I still can't believe, the developers of Elden Ring creates this game so they can call the players "No B-tches" in a medieval way

@kuronaialtani

2 жыл бұрын

And Miyazaki himself wrote varre’s dialogue, to boot

@nero4772

2 жыл бұрын

And that fitting Touch "grace" after hours of journey or a boss fight

@deanxile

2 жыл бұрын

i feel like they predicted the "no bitches?" meme since that meme became popular just before elden ring released

@midono77

2 жыл бұрын

@@deanxile you do know that elden ring took years to be made so that line could be written like 3-4 years ago

@deanxile

2 жыл бұрын

@@midono77 yes... thats why i said "predicted"

Him using his dying breath to call Gura a runt is just the cherry on top.

@LuckyBird551

2 жыл бұрын

not just a runt. a MAIDENLESS runt.

@4idenn

2 жыл бұрын

A _maidenless_ runt, to be specific lmao

@meepninja6555

2 жыл бұрын

Her, "fuck you" had me Rollin.

@BananaChicken21

2 жыл бұрын

@@meepninja6555 "You will die in obscurity ! You will die a maidenless, maidenless, filthy peasant !"

@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct

Жыл бұрын

Maidenless runt.

No maidens? Touch grace

@ark5074

2 жыл бұрын

I believe the phrase is touch grass

@kwikslash2998

2 жыл бұрын

I did age of the stars. So ratio + tarnished + L + maidenless

@jonathanclarkson7379

2 жыл бұрын

Only if Grace consents.

@xephyre6955

2 жыл бұрын

@@ark5074 Go touch some grace

@MatsYoo

2 жыл бұрын

+scarlet rot befell you

Ina's "I too can get a waifu" was adorable.

@jmoyl1224

2 жыл бұрын

And her Nezuko noices, too precious.

@Shendue

2 жыл бұрын

Her playthroughs have been my favorites, so far. She is completely new to Souls games and she got addicted to it. It makes it very fun, because you can tell she's having a blast.

@Vasharan

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shendue I love Ina's "Fire in da butt" whenever she attacks someone with her flame spell.

@Kareemle

2 жыл бұрын

No it wasn’t she’s grown as hell

@jdmnissan

2 жыл бұрын

y'all sick in head lmao

Gura and IRyS get aggressive when they get called maidenless, Kiara is used to it.

@luzmaria5006

2 жыл бұрын

IRyS flat out gonna "... And I took that personally."

@larryfoulke6196

2 жыл бұрын

Truly a Sigma chimken

@Jamushu

2 жыл бұрын

Kiara only wants her Cats. Lul

@Brick224

2 жыл бұрын

After all, a lifetime / rebirth of constant rejection from Death herself can make anyone used to it.

@mr.vargas5648

2 жыл бұрын

More like don't know how to play. Lol.

This is the medieval equivalent of Lamar’s Franklin roast from GTA 5. “Perhaps you can get some maidens on your nether regions if you change thy armour.”

@JudgeNicodemus

2 жыл бұрын

Mayhaps if thee got rid of that chamberpot you call a helmet thou wouldst get some maidens on thine spindle... 🎶🎵TARNISHED🎵🎶

@krajicsek13

2 жыл бұрын

@@JudgeNicodemus "What?"

@stevenlee3240

2 жыл бұрын

@@krajicsek13 Roast in old English.

@iruchi7974

2 жыл бұрын

*The armorsmith is now available*

@joes.3083

2 жыл бұрын

@@JudgeNicodemus poetic!

If thou have gotten rid of thy yee yee ass helmet, thou have probaly got some maidens on thy manhood!

@Shoebill77

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@tzielsky

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

@hopeatlast9617

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps, a stray maiden would fancy you instead of thy strong and agile steed.

@Outuition

2 жыл бұрын

Nay better yet perhaps Ranni will summon thy Burial Watchdog ass if she ever ceases service with that Blacksmith or Wolfman she consorts with! Taaarnisheeed!

@BananaChicken21

2 жыл бұрын

@@Outuition What ?! **The armorsmith is now available**

That's medieval roasting way to say "You are bitchless" or "You are single."

@checkit7528

2 жыл бұрын

"You get zero Bitches."

@feloven

2 жыл бұрын

no bitches?

@sayounsang

2 жыл бұрын

Maidenless?

@johanonii6969

2 жыл бұрын

Ty

@Jamushu

2 жыл бұрын

*"Now look at You: **_BITCHLESS. "Sōns Bitch"_** as the French in France would say!"*

I love when IrYS and Gura panic when he starts fighting. Like "OH NO! It's the consequences of my actions!"

@hermesl9884

2 жыл бұрын

it hurts my soul to watch these girls lock themselves out of a questline cause i am a bit of a completionist

@Solus749

2 жыл бұрын

@@hermesl9884 then you are gonna hate lovecraft games and from games because completeing some quests will lock you out of other in oldschool rpg fashion. Completeing a lovecraft game is the fast track to getting your sanity meter depleted before you even hit the midpoint hence locking you out of sane endings. Chthulu and the other old ones makes people insane just by glancing at them or their truths.

@hermesl9884

2 жыл бұрын

@@Solus749 yeah i think i heard of a game like that where the more in-depth you go into the game the faster you loose your sanity

@Solus749

2 жыл бұрын

@@hermesl9884 yup the sinking city is one of the lovecraft ones where delving to deep into art, texts or just picking up and examining the wrong item at the wrong time can trigger visions of the forbidden truths. Once you are over the threshhold reality start to bend and change in ways thay can be both enlightning, maddening and dangerous as all things outside "our" reality in lovecraft lore doesn't take kindly to being known. Sinking city isn't the only lovecraft inspired game out there though, there are atleast a dussin of them and if any of them have sanitymeters expect chenanigans.

@ForwardTu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Solus749 dussin 😂

this guy: "do you even comprehend?" Gura and IRyS: yes i do, absolutely. also Gura and IRyS a few seconds later: i did not comprehend the meaning of my actions whatsoever and now i suffer

@cezarsoba

2 жыл бұрын

I had a continuous lapse in judgement

@GeodesicBruh

Жыл бұрын

@@cezarsoba momentary, minute, never-to-be-repeated, lapse of judgement

@cezarsoba

Жыл бұрын

@@GeodesicBruh imagine he started listing synonyms for continuous 🤣

@Marblesoda821

Жыл бұрын

_Like number six hundred, and sixty six_

Varré: "You are Maidenless." Gura & Irys: You wot mate? Wanna PVP? Calli: He's an asshole, but whatever. Ina: Oh no, anyways... Kiara: Oh, ok. Moving on then.

@ateliertohka7327

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna go get my waifu. And we're gonna get married."

@Wulk

2 жыл бұрын

Kiara is used to it

@Mad_racc00n

Жыл бұрын

Hold my 999 like dude.

I love how they have different starting classes. Kikiriki : Warrior Shork : Vagabond Cully : Prisoner Yabairys : Otaku determINAtion : Confessor

@Vasharan

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Calli going Prisoner made me pick Prisoner as my starting class as well, although we interestingly branched down different paths as she specced Phys damage and I went down the Spellsword route. I love how varied and viable the different playstyles are, and I'm having a blast watching all the HoloEN girls play through Elden Ring.

@Dot.17

2 жыл бұрын

Kronii: Nerd mage

@whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dot.17 Kronii unknowingly stumbling into the easy mode route is so in character for her.

@notagen_exe4519

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vasharan i picked prisoner too, learning calli did too was kinda epic. too bad i got the game after she played it so i gotta avoid spoilers :(

@TheSlammurai

7 ай бұрын

It's funny cause they actually fit pretty well.

Just witnessed the elden ring from botan's ch, she is built different

@FlurryWoow-VtuberClips

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'll make each boss fight compilation after I watch all the archives.

@Flugmorph

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlurryWoow-VtuberClips mvp

@somerandomguy1116

2 жыл бұрын

IN HER FIRST FIGHT HER FIRST INSTINCT IS TO FUCKING PARRY THE GRAFTED SCION. THATS HOW YOU KNOW SHELL GET FAR IN THIS GAME

@rayanderson5797

3 ай бұрын

Botan's built different? Stop the presses....

Gura attacked for fun, IRyS didn't even hesitate. IRyS is kinda scary, huh...

@Not_MissHina

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, she has a girlfriend, a very chaotic one

@Kaimine08

2 жыл бұрын

@Autistic Duck Nah. Even if they are guys, they're pretty damn funny.

@kusa_g

2 жыл бұрын

@Autistic Duck Yup you definitely hanging around here to spread justice, good job!

@ZefixPe

2 жыл бұрын

@Autistic Duck nice bait troll lmao

@graycap111b5

2 жыл бұрын

@Autistic Duck Sorry. You're probably referring to Holostars, the male branch. This is Hololive, the female branch. And they don't need voice changers. For those that are confirmed to have them, they only use them to mess around. Also, this is forbidden knowledge but many of them are total lookers IRL.

Why is Calli the funniest one? Just the way she says no hoes is hysterical.

@spectraphantom777

2 жыл бұрын

Ever since she said she's a huge Cr1TiKaL fan I can't help but see the connection. The humor is next level.

@JameyJoeshuaOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

NO HOES?

I love that Gura PvP's the first NPC she sees.

@Ashelybee

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine someone stabbing you and then saying cool you can hit the npcs

@kobz2862

Жыл бұрын

And gets her butt kicked by a NPC armed with flowers

I love the NPC's lines when he gets hit. He gives you 2 chances to stop. After the second hit: "Do you even comprehend? The gravity of this choice?" After the third hit "Very well, if you mistake kindness for frailty of heart..." he then attacks back. I don't know many games that allow you to hurt NPCs. And Fromsoft has those NPCs actually attack you back. He isn't even being rude, just stating facts. Hearing Gura scream in regret was hilarious xD

@midono77

2 жыл бұрын

its because he is stating facts that it hits alot harder my dude, im not maidenless tho no cap

@vandagylon2885

2 жыл бұрын

Well. Cut lines....

@bobbobby475

2 жыл бұрын

yeah you lose a ton of quests and stuff for killing npc

@TaN1KA

2 жыл бұрын

Getting cocky and thinking NPC wouldn't hurt back is a dumb ways to die lol

@Karak-_-

2 жыл бұрын

Only Soulsborne series where you can't hurt NPC is Sekiro. With one exception...

"You are maidenless" Gura and Irys: And I took that personally.

You’d think Gura would know better not to fuck with a FromSoft NPC.

@EmperorXaozx

2 жыл бұрын

Sekiro seems to be an exception.

@Am4t3r4su

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jamushu She mentioned in her first stream of this that she has played dark souls and bloodborne so she isn't entirely ignorant.

@Jamushu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Am4t3r4su Nobody who's played Dark Souls *_AND_* Bloodborne would actually think Varre wasn't gonna fight back. So either that was cap, or the fight was.

@smoluwu8676

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jamushu you can reset at the church of vows but thats abit later into the game

@Jamushu

2 жыл бұрын

@@smoluwu8676 I will bet any amount of money that she not only doesn't know that, she's not gonna go through the effort even when she learns it

LOL, the pure snark in Gura's voice while returning insults to the dying NPC. Comedy gold.

@lagg1e

2 жыл бұрын

It was heartfelt revenge.

@reallycantthinkofausername487

2 жыл бұрын

@@lagg1e he was just spitting facts, not even being rude, and she couldn't handle the truth. And locked herself out of a bunch of questlines which pains me

Everyone: Oh so I gotta get a waifu? Calli: Ah, its the guy who tells me I got no hoes

Kiara: I need a girlfriend? OK -But I already got Calli- Gura: Square up Calli: I don't need no hoes lol Irys: How dare you call me single. *proceeds to use violence* Ina: where waifus?

@sleeplessindefatigable6385

2 жыл бұрын

Knowing Ina she's interested in the waifus so she can collect them like gatcha.

@Shendue

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleeplessindefatigable6385 LOL, spot on. That's exactly what she's doing. Everytime she sees a female character she's like "A waifu!".

@AdrenResi

2 жыл бұрын

calli's PTSD kicked in

Kiara: understandable, have a nice day. Calli: Your next line is, "You sir are maidenless." Gura & Irys: *Starts attacking* Ina: *wholesome* I can get a waifu?!

Gura going from cocky 'lil shit to scared AF and back, and back again is truly a sight to behold.

It's funny that she says for him to take off his mask when underneath it he's like top 3 most handsome men in the game XD

@ZeroHelios46

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what? Does he take off the mask? 🤔

@Kodaiva

3 ай бұрын

all of the characters that use the playermodel have basically character creation faces made by the devs for them, theres literally hundreds@@ZeroHelios46

Gura: "Unfortunately for you, I'm the high queen of the seas. I have all the bitches." IRyS: "How dare you presume Bae isn't a maiden!"

This prove their are two kind of people, the duality of hololive lmao, my respect for Calli, Kiara and Ina grew boundless cuz they took it like a good advice, but my laughter was off the charts when Gura and Irys got their bottom whooped by the guy

@hoodycoo4391

2 жыл бұрын

A dude with a bouquet of flowers as well

So my friend was streaming to everyone in the Discord. We had just joked about him getting bitches because he spammed in a fighting game. Now 20 minutes later he starts playing this with all of us watching and then got hit with that line. The party went wild all 5 of us except him were laughing our asses off. I was drinking soda and that shit went through my nose and burned my nostrils but I didn't care. It was too damn funny. Once he asked if we were done after like 2 minutes of laughing we chilled out and told him to keep playing. Bro said “Fuck this nigga, where yo bitches at” and attacked him just to get his shit rocked right after and then we all started fucking dying again. When he killed the dude by doing some cheese and got called maidenless again we just kept laughing at him. All of us were in pain from laughing, my sides and cheeks hurt and I started crying from laughing so damn hard. Bro just said “Fuck yall” and left the call which lead to us laughing even harder than before. It was too damn good

@_xian_xian_3242

2 жыл бұрын

God bless livestreams 😊

@zombielols1895

2 жыл бұрын

That's what you call an epic gamer moment right there

@miku_dayo7688

2 жыл бұрын

@LemonGrab Link/Footage?

@B_bang22

2 жыл бұрын

@@miku_dayo7688 no, it was in discord

@Ikimasho_official

2 жыл бұрын

That's a hysterical coincidence omg. The two instances of cheese make it funnier

I love Calli's bluntness of "Here's the dude who's gonna tell me I have no hoes."

It's the vaguely pitying way he says "You are maidenless..." that triggers them. It's like he's a little embarrassed to even bring it up.

IRyS isn't maidenless. She has Bae.

Varre: “…you are maidenless.” Gura/IRyS: “That is the first time that someone has gone to such lengths to call me a whore. It is also the last.”

I love how that NPC is just roasting each other gamer in this game, especially those who touched grass

Who here was not surprised Gura took that personally?

Literally 5 stages of grieving lol

Lmao love the end edit with Irys and Callis "No Maidens?"

Personally I think the maidenless comment wasn't meant to be an insult but a warning.

@ethanc1121

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this guy doesn’t actually like maidens that much

@YHaTToY

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethanc1121 he wants you to kill one

@denji5604

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but beacuse of the meme people intrepet it as an insult

Kiara: so i need a girlfriend ? *calls calli*

"without guidance and without the strenght of the runes" boy i can´t wait for people to finish this game without ever getting torrent or leveling up.

@danyaljamil1677

2 жыл бұрын

Virgin Any% run.

@sergeidiaz2284

2 жыл бұрын

I actually made it to stormveil fortress without the maiden because I hardly ever rested at a grace.

@billymays313

2 жыл бұрын

Can deconfirm, I did a maidenless run and you are stopped from entering the capital if you never visit the roundtable hold.

@Animefan1803

2 жыл бұрын

@@billymays313 So until someone finds a glitch past that hurdle the maidenless run is sadly dead. Well i had fun with the idea while it lasted.

@hp22h78

2 жыл бұрын

RTGame made it to Caelid that way... by falling for a trap chest.

"You are maidenless" Gura: so you have chosen... death

Guy: "You are maidenless." Gura & Irys: "So you have chosen Death."

"Zero deaths" How much did they pay you?

Miyazaki telling us that we are single with no bitches and we needed to touch grass is one hell of a way to sell a game

elden ring npc "unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless" Me: jesus... theres no need for you to roast me in a personal way

I love how this shows that Ina truly is the calmest sweetest of the bunch

@1:37 oh god this is hilarious LMAO

Varre: m a i d e n l e s s Hololive girls: And i took that personally.

Good news for Ina: *They got married.*

I wish they kept the "feel free to go die in a ditch somewhere" line.

When reaching the chamber of the Three Fingers: *"Guess I'll be my own maiden."*

i love how when he kills you whilst in a combo and you respawn he just goes back to punching you xD

actually impressed how they managed to kill him, I died so many times trying to kill that guy and just ended up starting a new world

A large amount of frog hunting runes cannot be acquired until the final stage.

Blue skies and you see the sun rise. Blue skies but there's still no maidens.

Gura: chooses violence and barely lives to regret it.

Rent a Maiden But you actually get a maiden

No maidens + Touch Grace + Got rekt by Margit + Can't beat Ruin Sentinel

The funniest part, for me, is how he said it. He is so... condesending about how maidenless you are.

Kiara: *Questions the need of maidens, will find one either way* Gura: *Feels terribly insulted, immediately strikes back* Calli: *Amused by the memes and jokes* IRyS: *Can't believe what she heard, strikes back* Ina: *Nods and tries to find maidens*

Gura is too used to Skyrim lol

i love how you can clearly tell who has and who hasn't played a souls game before lmao

I adore that Gura and Irys got called bitchless and automatically went into combat mode.

Hidetaka Miyazaki: wouldn't it be funny if i made one of the best series of games so that i can tell gamers they got no maidens

I like how it takes multiple hits before it goes agro like if the developers knew people where gonna hit that npc

@corvoattano5203

2 жыл бұрын

I mean,all npc in the souls saga must take some hits first before going agressive,which makes sense,as if you missclicked and attacked the npc you would lose everything that means talking with the npc just cause of a mistake.

I can’t look at Elden Ring without thinking of Max0r now. Looks like Gura and Irys are card carrying members of the “Fucked around and found out” Club.

Here's the funniest part about this NPC, that dialogue is written directly by Hidetaka Miyazaki; Director of Elden Ring and CEO of From Software.

No maidens + L + Den + Ring + Touch grace

death count : zero death >literaly just showing her death before

Garu gets cheeky hits him twice "do even understand the gravity of your action". Proceeds to hit him third time Aaaaah nooo it was a misunderstanding. Priceless.

Apparently gura has never aggroed an npc in a souls game

Gura got so offended that she had to beat his arse and he still had the last laugh with the "Maidenless Runt" 🤣

binge watching their streams lately, really freaking love their reactions in this game XD

I love how the devs immediately put this npc in as soon as you get into the game to tell you to find yourself some waifus. They know what their playerbase’s actual goals are.

The guy giving you advice gets him an ass kicking xD

Shame his questline gets you to the best farming spot in the game 💀

@TheAndymacm

2 жыл бұрын

You don't even need to do his questline to gain access to that area. He just allows you to go there way earlier than you honestly should.

@Yuta935

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAndymacm Yessirrrr, ez +10 early game. I understand it’s not the only way, I’m on NG9

@taramaforhaikido7272

2 жыл бұрын

Not if you only play offline and want to do a single player only run. Sucks.

@Yuta935

2 жыл бұрын

@@taramaforhaikido7272 3 invasions that you don’t even need to win is child’s play?

This game was made for memes. Press Y to *"touch grass"* I mean come on, they know EXACTLY what they're doing.

First NPC in the game and he calls you bitchless to your face FromSoft's godly writing reveals itself once more

Typical maidenless behaviour

#1 rule of NPCs in any Souls game: DO NOT ATTACK!

Timeline 0:00 Kiara 0:57 gura 3:18 Mori Calliope 4:15 Irys 5:38 Ina

3/5: "Rude"/"Funny"/"Understandable" Gura & Irys: *boss music*

When she screamed and said "please don't teach me a lesson!" I had to touch grace and chill...

Real maidenless hours, boys.

I can't believe it. they're just like Heavenly Father!

gura when the person she hit repeatedly fights back:

On that fateful day, Gura fucked around and found out...

For any new players, even if he calls you maidenless, never kill this dude, his quest is extremely important for rune farming and getting the chance to invade others as much as you please, Highly tempting to kill him but don’t, if anything I’ve learnt from fromsoft is never kill npcs

@abrupt9090

10 ай бұрын

It’s definitely a decent questline that gets you a couple items but I wouldn’t call it “extremely important”

1:33 No, no you do not *The shork then precedes to scream in utter horror at what she cannot comprehend*

I wish if you hit this dude he would actually chase you down till you killed him or started a new game. Like no matter how far you went. Every time you rested he would warp in as you left the bonfire.

"Hm. Hm. Oh... :(" -Ina

Gura did not, in fact, comprehend the gravity of her choice.

NPC:- No Maiden? *Me flashing my Moonlight greatsword* 😏

The funny part is you don't gonna find any maiden of the two fingers alive true the entire game. (but you can "create" a new one)

The hololive cast scares me a lot. If I ever had to interact with any of them I think I'd start crying due to the overwhelming fear. And thats coming from a reformed arsonist!

“Do you even comprehend the gravity of this choice?” “Very well” Love it

IRyS letting out the little "huh?" Got me

Gura learning life lessons

Couldn't take being called out for having "No Maidens"... So she just Had to hit him...

1:36 lmao Varre literally said "correction is needed"

I like the fact the the two that are addicted to this game were the ones that didn't get offended by Varre