The FUNNIEST Messages in Elden Ring
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These spicy meme messages in Elden ring are hilarious. Which one is your favorite Elden Ring message so far? Try fingers but hole is clearly a classic.
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My favorite message was after going down a long side path and all i found was a butterfly and the message right next to it was "could this be a bird?"
@nocapslock3236
Жыл бұрын
behold: dog
@Thumb_
Жыл бұрын
dog?
@_Anakin_Skywalker
Жыл бұрын
message
@SillySausage902
Жыл бұрын
What type of dog is this?
@MegaSlimshady40
Жыл бұрын
@@_Anakin_Skywalker Message
When I started my first character the day after launch, there was a message right on the spot where you spawn. "Finally, Elden Ring", with 9999 ratings.
@Kryptnyt
Жыл бұрын
Beep
@Local_commentor
Жыл бұрын
Why is that so 9999 like what's so important to know
@ian7897
Жыл бұрын
@@Local_commentor Finally, Elden Ring.
@perryusher4759
Жыл бұрын
I remember that!!
@redfoxdog1
Жыл бұрын
@@Local_commentor it's the maximum amount of likes
Theres a message that says "ladder ahead" right under a ladder and a shit ton of bloodstains from people trying to climb the ladder while being ambushed and instead clicking on the message in a desperate attempt to escape.
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
It's the perfect crime
@joshblahnamehere2308
2 жыл бұрын
I know exactly where you are talking about, luckily didn't get me but I instantly understood it's deviousness.
@santripta
2 жыл бұрын
getting goosebumps imagining this in the caelid bat fort
@Rigged10000
Жыл бұрын
but i remembered that you can switch action so it's just a iq test
@kazuo635
Жыл бұрын
the one in the stormveil alt?
Worst one I found was someone praying on a dead guy sitting in a chair with caption "Time for head"
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
That's amazing
@JohnyTuff1
2 жыл бұрын
I found one at roundtabe hold that said "try two-handing" doing the warm welcome gesture to two knight armours...looks like youre grabbing their nuts with both hands lol
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Found that one! That's in my second video
@lincolny2220
2 жыл бұрын
I found a similar "time for head" in front of Rogier in the Roundtable Hold I mean... he's certainly got some freaky wood going on
@ninjireal
Жыл бұрын
I found “still no head” made me crack up
I got two nice ones "If only I had a giant? But hole" And near a long ladder: "Snake? Snake!" In short what a thrill
@shlomorothstein9691
Жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could write "what a thrill." That's a good one if you get the reference
@user-yb5if8kr3i
Жыл бұрын
@@shlomorothstein9691 nah, last one was just my poetic interpretation of those messages :D
@bigmac3524
8 күн бұрын
I saw both of those today lmfao
@ledukguy
16 сағат бұрын
"...with darkness and silence through the night..."
i love the messages in fromsoft games, people that play offline really miss out
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
It's one of the best parts of the games!
@coocato
2 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure most of the people who play offline just cracked it lol
@Pattila
2 жыл бұрын
@@coocato yeah
@xymos7807
2 жыл бұрын
Would gladly play online, but I own it on Xbox and I have enough subscriptions as it is.
@PastPositive
2 жыл бұрын
@@xymos7807 No way you play on Xbox and don’t have Gamepass, that’s the best thing about Xbox.
ngl some of these messages made me crack up also I lost count the number of times I attacked a wall even though there were messages that said "Liar ahead" because there was ONE time when it turned out there actually was a wall
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
You've gotta check every time. It's the law
@FmixitWasTaken
2 жыл бұрын
fake or not, that wall is getting hit with a 300pound sword MEANS, its getting hit by a 300pound sword
My favorite was a small hole in a wall about waist high with the message "try pickle"
I love the fact he read those messages like a tutorial NPC
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
The tarnished are always learning
You know he’s too pure for this game when he used wave for the hidden path
@joshblahnamehere2308
2 жыл бұрын
Man, this deserves thousands of likes lol. Too good.
@DMSBrian24
Жыл бұрын
well tbh there are hidden paths/doors that require a gesture, altho i think it's always erudition
The chances are slim but I did leave a “No lover ahead” message by the no maidens guy.
The community in Elden Ring is great “Try Jumping”
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
"Try Jumping" at the edge of a cliff means something completely different
@amaimon8031
11 ай бұрын
It's not Elden Ring in specific, it's the soulsborne game community
One message that stood out to me in my playthrough gave me a little chuckle for a minute. However, if you were to randomly stumble upon that same message you probably would’ve not think much of it unless you were doing a certain task. One area had a rare drop weapon which was the Noble Estoc, but everytime you killed these enemies who obtained the weapon they would typically drop rowa fruit upon defeating them. And a message placed near them said “Likely fruit”
My favorite is "Beware of rump"
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
A classic
@pressstart8738
Жыл бұрын
“Beware head ahead”
These sound like really cool guys who are just enjoying the game. I've seen a lot take it so seriously, its nice to hear people like this.
My favorite message is when you follow the half invisible spirit that shows the way to treasure (where you need to examine a lantern first). Along the path where you walk slowly behind him there is a sea of messages like: - "Visions of old codger" - "Old codger o old codger" - "Old codger ahead" - Or just "old codger" I read them all and finally during the long walk it tickled my brain in the right way and I burst out laughing.
I remember before the quelaag boss fight in dark souls 1 there were like 3 messages that said “amazing chest ahead”
"Behold, but hole!"
I once saw a message that said “Could this be an Elden Ring?”, pointing at an item on a cliff. It wasn’t an Elden Ring so i put down a message near the item that said “No Elden Ring ahead” or something like that. I find stuff like that really funny, treating the all-important final thing in the game, like it’s an item you can just find (I haven’t actually beaten Elden Ring yet, so i don’t know if it IS just an item you can find.)
Praise the message and then Behold, a secret passage!
best part of the game ngl
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
the messages are incorrect gramaticaly bcuz you can't really type those messages, you can only use pre-made words to create those messages
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
And its hilarious when people don't try to make them make sense. One of the best parts of the game
@alhena11
2 жыл бұрын
Oooooh, is that why all of them are so weird and short?
@danieldh_
2 жыл бұрын
@@alhena11 yeah
@johndoe-mo3zy
2 жыл бұрын
Try fingers but hole makes a lot more sense now
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it would be even more dirty if you could type what you want, like i can see people roleplaying in notes.
Got one of the magma worms and tried to rest at the site of grace but someone blocked it with a message saying "you don't have the right, O you don't have the right" 🤦♂️
@martintyrmer5484
2 ай бұрын
Therefore try thrust. Funniest about it is she is resistent to blunt and bleed so thrust is a good option.
When I first started playing Elden Ring and met Ranni for the first time, I laughed my ass off when I came across a message next to her that said: Seek rump and then time for pickle I love that players have the ability to troll other players with messages in their playthroughs.
They are dogs; some call them turtles, i dont know what a turtle is.
4:15 I saw a message beside this corpse saying “Likely Sleep” 😂
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the corpse is merely sleeping
1:30 got me 🤣
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I need more of this
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely more on the way As soon as I stop playing and start editing instead
The fact that your friends are cringing the whole time made this video way funnier.
Offer cramped area, But be wary of taking on all at once
@martintyrmer5484
2 ай бұрын
bro🤣
You reading messages while your friends are risking their lives fighting your battles was great
There was one in the tall grass during the tutorial area where they teach you how to stealth that said “Snake? Snake!”
@martintyrmer5484
2 ай бұрын
🤣
I was once traversing a sewer system and came up to a big pipe. And right next to it, “Pickle required ahead. Therefore looking away!”
0:36 This video has been out for 2 years… And just now I find this and realize, this was my message 😂 great vid!
@MSDK_DARKDRAGON
3 күн бұрын
Yes I think this is a bridge
Best thing about the souls games is first time playing and just seeing messages like "Woman ahead, therefore, try finger but hole"
The special message at Liurnia Castle “You don’t have the right, o you don’t have the right, in short you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right” lol
"Fort, night" took me way too long to figure out.
i've been playing souls games too long, 2 seconds into the video i knew he was too heavy just by his animations XD
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Go heavy or go home
@relikaneliengod5307
2 жыл бұрын
@@Taized lmao
I accidentally skipped the tutorial without playing a fromsoft game before. 3 deaths later I killed, a huge, massive, STUPENDOUS, sheep BUT after 10 hours I managed to defeat Agheel. So, improvement?
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
It's not about the end result, it's about the journey Baby steps
@goaticusmaximus9067
2 жыл бұрын
@@Taized very much so. Taking my time because I don't want my first play through to be rushed. Because you can never truly experience a game twice
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
@@goaticusmaximus9067 absolutely. Hope you enjoy it as much as we all do!
I saw a dead thing that looked like a dragon And behind the dragon there was a message, when I clicked it a guy appeared pointing to the dragon's as* and the message said: Try fingers, but hole
Ah, octopus? *Nod in thought*
sometimes i think about how i didn't do the tutorial hole until like i was half way through my playthrough
"dog! and dog!" Still the hardest I have ever laughed. Thank you Tarnished.
One of my favorite messages is… “Why is it always Elden Ring?” 😅
I saw one where it said "fingers ahead" and it showed a guy doing the defeated emote
Just what I was looking for
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Glad you found it
My first time playing Elden ring and I found this one message saying Try Fingers but hole! XD
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Thats the classic one
He has the perfect voice for these messages
I beat one of the bosses: “Congratulations warrior… still no head.” After going down cave after cave of dead soldier with notes saying “head?” … and then “permission granted” every other room… that ended me. 4:30 that cave
behold, community!
2 years later i hope you're reading all the hilarious messages in the DLC lol
@chop3999
6 күн бұрын
born to read every message in Elden Ring forced to try to keep up with the homies
"don't you dare, O, don't you dare" with wait gesture in npc around lands between "skinny sort ahead, therefore try finger" if front bock dead body "weak foe ahead" and "liar ahead" in front maliketh boss these message really funny🤣
4:35 in multiplayer is very funny and easy, but solo is challenging
this reminds me of the miiverse posts in games but this is even funnier XDDDD
god, these messages make you feel less alone, is swear
Margit is such a strong dog
0:10 it's even funnier you got confused and asked what kind of person is rump
I put "Dog Ahead" before that first boss
Lmao who read messages during boss battle. Your friends are right, you're a bit nuts :P
@Taized
Жыл бұрын
You never know. It could be useful information!
Gotta read 'em all!
Be wary, Dog ahead
Try fingers, but hole
This funny, thank
head ahead
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
But No head ahead
@thatoneguy9582
2 жыл бұрын
let’s fucking GO
@jasks3824
2 жыл бұрын
@@Taized i wrote that
Absolutele maidenless messages.
You dont have the right O you dont have the right! In short, you dont have the right O you dont have the right
If only i had elden ring legit copy and could read these messages
They know their gamers😂
Could be someone else but I put "seek rump" in that same spot.
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
I hope you found your rump
Praise the video!
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Praise the comment!
ahh, I want to go home…… and then edge
I wish I could see these cuz I’m not allowed to play online but it would be sick to see these messages and get invaded and stuff
for mushroom hurray !
Tarnished Gaming.
good content
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
good comment
@tsogtoo
2 жыл бұрын
@@Taized good reply
Fromsoft games can make me encourage necrophilia and not get arrested for it
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
AY YO????
@-..l
Жыл бұрын
i am glad you have joined us
yung microbe 😂
I do the exact same thing with my friends tbh.
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Reading increases your brainpower. Your friends should be in awe of you
Time for elden ring
Reeks of elderly...
Dung key am I right?
beware of horse but
pickle!
why do elden ring players clal turtles dogs they're like BEHOLD: doggo
This gives does Bruno Mars is gay energy
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
I'm too scared to figure out what this is supposed to mean
@galaxyfam6471
2 жыл бұрын
@@Taized kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZImtlsx7ccacfrQ.html It’s an old game grumps video that I think about a lot lol
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
@@galaxyfam6471 now this makes a lot more sense And I agree. It gives a lot of does Bruno Mars is gay energy
Can you write an original message or do you have to use their templates?
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
You can only use the templates. There's a ton to choose from but you can't write your own sadly
Message ahead
@MegaSlimshady40
Жыл бұрын
Message
@MegaSlimshady40
Жыл бұрын
Message
@MegaSlimshady40
Жыл бұрын
Message
You don’t have the right, O you don’t jave the right, You don’t have the right, O you don’t jave the right,
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
I always love this one. It always sounds like song lyrics
be wary of up
First off, Nice video
1:47 yo this is fake asf No way he soloed Soldier of god, rick
@nocapslock3236
Жыл бұрын
dam he cappin
Why is it always wheelchair?
Go to Caelim.
He sounded like butthead when he said “behold tarnished, but hole”
MAKE PART 2222222222
@Taized
2 жыл бұрын
Part 2 is already out!
@nocapslock3236
Жыл бұрын
bro he asked for part 222222222 not part 2
no you were wrong ea games made this game
And the last message was: Put your foolish ambitions to rest 😂😂😂
I really don't get the messages that say "oh don't you dare"
Theyre funny but id foesure not play with this guy reading them outloud everytime like hes making it more funny idk The guy who was gonna quit knows whats up 😂