I tried to think of the times they said it before watching I and now I feel stupid because I couldn't think of any

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

ALEXA

@mirandaelena-xu8pu

5 жыл бұрын

IDEFK yeah I'm gonna go die of shame now

@xpa-beads501

5 жыл бұрын

Alexa was all I could recall.

@mirandaelena-xu8pu

5 жыл бұрын

Pandora’s Socks and I couldn't even get that

@raedoroteo2225

5 жыл бұрын

eXACTly emma

it took me a sec to think of something with an x. alexa. alexa has an x.

@ruby._.romanoffx7778

3 жыл бұрын

And I have an alexa

am i gonna spend 38 minutes of my last remaining weekend hours watching this? yes. i am.

@spacegoblin0334

5 жыл бұрын

Same girl.

33:34 how does robert still manage to look somewhat elegant and calm while its sped up so fast?? 33:38 nEVERMIND OMG WHAT A SHIFT

I love how the sped up music just sounds like bad banjo

The high pitched voice for Hot Chocolate Guy just.............works

@ThePipofDespair

5 жыл бұрын

"I have very low blood sugar" but with a high-pitched voice... XD

@thebananaowenslippedon7095

4 жыл бұрын

He gives off that nerdy teen vibe that just fits

I know we are all memeing in the comments but honestly the dedication of this person is phenomenal. Just thought I'd say that, have a nice day

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you kind person, thanks you. Also please subscribe for more dedication Lol

@aconstantstateofohio7211

4 жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree

14:47 The cheering sounds like the screams of the damned

@Quinn-bq9sv

5 жыл бұрын

My God

@jgreen7100

5 жыл бұрын

It doesn't help that the clapping sounds like crackling flames as well lol

@pomgrnt

5 жыл бұрын

@@jgreen7100 Very true

@Olivia-wx4tq

5 жыл бұрын

OMG IT DOES 😂

Robert's siren sounds like a squeaky toy.

tgwdlm but every time they say 'x' they sound more like peanuts

@georgia860

5 жыл бұрын

*Peanuts!*

Took a while, but before watching I thought of the word "toxic." While singing through cup of poisoned coffee. Proud of myself.

Hearing Joey saying "Latte Hotte" sped up made my day 100 times better

10:30 is better than the entire Alvin and The Chipmunks trilogy

the sped up version of cup of roasted coffee dance looked both really in sync and out of sync on certain parts

I literally didn't even realise they said it that often

Ok it took me WAY to long as well as reading multiple comments to understand you're actually talking about the letter X. Any time they say a word with the letter X. I thought it meant cuss words at first. And then that didn't happen I was even more confused.

When you’ve watched the show so many times you know exactly what they are saying.

Every time it speeds up I say to myself their voices can’t get any higher but every time I get proven wrong and it’s great

I love that whenever the audience laughs after a certain point it just sounds like bats from hell

I genuinely forgot you were gonna speed it up until charlottes phone call

the worst thing is I can still understand it....

even sped up mariah’s vocals *still* slap

Show me your hands sounds like boss battle music

The video we need but don’t deserve

@isaaaaa1920

5 жыл бұрын

Snep!

Okay so breakdown of the speedup times: 1) 5:41 “next month it is” 2) 6:41 “to my ex-wife” 3) 6:44 “I’m on HotTix right now” 4) 7:54 “that extra block” 5) 9:31 “your next shift” 6) 11:00 “Excuse me!” 7) 12:11 “sexy” 8) 12:48 “Alexa!” and then it hits ‘La Dee Da Da Day’ and something happens and I can’t really understand anymore.

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

There are like 49 x in the show I think

@silviamayo2993

4 жыл бұрын

To complete the list (and I used the transcript from the original video, I couldn’t make it out in this vid and I didn’t have all these lines memorized): 10:10 “That is less than a fucking jukebox!” 10:11 “Only a jukebox doesn’t also have to make coffee for these assholes.” 11:30 “The campaign that doesn’t exist?” 12:06 “Excuse me, ma’am...” 15:17 “...the whole theater was exploded by a god dang METEOR!” 16:48 “Excuse me?” 18:44 “I’m exhausted.” 20:09 “Ya toxic cuppa joey!” 20:52 “...give us a warning or something next time...” 23:24 “It’s up to us now, Alexa.” 23:34 “Alexa! Open the gates!” 23:43 “I theorized this exact scenario 30 years ago!” 23:46 “Like exactly this?” 23:47 “Exactly!” 24:05 “Exactly Emma!” 24:17 “...my robot assistant, Alexa.” 24:20 “Alexa! Dim the lights.” 24:22 “Extraordinary!” 24:38 “...we can relax, talk, fuck.” 26:49 “This is supposed to relax us, not make us kill each other.” 27:15 “Sorry, I’ll catch the next one.” 27:17 “There won’t be a next one.” 27:23 “...with no roots anywhere except Hatchetfield...” 28:29 “After examining that blue shit...” 29:09 “...and that’s exactly what’s gonna happen...” 29:34 “...I’ll need an extra pair of hands in the lab.” 30:16 “Not sex and not drugs.” 31:19 “How do you explain an entire race of beings...” 32:01 “But the experiences I’ve accrued...” 32:31 “Exactly what needs to be done!” 32:32 “Alexa! Open the gates!” 32:42 “Alexa, after all these years...” 32:47 “Alexa, initiate self-destruct.” 33:03 “After examining that creature...” 33:15 “A big-time box-office draw.” 33:25 “No exits from this Broadway venue!” 35:03 “So that we may reveal the experience of the new construction!” 36:22 “It’s your proximity to the meteor, Paul!” 37:54 “Excuse me?” 37:55 “Excuse me, can someone help me please?” 8 “Alexa”s 5 “next”s 5 “excuse”s 5 “exactly”s 2 “extra”s 2 “jukebox”s 2 “relax”s 2 “examining”s

@katrina_SJD

4 жыл бұрын

@@silviamayo2993 I like how you specified you didn't memorise them all cause you know someone has

Whenever Emma curses it's like hearing Alvin the chipmunk curse.

19:13 It sounds like some sounds effects from an old video game (maybe Mario?)

@ABitSoupy

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely sounds like the Mario music. Or even Yosshi

join us (and die) first line literally just sounds like a scream im

*alexa has entered the chat*

I..what. Why. Why did I sit down and watch this whole thing?

@netanachtom8966

5 жыл бұрын

Same. I was like yea i just want to see where is the first x. Ok where is the second? Then i just watched the 38 min video

I didn't realize I needed this till I watched it

@wolf09980

5 жыл бұрын

This Is Your Fault, Jafar! Nice name

@popparti8154

5 жыл бұрын

Oh didn't even realize...

If you watch at 0.5 playback, Moana just sounds like terrified screaming.

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

That's beautiful

@skylarvinson3966

5 жыл бұрын

@@IDEFKsk isn't it?

16:02 The piano in the background is actually really nice. I never noticed it before

20:12 TGWDLM: Hey Mr. Business, how do ya, how do ya, how do ya do~ Me, an intellectual: The Ready Set Go of Mario Kart

Why could I hear Lauren say “blue...shit?” SO clearly

In what do you want Paul it sounds like a person with a lisp is talking super fast

Sped up La dee da da day is a gift I didn't know I needed

@nikokun7959

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

wow the new alvin and the chipmunks looks really good

18:08 OH NO. _JEFF_

The chipmunk version of "Excuse me miss. I got a warrant to expect the junk in your trunk" is extremely weird!😂 (Or what ever he says there I forgot)

Can we appreciate how satisfying the choreo of the opening number is. Holy shit.

i'm highly concerned by the fact that i'm two thirds of the way through the video and it hasn't even reached intermission yet oh god

Not Your Seed (30:09) on 0.25X is lowkey terrifying tho-

The iconic line: ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ₕᵤₘₐₙᵢₜᵢₑₛ ₑₗₑᵥₑₙₜₕ ₕₒᵤᵣ

IN EVERY ONE OF THESE VIDEOS JOEYS LATTE HATTE SENDS ME EVERY DAMN TIME

TGWDLM, but the entire cast, backing music, and audience slowly all turn into Peanuts and Hachetfield Squirrel.

Why? - Did you you just woke up at 3am and thought "Hey, let's speed TGWDLM up every time they say something with X?!?"

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

I was actually going to bed at 3am, but close enough

I kept thinking it wasn't gonna speed up anymore and I remembered alexa

the moana part sounded like a bunch of kittens trying to imitate birds dying-

THE HELICOPTER SCENE IS JUST AGRESSIVE SHAKING OMG

*what a great way to spend my Tuesday as I’m sick*

@wampus_fierce9297

5 жыл бұрын

A Pen I’m also sick and watching this

*chipmunk* paul? Paul? PAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

I suggest watching this on 2x speed, it really makes it better 👌🤣

@Connan_does_things

5 жыл бұрын

Bandit King also 0.25x the speed makes it... interesting

22:01 Robert sounds like a dolphin lol

The audience laughter sounds like the bird house at the zoo.

10:41 makes me lose my shit every time sksksk

@Avogadr0

2 жыл бұрын

Alvin has returned…

This is 38 minutes of sin, but at the same time I love it sooooooo much

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

(I've never watched it)

Everyone sounds hotter when the music is faster

Did I regret watching this? No Did I enjoy it? Yes Am I questioning my existence? *yes*

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

/I've never finished it/

The audience laughing at 19:49 sounds like a dolphin. Also, this is hilarious

The laughing in the background sped up is so funny. It sounds like a bunch of little dwarves laughing hysterically

this is weirdly specific??

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

I'm all about weirdly specific

i have a ton of homework to do but here i am

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

Good choice👍

Oh my Gosh! How could I forget about "Alexa"!?!?

The only one I managed to come up with was "Not sex not drugs"

10:58 I WHEEZED

14:30 Nothing can save us now

@nikokun7959

3 жыл бұрын

omg yes i died

The opening note on Join us and Die sounds like a hellish scream

No x in the opening number at all, that is impressive

The acapella in la Dee da day is how you summon a demon, and yes I cannot spell

8:52 Is my favorite part of the whole thing lol

Holy shit the dedication you put into figuring all of this out christ on a tricycle

You Tied Up My Heart sounds like a Pokémon battle song slightly sped up

from 23:40 onwards is just everyone standing still and Hidgens running around like a mad-man and honestly, that's pretty in character

Bill around 7:34 sounds somewhat normal

inevitable looks insane lol

IM SO DUMB I COULDNT EVEN REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID AN X

peanuts?? is that you???

how much free time do you have

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

A lot, but this video took an hour to edit. Hours to export and upload tho.

Lauren sounds adorable

this is so niche but I’m living for it

I asked myself immediately after watching this “Why did I watch this” 😂😂😂

@IDEFKsk

5 жыл бұрын

I've never finished it

10:25 and zOeY

the first one is around 5:40 with “next” (no, you’re right, we should stick to the schedule. *next* month it is!) and i love that

this is terrifying

I’ve reached the point where I have seen tgwdlm so much that even sped up I know exactly what they’re saying

Sped up all the songs sound like they belong in a video game. It's pretty frickin great.

Im here for show stopin number

2:41 I had never noticed Joey's face but I feel like everyone should see this

Not all hero’s wear capes

10:59 I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT ROBERT'S "E X C U S E M E" ALL HIGH PITCHED HOLY SHIT

they sound like animal crossing animals omg thanks for the heart that's was quick

This Alvin and the Chipmunks Musical looks pretty good

what do you want paul sped up is just jeff’s constant mental state and roasted coffee is somehow even catchier

I forgot i was watching a sped up video and got really confused as to why Charlotte starting sounding like a mouse

Lauren’s ~shut the fuck up~ sounds beautiful high pitched

Person: **makes joke** Audience: **C H I M P M U N K S**

I thought that we were gonna watch the whole musical as original. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙙....

is this animal crossing extreme version

Rewatching Paul and Emma meeting for the first time in regular speed right after watching this whole thing is... an experience