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Matt and the queen get into it
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Wuhu Island has so many things to do, there's never a dull moment; a dozen activities await visitors - Archery, Frisbee, Basketball, Cycling, Canoeing, Power Cruising, Table Tennis, Air Sports, Bowling, Swordplay, Golf and Wakeboarding. The activities use the precision controls of the Wii MotionPlus accessory to help players come much closer to the physical reality of engaging in the actual sports; every real-world action, whether it's a perfect drive on the fairway or a slice off the course, is meant to be faithfully replicated. Each activity has multiple fun challenges designed to keep visitors coming back for more; basketball players might compete in a three-point shootout or jump into a three-on-three pickup game; archery enthusiasts must aim for the bull's-eye across ever-increasing distances and obstacles. Different activities use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk controllers in different ways; for example, hold the Wii Remote like a paddle in Canoeing, while in Cycling they use both arms to pedal with the two controllers; the Wii MotionPlus accessory picks up every nuance of motion and translates it onto the TV screen.

Пікірлер: 9 300

  • @ImSimmin
    @ImSimmin4 жыл бұрын

    "is this offensive" he says about making a queen Mii, then he makes a 9/11 joke 5 minutes later

  • @Corey_Tenderson

    @Corey_Tenderson

    3 жыл бұрын

    And you know what the worst part is?I’m watching this on September 11th.

  • @RainbowDutches

    @RainbowDutches

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Corey_Tenderson me too :,)

  • @guyfieri4017

    @guyfieri4017

    3 жыл бұрын

    WELP-

  • @Tres-K-47

    @Tres-K-47

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wendys why are your burgers square

  • @guyfieri4017

    @guyfieri4017

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tres Maddox idk

  • @Brianity2286
    @Brianity22864 жыл бұрын

    i can’t believe he opened the flake without putting plastic sheets all over his house to prevent the chocolate from entering into the buildings in the near 100 meter vicinity

  • @anticksss

    @anticksss

    4 жыл бұрын

    What is it an SCP 😂

  • @anticksss

    @anticksss

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Brianity2286 SCP's are horror stories written as lab reports describing anomalous people places or things, and the idea of chocolate that just kind of spreads everywhere sounds like an SCP

  • @anticksss

    @anticksss

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Brianity2286 and I was making a comparison to your joke lmao

  • @pubusi4253

    @pubusi4253

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about when it goes over 27 degrees Celsius and starts to become a liquid

  • @Clovxrr

    @Clovxrr

    4 жыл бұрын

    subscribe to me for no reason why the hell was it crushed up usually it falls apart when you bite into it not when you open it

  • @Miguel_does_things
    @Miguel_does_things Жыл бұрын

    '' all i know is that she is the queen and that she's not dead yet '' that aged well

  • @thequeensdeadbody9262

    @thequeensdeadbody9262

    Жыл бұрын

    Almost as well as the queen

  • @Miguel_does_things

    @Miguel_does_things

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thequeensdeadbody9262 GOTTEM

  • @Toxic-mj1tb

    @Toxic-mj1tb

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thequeensdeadbody9262 where’s your reboot card at

  • @sagardixit9247

    @sagardixit9247

    11 ай бұрын

    Unlike her

  • @Miguel_does_things

    @Miguel_does_things

    11 ай бұрын

    @@sagardixit9247 JESUS MAN was funny tho good job 👍

  • @waveframe235
    @waveframe235 Жыл бұрын

    2:35 This aged very well.

  • @boy_manfivegaming1902

    @boy_manfivegaming1902

    Жыл бұрын

    yep

  • @subparrejection3418

    @subparrejection3418

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah.

  • @wagomus4323

    @wagomus4323

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro

  • @markereyes

    @markereyes

    Жыл бұрын

    But not her

  • @lazyturtle500

    @lazyturtle500

    Жыл бұрын

    @@markereyes LMAO

  • @thraiah
    @thraiah4 жыл бұрын

    I don't know why Schlatt having a meltdown comforts me.

  • @baldobradley2498

    @baldobradley2498

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its like chicken noodle soup, its great for all illnesses

  • @rachelore21

    @rachelore21

    4 жыл бұрын

    It reassures us that things wont get that bad lol

  • @lilyquinn9378
    @lilyquinn93784 жыл бұрын

    schlatt on the community page tomorrow: "thinking about queen liz☆"

  • @baldobradley2498

    @baldobradley2498

    4 жыл бұрын

    If that isnt there i will unsubscribe

  • @Jateam12OnYoutube

    @Jateam12OnYoutube

    4 жыл бұрын

    OMG HI LILY

  • @LuigixD

    @LuigixD

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Queen Liz WHERE'S THE STAR?!

  • @lilyquinn9378

    @lilyquinn9378

    4 жыл бұрын

    Queen Liz omfg it’s such an honor

  • @sunset_Ruby

    @sunset_Ruby

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Thinking about killing that dog"

  • @danielevulture4484
    @danielevulture4484 Жыл бұрын

    2:43 “Let’s make the queen. She’s the queen! And she isn’t dead yet! Good for her!” 💀💀💀

  • @sharkferno1940

    @sharkferno1940

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s a big yikes 😂

  • @xiiwolfy

    @xiiwolfy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sharkferno1940 why?? she was going to die some day.

  • @Riley_Boss

    @Riley_Boss

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xiiwolfy true. Just weird we got recommended this video after she died

  • @Brooksie10

    @Brooksie10

    Жыл бұрын

    She died

  • @cerealbowler9119

    @cerealbowler9119

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah that didn’t age well lol. Unlike the queen 💪

  • @theweeklydub165
    @theweeklydub165 Жыл бұрын

    I could’ve said this wasn’t gonna age well, but the queen isn’t gonna age anymore.

  • @Riley_Boss

    @Riley_Boss

    Жыл бұрын

    Gotta be honest........10/10 comedy

  • @theweeklydub165

    @theweeklydub165

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Riley_Boss Thanks lmao

  • @theparagon2864
    @theparagon28644 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, he did get that package from Wyoming and everyone knows Wyoming is an empty void that leads to a different dimension... or canada

  • @sapphis_lazuli

    @sapphis_lazuli

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's true, and not widely known, i don't blame schlatt for not knowing

  • @davisdoesgames6815

    @davisdoesgames6815

    4 жыл бұрын

    Both are like zimbabwe. They're not real.

  • @sapphis_lazuli

    @sapphis_lazuli

    4 жыл бұрын

    wait zimbabwe too??? i didn't hear about that yet

  • @drchanciepoo

    @drchanciepoo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don’t you remember “England isn’t a place, it’s a people”?

  • @lolstuffenjoy9880

    @lolstuffenjoy9880

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait Wyoming doesn't exist

  • @pnutbutter933
    @pnutbutter9334 жыл бұрын

    someone: is genuinely nice to jschlatt schlatt: *am i about to get murdered?*

  • @fufucu_

    @fufucu_

    4 жыл бұрын

    You never know hehêhę

  • @iron_sky123

    @iron_sky123

    4 жыл бұрын

    venturiara ikr

  • @simplename9928

    @simplename9928

    4 жыл бұрын

    venturiara jschlatt sounds like sml

  • @foily_

    @foily_

    4 жыл бұрын

    because nobody has been nice to him befor

  • @VyNguyen-id9ps

    @VyNguyen-id9ps

    3 жыл бұрын

    i, an individual who have never received affection past the age of 5, completely understands schlatt

  • @quirkyfoxinabox3913
    @quirkyfoxinabox3913Ай бұрын

    i was jump-scared by seeing jschlat without sideburns and mustache because i got so used to how he looks like rn that i could barely recognize him in the video XD

  • @beans7126
    @beans7126 Жыл бұрын

    Watching this in 2023 is like a fever dream

  • @l1ll1-an

    @l1ll1-an

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @sirwanksalot8560
    @sirwanksalot85603 жыл бұрын

    The fact that he has to say that he doesn’t have a problem with BTS in a disclaimer and he doesn’t when he hangs a baby. It really says something about the kpop community.

  • @Beephobic1013

    @Beephobic1013

    3 жыл бұрын

    back in june people would disguise really disturbing videos as kpop fancams haha

  • @sniivvy

    @sniivvy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Beephobic1013 that’s still going on in all other fandoms. it’s just the kpop fan base is insane

  • @br0ket0kyoali91

    @br0ket0kyoali91

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah. I’m a kpop fan but the nasty mfs always b the loudest for no reason, it’s easy to overlook the good in the kpop community. I got so fed up with the toxicity that I almost unclaimed kpop 🙄🙄.

  • @iloveu1579

    @iloveu1579

    3 жыл бұрын

    and this is why i dont say i like kpop

  • @selenep735

    @selenep735

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I have been a kpop fan for almost 4 years and I am almost worried to say that I am because of how toxic it has become. There was a time when we were a small community who helped each other with homework, but now it’s all about degrading people, it kinda sucks

  • @somebutter6755
    @somebutter67554 жыл бұрын

    Schlatt: worried about offending British people Also Schlatt: “Her color is white, like the flag they flew at the end of the American revolution.”

  • @speedykidzoom3322

    @speedykidzoom3322

    4 жыл бұрын

    What the heck is happening below me?

  • @nevmiku

    @nevmiku

    4 жыл бұрын

    And America ends up with the greatest healthcare system in the world.

  • @spencerfortin6830

    @spencerfortin6830

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nevmiku when was that added to the conversation?

  • @papas7

    @papas7

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nevmiku And how's that turning out? Not like America has the most deaths from Coronavirus or anything

  • @ThugHunterfromIsrael

    @ThugHunterfromIsrael

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@papas7 China has the most deaths from COVID-19, the government is not providing updated information so as to not scare the public. Also we have a large population, which means more people to die, we're sorry but our country isnt the size of a single state, so we have a lot of room for people.

  • @curri6701
    @curri6701 Жыл бұрын

    2:36 well that aged well

  • @Kicky11
    @Kicky1110 ай бұрын

    Schlatt looks way too sophisticated to be acting like this bro 😂😂😂

  • @Ariisaka
    @Ariisaka4 жыл бұрын

    Can’t wait for the “Thinking about Flake” KZread post tomorrow

  • @applemaniac2449

    @applemaniac2449

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thinking about killing frisbee dog

  • @jamespilgrim3774

    @jamespilgrim3774

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh shoot

  • @Jackmillsable

    @Jackmillsable

    4 жыл бұрын

    surely it'll be "Thinking about Queen Liz"

  • @AuroraIceFlame

    @AuroraIceFlame

    4 жыл бұрын

    No it’ll be “thinking about colonialism”

  • @ci.thunder

    @ci.thunder

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Thinking about raising the white flag"

  • @Brianity2286
    @Brianity22864 жыл бұрын

    they call him ‘shaky schlatt’ legend has it that he still hasn’t managed to select what arm he wants to throw the frisbee with due to his parkinsons

  • @minemekhi

    @minemekhi

    4 жыл бұрын

    jetset radio is the background music for the jet ski

  • @pionevada282

    @pionevada282

    4 жыл бұрын

    KekW

  • @Brianity2286

    @Brianity2286

    4 жыл бұрын

    Minemekhi what?

  • @minemekhi

    @minemekhi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jet set radio-sneak man is the music for the jet ski

  • @frenchfry8694
    @frenchfry8694 Жыл бұрын

    2:30 this didnt age well

  • @dominicfrancis8312

    @dominicfrancis8312

    Жыл бұрын

    Neither did the queen

  • @mckian7

    @mckian7

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@dominicfrancis8312 oh 💀

  • @beccapatchouly
    @beccapatchouly8 ай бұрын

    Watching this after the queen incident

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled4 жыл бұрын

    i’ve never seen schlatt when he screamed and i’m gonna be honest it scares me

  • @Corporate_Desecration
    @Corporate_Desecration4 жыл бұрын

    “He should go back to ... singing. He should go back to singing” nice save man

  • @fops.5178

    @fops.5178

    4 жыл бұрын

    the nicest of saves

  • @birdbrainmonty8946

    @birdbrainmonty8946

    4 жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @27dar_

    @27dar_

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@birdbrainmonty8946 15:30

  • @adamoakes706
    @adamoakes706 Жыл бұрын

    The "she's not dead yet, so good for her." hits different in late 2022.

  • @BIGD-cc7ru

    @BIGD-cc7ru

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol.

  • @34efdj7hjfdfvb
    @34efdj7hjfdfvb Жыл бұрын

    “she is not dead yet”

  • @technoplanegobrrr
    @technoplanegobrrr3 жыл бұрын

    I like how the search history tells the story of how schlatt disguised himself, faked his death, moved to Uganda, commited price gouging and then found a girl

  • @callmehbruf

    @callmehbruf

    3 жыл бұрын

    a true American saga

  • @_alex.j

    @_alex.j

    3 жыл бұрын

    the true American goal

  • @ace7050

    @ace7050

    3 жыл бұрын

    i thought no one was going to mention it-

  • @bobthreetimes2286

    @bobthreetimes2286

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad I’m not the only one

  • @selkie698

    @selkie698

    3 жыл бұрын

    Time stamp

  • @Tryonic
    @Tryonic4 жыл бұрын

    schlatt with glasses: *schlasses*

  • @chadsmith4459

    @chadsmith4459

    4 жыл бұрын

    That ain’t it

  • @sharkestry1119

    @sharkestry1119

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jschlatt? more like gay schlasses

  • @gray-stans-chihiro
    @gray-stans-chihiro Жыл бұрын

    2:33 “and she is not dead yet” this aged quite poorly

  • @joshc5613

    @joshc5613

    Жыл бұрын

    like the queen

  • @aidenchristian4497

    @aidenchristian4497

    11 ай бұрын

    Like a fine bottle of milk

  • @DCYT1974Diana
    @DCYT1974Diana Жыл бұрын

    "All I know is she is the queen, and she is not dead yet."

  • @cats1970
    @cats19704 жыл бұрын

    Schlatt encounters general hospitality and loses his mind: Wii Sports Resort

  • @theholymemer2394
    @theholymemer23943 жыл бұрын

    Matt:*Breaths * Jschlatt:*SCREAMS IN _F E A R_ *

  • @ThatRandoAsh

    @ThatRandoAsh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Matt is a scary man-

  • @apairofsteeltoedboots4729

    @apairofsteeltoedboots4729

    3 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't everyone though

  • @tabandoned3357

    @tabandoned3357

    3 жыл бұрын

    5:57

  • @olliescribbles

    @olliescribbles

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ThatRandoAsh Ayyyyyy, Non-Binary Human✨

  • @gracefullydumb

    @gracefullydumb

    3 жыл бұрын

    someone has to tell him he lives on the same planet as matt... he would be so scared.

  • @blandestone
    @blandestone Жыл бұрын

    The queen did not survive this vacation

  • @firepowder
    @firepowder2 жыл бұрын

    Missin the wii videos tbh, they're a forever fav. Idk if he brought his wii when he moved or if he's just waiting on the Wyoming guy to find him a new game but it's always nice to come back to these

  • @bartholomewdan
    @bartholomewdan4 жыл бұрын

    Brit here: Can confirm, Flake is pretty much just dust and gets everywhere. If you can eat it without making a mess, you are clearly in touch with some higher power. It's usually just stuck into ice cream and not eaten on its own. If you want some good chocolate, Cadbury chocolate bars and their many derivations are where it's at.

  • @mika-tu6ld

    @mika-tu6ld

    4 жыл бұрын

    absolutely can confirm

  • @questionableseagull9950

    @questionableseagull9950

    4 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely disagree. If the flake has been sat on, maybe. But not normally.

  • @taiefmiah

    @taiefmiah

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whispa or whatever is the more solid version of flake

  • @JR-zi9vj

    @JR-zi9vj

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cadbury is here as well

  • @jackdaw7792

    @jackdaw7792

    4 жыл бұрын

    but we have cadbury in america im fucking scare d,.

  • @genmata7406
    @genmata74064 жыл бұрын

    schlatt in glasses got me feelin some type of way.

  • @llm164

    @llm164

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gen Mata same

  • @incretayble2

    @incretayble2

    4 жыл бұрын

    schlatt in schlatt got me feelin some type of way

  • @devonerb9130

    @devonerb9130

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gen Mata he kinda looks like bucks in the glasses

  • @cassidy2453

    @cassidy2453

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gen Mata same

  • @mutenroshimi208
    @mutenroshimi208 Жыл бұрын

    2:41 well that didn’t age well

  • @Birds4lifeAnya

    @Birds4lifeAnya

    9 ай бұрын

    Neither did the queen

  • @arnavthapar8686
    @arnavthapar8686 Жыл бұрын

    Me watcing this now seeing him say "the queen is still alive".

  • @beanibones
    @beanibones3 жыл бұрын

    Schlatt: "I-It's just dust..." Me, a British: "Oh, yeah. That's a Flake alright."

  • @snaxalotl3021

    @snaxalotl3021

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, ya hate it when the whole chocolate bar at the top is perfect but the bottom is like Spiderman inn Infinity War

  • @beanibones

    @beanibones

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@snaxalotl3021 PFFF HAHAHA I LOVE THAT LAST PART 🤣

  • @adamdevlin9207

    @adamdevlin9207

    3 жыл бұрын

    Put more care into yo flake

  • @beanibones

    @beanibones

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@adamdevlin9207 That's a Ripple.

  • @adamdevlin9207

    @adamdevlin9207

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@beanibones what? Ik what it is but why bring it up?

  • @bigbrowski410
    @bigbrowski4104 жыл бұрын

    "About to cheat on my wife" - Queen "'Queen of England' 'fruit ninja' 'gay ass' 'Master Oogway' 'Slick Daddy' 'Sword Man' '2 Time' 'Old and Fragile' 'Tony Hawk' 'Dog Kicker' 'Pile of Dust'" Elizabeth

  • @nopeyepp

    @nopeyepp

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @catmike

    @catmike

    4 жыл бұрын

    idk why but this made me snort

  • @Peterpiperspickledpeppers

    @Peterpiperspickledpeppers

    4 жыл бұрын

    Indeed

  • @sykosmashed82

    @sykosmashed82

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Peterpiperspickledpeppers how tf do I owe you 98,000 bells fuck it's now 198,000

  • @mangomelons
    @mangomelons Жыл бұрын

    The queen joke is now aging like a bottle of fine British wine…. That didn’t properly seal

  • @timforti
    @timforti Жыл бұрын

    11:22 schlatt: “im fucking gay”

  • @user-nf7hb5vd6k
    @user-nf7hb5vd6k4 жыл бұрын

    We need a compilation of schlatt saying "you know what they call me?"

  • @jimmyjoejohnson6230
    @jimmyjoejohnson62304 жыл бұрын

    "It's the Queen of England and she's about to jump out of an airplane." It's the London 2012 Olympics all over again

  • @omarapolloshandmaiden37

    @omarapolloshandmaiden37

    4 жыл бұрын

    i just had crazy flashbacks from this

  • @crow9997

    @crow9997

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Joe Johnson I am confused and scared

  • @hannie6486

    @hannie6486

    4 жыл бұрын

    Marcus Hernandez all it takes is a search

  • @DGetsStacks

    @DGetsStacks

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I rememberr

  • @jemimalol3407

    @jemimalol3407

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Joe Johnson greatest thing i ever saw. 10 year old me killed myself laughing (that dumbass rly thought it was real)

  • @watersharky7589
    @watersharky75892 жыл бұрын

    1:20 in the scene talking about British candy he looks like Harry potter

  • @minerpig04
    @minerpig0411 ай бұрын

    Schlatt here looks like he did the fusion dance with Ted Nivison

  • @shwackedshmeat6519
    @shwackedshmeat65194 жыл бұрын

    Jschlatt: (makes the queen of England almost perfectly) Jschlatt: Is this offensive? Also Jschlatt: *Haha Dyin Brian*

  • @austintotuszynski3192
    @austintotuszynski31924 жыл бұрын

    Jschlatt on the comunity tab later: "Thinking about the Queen of England"

  • @katelyncozzi7904

    @katelyncozzi7904

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Thinking about Liz"

  • @dreamofyouandi

    @dreamofyouandi

    4 жыл бұрын

    You got it right

  • @potatonugget6962
    @potatonugget69622 жыл бұрын

    Matt: exists. Jschlatt: (screaming intensifys)

  • @NOTGOD7
    @NOTGOD7 Жыл бұрын

    Well this video aged well after last week.

  • @nic4234
    @nic42344 жыл бұрын

    Ladies and gentlemen I think this is the first time we've seen Schlatt's facecam while he's shouting!

  • @simaopedro7670

    @simaopedro7670

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nic no he already did that on rajj stream

  • @bitterman7258

    @bitterman7258

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cosmicplayer78 no

  • @zeroscorpio3692

    @zeroscorpio3692

    4 жыл бұрын

    its still puzzling to me

  • @elyzanavarrio

    @elyzanavarrio

    4 жыл бұрын

    Simão Sivan Which stream???

  • @jekyll138.5

    @jekyll138.5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Elyza Navarrio rajj

  • @eric_4nz145
    @eric_4nz1454 жыл бұрын

    The fear in his voice when he said bts’ music was bad. He knew what could happen to his comment section

  • @lildandelionlily

    @lildandelionlily

    4 жыл бұрын

    LEGIT LOL

  • @chuuchuuz

    @chuuchuuz

    4 жыл бұрын

    .

  • @bruhmp9443

    @bruhmp9443

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was about to pull a twomad😂

  • @livyrl

    @livyrl

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAOOO

  • @colorinmymoods

    @colorinmymoods

    4 жыл бұрын

    as he should

  • @RedChems
    @RedChems Жыл бұрын

    For anyone curious about when he changed out the Queen because of what “golf stands for” one of the acronyms of golf is Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

  • @spakara692
    @spakara692 Жыл бұрын

    The queen bit really did not age well. Well, she won't be aging anymore.

  • @rawiriburndred2968
    @rawiriburndred29684 жыл бұрын

    Schlatt: "You can only get this in England!" People who live in Aus and NZ:

  • @sophiecanavan8878

    @sophiecanavan8878

    4 жыл бұрын

    And people who live in ireland and Scotland lmao.

  • @Corrosive_

    @Corrosive_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much anywhere else except USA

  • @kiwibiird

    @kiwibiird

    4 жыл бұрын

    ive had many and i live in canada

  • @edwardsjs

    @edwardsjs

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean everywhere that isn't the land of freedom is basically just England, so he's not wrong

  • @centralfloridagti8626

    @centralfloridagti8626

    4 жыл бұрын

    You can buy them in the US in most supermarkets (atleast that I’ve been to)

  • @DrewDoesThings
    @DrewDoesThings4 жыл бұрын

    I cannot wait until Schlatt learns how to turn on auto-focus.

  • @PauaP

    @PauaP

    4 жыл бұрын

    Impossible, considering he's a certified boomer he wont do it.

  • @smolbean5325

    @smolbean5325

    4 жыл бұрын

    muffin stans always find a way. It’s creepy.

  • @jupitersworld9871

    @jupitersworld9871

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@smolbean5325 lmao if you knew anything about his stans you'd know that Schlatt pfps are outlawed and none of them have them. smptwt actually respects boundaries.

  • @ernestfungus2066

    @ernestfungus2066

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can wait until Schlatt learns that Wyoming doesn’t exist

  • @CK-re5db

    @CK-re5db

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey im the 1000th likes

  • @misternujambez
    @misternujambez Жыл бұрын

    2:36 ouch

  • @Twilor
    @Twilor9 ай бұрын

    ¨She's not dead yet¨ Famous last words Schlatt

  • @kyliecarter9589
    @kyliecarter95894 жыл бұрын

    "Is this offensive?" Has that ever stopped you, Jschlant?

  • @artaum5635

    @artaum5635

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure you meant Jschlit

  • @purplvurpl0295

    @purplvurpl0295

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jshlut?

  • @NA-hi6rj

    @NA-hi6rj

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jshlit

  • @Modsu

    @Modsu

    4 жыл бұрын

    jaylor schwift

  • @maxvickers6196

    @maxvickers6196

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shit

  • @alejandromaldonadocastillo7289
    @alejandromaldonadocastillo72894 жыл бұрын

    “The Queen of England is ready to jump off a plane. Little does she know, she is on United Airline flight 93 and she is directed towards the World Trade Center” 10/10 content

  • @kaylarodrigues7892

    @kaylarodrigues7892

    4 жыл бұрын

    9/11 content u mean

  • @kanyechan8376

    @kanyechan8376

    4 жыл бұрын

    Funny enough the queen has actually gone skydiving before, so it’s funny to see him say that and not know she’s done it before.

  • @Paether4

    @Paether4

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kayla Rodrigues Yup...

  • @freyapearlriley2425

    @freyapearlriley2425

    3 жыл бұрын

    More like 9/11

  • @chasityh.7153

    @chasityh.7153

    Жыл бұрын

    this didn't age well LMAO

  • @catherinerucker1482
    @catherinerucker1482 Жыл бұрын

    9:30 Ah, so that's where that running joke comes from

  • @xdxlez
    @xdxlez Жыл бұрын

    “She is the queen, and she is not dead yet” well, not anymore

  • @PlayerGirl-qs6fz
    @PlayerGirl-qs6fz4 жыл бұрын

    Schlatt with glasses is hitting kinda different, woah

  • @ickyvicky497

    @ickyvicky497

    4 жыл бұрын

    PlayerGirl2000 harry potter mode

  • @Ham-tc1qi

    @Ham-tc1qi

    4 жыл бұрын

    PlayerGirl2000 he could nail me to a cross, and i.. would still.. love his videos

  • @PlayerGirl-qs6fz

    @PlayerGirl-qs6fz

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ham-tc1qi oh my-

  • @Roman-us2fp

    @Roman-us2fp

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hannah Meigs damn

  • @jackieisntcool9306

    @jackieisntcool9306

    4 жыл бұрын

    ikr I’m dying

  • @c0recultzo18
    @c0recultzo183 жыл бұрын

    He really just made the queen look like the vegan teacher.

  • @ladyofwater4991

    @ladyofwater4991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg I didn't realize that and now that's all I can see. Why (┬┬_┬┬)

  • @fleetingnightingale2400

    @fleetingnightingale2400

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing

  • @deacongouws7938

    @deacongouws7938

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHA OMG GOD IT'S SO TRUE.

  • @deacongouws7938

    @deacongouws7938

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also stop doing that truly disgusting thing it gets annoying after a while.

  • @c0recultzo18

    @c0recultzo18

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@deacongouws7938 what do you mean??

  • @lilfox4138
    @lilfox4138 Жыл бұрын

    this has not aged well....

  • @KiaraCatFurry17
    @KiaraCatFurry17 Жыл бұрын

    Awwwwww ❤ That post it note is so sweet.

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir74933 жыл бұрын

    Dog: *exists* Schlatt: and I took that personally

  • @soupsandwitch8425

    @soupsandwitch8425

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have the same feeling when I look at a child's face

  • @thatsabingo6695

    @thatsabingo6695

    3 жыл бұрын

    When I was a kid I thought that dog was the cutest thing ever I still kinda do

  • @juliedillion3942

    @juliedillion3942

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@soupsandwitch8425 same

  • @rohanpatel3204
    @rohanpatel32044 жыл бұрын

    Had a Hot Pocket today. Can’t stop thinking about jschlatt for some reason

  • @bethaniechandler1651

    @bethaniechandler1651

    4 жыл бұрын

    gay

  • @the_sad_wallet1553

    @the_sad_wallet1553

    4 жыл бұрын

    Beth Chandler yes, and?

  • @davidjohnson435

    @davidjohnson435

    4 жыл бұрын

    Literally same this is all that was going through my head

  • @Bennieboy918

    @Bennieboy918

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bethaniechandler1651 says the Steven cancerverse fan

  • @Xezian

    @Xezian

    4 жыл бұрын

    thinking about hot schlatt

  • @Joxlen
    @Joxlen Жыл бұрын

    2:31 - well, she is now

  • @vucko3494
    @vucko3494 Жыл бұрын

    2:35 might wanna cut this part lol

  • @Dr_Hill_726
    @Dr_Hill_7264 жыл бұрын

    Everytime he says "they call me..." or "I'm..." I feel a new wiki entry to the list of aliases

  • @quantumblauthor7300

    @quantumblauthor7300

    4 жыл бұрын

    And one-time video game developer. One time.

  • @boratofficial5706
    @boratofficial57064 жыл бұрын

    jschlatt shutting down after someone makes the most minimal kind gesture to him.

  • @victorystar0360
    @victorystar0360 Жыл бұрын

    Oh boy those queen jokes didn’t age well

  • @kiwi2070
    @kiwi2070 Жыл бұрын

    "im a pile of dust at this point" are you sure you had nothing to do with her death, schlatt?

  • @Db-mp4nt
    @Db-mp4nt3 жыл бұрын

    schlatt used to play literally every sport in high school he was just an overachiever

  • @potassiumnitrate420

    @potassiumnitrate420

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Ted was always there to ruin it for Schlatt, that's why he did so many

  • @jeffe1023

    @jeffe1023

    3 жыл бұрын

    @noel "score a point"

  • @knoodles4062

    @knoodles4062

    2 жыл бұрын

    chad

  • @wicked1258
    @wicked12584 жыл бұрын

    "is corona in uganda?" "plane ticket to uganda"

  • @cyberpunk964

    @cyberpunk964

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like something that someone with coronavirus would say

  • @afswan

    @afswan

    4 жыл бұрын

    'what happened to kony 2012'

  • @joem.4939

    @joem.4939

    4 жыл бұрын

    "joseph kony"

  • @drizzy8202
    @drizzy8202 Жыл бұрын

    Rip Queen Liz ⭐️

  • @j4kyboi13
    @j4kyboi13 Жыл бұрын

    Oof, that Queen Mii didn’t age well lmao

  • @RoseWhitmore

    @RoseWhitmore

    11 ай бұрын

    Neither did the actual queen

  • @OkiSama
    @OkiSama3 жыл бұрын

    Anything happens Jschlatt: I did that in high school

  • @ymite1928
    @ymite19284 жыл бұрын

    It’s only a matter of time before Schlatt and Ted are completely identical.

  • @nathanchong6272
    @nathanchong6272 Жыл бұрын

    schlansome

  • @Unknown_2543
    @Unknown_2543 Жыл бұрын

    5:53 the queen coming out the gulag

  • @Mildcat743
    @Mildcat7434 жыл бұрын

    Honestly Schlatt should post the obscure 'thinking about' posts the day before the video, just so we can speculate what game he's playing

  • @chinmalol7657

    @chinmalol7657

    4 жыл бұрын

    ^^^

  • @sofa5011
    @sofa50114 жыл бұрын

    the way he said dog at 11:13 is probably the most glorious i've ever heard his new york accent be

  • @DeltaChairlines
    @DeltaChairlines2 жыл бұрын

    10:06 Is that Sneakman in the background? Hell yeah, man. Nice.

  • @kazuichisouda9009
    @kazuichisouda90092 жыл бұрын

    Okay this video is unrooting some childhood memories that I forever wish to forget

  • @matthewthomas9457
    @matthewthomas94574 жыл бұрын

    Schlatt's wii quality: 💪 Schlatt's camera quality: 🗿

  • @tunip3999

    @tunip3999

    4 жыл бұрын

    What is that, strong Wii quality Easter Island head camera quality

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi43014 жыл бұрын

    Jschlatt: *makes a white Obama* Viewers: “lol XD” Also Jschlatt: *makes queen jokes* Viewers: *”TREASON”*

  • @RaylaEclipse

    @RaylaEclipse

    4 жыл бұрын

    The kind of viewers his act attracts

  • @chickennuggets4498

    @chickennuggets4498

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ghastly Ghandi I hate the British Empire.

  • @th0rn1nja69

    @th0rn1nja69

    4 жыл бұрын

    Non flake eater

  • @d120lott

    @d120lott

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chickennuggets4498 your on the list...

  • @ghastlyghandi4301

    @ghastlyghandi4301

    4 жыл бұрын

    peroh wouldn’t Americans find it offensive?

  • @trividence7343
    @trividence7343 Жыл бұрын

    Im so glad the queen is alive and well :)

  • @ren_solar
    @ren_solar2 жыл бұрын

    We have flakes in Australia too, normally they are in delicate bars of chocolate but sometimes we break it up and do stuff with it, like dust it over donuts and… other things

  • @itsfeliciatime
    @itsfeliciatime4 жыл бұрын

    Jungkook: *exsists* Schlatt: alright so its juhg,koop now

  • @gothtokki

    @gothtokki

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s probably a new nickname for Kook😂

  • @alpharratz

    @alpharratz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gothtokki adding that to my list of nicknames

  • @starflayers

    @starflayers

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gothtokki wait its not koop?? ik schlatt spellec it wrong but its kook?????

  • @gothtokki

    @gothtokki

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@starflayers his stage name is Jungkook but his ACTUAL name is Jeongguk!

  • @adamdevlin9207

    @adamdevlin9207

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gothtokki schlatt hates your fandom, the fact he had to put a disclaimer proves that.

  • @EpicWinNoob
    @EpicWinNoob4 жыл бұрын

    "Is this offensive or is it completely fine?" The british: Yes.

  • @cuppacofi1129

    @cuppacofi1129

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be honest I don't mind, like this just puts in perspective for me how Americans feel being constantly shit on by every other country I guess

  • @memele4991

    @memele4991

    4 жыл бұрын

    They do get shit on a lot

  • @cretinrat4644

    @cretinrat4644

    4 жыл бұрын

    honestly i have no idea why but i’m really proud of elizabeth so i felt slightly offended tbh but it’s schlatt so i really just see it as him being a comedian and it’s his job so i really don’t mind that much

  • @lord_spesh1490

    @lord_spesh1490

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@memele4991 and for good reason

  • @siimad2988

    @siimad2988

    4 жыл бұрын

    i’m english, i don’t give a shit, never really liked the waste of tax money queen. the mii looks like absolute ass, though.

  • @schakoska
    @schakoska2 жыл бұрын

    5:00 now i know what is it good for lmao

  • @dream_walker9726
    @dream_walker97262 жыл бұрын

    Wii Sports Resort is my *childhood* I love it so much. My favourite memory of this game was playing the sword fight one (my favourite and the best one) and my sister snuck up behind me to scare me and I threw my arm back to finish my opponent and I whacked her in the nose and almost broke it.

  • @aandrew626
    @aandrew6264 жыл бұрын

    never knew i needed schlatt with glasses complaining about flake, but here we are

  • @thegarrison8058

    @thegarrison8058

    4 жыл бұрын

    Guys there's a hair on my screen help me please it wont come off

  • @jzumbo_
    @jzumbo_4 жыл бұрын

    Is schlatt capable of avoiding some sort of mental breakdown for five minutes? I’m not even half way into the video

  • @Urmomteehee677
    @Urmomteehee677 Жыл бұрын

    Wii sports resort one of my favorite wii games ever

  • @ThePopty
    @ThePopty4 ай бұрын

    “Let’s make the queen cause she’s not dead yet” That didn’t age well😐

  • @ahhhpissbaby6028
    @ahhhpissbaby60284 жыл бұрын

    “how to kiss girls while wearing n95 mask?” ok schlatt

  • @serafimu2003

    @serafimu2003

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean how would you?

  • @gaemer3967

    @gaemer3967

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Scythe Dedin bro but then how do I protect myself from the corona

  • @elhombreesponja585

    @elhombreesponja585

    4 жыл бұрын

    Scythe Dedin ok smartass how’s he gonna protect himself from the common cold

  • @doppled

    @doppled

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@elhombreesponja585 by practicing social distancing

  • @elhombreesponja585

    @elhombreesponja585

    4 жыл бұрын

    skeeted but he want to kiss girl dumb goof

  • @busterb7482
    @busterb74824 жыл бұрын

    "Hes got outkast hey ya playing in his head" its such a vibe to me, you dont even know

  • @AlexK-jp9nc

    @AlexK-jp9nc

    4 жыл бұрын

    HEEEEEEEY YAAAA

  • @jujt2258

    @jujt2258

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex K DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT

  • @gamatee

    @gamatee

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jujt2258 HEEEEYYY YAAAAA

  • @jujt2258

    @jujt2258

    4 жыл бұрын

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DOOOOOT

  • @MinecraftManager

    @MinecraftManager

    4 жыл бұрын

    SOME. BODY

  • @Superzy90
    @Superzy90 Жыл бұрын

    i think jschlatt and poofesure would get along amazingly

  • @JokersHunt
    @JokersHunt Жыл бұрын

    4:15 literally the best wii sport resort moment in the world

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