"Bless me Father, for I am about to sin." 😂

They should've made a Coach Hines movie

@finneganpeterson733

5 жыл бұрын

oh my god yes

@alejandrogonzalez1541

3 жыл бұрын

I agree they should've made "Coach Hines:The Movie." Hahaha. 😁

@LINJ638

2 жыл бұрын

@@alejandrogonzalez1541 The Revenge of Coach Hines.

@TheRealBatCave

Жыл бұрын

💯

@1mortalados63

6 ай бұрын

​@@zippy3984yeah,movies ruin the characters

Yaminashi is trying so hard not to crack up every time hines freaks out on him

@finneganpeterson733

5 жыл бұрын

yea

@befdoglover1

Жыл бұрын

Ike does the same thing playing both the principal or student.

@pkizzlebeats

Жыл бұрын

U kno that’s Bobby lee right?

Keegan-Michael Key should be the number one box-office star of motion pictures.His talent is massive.

@jackwhitbread4583

2 жыл бұрын

Much more massive than people realise. Not only is he a genius comedy writer but he is also a shakespearean trained actor

When he leaves the room then jumps on yamamashis back has to be a top 10 high point in mad tv.

"here's the envelope and you just pu-uuuushed it!" LMAO HAHAHAHA

@SahlEbrahim

7 жыл бұрын

Benziiish i dont get it

@Benziiish

7 жыл бұрын

It's a saying. You say that when you feel that someone went to far. The funny thing is it's old and corny plus the way he says it with the body motion and all hahaha.

this is one of the funniest characters Ive ever seen.

Been watching mr Keegan for over 20 years now.i just love him.he is truly a great comedian. Congrats on all your success.

This makes me proud to be a coach and PE teacher. I have modeled my career after this guy.

@mikeshelnut7560

5 жыл бұрын

Haha you fucked up

@ReginaldForman

3 жыл бұрын

Get em coach brian!

@Shubham-fk5oq

3 жыл бұрын

And I'm yamanashi

@KelKilimanjaro

3 жыл бұрын

Do you work at an ice cream joint afterwards to cover the remainder of your expenses?

@Warhammer820

3 жыл бұрын

@@KelKilimanjaro unfortunately no 😥 my coaching responsibilities don’t allow it

My hero and mentor...coach hines

Yominashi: Times change, bro! Hines: Did you just call me "bro"? *Leaves room* *Jumps out of nowhere onto Yominashi* Hines: YOU.....DON'T.....EVER.....CALL ME "BRO".....EVER!! 🤣

Can't forget Bobby Lee absolutely phenomenal

“Do you want to burn in hell, son?” 🤣

I asked for 164% and he she came out here and gave 207% priceless!

The highlight of his career........Love the coach

and the beeper just went off!

This won't work nowadays, people are too sensitive

2017.....still has me laughing harder with each and every "compilation" I come across. Coach Hines should go in the Guinness book of world Records for most consistent hilarious threats ever! Thank you for truly giving me a reason to smile and laugh even on the days when I feel as if nothing on earth could allow me to even crack a smile. Thank you! The gift you give all of us who have been lucky enough to watch your skits as Coach Hines is a gift that is more precious and priceless than any gift I've ever received from any shelf at the local mall THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

@ryanharbor3803

6 жыл бұрын

Yes Jill lol

I just found coach hines what a legend ✊

Hard to pick a favorite line but 'I will.put a syringe of raw sewage in your arm' is right up there.

Look at how hard everyone is trying not to laugh

@finneganpeterson733

5 жыл бұрын

yea

All of his skits are hilarious, I am non stop laughing , please bring Madtv back, miss my coach Hines

Best 24 mins of my life

@gerwinpaulbalan8307

6 жыл бұрын

briana claiborne 9

it took 6 years to make this beautiful piece of art work? "Did you just call me bro?"

God it’s crazy.. more than half these jokes wouldn’t be allowed on tv anymore. Even Saturday night live is child’s play these days compared to this

"instead of peace on earth ill make it hell on earth what ya think about that.. cause ill do it ill set u on fire like a charcoal brickette " XD golden

"I'm going to cut your body in half with a hub cap" 😂😂😂 and @6:20 he just simply had nothing creative to say but it was so direct and hilarious lmao so many one liners...

I swear his shorts get shorter with each skit...lol

@MrRITTER45

6 жыл бұрын

Shelby Lynne for the love of god why are those shorts so short

@veranya2074

6 жыл бұрын

Shelby Lynne kinky right????

@Dippmip

6 жыл бұрын

or he is getting fatter

@meisteremm

9 ай бұрын

​@MrRITTER45 So that when he squats down in front of the team during timeout, one of his balls can fall out and just dangle before their horrified faces.

"Can you see what I am dealing with here, your Presidency?" ha haaa

We need a compilation of "SASAISAAA"s LMAOO

@richelle7211

Жыл бұрын

Cracks me UP!!

I loved the confessional 😛

There's the line ... and you crossed it 💀

Suplex!! Gets me every time

@RepublicTeaRoom

7 жыл бұрын

Jonny Boy Yes!!!

Coach Hines and Yaminashi are two of the funniest characters I’ve EVER seen on television

Dead and buried before the Amber alert goes out. Brilliant!😅

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine never laughed hard enough...this is so funny I think I broke my brain.

@jillianjoys1443

7 жыл бұрын

JR Nicholson amen amen amen!!!

@charliesheen590

6 жыл бұрын

JR N u dont have a brain

I miss Coach Hine!!

"do u wanna expire" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sisoysin!!!! lmaooooo. The skit with the basketball game has to be my favorite.

I forgot all about coach Hines lmao I’m on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmaoooooooooo comedy gold lmaooo 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Bless me father for I am about to sin". I'm dead

This is the greatest coach Hines travesty of comedic injustice ever. You have the editing skills of a blind mannequin.

@18:00 "I KNOW IT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE!" I cried for nearly 5 minutes!

@jillianjoys1443

7 жыл бұрын

Sherlock Holmes EVERY SINGLE TIME!!

@emptyoblivion1852

6 жыл бұрын

Headless PileDriver 😂😂😂😂

headless piledriver. gets me everytime.

you call this the greatest montage, but you left out his appearance at the school dance, and his greatest insult ever to Yaminashi: "i don't know how, but i will make you caucasian!"

@tarlankasra

6 жыл бұрын

whitedevil2 *Yamanashi*

@yungjax

6 жыл бұрын

whitedevil2 my favorite is the confessional "can you just give me the all clear to make Yaminashi eat some broken glass or something?"

@jackg237

6 жыл бұрын

whitedevil2 Lmao

@707zacbuster

Жыл бұрын

Also he left out some of his best threats

@silentleo801

Жыл бұрын

@whitedevil2 I’m crying😭😂😂😂

If he's not every gym teacher I don't know what is

@RepublicTeaRoom

7 жыл бұрын

Dee King21 With those "bike" label shorts...no one looked good in those. Hilarious!

@bubbapacha7672

5 жыл бұрын

@@RepublicTeaRoom i swear when at home "BIKE" shorts were all my dad wore!!! Lmao.... He had a yellow...blue...red...and kelly green. He wasnt a coach but was a jock in school. He was a 1st baseman from like 6 yrs old in little league till he graduated from Temple High School in Temple Tx. He then got a "FULL ride" to SMU in baseball BUt didnt know if he wanted to go there (he didnt wanna leave my grandma and uncle...who was only 13 at the time) because my grandpa had just died and they were having issues dealing with it. Dad had a way to get emotions out with ball. Anyway not too long after he chose to attend class and playa year at TJC (Temple Junior College) before transferring on to SMU....so he was officially a mustang. When in his sr year he was invited to spring trainingbwith the Htown Astros...but he wasnt fastvenough sovhevjust stopped. I tell u this cuz i wonder if being a former jock helped him get used to those shitty scratchy polyester "bike" coaches shorts

@michellejackson1096

5 жыл бұрын

😁😁😁😁

@fjordsi7404

5 жыл бұрын

The way you people are putting bike in quotations makes me feel REALLY old

I think I deceased 5 minutes ago.

I have a crush on coach Hines!!!!

Need a sequel for this w/ more scenes from them playing paintball & the football scene where the star player comes back to clown on Hines.

“i am gunna remove your duodenum” CLASSIC

@10:30 "Ring around your throaty with a table saw" LOL

Mad TV was just amazing!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF A GOAT NUT

Yes jumping over Yaminashi is a great moment.. taking his leg over him too... Pure gold.

"I can SEE you man (he's trying not to laugh) night goggles...I can see you!" makes me laugh harder!

BLITZ! YOU GOTTA BLITZ EM!

you got a new name now its hail Mary full of bullets! hahahah holy fuck

there's your optic nerve and spinal cord

Coach Hines is the best coach ever #Sassoysen

LMFAO! I can't wait to tell someone that I'm going to kick them in their fifth vertebrae! That could be my all time favorite threat.

He does a great Matt Foley.

A lot of the mad TV cast must have love Farley I can see Farley and Coach Hines great work peel absolutely this is f****** 😂

I had coach named coach Hines and he acted just like this

The sound of a angry Canadian 😂😂😂

I had a coach/teacher just like him.

Key n Peel n Bobby Lee the holy trinity of Mad Tv

@DrJ-hx7wv

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget Will Sasso

I wonder if they ever thought of making a Coach Hines movie.

OMG I remember coach Hines on this show he the funniest characters on this show 😀😀😀😀😀😀😆

I can't breathe 😂

@marcellespencer124

2 жыл бұрын

Is everybody still alive after Covid ?

saw my own nads off with a kite string lmaoo

One of the most underrated comedic characters of all time. KMK absolutely killed this role every single time.

@Mr.Gibbles

9 ай бұрын

Who?? Go back to school karen.

@jonathanturbide2232

Ай бұрын

Underrated by who?? Who's underrating him, the character is beloved and highly remembered, so again how the F is he underrated?

I miss madtv. CLEARLY the fox version was WWWAAAYYY better than the cw's

@Pwnzistor

5 жыл бұрын

You had actors like Will Sasso, Michael McDonald, Keegan Michael Key, Jordan Peele, Nicole Sullivan, Deborah Wilson, Bobby Lee, and Mo Collins in the original... You can't compete with that.

@smokyonebongnobi5459

Жыл бұрын

Mad tv is way better then SNL

Do you think i give a rat's ass if i use the wrong theater term or not😂😂😂😂

Desperately need to bring the mad tv show back all episodes from first film all fils to last bring it back fast

He is hilarious!

OMG!! the army shorts, I gotta get one. lol

Bless me Father for I'm about to sin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kinda a Chris Farley style humor

@acorn2oak90

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds just like him.

this skit is the funniest shit i swear

Wow this is swell!

I MISS THIS SHOW!!!!

My ABSOLUTE favorite character ever ever lmfao bahahahahahaha

DAMNIT YAMANASHI!

I’m in complete control “ chi ash’s a” you wanna docido? Love this Coach

holy mother of God and heaven at the same exact same time. .lol

He went from coach to substitute teacher

coach hines ...

key and peele need to bring coach hines back

14:30 Bobby started laughing.

Did you just call me bro!!!!!!!

@sudhirjain7173

5 жыл бұрын

YAMANASHI. DON'T U EVER CALL ME BRO AGAIN

33 people got their duwadnum removed.

@Samstar369

6 жыл бұрын

duodenum*

Great video thank you

I wish we had a teacher like that at my school

Coach Hines taught Anderson Silva those kicks

Why would Oliver twist be Asian? It works humorously on so many levels

*That 2nd clip I saw when it came out. I was like where did he come from?? BOOM out of nowhere!!*

4:00 Secure it son 😂😂

...tie ..golf shirt...priceless

lol omg it's my old bus driver XD

YAMANASHI WRAP IT UP!