What's fucked is they bring up that luds mom was called a hooved animal, and said Aiden said it but in fact it was slime. But he is now the favorite lol

@potatoonastick2239

6 ай бұрын

Justice for Aiden 😭

@Duelin.

6 ай бұрын

With how upset Ludwig got you'd think he'd remember

@eviejoy_

6 ай бұрын

its even funnier because a few eps before slime said that, ludwig compared aiden's mom to a horse

@anou3240

6 ай бұрын

dare i say .. justice for aiden

@amandablake5505

6 ай бұрын

Justice for our boy Aiden 😭

Slime saying "You do your stream and then turn 90 degrees and do a podcast" GOLD. TRUE AND REAL, hilarious.

@blackmamba2004

6 ай бұрын

slime stole it from ludwig (this episode came out after fear&)

@xBlueBalls

6 ай бұрын

@@blackmamba2004 that somehow makes it even better.

@Demortalix

6 ай бұрын

But it was recorded before Fear&. They mention that in the Fear& episode.

@blackmamba2004

6 ай бұрын

Shhh@@Demortalix

@boogies

6 ай бұрын

@@DemortalixNo this episode is new. The fear& episode is a few days old

Between QT, Yingling and Hasan theyre hitting all the most requested guests recently. It is only a matter of time before we get the Panchen Lama episode!

@gamingtime9716

6 ай бұрын

They would find him

@Tuttlund

6 ай бұрын

TSUNG LAO EP

@potatoonastick2239

6 ай бұрын

Jerma EP Prayge

@a6i396

6 ай бұрын

the finale should be the Zipper ep.

@k9gao

6 ай бұрын

that some kinda llama or sum

This episode is like when you're the popular kid at school and you try to befriend the nerds, but they all start bullying you.

@fire-wn6dj

6 ай бұрын

theyre insecure so they try to put him down

@cathy4697

6 ай бұрын

​@@fire-wn6djlol

@darrrrrby

6 ай бұрын

​@@fire-wn6djI definitely wouldn't read that far into it mate

@s1ckboirari

6 ай бұрын

@@fire-wn6dj dunno bout that lmao seems like hasan is just watching a normal yard episode with very little added to the conversation

@ColoursOfDan02

6 ай бұрын

@@fire-wn6dj Not sure why you put TRY in there

The squirrel girl bit was hilarious. Aiden just randomly bringing up a superhero with no relation.

@joshrahn1417

6 ай бұрын

It was so good and it landed flat it made me sad.

@thorfinnskuII

Ай бұрын

Aiden as the latest herald of Galactus in whatever Marvel movie introduced the world-biter to the MCU. Bet that up, it writes itself from there, also squirrel girl is basically free without cons adding her into the mix of this particular narrative (hypothetical.. 😅) lol

“foreskin man is in an eternal battle with wolverine” went so criminally unacknowledged, i see you sweet baby aimen

@llamaczech

3 ай бұрын

It doesn't make sense, though. Foreskin Man avenges circumcisions, Wolverine is eternally uncut.

@chrispified

2 ай бұрын

@@llamaczech he does it himself every day

QT girlbossing a $50k bag out of one yard episode is iconic

@mifosmovievault8335

6 ай бұрын

im in that seven forty five

@flynnjf

6 ай бұрын

@@mifosmovievault8335💯

@user-ro3fd8il5g

5 ай бұрын

Why do you talk like you're 12? I bet you love Taylor Swift. Lol

@omgitsabbie

3 ай бұрын

mmm *girlboss* is cringe though she is just a boss in general

@bigsmacked

3 ай бұрын

@@mifosmovievault8335W comment

Can’t believe Slime just bit Ludwig’s joke from the Fear& episode

@blackmamba2004

6 ай бұрын

w joke steal strat

@richardleo3335

6 ай бұрын

100%

@Angels510

6 ай бұрын

Doesn’t matter Ludwig owns Slime’s masters. Mogul Moves

I never realized that Aiden and Hasan vibe so hard together. Austin better watch out.

@potatoonastick2239

6 ай бұрын

Aiden's face is in the dictionary next to personable even if he's just talking to a random at the bus stop, but he's also a hasan viewer which adds to his conversational arsenal

@literallyjustisaac3521

6 ай бұрын

Hasan likes him cause hes less gay

@kakirin

6 ай бұрын

the second aiden gets on stream its over for austin

God made sure Henry Kissinger died after this episode was filmed to help the boys keep the episode monetized.

@misterpitters

6 ай бұрын

this is how i found out

@anamartin5136

5 ай бұрын

@@misterpitters lmao 😭😭

@aurelien5747

5 ай бұрын

@@misterpittersthere’s no better way to find out

So that's what Hasan sounds like without a 10dB noise gate on an SM7B

@Stickman470

6 ай бұрын

None of these words are in the Bible

@Saabyes

6 ай бұрын

@@Stickman470 You made me laugh sir, thanks

@BarginsGalore

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@Stickman470I know “gate” is in the talmud

“It says men in it” underrated joke that flew under the radar

For anyone curious, Apple Podcasts shows Fear & Malding's first episode was May 6th, 2021. First EP of The Yard was July 10th 2021. So Hasan was right, they were right before. The boys bit Hasan's shit

@lmaorpickle2062

6 ай бұрын

Narc

@TMBSClips

5 ай бұрын

Mogul moves 😌😌😌

@thorfinnskuII

Ай бұрын

Tbf, that initial Fear&Malding pod, was only Hasan and Will iirc, and didn't add QT and Austin til later on, which that change was likely influenced and motivated by The Yard debuting, with the same 4 member cast that they haven't genuinely switched up for (outside of guests of the week and the like lol) So one could almost be preaching facts by saying The Yard as was when they started, and what it is today, are identical with the 4 main Yard boys, hell Zipper even too lol. And the Fear& pod when they began, compared to what it is today, are enough of a significant change in the pods essence, that they should be considered 2 entirely separate pods, with the first rendition (H&W) walked away from that run, and collaborated alongside Austin n QT, to start a non-correlating fresh Pod, while losing/gaining key parts in building a better fitting formula/blueprint to accommodate the new additions to the cast. 😂😅😮😢🎉🎉❤

hasan is so big for us

@omarg2079

6 ай бұрын

nah hasan is selfishly big. not for us. unlike ludwig, who's big for _us_

@MiQuentin

6 ай бұрын

He’s so big 😍

@shout_inc

6 ай бұрын

all 3 of my heads are exploding

@bibubbletea

6 ай бұрын

He’s so big for the proletariat

@ebenezer-scrooge

6 ай бұрын

@@omarg2079 hasan is big for himself 😔

They laughed at Ludwig being a Jock, the same way that Stanz, Lud and Atrioc laughed at Slime for eating Panda Express

@ThePolarpop

5 ай бұрын

This is a goated yard comment tbh

Hasan has the energy of a babysitter whos watching the clock waiting for the parents to come back

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

6 ай бұрын

He who's you called to beat the kids for you so you can still be the good parents.

@artypyrec4186

6 ай бұрын

46:59

@vaishnavisingh9244

6 ай бұрын

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 He is getting bullied tho by the kids

Slime immediately hitting Hasan's hair trigger "children perishing" reflex is goated

I appreciate Hasan not wanting to move on from the topic of ludeig trying out smoking

The Aiden prostate pipeline has been great to watch. It pays to be part of the patreon

@nsyne

6 ай бұрын

The WHAT pipeline!?

@chanceroberson7517

6 ай бұрын

@@nsyne we learned a lot about aidens prostate through the power hour on the patreon. I won’t spoil it for you

@coffeebreak7668

6 ай бұрын

If there was ever an ad for the patreon it would be this

@groggyfrog3452

6 ай бұрын

im incredibly close to caving in and subbing to the patreon. this is unironically an insane advertisement

I love the evolution of a Ludwig becoming a true Frenchman by starting his smoking addiction.

@Lucarioguild7

6 ай бұрын

Once he starts smoking a pack for breakfast then he'll be a true Frenchman

Love that when Ludwig mentions that he met his mother everyone else just bows their head down in shame :D

every episode of this podcast could serve an analytical analysis of the modern American male but this episode in particular is really fascinating through this framework 💀

@blammmed

6 ай бұрын

im watching this like genuinely puzzled how do men talk like this to each other

@rosspritchett8423

4 ай бұрын

What part of it is puzzling?​@@blammmed

@zxx3762

3 ай бұрын

Yea the old fascinating analytical analysis framework. Well said

sometimes these guys bring up money and i snap back to reality holy shit they made more off a meme tshirt sale than my household does in a year LMAO

I’m praying for the jerma ep after this string of highly requested guests

I would unironically watch Hasan yell awful political facts at Nick and he just responds with stupid jokes.

@rainwhater

6 ай бұрын

I need Nick as a guest on the broadcast

@JKC90

6 ай бұрын

​@@rainwhaterje suis suis en 😂😂Mr brights has 😢😢😢😊in the case of 🎉and the stand for for 😢

@taciprince7400

6 ай бұрын

Was just thinking this, that would actually be my ideal podcast

@thewingedserpent5823

6 ай бұрын

Fact means "In accordance with reality". since hasan lives in an entirely seperate reality from our world, his facts are totally different from those of everyone else.

@ishaan9265

6 ай бұрын

​@@thewingedserpent5823cope harder

QT making 50k with the aiden shirts its the most hillarious and impresive thing i have ever heard. all hail the queen

crying at Aiden sneaking a bite of the sausage crust and putting it back in the bag 😂😭

Damn this one has been a long time coming! The cut/ uncut question is always so interesting to me. Our friend group always refers to it being in “The Coalition” or not Lmao

@TamagoMAS

6 ай бұрын

which side is the coalition?

@jasonjavelin

6 ай бұрын

@@TamagoMASThe uncut since it’s a minority in the group

All these requested guests really must mean Ludwig is sunsetting.

squirrel girl is actually really fucking funny and kinda op in the comics, hilariously. Also its like aqua man, she cant turn into a squirrel, BUT she can talk to them lmao

nick asking hasan if he can blow bubbles with his nicotine gum 😭

If I had a nickel for every story I've heard in the past year about TSA agents in France being blatantly racist toward Asian travellers I would have 3 nickels which is absolutely insane

I love it when hasan gets big for ludwig

@irakyl

6 ай бұрын

He eats a lot of fiber so his shits get big for ludwig too

@kakirin

6 ай бұрын

@@irakyl no thats for nick, back off

Never been a fan, never cared for, or watched, or thought much about hasan. Seeing him actually seriously want to intervene on lud's fall into becoming a smoker, that shit was good. That is good character.

@PkPvre

6 ай бұрын

Nothing else I've heard of him has been good, so I guess he does have something going for him after all.

@wafflepoet5437

6 ай бұрын

If you’re curious, there’s plenty more to see throughout the day, every day. The stream is easy enough for boomers like me to figure out. He’s like this all the time and you might find out about something that interests you. Or not, but it’s healthier than prefacing any post with “Look, I hate Hasan, but…”

@LolWutMikehSM

6 ай бұрын

@@wafflepoet5437 i made no remark of hate. Thats not what "never cared for" means. It means i havent given thinking of him a care

@vaishnavisingh9244

6 ай бұрын

He is fun for those in more political side of things, or he is a very fun person to watch when you're not a gamer on twitch. I think I like watching him game cause of how bad he is at some of them, idk feels like your older boomer relative is trying out games.

@PkPvre

6 ай бұрын

@@vaishnavisingh9244 I would say I'm quite politically involved, just not his extreme views. And it's even sadder when it comes from such an insane hypocrite.

God bless QT for making the best shirt ever

I love when the boys have on a smaller creator to help promote the community, so sweet of them!

Fear and Maulding Ep 1: May 6 2021 The Yard Ep 1: July 8 2021

this synergy is so big and electric that I had to resist sleep even though i haven’t slept for 24hr and i’m not that young anymore for those tricks but thank you for the energy,great episode!

@mangarino94

6 ай бұрын

Same 5:39am est for me RIP sleep schedule. Well I ruined it before watching but I really shouldn't have watched

the jock more like dock line from nick was criminally underrated

@argenti7216

6 ай бұрын

I feel like every episode 70% of the bangers Nick throws out go unacknowledged because everyone else is so much louder than him. Lol

Me, watching this podcast on my toilet which is on the 2nd floor going “damn I didn’t know that”

fun fact squirrel girl canonically defeated thanos

@sagehoge

6 ай бұрын

and Doctor Doom

@RetiredRobot

6 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@sagehogeI think you mean MF Doom

I love how more ADHD other people with ADHD make each other when they get together.

Okay actually can we get an episode of both podcasts with the gays switched

QT making 50k off the Aimen shirts is the funniest thing to happen this year. That's incredible

Fellow yard listeners, we should all get big for each other. Collectivise the bigness and there will be a more equal and BIG society

@kakirin

6 ай бұрын

Can I get big too ? 🥺

@woaaaaahhh1287

6 ай бұрын

OUR bigness

@virusDETECTED

6 ай бұрын

we can get so big together

QT making that much bank from the Aiden tshirts is so fucking funny to me. This was a great ep, always love seeing Hasan outside the hell that is twitch and his weird haters.

@vaishnavisingh9244

6 ай бұрын

I just listen to him like a podcast when he streaming, can't get mad at weirdos in chat if I don't see them :)

Plumber here…bathrooms can exist on any floor. In fact, the higher the better in terms of drainage. Whether its floor 5, 6, or 7 gravity pulls down, and water is pressurized into the house meaning running water can be pumped into any floor, hence commercial building and skyscrapers having water on every floor. Hassan got absolutely gaslit during the bathroom segment.

"Foreskin man is in a perpetual battle against wolverine" is a very funny joke that didn't get any credit

I believe LilyPichu said she'd be down to go onto the Podcast in one of her latest live streams. More women representation and great vibes from what Fear Pong showed. Just maybe this time Aiden gets the fun drawings on the back?

@thetruth9952

6 ай бұрын

I think slime would have to hold back his true self if they had lily on lol. I'd pay money to see Michael Reeves and slime have a conversation though

@coffeebreak7668

6 ай бұрын

Both Lily and Michael are always some of that high tier guest material.

"Ah, I have brain disease, thank you!" is maybe my new favorite aiden comment

Aidan and Austin should actually switch for a couple of episodes. lmao

Holy shit slime has been getting so big for us

Slime coming at hasan's throat will never not be funny, also a fuckton of people have been asking for aimen to come on his stream for years at this point. also just in case hasan talked about a website made by haters DO NOT LOOK IT UP THE WEBSITE HAS AN IP GRABBER

Skyscrapers and appartement buildings would be so interesting if Ludwigs toilet idea was true. Just an entire ground floor with nothing but bathrooms for everyone.

@CloudCollapse

6 ай бұрын

Elevator goes down for maintenance suddenly you start finding poops in the stairwell in higher concentrations as you go up.

@artypyrec4186

6 ай бұрын

Just gaslighting Hasan

@kakirin

6 ай бұрын

you say that until we're face to face shitting like 👁👁

Hey Nick, long time viewer first time caller here. Raspberries are "Hallon" in Swedish, "Jordgubbar" (great pronunciation btw!) is Strawberries!

Aiden just casually plucking nose hairs during a conversation just proves he's the dad of the group

The next guest on the show should be Mogul Mail, I feel like that guy would sleep Ludwig

Recently re-watching the 2022 best of vid and them turning the Lud's mom situation on Aiden is so funny

i have the same problem as Aiden, every single time i hear the "name a woman" thing i go absolutely STRAIGHT to margaret tatcher and i think i might just have discovered something about myself

@headintheclouds4571

4 ай бұрын

Bisexual…

@Elvesflame

3 ай бұрын

Torysexual

Its too late now, DarkViperAU has already made 3 excessively angry vids about how slime is really the one that called Ludwigs mom a hooved animal

i need a will episode so bad

@over7532

6 ай бұрын

Yeah I like Will. Big silly willy, ice cold chilly willy, willy vanilly. Willy Um? The Will to live. Willionaire.

It’s so cool and humble of Hasan to take time off his day to meet these smaller unknowns and give them some recognition. Kinda fucked up that they let this alt-right maga mail guy on the pod but ok

everyone was so big for us this ep and yet i kept getting distracted by nicks regal purple yard hoodie. I WANT IT!

Me, side-eyeing the second floor bathroom at work 8 feet away from my office

1:00:09 - Ludwig lies - we have alot of Hasanabi Gaming edits, some even include him getting carried by Hasan in Valo! www.youtube.com/@HasanAbiGaming

@HasanAbiGaming

6 ай бұрын

it's true

@kakirin

6 ай бұрын

Best gaming editors in the game 🥸

@HasanAbiGaming

6 ай бұрын

@kakirin oh shucks😊

My friend always mentions how I look and behave like slime to a weird amount. Im a hasanabi head so I click this episode and see him wearing a shirt I own from a niche internet anime meme webstore I kinda want to challenge him to a fight, because itd be the closest ill ever get to an irl mirror match

Hasan is so big

ludwig is very adhd core in this episode

Who's Hungrybox? So Ken learned... LMFAO

This is like a bunch of kids sitting in a circle around an adult and asking him the most absurd questions.

Finally, all 3 of QT's boyfriends are on the podcast together

Nick getting off the Rick and Morty joke finally was the highlight of the pod

Good to know QT could use Aidens face to make money, his face basically paid for her Taylor swift box ❤ Or at least one one of them 😅

someone gift these guys lights for the sets for Christmas

@drteeth362

6 ай бұрын

They make $215,000 per month from this podcast, they can buy their own lights 💀

@hei7846

6 ай бұрын

​@@drteeth362lights don't come cheap

Ludwig dresses like an American tourist 24/7.

HASAN SO BIG FOR USSSS

Bro I have 2 bathrooms upstairs I almost got gaslighted into thinking that was a problem

"They're smoking Crack? Where?"

@atlas_bits

6 ай бұрын

"Peter what're you doing?"

this was such a good episode. str8 to jokes n banter. any previous chemistry definitely shows n helped make the ep seamless

Heard the first minute on Spotify and immediately decided I had to wait for the video to drop on YT lol

It's great that Hasan took time to appear on the fledgling up and coming podcast The Yard. It's good when the people on top help those below. 😂

“the nick forearm promise” is crazy.

the argument over who shits more is a truly incredible thought

fuslie next! she'd be so funny

intactivist may be one of the best words i've ever heard bahaha

Aimen is the first person I've ever found to also immediately go to Margaret Thatcher for the name a women question. If only he was still with us

Ludwig calling slime Anthony was startling

As a former field hockey player and a field hockey assistant coach this on going field hockey bit is equally hilarious and infuriating 💀

QT is the GOAT. That shirt is so funny. Slime is so unhinged. 😂 Hasan has the literal best socks on. I thought I got twice as much brain rot from the Fear& with Ludwig and Aiden but I actually got twice much brain rot from this episode then I got from the Fear& episode, 4x the brain rot 😂

Ludwig dresses like a Swedish 5th grader

the darks feel crunched on this edit, great pod tho boys!

Bro I bought that aimen shirt as soon as the qt episode came out and I don't regret it at all 😂.

I'm so dam big for the yard

as a misophonia haver it really is as simple as just not watching the dang thing

almost didn’t click because of the hippy in the thumb, but “that’s not dust - it’s hot dog vapor” made me stay 🙌

What an explosive start to the episode! 🤣 QT and now Hasan, great guests and great episodes!

Aiden just got gaslit so hard…

The Yard made Fear& but Cdawgvirginia made The Yard

Nobody slides onto the set anymore😢 I miss the old yard

@spritelass6712

6 ай бұрын

Hasan going down that slide would of been...interesting.

I'm just waiting for a website calling slime bald to come out now as a joke