dave’s dad acting like he was the next barry sanders was hilarious

@jayquick6520

3 жыл бұрын

What’s a berry sander?

@imjustwatching679

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayquick6520 Barry sanders is the greatest nfl running back just type him up

@xancypillosi9497

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayquick6520 really ?

@ryanmcclary7034

Жыл бұрын

Hes just reading from the script that Dave wrote 🤷‍♂️

@ernand3352

Жыл бұрын

@@jayquick6520 berry sander is something you will never be brother

“The greatest football player they ever saw” lol

@bigpotpoker1

4 жыл бұрын

they were talking about OJ

@501hoops2

4 жыл бұрын

Al Hendo I literally had to pause the video to die laughing

@3cs3hs

4 жыл бұрын

of course that was the first football game they ever watched.

@mikemendoza6445

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@SouthernSkeptic

4 жыл бұрын

Like he was Barry Sanders.

7 word summary: Dave played baseball and then started barstool

@MrWil9

4 жыл бұрын

wow so inspiring

@jakemcnellis3601

4 жыл бұрын

dock1 privileged

@Tumwater02

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakemcnellis3601: What does that mean?

@ocdrums24

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakemcnellis3601 privileged in a middle class family? seem legit.

@chrisb8154

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure you’ve started much bigger things.

This feels like a Netflix murder mystery doc

@narutosaga12

4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment right here lmao

@vicevrsa386

4 жыл бұрын

do you know Bob Proctor?

@dw816

4 жыл бұрын

They haven't found all the dead hookers yet though.

@MrWhiteones

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Proctor we would never be so lucky

@editorgrayson1073

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Dave wins one little league championship and thinks he’s the modern day Babe Ruth.

@robw7856

4 жыл бұрын

6:26 Division 3 state champions, he makes it sound like they were national champions

@zach4425

4 жыл бұрын

Rob W D3 is literally like little league. It’s garbage league

@clay6107

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jebadiahfyefye8994

4 жыл бұрын

I just don’t understand why he put the beginning clip of him in this. Lol. I guess he thinks we all want to see every possible time he’s been on camera ever. Even when it’s not funny or interesting at all.

@mrimportant4787

4 жыл бұрын

thats the joke

"He never swore, he never drank, he never did anything...ahhh...I guess that's changed"

@Baghuul

3 жыл бұрын

Modern Davey - Sniff... Sniff... SNIFF! SNIFF!! SNIFF!!

@jackminehard

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's crazy all highschoolers don't do drugs wow

Why did I just watch a documentary on Dave portnoys high school baseball career loool

@bradn.2287

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@McgregorTitaniumShinbone

3 жыл бұрын

Cause he’s EL PREZ

One man that peaked at 12 everybody knows the rules. 8:15

@collinp7824

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bhwre

4 жыл бұрын

Vinny FatStacks if only money could buy self esteem.

@MyJennyelizabeth

4 жыл бұрын

Well you didn’t really peak if you own a company that’s very well known

@jgzero18

3 жыл бұрын

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

@wjkrug

3 жыл бұрын

This is clearly a guy that’s jealous of Dave lol

He was the exact same person in high school omg

@emuccino

4 жыл бұрын

That's crazy it's like it was him the whole time

@2m7b5

4 жыл бұрын

1+1=2 everybody knows the rules

@ssshl3421

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Muccino probably a clone now but they designed it very well

@goose33

3 жыл бұрын

@@emuccino 😂

It all makes sense why Dave has a soft spot for tommy, tommy looks like a preteen Dave!!!!

@gregbastounis

4 жыл бұрын

Ya beat me to it! Tommy looks like a young portnoy. Tommy is still TRASH!

@lebrondajames1019

4 жыл бұрын

Had to grow into that giant face

I LOVE the fact his dad made clear he hit HRs because the right field was short at his high school lmao!

Unreal story, except for the line "best football player ive ever seen" im dying

The way this is made acts like he just died

@potterbat3995

4 жыл бұрын

Skylar Gross 🤔A documentary about the pizza review guy?

@SpartanLaw3

4 жыл бұрын

Or like he is Michael Jordan

@nathanel2306

4 жыл бұрын

WE CAN ONLY DREAM

@Slypto

4 жыл бұрын

he dies and comes back to life everyday

@johnspinelli9396

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

Even as a kid he wore women’s clothes

@esciteach7997

4 жыл бұрын

stop it is 2020 and people are very sick and others quarantined . . . grow up (or get a brain)

@6321mike

4 жыл бұрын

Laura another 10 ply millennial I see.

@rickyfrierson1367

4 жыл бұрын

@@esciteach7997 whats that got to do with anything

@reversible8740

4 жыл бұрын

Is that the secret to becoming a millionare?

@rickyfrierson1367

4 жыл бұрын

@@reversible8740 yes lmao

His dad thought he was born to be a pro sports athlete ahhah

@Apolloneek

4 жыл бұрын

Lol jewish parents dreams 🤣

@gabagoo4547

4 жыл бұрын

Baseball scholarship isn't too shabby tho

@CIARUNSITE

4 жыл бұрын

It's tough. You can't tell if your kid is going to stop growing and have to live out the rest of their life at 5'7".

@brianjschumer

4 жыл бұрын

The father who's a nice guy, didnt see, that the genetics he passed (Popeyes dad)on, limit your level of play..5 foot 6 , a buck fifty, limits in any sport, excluding soccer

@johnjameson4901

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianjschumer yes for big D1 and D2 programs. He probably could have atleast redshirted at a smaller D2 or D3 school. (I sucked and played D2). Mostly cause of my size, but our starting 2nd baseman was 5'5"

Had no idea this was happening. What a time to open youtube. Pumped.

Dave's parents are awesome haha. Seems like he had a great childhood.

Somehow I still don’t know what barstool sports does

This is the content we need during quarantine thank you Dave

So that's where the ego started getting fed- the friend of a friend of dad

When Dave Portnoy is the best football player you have ever seen then you know that town has no athletic ability lmao..this whole doc made Dave seem like the greatest athlete to come out of Massachusetts 😂and I love it

Why am I watching an origin story about some dude i watch eat his lunch every day? I'm quarantined sue me

Dave “I have unlimited money” Portnoy

@nickstefanik3509

3 жыл бұрын

This aged well

One heart warming story, everyone knows someone is cutting onions in the back

@cadgerphilosophic326

4 жыл бұрын

One corny comment, now everyone knows you're soft.. 😉

@chuckyheartburn9931

4 жыл бұрын

@Bush Gang.mp4 GOOD CALL!!!!

@Docstantinople

4 жыл бұрын

It’s so inspirational, he played baseball and then started barstool

@AbduCola

2 жыл бұрын

Gross what's wrong with you?

David Portnoy: the best 30 second athlete in the planet.

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

@catharinaconde4578

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha referencesss

@superbannana5

3 жыл бұрын

Small hands, that was his problem.

@alexdelarge703

3 жыл бұрын

@@superbannana5 That’s not da point.

I have a hard time taking this documentary serious... I can't tell if they're being serious or not lol ... making it sound like he was a star baseball and football player

@Matt-by3yd

4 жыл бұрын

I think that’s the joke I love it lol

@GuckFoogle

4 жыл бұрын

It was obviously a joke lol. People weren't actually saying he had quicker hands than Delino Deshields

"Faster hands than Delino Deshields" LMAO

“Let’s not mention any names” “He’s dead” Dave comes from good stock!

After seeing what I just seen, no doubt in my mind Dave is one of the best the football players to ever touch the field

@kaitiehatcher4359

2 жыл бұрын

Tom Brady who? Walter Peyton who?

Why tf are you giving us a documentary on Portnoy when we need a documentary on the Wonton Don 🤣💪🚬💨😤🤔😎

@Dr.Boring

4 жыл бұрын

Crankin' hoons and frying goons: The Donny story

@lsubeast16

4 жыл бұрын

hey how are ya ?

"He has not changed a bit since he was 10 or 11." -Portnoy Sr.

"Let’s not mention any names." "he’s dead." 💀💀

@jamiestrong2469

4 жыл бұрын

I hate that I had to scroll this far to find this comment. I died when Mr. Portnoy said that lol

@noah_arvisais

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamiestrong2469 lmao same

Good ol' Crazy "I lost my keys again" Portnoy. What a wild man!

Young King Dave R.I.P.

Guy had a baseball scholarship to Bucknell and turned it down to go out of state to Michigan. Mike Portnoy was swimming in cash.

@IIKeRsEyII

4 жыл бұрын

G G Tuition wasn’t anywhere close to what it is now.

@SouthernSkeptic

4 жыл бұрын

Jewish lawyers are always loaded.

@djobe420

4 жыл бұрын

Bucknell is in Pa, so that would've been out of state as well.

@MostlyHarmless9

4 жыл бұрын

he’s friends with todd mcshay come on these guys are obviously loadedd

@uncleben03

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Portnoy is a famous drummer.

2007/2008 BSS was my start and it was an amazing time. The content that came out of them back in those years and the years to follow still has to be some of the best on the internet.

The Finger King, Man of the People, Brick by Brick. Our leader: el Presidente

@MrMGR1986

3 жыл бұрын

Addy Pageviews

“Don’t mention any names” “He’s dead”

Some very proud parents there. Well done Dave, still so much to do and accomplish. So much respect.

“Cocaine is a helluva drug’

@lukehayes8137

4 жыл бұрын

😂

That thick Boston accent in the beginning is pure magic!!

so, basically he followed in his sisters footsteps.

“The Dave Portnoy Origin Story” *AKA* the condom broke

Dedicated to Dave Portnoy,sponsored by Dave Portnoy,written and directed by Dave Portnoy,Special thanks to Dave Portnoy

Love this so much need the next episode ASAP

After seeing those clips at the end I come to the conclusion that Dave us a fun guy with no filter. He’s gained a fan outta me.

“I’ll never forget the time he saw his first computer.”

Everyone doesn't know. Dave was the greatest baseball/football player of all time lol.

@Ivanramos_117

4 жыл бұрын

Sanders Who ?

This is one of the top videos on KZread of all time. Barstool never loses

😢 On dead dawgs Dave gives me mad hope and motivation to never quit on my dreams

His momma could have made "smokeshow thursday" back in her day. She got me thirsty

@BdeJJG

3 жыл бұрын

wild for that one 😂🤣

“Faster hands than delino deshields.” Lol

The way they were talking about how good of an athlete he was i was waiting for them to say he had a major injury

@BdeJJG

3 жыл бұрын

fr

Thank you barstool!!!

Honestly, as a Chicagoan, the only Boston/ New Yorker I truly respect and love.

I love how they show the homerun after he got brushed back as if it happened on the next pitch 🤣 Apparently he does retain creative control.

All I can say is this is awesome best video posted in the history of barstool!

Imagine winning the state championship in Massachusetts. I heard there were actually 6 whole teams in contest

@crackmeup6784

4 жыл бұрын

jarrett maltry on the contrary actually. Liberal state all u gotta be is 10-10

YES! YES! YES! BEEN WAITING ON THIS

LOVE THIS - Please do more documentaries!!

@yorocco1

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Miacci RTA 951 Love what? This guy is a pig.

It's great been good at sports gives you such a good feeling inside words can't describe

Dave makes his own destiny. He is a winner because he believes in his success and works his ass off. Doesn't hurt that he knew enough to know that to be happy, you make a job out of what you love. 😎

The background music is giving me the "Ray Finkle" vibes when Ace see's his childhood home. Dave is the man.

Although you attended the nemesis "team up north" school...you're a great guy. And so glad you're doing what you love and are wildly successful!

Wow I wasnt expecting it to be that good. I had that feeling in the back of my head I usually get from the end of a big game. Glad I've been here for most of it

Can't wait for episode 2

You wonder where Dave gets it. His dad believes the hype with the sports just as much as he does. All the way Dave!

The guy gets an “a” for effort !!! ✨💪🏼✌🏼🤣⚡️

I havent laughed this hard for a while

@12:15 promise big Deliver Big , Legit had tears in my eyes . Most people won’t get it , Dave Portnoy GOOD FOR YOU BROTHER GOOD FOR YOU ! #LEADEROFMEN

Dave is like Al Buddy from “Married With Children” … also reminiscing on that great game he played in high school lol 😂

I loved watching this! I have been quarantined so long, to see a family who enjoyed raising there son and playing the all American baseball. A time when we could allow our children to play in the park and they were safe. A happy childhood with a mother and a father who love each other and there son. Thank you for filming this. It's the most wounderful silly american story. I really miss happiness.

This is golden

Stellar:) Cheers boys!

Absolute LEGEND

I love everything about this!

3:28 she wanted to say fa**ot hahaha

awesome story, love this

i swear pres is the greatest of all time

Dave is the GOAT!

This is so god damn inspiring.

You can just tell he's a mouth breather

Legend.

Love him even more now, what great characters his parents are! They need their own channel!

Should we really be feeding Dave’s ego? The thing is already the size of a planet

@NickPtak

4 жыл бұрын

It's tongue in cheek humor, it's not meant to be taken seriously, everyone knows he was a normal athlete nothing special lol

@BdeJJG

3 жыл бұрын

earned it

good video need more like this

I loved this and really truly admire you! Great video considering I only used to watch the pizza reviews hehe

Much respect

imagine waking up and seeing this and saying i got dave portnoy as my student teacher

Tommy narrating is just icing on the cake

This is great

Excellent documentary to better understand DP

“And the catchers going, That’s real beep classy”

Love it.

Good for you Dave. Great parents , very proud of you , nothing wrong with that

Smashed it

I laughed then I cried. 👍🏻👍🏻

this is awesome! LOL

Damn rest in peace. Lost him too soon.