This was fantastic. The speed. The flow. The wit. You, my friend, should be doing KZread FULL TIME lolololololol

@sherlocknstein

10 жыл бұрын

LOOK HIM IN THE EYE YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT HE BE NEEDING TO DO SO TELL HIM DON'T BACK DOWN YOU GOTTA GET HIM TO CHOOSE TO BE A FULL TIME KZreadR SO HE WON'T BACK DOWN BOOM WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB BOOM WUB WUB WUB WUB

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

hahaha thank you so much, man!

@jamesxyzhybeast2785

4 жыл бұрын

you are right and now he reached half a millions subscribers.

@Unv4l

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@coastercraziness

3 жыл бұрын

ROOMIEEEEEEEE

The ice cream metaphor was actually pretty good :)

@UpsidedownLlama

9 жыл бұрын

especially the snazzy ice cream catch in the beginning

"DONT FEED THE STEREOTYPE JAMAL" I'm dead 😂😂

@7amido12

8 жыл бұрын

ikr 😂

Hey man thanks for the shout out at 3:54. Here's a serious statement (and I'm not just saying this because I'm a professional inspiring person). You could EASILY be a motivational speaker. Having a story helps, but the ability to communicate and having a passion to help people (both of which you got) are the only essentials.

@spacedwarfguy

10 жыл бұрын

Well my comment is now both run-on and pointless. *Crys*

"I kind of want A REAL JOB" *Jacksfilms cries in the corner

@tomasrosa6996

8 жыл бұрын

lol

HEYYYYY IM BACK! ITS BEEN SOOOOO LOOONNGGGG Thanks for watching my video, and I hope you enjoyed it, I'll be replying to your comments because your comments are the only thing that give me self worth-*cry*

@dotConcept

10 жыл бұрын

Aaaah! I was waiting for a fresh video. Thanks!

@ChaseCrystal

10 жыл бұрын

I'm incredibly happy you're back. I was looking at your old videos and crying because they're amazing

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

Roberts Lins NO PROBLEMO :D

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

Chase Crystal haha thank you so much! I'm glad I'm back too

@Monkeystaxx

10 жыл бұрын

After "pew-youtuber" you should have said "pewtuber!" and added a laugh track XD

Kausasian Kulture Klub I'm crying

@LiikeAralleyrace

8 жыл бұрын

ikr 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

My favorite thing about this guy is that he can crack a joke before the genius of it hits you and then immediately move on to another one while you're still laughing about the first joke.

"I'm not really good at speaking" lol dude u can say 10 words per millisecond!!!

@Adrian-Abu

10 жыл бұрын

Script.

@mentallymurdered3578

10 жыл бұрын

I know but he talks fast with and without script.

Kaucasian Kulture Klub i died

@parallax4016

9 жыл бұрын

I just realized that it spells KKK

@zuzanna.i4405

9 жыл бұрын

^ oh god. I feel stupid

@thefuckerwiththerecorder1534

9 жыл бұрын

And right after that the talk about the black club

@drogus

9 жыл бұрын

Lys Rigelig So then what happened grandma? Did your really die?

@thell3152

9 жыл бұрын

It's katchier...

Kaucasian Kulture Klub spelled with all K's so it's catchy LOL

is it just me, or is there a lot of wheezywaiter influence here ....? super great job. your edits are nastiness.

@tankionline9097

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there 👋 Nice to see you here

@cleensbear

2 жыл бұрын

AYYO BILL WURTZ WATCH NATHAN ZED

@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553

2 жыл бұрын

Bill wurtz praising your editing has to be a flex for the ages

@cleensbear

2 жыл бұрын

@@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 i hope he acknowledge this comment fr

I loved the drumstick metaphor

IM SO SORRY!! I didn't get to upload this weekend like I said I would. A lot of stuff came up unexpectedly that I wasn't expecting, like my cousin's college graduation was yesterday and it took up my whole day. WAY TO GRADUATE ON THE WORST DAY EVER AMIRITE??? Forreal tho, I'm gonna try again to upload this weekend. Not gonna promise anything just in case, but the skies are lookin clearer this time around. loovvvee ya

@Sofia-gv4ck

10 жыл бұрын

I hate when your loved one's education gets in the way of the internet.

@jogbon

10 жыл бұрын

I understand how habesha parties work..........they go ALL NIGHT LONG!

@negateen3605

10 жыл бұрын

I was wondering why u didnt upload. Your my favorite youtuber man

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

***** yes

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

***** haha no problem! AND DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP MIA IT MIGHT SUCK

"The Kaucasian Kulture Klub, spelled with all Ks so it's catchier." How did I only just now get this joke?

@VenusEllie-ov7uc

8 жыл бұрын

+Stockholm Junior omg i was screaming for 5 minutes.

@user-bw7vo2fm1n

8 жыл бұрын

+Stockholm Junior Okay now I feel stupid....I didn't even realise that joke til I saw your comment lol

@IrisManning

8 жыл бұрын

+Stockholm Junior || Wait, is there a joke aside from the fact that it was already three Cs and none of the sounds changed..?

@resin8613

8 жыл бұрын

Iris Manning Kaucasian Kulture Klub = KKK

@IrisManning

8 жыл бұрын

+Stockholm Junior || Never mind, I just Googled KKK, I didn't realize it stood for something xD

"Kaucasion Kulture Klub" Nathan. NATHAN. You didn't. You did not.

but lets be real, THAT WAS GREAT Nathan, just travel around the globe telling people life is an ice cream cone

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

my dream

Kaucasian Kulture Klub, I see what you did there! ahhhhhhhhhhhh D: Also, good luck with school bro!

@llTop_Nepll

10 жыл бұрын

That's so funny lol

"COME AT ME JOSH SUNDQUIST! That was pretty OK!" And then he did.

I know it doesn't mean much but I feel like I'm you'd be an awesome motivational speaker.

@oliviaburton6153

9 жыл бұрын

Same!

Take a year or two off after high school. Pay close attention to what you find yourself doing on your free time when you're not FORCED to do anything. During my year off I read voraciously. I read and studied physics, chemistry, ancient history, poetry, neuroscience, and philosophy. I studied more than I had ever studied while being in school. I quickly determined that I wanted to be a professor. I'm in my last few days of my PhD program and have a job waiting for me. Taking that time off was probably the smartest thing I did.

Aww he said he has no idea what's gonna happen in 5 years, let us tell you bro... You're out of collegeeeeee!!! And you're happy and free :)))

That drumstick part was so... inspirational! I am going through a hard time and seriously sometimes i just feel like killing myself, but it's people like you that make me feel better and going on with my life.

@user-gg8mc6rc5e

9 жыл бұрын

Fire Star Thank you, it really means alot. I know that there are people in hospitals fighting for their life, so all of us owe this to them.

the drumstick metaphor was 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

@snehalmane

7 жыл бұрын

lowrihpesnud |-/ |-/

That ice cream analogy was pretty good.

The future is terrifying but once you have an idea or are certain of what you want to do in life its a lot less terrifying. lol PEW PEW PEW! nice video!!!

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

thanks dude!!

@yeatdagoat173

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to find you here

Da glow up doe

Jamal is out of control, I've told him not to feed the stereotype, but some people can't be helped😥😂

The drumstick analogy was actually really good!

The ice cream part was just.. amazing hahaha!

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

haha thank you so much!! :D

This is still genuinely one of my favorite videos on KZread. Its got puns, skit humor, truly inspiring anti-suicide metaphors, and really good comedic timing in its editing. I applaud you Nathan, you had serious skills even 5 years ago. Degreed Nathan is happening, and I'm hyped.

I'm crying because your ice cream example was beautiful. Thank you for existing.

Ugh you're like my new favourite KZreadr. You're hilarious!

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

HUZZAH

This is still my favorite video of yours. I really like the ice cream analogy especially since I keep having to go through the crap on the top. I think that there is a cycle: you have to go through crap to get to the better part but then you are met with new obstacles and the cycle repeats just in a different situation. I am in a transition period right now-- finally done with high school and now getting ready for college.

@ghostkidgamerez3917

Жыл бұрын

what about now?

That analogy though, I did not know ice cream could be that inspiring. I'm gonna remember that one.

That was a beautiful motivational Drumstick speech..

That drumstick metaphor is the best.

In high school I jokingly applied to the National Honor Society by writing an essay about how I fought a bunch of terrorist bears and saved 23 and a half babies from house fires. And they TOTALLY LET ME IN. Then I didn't go to the meetings but I put it on my college applications anyway aww yeah

as someone from the future i agree

I'm pretty confident this comment will be overlooked, but on the off-chance that you might see it I would like to say something. I'm sure you're told this constantly: but you are a wonderful person! You have this fantastic ability to make people laugh, to handle super sensitive topics in ways which captivate and inspire, and to generally entertain. I know the future is daunting, I'm in the exact same position. I am also in junior year (although we call it fifth year here in Scotland) and I need to start thinking about university but I just have no idea what I should do with my future. It's actually surprisingly comforting to know that my favourite youtuber shares the same concerns as I do! So I'll say it once and I'll say it again - THANK YOU NATHAN!!

@sexyneck3409

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Best motivational speech using an ice cream cone I'VE ever seen.

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

THANK YA!

@IvyTheBunny

10 жыл бұрын

Except if you're a Celiac. Then the rest of the cone is hell too. XD

the Kaucasians Kulture Klup part, first I thought you were making fun of the spelling. but now typing it out, i finally understood the real joke. can't stop laughing holy fuck. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

"I just really want to have a job that has to do with making an impact in people's lives" awwww Nathan that's what you're doing now!

You could say that you're a PewTuber

@liserngu

8 жыл бұрын

fml

@aislinga3748

8 жыл бұрын

Lisa Nguyen :)

@tomasrosa6996

8 жыл бұрын

ayyy

@graceleasher9637

6 жыл бұрын

Leave

This is truly one of my favorite videos on all the internet. I come back here whenever I get paralyzed by how many choices are possible, which us like every few months lol. I've loved watching your videos for a long time, and the quality had always been here. I hope this video is always here for me and anyone who needs it. It helped me through high school (the horror) and I'm now a junior in college. 💛

Baby Nathan Zed omg

Kaucasion Kulture Klub... I'm done, you're so god damn funny! LOL

That ice cream cone analogy literally changed my life... So deep. Just found your channel and I have to say you are one of the realest youtubers out there...

When I got to that Kaucasian Kulture Klub part, I actually had to pause the video and wait for my laughing fit to calm down. You are so brilliant!! I love you :D

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

hahaha thank you so much!

The ice cream part made me feel a whole better than any other "encouraging words" people have said to me in the past. Thank you for that.

' shut up Susan!' Lol ' your black, I'm black obviously' lol I love u dude

Watching in 2015 for that sick ass ice cream analogy

NATHAN, STOP FREAKING OUT you already know exactly what you want to do, deep deep down. If you already had ALL DUH MONEYZ in the world, what is it that you would want to do with your life? (Ok, it's not really that simple but answering that question honestly might help you to decide what to do) Also: That freaking icecream-nalogy was brilliant. I feel like icecream is an underappreciated analogy source that you just cracked.

The ice cream speech was really good.

I CANT BELIEVE HOW INSPIRING THE ICE CREAM METAPHOR WAS

Wow, I have been overwhelmed with homework, SATs, AP exams, finals, college (and all the ecs that go along with it), and you just put it all into perspective for me. Im a junior as well and have always been extremely ambitious and a pretty good student, but I lost my motivation lately. So thank you for making me realize I'm going to get my shit together.

Also that is the best analogy I have ever heard. Like, seriously

I freaking love you. "I'm a firefighter but I'm not really a big fighting guy, I just kind of like soothe the fire, just like, calm it down, ask it why it's angry" i lost it hahaha

Your drumstick analogy is among the best I've ever heard, and not just because I love ice cream but hate nuts.

bruhhhh, I so agree. Most of my friends already have their whole future planned out and I spend an hour trying to decide what to eat

(fun fact: I'm going through all these videos to take my thoughts off of taking my own life and I've watched the ice creal part for maybe four times in a row now. So thank you for making this idk)

okay im gonna try to put that ice cream speech into a paragraph, here we go; Picture life like an Drumstick, the ice cream kind. Now, it has nuts on top, chocolaty/vanilla creamy goodness in the middle, the sweet cone, and the chocolaty bottom. Now image you don't like nuts, or something that you just don't like in place of it. Nuts are essentially middle - high school. Gross, and somewhat hard to get through. But once you get past it, you get to the good stuff like college, getting married, having kids, and grandkids. Now imagine throwing out that drumstick just because you didn't like the small little top of nuts (or whatever its is you don't like..) That essentially is suicide. Getting rid of this yummy overall treat just because you don't like one part of it.

I have never watched a video of a guy just talking to a camera that has made me laugh so much. keep it up, pal.

This guy. This guy deserves MILLIONS of subscribers.

I see that eye in the background! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

@callumwilliams2172

9 жыл бұрын

Or big brother

Dude thats an epic analogy

I am using that ice cream analogy for the rest of my life. That was perfection. Geez you're good. How did I never hear that... anywhere.... Anyways thank you. You're an amazing person. I feel that junior pain now. Any tips would be appreciated. Peace. *falcon hug*

You literally just said everything on my mind and then some. Thank you for being so relatable!

You don't like nuts!? That makes the ice cream llike 2000 times better... but seriously, you described it perfectly. The ice cream analogy was amazing

you're not giving yourself enough credit. you're not the 'youtube mix' guy or 'the nash grier response' guy. you're awesome. peace out. nice metaphor.

Whenever I start one of these videos I am gripped until it ends. I cannot pause or rewind until it’s over. Well done.

I just started watching your channel and I love it. Probably because sarcasm and puns are my life, but also because I love how real you are when you approach different topics. You don't let other people try to persuade you into following what other youtubers do and I appreciate that. You do you, man! :D

Life = ice cream

Dude you are awesome, I really enjoy your videos. You're sort of like if Dan and Phil crossed with the vlogbrothers

but real shit u should be a therapist at one point in ur life

That ice cream comparision was REALLY good. :)

the ice-cream part was actually really friggin wise

jamal gotta chill

I always come back to this video every few month because it high key keeps me going. Thank you Nathan, you a real one

@totaldramafreakgirl

7 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I used your ice cream metaphor in my AP essay or some lmao

That was actually a surprisingly awesome analogy. I hated nuts when I was younger (though I've had to get over that because yay being broke!) I have things to think about now... ...And I kinda want ice cream.

THE NASH GRIER RESPONSE GUY OMG

I swear you're my new favourite youtuber.

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

yaaaayyy!! :D

Your speech about the ice cream was actually really inspiring. I clicked on this video expecting it to be light hearted and to make me laugh. But instead I got something truly helpful. Thank you!

You are SO amazing! I'm so happy I found this channel, it really cheers me up whenever you post a video, and I think it's because you feel like a actual person. (I mean you could be 100% completely different in real life BUT I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU AREN'T). A lot of the time it feels like I'm watching someone's character, like, this is their "youtube-self" and that is fine and maybe entertaining and stuff but it's not really the same thing at all, this is much nicer

Yeah I'm in my last year of school and I have no idea what to do with my life which is great fun. So I feel your pain. Also the icecream analogy (is it even an analogy?) was fab. Except I'm allergic to dairy so that kinda ruined it for me. Even if I got through the nuts I'd still end up sick so yay?

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

haha thanks! WHAT ELSE DO YOU HATE THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE

Oh my gosh I haven't laughed out loud like that in so long! Your videos are so hilarious! Good luck with junior year (we'll get through this together!) and I cannot wait for your next video! ...I should probably start on my homework now XD.

I always come back to this video when I'm having a bad day. Your analogy with the ice cream cone got me through a hard time, so I just wanna say thank you Nathan😊

You would be such a great motivational speaker!! Your ice cream analogy was especially impressive. You seem like such a kind soul and I am positive you impact a lot with just these videos. Imagine going around and letting people see beyond that! It'd be wondrous!

That drumstick anology was amazing

wHY DONT YOU HAVE MORE SUBSCRIBERS IM LITERALLY IN LOVE

@ellarobinson170

9 жыл бұрын

i was at the time, yes

I've rewatched a couple of you videos lately! Not because I'm procrastinating on studying for those ap tests but because I've missed your videos!! You're so funny and your jokes are so clever. AH! They make my day. I hope your videos start up again soon! I miss them so much! Xoxo Sydney ps ily 💕💕💕💕💕😘😘😘😘😘

OMG! Your videos are amazing and very funny. Normally when I find something funny, I know it's funny and I'm like hehehe. But with your videos, I am straight out laughing my head off! I also find you very relatable. It is also one of my goals to make an impact and I don't exactly know where I am headed. But I guess every dream starts with little steps, and you seem to be in the right direction. You are an inspiration.

You literally are a motivational speaker!!!! Keep it up! Earned a sub

I don't even know what is going to happen in the next two minutes

i seriously have fallen in love with your videos, you are hilarious, love your humor, and your videos actually do help me and make me feel better. so from the bottom of my heart, thank you and you're amazing

The like sidenotes you put in your videos are pure genius every single time. Same thing goes for the way the videos are put together. You truly make my day or sometimes even week every time you upload a new video

Drumstick analogy is perfect.

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

lmao thanks!

that... was actually pretty motivational :O

that was the best ice - cream analogy I've ever heard.

you do you dude. your subscribers will be here when you upload, whenever that is :3

@TheThirdPew

10 жыл бұрын

Hopefully more frequently! Cause I really do love doing this. Thank you! :D