To paraphrase Gushing Over Magical Girls: “If being attractive makes me evil, then I’ll gladly be the villain!”

@naotokamigire-terumi9912

2 ай бұрын

Now you have my attention.

8:13 I mean, an April Fool's joke is how we got Yakuza 8. The studio went, "Haha! What if we made the Yakuza games a Dragon Quest-like jrpg? Wouldn't that be funny?" And everyone was like, "Yeah, hahaha... Do it though."

@DanielRoloff

2 ай бұрын

wasn't the battle royal mode of fortnite originally an april fools joke too? like when i first learned abotu the game it was a tower defense, hence where the building system comes from

"Code Vein is such-" Boobs physics breaks.

"What happens in these Digimon games?" Tragedy

@brunooliveira-jx5uc

2 ай бұрын

Let just say that kids in digiworld don't get it easy🙂

@mordredpendragon1235

2 ай бұрын

A actual plot (looks at Pokémon) unlike you

@ianweckhorst3200

2 ай бұрын

Digimon after the time skip fr fr

@ianweckhorst3200

2 ай бұрын

As long as it’s not fusion, I hate that crap with a burning passion

@eddmario

2 ай бұрын

Not just the games either. Remember the whole D-Reaper story arc in Tamers?

If it gives him superpowers, Mario will wear just about anything.

@Kio_Kurashi

2 ай бұрын

But what would Kinochi Mario's power be? Seduction?

@_Sage967_

2 ай бұрын

@@Kio_Kurashi boob storage

@MouseGoat

2 ай бұрын

@@Kio_Kurashi "Shadow Seduction"

@naotokamigire-terumi9912

2 ай бұрын

His one Condition.

@jason4443

2 ай бұрын

​@@Kio_Kurashi Sexy no Jutsu

The more upset folks are about that game (and others) the more it'll become sought out by more people. Nothing wrong with attractive women in games. 2:02 you do a great Muscle Man impression 😂

8:36 - 8:54 Yup, that's the perfect counter attack. If people want to make fun of you for liking Stellar Blade, then you can make fun of them for fucking a bear.

My friend showed me the "Hardquaad" meme without the title. I named him "Swolequaad". Basically the same thing.

"nobody likes playing support" TF2 casually having the 2 most fun support characters in all of gaming

@CatLeone2003

2 ай бұрын

The mobile game Grand Summoners: Allow me to introduce myself!

@parkersmith8711

2 ай бұрын

Yeah "support"

@haiphph1117

2 ай бұрын

Including 1 of the most boring class know in the game and people still have 1k hour on it. The class was 1 of the reason we got bot invasion as well.

@tsuaririndoku

2 ай бұрын

I AM THE DEFENSE *-Lazy Purple*

@MrStrikecentral

2 ай бұрын

Heavy: for players who don't like to aim. Engineer: For players who don't like to play.

7:20 tbf, if we are going to play and look at a character's back the entire game... It's not a bad idea to make them something pleasant to view. And by word... that the devs in Stellar blade knew that.

@eddmario

2 ай бұрын

I mean, it's the same devs as Nikke: Goddess of Victory, so the butt physics are a given.

@ashwolf2006

2 ай бұрын

it's mostly that the one's bashing on stellar blade are a bunch of insecure people who hate's their own body that they have to vent it on an attractive fictional character.

@solarisnova9530

2 ай бұрын

​@ashwolf2006 an attractive fictional character whose model was well modeled from an actual super models figure

@reddragon9064

2 ай бұрын

TBH i only play Male characters if i have no choice or if there RP involved namely romance options, otherwise Jiggle over Dangle

@ashwolf2006

2 ай бұрын

@@solarisnova9530 exactly, and to top it off the very model for Stellar blade's protagonist's is the Dev's own wife which is a Double Win who by the way is really beautiful. than the people bashing the game.

"Equipping the skimpiest outfit in Stellar Blade makes the game harder" Well it ain't just the game that's getting harder 😏

@travisbishop782

2 ай бұрын

Ha! Nice!

@Asaylum117

2 ай бұрын

I see what you did there.

@draketheduelist

2 ай бұрын

It's an RPG. It can last for _hours._ Any longer than four and you should probably seek a doctor.

Me when Nekopara is on switch 😃 Me when I see that all 4 Nekopara volumes are sold separately, rather than in a pack 😠

@nightlord5102

2 ай бұрын

You when you see that they are the Cut Versions 😡

@scottchadwick1247

2 ай бұрын

Oof, that's rough buddy.

@addison_v_ertisement1678

2 ай бұрын

I don't have much sympathy for Nekopara fans.

Noble: What's going on in these Digimon games? Me: Should we tell him? 😅

Chino: The editor ✖ Chino: The absolute gamer God ✔

@milesprower6110

2 ай бұрын

The medic in Killzone: Literally having the most armor + more HP + A literal Dron + Access to Mini and Heavy Guns + Res yourself or anyone including the Target

6:27 that was from digimon survive. A visual novel type game and its pretty good

@eddmario

2 ай бұрын

And it shows how pretty dark the franchise can get. I even had to take a break after battling Fangmon on the dam and haven't gone back to finish it because a certain moment at that bit.

@ramoncastro4737

2 ай бұрын

​@@eddmarioexactly. Hope u get to finish it

1:03 0_O Uh, Toad? What the hell are you doing with that wrench?

Why must we gamers suffer the outrage machine that is Twitter? Moral Guardians have been on our case since Doom and it's always dumb.

@longislandicedtea6323

2 ай бұрын

Y'know, I'd like to see Twitter make a video game of their own.

@longislandicedtea6323

2 ай бұрын

But then again, knowing them it would be less a game and more a EXTREMELY boring and preachy visual novel with some of the most unironically shallow and unlikable characters imaginable.

@Cocoa3596

2 ай бұрын

Those are just bunch of lifeless hypocrite losers that act like they are on high morale grounds when they are the most detestable people in human society, ruining all fun for others just because they don't like it and trying to make harmless things sounds like something bad They clearly high but not on morale ground but on shit

@addison_v_ertisement1678

2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure they have, actually.​@@longislandicedtea6323

The camera panning up from her butt, and panning out to reveal the giant crater, that Adam then comments is a 'giant crack', was amazing.

"This is why I dont talk to people in Genshin Impact, theyll just get you off." Noble "Lost" Pause, April 5th 2024

CINO really out here adding the most outlandish yet comedically timed Images and Memes at the end It's the Na-Baron 'Baldi' himself, from the hit sequel, DUNE: Part 2

"I don't need Stellar Blade to win, I just need sjws to lose." - Mongolian Proverb

@misshappenedfecility8795

2 ай бұрын

I don't know why but i respect you now

@Music-vr7sz

2 ай бұрын

I want SB to win though. It's an excellent game overall. GOTY

@ghoulbuster1

2 ай бұрын

I'm waiting for the steam release. I'm not giving money to soystation

1:12 OH NO! TOAD'S CRANKING HIS TOOL!!!

6:26 Digimon Survive... It is wild

6:22 You don't know half of it... In fact, that is why I wish the NDS games World DS and the sequels World Dawn/Dusk would be remastered or even remade for PlayStation/XBOX/Switch, too much heartbreaking stuff in the latest Digimon games.

8:16 *Relogic releasing Terraria Undeluxe:*

@Revedoot

2 ай бұрын

Based

Code vein i lovingly call “baby’s first Dark Souls” and i also want more. My experience of the game went from “I don’t remember being human and the game left you unnamed so you’re name is “Food” now.” To “I am burdened with a duty that I didn’t ask for, but must accept responsibility for my part in. This world may be harsh but it’s all we have left and Luis is definitely gonna screw it up again.”

Shadow's done everything except shoot tails

4:10 Ok, I didn't know Homer was an expert in Smash Bros.

8:36 - 8:57 - Oh man.... 😛🤪😜 Considering how plenty of them get mad at fan service in various (Primarily Japanese) games, but then applaud the option to "romance" the bear in Baldur's Gate 3 is just insane. Do they realize what that makes them look like? Or are they just contrarian hipsters trying to look "quirky"? 😆😆😆

@longislandicedtea6323

2 ай бұрын

Hypocrites and xenophobes? wouldn't be surprised honestly.

@darrylferguson3622

2 ай бұрын

It's a mix of both. You have the twitter folks who just hate stuff that makes straight men happy, the twitter folks who are mad that people like games from Asian studios more than Western ones, and the twitter folks who hate it because "it kills women with self-esteem issues" assuming every woman is as delusional and sad as them

@Zombie-Hunter

2 ай бұрын

So fanservice is bad, but bestiality is good? These people need to get their brains checked.

@Nekosage

2 ай бұрын

@@longislandicedtea6323 On top of making them look like the zoo types.

@Acueil

2 ай бұрын

The same people who says they want Lady Dimitrescu to sit on them are also the ones complaining about sexualization of women in game. And of course that include Act Man when he got mad at people who don't want to buy RE4 remake because of the censorships.

Eventually the “Cultured” community with come to “appreciate” Stellar Blade for what it is.

@ricardohoang8452

2 ай бұрын

Thanks Eve, very attractive 👌

@BlackCroft666

2 ай бұрын

Just woke weirdos are Mad at Eve. I mean they are Mad at any attractive Woman who is fictional and Sometimes real.

Noble exposing himself with "no one likes to play support"

Why did I suddenly thought that when I saw Lord Hardquad I saw Serverus Snape for a sec. 😂😂

The only reason Kiryu's dad joke failed is because he's the uncle.

@nodnarbionking

2 ай бұрын

An uncle is just a dad with less responsibilities

All of this was beautiful, thanks bro.

Time is a flat circle since Lara's trangle. Every new hot lady got someone trying to cancel them. Even Samus.

I like that the more sexy outfits in stellar blade make the game harder since i like a good challenge in my games, really hope it comes to steam one day since i don't have a ps5 sadly.

I love Code Vein, so fun. Managed to beat the game without dying, that was a huge pain to do, have not played it since. Been playing Baldur's Gate 3 as well as Skyrim, Diablo IV and Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen lately.

Cino one of the best thumbnails you've ever done 👏 and minecraft meme is legit 😂

Nice video, thanks for the update.

the fact that the kunoichi getup fits mario so well implies he got it in his size, or that it was meant to be skimpy and he's just smol

Thank you for the videos

10:20 Huh, didn't know Coco's melons does that... Wait... does Io does that as well...? Well only one way to find out... (For real though, frost empress dodge challenge... it's really bad...)

@omegarathalos6046

2 ай бұрын

She is the most annoying one out of the three dlc bosses

@eddmario

2 ай бұрын

Frost Empress is actually the easiest dodge challenge in my opinion. Now, the challenges where you have to use a specific class or ability are bullshit, especially since some of the alternate companion costumes aren't worth it.

@ashurad_fox5991

2 ай бұрын

@@omegarathalos6046 For me she was the easiest to defeat, but that dodge 5 consecutively was pain since it doesn't register properly. The hardest imo was the fire boss dlc, I literally had to make a near 1 hit build it. (it was previously 1 hitabble with that. but some abilities was nerfed)

@ashurad_fox5991

2 ай бұрын

@@eddmario Yes I agree frost is the easiest, and you can dodge her attacks easily. But for her 5 consecutive dodge challenge? Oh boi... it was pain, it registers poorly especially for light loadouts (as they use the long dodges) Hugging the wall to bait it for short range attacks was helpful. But still took me hours... iirc that challenge locks a bloodcode or weapon.

@omegarathalos6046

2 ай бұрын

@@ashurad_fox5991 I just hate her darn buffing crystals that she has, as you can't lock on to them

Nier Dev: (Reveal 2B appearance & Design) Twitter Users: “She’s too Attractived.” (Spam cancel button) Tlou Dev: (Reveal Abby appearance & design) Twitter Users: “She’s perfect and accurate.” (Spam Share & likes)

@ricardohoang8452

2 ай бұрын

Larian: *accidentally revealed man and bear’s romance* X Users: *goes outta mind* EPIC

@parkersmith8711

2 ай бұрын

​@@ricardohoang8452 I like both so both games are doing it right

@ricardohoang8452

2 ай бұрын

@@parkersmith8711 Trust me, cancel things on X are bullcrap and I like games with attractive females

The best part about the whole being about to have Mario wear a wedding dress in Super Mario Odyssey is Luigi's reaction. Whether you're wearing the dress or the suit, Luigi has the exact same reaction. He initially thinks Mario is getting married and gets annoyed that Mario didn't tell him. Then, he realizes that Mario is just wearing the outfit for fun. It is literally the exact same dialogue word for word. No comment specifically related to wearing a dress. Luigi is completely unfazed by Mario choosing to wear a wedding dress instead of a wedding suit, and that's beautiful. Incidentally, the dialogue is also the same if the wear the version of the suit that also includes Bowser's shell.

8:14 Pokémon GO was originally an April Fools joke by Google Maps.

🤣😂🤣😅 Toads just cranking away with his wrench!!!

The code vain boba meme made me laugh

1:14 just gave me flashback to a movie called Space Truckers. there was some cyborg character that had to pull on a ripcord like a lawnmower to get his member started

11:13 Mario, wait! You can't run out like that!

7:35 I got that joke from Beast Boy in Teen Titans. I saw a Nintendo Direct on April Fools and they said that all Zelda games will be on Switch including the CD-i ones. I knew it was a joke once I saw that. I haven't played the Stellar Blade Demo yet. I'm too busy with other things. 9:08 This game doesn't have a transmog armor option :(? Rise of the Ronin allows you to wear anything while keeping the stats of your strongest armor. Luigi is no stranger to dolling himself up. I like how he fools Bowletta.

10:42 "I want a sequel." NOBLE, CODE VEIN IS KIND OF A PREQUEL, THE "SEQUEL" CAME OUT TEN YEARS AGO. GOD EATER, ITS CALLED GOD EATER.🤣

@ashurad_fox5991

2 ай бұрын

sadly the devs said the two are separate, even tho... Deus Pita was seen at the end of Code Vein. Like c'mon, it's a missed opportunity... It could be a good plotstory for GE4.

9:50 I mean, at least he's getting his spin-off series.

6:32 i only guess its from digimon survive and holy shit that game its fuck up D:

8:25 Dokibird played *The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog* on April Fools Day this year, was SO much fun! Doki used her tomato model, she tried to do voices for every single character, the official Sonic the Hedgehog channel owned by SEGA dropped by for the stream and said “What a great day to be alive and not dead!”, it was great 🤣

Man Lord Fardquad got a huge glow up ever since he was Isekai to dragons dogma.😺

@markguyton2868

2 ай бұрын

Via a dragon out of all things as well...

@samflood5631

2 ай бұрын

So who is Lord Fardquad’s Main Pawn?

Knuckles: Do you know the way? - Who cares? Ugandan Knuckles? Do U No Da Wae? - WOOT BEST MEME!

10:21 This reminds me of that time when Lucahjin increased the jiggle physics on her model and her booba did a somewhat similar thing!

I was playing the Digimon TCG while watching this when the agumon meme came up. My memory setter is an agumon and I was playing Shinegreymon. I drew into two Agumon back to back when that popped up.

7:22 the internet: puritan and vice ridden. like, the the blind spots of a microwave

Noble: "No one likes playing support" Me, a Medic main: Haha, well no...

2:42 me and my friend are true dwarves we build into the mountains and covered everything in chiseled stone and gems! ...there was that one time we found a cow and I was left alone for a little two long...there was so much cake it was like I plucked a piece straight out of candy land! Covering every block I could spy! My beard brother was not amused, dinner that night was beef...maybe I shouldn't have covered his bed in cake too?

so theres group of people arguing that stellar blades character design harms or will harm women, claiming that men will be influienced by the game to objectify and mistreat women... anyone that supports this argument supports cencoring or banning games that include shooting, any games that include any violence of any kind, becuase your advocating that peopel are so hopelesly molded and controled by the media they consume that they will act it out, if your attacking stellar blade for this then your the same kind of wacko that those old polititions that want to ban shooting games cuase they think in theyre total ignorence of not only games but people that shooting games turn people into killers... and if your the kind of person that thinks that then i pitty you, but get out of sociaties way.

@addison_v_ertisement1678

2 ай бұрын

*you're *their

@shardinhand1243

2 ай бұрын

@@addison_v_ertisement1678 not gonna remember dont care ^^

@zeldaprincessgirl100

2 ай бұрын

I'm a woman, that's what i like to draw, it's fun, I'd get put on a stick and be burned lol I've known more women who would draw female characters sexy, and they themselves are quite degenerates lol

@zeldaprincessgirl100

2 ай бұрын

And my comment got deleted, thanks KZread. As i said, I'm a woman, that's what i like to draw, if i was in charge of making a game, you know damn well I'm enchancing certain features of female characters 😂

@shardinhand1243

2 ай бұрын

@@zeldaprincessgirl100 and anyone that would go on to blaim you or the art you make in anyway for women getting hurt irl would be a crazy idiot. how realistic or unrealistic art is, is no-ones goddamn business, all art is acceptable.

I'm all for 2b and Eve, I will just stand behind them from a distance and admire the view.

@samflood5631

2 ай бұрын

I understand too. A lot of beautiful and hot female video game characters get hated on by people either from Tumblr or Twitter because they’re jealous of them. Here are some examples Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 Cordelia and Sumia from Fire Emblem Awakening Dorothea from Fire Emblem Three Houses Leliana, Morrigan and Isabella from Dragon Age

@Zombie-Hunter

2 ай бұрын

@@samflood5631 Wtf is wrong with people these days? We used to worship beauty, and now this crap is happening!

@samflood5631

2 ай бұрын

@@Zombie-Hunter It's like these people are so insecure about their own looks, they had to take it out on fictional characters.

2:01 So true. 5:54 So the tables have turned Link. 7:03 These people that are trying to cancel big thigh and big booba characters are EVIL!

We need some Princess Peach Showtime memes here

So talking to people in Genshin will get you off.... That's rather interesting information 😂😂😂

i was not expecting to see the old mario comic at the end there

I sigh heavily at myself having thought of this pun "The Legend of Zelda: A Twink to the Past"... I hate me too.

"He's trying to adjust his nuts" You get a like just for that pun

Code Vein is an underrated Souls Like

If i remember right, there was some drama around 2B, but it was relegated to ResetEra and some Twitter feminists being mad about 2B's proportions. Unfortunately for Stellar Blade, because the trailers focused on certain ASSpects, it was like bashing a hornet's nest of armchair activists looking for something to whine about

Imagine if Mojang actually stepped up their game and actually put some gosh darn effort into Minecraft, because the April Fools Updates, were the only good updates since 2011... and they weren't even actual updates. The amount of effort they put into some of the april fools updates, makes you question the extreme laziness they otherwise have in spades.

7:35 I remember that from Yakuza 3. I laughed when I saw that in the PS3 version of the game.

noble talks about chino knowing mario 64 like a parent who only knows one thing their kid likes

About Game Developers and April Fools, you mentioned The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog right? In the Love Live community, that was a thing too. Where things started as a joke, but the people liked the joke so much it became a real thing.

6:47 it also look like markeplier

Noble saying "konoychi" instead of kunoichi made me laugh far harder than it should have...

I didnt know you played code vein that game is fricken amazing

1:09 Oh geez! I completely forgot about that!

I like playing "Support" in the EDF games as Air-raider

@Suzduko667

2 ай бұрын

Given the air quotes, I'm guessing you, as TheRussianBadger put it, triple up on items specifically designed to put stadium-sized craters into the Earth?

@parkersmith8711

2 ай бұрын

@@Suzduko667 I mean don't give me those weapons if you don't want me to use them

"They'll come around" Sure we do😎☕

Noble:The fact that you can chose between the man and the bear is hilarious Me:no is not hilarious... Is HiLarian!

You claim no one likes playing support in games, yet here I stand a direct contradiction of this claim. In all seriousness I like playing support because I enjoy helping people and the thanks I get for doing so is a wonderful bonus.

I remember reading Nerf Now! I really enjoyed it, but I stopped reading several years ago.

I remember the old April Fools joke about the Zelda CDi games being remade/remastered. And then years later, it really happened for real. Thus we now have Arzette the Jewel of Faramore.

If you like Code Vain try God Eater they are set in the same universe i was hyped when i found that out sense i love God Eater so much

Sick jacket

@Dazzle4U-qm9cg

2 ай бұрын

Fr

Ayo...gotta go back to Code Vein now...for testing purposes... Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

@ashurad_fox5991

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I gotta finish the bad ending as well... Since I did the true ending first, and did the neutral ending on my ng+

Shadow = Vegeta Tails = Krillin

0:40 Isabelle: "Keep the change, you filthy animal"

@aurafighter4nathan583

2 ай бұрын

🥺 Didnt like that one. No likes. Poor Isabelle 😢

@TBoneTony

2 ай бұрын

@@aurafighter4nathan583 I think the joke got lost. It was a reference to Home Alone where the boy Kevin gave some cash to pay for the pizza, he couldn't get the right change so he made the TV recorder of the movie say the quote "Keep the Change" to tell the Pizza Boy that he could keep the cash because Kevin didn't want to have to open the door to receive the change. Thus when Isabelle fell on the floor and smashed, it reminded me of those old Piggy Banks that you would put money in and then break them when you needed to coins later on.

@aurafighter4nathan583

2 ай бұрын

@@TBoneTony I know that! I’m talking about poor Isabelle, you filthy animal

@aurafighter4nathan583

2 ай бұрын

@@TBoneTony Stop replying to me. I’m already in pain

So I main Jak in Gears of War 5 Horde mode, which is a dedicated healer/support character with basically no offensive ability. Technically I have a really short range electric shock and a posession ability that has a cool down that lasts about three eons. But honestly it's some of my favourite gameplay ever as I'm flying around stimming my teammates and trolling the locusts (swarm, whatever) like some invisible robotic gremlin. I'm replenishing their ammo so they can mag dump into the mutated armoured dinosaur charging our way. I'm repairing the defense's and gobbling up dropped weapons to skiddle back to my level 4 forge I've pushed outside of the level geometry. And I have the healing beam upgrade that gives it extra range and goes through walls. So I'm sitting behind a concrete wall making my teammate invincible as they stand in the open and laughs as the entire hoard are just blasting them from every angle. It's like a fireworks show. Plus, it feels really good to do all forty (fifty?) waves on nightmare and have like three dozen revives of each of my squad mates. I really did something and contributed more than I could have by just adding another rifle to those already pointing down range.

Nice jacket man

I feel so seen. I too want a code vein sequel...so damn bad

Yo, cool jacket

on the topic of good april fools from gaming. yakuza like a dragon was born off a april fool joke

I have been using "The sky" as an instant reply to being asked "what's up" for about 20 years... I am not a dad.

The Agumon Meme is from Digimon Survive... which is basically a Shin Megami game in a Digimon skin, at least as far as story goes... but god is it a good game.

Hey watching 3 or more health bars going up and down beats watching the boss health slowly trickle down okay. Besides, they're so happy when they win

did you know about Bloodborn Kart? (well now its named nightmare kart) it STARTED as an april fools joke

1:36 pov: the creek