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Also read somewhere that he writes everything down so he can figure out where in time he is, dont think its worked out for him yet.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

The book on his staff in fact!

@OriginalGazGoose

Жыл бұрын

@@SandmanofTerra glorified walking stick*

@leatcanned

Жыл бұрын

where the heck am i?

@freakkyser

Жыл бұрын

​@@leatcanned * when the heck am I?

@TheKenji2221

Жыл бұрын

​@@freakkyser * Who the hell am I ?

"One day Tzeench was scheming" is the beginning of every story about Tzeench lmao

I always liked Kairos more than the other greater daemons of other gods. Khorne just has big red angry guys, Nurgle has fat green coughing guys, Slaanesh has naked purple guys. They all are just mini versions of their gods. But Kairos has something special, he can do something even Tzeentch can't do and has an ability that Tzeentch WANTS. I think that's really interesting and differentiates him from the standard "minion/boss" dynamic.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

He's also my favourite of the 4!

@goldietheswagbear8288

Жыл бұрын

I don't really think tzeentch really wants what Kairos has, since Kairos is batshit insane, not being able to see the present would do that to someone And Kairos is loyal so tzeentch pretty much already has his ability

@SuperJosteen

Жыл бұрын

why don't tzeentch just reabsorb him then? greater daemons are just a shard of their respective gods after all.

@BeforeThisNovember

Жыл бұрын

@@clurosencrans3871this is absolutely wild and I’m here for it

@phrogman459

Жыл бұрын

Tzeench is my second least favorite chaos god behind Slannesh but i absolutely adore Kairos and love the lords of change model

Tzeentch: Kairos what’s going on? Kairos: I don’t know!

@ulrickguiliman4810

Жыл бұрын

Sororitas: Are you a genestealer? "Yes.... No" Sororitas: I knew it! *Lunges at him, yandere like* "Not the face! Not the face!"

@PurpleHeartE54

11 ай бұрын

@@ulrickguiliman4810 "I am Kairos, Vizir of Tzeentch, ask Me anything, but be advised: One Head speaks the truth, and the other lies."

Kairos is that internet browser with 17 tabs open while 4 are frozen and he has no idea where the music is coming from

@aceofspadesklan8737

9 ай бұрын

I shed a tear reading this😂

The funniest thing ever was when Lion el Johnson punched him in the face n asked if he saw it coming l

@justmichael468

Жыл бұрын

Lmao what a chad

@seandunbar7364

Жыл бұрын

Gotta love him

@some_shitposting_idiot3023

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't that curze?

@willcruikshank7972

Жыл бұрын

@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 he stabbed Curze

There's also the thing where if you were ask kairos any question, one would always answer correctly while the other one always makes bullshit. Have fun figuring out which one is which

@seal8900

Жыл бұрын

Just ask him “can you see the present?” Or just any question with a known answer.

@magearamil8626

Жыл бұрын

@@seal8900 the problem is he will answer in a riddle, and both his false and his true answers are equally believable, so good luck

@Hyde-dg7ef

Жыл бұрын

@@magearamil8626 there's also the fact that as a greater demon, it's already very dangerous to be even in the vicinity of kairos, so staying around longer just to confirm which one is the liar or truth teller wouldn't do your sanity any good

@dragonsaint9446

Жыл бұрын

Also nowhere is it specified that the same head is always the one telling the truth, he could be switching it around randomly for all we know!

@magearamil8626

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonsaint9446 exactly my first thought when I heard that, that makes it basically useless. Maybe Tzeench himself can get some value (since he knows ALL the present and past)

My man deadass can't see the present but can see ALL the future and is still vulnerable to attacks despite knowing what the attackers will do I almost feel bad for Tzeench

@TheBigAEC

Жыл бұрын

He sees *ALL* FUTURES. EVERY possible and impossible attack at EVERY moment in time making it impossible to prepare for all of them so he's just gotta guess and hope for the best.

@pantherowow77

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheBigAEC Nerd out why don't you. we're all nerd here afterall...

@monkeyorful

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBigAEC But the possible futures are less and less with the hammer approaching his head.

@TheBigAEC

Жыл бұрын

@@monkeyorful but he didn't expect the future where the hammer was a feint and I power fisted him in the cloaca.

@moodyowlproductions4287

Жыл бұрын

Magnus the red"do yourself a favour.... don't"

It's weird how the imperium also has a bird with two heads

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

🤫

@hunglomein8047

Жыл бұрын

Who?

GENESTEALER! (Hit Kairos in the faces)

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

💪💪💪💪

'Did you see this coming?' snarled the Lion as he hammered his half buried sword fully into the nephilla.

Mfw the abstract concept that I'm a part of just yeets me into the absolute beginning of all and I come out unable to see what the fuck is going on rn but what happened right then as well as right to-be.

It's said that noone foresaw the resurrection of Guilliman, makes me think. Did he predicted the resurrection of G-man?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

TRUST IN THE GOD EMPEROR

@dragonsaint9446

Жыл бұрын

Kairos foresaw the day Guilliman rose from his throne, but he also foresaw the day the Armor of Fate failed to save him and the High Lord of Ultramar died at last, and he foresaw the day that a drucharii assassin hidden in Yvraine's retinue cut him down before he could stand, and the day a warp storm swallowed the newly risen Primarch on his journey to Terra, and the day the High Lords refused to bow before Robute catapulting the Imperium into a new civil war, and a trillion, trillion other days before and since. . .

@grincipher8045

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonsaint9446 ah so he could see just an aproximation of the future.

@dragonsaint9446

Жыл бұрын

@@grincipher8045 Not quite, seeing an approximation implies inaccuracy, Kairos sees the future with perfect accuracy, its just that he sees all possible futures at the same time, and without knowledge of the present he cannot eliminate any of them as impossible or even narrow the list as the event draws closer. This makes his predictions kind of useless to anyone but tzeentch, because only a God of Chaos has the near infinite reach and capacity to act on all possible outcomes at once. This is why we get the meme of tzeentch going "just as planned" no matter what happens, because they really can and do plan for every possible outcome.

@some_shitposting_idiot3023

Жыл бұрын

​@@dragonsaint9446 him not having knowledge of the present makes no sense Unless he just forgets everything then he should know exactly where in time he is and when certain events are gonna happen

Yes,no,maybe,who knows,I know,I do not know,I may know, I don't know, I could know, I could not know, I may not know,I may know at all,how could I not know at all, how could I not know ever,I may know at forever and ever more,,change!

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure?

@moodyowlproductions4287

Жыл бұрын

@@SandmanofTerra possibly, probably, I'm sure, I'm unsure,I think I may be right,I think may be wrong, change!

@Crazieyboy15

Жыл бұрын

@@moodyowlproductions4287 Do you wanna think this over a bit more? 🤨

@moodyowlproductions4287

Жыл бұрын

@@Crazieyboy15 I could think it over more,I cannot think it over more,I want to know,I don't want to know,I could be right,I could be wrong,this is true,this is a lie,change

What if Tzeench threw himself in the Well of Eternity?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

He was worried it would kill him

tzeench is the troll God he trolls for the sake of trolling He could win the great game with no effort but that would mean trolling would end witch is just unacceptable

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Bet he's such a dick on twitter

@Echohatesgnomes

Жыл бұрын

@@SandmanofTerra I bet he'd be good friends with trazyn

@rocketlaunch99

Жыл бұрын

Cegorach is true troll God

@todd5640

Жыл бұрын

@@rocketlaunch99 my head canon is that ultimately tzeench saved him to just keep trolling entire galaxy cuz you know Khaine is in pieces and Isha is stuck with Nurgle while that whore munched every other eldar God

Needs to ask if he'll win his next children's card game

Impressive for a galactic calamari

I like the idea I heard somewhere that he didn't really come back, that's just something essentially wearing his skin.

Isn't it strange as this lord of change resembled the 40k Aquila? (I'm going off the theory that Kairos is a Warhammer age of Sigmar character). One head facing the future and the other head facing the past. The "past" head having its eye scratched out so as not to look back to the terrible past (dark age of technology etc). Maybe the emperor of mankind has more ties to the empyrean then the 40k fluff would have you believe. But I love symbolism me, Also being a practicing Pagan, symbols are a huge part of the pantheon belief we follow.

Unrelated but i read in somewhere in a comment that tzech is the only chaos god that able to get their desired primarch Khorne supposed to have sanguinius and slanesh supposed to have khan Do you have an explanation why?

@terriblecompany1588

Жыл бұрын

Nurgle just didn’t want one at all

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

And nurgle wanted Perturabo. Well I guess Tzeetch was always going to be the best at manipulating a demi god to their side

@PrinzAquatic

Жыл бұрын

@@SandmanofTerra yea, but why? Sanguinius red rage? Jagathan???? Speed is more excess than whatever fulgrim is doing? Peterturbo is more resilient and embracing than mortarion?????

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

@@PrinzAquatic sanguinius and jaghatai are loyal. Perturabo hated chaos during the heresy

@Aceshot-uu7yx

Жыл бұрын

@@PrinzAquatic slanesh also wanted sanginius but khan was actually a great artist. His main forms of art were his use of the blade, poetry and calligraphy. My man was an artist. Perturabo was less because he was tough and more because no one wanted mortarian and mortarian got forced into it by typhus, the true chosen one.

nothing better than an ominoiusly hunched, double headed bird who always lies, and in the same time always tells the truth as an right hand and oracle

@Space_Ghost_Hunter

Жыл бұрын

Tzech is probably one of the only people who can hope to discern the lies from truth since he does know 1 half of the equation already

I like this guy since he is a parody of the Imperial Aquila. As well ass The Emperor's arrogance to a lesser extent, in his presumption that he could predict the future. Kairos here actually can, and hes bonkers.

I always laugh with how vague the "can see the future and the past, but not the present" is. Okay, so, what if we can say he can see a milisecond into the future, oooh ooh, or what about a nanosecond etc, then he'd basically be seeing the present right?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

You've hacked it mate

In all the artwork I see, I seem to notice a two headed bird on much of the Imperium's armour. And I think of Kairos every time.

Funny playing warhammer 40k rogue trader and I meet him at the start of the game and he was going on about fate and I had no clue at all he was suppose to be a house hold name

Yeeting your underlings for fun and profit!

Frijoles!

Ive also heard a few people say that Tzeentch isnt 100 percent sure that the thing that came out of the well was truly kiros

One day Tzeench was Scheming *ONE DAY*

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

In a land far far away

Definitely my favorite chaos Champion

Oh so THATS where the giga birb came from.

That doesn't seem like a much of a problem. The present is infinitisimally small. Eventual moments of the present are basically nothing and practically indistinguishable from the next moment (the future) and the previous moment (the past).

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

You've hacked it

this reminds me of The Smirugh from Worm, as she to can see into the future and past, but not the present.

Lol before I heard warhammer terminology I thought this was elden ring vid

In 40k Universe Tzeench is the best Chaos God you could go to if you not into Sex, Drugs, RocknRoll.

One of them hates Skarbrand, the other loves him. (TTS)

I think you’ve changed your profile picture again. Nice! I like it.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Thanks! Yeah been having a play around with things

It’s so sad Tzeench died of ligma.

Kairos sounds like the Aquila.

Bro can’t just see a millisecond into the future

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

You've hacked it

Wait I thought tzeentch threw him in, like unwillingly

If everyone have 0.25 seconds delay reflex, he can see next 1 second to act like super reflex

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

You've hacked it!

Okay, so I’m a but new to 40K fandom, but It’s really starting to seem to me that Tzeentch isn’t so much a schemer. It’s more like he’s just an asshole who happens to be smarter than everyone else. I feel like he’s the type of guy to look at the universe and go “Heh, heh, hey, guys. Wanna see something funny?”, before giving a homeless beggar chocolate milk mix infused with the truth of the infinite cosmo’s. 😑

@epicwaba6424

Жыл бұрын

Tzeentch’s schemes to corrupt the primarch Magnus were certainly complex. Tzeentch had Magnus, completely and utterly, from before he had even arrived on Prospero. The planet’s previous civilization had been subtly manipulated into Tzeentch worship, and they constructed an artifact that Magnus studied to learn to channel his psychic power. This formed the baseline culture for his studies, and the Thousand Sons later. Magnus was practicing Tzeentchian magic before he had met a single Space Marine.

what if both version of tzeentch (40k and aos) threw kairos in at the same time ,hence why one can see the future and the past

The architect of fate…changer of ways…blue bird wizard….The Great god goes by many names….or does he? What is a name anyway? Is it merely a falsehood? Do you even know your real name or has someone swapped it out, and everyone else just goes along?

And that's assuming the story is true, because this is a servant of the Lord of Lies after all.

When they say he is blind in the present, does that mean he really can't see what's in front of him or something? Like a real blind person?

...bird up

The Top G Lion El Jonson put him in his place. Like Kairos couldn't even see the Future what was to come when Top G Lion El Jonson stab him and told him. Did you see that. I belive Kairos would clap any primarch. Dorn, Gulliman,Vulcan ect. But Not Lion El Jonson

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Im a sucker for a great quip also

Still don't know why Tzeentch couldn't just mutate him another head.

My question for Kairos. So, are splitting headaches twice as bad now?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

😂

Bruh should have asked for third head that stays in the present

Trying to comprehend how you can be blind to the present, while know all that has happened and all that will happen. And also when in this does the present stop being present and becomes to past and therefore know about it, and when does the future become the present so you don't know about it

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

😂

@crispysatyr0355

Жыл бұрын

You see, its because he is seeing an INFINITE amount of possibilities, he might be fighting a Primarc while looking at a future where he suddenly turns into an anime girl.

Not only is kairos the greatest lord of change but I think he's the only one with two heads which makes him even more unique and his equipment is even different than a typical greater daemon of tzeentch being a lord of change.

Wait so was one head only speaking truth and the other head only speaking lies just a TTS gag?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

I believe that is also referenced in the lore

Somehow Kairos returned

He can see the future but not the present?😂

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Indeed!

Does he steal genes?

I think he has bad memory.

Wait a minute... A 3 headed avian creature with wings. Is this somehow connected to the aquila imperialis?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

2 headed, and could be!

@epicwaba6424

Жыл бұрын

All according to plan.

Doesn't he know what happend 1 second in the past and what will happen second in the future ? present is a tiniest amaunt of time imaginable so this should not be that much of a problem for him

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

You've hacked it

B E A N S

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

On toast?

@dafish8492

Жыл бұрын

@@SandmanofTerra Why did this translate as 'in a room?' lmao

Ngl I read his name as Kairos Fartweaver.... lmao

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

😂

Oh sheesh, did they retcon that one head speaks the truth, and the other lies? That used to be how Kairos worked.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Still the same

@epicwaba6424

Жыл бұрын

I imagine he still does this, but just out of choice. Tzeentch loves his riddles. I also like the idea that it’s not always the same head, sometimes they swap roles.

He is not just a huge danger to everyone but also himself.

Wait a minute. Didn't one of you lore people say that the past, future and present are all perpetually happening at the same time in the warp? How does he not know the future, if the future is currently happening?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

It's a good point, it's all very complicated tbh

Tzeentch was scheming? Holy shit, that's not what I'd expect from him!

0:01 Isn't that everyday 😂

30

I thought this made him unkillable also? I'm still new to 40k but I thought this was mentioned somewhere like despite being a forsitted idiot. Nothing can hurt him.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

He does get beaten multiple times in the lore

@thecinnamonguy5127

Жыл бұрын

@@SandmanofTerra good to know. Thank you

Isn’t tzeench always scheming

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Always

So send Kairos to Khorn The Khorn kill Kairos

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Dead chicken

BEANs

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

And jacket potatoes?

@philliprhodes2046

Жыл бұрын

@@SandmanofTerra yes

Yea ok but if you can see both past and future cant you just look slightly into the futer as in a second or 2 and do the same of the past and then take the middle ground? I mean the present is a very short fucking window anyways

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

You've hacked it mate

Him being blind to the present makes no sense He's already seen the present when it was the future So unless he just forgets then he should know what is happening

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

You've hacked it!

That doesn’t make any sense if you know past and future how are you not able to something about it

Stop the time, and he is blind

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