"My boat ran out of stamina" is the most Ubisoft thing I've ever heard

@obi-wan3916

2 ай бұрын

Premium ship skin for $20, reduce stamina consumption by 8%!!!

@tjenadonn6158

2 ай бұрын

It's just The Ubisoft Game, but your avatar is a boat.

@oscarsantana9983

2 ай бұрын

The sails are tiiiiired.

@kokngonose

2 ай бұрын

sid meier pirates is better

@tylercorrigan228

2 ай бұрын

Did you think they were driving off gas or something?

“A pirate must play nice” sounds like something a pirate would say sarcastically before doing something unspeakably cruel

@Dudeman23rd

2 ай бұрын

"The Boo Box"

@whiff_8373

2 ай бұрын

Making someone walk the plank*

@user-fe8gx3ie5v

2 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same, LOL.

@guiltyconstants

2 ай бұрын

Pretty much on point... The point of my sword m8...

@serptimis1552

2 ай бұрын

"A pirate must pay for our licensed products" - Ubisoft

"Its a full game" and "Purchase the Legendary Edition to unlock the full game" happened within 2 minutes of each other. Peak Ubisoft Authentic Experience.

@theadsheep

2 ай бұрын

Tbf it doesn't say that the basic edition doesn't give access to the full game.

@rentabledwarf578

2 ай бұрын

You can play a trial version for 8 hours for free. That's why it asks you to purchase the full game.

@cagneybillingsley2165

2 ай бұрын

it looks and plays like a cartoon. enough said.

@HerecomestheCalavera

2 ай бұрын

To unlock the full game plus exclusive bonus content you must purchase the Ultimate Legendary Edition Tier 1.

@thatguy3000

2 ай бұрын

​@@cagneybillingsley2165Even mobile warship games are more fun than those lame ass shit.

"AAAA" is the sheer horror sound people utter when they play the game.

@TomCruz54321

Ай бұрын

Labeling this game as AAAA reminds me of a crooked car salesman. This is up there with the best PR disasters in gaming history along with EA's response to Star Wars Battlefront and Sean Murray overselling No Man's Sky.

@Hevdan1

Ай бұрын

It's a quadruple HAHAHA game.

This feels like a mobile game I'd watch an ad for to get an extra life.

@valley6824

2 ай бұрын

I would name a few mobile games that deserve the 59.99$ price tag more than this garbage lol.

@atomicthagamer4257

2 ай бұрын

@@valley6824 Nikke

@daBscout111

2 ай бұрын

@@valley6824 For real, got any recommendations?

@Metalshark100

2 ай бұрын

I agree 3 years ago

@satoken1568

2 ай бұрын

When mobile game ads have high-level movie production budget but the games themselves were from the gameboy era

"My boat has stamina?!" And with that ive heard all of the review i need to hear

@Tbone272

2 ай бұрын

Maybe it's the crew that's tired? Idk game looks like trash

@katieee4915

2 ай бұрын

@@Tbone272the crew got tired from looking at a sail? mind you, they werent rowing

@oniontaster6449

2 ай бұрын

@@katieee4915the wind god ran out of breath and he needs to take a sabbatical

@bradc4277

2 ай бұрын

@@katieee4915yeah, exactly. It’s extra tiring when you have to maneuver the boat with your mind.

@j.d.4697

2 ай бұрын

Ubisoft squish-brain logic.

4:54 The "tree harvesting" looks like its from some bad mobile game

@marcforrester7738

2 ай бұрын

All of Ubisoft looks like it's from some bad mobile game

@JeffreyThrash

2 ай бұрын

A self-proclaimed “Quadruple-A” game couldn’t even be bothered to properly animate a guy cutting down a tree. Ocarina of Time on the N64 had more nuanced tree-cutting animations…

@Truegnek

2 ай бұрын

the tree harvesting looks like it jumped out of a pirate’s ass

@JeffreyThrash

2 ай бұрын

@@Truegnek That phrase actually makes more sense here than any of the times Dunkey used it in the actual video.

@heetjani7573

2 ай бұрын

@@marcforrester7738 not all ubi games i am die hard fan of ac and far cry

They made a game about pirates that isn't even worth pirating.

It was tough being a pirate back in the days because their boats would constantly run out of stamina.

@numbersbubble

2 ай бұрын

now when your car runs out of stamina you feed them dinosaur juice

@chumblesthecheese8580

2 ай бұрын

Also, you had to be nice, play fair, and play safe, which really didn't lend to pirating very well.

@aawsome69

2 ай бұрын

I mean who needs wind when you got stamina.

@rahulverma8774

2 ай бұрын

Maybe they were trying to make a soulsborne ship game after looking at success of elden ring

@viktorpagels7569

2 ай бұрын

Have they tried to cheer it on?

Having an ad for the premium edition inside the game you already paid more than full price and having LONG LIVE TO PIRACY on the ad is f'ing hillarious!

@gabe2349

2 ай бұрын

They were probably just on the eight hour free trial lol

@Lesmore187

2 ай бұрын

lol

@luisaleloki

2 ай бұрын

Truly a Ubisoft thing to do

@wombatpandaa9774

2 ай бұрын

Is this permission?

@bojkashapirax6283

2 ай бұрын

While I wouldn't find that shocking, that's not the case here. They were playing during the beta period just before release which you could play for free up to a certain point, hence the ad.

"LONG LIVE PIRACY!" is probably the funniest accidental PSA I've seen in a hot minute

@SkibidiPalestine

Ай бұрын

They literally roasted themselves despite the recent talks about Ubisoft comforting players for not owning the game. 😂

All this is against pirates core beliefs lmaooo

@ganggang363

2 ай бұрын

Interesting take

@ErenTheWarcriminal

2 ай бұрын

Silence, verified nobody

@ganggang363

2 ай бұрын

@@ErenTheWarcriminal same

@l_..l.l.__l..l8833

2 ай бұрын

Against media pirates maybe, but do a little research on the structure and respect actual pirates followed

@matthicksxx

Ай бұрын

Let’s Read commenting on a dunkey video? This is the crossover I needed!

"My boat has stamina?" Truly one of the most AAAA moments of all time.

@d00gz_

2 ай бұрын

Don’t you hate it when your sails get too tired of being blown by the wind and need to take a breather

@bakedbeings

2 ай бұрын

AAAARGH

@lunabob-ie5qx

2 ай бұрын

genshin moment

@Inthatgoodway

2 ай бұрын

Wut?

@MatiZ815

2 ай бұрын

It really makes you feel like the ship is an actual character.

THE PIRATE CODE 1. No stealing 2. No killing 3. Play nice

@planescaped

2 ай бұрын

R*aping and pillaging? I hope you asked nicely first?

@likability6288

2 ай бұрын

And remember, sharing is caring

@lol22964

2 ай бұрын

Remember to bring your consent protection don’t forget about that

@Ardeact

2 ай бұрын

@@planescaped Consent and borrowing

@guardian1102

2 ай бұрын

"The code is more like guidelines than actual rule."

A mid-game, full screen, POP UP AD is the most wild take on "next level gaming" I've seen since playing mini clips in 2003. "Having fun? Please insert $20 to access this island." Good LORD.

@rcpwProductions

2 ай бұрын

mobile gaming really is a parasite

@ashb7

2 ай бұрын

I mean, are you really gonna make me play devil's advocate for this dumpster fire? The free open beta which the ad was a part of is something very few games have these days, and is the reason I knew to stay away from this game based on my own experience with it. I'd take a one-time, full-page ad any day of the week if more AAA games had free trials like this one did.

@lanthanumlanthanium6373

2 ай бұрын

Gaming just isn't like it used to be in the late 90's and early 2000's, there was passion and beta testers inside their buildings to review content and give their take on what makes a great game. It's unfortunate that we do this stupid early access nonsense now.

@ejm1225

2 ай бұрын

I am immediately reminded of the subscription block while playing Toontown Online when I was a kid.

@LordVader1094

2 ай бұрын

Remember when people made JOKES 10 years ago about EA having popup ads of needing to buy access to basic content?

1:01 “A good pirate never takes other people’s property!” - Jake, the pirate, Disney channel

The fact that you can't just cut a tree, you need to find a tree cutting point on the island is so AAAA

@MaakaSakuranbo

2 ай бұрын

It's quality-of-life after all, this way you don't get confused on which trees to cut!

@lildyo

2 ай бұрын

After thinking about it, I feel like they were trying to emulate real world ship-building and the fact only wood from really specific trees would be suitable for building those kind of ships. Most of the trees on that island wouldn’t really work. However, the execution of that fact in terms of gameplay mechanics is just awful

@mesuper455

2 ай бұрын

hey, you never know what'll be in the tree! what if there's like, a bomb inside one? at least the trees at the designated cutting point are 100% safe

@NA-tu7nt

2 ай бұрын

but, you are specfilly looking for a certain wood though. lol

@NauticalOnion

2 ай бұрын

​@@NA-tu7nt if 'realism' ends up making a game mechanic that is boring and sucks, it shouldn't be there. It's a video game it's meant to be fun first and foremost.

No melee combat, no boarding enemy ships, no exploring remote islands for buried treasure, and your boat has 'stamina'. Literally the opposite of the pirate fantasy.

@olivevista5086

2 ай бұрын

Why would anyone play this when they could just play Black Flag?

@stacyturner3607

2 ай бұрын

You can find buried treasure

@oosmanbeekawoo

2 ай бұрын

At least it sends a message of how One Piece's sea combat should be orchestrated

@Skux720

2 ай бұрын

@@stacyturner3607 On foot, with actual control of your character and not a QTE cutscene?

@jamestye

2 ай бұрын

Yeah this is just boat combat game number 5763

"Please buy the Premium Edition. Long live Piracy!"

4:00 What responsible pirates, only taking what wouldnt damage the ecosystem. Truly a AAAA game

The fourth A stands for Arrrghhhh I’m a pirate, that’s why it feels so good to be in the game

@otavioluis5774

2 ай бұрын

Do what you want, cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yar har fiddle di deee Being a pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

@Fluxerium

2 ай бұрын

That is such awesome sauce

@chickenhouse2831

2 ай бұрын

It's actually a scream, like "Aaaah" because pirates are fuck*ng scary 😢

@privatefrizz8627

2 ай бұрын

Arrgh

@ryannorris6128

2 ай бұрын

It goes Arrghsaneo style, for sure.

4:30 “Long Live Piracy” is truly an awe inspiring statement

@TheAndrewj96

2 ай бұрын

Well, at least Ubisoft was right about one thing.

@HawtDawg420

2 ай бұрын

Hope it becomes the #1 most pirated game Nah but people would have to want to play it first.

@trainee5471

2 ай бұрын

There are layers of tone-deafness with this statement

@jestyo0o

2 ай бұрын

You know it's even funnier when you realise this game has denuvo installed in it lmaoooooooooo

@xander4644

2 ай бұрын

I have a theory that the devs slipped that in to show their own disapproval for the game lol

I love how the best selling point for this game is that it's complete

@NerdUndStolzDarauf

2 ай бұрын

Which honestly is kinda debatable.

@rinkashikachi

2 ай бұрын

And then they suggest buying premium edition which actually gives you full game

There could have been a fun and intricate managment system of moving your boat that consists of your ships sails corresponding to certain buttons so that bigger boats get increasingly harder to handle on your own. A combination of Sea of Thieves and, of course, black flag with the added skill expression of manouvering your ship right in player to player combat. Instead we have a stamina bar and the W button. AAAA shure is looking great

@blackwoodsecurity531

2 ай бұрын

Looks like I’ll be sailing in From the Depths for a while longer

@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon

2 ай бұрын

You're asking for fun and competence in a Ubisoft game...

You have to put the sail away to recover a boat's stamina. When you're so committed to templating game design and copy+pasting mechanics that you're putting things into your game that make no sense. I'm half-surprised they don't have the boats doing parkour to climb a tower so you can reveal more of the map.

@conangod00

2 ай бұрын

No defending but I think its the stamina of the people (which is not that great either).

@tjenadonn6158

2 ай бұрын

Ubisoft only makes one game. This was a pallette swap ten years in the making.

@mr.s9783

2 ай бұрын

That’s in the premium edition.

@youraveragegamer1194

2 ай бұрын

@@conangod00​​⁠ Good point, but even with that train of thought that would only make sense if the boat’s movement was purely (or mostly) oars. My anger is directed at Ubisoft here, there really is no way to look at it in a way that makes sense. Even then, who would want stamina based SHIP MOVEMENT in a PIRATE GAME.

@kylegonewild

2 ай бұрын

@@conangod00 It only takes 2 people to steer a ship that's catching wind: helmsman and lookout. Ship crews did not just tuck sail because everybody got tired. You needed to make use of as much wind as you could on open sea. Visibility issues presenting navigation complications and rough waters/storms are when you tuck sail. When the crew at large is having supper and sleeping you might tuck sail as well, again depending on things like visibility issues and other outside factors.

Hey guys, hear me out. There exists a battery called the AAAA battery, which is smaller and has various downsides in comparison to the AAA battery. There's probably a resemblance.

@lordmarshmal_0643

2 ай бұрын

Some rando also screamed about it years ago, and I feel that guy right about now

@Moonshine449

2 ай бұрын

@@lordmarshmal_0643AAAAAAA

@user-yc1xe1pd1f

2 ай бұрын

It’s more like what Ubisoft said when they saw final product: - AAAAh, WTF IS THAT?

@Quzga

2 ай бұрын

So for each A we add the quality goes down? 😮

@thegreninjagal6808

2 ай бұрын

@@Quzgaconsidering this is the modern gaming landscape and big companies pushing out quality games is considered a “anomaly”, yeah, sums it up well.

Every title that Ubisoft Naboo puts their hands on is just a gem

@javiers5599

Ай бұрын

Can't hold a gem to Ubisoft Mos Isley's games tho. Now those are mastahpieces

5:04 That water is acid, note how his boat disintegrates instead of sinking. Amazing how resilient coral was in the old days. Even more impressive that his boat had enough stamina to push across solid coral that's only 3 ft below the surface!

"I'll be fucking skull and bones before this game downloads 💀".

@heypassthecheesecake4413

2 ай бұрын

💀

@augustday9483

2 ай бұрын

☠️

@KicksPregnantWomen

2 ай бұрын

🤤

@vinniegret4841

2 ай бұрын

Dont do that D: It was someones once.

@visual_Memories

2 ай бұрын

It's actually more immersive that way

"My boat ran out of stamina" is all you need to hear to never wanna touch this game.

@jumpman2776

2 ай бұрын

For real 😂

@yassinehani

2 ай бұрын

ikr but probably there will be a mod to remove this non sense

@Tjsmpsn

2 ай бұрын

​@@yassinehaniit's a live service game won't be mods just paystore

@CainZio

2 ай бұрын

I mean it would make sense if the ship moved with rowers (is this the right word?)

@randomthings1293

2 ай бұрын

To be fair (doing the Devil's advocate here), Dark Souls has "bleeding" mechanics for undead characters and even skeletons, but no one complains about that...

You are sailing away after a successfull lumbering operation then suddenly laser guided missle swarm

4:32 The true test of a pirate is being able to play the premium edition for free

The whole "boat ran out of stamina" bit has the same energy as "thats right, your knife requires ammo"

@khmerghost

2 ай бұрын

If the captain ran out of stamina by handling the boat that I understand because hydraulics wasn't a thing back then but the entire boat??? That's just wild.

@yashbansod5628

2 ай бұрын

Nono y'all don't understand, this is the same universe as Pixar's Cars. That's why the boats have stamina

@Takato2527

2 ай бұрын

Fire Emblem (pre-Fates version): ... imma pretend I didn't see that!

@NoirGK-

2 ай бұрын

Ah yes, relatable to Destiny 2 players.

@rethla

2 ай бұрын

@@khmerghost Its not even the captain thats handling the boat its the Helmsman.... I can asure you however that keeping an sailboat at full speed is super exhausting for the entire crew even in modern days so this stamina thing aint as stupid as you all might think.

4:28 “Long live piracy!” at the end of an ad for premium edition… awesome

@adrianbik3366

2 ай бұрын

They've just written what everybody thinks after seeing it

@Micchi-

2 ай бұрын

The game is not worth pirating

@joshuakozlov4433

2 ай бұрын

​@@Micchi-LMAO

@jadedninny3212

2 ай бұрын

Like, this shit writes itself

@trevorn2969

2 ай бұрын

Ironically the game isnt even worth pirating

Now I want to go play Windwaker and AC:Black Flag

@noahfessenden6478

2 ай бұрын

Now that you mention it, Me too.

"...fully fledged game." Not even five minutes later: "would you like to buy the pass to the full version of the game?"

It’s actually called a AAAA game because when Ubisoft saw the pre-sale numbers they went: “AAAA!”

@HitlerLovesAnime

2 ай бұрын

Why are people calling this game an AAAA game? I thought people didn't like it?

@brickowls7886

2 ай бұрын

Good one

@ryan3371

2 ай бұрын

@@HitlerLovesAnime oh ur slow....

@type_mob

2 ай бұрын

Nice

@eliaslaban

2 ай бұрын

​@@HitlerLovesAnimei didnt know Hitler could write that well in English.

Paying $70 for a game that interrupts your gameplay with an ad for the deluxe edition that says “Long Live Piracy” is truly a AAAA experience … People in the replies are telling me the ad only appears in the free trial of the game. Thanks for the fact check, and long live piracy.

@placeholdername3521

2 ай бұрын

makes me wonder why ubisoft isn't bankrupt yet.

@therealmeik

2 ай бұрын

@@placeholdername3521cause people keep buying their micro transactions

@bloh12345

2 ай бұрын

it’s a free trial

@1lukarioz

2 ай бұрын

@@placeholdername3521 Consumerism. People %100 prefers to buy and "try" a shit game they already know its shit, before not wasting money because they NEED to waste that money. Now low income people are fucked because AAA companies know they can sell shit for gold. Haven't bought a game in 20 years. Long live the piracy as they say.

@MarcelHard

2 ай бұрын

I hate Ubisoft like no other, but that's the free trial and probably either before playing or after playing

"my boat has stamina?" I didn't realize how absolutely insane that feature was until the dunk just said that lol.

"Play evil, play dirty, play dangerous" - Jack Sparrow

Nothing makes me want to play a game less than seeing it's an online, multiplayer, live service game made Ubisoft, EA or Blizzard

@terminad53

2 ай бұрын

Wow is good tho

@borat656

2 ай бұрын

Honestly could've stopped at "live service".

@exeterd9

2 ай бұрын

@@borat656no one likes games made by ubisoft or ea, get real

@orewaren8549

2 ай бұрын

@@terminad53wow was never good. Something tells me you have never tried POE, the original wow game

@PapaMosconi

2 ай бұрын

Well Ubisoft ok, EA is way better, every Battlefield except Hardline and 2042 are incredible games

4:59 ah yes, the classic victorian era ship weapon: The The Multi-Lock Burst Missile Launcher.

@tissuepaper9962

2 ай бұрын

Little did we know that Lockheed-Martin is a 400-year-old company whose weapons date back to the age of sail.

@gitman3486

2 ай бұрын

You uh.... you really should look up what the victorian era actually was because it wasn't the age of pirates

@musicarain4702

2 ай бұрын

@@gitman3486huh

@remember6303

2 ай бұрын

long live raytheon technoligies rarrrrraaahhhh

@allcatnofish

2 ай бұрын

@@gitman3486 ☝🤓"achhtually"

'Long Live Piracy!' *shows an advertisement for buying more digital content*

"Mum can I have Black Flag" "We have Black Flag at home" *Black Flag at home*

0:46 FIRST RULE OF THE PIRATE CODE: NEVER MAKE ANOTHER PIRATE CRY

@catnappernellie1211

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha literally 😂

@Corusame

2 ай бұрын

Have you ever seen pirate cry? yeah that's why

@dardanik

2 ай бұрын

SECOND RULE OF THE PIRATE CODE: NEVER STEAL ANOTHER PERSON'S PROPERTY

@acblook

2 ай бұрын

Make a pirate cry, matey, thats not gonna fly Make a pirate smile, arr, now ye got style

@zewzit

2 ай бұрын

third rule of the pirate code: 🎶🎸BEWWW BEWW BEWW BEWWW YOU WOULD NEVER STEAL A CAR

AAAA means: -Play nice -Trees are already harvested -Your boat has stamina

@segadoeswhatnintendont

2 ай бұрын

Aplay nice Atrees are already harvested AYour boat has stamina Wait, that's just 3!

@rexyproductions1661

2 ай бұрын

​@@segadoeswhatnintendont you forgot about fourth A! The Amicrotransactions! That's the secret A that comes later

@Emperor_Atlantis

2 ай бұрын

​@@rexyproductions1661 The letters were micro, thats why you couldnt read them earlyer

@Chris_ofln

2 ай бұрын

You forgot the 4th a

@skepticpunk_

2 ай бұрын

You forgot: -Homing fucking missiles in a game about pirates.

This game was so disappointing that I went all the way back to 2007 to find a better version. Pirates of the Caribbean Online, graphics are out dated for sure but it’s still got a very active online community as it was re launched in 2021 after being taken down for a number of years. Still regularly updated and a lot of fun

The fact that the opening literally is just describing Ubisoft is wild

The fact that Ubisoft said Long Live Piracy is legendary 😂

@EmperoroftheVoid

2 ай бұрын

Mister X!

@imJeNaiKe

2 ай бұрын

How did you not have a name/handle, lol

@UebelstGutenZeug

2 ай бұрын

The game isn't even worth the hard drive space, even when cracked

@25439

2 ай бұрын

And it’s just a comment bot

@penguinpenguinpenguin

2 ай бұрын

Bot

4:32 "Long Live Piracy!", it says, asking you to buy the Premium Edition of a Ubisoft game you already own

@kain0067

2 ай бұрын

Ubisoft was the pirate this whole time

@purrspctiv

2 ай бұрын

THIS is what should be the top comment, not a bunch of people literally repeating things he said in the video

@snoookie456

2 ай бұрын

you don't own it they specifically said paying for it isn't owning it lmao

@gusty9053

2 ай бұрын

@@snoookie456 And people keep telling them: if buying isn't owning a game then piracy isn't stealing. I have to give them props though: it takes some balls to claim a typical crappy ubisoft game is AAAA. The sad part is they still found enough idiots to swallow that BS.

@maltheri9833

2 ай бұрын

​@gusty9053 The amount they put into these games don't get made back anymore with their sales. They'll still sell a couple hundred thousand but this is a live service. Needs servers,updates,patches,and new cosmetics and within a month barely a thousand people playing means all that you do for the game will be worthless

the Ubisoft Code of Conduct in a nutshell; " Remember: A real pirate never takes someone else's property! "

The game is so realistic you have to wait for the trees to grow back in real time to harvest them

@jruth77

2 ай бұрын

Yeah let me wait around 150 years for this redwood tree to grow to full size

the fourth A stands for Ass which is the part of a pirate that Fluppy jumps out of

@creatorsfreedom6734

2 ай бұрын

yeah i think it will go play doom again from my Floppy Drive

@TomCruz54321

2 ай бұрын

If this is AAAA gaming then I don't have confidence for the future of the gaming industry.

@TemmiePlays

2 ай бұрын

what did the other 3 A's stand for

The wood cutting animation is straight out of a free mobile games 🤣

@April84012

2 ай бұрын

Lvl 1 crewmate: ☹️🔪🥔 Lvl 99 pirate king: 👑🤩🏴‍☠️🦜

@crazydave6787

2 ай бұрын

lmao @@April84012

@johnpaulalbrecht7305

2 ай бұрын

​@@April84012*insert voice generated narration*

@_G3M5_

2 ай бұрын

@@johnpaulalbrecht7305 no only dumb soundeffects , and simsish

@Desu-Desu-Chan-San

2 ай бұрын

Not just the wood, anything you gather is a timing minigame

I'm glad you finally made a video on this 2018 game

I haven’t even begun the video, but when dunkey starts with reactions to the game you know you in it now

This game really makes you FEEL like you jumped out of a pirate’s ass.

@lucasblekeberg6648

2 ай бұрын

Lmao

@dizo-jp2td

2 ай бұрын

God loves you all

@RetTheEditor

2 ай бұрын

Wild bonsaipop comment found. Best anime content

@eastofthegoodones.1391

2 ай бұрын

Ok, I’m not sure exactly why….but that just struck me so funny 😂

@Pixeliarmus

2 ай бұрын

that's where the 4th A comes from

It's insane how Assassin's Creed Black Flag is a more compelling experience than this game and it came out over 10 YEARS AGO

@goughrmp

2 ай бұрын

This makes we want to play more black flag

@user-tm9ho3bm4v

2 ай бұрын

Black flag was rubbish as well

@twoeyedtom

2 ай бұрын

Don't listen to this guy. He probably hasn't played Black flag yet and experienced the awesomeness of being a pirate.

@funnycloud2855

2 ай бұрын

It's not even AAAA

@cubefreak123

2 ай бұрын

No lie, all I see from this game makes me think, “Didn’t Sea of Thieves do all this years ago?”

“Our game will be so big-the biggest, in fact. And it will be very done.”

I have been looking foreward to this game since AC IV. thank you for shining light on it dunkey

Don't you hate it when your boat got annihilated by guided missiles 😂

@Soliye.

2 ай бұрын

At least I’m not the only one who saw fking missiles. Wtf is this game

@underthesurfacegaming5916

2 ай бұрын

Might as well have a laser pointer at this point

@gemmasterian4496

2 ай бұрын

Holy shit Somali pirate game

@kylemorgan505

2 ай бұрын

next thing you know, blackbeard is launching a tactical nuke at britain

@TaRAAASHBAGS

2 ай бұрын

>"""historical""" game >make nothing about it historical at the risk of losing tiktok zoomer attention or offending bugman sensibilities Many such cases, especially from Ubisoft.

I love how in that interview the guy said it would be a quadruple A game because it's a finished game and a complete game.

@ILovePancakes24

2 ай бұрын

Finished from the perspective that they won't do updates no matter how buggy after a while

@ChargeQM

2 ай бұрын

Hey, whenever you're done working on it, you can call it finished! They're not wrong.

@awesomedude222

2 ай бұрын

Yeah who is their marketing guy? Trump? “Listen folks, this is a big game, very big game. I walked in, I said, ‘wow, what a big and complete game this is.’ It’s very big, many people are saying it’s the most complete game they’ve ever seen. The first AAAA game, let me tell you. Sleepy joe is making AAA games but we’re bringing AAAA games back, we’re making them so complete and big.”

@rendezvousonmemorylane

2 ай бұрын

The bar is on the floor. 😅

@freemanthedelphox6249

2 ай бұрын

Wonder what this makes Baldur's Gate 3. A Quintuple A game?

Ubisoft: Having fun? Buy ... Players: Nope. And nope.

LORD OF THE RINGS WAR IN THE NORTH SHOUT OUT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>THE DAWN OF CAPITALISM >throws an ad for the deluxe while you're still playing the game very smooth ubisoft

@kabbablabba4073

2 ай бұрын

guys give up your private property rights we promise we'll also give up ours guys WE PROMISE

@KaufDirGeld

2 ай бұрын

i agreed with the "long live piracy"

@henrymarshall8825

2 ай бұрын

Additionally, they are wrong. Monarchies are not capitalism.

@user-fe8gx3ie5v

2 ай бұрын

@@henrymarshall8825 They can be if they have a capitalist system. Trade existed back then, so yes, it was.

@Racker

2 ай бұрын

the fourth A is for ads

This game really makes you FEEL like you'd rather be playing Black Flag

@leftoverleaves

2 ай бұрын

Exactly, EXACTLY but I won’t play either 😆

@thepancakemann

2 ай бұрын

This hit home for me because I finally finished Black Flag a month ago and I wouldn't touch it again if you paid me. Ubisoft is an absolute joke.

@OperatingM00SE

2 ай бұрын

I streamed AC: Black Flag under the guise of Skull and Bones like a true pirate, and got more viewers than active Skull and Bones players. Moose is moving up in the world.

@dylansmith6078

2 ай бұрын

i got black flag this week and blown away how it has out performed a quad A game 11 years ahead of it's time.

@OperatingM00SE

2 ай бұрын

@@dylansmith6078it’s absolutely mind blowing

Ending music is "Pirate Cove" from Pac-Man World Rally OST

Took em 6 delays to deliver this quad A game. Your ship has stamina btw.

"we have sea of thieves at home" -Ubisoft

@dizo-jp2td

2 ай бұрын

God loves you all

The boat has stamina!? This confirms my suspicion that these companies know HOW to make games, but they have no idea WHY these systems even exist in the first place. The whole thing becomes this one formalized game system where every game is just a reskin of the other games. So the boat, isn't really like a boat, it's like a character, because they're completely incapable of creating mechanics that correspond to what's happening in the game, because the games are designed by executives that have no idea why any of the systems are in their games. They just check some boxes and call it a day. Stamina bar, leveling up/unlocking skills, crafting, context sensitive "do stuff" button, quick time events... boom that's a game, ship it!

@nailinthefashion

2 ай бұрын

That’s basically what has been happening with these larger studios. A suit will say, make a pirate game since our research shows pirate things are searched for 2% more. They then get presented a proof of concept, and give notes. That’s usually when someone is like “well it needs to be a strong black female lead with no love interest unless it’s a straight white male and the gameplay needs to be more simple, if possible mobile friendly” and we get stuff like this, Banishers, Genshin Impact etc where there’s a cool concept somewhere in there by a real dev with heart but then so many corporate decisions around it we can’t enjoy the thing If devs were just left to their own devices we’d get more project titans where the passion is obvious instead of Overwatch 2 lol

@zil0484

2 ай бұрын

It's chinese

@ihappy1

2 ай бұрын

Yeah that part was kinda insane. Like if you could deploy oars and have your crew row for a bit for a burst of speed, sure. It might be a little silly but it would have some kind of explanation. Or maybe they might have sail degredation. Cheaper sails get holes and lose effectiveness over time, not a great gameplay mechanic but again something that makes sense using earth logic. But no, your ship just gets tired from going so fast and you gotta let it rest. There's probably a skill tree to upgrade your ships maximum stamina by small, barely noticeable increments too.

@avpguy11

2 ай бұрын

I'm convinced the Ubisoft dev team has been replaced by an AI.

@NunoCore

2 ай бұрын

a simple change of words would do the trick: Sailors Stamina or Sails Health etc..

remember in sid meeir pirates you can land IN ANY place of the map,,IN 1987 ....

I played that trial they offered and I had almost the exact same thing happen on the same mission. I actually got the planks they you're getting the wood to make, but those don't count. But when I was coming back, I had three players basically blockading the entrance to the starter area. They'd pull out in front of you so you'd hit them and accidentally flag yourself pvp (at least, I think that's what they were doing, I don't know if you can freely pvp or not) but none of them had those tracking missiles that took out Dunkey, so I actually made it back so I could stop playing.

This game really makes you feel like it's not even worth pirating it

@IDied200YearsAgo

2 ай бұрын

Cuz it's not lmao. Just go play Black Flag or literally any of the other recent AC games for better seafaring mechanics. AC Odyssey also did it well

@matthewgladback8905

2 ай бұрын

This game really makes you feel like quitting piracy for a quiet life in the countryside.

@BierBart12

2 ай бұрын

Space Pirates And Zombies is still one of the best pirate games, and it had a tiny budget

@BalthorYT

2 ай бұрын

@@BierBart12 Having played it fairly extensively, a "pirate game" is one of the last things I'd call SPAZ, honestly. Its themes, structure and overall feel are pretty far removed from a proper pirate game, most of its pirate elements come directly from its space-sim heritage.

@Zanbatoss

2 ай бұрын

Why waste my ssd space for this when there's plenty of other good games

"hello i am a pirate, could you please give us your land and valuables? play nice please"

@Kazuma593

2 ай бұрын

Ubisoft clearly knows of the sacred Pirate Bushido code

@pedrovictor4256

2 ай бұрын

" aye, could ye, pretty please, empty thy pantaloons? "

@ejm1225

2 ай бұрын

I read this in the most pathetic shipmate voice ever.

@nnn-lx1eg

2 ай бұрын

give us your stuff and if you insult me i’m gonna get angy 😾

@Celestial_Cryptid

Ай бұрын

“By signing this ere declaration you agreed to give us up to 5000 doubloons worth of ye booty valid in his majesty’s court”

"A good pirate never takes another person's property!"

*sees a digital sailboat* "I'm literally crying"

AAAA is the exciting new subcategory of video games where 99% of your million dollar budget goes to marketing and 1% goes to making the game

@erikh5512

2 ай бұрын

That's been most games for the past Decade. As a general rule: The more a game is advertised to you, the worse it's going to be

@froomptastic

2 ай бұрын

Actually most of it was spent vacationing from what I remember. Was even gonna be a whole lawsuit about it lol

@jackmayor3574

2 ай бұрын

100-300 million dollar budget, believe me it's not just 1 million

@Sephiroso.

2 ай бұрын

A lot of money did go into making the game. The development cycle was simply hell and they kept having to replace team members and would go years without having a clear idea for the game. So a lot of money was indeed wasted on developing this game.

@user-wq9mw2xz3j

2 ай бұрын

​@erikh5512 very true. ive been in those thoughts but only recently confirmed with a couple of specific releases. (not from aaa companies)

"My boat has stamina?" Peak gaming Ubisoft, now we do Walk Stamina next time.

If there's one thing I know pirates for is the fact that they always play fair, are always nice to people and never engage in activities under the influence of substances

5:02 Pirate boats with heat-seeking missiles? Truly a Quadruple-A game of the year!!!

@darvamehleran786

2 ай бұрын

tree-seeking

@phaolo6

2 ай бұрын

But "it's just cosmetics!"™

@red5standingby419

2 ай бұрын

Question is what heat are they seeking? Must be all the excess gas from that pirate on his ship that keeps shitting out other pirates

@justsomewheel9379

2 ай бұрын

@@red5standingby419 They're seeking all the chlorophyll coming out of the trees Dunkey just harvested

@seanstamper1459

2 ай бұрын

If you look carefully, the enemy ship just shot ahead of the target

"My boat has stamina" Dunkey - just wait till you unlock the paraglider for your boat, game really opens up.

@EEEEEEEE

2 ай бұрын

E‎ ‎

@planescaped

2 ай бұрын

Needs to reach the point where his boat can climb sea mounts and scan the surrounding area for POI's.

@jcd327

2 ай бұрын

gave me flashes of the ship from one piece that can glide

@drunkpaulocosta9301

2 ай бұрын

​@@planescaped I accidentally did the submarine Perk and i cant get past the Iluminati Walrus

@carlosconrad2146

2 ай бұрын

that’s right after getting the grappling hook right?

"Come at me, beast." Immediately gets attacked by a flying shark.

I love how you have to gather resources shared with the entire server before you can do the fun bit with boats, truly a mark of a proper AAAA game

4:33 "Long live piracy!" thats the first thing Ubisoft has said in a decade I agree with

@computernoise2209

2 ай бұрын

Put of me wonders if a dev intentionally, tongue-in-cheek put that there.

@JojoJukestar

2 ай бұрын

Shit, you'd have to pay ME to play this garbage.

@adhiyaksaoktav497

2 ай бұрын

not even worth pirating lmao

@dizo-jp2td

2 ай бұрын

God loves you all

@JojoJukestar

23 күн бұрын

@@dizo-jp2td Thank you

"my boat has stamina?" this alone should be a crime

@dizo-jp2td

2 ай бұрын

God loves you all

@RepresentWV

2 ай бұрын

I really don’t get what’s so hard to understand about people rowing the boat getting tired. Still not buying this game because it looks half baked and uninspired like any other new game by soulless huge corporations, but saying “wtf da boat has a staminaA?” Reeeeally makes you sound stupid.

@swyjix

2 ай бұрын

It’s a pirate game, we shouldn’t be rowing skiffs mate. The sails outa do the trick fine. It doesn’t make sense to regain stamina by lifting sail, that’s bass akward. You outta regain stamina by relying on the sail.

@randumb8056

2 ай бұрын

@@RepresentWV its a sailboat

@thefool8224

2 ай бұрын

@@randumb8056 you beat me to it.

You could save 55 bucks by just buying AC Black Flag and have a better experience, just without friends... The sailing looks identical and that game is 7 years old.

Really wasnt expecting Blind Wave to be the first thing i saw when watching this😂😂

"The premium edition gives you access to the full game" Funniest thing i ever heard

@AdamQuigley

2 ай бұрын

He's playing the free trial

@drbob212

2 ай бұрын

@@AdamQuigley He was playing the AA- Game. Premium edition is AAA- Game and platinum edition is AAAA- Game...

@CidGuerreiro1234

2 ай бұрын

@@drbob212 Wait until they announce the diamond AAAAA edition.

@Fanchus_English

2 ай бұрын

The worst part is that it's true

@salemmattaniah11

2 ай бұрын

I had to replay that moment a few times 😂

The Pirates Code: Never use the "hard Arrrrrr"

@4thSurviver

2 ай бұрын

Aaaaaaaaghhh..... avast ye matey!

@jamiehughes5573

2 ай бұрын

What's up my biggers

@smallestgoober9399

2 ай бұрын

Wad up my land lubbas.

@Lucas-sk5iy

2 ай бұрын

@@smallestgoober9399 It's current year, you gotta capitalize Lubbas now.

4:59 They have anti-ship missiles. Truly a AAAA game.

A fitting AAAA KZread video from the Dunk to accompany this AAAA beeEEAASSTTT of a game

"A true pirate never steals someone elses property!"

@peter_pinguin

2 ай бұрын

Ah, i see you are a person of culture as well!

@PapaRoach305

2 ай бұрын

"A true pirate buys but never owns"

@starjadiancloneinvestigato1772

2 ай бұрын

You WILL pirate You WILL own everything and You WILL be happy

@Brendacho

2 ай бұрын

correct, since purchasing =\= owning that means pirating =/= stealing

@ProfTricky3168

2 ай бұрын

I don’t steal since it’s always been my property, they’re just holding it

Remember men, A true pirate: -listens to the teacher -Respect their parents -eats vegetables -doesn’t bully -drinks water regularly

@luisrobles3213

2 ай бұрын

Don't forget they have fun too!!!!

@toniskiny9589

2 ай бұрын

And they always respecc wahman

@nailinthefashion

2 ай бұрын

And USE LOTION ON YOUR FACE NOT JUST YOUR THINGY WHEN YOURE CRANKING IT, UGH

@planescaped

2 ай бұрын

Yarr harr fiddley fee being a pirate is all right with me! Pass the fair-trade non-alcoholic rum and pop open a keg 'o root beer me hearties! We're celebrating a successful raid with vegan wraps! Yarrr...

@MiGujack3

2 ай бұрын

And purchases every single predatory software available.

I'm glad to see the renaissance of the point and click adventure.

"but, what happens to all my wood?" -some famous pirate, probably...

never seen a game give you a disclaimer to avoid playing if you are sick, tired or high, this is truly a AAAA experience ahead of it‘s time

@Artemi22

2 ай бұрын

they know no sane person would spend 70$ on a game like this

@N8Nefarious

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, if I were to play this while shroomed out I'd have a BAD trip. Ubi just lookin' out for my safety. 😂

@Eichro

2 ай бұрын

Games have been warning you not to play while tired for ages already. "Please take a break between sessions" and all that. Now, warning against playing while high is a first

@jimmyelkordy3752

2 ай бұрын

You don’t want to spread your flu to someone playing online do you? Don’t drink and drive ships and also watch out for second hand smoke over the mic

@N8Nefarious

2 ай бұрын

@@jimmyelkordy3752 and beware of phone spiders

1:14 no more than two cookies before bed, no full force, always say please and thank you. true pirate code of conduct

@StephenOwen

2 ай бұрын

Yar and a pirate always do be brushin his teefs before bedtime

@lawrencetalbot8346

2 ай бұрын

No wonder no one in Pirates of the Caribbean wanted to follow the Pirate Code. It sucks.

@tentativegazer

2 ай бұрын

1st rule of the pirates code. Never piss your pants.

@cheesydanishgaming3333

2 ай бұрын

You guys remember that like Nick Jr show With the kid pirate and how everyone gave him flak because of something he said Something like “a pirate never steals and is always honest” or some bullshit like that and everyone sent that one scene from pirates of the Caribbean “You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” I think his name was Jake or something idk Anyway that’s all I can think of

@jhasuatapia2962

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"my boat ran outta stamina" LMAOOOOO

nothing i liove more than listening to someone slowly read text displayed onscreen

"Long live piracy!" - Ubisoft _Quadruple A $70 dollar indie game_ It's so beautiful

@GraveUypo

2 ай бұрын

no. if it was indie it would probably be good.

@steelfoot98

2 ай бұрын

Either everyone at Ubisoft is completely tone deaf or some intern is about to be fired.

@fadeddeathkinght

2 ай бұрын

​@@steelfoot98Ubisoft is trying to lead the charge into you but owning the games you pay for so it's the company not an intern there time deaf.

@RJT80

2 ай бұрын

DEI is killing gaming.

@Explosivevortex

2 ай бұрын

​@@RJT80ah yes, the minorities & women are to blame for bad games, it's definitely not anything to do corporate greed or over-monitization