Finally, a realistic depiction of british culture and geopolitics.

@FulloutPostal

9 ай бұрын

as an ork-fan I feel somewhat insulted

@jayyydizzzle

9 ай бұрын

Oi that butter knife better have a license!

@glorbojibbins2485

9 ай бұрын

Nah, teeth are too nice

@zapan9643

9 ай бұрын

Based bri'ish slander

@1998topornik

9 ай бұрын

Lmao

Techpriest: You call a pipe and pieces of metal ducktaped together a weapon? Mekboy: OI AZ LONG AZ IT WORKZ 'UMIE

@khaimk4r4su

9 ай бұрын

i miss the Tek & Mech shorts

@Shythalia

2 ай бұрын

If it's stupid but it works, is it really stupid?

The biology of the orks is genius. And the fact that what they believe to be true becomes true makes this faction really interesting. They are unique as a fantasy-sci-fi faction.

Ork language revolves around fights. Even a speech roughly translated is "Beating of the mind"

@limeyndixie

9 ай бұрын

Their closest word for “friend” is also “favorite enemy”. Tells you everything, really.

@PandorasFolly

9 ай бұрын

The only gits in the entire verse havin a grand old time.

@Gromper7878

9 ай бұрын

I know nothing about 40k, but as silly and stereotypical it is for orc(k)s to be brutish warriors, it's really cool how their language actually reflects their culture just like how it does in real life. It adds a lot of depth to a race that usually feels very shallow.

The idea of shootas and sluggas as Ork weapons weren't part of the faction originally - in 1st and 2nd edition 40k, they were equipped with similar weapons to the Imperium, with Boyz equipped with bolters, bolt pistols and axes, Gretchin with Autoguns, heavy weapons Boyz with Heavy Bolters and Heavy Plasma Guns etc. although a few outliers like the Shokk Attack Gun also existed. But in 1997, GW released Gorkamorka, a skirmish-style game centred on Orks. In that game, weapons were reworked and renamed to Sluggas, Shootas, Choppas etc. and this was carried over to the Ork armoury when 3rd Edition 40k was released in 1998. They've never looked back since.

@dartdukii

9 ай бұрын

Comment worthy of Dakka Von Richthofen

@manfredgesink8514

9 ай бұрын

They all (nerly all factions) had the same armarment, stop stating the wierd 1st and 2nd ed exep5 for some funny lore

@draco84oz

9 ай бұрын

Yeah…nah. I like history, and it’s up to players like us to keep remembering it so that previous mistakes are learned from… Pluz GorkaMorka woz a right stonkin’ game dat dezerves ta be remembered ya silly git!

@DAFORCEFilms

9 ай бұрын

Definite improvement.

@lonelystrategos

9 ай бұрын

3rd edition was really where 40k became what we know now. Also, Gorkamorka is based and deserves a re-release way more than Aeronautica Imperialis ever did.

Because I know it must be included: "At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of automatic weaponry...then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." - The Man-Emperor of Mankind, 999.M41

@Nomadith

9 ай бұрын

Dakka is not merely a state of being, it is also a state of mind. There will never be enough dakka to an Ork as it is something to strive for

I’m amazed their jetboys aren’t called “thrusta bustas” Also that sniper had what i think was a piss jar next to him

@k1ngofd4h1ll2

9 ай бұрын

The correct term would be "jarate" I believe.

This Ork armour and weaponry look awesome and well designed. Must be a creation of Orkimedes.

I really love the orks weapon and tech designs, it reminds me of my old elementary school doodles of strange machines and insane guns. Every weapon is a gamble of wether it works or not

MOAR DAKA! Fun vid. The Orks are tied with the many, the expendable, the Guard. In my headcanon, when Orks hear about the Fall of Cadia, their attitude is that they missed "da funnest fight the 'ummiez ever 'ad." I mean, from an Ork POV, "staying to fight while the _planet breaks up under you_ because the fight is just that good" is the Orkiest thing ever.

Funniest thing is, even though 40k is a Grimdark setting... the Orks are kinda just having fun and enjoying themselves. Where a human or a Eldar see’s an apocalypse, an ork sees new vacation destination for em and da boyz.

“Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it does not work you can always hit him with it.” - Boris

@JPinstinctOfficial

9 ай бұрын

You mean Boris The Sneaky Fuckin Russian

@booshmcfadden7638

9 ай бұрын

Boris the Bullet Dodger?

@larryxu8267

9 ай бұрын

@@booshmcfadden7638you mean boris the sneaking fucking russian!

@magicoofmac8904

9 ай бұрын

@@booshmcfadden7638”Why do they call him the bullet dodger?”

@Beardedmarauder

9 ай бұрын

​@@magicoofmac8904 "because... he dodges bullets Avi."

Hearing your voice, which is generally either explaining horrifying anomalies or narrating cosmic horror, go through these ludicrous Ork names just adds another layer of entertainment to the video.

Just listening to you try and take ork weapon names seriously was highly entertaining. If you have any outtakes where you just couldn't contain the laughter please post them!

I’ve never really liked the orcs but gosh I love their naming conventions

Mangg is a true pro, dude manages to keep a perfectly even and serious tone even when talking about Orks

Hey man. I feel i've owed you this money for some time but I haven't had the financial means to send it before now. I've listened to your SCP readings and synopsis almost every day for years at this point. You're a huge contributor to helping me fall asleep at night and for someone that struggles with that like I do, your help has been invaluable. Keep up the good work my friend, and I'll keep listening. If you are reading this and feel the same way that I do, i'd encourage you to send a super thanks as well.

There was one Ork vehicle you missed. It was a giant meteor Orks would slap rockets on to maneuver it and crash it in to a world. It would clear the area of enemies and transport Orks on to the field(that survived the crash). They are, however, not equipped with any FTL so they just drift through space.

@glitterboy2098

9 ай бұрын

named inventively "Roks". which also double as heavy artillery if the retrorockets fail to engage.

@FixedGearFox

8 ай бұрын

@@glitterboy2098 What retrorockets?

@lanterns_glow

2 ай бұрын

"YOU CANNOT CRUSADE WITH A PLANET. BELIEVE ME WE TRIED." Helbrecht, If The Emperor had a Podcast. The Orks (and by extension the Necron): Sounds loike a skill issue, umie

Orks are the 40k universe's equivalent of ''We do a little trollin''

Imagine exactly this video, but done in an ork voice, and as if narrating a grinch movie

I think my favorite thing about the orcs is how their space ships commonly have no containment whatsoever. Their decks are wide open to the vacuum of space and the power of the WHAAG and the simple lack of understanding orcs have completely nullifies any adverse effects. They can even somehow scream and cheer in vacuum its fucking nuts and I love it.

@KaiserAfini

5 ай бұрын

The Old Ones created the Eldar and noticed they were too uptight, so they decided to get it right the second time around, their next batch of creations would know how to have fun.

The Orks are always a treat to listen about.

I've never seen this universe before, so just the "Fungal species talking in cockney accents" intro without context is just mushrooms sipping tea to me.

@Overlord99762

9 ай бұрын

It's more like...Fungal Hooligan Green Boyz

@Bzuhl

9 ай бұрын

@@Overlord99762 Mad Max Algaorillas.

@gamerguy6990

9 ай бұрын

Gorilla fungus that turns your eating utensils into a chainsaw

@trigger1330

9 ай бұрын

they're from Birmingham

I've heard some speculation the human Yarrik was as great as he was because the orks believed he was just that good. The most obvious example is Yarrik being one of the first human commissars to stomp around with an ork power claw ... probably because the orks knew he was that strong, so of course he could use it. There's also speculation as to whether or not Yarrick's laser-shooting replacement-eye was designed that way, or if the orks knew that "anyone that yarrik laid his eyes one died"

Thought of the day, humanity in the 40 first millennium has barely seen the technology that the orks used in the past. The orks or krorks as they were known we fighting agains the necron, the same necron that has solar system killing weapons and reality altering beings on their side.

I feel the urge to play borderlands again and watching the jungle clearing scene in “Predator” once again.

@coloradohikertrash9958

9 ай бұрын

To think all of those bullets didn't even hurt that skunk...

Why was this so long? Here's the true script - What weapons do orks use? - SHOOTAZ AN' CHOPPAZ, YA GIT! *video ends* 😂

@UGNAvalon

9 ай бұрын

“Why da ‘umies always ovuhcomplica’in fings?”

I don’t know why but this makes me think of a Tau giving a presentation on all of this to their military after nearly dying sure the diplomacy attempts. Mostly cause I feel like they are the only faction that would be this detailed with the information.

I can't wait to see the Chaos Marine version of armaments review, and the Tyranid one aswell.

I'm so happy with your decision to bring W40k to your channel, despite missing weekly SCP content. I got introduced to SCP through you 4 years ago, and since then I love how you explore it's contents. Now i'm very interested in W40k but didn't have any familiarity with its creators and its really nice that my favourite youtuber is making videos about it. Keep doing this amazing work! :)

Just a correction. A clip is a small metal piece that is designed to hold ammunition to make reloading a magazine faster before detachable magazines were first invented and before they became mass producible. Orks don’t use clips, the Imperium doesn’t use clips, in fact no one in the 40k universe uses clips. They all use magazines or have the power packs that are either rechargeable and or detachable.

@Lightscribe225

9 ай бұрын

Don't go assuming the Imperium doesn't use any primitive technology as they are the civilization still sending soldiers with muskets into battle alongside soldiers with lasers and swords.

@lanterns_glow

2 ай бұрын

You assume the average Ork knows what an ammo container is

Explorer you posted this video two weeks early you should have saved it for Orktober.

Slightly dissapointed at the lack of the Boomdakka Snazzwagon.

‘Ate Grotz ‘Ate ‘Umies Luv me shoota Luv me Boyz Simple as.

If you love 40k orc antics check out Baldemort's series Kronan: The Cunnin

@theghostofsabertache9049

9 ай бұрын

That series is what made me love orks 😂😂😂😂

@kieranh2005

9 ай бұрын

I fort it was spelt 'Kunnin'... Wiv a K

YES! your video on the orks is what got me into 40k. The fact that they believe it functions so it does was so intriguing that I has to find out more. So thank you!

two comments on the first minute: 1) while most orks enjoy going fast towards combat, only speedfreakz like to go fast for going fasts sake 2) while most orks will use shootaz, it's less a "shoot everything in sight" and more a way to make the charge towards the enemy more enjoyable because LOUD NOISES and hitting something is mostly just luck given the choice, any true ork will choose a propa krumpin over shooting from a distance

@suddenlythatenderman5800

9 ай бұрын

unless there shoota boys

@FulloutPostal

9 ай бұрын

@@suddenlythatenderman5800 even shootaboyz mostly enjoy the noises and fireworks... they get their dose of krumpin' from the recoil of the shootaz if something goes pop in the distance, that's a bonus, but not the goal...

Orks are basically the space mushroom version of mad max.

you should do a serieas similar to your videos about scp tales but about, the armaggedon war or other important/entertaining 40k stories

Strong the Dakka is in this one... 😆

MOAR DAKKA DAKKA!!!

Its here yes-yes, DAKKA AND WAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!

Orks, the only ones in all of 40k having a fricking blast

@Xune2000

8 ай бұрын

The Drukhari are also having a good time.

Of all warhammer videos, i was most excited for the one where you keep saying things like 'supachoppa" in your matter of fact voice, incredible content

What I learn of the Orks can be surmise as this: they are Rowdy younger Siblings of the Eldar, Bane of the Imperium, Headache of the Mechanicus, Nightmare to the Necrons if they ever reconstitute into the Krorc, and favorite Sitcom for Khorne.

Okay, are we ABSOLUTELY SURE that Orks AREN'T just the mutated descendants of Immortan Joe and his Cult from Fury Road? Because that's what they seem like!

‘ERE WE GO! ‘ERE WE GO! ‘ERE WE GO!

The 40k universe can be a bit exhausting with its dark and some times convoluted factions, lore, and systems. It's nice for there to be a faction that lives by a more simple rule set. Why and how can be answered with just "becase I want it too".

28:22 To say nothing of Roks and Attack Moons. The scale of nonsense Orks can get up to in a WAAAAUUUGH is absurd, and I am here for it

If we only could get the Oddboyz in R&D, The US military budget wouldn't need to be so vast.

FINALLY SUM ONE TALKS ABOUT THE DAKKA! GOOD ON YA 'UMIE!

Oh boy it's 2:10 am PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

@sanstheskeleton8104

9 ай бұрын

Praise Gork and Mork yer git.

Hehe, shoota go dakka. Orks are my favorite faction because of how silly they are and that they are the only ones having fun.

Please keep doing these, I love the varied content!

The way you say the ork descriptions is hysterical, as it was meant to be.

This video was dakka!

Instead of fighting them, the empire should seek to utilizing them. Gork and Mork may be the only thing that can stand against the tyranid onslaught so controlling those two complete social disasters might be the only way for the Empire to survive either.

@Xune2000

8 ай бұрын

That sounds like a positive feedback loop that's destined to go wrong and just result in each faction getting exponentially stronger.

@WormholeJim

8 ай бұрын

@@Xune2000 The answer to that is containment. The Orcs cannot be contained as such but they can be funnelled. They can even be manipulated to funnel themselves. This is a question of simple cultivation and optimising processes. The Tyranids originates from an unknown location - as of yet, at least. But their presence in his excellence the God-emperor's galaxy is centered on specific points, the hive fleets. Research is needed, but if a hive-fleet could be lured to a specific location spanning enough systems for the orcs to remain active for long enough to build momentum, and if the orcs could be funnelled there in their Waargs from all across his excellence the God-emperor's galaxy, then perhaps a containment could be established. More research is needed, as I said, but it remains clear that every stone must be turned in finding a solution tyo the mounting thread of the Tyranid incursion upon our might.

Absolutely love your 40k videos

Genuinely impressed at how well and naturally you could narrate this with all the goofy ork speech

The naming conventions of Ork weaponry makes me so happy. 😂

I watch all your SCP videos and I love that you're doing Warhammer 40K thank you keep it up because I look forward to watching these videos

Great timing, just about to go out for the night and have just enough time to watch this before I leave :)

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

@FulloutPostal

9 ай бұрын

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

Appreciate your work

Orks armaments is like from mad max but with 100% increase in insanity.

Yo excellent post to help me with my overnight studying for class 💕 much love OG

hell yeah these warhammer videos are great

PERFECT TIMMING TO FALLS ASLEEP TOO

9:20 these are words to live by if I've ever heard any.

"It works because we believe it will work"

"SPLASH ATTACKAS" - "Yo, Magikarp, he be all up yo grill! Hit him with a Splash Attacka!"

it is worth noting that the ork "belief power" has its limits.. ork technology is in fact functional, just very crude. it is even possible for non-orcs to capture and use ork guns and vehicles. the belief effect just make them work much more effectively in the hands of an ork. a simple sharpened metal plate on a stick, workable as an axe for a (large) human becomes able to cleave through space marine armor, shootas that are made from scrap and with simple actions become able to fire faster and more reliably. etc. an ork vehicle will usually be little more than an engine, some axles, and some wheels (nothing fancy like shock absorbers, brakes, speed settings, etc) and without an ork using it, they're just more prone to breaking down. of course, the fanbase likes to overhype the idea, so this aspect from the fiction has been overshadowed by the memes.

if it big, go daka, and make boom, its an orks best friend

Late night, bout to go to bed, our savior drops a video for me to snooze to😴

All this reminds me of Tfs Vegeta shooting his ki blasts at Frieza, DAKKA, DAKKA, DAKKA...

i was sooooo looking forward to hearing you say ork words

Pretty hazardously explosive weopons

The amount of adverbs used to explain how basic Ork tek is, I could’ve sworn the exploring series was enveloped into the inquisition.

These orks actually made out of fungus very hard to get rid of all types of creatures out there in that space especially the xenos they love killing them but I don't know about necrons

14:20 orb

I love the purple ork And knob

This one is unintentionally funny.

* lugging an over sized wrench like a club * OI! YOO! OOMIE! DO DA WAGGONS NEXT! RED GOEZ FASTA!

*OH BOY! IT’S 3AM!! PRAISE THE WAAAAGGHHAAAAAAAAA*

These guys saw ed, edd and eddy and formed their entire military around it Gigachad type behavior

Big shoota: Lots of dakka, lots of barrel, lots of noise. Snazz-gun: big shoota but lots of sparky wot-zits and shiny gubbinz.

Can you talk about the death korps I always wanted to hear you summarise that

All these weapon names are reminiscent of the language that developed in the Belt from the Expanse.

Make it red, shoota go fasta

Awesome, is the Various Arms of the Great Devourers next?

Needs more dakka

Exploring Leagues of Votann sometime?

If you believe, You can move the highest mountains, Cross the greatest oceans, And walk across the water, the water. Orks : Yes

I like their IAMATANK IAMATANK IAMATANK short story.

I feel like Eldars see us the way we view Orks; ridiculous. 😅

I dunno, that Ferrari 499 is quite swift. It is red too.

What if there was a 40k game that started with Chaos being the primary enemies but then the Orks are shown to be the masterminds behind the plot and actually supercede the initial threat as a more serious one?

*THIS IS NOT WHERE I EXPECTED TO LEARN WHY FLASH GITZ NAMED THEIR CHANNEL THAT WAY*

Thank you for peaceful sleep again, my liege.

Even your relatively level tone of voice and very good presentation comes across as enthusiastic when simply naming ork weapons.