The Gentlemen's Guide to Not Sucking
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The CEO of Ikea was elected President of Sweden this week. He's still assembling his cabinet 🤓
@RobbyMitchellGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Another Banger
@Roman-fv4rv
2 жыл бұрын
I KEA what you did there…
@steffens.3559
2 жыл бұрын
@WyattW_
2 жыл бұрын
I have no *IKEA* what this means lol
@chestybump
2 жыл бұрын
meatball
Not enough people talk about the fact that the maker of "Pause for Effect" is also the maker of "Why are you stealing from ruins?"
@Caldron
2 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is that Carl is stealing from OTHER modern ruins now? Huh. _Couldn't see that one coming_
@walugusgrudenburg3068
2 жыл бұрын
I believe it is forbidden to speak of the Unbeaten One, in fear its softlock powers could return in full force.
@Bobal27
2 жыл бұрын
@@walugusgrudenburg3068 Unbeaten? I swear I saw him win.
@sady3327
2 жыл бұрын
@@walugusgrudenburg3068 wdym he beat it there was even the flag icon to indicate he won the level
Notes: -Carl scams Twitch chat -Carl is a fiddle -Carl learns absolutely nothing -Carl no smart
@frackingfluidinjection
2 жыл бұрын
More notes: - X=9 - Thwomp will always suc - Carl no smart (2x)
@The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia
2 жыл бұрын
Another note: - shinies are bad
@Bobal27
2 жыл бұрын
Just a few more notes: -Y=4 -Stevoooooooooooo! -Carl blind -Carl smart (JKx3) -Nobody knows how to pronounce kwisowofer properly -JuzSmug
@aniolelseer7199
2 жыл бұрын
Carl still is being played like a fiddle for the link sword was clearly audible yet he missed it.
I love that he never even realized the first fake flag was in the sub world.
@ooc329
2 жыл бұрын
I would probably have thought (for the second possibly real flag) "If that's really the flag, the door is probably CP1... I don't want CP1, so fake flag here I come"
@canofsoda
2 жыл бұрын
neither did i and now i feel quite stupid
@SkylarGlider
2 жыл бұрын
After he got the CP I realized
@Zalis116
2 жыл бұрын
@@ooc329 I was thinking, "May as well jump in there and rule it out -- worst that can happen is dying, as opposed to getting CP1'd or winding up in a horrible anti-softlock." Though with this level, it didn't seem like there was a viable "back to CP1" setup in the CP1 area. Of course, troll creators have found creative ways to hide those setups.
@WyattW_
2 жыл бұрын
tbh i didn’t either
The gentlemen's guide. Written by Dover, Ben.
@ElfSMasteR
2 жыл бұрын
And co-authored by his sister Ilene, in 1969.
@Bobal27
2 жыл бұрын
@@ElfSMasteR I think that was his step-sister. Tragically, she died days later from not receiving help to get unstuck from the dryer. We should all learn from Ilene Dover, always keep your phone handy. Signed, Justin Case.
@ElfSMasteR
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bobal27 Thank you, Mr. Case, for clearing that up. I'm not a specialist in the Dover family history, as my own family has enough drama with step-sisters. Signed, Neil Downe.
@Bobal27
2 жыл бұрын
@@ElfSMasteR You’re quite welcome. Tell me, are you perchance from Take? The Take Downes have always had family issues, especially with the three step-sisters, Gette, Hoe, and Leia. Are you Ben’s son, and the rightful heir to the area known as Downe Towne? Dictated but not read, Justin Case, Dictation taken by Ty Pettup.
@TheGuyWhoIsSitting
2 жыл бұрын
The Dover boys. Drat them... DOUBLE DRAT THEM!
My favorite way to learn. Using examples of what not to do.
@geli95us
2 жыл бұрын
I know you're joking but that's probably the worst way to learn, there are thousands of ways of doing things incorrectly and only one way of doing things correctly
This guide was very insightful! 😁
@ostigma9457
2 жыл бұрын
How did u reply 21 hours ago 😳
@dinonuggies8741
2 жыл бұрын
21 hours ago?
@davethelizard1463
2 жыл бұрын
Rex is the guide's teacher. The sexy voice you hear is Rexrath being disappointed at Carl
@Bobal27
2 жыл бұрын
It’s called “early access.” Some people just know people.
@thebigdawgj
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, the voice sounds like what one would imagine a talking butt to sound like.
Wow. Carl’s voiceover voice sounds really good. He should have a KZread channel or something.
@superplex25
2 жыл бұрын
That's actually RexRath doing the voiceover, but I probably didn't get the joke so if I didn't, ignore me lol
@The800pa
2 жыл бұрын
@@superplex25 i guess the joke flew over your head, but thank you for telling everyone who doesnt know him, like me, who he is
I don't think that's a fiddle, but I'm sure Carl's gonna get played like one-
@sienile
2 жыл бұрын
It is. Fiddle is just southern slang for violin.
@prronce
2 жыл бұрын
@@sienile 👁____👁 Well I feel dumb.
@Bobal27
2 жыл бұрын
@@sienile That’s not entirely accurate. Whether the stringed instrument is referred to as a violin or fiddle is based on how it’s played. To play the violin, only one string may be in contact with the bow at any given time. Fiddle players may make the bow contact multiple strings at once.
@datatravelleri
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bobal27 What? That's not quite true. While the term "fiddle" is generally associated with certain genres of music it is not exclusively tied to any of them. The difference is in fact in fact entirely cultural. Fiddlist may use a flatter bridge and steel strings and there are differences in what techniques are commonly used in the style of the music being played but none of those are exclusive to the other. The distinction is frankly quite arbitrary and entirely cultural. The instrument itself can be appropriately referred to as either a fiddle or a violin when no observable cultural distinction can be made based on context.
@Bobal27
2 жыл бұрын
@@datatravelleri It wasn’t quite arbitrary when I learned what I said in band class 20 or so years ago. Nowadays, since violinists have adapted to using multiple strings at once, your answer is more correct, but the original distinction comes from the number of strings being played at once. In Shakespearean times, or back when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote about Holmes, the term “fiddle” didn’t exist (at least, as it pertains to an instrument). Strange how correct answers can change over the years, but my statement would have been true if musical culture hadn’t changed. Now you know why it seems arbitrary :)
I thought it was funny how carl tried the first fake flagpole thinking it had a chance of being real but it was the subworld
Awww man, I was actually hoping that it was a sequel to pause for effect thoughhhh. That level was amazinggg
I like how neither Carl nor Geek understood the purpose of that shiny at the beginning, which was to show you the larger thwomp on top of the smaller one and make you think it was just going to full crush you so you missed the mushroom.
@DrayGon777
2 жыл бұрын
And yet, they both still missed the mushroom so it was still a win, right?
@MyHandleIsAplaceholder
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice the big thwomp lol
@thebigdawgj
2 жыл бұрын
Who's "Geek"?
@Qaser7
2 жыл бұрын
FreakAndGeek on YT.
@wypmangames
Жыл бұрын
Certified carlblind moment
Certainly this presentation was imensivelly enlightening, I must praise Mr. Carlson for the lessons presented, if opportune, I would be very pleased to discuss more in depth about your research at tea time
After this, Carl will probably still suck anyway lol
@Lily-white
2 жыл бұрын
that's essential, otherwise we'd be the ones sucking by following such a guide
3:04 I love how Carls jumps synced up with the music he can't hear lol
The sudden realization at cp1 and the disbelieving laughter that followed is actually my favorite moment ever
Nice to see Federico continues to live rent-free inside Carl's head
@lennyface5314
2 жыл бұрын
He's so deep inside his brain that Carl pays him instead
I laughed so hard at the dead pan- "And do the opposite."
@AnotherDuck
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it was the obvious joke from the start, but the delivery still nailed it.
10:38 carl and thwomp-in-clown-car kissing in a subworld, k--i--s--s--i--n--g. cute trolls are cute 12:12 lemmy's hair hiding that diagonal track is pure artistry
Ladies and gentlemen, we have the new meta. Troll museums.
Holy crap I remember playing pause for effect in the original Mario Maker. I was so much younger and it took me forever to get the puzzle. xD To see it referenced now in a troll level is just great!
Rexraths contribution was great! love seeing others in the community getting together like this!
4:04 Carl: Omg that could've been a troll in it of itself, that looks so much like background. 8:36 Federico:
Thank you for another great episode!
Thank you for your service providing guides
so many uploads this is great
Everyone knows that disrespect hole is 100% aimed at DGR, right? Change my mind.
@Zalis116
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe 90%. Carl and some other streamers have also embraced "Every pit is a chance for glory" from time to time, especially when shinies are involved. And sometimes jumping in the pit actually _is_ the solution.
@AngelicEternity92
2 жыл бұрын
@@Zalis116 Doesn't change that it's a DGR thing ;) Even Carl has said "like my good friend DGR always says" before doing it lol.
Thanks for this fun i needed it :)
Once again your editor is a God!
Fun video, thanks Carl!
The mushroom bouce at about 5:55 got me good, i had no idea either where that would bounce, lmao! The boot at 19:20 gave me a spin as well, nice stuff!
youtube just recommended that I watch this episode of Carl again, and I agree. Watching again!
I just finished making food and was wondering if there was a Carl video to watch Lo and behold you uploaded just now!
Love the thumbnail 🎻
Man, these edits are fire
The absolute Mobius Double Reacharound End Troll though. Bonus points with Carl forgetting what the main world and subworld were.
absolutely amazing!
I'm fully convinced Federico is living full time in Carl's mind. Every time Carl just gets absolutely wrecked and I imagine Federico extracts great joy from that
This feels like the spongebob episode lol
Like a god damn fiddle!
watching carl play is a thing of wonders. truly a wonderful thing
Upcoming title: Carl gets played like a fiddle for 30 minutes
Very informative guide!
Tfw you have an odd sense of déjà vu and you realize midvideo that you’ve watched it live. Love the editing!
Pause for Effect was the first Carl's Mario Maker video I ever saw! So glad it has made a return.
everything about this video is wonderful
Thumbnail Carl about to either pull a Hitman or bust out the most wicked concerto in recorded history
We love you Carl!!!
The sheer trolldensity is astonishing. Federico is truly a master of his craft.
I made a lot of shinies when I saw this played live! I'd played it a while ago, it was one of the first troll levels I played.. and it was epic
The last voice over was the best!
What is a one-way gate’s favorite music band? One Direction.
@cloaking111
2 жыл бұрын
That's not a clever pun though, that's a riddle 9-year old children would ask
this was such a good video 😂😂
i always love carls jokes :) i want a book or something for them all xD
10 seconds in and this is amazing! Take my like.
This is art.
It does knock you back normally but not on a vine good sir Carl lol
Whoever the ad wizard that came up with this title and thumbnail is deserves a big raise.
That Level is Awesome!
gentleman's guide to not sucking 1. always take shines no matter what 2.always trust Thwomp 3.most of the time damage boost 4.always remember trolls 5.never say that the troll creator is out of ideas because they aren't 6.hit the block with your sword don't blow it up 7always look for checkpoints so you don't miss them 8.always suspect its background 9.always look for kiazo blocks 10.never go after fireflowers 11.never suspect it to do the same thing because it never does 12.don't stomp on Lemmy when he's shooting his balls 13.pits don't have glory 14.don't jump into the spikes 15.always go for the fake flagpole 16.never get the big mush 17.just win 18.don't get played like a fiddle 19.never go for shines 20.and don't be carl
Omg I was already lol at the thumbnail alone
Ahh yes, thank you for this very helpful guide.
Sir Dave Sir. What an intro!
I knew this was going to lead up to doing the opposite of what carl would do and yet it was also a super satisfying conclusion to this. xD
This is starting out well
I have succeeded so much more in life thinking about what Carl would do then doing the opposite. You are the greatest, Carl!
The commentary though 💯💯💯😂😂😂
personal guide to not sucking: step 1: dont be carl step 2: victory? love you carl, never stop being awesome
I watch Carl and Geek and Defender be faced with an apparent choice on the level of “get the powerup or not”, and yet even after so many levels that are slightly more complex than that and require for instance “get the powerup and then get hit”, they still get confused and ask “then what do I do?” after trying both.
What if Carl Studies and follows this guide? What then!?
Whatever it is you pay your editor, they deserve at least 100 timea that amount.
The Gentlemen's Guide to Not Sucking: Chapter 1 - Don't be Carl
carl: *walks off cliff* carl: I'm adopted!
9:17 I'm sorry but you shoulda seen that kaizo block coming from a mile away. Also the fake platform trolls are the greatest
Unfortunately i feel this guide isnt nearly long enough 😬 Love you Larl ❤️
11/10 editing
Hey carl i know this is too much, but in your next video can you talk about what’s going to happen or what’s happening moving forward with covid, vaccines, the delta variant and stuff? I’ve been having anxiety about all of this stuff and when you talk about it and explain it you really put my mind at ease
I think that stupid troll where you need to jump up and the launcher comes down and lands on you is my fav. Very stupid
Not sure if Carl is successfully failing or failing successfully but either way he's really good at it!
I'm waiting for the time when the safety coin is actually necessary to beat the level. Like there is a second key door at the end of a section that requires already having all the coins before returning to the checkpoint area.
The fake floor trolls are my favorite!
The editing in this video was just "kisses fingers " superb. Like fine garnish on plate of spaghetti 🍝.
I like that Carl tried the goal in the sub-world 😂
Thanks Fed that was definitely FedEx
5:58 - halflife scientist yell lmao
That music...this is one classy spaghetti restaurant
Throwback to the first flagpole fakeout: Flagpoles can't exist in subworlds.
A gentleman and a scholar. True story.
14:27 is a dumb moment since you’re in the sub world
That was a cool cp2
Aaah, another man of culture I see...
Hilarious!
If the TwoSet Violin guys were here, they would say that the answer to not sucking is to "Practice 40 hours a day".
Love the Vivaldi!
10:55 Fish obtained!
At the boot section in 21:57 you don't need to awkwardly jump, you can just eject yourself from the boot, as already demonstrated at 20:44 :P
Let us all remind Carl of fedrico water coin level where the 1st coin is really the last coin. Banned. At least geek didn't fall for it. 3 times
good old pause for effect
Bro Carl looks sick in a suit
Fiddlerico nice level. Carl nice cp1 realization.