"He was absorbing it like the trees took in sunlight. Osmos-thingy was his for cunnin. Or sumthin like that" Can we just take a moment to appreciate that bit?

@holdenbraylen763

2 жыл бұрын

I realize I'm quite off topic but does anyone know of a good place to stream new tv shows online?

@ernestomatthias8682

2 жыл бұрын

@Holden Braylen Flixportal :P

@holdenbraylen763

2 жыл бұрын

@Ernesto Matthias thanks, I went there and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :) I really appreciate it!!

@ernestomatthias8682

2 жыл бұрын

@Holden Braylen you are welcome :)

@josephweymon8020

Жыл бұрын

Next we attack the Tipplers & the City Man Bears!!!

"Kronan, what is best in life ?" "To gather da biggest ' WAAAGH, to see da enemy go squish an' boom , and then fight a bigga one with more dakka"

The 'Night Before Thinkmaz" is a international (intra-galaxtic) treasure! And now my second favorite 40k holiday behind Sanguinala!

@ninim1028

3 жыл бұрын

Wot bout ORKTOBA?

@ArtPatron25

3 жыл бұрын

What about Slaaneshmas?

@NoTimeAllTime

3 жыл бұрын

Slaaneshmas is dead dead!

@fumarc4501

3 жыл бұрын

Remember ta leave out some dakka n fungus brew fer Krumpa Klawz!

@josephweymon8020

Жыл бұрын

Merry Thinkmus to all, & to all a good foight!!!

I say it every time there's a Kronan story but damn Baldy, I love the Conan and 40k melding! What is best in life? To Krump your enemies, see them Dakka'd before you, and to hear the Lamentations of the Humies!

"Da fookin humies did dis!" - An Ork (Probably)

Who is even disliking these videos I’m calling shenanigans.

@banneduser5187

3 жыл бұрын

bet itz dose chaos crazys

@josephskiles

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering that myself, who could possibly dislike this man's excellent work?

@rosschoi2917

3 жыл бұрын

Deffo shenanigans

@draconicworkshop5679

3 жыл бұрын

I have reason to believe that there are some bots that have been let loose on KZread, and they dislike video after video, not sure why, but its possible.

@josephskiles

3 жыл бұрын

@@draconicworkshop5679 man that makes as much sense as anything because honestly who would dislike his work after hearing one video it'll make you a fan

More Kronan. It is making me giggle inside like a Nightlord with a brand new "toy"

ITZ A FINKMAS MIRACLE!!!!

OI, ITS DA GREATEST OF DA LORE BOYZ, ERE HE RELEASIN ANADA MASTA PIECE! WWWWAAAAGGH!!

@banneduser5187

3 жыл бұрын

SURE IS BOSS!

So looks like orks are going to second army. TIME TO KRUMP SUM HUMIES

@johncaddick5075

3 жыл бұрын

As an ork second army player, welcome to the xenoside.

Many within the Imperium believe that the Greenskins are one in the same, and by a simple observation that may be the case, but that further from the truth. The Orks have several differences that by human standards, but to the Orks it is a way of lifestyle that directs their own actions, and the Clans are such an example. These Clans are by appearance don’t seem too disimular to one other, but to the Orks of one Clan could feel insulted that you confuse them with a different Clan.

@Daimon-X

3 жыл бұрын

“And if there’s anything more dangerous than an orc, it’s an orc that can think a little.’ - Brunner The Bounty Hunter

@donwebber9071

3 жыл бұрын

@@Daimon-X remember kunnin is in hats

@UnkaStunka

2 жыл бұрын

@@Daimon-X thank you for reminding me of my favorit Warhammer fantasy novels.

Hello KZread algorithm. This is going to sound weird but all Ork players NEED to see the movie Every Which Way But Loose an to a lesser degree the sequel Any Which Way You Can. Think of it like a history project.

Damm I'm so early the blood ravens haven't stolen something yet

@amw5288

3 жыл бұрын

You underestimate the Ravens

@ChillAssTurtle

3 жыл бұрын

Retrieved>Steal

@banneduser5187

3 жыл бұрын

anyone seen my squig?

Goffs: Da Best Clan. If ya don't fink so, we'll rip ya da bits!

@trajanfidelis1532

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, da deffskulz is da best clan, we haz da best loot an da shiniest gubbinz

@lukastroller3730

3 жыл бұрын

@@trajanfidelis1532 won't do ya no good mukkin about an' lootin when I'm bashin' yer gob in

@fumarc4501

3 жыл бұрын

Evil Sunz ez da fastest!

It is a little known fact across the Imperium at large, but the sheer number of Orks and their intimate relationship with the warp means that their worldview is being constantly enforced on all other lifeforms in the galaxy, regardless of their stance on the topic or even their knowledge thereof. Simply put, in the grim darkness of far future there is only war predominantly because the Orks want it that way.

@nicholasleclerc1583

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, cooooool !!! And I guess only Chaos, the Tyranids, & the White/Dark Eldars in the Webway are left isolated from that power, right ?

@jehovasabettor9080

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasleclerc1583 Well, the Tyranids one is obvious, you eat meat, but you aren't exactly at war with, say, cows. Chaos and Dark Eldar are subjects to the Warp, and are dependent on and subservient to it wherever they are - and if its shaped by Orks, so are they. As for the regular Eldar, with their dwindling numbers, not as if they didn't *want* to get into wars a lot - they just can't really afford it.

Picking a Blood Axe advisor? Now there's "kunnin'"! Thinkmas? "'Ave you been kunnin', or brootal?"

Helsreach from Richard Boylan is a good take on this from the Black Templars side of the 2nd attack on Armageddon. (The voice over isnt his just the animation)

"But a brief one, because it's not the 80s" Nah, but I gotta say, I'm all for the Conan references.

orks,Orks, ORKS🙌🏾 Uncle Baldermort's the Man 50 grand

I like how there was an Ork Dr zeus parody about a 3rd of the way through. XD Caught me off guard doing my studying. lol "TO ALL A GOOD FAIGHT!"

'a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel' - love the remixed black adder reference.

I loved "The Night before Thinkmas". That was a stroke of genius LOL 😂 great video as always.

@ranekeisenkralle8265

3 жыл бұрын

Very true. Made me laugh until I got tears in my eyes...

@josephweymon8020

Жыл бұрын

Merry Thinkmus to all, & to all a good foight!!!

For the heresy of Christmas rhyme before Halloween has even passed you have been sentenced to life in a Penitent Engine. May the Emperor have mercy on your soul.

@Wikid0Majik

3 жыл бұрын

It was Thinkmas, you serf.

Omfg. That Thinkmass poem was solid. Gold. I literally lost my shit laughing. Good on you. Never stop.

It's krumpin' time ya gits!

"Orkimedes" and "Thinkmas" and "Cunin" are truly things Orkz would ponder. I am far too inquisitive to be Orky. It's why I prefer Khornate marines and Black Templars.

@silvussol8966

3 жыл бұрын

Wot u mean Orkz ain’t inqwizzah-wot? Wez be ponderin’ all sorts a fings. Like wot yer humie inside bits look like? ... an... an wot yer inside bits taste like? OHH-OHH!! An were we should stik yer ‘ead wen it’s off. Duz it go on a pole? On me armor? Do I see how far I can kick it? Howz dat fer ponderin’, ya git!

@TheKing-qz9wd

3 жыл бұрын

@@silvussol8966 Funny, I was wondering how you'll scream for me.

@trolldrool

3 жыл бұрын

Khorne worship's for boyz wot want rules and like being told wot t'do.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! (Scuse' me, just waking up,) ANOTHER PIECE OF LEGENDARY LORE!!!! Well done, Sir Baldermort! LOVE ME SOME A DEM ORK BOYZZZ LORE !

Today's rule finding: A Space Marine Chaplain's default litany "Litany of Hate" affects Core and Character units (of the same chapter). Black Templar Crusader Squads are not Core units. The implication is clear: The litany is preached in High Gothic, which Black Templar do not learn until they are sword brethren; Black Templar are therefore Catholics.

As an ork player ......, ....... I couldn’t love you more Sir 😊. I have LITERALLY begun to add new forces to a 4500 pt army in homage ....

I love it when a kunnin plan comes to gether WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Someone make a custom Kronnan model please.

@fumarc4501

3 жыл бұрын

Take Conan the Barbarian, add a gut, and paint em green.

Another Ork video during Orktober! Gork and Mork are pleased. I'll listen to this while I finish to build my *Stompa* ✌🏻

Love from Plymouth! Hope you're doing well~

This channel. On this topic. 57 minutes. I am feeling unbridled, unrestrained joy. WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Awwwwe yeeeaaah boyyyyyys here we go with that good shit. Nothing better then some grade A lore to make a Friday into a damn fine day!

Last week a premature blast went off, and a mile in the sky went Big Jim Goff.

Kronan the KUNNIN is fast becoming one of my favourite characters of yours, mr Baldermort. Not long now and he'll be overthrowing the prophet himself.

glad you covered these guys. Orks are my favorite Xenos race in 40k, they have such great lore and great faction to Kitbash for

So little time after the Imperial Fists video we get an hour long ork one? This must be heaven. Perfect material to listen to while working on my necron warriors

I just want to say how much I love Baldermort. A masterful storyteller who weaves excitement and tragedy, horror and elation, levity and grim reality. I could not be happier than when another installment is released.

Mag'uruk thrakka. Da Iron Ork. He's got da metal head to prove it.

Baldermort you sure like to spoil us with this huge videos huh. You are making me run out of ways to express my love for your content. Keep on the good work man.

Twas the night before Thinkmas, when all through the camp. Not a creature was fighting not even an ork champ. The bosses eads were hung by the dakka with care. In hope that Gork and Mork would be there. The snotlings were nestled all snug in there beds. With visions of loot piled in their heads. Big boss in his tent and I in my cave maw. Had just finished a good seasons WAAAGGGGHHHH. When out in the camp there arose such a clatter. I sprung from my rock to see what was the matter. And away to the noise I ran like a flash. Hoping for a really good bash. The light off the armor did glow. It seems the humies have put on a show. But what to my wandering eyes did appear. But another good fight was here. But faster than warbike Big Boss came. And growled, "Let's give these humies some pain". "Now Facestomppa! now Skullsmasha! now Madsplitta! and Gloomkraka!". "Urry, Urzgragg! urry, Blonecleava! urry Scalpsliptta! and Doombringa!". "Bring out the Stompa," I eard Big Boss call. Those humies would surely fall. Now bash em all away, bash low bash high. You could see the twinkle in Big Boss's eye. Across the camp the humies they slew. But soon they realized they were too few. And with much cheer and banging followed by a boom. The humies valiantly faced their doom. That's about as far as I could write hope you enjoyed it and feel free to continue it of you'd like.

Never has mindless anarchy and mania been worded so well. Awesome work. You do Orkimedes proud

I krumpin love this channel. So happy to have some one who not only has passion for 40k lore, but also actually clearly likes it and embraces the silly parts while still having fun with it all. Truly the best lore guy around I think, the only one I can recommend to my friends not as into it all as me and they still have fun watching. Keep up the hard work and steady uploads and I'll bet you are one of the biggest by next Thinkmas, take all my algorithm bumps!

In the thumbnail, is that a dreadnought power claw? Cool. so very cool.

I lost it at the trebuchet with the flaming projectile xD well done sir

Flamers. That is how a good guardsman greats greenskins. With flamers. Love this character, by the way.

Oka, i am a huge Ragner fan. My account is named after him for emperors sake, but him beating Gazkhull in a 1 vs 1 is bullshit.

“‘Dat’s enuf outta you, git. You watch yer mouf around yer betters, an’ don’t be talkin’ while grown folkz ‘as got things ta say.” -Borzarl Gitstompa, Goff Mekboy ‘’Ere we go, ’Ere we go, ’Ere we go!’ Ork war song ‘The Waaagh! room of Mork’s Hammer was crowded with orks mashed in shoulder to shoulder. Ufthak saw many faces he recognised and many more that he didn’t, because every single ork of any authority under Da Meklord’s command was here. Surly, black-clad Goffs glowered at camouflaged Blood Axes and blue-painted Deathskulls, while the stench of fuel from the Evil Sunz was almost overpowered, but instead just sickeningly offset, by the smell of squig dung that accompanied the Snakebites. However, most numerous by far were the yellow and black colours of the Bad Moons, which wasn’t only Ufthak’s clan, but also that of Da Meklord himself. They were smartest, the richest and the flashest clan of all, and the reason why the Tekwaaagh! had risen so quickly and so unstoppably. Sure, the Evil Sunz might drive a bit faster, and the Blood Axes might be a bit sneakier, but if you wanted the ladz with the best guns, you wanted Bad Moons. This many orks in such close proximity was a pretty good recipe for a massive fight, especially given the egos involved. Ufthak could see the huge, horned helm and multiple back banners of Drak Bigfang, the Goff warboss; the collection of junk and scavenged armour plates under which was Gurnak Six-Gunz, the self-proclaimed SupaLoota of the Deathskulls; and the fur-clad bulk of Da Viper, the Snakebite Overboss, whose gargantuan squiggoth was so large it allegedly had a hold all to itself in his kroozer. Any of these orks were capable of leading a Waaagh! in their own right, but no one was starting any trouble worse than jostling their neighbour a bit. No one wanted to end up like Oldfang Krumpthunda, who’d taken Da Meklord on one on one and had been… Well, no one was quite sure what he had been, other than it involved getting hit with Da Meklord’s shokkhammer and then ending up in lots of very small pieces in very different places. Some of the boyz said they were still finding bits of him in the stew, now and then.’ - Da Meklord, Da Biggest Big Mek, of the Tekwaagh! before the assault on the Adeptus Mechanicus Forge Wolrd of Hephaesto 'Toughness, meanness, and savagery are the traits most valued among the Ork clans. Indeed, an Ork only needs to be big, tough, and ambitious enough to seize power to rise through the ranks. In this society where might makes right, the mightiest are the great Orks of the Goff clan. The biggest of the Greenskin clans, both in height and bulk, and unmatched in their savagery, the Goffs are the archetypical Ork. They are the Ork that comes to mind when the Greenskins are discussed in the camps and war rooms of the Imperial Guard and the echoing halls of the Departmento Munitorum, and the monster with which parents all across the Imperium threaten their disobedient children. Their size, savagery, and ambition make them natural leaders among the Orks, and among their ranks the Goffs count some of the most infamous and brutal Ork Warbosses in history. Brutes of great renown ,including the legendary Prophet of the Waaagh!, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, have worn the black and white livery of the Goff clan, and most of the successful smaller warbands in the galaxy are led by these ill-tempered bullies. Goffs are also stiff and humourless in the extreme, which puts them at odds with many of their more easy-going Greenskin brethren. Perhaps their defining characteristic, aside from their generally bad attitudes, is their sheer size. Goffs are longer of arm and broader across the shoulder than nearly any other Ork. With their reach and their immense strength and endurance, they can out-swing, out-punch, and outlast all but the toughest foes, such as the Battle-Brothers of the Adeptus Astartes, making them powerful and incredibly capable brawlers and melee fighters. Cross-grained and much given to casual brutality, Goffs are always spoiling for a fight. When not directly engaged with their enemies, they fall to fighting amongst themselves or antagonising other Ork clans. In battle, they rely mainly on infantry, and prefer an up-close and personal fighting style. Goffs eschew the misdirection and subterfuge that certain other clans employ, and, Gork and Mork forbid, sneaking about in the trees like a coward. This is all largely due to their ingrained notions of how things should be in Waaagh!, namely, a full-frontal assault and tearing apart the enemy with tooth, claw, and choppa. As such, huge, snarling mobs are the calling card of the Goff clan, and their armies tend to be larger and more homogeneous than those of other clans. While they make decent battlefield strategists, their tactics lack any kind of subtlety, and begin and end largely with the time-honoured “screaming charge directly into the enemy guns” manoeuvre. Their preferred weapons for this kind of action are the ubiquitous slugga, often with some kind of bayonet or other melee attachment, and the heaviest, choppiest, wickedest choppas they can carry. Goffs also love a good explosion, and typically carry about their persons a clutch of stikkbombs for lobbing into trenches and clearing out bunkers and pillboxes. Thanks to their bull-headed view of battlefield tactics and their love of close quarters battle, the majority of Goff forces tend to be Sluggaboyz and ‘Ard Boys. Occasionally carried into battle on trukks and dismounted for their final charges, but mostly content to walk wherever the fight is, these powerful infantry fighters are supported by the usual groups of Weirdboyz, Mekboyz, Runtherds, Killa Kans, and the occasional Deff Dread. Goff Nobz frequently don megaarmour, as they see it as the best way to get right in the middle of the fighting to dispense some violence on their enemies. Goff livery is predominantly black with white highlights. The sombre monochrome of their colours is considered, among their ranks, the only proper attire for a grim and serious Ork warrior. Their clan symbol is a black bull’s head over a red circle on a black banner, often with a black and white chequer pattern around the edges for contrast. They occasionally repeat this chequer pattern on their armour, wargear, and vehicles, but this is as far as any self respecting Goff warrior goes in the way of ornamentation. The very idea of camouflage is anathema to the Goffs, for they consider its use both cowardly and an affront to Gork and Mork. In addition, the use of bright colours and flashy bits of chrome or polished metals as ornamentation for clothes, armour, and wargear is frowned upon, and the use of such fripperies is sure to get an offending Goff a savage tongue-lashing from a surly elder. The only kind of ornamentation countenanced among the Goffs are bighorns, massive curved horns cut from the heads of dangerous beasts and worn on helmets as a sign of the Ork’s utter fearlessness and brute resilience.'

@banneduser5187

3 жыл бұрын

could you elaborate?

@Daimon-X

3 жыл бұрын

@@banneduser5187 Da Orks iz da biggest and da strongest. Da Goff's iz Da biggest and da strongezt from all da Orkz. Da Gork and da Mork say so!!!! Waaagh!!!!!!! - Anonymous Goff ork boy. Extracts I used are from: "Brutal Kunnin" and "Only War - Enemies of the Imperium"

Ah Kronan da kunnin currently my favourite ork warboss right next to gazgull himself If I start that's ork army I was planning at some point he might end up being my warboss Always a lovely time the hear of this ork da one dat has the legendary *Kunnin*

I love the conan the barbarian reference you have the perfect voice for it

ORKS! Been waiting for more videos. 😁 I also like your Kronan fluff. It’s pretty entertaining. Keep up the good work and keep the Ork lore coming.

I love the idea that the most danverous thing orks are capable of is learnin'

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns? Go for the juggler.

@baldermort

9 күн бұрын

Always. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

Excellent my bald comrade. Your voice is always good to listen to at anytime. Love your work!

Gonna paint me up some more Goffs today. Da krumpiest Orks in da galaxy!!!! Been playing Goffs since the beginning of 3rd edition.

Hits the spot on a Friday night

This is the best thing to hear during lunch break after a rough start at work, thanks Baldermort : )

Thank you, good sir. ❤️

"I am Iron Ork" *SNAP*

Absolutely LOVE the opening reference to the Conan the Barbarian film. THIS is best in life 😉

3:50 That had me laughing my ass off, great writing.

YESSSS!!!!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one covering orks at the moment!!! First the Fly Boyz now this, Keep it going Baldermort! Do Deathskulls next please and true thanks!

The terrified gobbo scream is back, yay. NO no Nooooooooooo.

Night Before Thinkmaz is one of the greatest things Ive ever heard.

Dem Orks is gud fun when you lookin’ for some krumpin’ unless they wanna krump ya!!

My White Scars love fighting the Orc, but not as much as my Squats used to.

Oh Sir Baldy, I didn't think I'd be able to make time for fun today, yet here I am :) Thank you!

Humble Balders once again proving Orks are from Sarf Landan

TIME TA KRUMP SUM OH DEM UMIES FOR GORK AN MORK

THE GREEN TIDE SWIRLS!

Your videos are a blessing from the Emperor after a shit day, thank you

I gotta say thanks. I have played Orks for over a decade.... every video on them rarely treats them as more of a temporary threat. You do justice to the faction I love, and this I very much appreciate. All your videos do the proper justice to the topic you speak about. Keep making amazing videos.

Brother you need to release "The Night Before Thinkmaz" as it's own thing in a few months or do another take on it. That was lovely! Also: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSH!!! KRONAN INTRO LIKE I WANTED IT!! Please more of it!! Amazing delivery, as always!!

The picture of garrosh Hellscream at the beginning 😂

I literally laughed out loud for the entire 1st 5 minutes. Orks are DA BEST

@baldermort

3 жыл бұрын

My job here is done. Quick, to the baldmobile. *rides off into the sunset cackling*

I want a collection of Slaneeshmass Collection of stories from Uncle Baldy!

Did you just say... "an Orkestra"?

As Basil Poledouris readies his conducting baton among the stars.

The ONLY acceptable use of Christmas songs in Orktober!

Blood axe's are my favourite Ork's i use them with my. Imperial guard. as for Kroot's aswell. that's Cunning using Mercenaries. as meat shield's 😊

the thinkmas poem was beautifull xD the ork entrys are my favourite by far =D

Here’s a scary thought, an ork boss who can count to five

"We'z da biggest klan there is in Orkmmeria!"

This is literally my favorite video! And made me actually start my own collection (OF DA BOYZ OF COURSE). My wife and I started listening to your videos you are amazing!

The blood axes are my favorite if we could get a video on them to go on with the incredible ork videos that would be awesome.

Thinkmaz! Omg that almost made me spill my drink) Thank you Baldemort!

I never ever comment but this time I just had to. Thank you so much baldy for all the hours of joy you have given me! Bless you

@baldermort

3 жыл бұрын

My pleasure brother Vasell. Thanks for watching. :).

This is my favorite KZread series now

@baldermort

Жыл бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Another glorious tale of adventure and lore brought to us by THE WARHAMMER 40K NARRATOR. Seriuosly, games workshop or a game company needs to hire you.

I mean. I was gonna hit the like button, but I usually forget to do it before the end of the video. But as soon as the Christmas music started I just go “hah shit...”. Like!

Dear Lord Baldermort, I can tell that you are a great lover of the Orks. Personally, I have never felt drawn towards them, but your hilarious tales of Orkimedes and Cronan have not only made me smile this evening, but perhaps beginning to sway me towards the greenskins :D

I love the concept of thinkin' grots

What a voice.. I'd pay you to narrate my life but I live a very dull existence

Thinkmas! Farkin' Brilliant...among so many. Love this series

All 'he ork clans love your stawies an' bah 'o your legend Baldy!

I still can't help but chuckle at hearing Baldermort say "nob"

I haven't had the time to comment recently, but I shall MAKE time now. Another greatly informative and vastly entertaining undertaking from the man that epitomizes the term BARD of 40k lore: Lord Baldermort!! You, sir, are an asset and treasure of the 40k community. Your name and legend sits among the highest echelons of the lore community along side legendary others such as ABP, Valrak, Rho, Luetin, Occulus, Remleiz, Arch, Alfabusa, Michael of Tactica Imperialis, and so on. You have mastered a style of storytelling that has become synonymous with being both informative AND extremely entertaining. My hat's off to you, Baldermort, for I am experienced enough in life to recognize a true master when I hear or see one.

Baldamort never misses