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@carolinepannen68697 жыл бұрын
Can anyone turn his explanation of memes into a meme?😂 great video Jared!
@Joe005
7 жыл бұрын
What do you meme?
@carolinepannen6869
7 жыл бұрын
***** and then react to the memes and create a memeception haha
@Josh_Wright
7 жыл бұрын
Caro 0611 The Pantera impressions bit:')
@weenar8270
7 жыл бұрын
yep its it that messy green logo is 55 gore look it up 55 gore logo
@phoenix82896
7 жыл бұрын
Caro 0611 you're .....pure evil
@SeanKL1077 жыл бұрын
I love how the logos of metal bands are just becoming unreadable at this point because the bands keep trying to out metal the others. We need a metal band to have a logo in Times new Roman to reset the whole thing
@bergz1
7 жыл бұрын
comic sans
@NKG416
7 жыл бұрын
Parkway drive
@diazzsama
7 жыл бұрын
yeah, with a little bit touch of word art from microsoft word 2003.
@TheMotivationVault469
7 жыл бұрын
Arial is more readable
@LoLo-fj8iu
7 жыл бұрын
Not just their logos but the music too . They only want to out metal each other . Same ol boring riffs boring drums boring "vocals" . The only thing they care about is sounding "metal" and not making good music. So over produced and the guitars are too distorted
@iangillies7116 жыл бұрын
The Stevie T meme gets me every time
@bencoles4652
6 жыл бұрын
yh XD
@Orion_Groans
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@lifted.5916
5 жыл бұрын
It's so funny
@AbsoluteAbsurd
4 жыл бұрын
xD
@thegrinchinamaskholdingagu968
4 жыл бұрын
@@Orion_Groans I'm probly too late, but it is saying that Stevie T looks like the guy in the picture on the left. You would feel embarrassed if you made fun of someone who went on to be a big success, like Stevie T.
@matiasitaluoma93177 жыл бұрын
He's like pewdiepie metal edition
@charlesfehr3203
6 жыл бұрын
I Was, its just hard too see sarcasm in text
@SovietRussia777
6 жыл бұрын
Meme review *clap clap
@harold3345
6 жыл бұрын
No u
@danielschyttelvik6104
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, but Jared is TALENTED and FUNNY
@100fakts8
6 жыл бұрын
He's like the Jared, of nothing. **O**
@2jig2177 жыл бұрын
Jared looks like a Buff version of Tobey maguire.
@theoneandonlylordfarquaad3361
6 жыл бұрын
Johnathan Gore 😂
@blackphillip8486
5 жыл бұрын
Your definition of "buff" confuses me.
@rigriggerson4949
5 жыл бұрын
You think this guy is buff bahah haha
@PopCrusher
4 жыл бұрын
Wtf he does lmao
@friendlyneighborhoodasianm912
4 жыл бұрын
And now I cant unsee ot
@ThatBlindGuy2477 жыл бұрын
the Stevie T one was the best
@girlywolfpup1588
7 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 Agreed
@enoilemiranda4048
7 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 😂 I have never thought of that before
@gewuerzgurkeev
7 жыл бұрын
and he should do a shred wars with jared which in itself is a meme by now
@anythingchirping
7 жыл бұрын
lol I agree
@lolsagichnicht
7 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 I fucking hate that I made the meme and some random guy who shared it gets the attention😂
@joshuam13766 жыл бұрын
Why are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd the same? Their last big hit was The Wall.
@nononoyeseyeses7647
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua MacLeod DAMN! That was good
@invader_ren5974
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Alexander Pagliara-Nydam I heard trump was supposed to make a wall too....turned out to be a myth
@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382
5 жыл бұрын
The Final Cut tho
@nathanv8525
5 жыл бұрын
@@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 Yeah that is a really good Coheed and Cambria song
@bikelifewill6483
5 жыл бұрын
.......... It was a tree u spack
@blakewarner8316 жыл бұрын
"Yuh don't listen to panteruh? The fuck do you thienk yuh aweh."
@Ubarberet7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Jared wasn't aware of George Fisher's barrel sized neck
@MrMrmody1996
7 жыл бұрын
Shiba he's poser not a real metalhead
@metal882
7 жыл бұрын
mody T XD joke, right?
@davidbenko4019
7 жыл бұрын
mody T Only because he hasn't seen corpsegrinder before? That is fucking dumb.
@MrMrmody1996
7 жыл бұрын
Tyler CEO NFGxFSUxInc. Kind of
@MrMrmody1996
7 жыл бұрын
David Benkö he hasn't seen corpsegrinder before but seen tons of other shitty popstars... you'll be the judge
@JudgeLazar7 жыл бұрын
Corpsegrinder doesn't have a big neck, he just has a tiny lower jaw. He's very sensitive about it.
@evanblake5252
7 жыл бұрын
He has both.
@darkphoenix5574 жыл бұрын
“His neck is the same size as his head, how are you a person” corey taylor- am I a joke to you
@craigjones109
3 жыл бұрын
and I took that personally
@juanjoyaborja.3054
2 жыл бұрын
He mentioned that later and even considered Corpsegrinder worse.
@paypalroyale19955 жыл бұрын
Me: watches "greatest metal memes ever" video Ad: play your favorite pop songs!!
@stringtube8760
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ekthorvd6739
4 жыл бұрын
StringTube the real meme here is that you're watching a metal video with that profile pic
@martyg81377 жыл бұрын
0:56 I didn't know Pantera fans were posh British people xD
@juanjoyaborja.3054
2 жыл бұрын
He’s trying to mock them with a self-righteous typical British accent.
@JacksonTheEpic7 жыл бұрын
They put TEEHEE on a wall in the background of their new music video
@midnightreverie_
7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic They? Who?
@midnightreverie_
7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic Oh, their new music video name please?
@JacksonTheEpic
7 жыл бұрын
RatHead Master Dying in a Red Room
@midnightreverie_
7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic Thanks bruh!
@jamesharris5232
7 жыл бұрын
I'mma inform Ryan Higa.
@NISFWheezy6 жыл бұрын
Stevie T got done so bad
@thatonemetalheadslipknot4d15
5 жыл бұрын
Rip lol
@opiumatt47876 жыл бұрын
Gordon can’t bless your meat if theres no Lamb Sauce
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😅
@geetarguy7777 жыл бұрын
jet fuel can melt metal memes
@kyibfmh7770
7 жыл бұрын
Shane Joseph You must be fun at parties
@harpist.
7 жыл бұрын
+ken alexander No one has fun at parties Parties are gay
@kudos4201
7 жыл бұрын
Who goes to parties? What are you fuckin gay?
@harpist.
7 жыл бұрын
+Ramsey Hildebrand Generalising is gay
@randomdude4669
6 жыл бұрын
Callum Anderson nice rip shame o dont remeber the comedian
@eric_47237 жыл бұрын
Jared is a rare pepe
@cstubbssubs7746
7 жыл бұрын
Shane Joseph *dead
@NickTheSickDick
7 жыл бұрын
How dare you label Djared as a stale mem.
@invader_ren5974
6 жыл бұрын
Eric _472 And mr lizard is a rare pope
@nodeloliver6201
4 жыл бұрын
@@NickTheSickDick Djared "DjentLord" Dines
@slomobros74036 жыл бұрын
corpse grinder seriously had a huge neck
@bigmang7262
6 жыл бұрын
Darrion McCune *Has
@alexvoicu3210
6 жыл бұрын
You’re wrong my friend, in this case the huge neck has corpsegrinder
@kkov1230
4 жыл бұрын
SLO MO BROS bigger than Corey Taylor's lmao
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
@@kkov1230 It's like if Corpsegrinder had a baby, he'd have Corey Taylor or something
@jessem.17365 жыл бұрын
"How are you a person" I'm dying😂😂
@joshuak45537 жыл бұрын
I fucking LOST IT at the Mitch Lucker vocals. 4:51
@yzzspkz91957 жыл бұрын
the bands at 3:50 are 1. Attila 2. Infant Annihilator 3. Abominable Putridity and fairly sure the last two are 4. Biological Monstrosity 5. XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX (fairly sure it is) Where my free shirt?
@Foreverwar97
5 жыл бұрын
@@xxxzinkoxxx774 the album gore is amazing
@cavespider6665
5 жыл бұрын
yup
@agustinquindimil6594
3 жыл бұрын
WTF the name means something in afrikai
@cerberus3504
3 жыл бұрын
@@agustinquindimil6594 it's also mean something in english : Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus
@erlandjohansen71956 жыл бұрын
How does Jared not know who Corpsegrinder is?
@metalhead6783
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly that's what i thought as well like how
@xenobass5264
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes and I ruined it
@lindsay8320
3 жыл бұрын
Or mudvayne, atleast dig by mudvayne..
@rigriggerson4949
3 жыл бұрын
Corekid poser
@juanjoyaborja.3054
2 жыл бұрын
@@rigriggerson4949 Bro, if he doesn’t know one person from the death metal scene that doesn’t make him a poser lol
@ghoulishgam3r5086 жыл бұрын
if you don't like pantera, you better just WALK away.
@IvanChernenko
6 жыл бұрын
Ghoulish Gamer Fuck yeah
@danielschyttelvik6104
6 жыл бұрын
I am not a huuge fan, but I like them
@metalmissile8837
6 жыл бұрын
*Better just walk on home, boy
@poohshiesty6859
6 жыл бұрын
Or you'd better just walk on home boy
@thatonemetalheadslipknot4d15
5 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
@arjaneskis82437 жыл бұрын
on the Internet, memes are king
@rongusta11
7 жыл бұрын
P0LYB0X then who's the emperor?
@manuelsotelo4242
7 жыл бұрын
rongusta11 not pepe
@mutantkoffee
7 жыл бұрын
P0LYB0X but in real life, the truth is memes are lame and ridiculous.
@kudos4201
7 жыл бұрын
No
@Hacate7 жыл бұрын
Can anyone explain where the sudden TEEHEE references are coming from? Hasn't that been Nigahiga's catchphrase since forever?
@fabiorcferreira
7 жыл бұрын
i still don't get it, care to explain?
@RedScatta
7 жыл бұрын
Fábio Ferreira Watch Jareds reaction to Suicide Silence Doris
@talynamayah
7 жыл бұрын
Hacate FOR REAL
@ari_shoot
7 жыл бұрын
Hacate omg I totally forgot about this!! I love Ryan so much!!
@jesseperkins4420
7 жыл бұрын
Go watch Jared dines' REACTION to Doris by suicide silence
@venus.68924 жыл бұрын
4:57 HE DID THEM SO DIRTY OH MY GOD
@dartheternal40786 жыл бұрын
Corpsegrinder's neck is #1 god of chaos and destruction but corey taylor's neck is like the messenger of doom and darkness
@emi.grigore7 жыл бұрын
"thought Corey Taylor was bad" :)))))))))) L0L
@ScisaacFisaac7 жыл бұрын
The Stevie T. meme just killed me.
@mook_butt80375 жыл бұрын
2:32 I felt that in my SOUL. I've been "that girl" at so many metal shows.
@6.nadia.6275 жыл бұрын
5:34 "feel old yet?" Jared : *pause* "yeah i do.. I feel really old" 😭😂
@metsavend1127 жыл бұрын
Fit for a king, yo
@luckyeggs8627
7 жыл бұрын
Doiz the one guy that hype everyone he played one of their songs omg haah
@metsavend112
7 жыл бұрын
Fit for a king is just pure gold. :P
@guythatseesalemon6581
7 жыл бұрын
Doiz Fit For A Meme
@TwistyFreshNips
7 жыл бұрын
Doiz Bitter End is fucking brutal
@blakestevenson2535
7 жыл бұрын
Doiz thought I heard them
@juanarocha86294 жыл бұрын
2:51 I wonder if Steve has seen it
@will_stevens
4 жыл бұрын
One O One what video?
@omchakravarthyrajkumar9900
3 жыл бұрын
I think it was ine where he reacted to memes
@user-qy9bq4nh3z6 жыл бұрын
2:20 my friend sent me one of these for motionless in white that said “what in reincarnation?!” And I brought that up for the rest of the month 😂😂😂
@randomchannel2105
6 жыл бұрын
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 how....do I find you.....EVERYWHERE XD
@dexterdacat5790
5 жыл бұрын
@@randomchannel2105 i- i had this channel once but I lost the password ;-;
@deadaccount9999
5 жыл бұрын
I spy Jeff the Killer. You a creepypasta fan too, I take it?
@umotakudiferente53296 жыл бұрын
Corey taylor's neck
@Syphilon
6 жыл бұрын
He should've been in the neck builder meme
@okruma625
6 жыл бұрын
big necc
@annemarievanheusch2946
5 жыл бұрын
@Gloom Of Creation Corpsegrinder is George Fisher's band name
@katatonic5672
5 жыл бұрын
@@annemarievanheusch2946 it's his nickname, his band name is Cannibal Corpse
@nodeloliver6201
4 жыл бұрын
Damn, neck game stronk as shit.
@georgiakate14467 жыл бұрын
His voice is so prettyyyyyyy
@Saint9101
7 жыл бұрын
Georgia Wants to drink bleach clique
@oldgoblin73126 жыл бұрын
"Did you just assume my fender??" Hehheh
@bigg44127 жыл бұрын
1:16 **Turns captions on** "Golden Ramsey"
@SCschoolpool4 жыл бұрын
when he said “and let the blood run forth”
@sleepy_gab5 жыл бұрын
0:56 I die laughing anytime Jared does that voice
@jazzwickrimples6 жыл бұрын
the pantera reference was funny as fuck lol
@kkov12304 жыл бұрын
2:48 "oH No"
@maestrodonna30087 жыл бұрын
The neck thing makes me think about Corey Taylor of slipnot he has a huge neck
@maggot-oe4mz
6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Skittles even craig cant strangle corey😂
@rentalren6080
5 жыл бұрын
corey taylor's neck is a black hole from which nothing escapes
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
@@rentalren6080 😂 Laughing like a failed startup of a car
@BoCore7 жыл бұрын
Aaaah That Killing Floor 2 bossfight-music in the black and white part xD wp Jared :D and ffak.. hell yes
@mutantkoffee7 жыл бұрын
For real, whats the deal with Steve 's thumbnail.
@skyzenskyluke5880
7 жыл бұрын
LycanElite i don't know either
@mnkeeper06113 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this video so many times and I still laugh every time... you should make more of these meme reviews!
@lpselsified52856 жыл бұрын
"And I thought Corey Taylor was bad" Im dying lol
@ThePseudonoob7 жыл бұрын
I am unsatisfied. There are no Tool album memes. I don't want 'em. I just need 'em.
@fac54577 жыл бұрын
Papa pless
@markus_selloi3 жыл бұрын
"This is probably the biggest accomplishment of my entire life" That one aged well
@andrewdavis25774 жыл бұрын
When you make a meme and post it to the internet, its g o i n g to be stolen. It's just how these things work around theses parts.
@emmaaxo84097 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to my girls who listen to metal ♥️🌹
@SeraphicSedition
7 жыл бұрын
Heyy Itsemx 🤘♀️🤘
@void.valkyrie6516
7 жыл бұрын
Me ^~^ 💀
@juhlasima758
7 жыл бұрын
Heyy Itsemx minää
@Wolfces12
7 жыл бұрын
Xerox Paper Are you nazi?
@void.valkyrie6516
7 жыл бұрын
+Nero nope
@spitfire56567 жыл бұрын
You can Break me down, You can bury me alive
@pedrotristao9507
7 жыл бұрын
spitfire5656 The ending scream...
@spiderhater_2406 жыл бұрын
"Bless my meat" ~Jared Dines 2k17
@quanxi48844 жыл бұрын
bro... i love all your video 🖤🖤
@isaacmiller8687 жыл бұрын
That's killed any collaboration with Stevie T
@sollertis80187 жыл бұрын
To that one girl at a metal show comment you made. Back in 08 I went to see slipknot who head lined with disturbed, dragon force and mastodon. Mainly went to see slipknot but before those 4 bands there was 10 other bands that were performing in a big open lot outside, there was 2 stages side by side so while one band played for about a half hour another one set up, bands like 5 finger death punch, walls of Jericho, etc. Well anyway there was a pretty violent pit going on, the 3 guys I were with were scared to go in, rightfully enough 2 of them I understand they're small guys and the dudes in the pit were pretty big most of them, Jamie though was just a poon lol. Anyway I'm a decent sized guy 5"11 200lbs and I went into there, some sides were assholes though swinging elbows throwing punches and shit, but it's a mosh pit. Well there was this gigantic guy who was only about 5"5 maybe but must've weighed at least 350 400 lbs and he could move pretty good for a massive dude. There was a tiny girl I mean TINY maybe 5 ft even, about 90 to 100 lbs. She was on the edge of the pit, I saw her step in a few times but get knocked right back easily, I was facing her at one point and that gigantic dude ran straight into me and shoved me hard I went flying forward and PLOWED this girl to the ground. On accident obviously, I look up and start trying to get up and pick her up while apologizing but before I did it, she looked me dead in the eye and screamed YEAHHHH!!!! While making the devil horns with her right hand. I was amazed at this point, she was cute to I was stunned lol. Anyway I got up and went to help her up but she just stood right up and tried pushing me, she just kinda pushed her self backwards and laughed at it lol. Than she gave me a hug and that was that. Pretty awesome.
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
What a story, did you score with here?
@jgphotography33656 жыл бұрын
they way Jared said "oh no" at: 2:48 killed me. *funniness intensifies*
@derickm40976 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. Keep it up. 👍🏻
@soapy123317 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was gonna be a collab with Stevie T
@DraconianError
7 жыл бұрын
Is Jared making fun of him?
@yigitbozok25087 жыл бұрын
Dank memes consume you then call you a friend
@richardfinch22966 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for like 2 years now and just realized I'm not subscribed. But it's okay because I am now. I am here to show my appreciation for this wonderful Channel
@oliviaplamondon53336 жыл бұрын
Why does this video amuse me so much
@feral_felidae4724 жыл бұрын
"How are you a person" 😂😂 totally forgot about this quote, still funny to this day
@darkthepegasus5 жыл бұрын
"Oh man, i thaught corey taylor was bad" that broke me 😂
@MishasPickleAndStuff6 жыл бұрын
i'm not even like a huge metal fan but your channel is so god damn hilarious
@Tirryna6 жыл бұрын
Omg! His reaction to the Stevie T meme was everything! I loved that high pitched " oh no"!
@TheMangerChild7 жыл бұрын
Papa Bless to you too, Jared. Now get you one of them sodie pops
@clouddaemon48287 жыл бұрын
about that neck,in Italy we have this person called Maurizio Costanzo whose literally have no neck.
@sofiabenedettini2263
6 жыл бұрын
Marco Esposito HAHAHAHAHAHA lo volevo scrivere pure io
@alesby421
6 жыл бұрын
Ma perché bisogna parlare di maurizio costanzo pure sotto i video americani 😂😂😂
@johnnewman94365 жыл бұрын
I laughed quite a lot. Great memes 🤘
@BlueCaboose426 жыл бұрын
3:03 You did him so dirty😂😂 poor StevieT
@lomaalexmichaelm.89027 жыл бұрын
Lmao "hey check out my meme!!! look at my meme!!!"
@sunforged16627 жыл бұрын
The harder to read the logo is the better the band is.
@anarchy__16936 жыл бұрын
4:32 I like how Jared just photoshopped Trump's head on one of Slayer's guitarists.
@Karrett886 жыл бұрын
It's awesome how he played fit for a king
@symbxlic23936 жыл бұрын
I fucking die with his Pantera's fan impression xDDDDD
@TheMonsterNMeMusic7 жыл бұрын
1:28 what is that song called? it sounds badass
@internalwahs1983
7 жыл бұрын
fit for a king - warpath
@TheMonsterNMeMusic
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate!
@themysteriousstranger240
6 жыл бұрын
Sarude Dandstorm
@fredybonilla1976
6 жыл бұрын
TheMonsterNMe Music A
@imadetheworld1075
5 жыл бұрын
@@themysteriousstranger240 yep absolutely agree
@handleiguesss5 жыл бұрын
Took a break to see what Brojob was and OH MY GOD I have never laughed so fucking hard in my life. I love it.
@dansblackteeshirt25715 жыл бұрын
thank you for explaining what a meme is so now I can show this to anyone
@Slybrow-ie4cq7 жыл бұрын
His laugh is giving me life 😂😂😂
@pieceofmilk35127 жыл бұрын
Teehee was a word created by Ryan Higa. It became very popular in 2007-8.
@outrun99513 жыл бұрын
2:48 always gets me 😂😂😂
@bugahtul71845 жыл бұрын
Love the Fit For A King in the beginning
@timeakatona45156 жыл бұрын
I can't stop repeating 0:56-1:09 😹😹
@Sky_xjks
6 жыл бұрын
Timea Katona same watched it like 5 times hahah
@duckygaming17847 жыл бұрын
When your mom asks tea or coffee: TEEHEE!
@operationjagsaknar73595 жыл бұрын
The only things that keep me from ending it all, metal and memes
@brandonmows7 жыл бұрын
That fit for a king playing 😍😍😍😍
@Fish-joe4 жыл бұрын
1:52 that guy has nothing on Corey taylor
@emilioisokay_2252
4 жыл бұрын
oFish no. Corey Taylor has nothing on him.
@Wheresthepepsibismol
4 жыл бұрын
That's corpsegrinder he has a bigger neck than Corey Taylor
@AtomicLimelight7 жыл бұрын
dear god! i died at Stevie T xD
@wickedwitt045 жыл бұрын
Nice FFAK music break at the "hyping the pit" skit.
@McAdeDixon6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the last ones SLAYER
@Linkolite7 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor's neck is gigantic too
@Daynknight10015 жыл бұрын
1:24 and 2:48 are the best ones. Jared's reaction at 2:48 is priceless.
@InVougeProductions6 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee that egg pop. it has warped my fragile little mind!
@hateisanunderstatement44216 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@christopherhealy79617 жыл бұрын
5:54 corey taylor and Chad kroeger right now XD XD
@KXDXKUSHI6 жыл бұрын
6:26 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ixbloodrainix7965 жыл бұрын
Omfg the neck thing still got me
@PulseOfTheMaggie7 жыл бұрын
I'm having a shit day and Jared's impression of Pantera fans made me feel a little better
Пікірлер: 2 700
Can anyone turn his explanation of memes into a meme?😂 great video Jared!
@Joe005
7 жыл бұрын
What do you meme?
@carolinepannen6869
7 жыл бұрын
***** and then react to the memes and create a memeception haha
@Josh_Wright
7 жыл бұрын
Caro 0611 The Pantera impressions bit:')
@weenar8270
7 жыл бұрын
yep its it that messy green logo is 55 gore look it up 55 gore logo
@phoenix82896
7 жыл бұрын
Caro 0611 you're .....pure evil
I love how the logos of metal bands are just becoming unreadable at this point because the bands keep trying to out metal the others. We need a metal band to have a logo in Times new Roman to reset the whole thing
@bergz1
7 жыл бұрын
comic sans
@NKG416
7 жыл бұрын
Parkway drive
@diazzsama
7 жыл бұрын
yeah, with a little bit touch of word art from microsoft word 2003.
@TheMotivationVault469
7 жыл бұрын
Arial is more readable
@LoLo-fj8iu
7 жыл бұрын
Not just their logos but the music too . They only want to out metal each other . Same ol boring riffs boring drums boring "vocals" . The only thing they care about is sounding "metal" and not making good music. So over produced and the guitars are too distorted
The Stevie T meme gets me every time
@bencoles4652
6 жыл бұрын
yh XD
@Orion_Groans
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@lifted.5916
5 жыл бұрын
It's so funny
@AbsoluteAbsurd
4 жыл бұрын
xD
@thegrinchinamaskholdingagu968
4 жыл бұрын
@@Orion_Groans I'm probly too late, but it is saying that Stevie T looks like the guy in the picture on the left. You would feel embarrassed if you made fun of someone who went on to be a big success, like Stevie T.
He's like pewdiepie metal edition
@charlesfehr3203
6 жыл бұрын
I Was, its just hard too see sarcasm in text
@SovietRussia777
6 жыл бұрын
Meme review *clap clap
@harold3345
6 жыл бұрын
No u
@danielschyttelvik6104
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, but Jared is TALENTED and FUNNY
@100fakts8
6 жыл бұрын
He's like the Jared, of nothing. **O**
Jared looks like a Buff version of Tobey maguire.
@theoneandonlylordfarquaad3361
6 жыл бұрын
Johnathan Gore 😂
@blackphillip8486
5 жыл бұрын
Your definition of "buff" confuses me.
@rigriggerson4949
5 жыл бұрын
You think this guy is buff bahah haha
@PopCrusher
4 жыл бұрын
Wtf he does lmao
@friendlyneighborhoodasianm912
4 жыл бұрын
And now I cant unsee ot
the Stevie T one was the best
@girlywolfpup1588
7 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 Agreed
@enoilemiranda4048
7 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 😂 I have never thought of that before
@gewuerzgurkeev
7 жыл бұрын
and he should do a shred wars with jared which in itself is a meme by now
@anythingchirping
7 жыл бұрын
lol I agree
@lolsagichnicht
7 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 I fucking hate that I made the meme and some random guy who shared it gets the attention😂
Why are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd the same? Their last big hit was The Wall.
@nononoyeseyeses7647
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua MacLeod DAMN! That was good
@invader_ren5974
6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Alexander Pagliara-Nydam I heard trump was supposed to make a wall too....turned out to be a myth
@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382
5 жыл бұрын
The Final Cut tho
@nathanv8525
5 жыл бұрын
@@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 Yeah that is a really good Coheed and Cambria song
@bikelifewill6483
5 жыл бұрын
.......... It was a tree u spack
"Yuh don't listen to panteruh? The fuck do you thienk yuh aweh."
I'm surprised Jared wasn't aware of George Fisher's barrel sized neck
@MrMrmody1996
7 жыл бұрын
Shiba he's poser not a real metalhead
@metal882
7 жыл бұрын
mody T XD joke, right?
@davidbenko4019
7 жыл бұрын
mody T Only because he hasn't seen corpsegrinder before? That is fucking dumb.
@MrMrmody1996
7 жыл бұрын
Tyler CEO NFGxFSUxInc. Kind of
@MrMrmody1996
7 жыл бұрын
David Benkö he hasn't seen corpsegrinder before but seen tons of other shitty popstars... you'll be the judge
Corpsegrinder doesn't have a big neck, he just has a tiny lower jaw. He's very sensitive about it.
@evanblake5252
7 жыл бұрын
He has both.
“His neck is the same size as his head, how are you a person” corey taylor- am I a joke to you
@craigjones109
3 жыл бұрын
and I took that personally
@juanjoyaborja.3054
2 жыл бұрын
He mentioned that later and even considered Corpsegrinder worse.
Me: watches "greatest metal memes ever" video Ad: play your favorite pop songs!!
@stringtube8760
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ekthorvd6739
4 жыл бұрын
StringTube the real meme here is that you're watching a metal video with that profile pic
0:56 I didn't know Pantera fans were posh British people xD
@juanjoyaborja.3054
2 жыл бұрын
He’s trying to mock them with a self-righteous typical British accent.
They put TEEHEE on a wall in the background of their new music video
@midnightreverie_
7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic They? Who?
@midnightreverie_
7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic Oh, their new music video name please?
@JacksonTheEpic
7 жыл бұрын
RatHead Master Dying in a Red Room
@midnightreverie_
7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic Thanks bruh!
@jamesharris5232
7 жыл бұрын
I'mma inform Ryan Higa.
Stevie T got done so bad
@thatonemetalheadslipknot4d15
5 жыл бұрын
Rip lol
Gordon can’t bless your meat if theres no Lamb Sauce
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😅
jet fuel can melt metal memes
@kyibfmh7770
7 жыл бұрын
Shane Joseph You must be fun at parties
@harpist.
7 жыл бұрын
+ken alexander No one has fun at parties Parties are gay
@kudos4201
7 жыл бұрын
Who goes to parties? What are you fuckin gay?
@harpist.
7 жыл бұрын
+Ramsey Hildebrand Generalising is gay
@randomdude4669
6 жыл бұрын
Callum Anderson nice rip shame o dont remeber the comedian
Jared is a rare pepe
@cstubbssubs7746
7 жыл бұрын
Shane Joseph *dead
@NickTheSickDick
7 жыл бұрын
How dare you label Djared as a stale mem.
@invader_ren5974
6 жыл бұрын
Eric _472 And mr lizard is a rare pope
@nodeloliver6201
4 жыл бұрын
@@NickTheSickDick Djared "DjentLord" Dines
corpse grinder seriously had a huge neck
@bigmang7262
6 жыл бұрын
Darrion McCune *Has
@alexvoicu3210
6 жыл бұрын
You’re wrong my friend, in this case the huge neck has corpsegrinder
@kkov1230
4 жыл бұрын
SLO MO BROS bigger than Corey Taylor's lmao
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
@@kkov1230 It's like if Corpsegrinder had a baby, he'd have Corey Taylor or something
"How are you a person" I'm dying😂😂
I fucking LOST IT at the Mitch Lucker vocals. 4:51
the bands at 3:50 are 1. Attila 2. Infant Annihilator 3. Abominable Putridity and fairly sure the last two are 4. Biological Monstrosity 5. XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX (fairly sure it is) Where my free shirt?
@Foreverwar97
5 жыл бұрын
@@xxxzinkoxxx774 the album gore is amazing
@cavespider6665
5 жыл бұрын
yup
@agustinquindimil6594
3 жыл бұрын
WTF the name means something in afrikai
@cerberus3504
3 жыл бұрын
@@agustinquindimil6594 it's also mean something in english : Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus
How does Jared not know who Corpsegrinder is?
@metalhead6783
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly that's what i thought as well like how
@xenobass5264
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes and I ruined it
@lindsay8320
3 жыл бұрын
Or mudvayne, atleast dig by mudvayne..
@rigriggerson4949
3 жыл бұрын
Corekid poser
@juanjoyaborja.3054
2 жыл бұрын
@@rigriggerson4949 Bro, if he doesn’t know one person from the death metal scene that doesn’t make him a poser lol
if you don't like pantera, you better just WALK away.
@IvanChernenko
6 жыл бұрын
Ghoulish Gamer Fuck yeah
@danielschyttelvik6104
6 жыл бұрын
I am not a huuge fan, but I like them
@metalmissile8837
6 жыл бұрын
*Better just walk on home, boy
@poohshiesty6859
6 жыл бұрын
Or you'd better just walk on home boy
@thatonemetalheadslipknot4d15
5 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
on the Internet, memes are king
@rongusta11
7 жыл бұрын
P0LYB0X then who's the emperor?
@manuelsotelo4242
7 жыл бұрын
rongusta11 not pepe
@mutantkoffee
7 жыл бұрын
P0LYB0X but in real life, the truth is memes are lame and ridiculous.
@kudos4201
7 жыл бұрын
No
Can anyone explain where the sudden TEEHEE references are coming from? Hasn't that been Nigahiga's catchphrase since forever?
@fabiorcferreira
7 жыл бұрын
i still don't get it, care to explain?
@RedScatta
7 жыл бұрын
Fábio Ferreira Watch Jareds reaction to Suicide Silence Doris
@talynamayah
7 жыл бұрын
Hacate FOR REAL
@ari_shoot
7 жыл бұрын
Hacate omg I totally forgot about this!! I love Ryan so much!!
@jesseperkins4420
7 жыл бұрын
Go watch Jared dines' REACTION to Doris by suicide silence
4:57 HE DID THEM SO DIRTY OH MY GOD
Corpsegrinder's neck is #1 god of chaos and destruction but corey taylor's neck is like the messenger of doom and darkness
"thought Corey Taylor was bad" :)))))))))) L0L
The Stevie T. meme just killed me.
2:32 I felt that in my SOUL. I've been "that girl" at so many metal shows.
5:34 "feel old yet?" Jared : *pause* "yeah i do.. I feel really old" 😭😂
Fit for a king, yo
@luckyeggs8627
7 жыл бұрын
Doiz the one guy that hype everyone he played one of their songs omg haah
@metsavend112
7 жыл бұрын
Fit for a king is just pure gold. :P
@guythatseesalemon6581
7 жыл бұрын
Doiz Fit For A Meme
@TwistyFreshNips
7 жыл бұрын
Doiz Bitter End is fucking brutal
@blakestevenson2535
7 жыл бұрын
Doiz thought I heard them
2:51 I wonder if Steve has seen it
@will_stevens
4 жыл бұрын
One O One what video?
@omchakravarthyrajkumar9900
3 жыл бұрын
I think it was ine where he reacted to memes
2:20 my friend sent me one of these for motionless in white that said “what in reincarnation?!” And I brought that up for the rest of the month 😂😂😂
@randomchannel2105
6 жыл бұрын
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 how....do I find you.....EVERYWHERE XD
@dexterdacat5790
5 жыл бұрын
@@randomchannel2105 i- i had this channel once but I lost the password ;-;
@deadaccount9999
5 жыл бұрын
I spy Jeff the Killer. You a creepypasta fan too, I take it?
Corey taylor's neck
@Syphilon
6 жыл бұрын
He should've been in the neck builder meme
@okruma625
6 жыл бұрын
big necc
@annemarievanheusch2946
5 жыл бұрын
@Gloom Of Creation Corpsegrinder is George Fisher's band name
@katatonic5672
5 жыл бұрын
@@annemarievanheusch2946 it's his nickname, his band name is Cannibal Corpse
@nodeloliver6201
4 жыл бұрын
Damn, neck game stronk as shit.
His voice is so prettyyyyyyy
@Saint9101
7 жыл бұрын
Georgia Wants to drink bleach clique
"Did you just assume my fender??" Hehheh
1:16 **Turns captions on** "Golden Ramsey"
when he said “and let the blood run forth”
0:56 I die laughing anytime Jared does that voice
the pantera reference was funny as fuck lol
2:48 "oH No"
The neck thing makes me think about Corey Taylor of slipnot he has a huge neck
@maggot-oe4mz
6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Skittles even craig cant strangle corey😂
@rentalren6080
5 жыл бұрын
corey taylor's neck is a black hole from which nothing escapes
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
@@rentalren6080 😂 Laughing like a failed startup of a car
Aaaah That Killing Floor 2 bossfight-music in the black and white part xD wp Jared :D and ffak.. hell yes
For real, whats the deal with Steve 's thumbnail.
@skyzenskyluke5880
7 жыл бұрын
LycanElite i don't know either
I’ve watched this video so many times and I still laugh every time... you should make more of these meme reviews!
"And I thought Corey Taylor was bad" Im dying lol
I am unsatisfied. There are no Tool album memes. I don't want 'em. I just need 'em.
Papa pless
"This is probably the biggest accomplishment of my entire life" That one aged well
When you make a meme and post it to the internet, its g o i n g to be stolen. It's just how these things work around theses parts.
Shoutout to my girls who listen to metal ♥️🌹
@SeraphicSedition
7 жыл бұрын
Heyy Itsemx 🤘♀️🤘
@void.valkyrie6516
7 жыл бұрын
Me ^~^ 💀
@juhlasima758
7 жыл бұрын
Heyy Itsemx minää
@Wolfces12
7 жыл бұрын
Xerox Paper Are you nazi?
@void.valkyrie6516
7 жыл бұрын
+Nero nope
You can Break me down, You can bury me alive
@pedrotristao9507
7 жыл бұрын
spitfire5656 The ending scream...
"Bless my meat" ~Jared Dines 2k17
bro... i love all your video 🖤🖤
That's killed any collaboration with Stevie T
To that one girl at a metal show comment you made. Back in 08 I went to see slipknot who head lined with disturbed, dragon force and mastodon. Mainly went to see slipknot but before those 4 bands there was 10 other bands that were performing in a big open lot outside, there was 2 stages side by side so while one band played for about a half hour another one set up, bands like 5 finger death punch, walls of Jericho, etc. Well anyway there was a pretty violent pit going on, the 3 guys I were with were scared to go in, rightfully enough 2 of them I understand they're small guys and the dudes in the pit were pretty big most of them, Jamie though was just a poon lol. Anyway I'm a decent sized guy 5"11 200lbs and I went into there, some sides were assholes though swinging elbows throwing punches and shit, but it's a mosh pit. Well there was this gigantic guy who was only about 5"5 maybe but must've weighed at least 350 400 lbs and he could move pretty good for a massive dude. There was a tiny girl I mean TINY maybe 5 ft even, about 90 to 100 lbs. She was on the edge of the pit, I saw her step in a few times but get knocked right back easily, I was facing her at one point and that gigantic dude ran straight into me and shoved me hard I went flying forward and PLOWED this girl to the ground. On accident obviously, I look up and start trying to get up and pick her up while apologizing but before I did it, she looked me dead in the eye and screamed YEAHHHH!!!! While making the devil horns with her right hand. I was amazed at this point, she was cute to I was stunned lol. Anyway I got up and went to help her up but she just stood right up and tried pushing me, she just kinda pushed her self backwards and laughed at it lol. Than she gave me a hug and that was that. Pretty awesome.
@sidthejovian5105
3 жыл бұрын
What a story, did you score with here?
they way Jared said "oh no" at: 2:48 killed me. *funniness intensifies*
Love your videos. Keep it up. 👍🏻
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was gonna be a collab with Stevie T
@DraconianError
7 жыл бұрын
Is Jared making fun of him?
Dank memes consume you then call you a friend
I've been watching your videos for like 2 years now and just realized I'm not subscribed. But it's okay because I am now. I am here to show my appreciation for this wonderful Channel
Why does this video amuse me so much
"How are you a person" 😂😂 totally forgot about this quote, still funny to this day
"Oh man, i thaught corey taylor was bad" that broke me 😂
i'm not even like a huge metal fan but your channel is so god damn hilarious
Omg! His reaction to the Stevie T meme was everything! I loved that high pitched " oh no"!
Papa Bless to you too, Jared. Now get you one of them sodie pops
about that neck,in Italy we have this person called Maurizio Costanzo whose literally have no neck.
@sofiabenedettini2263
6 жыл бұрын
Marco Esposito HAHAHAHAHAHA lo volevo scrivere pure io
@alesby421
6 жыл бұрын
Ma perché bisogna parlare di maurizio costanzo pure sotto i video americani 😂😂😂
I laughed quite a lot. Great memes 🤘
3:03 You did him so dirty😂😂 poor StevieT
Lmao "hey check out my meme!!! look at my meme!!!"
The harder to read the logo is the better the band is.
4:32 I like how Jared just photoshopped Trump's head on one of Slayer's guitarists.
It's awesome how he played fit for a king
I fucking die with his Pantera's fan impression xDDDDD
1:28 what is that song called? it sounds badass
@internalwahs1983
7 жыл бұрын
fit for a king - warpath
@TheMonsterNMeMusic
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate!
@themysteriousstranger240
6 жыл бұрын
Sarude Dandstorm
@fredybonilla1976
6 жыл бұрын
TheMonsterNMe Music A
@imadetheworld1075
5 жыл бұрын
@@themysteriousstranger240 yep absolutely agree
Took a break to see what Brojob was and OH MY GOD I have never laughed so fucking hard in my life. I love it.
thank you for explaining what a meme is so now I can show this to anyone
His laugh is giving me life 😂😂😂
Teehee was a word created by Ryan Higa. It became very popular in 2007-8.
2:48 always gets me 😂😂😂
Love the Fit For A King in the beginning
I can't stop repeating 0:56-1:09 😹😹
@Sky_xjks
6 жыл бұрын
Timea Katona same watched it like 5 times hahah
When your mom asks tea or coffee: TEEHEE!
The only things that keep me from ending it all, metal and memes
That fit for a king playing 😍😍😍😍
1:52 that guy has nothing on Corey taylor
@emilioisokay_2252
4 жыл бұрын
oFish no. Corey Taylor has nothing on him.
@Wheresthepepsibismol
4 жыл бұрын
That's corpsegrinder he has a bigger neck than Corey Taylor
dear god! i died at Stevie T xD
Nice FFAK music break at the "hyping the pit" skit.
I'm pretty sure the last ones SLAYER
Corey Taylor's neck is gigantic too
1:24 and 2:48 are the best ones. Jared's reaction at 2:48 is priceless.
I can't unsee that egg pop. it has warped my fragile little mind!
I love this guy
5:54 corey taylor and Chad kroeger right now XD XD
6:26 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg the neck thing still got me
I'm having a shit day and Jared's impression of Pantera fans made me feel a little better