Fat Dave was a hero who was willing to sacrifice his body for the greater good. He's the hero the world deserves, but not the one it need right now.

@bravobear1844

4 жыл бұрын

Yooooooo I just watched The Dark Knight like an hour ago

@aaaaaaaaaa97

4 жыл бұрын

Ripping fat lines keeps the appetite away too.

The fact that Dave was able to slip a comparison of his life to that of Jesus Christ while reminiscing on his fat/ugly/unhealthy days... absolute money. Go pres go

Michaelangelo's editing makes Barstool videos so much better (especially due to quarantine)

Michael Angelo steals the show again! Bravo!!

@chrisbrown2668

4 жыл бұрын

this kid is on fire

The edting on this was on point with the references and cuts... And ofc it was our man Michaelangelo!

@nanox25x

4 жыл бұрын

Mikey

I was thinking the whole time "is Michael Angelo doin these edits??" then at the end got the shout out. So good

Here’s the lesson kids. Start doing drugs and you’ll become skinnier, better looking, and more successful.

@jamesdaymord4132

4 жыл бұрын

which one ?

@nollieflipcrook

4 жыл бұрын

James Daymord adderall

@nollieflipcrook

4 жыл бұрын

James Daymord any upper for that matter. Portnoys DOC is def adderall tho.

@jamesdaymord4132

4 жыл бұрын

@@nollieflipcrook but long term side effect will fuck him up?

@nollieflipcrook

4 жыл бұрын

James Daymord idk I never said anything about that

Best part is the Dave buying Candy photo that he denies remembering lmfao, I was crying when he's smirking at that moment.

I'm glad for Dave. Coming out of the closet not only allowed him to be the confident gay man he is today, but also gave him motivation to get in shape. Well, that and the coke and the adderall.

@PD-we8vf

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Haynes yes. Just ask Feits what Dave and him did in the men’s bathroom at Hurricane Orileys in 2012. Why else did Renne divorce him before his company got huge and he got rich.

@taylorshaw7156

4 жыл бұрын

@@PD-we8vf are they really divorced? I thought only separated

@wq198mnr

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Haynes yes he is gay just tries to keep it low pro because of all the New England bro culture of barstool having to be super masculine.

@Nick2014B

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Haynes He's not lol

@JM-yn8mb

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not even joking, you made me spit out my water all over my shirt...

He's gotten in shape for Debbie

@juampy20102010

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhaahhaa

@ivanheiser207

3 жыл бұрын

true

@gocougs8520

3 жыл бұрын

True. But yuck.

@MrSteelermania

3 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't

you can tell its a michael angelo edit within the first 10 seconds of any video. excellent work as always

Say it with me, Stoolies, ADDIES AND COKE MAKES THE STOOL GO ROUND.

This Dave would lead us through 2020 without question. Rip Fat Davey

@forbin1185

4 жыл бұрын

He was the content king at barstool while I was on lockdown....

@stechnicki12

4 жыл бұрын

@@forbin1185 Hes still walking content regardless but everyone know this was peak Dave in terms of content

@Fidelio558

4 жыл бұрын

RIPip

Editing is so good on this

I've recently started watching Stool Scenes and instantly became addicted to everything Barstool. I have been waiting for a video like this to come out. Digging back to older videos I noticed that the only thing Dave was president of, were the local fast-food restaurants. His body shape was gross, however, the glow up that took place was fucking phenomenal. This guy can run for president for all I fucking know. Props to you. Also, Trysta is like weirdly hot, but not really

@forbin1185

4 жыл бұрын

She has a GREAT body.

@ojuicyfruit

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the lesbian effect

@RandyyLaheyy

Жыл бұрын

DUDE YES FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS ON TRISTA 😂

"I was Vain.... I thought I looked Gooooood!!!!" 😂😂😂

I hope Michael Angelo is getting the recognition he deserves

That blob fish edit🤣

@bobbykeating3398

4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

The more you see Dave, the more you are convinced that you actually know him.

Fat Dave was best Dave

@mattweiner9650

4 жыл бұрын

He actually knew how to treat people kindly

@friedrice69

3 жыл бұрын

100%

6:13 as they are talking about “ugly Dave” they throw in a picture of him straight CRAWLING on the floor ahahahaha omg 😂🤣

One of trista’s best! More like this pls

This is what I needed to get me through this pandemic.

“I have great fashion” but still wears a women’s winter coat for every pizza review

@michaeljensen2269

4 жыл бұрын

Stchick™

The memories... TYFYS Pres

So inspiring man

Whoever put this together deserves a raise. Best shit I’ve ever seen

...Dave...you started taking adderall. Lmao.

when Renee left the doctor definitely upped his addy script

That tight button up shirt looking like a strand of DNA

The man the myth the legend

Ok cmon, they are not going to bring up a large amount of Adderall use daily

@clutchhawks1268

4 жыл бұрын

@Vytautas Borisas Lol

Adderall does wonders for the body lol

This is great

The KID Michael Angelo made a well deserved appearance

Ugly Dave walked, so Barstool could run.. Or you could say, Ugly Dave ate, so Barstool could feast.

It’s absolutely fair that he gets to enjoy the glow up!!

I’m crying. This was literally inspiring though 😂

Thumbs up for the Prez reaction to Michael Angelo.

1:41 Pres looks exactly like the Zucc

@PD-we8vf

4 жыл бұрын

Nope. He looks like Tom from MySpace.

"Get me in the living room, and.....I can overwhelm somebody!" They'll put that on your tombstone, Dave

1:41 Mark Zuckerberg receiving his ordered pizza

Thank you. This is a great public service for fans of the Pres.

Pat's was your go-to pizza 🍕? I'm glad your taste buds matured!

This should be motivating to those trying to lose weight or just improve their appearance. Good stuff

Motivation

I totally understand the feeling of fat ugly and gross😪😔 I have MS and the body doesn't move like the mind tries to tell it so I just end up flat on my face. Divorce is something that causes weight loss, I got super skinny after mine but not in a healthy way. I kept it off for almost 10 years. I was sick and had several surgeries and gained weight from not being active, I spent most of my time healing up. The good news is any organ you don't need it to live, I don't have so that shits over! MS took over back then and I have been in the battle of my life with my own body, I realized just because your skinny or got money, that's not what truly makes you happy through life. Its friends and family but the friends you concider family are the key to happiness and having fun, making every moment count is what you smile about in the end. When we start a story with a smile and a chuckle, you know that was an epic time in your life you will never forget! That's what counts

cocaine is one hell of a drug, dave knew the rules.

@jbloun911

Жыл бұрын

You know those rules

Dave looks at Michael Angelo with remorse because he knows MA has the power to overtake him.

I was trying to figure out where I knew him from besides the internet but I vaguely remember Bill Murray referring to him during a sketch, I think as a comedy writer? So maybe he had something to do with SnL for a while

Thx 4 the laugh

Super Dave!!!!!

Good 4 u

The Curious Case of Dave Portnoy. Hes reversing aging by eating from local pizzerias.

im cracking up so hard

Saw this thumbnail somehow 🤔 and thought it was Zuckerberg in the pic. That's all I have. 😄

Dave Portnoy is my role model. One day I wish to be able to live the way he does.

"My wife was very pretty" 7:32

Dave "Get me in the living room" Portnoy

The major thing was I didn’t have food in the house, and I did a lot of adderall.”

Damn who ever made the title got something against davey lmao

I took adderall for one month and I lost weight, I can only imagine😂

Dave: *eats nothing but cheese pizza* Also Dave: ""There's cheese on this burger! This isn't my burger!!"

This is the best dave

Micheal just won supporting actor of the year.

Danica patrick looks good in that video

Where’s the lean, mean, athletic Big Cat of yesteryear documentary?

Kmarko peaked in the old office

dave is fucking hilarious, he's demented but what a great sense of humor

I miss ugly Dave, the Everyman. I can't relate with new body Dave anymore

@Sirch100precent

4 жыл бұрын

get in shape ya goofball

@Drew__Films

4 жыл бұрын

everyday man*

Adderall and yay.......

Big Cat and Dave are literally the same person, they think exactly the same in this video and all videos.

Who is the girl hosting/narrating this?

@Drew__Films

4 жыл бұрын

Your talking about that 7?

All time video. True stoolies know

The glow up is real

fat dave buying candy had me in tears

This should have just been called "how to raise a GOAT"

World started going to shit as soon as Portnoy started cutting pounds.

I’m 50 sec in and y’all got my mans fucked up lmaooooo

Don’t wrap up Michael Angelo’s glow up. Some say it’ll be a story. Tread light, we fight for Mike.

Portnoy was basically how Thor: Love and Thunder''s Zeus would've been when he was young lmao

He changed...for Debbie, good for them!

It's mad how much he looked like zucc in certain parts

1:42 there's no doubt in my fucking mind that Dave looked like Zuckerberg for a second

He looked like Mark Zuckerburg

Dave using the Prince Andrew defense

This should be great!!! The Dave that made BARSTOOL Does she even know... if you were vain lmao Greatest 3-min athlete in history Miss brick by brick Dave

Lmao this is me

Kmarkos hair is the real star of this. woof

@RuLuLemon

4 жыл бұрын

And those Harry Potter glasses lol

He's gives guys hope that it will get better

Never living down calling dave “hot”..

Barstool nostalgia.. VIVA

This title is fucking amazing.

The coke and the adderall were huge factors after he got paid

Pre Adderall Dave

I was about to eat McDonald’s but I think I’ll go to the gym instead.. tomoro

Dave is a content machine. Fucking electric as fuck

This is all great, but Trysta made this 10/10 documentary a 6/10.

I WAS VAIN LMAOOOO

THE MAN THE MYTH THE FUCKING LEGEND! LONG LIVE DAVE !