The snail gag was pure genius

That snail gag was blinding, pissed myself laughing!

"Jean Pierre,this one is getting away"🤣

@thevicarsmadhouse69

3 жыл бұрын

You're not the only one who finds saying that funny 😂😂😂

@IBalegeri

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

@eoghandridl1007

3 жыл бұрын

That had most people skittn aswell but I reckon they were too lazy to leave a reply

@lifeslessons9889

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My dads French and he watched this skit and was crying with laughter and said it's all true aswell😅😅

@veganvocalist4782

3 жыл бұрын

😂👏🏼 brilliant

@georgesutton9556

3 жыл бұрын

The French army knife has a corkscrew and a white flag.

@eoghandridl1007

3 жыл бұрын

Are they really that lazy tho 😄

@mrb3765

3 жыл бұрын

@@eoghandridl1007 worse apparently🤣🤣

@leelangley3705

2 жыл бұрын

We have a place on France, it’s all true….lazy ;)

I am French. This is pure gold, lol.

@slayer-ez1mx

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@robs715

3 жыл бұрын

May I offer my deepest sympathies

@neilstevenson3903

3 жыл бұрын

If you appreciate this, you’re nearly English!

@phildann9225

3 жыл бұрын

Salut

@compostcorner5934

3 жыл бұрын

Haha excellent, glad you appreciate the humour 😁👍

The snail bit cracked me up!!🤣🤣🤣

I lived in France for a year. Its totally true the shops are always closed.

1:15 "it`s the only f***ing thing they can catch" is the funniest thing I think I have ever heard. 🤣🤣🤣

“I’ve worked our why they eat snails - it’s they only F***in thing they can catch.” 😂🙁😂

“Jean-Pierre, zis one is getting ewey…” dying here!!! 😂

This 🤬er makes me cry with laughter No matter how many times I see the same sets It’s like it’s the first time I’ve seen them He’s my go to every time Always cheers me up 5⭐️ 👏👏👏👏👏

@LDacic

2 жыл бұрын

You censored yourself, using an emoji, on the internet. Definitely not French.

Their so lazy snails are the only thing they can catch. Laughter is the best medicine. Thanks Micky laughing my ass off.

@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

3 жыл бұрын

1:18 😆😂😂😂

@markfox1545

2 жыл бұрын

They're there for their afternoon tea. Remember that sentence, you obviously need help with basic English. And it's arse.

@johnnyd3387

2 жыл бұрын

@@markfox1545 yes it's arse, your speaking out of it.

@allylou8514

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mikeprice9826

2 жыл бұрын

that fucking killed me when he said that 🤣

Watched this at least 25 times, never gets any less funny. Pure gold👌👌👌

I broke a tooth on an olive stone in France! I was raging!!!

@derekwordley1837

Жыл бұрын

All the owners of restaurants in France have relatives who are dentists, so when you break a tooth on an olive stone, they can make even more money out of you.

This guy is a genius...Love him

“I worked out why they eat snails.... it’s the only thing they can fucking catch!”🤣

Doesn't matter how many times I see this clip, it always cracks me up 🤣

Would love a beer with this proper geezer

@SeekTruth300

3 жыл бұрын

You and me both mate

@KumaBean

3 жыл бұрын

I'll get my coat lads 🤙🏻 🍻

@kevinwallace962

2 жыл бұрын

Be crying with laughter all night he is fuckin hilarious !!

@juliaw7533

Жыл бұрын

Micky... we know it's you, you sad bastard ;)

Wish I could give this more than one thumbs up. Hysterical.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Micky doubles me up every time lol,.... comic genius

I do respect the French in that most other tourist destinations pander to the tourists. They stay open all hours, do things the way the tourists want. Whereas France went “we didn’t ask you to come here, if you wanna come here you’ll do things the way we do it and you’ll like it. No we ain’t staying open to 23:00 or for lunch, fuck off.”

@delcamelot

3 жыл бұрын

Shops stay open later in France like till 19;30 ...City centres are vibrant till later than in the UK ..All UK is shut down at 17;30 ..Pubs at 22:30 .....UK is crap for this ...French are organised and decent more than the British ....Their cities are generally better than in UK ...And recently their football is even better ....Their trains are light years ahead of in UK too ....

@him050

3 жыл бұрын

@@delcamelot you’ve missed the part where I put tourist destinations. I don’t know what part of the UK you’re in where everything is shut by 17:30 and the pub aren’t open past 22:30. Maybe some little village but not a big city

@delcamelot

3 жыл бұрын

@@him050 most town centres are like that ... Obviously not London ....It's relatively recently that supermarkets are open late....But all town centre shops are closed at 17;30 ..... Peterborough......Doncaster etc ..Theses are cities ..Only one day of the week open till 19;30

@Laura55sere

2 жыл бұрын

They ‘aim’ for you if you cross the road as well.

@daviddieudonne7829

Жыл бұрын

You clearly haven’t been to France, no one except tourists go to restaurants before 20 o’clock… even at home I eat around 20-20:30 and I’m Belgian. I do agree they don’t give a sht about tourists and just wanna go home in general.

I love the French; have done my best to teach myself the language after some years at school when no one took it seriously! But, visited France with a boyfriend in 1997. We spent the night in the car as it was late. Desperate for the loo, we went into cafe and ordered, whatever! I asked for the toilettes! Was shown a hole in the ground that looked like medieval England !!! Never forgotten the experience. I have been all over the world and that French toilet still remains in my memory as the absolute pit of despair. It's a funny old life.

@johnfothergill1581

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha , thanks Vivien from bringing back memories of a similar experience and reaction i had as a teen in France entering a toilet for the first time in the port of Boulogne,i stared at the pit of despair with a heavy heart lol

@chriswilson2431

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you were victim of the cuntinontal squat job! FYI I had a similar experience in Italy!

@stevo3938

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody, literally nobody, cares.

@andrewneal6195

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevo3938 How bad do you need to be at trolling to fuck this up?

@ae4164

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewneal6195 Approximately as bad as one needs to be at names to fail to capitalize their own and add a bunch of numbers to the end on a platform that allows duplicate names.

If a one liner hall of fame exists and it has to have that snail joke

@Deady2012

3 жыл бұрын

I agree! That was absolute Gold!

@jura_rose

3 жыл бұрын

Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food 🤣

I moved to France from Northampton ten years ago. Back then this would have been a comedy routine... But now this seems more like a gritty documentary! 😉🏆

@lillielavelle9738

3 жыл бұрын

Northampton is my hometown!

@nigelcarren

3 жыл бұрын

@@lillielavelle9738 Nice to meet a fellow Northamptonian. I was born there... Old enough to remember THE cinema before it became shall we say a religious 'place' and young enough to remember when Virgin opened the Sixfields cinema and they would deliver food to your seat (great idea on paper... But.....). I drifted between Daventry and Weedon but now I miss The Wellingborough Road, which is not something I thought I would say. 🙈🤣 Can't get a takeaway here, but the plus of that is that I am a fabulous cook now... Even if I do say so myself. Give me some news from the old town please? I haven't seen it since 2008... is Dave still there? 😉 Best wishes to you and the old place.🌞

@lillielavelle9738

3 жыл бұрын

@@nigelcarren The town centre has rubbish everywhere and is looking rundown and shabby. :-( A lot of the smaller shops have gone too. I miss the Chronicle seller and the way he used to shout "Chronic-LE!" 😂 I remember the Virgin megastore in the Grosvenor. I'm not old enough to remember the original cinema but the one at Sixfields got renovated. I remember when it looked scruffy and had carpet 😂 The Wellingborough road has a lot of different shops to what it did, mostly just chainstores now, restaurants and takeaways. How is life in France? How are the people? Don't they do takeaways there? 😂

@nigelcarren

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewgilkes8706 Could you please grab me a carton of UHT the next time you are out please Matthew, and a Lion Bar, a copy of The Daily Express and a Banana Frijj milkshake... And a Turkish Delight, and a Curly Wurly thanks! Actually I wouldn't mind a pack of tomato flavour Snaps, a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle and a pack of Colman's bread sauce please. A Creme Egg and some Fruit and Nut Chocolate. And......🙈🇬🇧

@thunderous-one

Жыл бұрын

Northampton! You should be glad you’ve gone dude, the town is beyond recognisable BHS gone Woolworths gone M&S gone Debenhams gone Beatties gone The Friary gone Greyfriars gone Nearly all the indi shops gone Market square all but gone No…. Cinderellas Rockerfellas Top of the Town Sadlers Boscos Mulliners Muswells Camillas 40’s Secrets/Rumours Suffice I could go on.. Unless you want.. Your nails done A synthetic coffee A Turkish haircut Donate to charity A new phone Poundland Or primark, then make sure your multilingual when you visit.

The snail is the only thing they can catch!! 😂

@stephenhollinrake916

Жыл бұрын

N mushrooms.

I'm French, seen this a million times, and crack up EVERY time!!! It's SO SO true!!! Always "fatigué" despite being sat on their arses all day!!! I do love snails though!!!! Love you Micky. xxx

Horse strangling bastards 😂😅 I died!!!!

@martycrush6412

3 жыл бұрын

Will Richards the “c” bomb

@marklloyd4087

2 жыл бұрын

Lost control 🤣🤣🤣

@lifeslessons9889

2 жыл бұрын

Ol my day …. It’s soooo good to lol 😂

No matter the content mike just kills it,his role play and just stage presence is funny gotta be everyones favourite comedian these days....😂😂😂

Micky Flanagan been in the game longer than anyone never earned a bean until now

"Zeeeze are ze ones with ze stones in, fug zemmm!" hahaha

USUALLY, the truth is offensive ! when MICKY say's it.. its blood HILARIOUS!!!

@TheShmoo123

3 жыл бұрын

ian montgomery ......yeah blood😂😆🤣 take care fam!

@mikuspalmis

2 жыл бұрын

The truth is always the best.

Why on earth have I not seen this man before !! Very new fan. Thanks for the laughs Micky

@peteli4194

3 жыл бұрын

Search "micky flanagan out out". One of micky's classic jokes!

“It’s the fucking ONLY thing they could catch!” 1:19 😅 🤣

Yep ! I worked over there for 6 years and by the time you’d finished bonjouring everyone it was lunch 😂😂

Saw him live in Scarborough. So funny. Naturally funny really enjoyed it.

@mdark14

3 жыл бұрын

When was this mate? I live not far from scarbados would of loved to have gone

@mdark14

3 жыл бұрын

@nope not me 😂😂 nah mate it's an island just off the coast of africa

@jfro5867

3 жыл бұрын

@nope not me Hi, can't tell if you are TTP but if not it's right on the coast of North Yorkshire, a small costal town.Probably 10 or so years ago now. Properly naturally funny .

I love this man 😂

Still kills me every time!

So true, we went to a holiday resort in France. Restaurant didn’t serve breakfast, opened at 11am. Then closed at 2! The supermarket shop opened at 11am, closed at 2, reopened at 5. So basically for a resort of circa 1500 people you had to leave the resort to eat breakfast! Then during the afternoon you couldn’t eat there or shop there, again you were forced to leave the resort and spend money elsewhere!? The total lack of business sense or customer service was staggering.

LoL the dirty.....🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant

For the olives that's why we are always cautious by taking our time while eating and be careful of the clafoutis aux cerises (cherries clafoutis) it's the same 😅

@ 2:05 LMFAO 😂😂 Fcuking Genius

Just got back from Normandy. Saturday night at 7:30 we tried to go into a restaurant. The waiter at the door asked if we wanted to eat. When we said yes, he looked at us like we were crazy and told us the kitchen had already closed!! Unbelievable.

Comedy gold right there!

So very true . Just about summed them up perfectly .

Priceless

100% accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

top stuff, cracked up!

I feel the same about Portugal

Laughing here brilliant lol 😂😂😂

I’ve lived in France, Micky totally nailed it. They are absolutely definitely lazy. 😂😂

@evp180

2 жыл бұрын

Totally snailed it

@joski9030

Жыл бұрын

@@evp180 underrated comment!

@Gargoyle_75

Жыл бұрын

Never realised that Brits were less lazy.

@takeapictureitlllastlonger5768

Жыл бұрын

The Eu was the best thing for the french and for spain and greece etc as they could continue to do fck all and have siestas and we/UK pay them to live the good life.

Married a French man. Omg bang on. Water came out of me laughing. Not even kiddin.

Genius love him

yep, even in Carrefour one of the main supermarkets, you buy a chilled pizza(Sobdebo), take it home, cook it and the one friggin olive on it has still got a stone in it!

@jorantsegkan9000

2 жыл бұрын

That's THE WAY olives are traditionally eaten in France, Italy ,Spain, Portugal, Greece, Malta, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, etc. If you don't like it, you have to specifically ask for pitted olives. Besides, most supermarkets also sell them pitted.

@MelliaBoomBot

2 жыл бұрын

@@jorantsegkan9000 ah fear not, despite my grumblings I have discovered beautiful pitted olives in the same supermarket. Beautiful :)

@thibaultparis9846

Жыл бұрын

Are you too lazy to take the stone off?

My good French friend said to me once "French people don't work hard for themselves they work hard to try and look better than anyone else". Once he told me that it all made sense about the French.

So funny.brilliant.

Lunchtime and you're starving..."Monsieur, we are closing!"

In creases 🤣

class

Brilliant 🤣🤣

Mickey... wat a legend!!!

bet they wont let him back i weatched that show it was fantastic

We are in France and after looking up opening times and seeing it’s 12-2 every day I had to show my daughter this too funny

Monsieur we are closing 😂😂😂

How will he ever top this tour...as others have said, he is my go to if I'm feeling down...I laugh even if it's the 50th I've seen his shtick😂😂

This is so true.

Pure genius Micky, 😂😂😂

@delcamelot

3 жыл бұрын

Pure crap .....

one of the funniest jokes ever

Brilliant

i watch this video when i feel down and it really makes me laugh

@northernsoul1521

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly like what im doing

Hilarious 😂. A nutter 😂😂😂

I'm francophone and I've worked with many French nationals and this is funny sh*t.

Love it.....

I've got both nationalities and have lived in both countries, this is fucking hilarious.

I live in France, so true especially the olives, just why? 😂

Every skit bloomin hilarious 😂

Love Micky 😜

I always come to this when I need a good laugh😂 thanks Micky mate, now anytime I see or hear anything remotely French I say “fkin France!” Just like you 😂 it’s kind of turned into a tick I can’t get rid of 😂

Credit where credits due though im loving the snails pace. I must have a bit of French in me.

Yes yes, we love the French as well, cheers from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪

@rozzer666

3 жыл бұрын

There that lazy that's how your grandaddy was able to take over there country in just a few days

@Rush-gz9sx

3 жыл бұрын

@@rozzer666 not strictly true. The French military geniuses built a big line of guns facing the oncoming Germans called the Maginot Line and concreted the guns in so the Germans couldnt capture them and turn the guns around onto France. So the Germans just walked around it.

@alicemiller9304

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rush-gz9sx I read that the French were expecting the Germans to invade from the same direction as they had done in WW1 but the Germans, in a bit of brilliant strategic thinking, didn't!

@Rush-gz9sx

2 жыл бұрын

@@alicemiller9304 they French military geniuses said the Germans could never go through the Ardennes. Then the Germans went through the Ardenennes lol.

Me too 😂

There isnt a scene I haven't laughed at, but this had me keeled over! Fucking hilarious beyond belief 🙉

oh I found this so funny .

Maybe that’s why they make cheeses that take decades to mature 😂😂😂😂

I've had many meals in France, I've learned that "bian cuit" is the only way to dodge a meat dish sat in a pool of its own blood. They interpret well done to mean just on the cooked side of raw usually.

@sony3002

3 жыл бұрын

Actually if you want your meat well done, you should ask for bien cuit. That's the actual translation. But if you're eating in a restaurant, the cooks usually refuse to give you an entirely well done meat. That's a sacrilege for them. So instead of getting a steak actually well done, they will give you a medium well. That's the maximum their intergity allow them to cook.

@purpleaki2130

3 жыл бұрын

My nightmare! I know this is controversial but I have my steak basically cremated.

@ynotnilknarf39

3 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Robinson on what basis do you make this assertion? You can get shit meat from any country, France included, and some of it is pretty fucking bland. Having cooked a fair few steaks in my time and most of it from British farms I've never had problems with cooking them to be rare if that is what the customer wanted. Having been to France extensively whilst the cuts can be different and more numerous, there's no appreciable difference in terms of meat quality one way or the other or its ability to be cooked to a certain point. Some British meat is drab bog standard stuff you'll only ever want to flash fry in strips or boil the crap to break it down, but buying British beef can mean getting something that needs to be treated subtly and also has great flavours. You should get out more and maybe dig a bit deeper instead of buying shit quality British beef!

@BennyH11

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe just learn to enjoy properly cooked meat. Bien cuit wankers

Brilliance from the best comedian in the country. Also Is that charlotte ritchie in the audience from call the midwife?

“Fuck zem, frow them on”🤣🤣

Its so funny because its relatable 😂

I fucking love you mate

Mickey is a comic genius.

brilliant 🐸

I wouldn't cross the road to watch this guy.

@jrb1802uk

8 ай бұрын

But you would watch you tube clips of him? Yeah, alright .

@rogerturner5504

2 ай бұрын

​@@jrb1802ukWell spotted bro!!

Love it 🤣🤣🤣😁

Thank good that I am not French, greetings from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪

still pissing myself lol

I love mickey..im a bethnal girl/stepney..and have french family..pukka..xx

I live in france and this is spot on 😂

They're pretty busy right now 😂 (Jul 2023)

Very offensive. Very true.... Deep breath 😂😉

I live in France, & think, just like the English stereotypes, it’s really important to laugh at them, rather than getting angry about it

Micky I bloody love the French skit- its spot on - makes me laugh every time if I'm fed up I go to it for a pick me 👆!!