinBlack9054

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. This guy always have nice timing

"which is so hilariously egotistical it makes Kanye west look well adjusted" lmao

Im a huge stan and fantano sounds like your teacher reading the note you were passing and ur just like o_o

I been waiting for another one of these to drop for so long ahh thank you

“Im about that capital like a proper noun” changed my life

That Chewbacca line killed me. 🤣🤣🤣

@Siavh

3 жыл бұрын

Ksi on something

these keep me alive

every album behind him is an album he'd rather be listening to.

that dream flashback bit too fucking funny

That parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (eye drop) line is lowkey 🅿️

I love these vids, thank you man!

1:17 Day of The Lord's - Joy Division

@karazimsabour7899

3 жыл бұрын

I legit thought the same fucking thing when he said it lmao

The sequel we needed

5:08 NOT PUSHA T APPARENTLY

anthony fantano with hair is cursed

I think am going crazy,, I ve been repeating the 6:14 passage over and over and just laughing myself to tears! Omg its so funny!!

I disagree with so much of this but the delivery is so good on Anthony’s part that I can’t hate it

@aprr5393

3 жыл бұрын

Are you a drake fan?

@touyube8146

2 жыл бұрын

@@aprr5393 It doesn’t matter if he is cause he’s got a point, sometimes an artist will Throw in a few jokes in the song and Anthony goes mental takes it all seriously and over analyses it

@TYR1139

2 жыл бұрын

I mean some of them aren't that bad, depends on the context you want to take it in so he's still right in his own interpretation. Most are still too corny anyway

@featherycoffee1401

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, maybe he just puns and dad jokes, can't blame him but it's funny I but not how I think em intended it.

@NeroSparda99

2 жыл бұрын

@@touyube8146 just jokes copium

"DEATH NOTE here." got me so bad lmao

Man him saying Drake is insecure is just proven correct given the recent drama

That visine and everytime I drop (eye drop) is pretty dope though lol

@garnerday7149

2 жыл бұрын

No its not, its like pun buts painfully unfunny

@dylanmurphy6894

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a proper dad joke

Never stop making these

The pepperoni pie/pizza delivery guy comparison was just genius.

I need like an hour long version of compiled bad lyrics read out by Anthony.

That closing line was great ngl

WTF HE HAD HAIR

Maybe Drake doesnt have a ghost writer...

I love how it’s just drake and Eminem

Lego Yoda be like: 0:16

"I'll suffocate for respect before I breathe to collect the f-in check" - Eminem when he was good

@nava6474

Жыл бұрын

He has 250 million dollars, he doesn't need money. Also he is lyrically insane, maybe not your cup of tea, maybe your cup full of syrup and lean

@Python-xs2iv

Жыл бұрын

​@@nava6474 The meat riding is insane

@nava6474

Жыл бұрын

@@Python-xs2iv calling the fact of defending an artist "meat riding" isn't a valid argument, at least if you have more than 14 years old

@Python-xs2iv

Жыл бұрын

@@nava6474 Big talk from such a cornball.

@ItzSonic69

9 ай бұрын

Eminem is still good

The cuts in this are top tier

RIPPITY DIPPITY RIPPITY DIPPITY RIPPITY DIPPITY TRIPLET FLOWS ~

that father stretch my hands bar carries the album

Do you guys realize that this is a compilation of him talking about lyrics he doesn't like? He isnt negative about every album he reviews.

@breazy832

Жыл бұрын

Shut Up

@colonialp9

Жыл бұрын

Praise to the Pumpkin King!

Can't wait for the Van Weezer review so we can hear him say "Pump it up into me please daddy"

@davidabest7195

2 жыл бұрын

Weezer is awful

@pabloni1117

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidabest7195 only make believe

Just rewatched the previous 2 comps, speak of the devil

That Chewbacca line is too funny lmfao

I clicked to see Anthony Fantano with hair and I’m not disappointed

Ngl the bleached asshole line was fucking hilarious 🤣

This is going to be good

i want to have lunch and debate ferrari prices

5:11 holy shit he actually sits down for these what the fuck

I'm not defending J. Cole but in that song where he says "I'll keep this one for myself" I feel like he is talking in that messed up state of mind because the next line is "Love today's gone digital, and it's messing with my health." Am I wrong?

His reaction to the Walt Disney line was like classic movie-style comedy

they eyedrop line from em WAS A BAR BRUH

That eye drops line was so good

@sbob6776

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking. He’s just hating on em

@s1mplem4gic58

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikr?! That was actually skillful! Yeah a lot of those Em lines were corny but like come on 😭

@aaronuthayakumar1967

11 ай бұрын

@@s1mplem4gic58 nah it was corny as hell tbh

The best thing about Doing It Stealthy by Oloff is that you can listen to it over and over again, whatever your mood.

Ooh that One Foot in the Grave vinyl caught my eye 👀

came here for the hair tbh

These lowkey the best videos about mr melon

*we need another🙏✊*

6:16 Jesus ive never heard him that loud

What up what a legendary cut off. "He used to be a CO" lmao

Imagine spending that much time reading the dictionary just to write bars like this

@Scott-rq7nu

5 ай бұрын

Okay he’s put out some laughable stuff now, but in the context of his whole career he’s said some of the most amazing shit ever

There are times in life where you just want everything to end. There are other times when you just want to listen to Doing It Stealthy at max volume and call your boss the R-word

@EpiclyYeeted

2 жыл бұрын

Rigga?

Thank you

The kangaroos they do be jumping

Rappers do this all the time it’s just an easy way to flow over a beat in a “wholesome” way

Woah woah woah now Alfred’s theme by em is just 5 minutes of wordplay that’s insanely clever on a Halloween beat personally I fw it. If he released it as a single on Halloween it’s be like an anthem

Good rule of thumb when writing lyrics is imagining someone reading them like fantano is right now and see if it'll sound silly

That pizza pie line is fire

Melon lookin like skeletor in that Life of Pablo review

i need a "SIMILE CHECK!" in every single Fantano review now

love you and your new glasses