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@Hexagonius-js8tl

8 ай бұрын

This one will be fun, looking forward to it!

@horvathvilmos9641

8 ай бұрын

Is this on Rathnir or Eldham?

@tannerm2706

8 ай бұрын

hello stoney

@Stoneworks

8 ай бұрын

hello Tanner@@tannerm2706

@Stoneworks

8 ай бұрын

this be on Rathnid@@horvathvilmos9641

I am the last remaining arxellan on stoneworks, so i experienced this entire journey from start to finish. When the civil started I was there bombing roads and murdering Portusburg citizens. But eventually when Kartek betrayed Ferro and he moved to Rohel, I as his most loyal servant followed him. I then quickly rose trough the ranks becoming the military leader of Rohel and leading with Komui and Ferro at my side the argueably bloodiest battle in the civil war, the battle of Moonburg. I am kinda sad that it didn't get that much coverage because it was by far the biggest battle of the civil war and the most important. Oh and to any one who knows me Hello!

@c4_s3y94

8 ай бұрын

Hello! I took a break from minecraft and Arxella not long before the unification, almost became the minister of defense n all. I also used to run Vosokogrod :) Renovated multiple buildings I still have my original Arxella Shield

@swisscheeze8594

8 ай бұрын

Hey! Im a new stoneworks player, and I actually picked up a book on Rohels history from market 55. I live in the wester corner of Kartek, in a city built on an old battlefield, presumably from the civil war. I mourn the loss of rohel, seems like they were cool peeps.

@dimaneywasistdasjetzt

8 ай бұрын

@@swisscheeze8594 we're still here, just in ecclesia!

@lucasdegamers

8 ай бұрын

Cool, I still own the claim of an Arxellan town, Mytharos. So if you ever decide to return I would be happy to have you there!@@c4_s3y94

@electross5866

8 ай бұрын

Hiya lucas glad to see you are well

It’s good to see Sparwood still living up to its reputation of being the drunken bar fight of the stoneworks server

@mightyx5441

8 ай бұрын

'Irish'

@reaprwap

8 ай бұрын

No shut up SPARWOOD GIGA!!!

@petros8478

8 ай бұрын

If your a christian. you need to repent of your sins PLZ

@dimaneywasistdasjetzt

8 ай бұрын

this was 2 years ago, but still true

@rileynoonan1355

8 ай бұрын

The Palaris bombings aren’t appreciated enough

'The Grand Clusterfuck of-' is such an awesome title for any stretch of land. You kind of want it to appear in real life history sometimes. "And thus began the 100 year Grand Clusterfuck era of Japan!"

@brogot420

8 ай бұрын

That was just what Juno (the person who used to make all the maps) called it because she was getting so many conflicting reports about what was actually going on there lmao

@theducknamednewepicla9507

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@KaiHung-wv3ul

8 ай бұрын

1494-1537, the Grand Clusterf*ck of Italy.

Current King of the Rohelians, leader of the duchy of Ekhiniir, I joined in November 2021, became part of the then basically non-existent town of Moonburg, which boomed to 60 people in a month and immediately experienced the pain and suffering of Sparwood as the Karteki forces raided the town like a fun side job. I love everyone of the people, Arxellan, Gertek or Rohelian, just all of Kartek. All the homies love each other. Thank you guys for the amazing experience we created, and may we continue to annoy others. Heder til Rohel. Long live Kartek Shitposting.

@roboticauthor9533

8 ай бұрын

High from a long dead Vostok Resident!

@sinnon3382

8 ай бұрын

First king of the Rohelians here, Depressed over not being invited to Barend's harem :C Heder til Rohel (I love how y'all claimed my Swedish identity for your catchphrase lmao)

@petros8478

8 ай бұрын

If your a christian. you need to repent of your sins PLZ

@sinaasappelsap1749

8 ай бұрын

The first and only prince of Rohel here, love to rohel and the times we've been through and forever hate to Kartek🫡🫡 Heder til Rohel 🌹 - Testy

@axpa2771

8 ай бұрын

Good Old Days, thanks for being a big part of the fun. I miss you all!

Imagine you're a vet from Afghanistan You just game back from your job and sat down to play some Minecraft.....then end up getting deployed in Minecraft Afghanistan

I love how the flag gets progressively bloodier RULE KARTEK

This all (kinda) started because someone was upset that their property was taken by a rival lord. The butterfly effect is real.

Damn I've wanted this video for so long. I remember helping Fozco occupy the throne room as de-facto leader of the town guard. I remember fighting at the Battle of Portusburg against Wrog. I remember attending Sinnon's wedding and the awesome afterparty. I remember becoming Crown Lord of Arxella (Lansi) under RGBStarship and for a short time, being the Tzar. I remember seeing KLA Militants cresting a hill outside my town and giving them potions as they passed by cheering on their way to some enemy target. I remember fighting the Caliphate at Moonburg, unable to stop the tide of militants. What an incredible game.

@petros8478

8 ай бұрын

If your a christian. you need to repent of your sins PLZ

Man, we joked so much about this video. I first joined sw in october of 2021 and immediately got a dm from wrog to join portusburg. (Yes that was how he got his population). 2 weeks later he would start his rebelion, I initially planned to side with wrog but ended up going with sinnon and the other folks. Man what a good choice that was, we quickly became a group of close friends, built our nation together and eventually lost it. We still remained friends after that, played games, talked. I still have contact with most people from that time barring a few notable exceptions. This was a wild experience, and the fact that we are coming back to Eirenthorn is even wilder, once most of the population quite during the Great Sparwood War I never thought we would come back, yet here we are lmao. Thank you guys for these amazing 2 years, we earned this video. (I would like to end this by saying that every single member, besides one, of the initial Rohelian High Council were members of a secret organization I created. I was the only member not to become part of the first council. I later joined but it was just a few weeks before the kartek invasion so I couldn't do much).

@sinaasappelsap1749

8 ай бұрын

Who was the one that wasn't in the secret organisation

@libinha8130

8 ай бұрын

Karma, rohel's martial (that couldn't pvp lmao)@@sinaasappelsap1749

I joined portusburg like 3 days before the throne room incident and ended up joining rohel. I spied for rohelians on every single nation that took our land, attacked our citizens, plundered our coffers. I am Tech the Botender, Elkhiniir and rohels resident cryptid. Also the Grand clusterfuck of kartek was so fucking amazing because at that point no single person knew what the fuck was happening in the clusterfuck that is sparwood Heder til Rohel ave ecclesia long live the kavir

And now the “Thievocracy of Charm” has united the Kartek lands and Fjellheim. Let’s see how long that lasts…

@devaneyjohn5349

8 ай бұрын

"Thievocracy"-so it's an Oligarchy then. Those can be... stable-ish as long as they avoid the trappings of feudalism.

@swisscheeze8594

8 ай бұрын

​@@devaneyjohn5349mayhaps, but this is also sparwood were talking about

@devaneyjohn5349

8 ай бұрын

@@swisscheeze8594 Minecraft: Balkans edition.

@thegamingteen44mc5

8 ай бұрын

Honestly, i am betting on its collapse. Its almost guaranteed that something like this would occur. Don’t expect thing to last on that one continent. Meanwhile the continent im on cycles between chaos and stability every few months

@morriganlynham4964

8 ай бұрын

@@devaneyjohn5349kleptocracy

The good old days the random disolvement of frosterium was because i got married and no one could pick a succesor so we just disbanneded until after my honeymoon weeks later i miss when wars where fun Ferro was the best rival i ever had

@ambroisep.p8706

8 ай бұрын

There will be better times ahead without the hands

@SuperPresidentBeefbroth

8 ай бұрын

Congrats on the marriage

As a guy who joined Kartek, settled in Voskograd and left the game just before the war started, this has came as a shock.

This is the problem when you try to make diplomacy with kartek as a stoneworks fjellheim diplomat it is a tough job💀

@ferbez9234

8 ай бұрын

Ironically Kartek and Fjellheim are now in union lmfao

@spartanboi4446

8 ай бұрын

I know I guess it’s ok because we can focus on internal growth

@spartanboi4446

8 ай бұрын

and now the king wants to kick me because I said I don’t like the merge

@spartanboi4446

8 ай бұрын

😭

@ferbez9234

8 ай бұрын

@@spartanboi4446 what's wrong with the merge?

It's stories like these, and the stoneworks server itself that really inspires me to wanna make my own SMP server.

This was a great journey, thanks portusburg for all the memories

i love the small detail of making the flag more bloodier

Please keep making more videos. The history of this Minecraft world is so cool

Haha, I remember that me and wrog emptied all the chests with his riches and tranferred them into my home city Wolfsfels in the east of the Frosterium. He got there asylum. The rebels looked forward so much to loot his stuff and it was awesome to see them disappointed in their Livestream, while they desperately searched for the things. Good times XD

Oh my god, the Gilbert Gottfried cameo. I miss that man. Rest in peace, beautiful.

You should make a video about aetheria. It surprisingly has a very long history and played a major role in the uldarashi civil war. If needed I can give all the details about it's course of history

Yeah there have been a few more rebellions after this XD

@Stoneworks

8 ай бұрын

yeah it's funny, the current state where Kartek was underwent literally the exact same Frosterium invasion a second time as I was making this lmao also hello Void :wave:

hello, I am the one and only Wrog. I currently reside in walhalla.

Question 1 - FitMC & Historia Civilis Question 2 - Cicero's Finest Hour (44 to 43 B.C.E.)

Would you consider the possibilty of a video exploring the history of piracy on the server? I see and hear the occasional reference to pirate states and 'The War of The Black Flag', but as someone who enjoys classic carribean piracy, i was curious how it went on Stoneworks.

sparwood is like the balkans of stoneworks

It was cool being part of the Gertek hoard

Views are starting to go up! Keep at it! 😄

Nice video, was a long time coming

Another beautifully crafted video of gore and violence. I love it.❤❤

"Grand Clusterf2ck of Kartek" I can't stop laughing as soon as I heard that

imagine being some guy who died in the taiping rebellion or something and seeing it recreated in a block game

I love the detail of Kartek flag gets more bloodier and bloodier as war continue

The history behind it kinda becomes a bit uncomfortable. But great vid

@Stoneworks

8 ай бұрын

Perhaps, you’ve realized the point?

Now THIS is what you should learn in history lessons in school!

1. Historia Civillis, FitMC 2. Cicero’s finest hour (44 to 43 B.C.E

I could not have joined a better place in Stoneworks. Heder til Rohel!

Keep it up! Can’t wait to go back and play but my Mac’s broken 😢

Drachs former deputy here. I was part of the carnian government at this time (a state in aldovir) and i do fondly remember these days. Like the state my then leader was sponsoring, my state was recovering from an absolute mess. And then the alteniquia war happened and with kartek support, it was glorious. Thing is, drach did use a lot of my policies when restoring carn and at the same time, restoring kartek. The funny thing is, at the time of astyllea, I basically wrote the most infamous text from that period, also my most infamous work on the server, which was basically my interpretation of how astyllea came to be, where i wrote in one chapter that kartek was essentially aldovirs student in a way. Speaking of which, you should definitely make a video on the history of aldovir, especially of sironia and carn, as honestly as someone who actually witnessed a lot of the events in this video and indirectly contributed to some of them, i feel like theres a lot that need to be discussed, and it was these first 5 months of me playing the server (i joined in late august 2021 on my old account) that i remember most fondly

Praise be to Kartek, blessed be our strife

Another win for Kartek gang

@SpiderkillersInc

8 ай бұрын

This is a win?!

@Radonatorr

8 ай бұрын

@@SpiderkillersIncInfidels killed, the land purified, caliphate established, divine will fullfilled. Looks like a win to me

@sosig6445

4 ай бұрын

@@Radonatorr *burning cities behund us* We did it patric we saved Kartek!

Fantastic video

That's just Sparwood baby!

I DID EVER THING CORECTLY, I WAS CORECT

Loved the video @Stoneworks! Can't wait for the next video man! Kartek looks like Rathnir's Answer to The Islamic Republic of Iran while Bardonia is the Former Yugoslavia, Jesus God Almighty! Parody of a Certain song for Bardonia (if you know, you know)..... *Dandejerija! Bardonac sam Berkija!* Me: *Looks at the Time* "Oh Boy! Time for another Round of Peacekeeping Forces! I'll have to grab the Girls of Azur Lane and Girls und Panzer to help support this!" Stoney: *Gives me a Weird look* "Bro! What the Actual Fu---?!?!?" *We'll be Right Back Meme* Let me know what you think about this man and I'll catch you in your next video! Surviving Kartekians, How are things over in your Part of Rathnir since these very events occurred?

glad to see this video finally got made! buktenbyen ftw

oversimplified, stoneworks with a head History of the three kingdoms - oversimlified

"War makes men mad!"

Please make a video on the old azuria/yestanbull area it has some very good history to it

I've been playing on this server for like 3 years and I JUST realized y'all had a channel on yt 💀

@Stoneworks

8 ай бұрын

Other way around, I have a server. The channel came first

Holy bro the song during the Kartek Caliphate’s arrival actually slaps

Historia Civils, FitMC ciceros finest hour

their leader "tillydangledik" ah yeah the best name

i expected The people of Kartek to revolt against Aldovir

FitMC, Historia Civilis Cicero's Finest Hour

I remember when we took back Portusburg, I had my mic muted my whole time 💀

Question 1 :James Tullos and Fitmc 2: World building notes

Shouldve added how Krigor trolled Barend and GBN fr

I saw FitMC. That’s cool.

Dang it feels that this great nation had so much rebellion people and very sad that they are fighting their own people but they do say that it is a cannon event

Love Preyella

@-Cookie-122

8 ай бұрын

AVE PREYELLA

LOOK MA I'M FAMOUS! /Sinnon

We just gonna ignore “Timmy Dangle Dik”

This reminds me of a server i used to play on until eventually me and the others decided to make it a meuseum fro a long by gone age it was like this one here it had around 70 people regularly i cant remember its name now but i remember i set up my own fortress city state in a snowy mountain island with like 12 other people at first over time many more would hoin and we had 4 wars over all in our city state the first was a minor naval war after we figured out how to make redstine boats and we raided other places and blew up cities then the second war was big there where 3 factions we where in a small one and would regularly do raids on other cities and there was one massive seige where we made entire missiles thw third war was another massive one as an extension of the old one only this time the city state i made had like 30 people in much more than the other times so we formed a major army and recked havoc until we had out mainland sieged we fired everything at them until the walls finnaly where broken in by a group that fired a big tnt cannon when the wall fell we genuinely went mad it was epic we massacrwd the enenemy horsemen rushing in from thier boats entil we ran o of weapons and escaped on a boat then the lat war we came back to our island weak and small we retook it with little resistance but the enemy reinforcee fast and we fought until the end eveyone died and the entire mega fort fell into a chias of rubble and fire we went Paraguay mode and blew up everything in a final attempt to fight until there was nothing left once it was reduced to a few obsidian blocks left we decided to just rush everything until we had compleye collapse it was fun and i wiuld like to have a masisve war like that again but minecraft to me has serously changed since then

Some subcontinental regions will be like certain towns certain villages in some geographical feature map on the

Flashbacks to clan Hispanios 3 sided civil war on 2b2e

FitMC and Historia Civilis Cicero’s Finest Hour

@Stoneworks

8 ай бұрын

DING DING DING THE FIRST TO GET THE SECOND QUESTION!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS INFINICK YOU HAVE WON!!!!!!!

@Infinick2

8 ай бұрын

@@Stoneworks IGN: Infinick

I LOVE STONEWORKS RAHHHHHH!!

TimmyDangleDik took me tf out at 1:26

@SirMasonic

2 ай бұрын

stop dangledicking

Finally some sparwood video

Tl;dr: kartek has been in peace for as short as the United States, and has had more revolutions than France

Cool vid

I might be in the ruins of the castle right now, but i forgot what he said the faction was named. Its called NisArkhall and the faction is vasterien

1) Historia Civilis, FitMC 2)Cicero's Finest Hour (44 to 43 B.C.E.)

This server format generates cool stories, but holy crap it must be unfun to play. Imagine having to deal with dozens of other people and their bullshit for months at a time.

@Stoneworks

7 ай бұрын

It’s usually totally fine, but the events this video examines are exactly how you describe it. I looked at this story because it was such a pressure cooker with the people involved.

@BIGESTblade

7 ай бұрын

@@Stoneworks I mean, it's totally realistic. It's just that Minecraft is what you normally play to get that kind of stuff out of your head. How the hell do you even enforce your authority in this game when everyone just respawns? Boy, I don't envy the nobles' jobs.

@BIGESTblade

7 ай бұрын

@@Stoneworks Yeah, I guess I got now idea how any of this works. I wish this was a thing back around 2013 or so, when I still played the game. Fun to watch though after you get past the cringe of Minecraft politics.

@wrog268

7 ай бұрын

that is the most fun part about politics dealing with bullshit of people it gives a great perspective of irl life. And some trivia ferro is the worst person to deal with by a 1000 miles.

@BIGESTblade

7 ай бұрын

@@wrog268 Politics in itself is decidedly not fun. Have you ever been in a situation when you are trying to do something cool, but you need someone's help to get it done but they are being deliberately uptooth and difficult simply because they happen to have what you need and therefore are trying to get a better price? That's pretty much what politics is about. I actually have experience with managing proper RPG groups and let me tell you, being responsible for getting everyone together to do pretty much anything is really unfun experience.

Does the Nether exist in Rathnir and Eldham and if so are there any nations solely based there, or does it play host to colonies of the overworld nations or is it just used for fast travel and resource mining?

Rip Gilbert the Great of Rohel! 🌹

I have visited portusburg and met someone and the population is now 2 and we one of them didn’t live there when it was still populated.

@rooseveltserrano4051

7 ай бұрын

I don’t know about the other

Oh hey, that's me!

Question 1- Historia Civilis and FItMC Question 2- Artifexian

Hey im AconM4ster 😁😁

Nutty history

how do you make those battle map animations? could you make a toterial>

caesar crosses the rubicon as yet another answer for 2

1. UsefulCharts and Technoblade 2. Useful Charts history of Vancouver

Question 1 - FitMC & Historia Civilis Question 2 - Caesar Marches on Rome (49 B.C.E.)

Oversimplified,FitMC Oversimplified- Three Kingdoms

Show Love to Preyella stoneyyy

@isikus

8 ай бұрын

YEA

@j1sh8

8 ай бұрын

how about no

@Preyella

8 ай бұрын

@@j1sh8 shush

@j1sh8

8 ай бұрын

no@@Preyella

@Preyella

8 ай бұрын

@@j1sh8 how about yes

Historia Civlis, FitMC Ciceros finest hour

Will you be covering the clone war?

Historia civil wars and FitMC Redfirex "Starting minecrafts deadliset civil war

Question 1 - FitMC & Historia Civilis Question 2 - The Assassination of Julius Caesar (The Ides of March, 44 B.C.E.)

Wrogs final ominous warning goes kinda hard ngl

All praise Saint Gottfried, may he rest in peace!

The Khartek Federation was kinda like the HRE (Holly Roman Empire) beacouse it was there and all that stuff...but somebody can bethray you at any time

Answer 1: FitMC and Historia Civilis Answer 2: Historia Civilis

1. Historia Civilis, MagicGum 2. Ciceros Finest Hour

Can i make a reaction video out of this? As a Mongolian this video is really inspiring☺❤

can't believe i didn't see this video