Chris James is back babbbbbyyy

@someguy1865

Ай бұрын

He never trupy left us💪

@chaseendless7778

24 күн бұрын

Hey can u stop yapping so much and get to the point?

you NEED to watch the episode where Bernice falls from a parking garage and defies death, literally the best south beach tow episode

@JacksGameShack

Ай бұрын

Good news! 18:42

@shookjin1149

Ай бұрын

@@JacksGameShack oh shit my bad I didn’t finish the video LMAOO

@notamberp

Ай бұрын

this is why we finish videos before commenting 🥰

@SamBoyGer

Ай бұрын

@@notamberp😂😂😂😂

@seanbaileycski9637

Ай бұрын

Either that one or where she flips the mini coop!

"HOSPITALS ARE FOR RICH PEOPLE. AND MY OBAMACARE AIN'T KICKED IN YET" has got to be one of my top favorite lines from any piece of media I've ever seen

@wingerding

Ай бұрын

Lol she's gonna be in for a surprise.

@shy8291

Ай бұрын

florida

@JaceDeanLove

Ай бұрын

@@wingerdingwhat why

@xavierculby

24 күн бұрын

​@@JaceDeanLove he doesn't know what he's talking about

Bernice would've soloed Thanos but she didnt want to take time off of work.

@tyreecekennerson8009

22 күн бұрын

She’s my favorite

@abdullahmalik7217

18 күн бұрын

You do know that it wasn't capt marvel who destroyed thanos's ships but Bernice cuz the fleet had to be repo'd but she decided it would be easier to destroy it and then bring it back

@KingJudahpat

9 күн бұрын

Facts

While this may SEEM scripted, you gotta remember; This is filmed in Florida.

@doctorb.5893

Ай бұрын

my uncles and cousin ran repo, there were cases that they wouldn't let me go on because the danger of being shot.. in Washington

@southparkfirefly

Ай бұрын

Oh come on, you can tell it's scripted lol

@RakdosMC

Ай бұрын

​@@southparkfireflyso theres this wild concept....called a joke.... Bear with me...

@jaythomas468

Ай бұрын

I DON’T KNOWWWW This seems like a PRETTY ACCURATE representation of everyday occurrences in Florida.

@JoseOrtiz-go8nj

Ай бұрын

I was just about to comment this I live in Florida the people out here use the law as a suggestion 😅

Bernice gets assaulted with a deadly weapon and the driver commits felony hit and run, and her boss watches it happen, and it's all filmed by a cable tv crew, and she can't get worker's comp out of it? Damn, this might be as real as it gets.

@Jenn_Lucky

Ай бұрын

Workers comp was the first thing that popped in my mind too lol

@frankf684

Ай бұрын

She’s not hurt and not dead,doubt it would be a felony

@MagicCookieGaming

Ай бұрын

@@frankf684 she is hurt, it'd probably be Criminal Vehicular Assault and since it resulted in bodily harm it'd probably be a felony charge.

@I_am_a_cat_

Ай бұрын

​​​​@@MagicCookieGaming No she isn't. This entire show IS FICTION. ARE YOU DUMB??? Literally nothing in this show is real. Not a single interaction is unscripted. Use your fkin brain. I know you only have two braincells, but just because something is on TV, that doesn't mean it's real. Especially "TruTV"

@I_am_a_cat_

Ай бұрын

​@MagicCookieGaming How delusional are you, to think that was real lmao? Do you not have any braincells? Look at how many cuts there were. Why did they have a camera out there just waiting for her to fall? It's really pathetic that you think a show with 30 writers on staff is in any way real lmao

that man screaming "what did you do to Bernice?!?!?!" deserves an oscar

@Lilybitch85

Ай бұрын

It was so hilarious!

@Jinx-512

Ай бұрын

18:21

@SmartStart24

Ай бұрын

“The Office” level acting lmao

@EinsatzfahrtenOesterreich

Ай бұрын

@@SmartStart24 fire alarm vibes

@joshneumann7364

Ай бұрын

That’s Dave put some respect on his name

This show was one of those gems where you know they started running out of interesting stuff with the plots and went “fuck it, let’s just make Bernice the boogeyman of Florida” and I’m so glad they did. It’s so hilariously bad that I’ve seen more episodes than I’d like to admit.

@IcyBluAngel

Ай бұрын

i tell u what man i loved bernice from day 1 bc shes just... so unhinged.

I swear Bernice getting knocked out of that parking structure is one of the most iconic moments in reality TV.

@kerroncain2684

23 күн бұрын

Yup

To be fair, Florida repo gigs are probably life or death situations in real life.

@kamkam3457

Ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing 😭 Imagine trying to take the “property” of the average floridian. The whole state is shaped like a gun

@Risu1177

Ай бұрын

lol as someone who lives in Florida I second this comment lol

@BR33CH.

Ай бұрын

I’m from Florida this is facts💀

@datboy_jean

Ай бұрын

@@Risu1177Fr😂😂

@VjjQueen

Ай бұрын

We stay strapped 😂. But I pay my bills so I'm not worried. Not if someone tries to jack it....pew pew florida guns laws go brr

They may as well lean into the "it's obviously fake" at this point. Have Perez go by himself to tow a car at night, only to be attacked by Dracula while Bernice fights the Terminator to repo his motorcycle.

@I_am_a_cat_

Ай бұрын

They basically have.

@nightspawnson-of-luna4936

Ай бұрын

I mean if you compare season 1's more grounded story arc to season 5, they definitely did

@IcyBluAngel

Ай бұрын

@@I_am_a_cat_ i was about to say.. they did something similar later. lolol

@AArdW01f

Күн бұрын

Bernice is Terminator didn't you see her get hit by a car off a 2nd story building only to get up and punch the shit out of the car.

Bernice is the realist thing about this show, my childhood father met her at the Dolphins stadium back in like 2010. He called out to her to say hi, but she just looked at him with a straight face (of course with the shades on). So he hit her with that "Come on Bernice don't do me like that, let me get a photo" She responded with "pfft okay"

@MASTEROFEVIL

25 күн бұрын

The realest response from her 😂

@josephvillanueva4497

24 күн бұрын

"Childhood father"

@Rickgonz47

20 күн бұрын

@@josephvillanueva4497one for every stage of life lol

@Nateguy632

14 күн бұрын

@@josephvillanueva4497Yeah what the fuck does that even mean?😭

@elijahishere

10 күн бұрын

...her real name isn't Bernice LOL

dave screaming “WHATDIDYOUDOTOBERNICE” kills me every time like why does he sound so genuine

It's amazing how gullible I used to be. 😂 I thought this was real, but watching it back, it's so obviously fake.

@Buglife.352

Ай бұрын

Bruh....

@chiefbig6459

Ай бұрын

@@Buglife.352don’t act like you weren’t 6 thinking some fat man in a red coat was gonna climb down your chimney and deliver you presents

@bleachgems8313

Ай бұрын

My older bother thought it was real to I'd try telling him it's fake and he get so mad lmao 🤣

@IcyBluAngel

Ай бұрын

i did that too when i first saw it... now im like oh... reality tv hasnt been real since the 90s. lol

@kayla123ism

Ай бұрын

It is Florida so.. it’s not like any of this would be out of the question

I love the added Micheal Myers music for Bernice. That clip always has me in tears but that leveled it up for me.

@bxnvrr763

Ай бұрын

I was cry laughing during that entire clip

Bernice falls to her death, is assumed dead, and then just comes back like a super soldier to finish the job 😂

@jamesniagu274

19 күн бұрын

Bernice and Rey Mysterio the only two super humans that get thrown off a building and evanescence themselves.

Buddy of mine from college was on this show actually. British dude, they approached him in the street and just made a crazy plot for him to follow. We never let him forget it

@jaybird3651

27 күн бұрын

Sounds like fake news I knew this show had to be real

@derocross3545

24 күн бұрын

I know this was weeks ago but I gotta know, was he the dude that spit on Bernice and then got locked in a public toilet lmao

@WEEMZ1746

23 күн бұрын

Hahahahahahah dude yes, we still give him shit to this day @@derocross3545

“Oh my goodness, the clicker”

@na27000

Ай бұрын

Hahahahahaha that was soo scripted lol

@southparkfirefly

Ай бұрын

@@na27000 The whole THING is scripted lol

@Rhewin

Ай бұрын

@@southparkfirefly But it says "reality," so it's gotta be real, right?

@AZodiacCancer

Ай бұрын

I thought of Alan Wake 2 and The Clicker.

@Xander_P.G.K

Ай бұрын

AND MAMA GAVE ME A MAGIC CLICKER! WELL, YES, I THINK IT'S TRUE AND FAIR TO SAY!

Dude!!!!!!!! As a kid of like 9 years old, I ventured onto a random TV station and discovered this gem of a show and nobody else knew wtf I was talking about and then before I knew it, it was gone

I just need to tell someone that I live so close to Lizard Lick that the reserved parking lot signs threaten that you'll be towed by Lizard Lick Towing.

@awzthemusicalreviews

Ай бұрын

They should have those kinds of signs for everything. "If this lawsuit doesn't make sense, it will be adjudicated by Judge Judy"

@thecausalgamer7916

29 күн бұрын

@@awzthemusicalreviewsthe only thing is Lizard Lick Towing is a real business. Even though the show may be fake. The business is real.

@CharmyCharmCharm

28 күн бұрын

😂

@josephmother2659

25 күн бұрын

@@thecausalgamer7916well to be fair to her honor Judy, those 50 million dollars a year were very real

@ShinFahima

11 күн бұрын

​@thecausalgamer7916 Judge Judy is also a real judge!

Dave is SO Peter Griffin coded lmfao

@Blackwolffe097

26 күн бұрын

Thats an insult to Petter Griffin 🤣

My friend and I talked about this show recently. It was definitely the fakest of these kinds of shows. The funny thing is that it was fairly normal at first, but it's like when Bernice, Jerome, and Perez were added in the cast it just got faker and faker.

@Elektra1210

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately this company is very real and as big of asshats as you would expect. Its Miami after all.

@Jane-oz7pp

Ай бұрын

​@@Elektra1210 that doesn't mean that the show isn't fake lol

@Elektra1210

Ай бұрын

@@Jane-oz7pp Yes this BS is mostly fake I agree with that. But the towing company is very real and has been in South Beach for some time. I was a resident for 15 years.

@Remy.elmo1

Ай бұрын

They admitted after it was canceled that it was scripted. They hired actors

@Elektra1210

Ай бұрын

@@Remy.elmo1 I dont argue that. What Im saying is this is a real company without these clowns. And they pull similar sh*t for many years now. I lived there....

Dad I love that you uploaded two times this week. We are back baby!

@karenstarr

Ай бұрын

Dad??

The best thing about Bernice aka K.K. Brunson really did that fall!

is it just me, or do all these shows feel like lost reno 911 episodes?

@MinusFiveStars_

Ай бұрын

It does now 😂

@dr.spookybones3965

Ай бұрын

The old man taking out the tow driver with his O2 tank carrier was 100% Junior and a suspect

@darrellcovello7917

Ай бұрын

The first season of Reno 911 was absolute peak TV, probably second only to Chappelle's Show

@I_am_a_cat_

Ай бұрын

No.

@handolo1266

Ай бұрын

​@@MinusFiveStars_😂 sure as hell does!

Everytime i saw one of the episodes of South Beach Tow, im pretty sure i always thought back to it as a total fever dream - i might've been 8, but it felt like i took the hardest edibles the second it came on.

I love how she's surrounded by car jacks and jack stands and is like "What the hell do you want me to do?" 😂🤣

Bernice is being saved everytime, with no plot obstacles too strong for her, because she is the main character. Not just of the show but of...like life in general.

My boss has a few cognitive disabilities, and he watches shows like this all the time and emulates that as like “normal work problem solving”😂 so he’s always calling other ppl like “WE GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM CALL ME BACK RIGHT NOW!” over like tiny little things and treating work like it’s this or storage wars or pawnstars, we all know him so we just work around it, but it’s so funny. He’s like a walking reality tv show work bro

@ryurc3033

24 күн бұрын

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this. Like it's kinda sad, but holy crap is it funny to imagine your boss is Peter Griffin, and is the guy most likely to puncture his eardrums with a pencil.

To be fair as someone who lives in Florida pretty much going outside for a walk is a life or death situation because everyone is crazy here

@frankf684

Ай бұрын

That’s everywhere man,any “crazy” thing that happened in Florida has happened in my part of SC,guaranteed

I used to love this show. Big Bernice is no joke. 😂

@UrbanX757

Ай бұрын

shes fake as hell, just like the show, shed be shot in 14 hours acting like that, and sued. Yall believe any damn thing

IDK if you've done a video on it but Billy the Exterminator first few seasons are top tier "reality tv" comedy gold

@Lucky_Gurl-Luna

Ай бұрын

What platform does it play on or use to play on ? Please I’m gonna look it up . Sounds good 😌

@daddysangeljetta

Ай бұрын

Bless you I totally forgot about that gem I loved that show

So after the show ended Bernice did an interview where she said all the interactions on the show were wildly exaggerated reenactments of events that did occur over the staff's time working as a tow company.

the scene of Bernice getting hit by a car and falling off the parking garage. i have no words 😂😂😂😂😂

The WHAT DID YOU DO TO BERNICE moment with the micheal myers music 😭 this is officially one of your funniest videos LMFAO

Y'all I worked at a towing company for several years as a dispatcher. We didn't do a whole lotta repos, cuz there's not as much $$ in it as you get from hauling for big oil. But the best repo we did was sweet karma for me & my ex. We repo'd a corvette from my ex-husband's boss & this man was seriously terrible. Threatened to fire him ON OUR WEDDING DAY if he didn't come in after the vows. But that POS lost his vette later on.

But the dude's wife has no reason to not think he's being sneaky. If he just said "Yeah, I misplaced my ring" She'd probably understand. But instead he just said "I'm just making money.....That's why I haven't been home in 2 days.....nothing suspicious here."

I refuse, this show is the only real American reality tv and you will not change my delusion.

Do Hardcore pawn next!

@iBullyDemons

Ай бұрын

YESSSS

My cousin used to live with me for a couple of years here in Miami, this video brought back so many memories of us staying up and watching this together!

I remember being a kid thinking this was real then slowly realizing it was fake. Same with storage wars

Bernice: Naaaaagh… Foo! Bernice: Naaaaagh… Ugh! Bernice: Maaaaaan… What the hell…?

I like that along with the suggestion for health coverage, she references the lady that literally got hit by a car…. And the guy with anger issues 😂

I got addicted to this show. Omg it's not bad. It's so fake. I feel like I'm watching something that should be featured on Red Letter Media

literally Bernice: 💪😎

I’ll say it again like I did in Andy’s video: Who knew Towing would be so dramatic?

18:21 "WHADIDYOUDOTOBERNICE?!" Dave said calmly.

I respect the hell out of this show, honestly. It set out to be a parody of towing shows and doesn't pretend like it's real. Hell, "Bernice" isn't even a real person, lol.

Dave stuck underneath the car 😂

No one is ever safe, from Deadliest Warrior, Chris.

I fist pumped in the parking lot walking to my car to smoke on my break when I saw this video. Favorite Channel on KZread.

@I_am_a_cat_

Ай бұрын

That's kinda cringe, man.

@abrahamwashington8579

Ай бұрын

Yesterday I was literally sitting in my car and some douchebag walked by looking at his phone and fist pumping... was that you???

Absolute gold! Way better than most scripted comedies these days.

This show might genuinely be the most artistic thing ive ever seen

I lived in FL for 7 years prior to 2012... I met the Lizard Lick crew, got a bag autographed from them somewhere. Nice guys

Oh Chris. This rabbit hole goes so deep lmao. Also yes his dad exists

You’d be surprised that this is actually not as fake as you would imagine I have been working with repo companies in a rural area for over ten years. And the tow guys do get guns pulled on them with alarming frequency People get crazy about their vehicles lol

2 uploaded?? A SouthBeach Tow episode?? You spoil us sir!

Ok it was faker than a 3 dollar bill but it gave us the national treasure known as Bernice so I'll let it slide

Bernice could give him the Heinrich and have ring come out. I heard a rumor she got run over, got up, and pulled the car back with only her big toes 😂

@frankf684

Ай бұрын

Heimlich

"goddamn it why do we have files from drivers that haven't worked for us in 2 years???" As if it's not a standard practice to keep records of former employees in case they ever decide to come back or you suspect they may have done something against the company outside of employment

FINALLY. You did south beach tow. 😭😭😭😭

5:20 I laughed, then I cried, then I laughed again.

"And my Obamacare hasn't kicked in yet" had me dead. 😂😂😂

"Help me, Step-Bernice! I'm stuck!"

MORE Chris James? Good week.

I just love when you say “chicken pick-en”

I come back to your channel every few months to see your collections of Babes is growing faster than my credit card debt.

Chris, my man, you need to see Hardcore Pawn. Its a sprinkle of real people mixed with people coming in for the cameras, making a spectacle of themselves. Its like Pawn Stars on meth.

19:23 😂😂😂😂 I’m in tears wheeze laughing at this

This beats MILF Manor in terms of General Insanity by a Country Mile.

Hey Chris, good to see you uploaded twice this week. Thanks. Love your reactions cause they are one of a kind and you make me laugh. I always hit like button before watching the video cause I know they are going to be good. Keep up the good work. 👍🏼

I love the camera angles from INSIDE the car around 2:13 lol

Great episode! You should cover Amish Mafia next!!

Two @ChrisTheJames videos in one week? You spoil us - I feel like such a lucky chicken pickin' pretty princess! 👑

Thank u sir, I was patiently waiting on u to cover this show

3:38 the out of sinc lips omfg my guy! You are a gem!

I see Chris James video, I click.

@CheezMonsterCrazy

Ай бұрын

I see a man who sees a Chris James video, I comment.

@BadWolf222

Ай бұрын

Me too

@82566

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@toddcarroll5747

Ай бұрын

Me you and 10000 of our brothers agreed

No not the chicken picken

Jesus christ, with that cut-back to 2020 it looks like Chris went from 15 to 29 in 4 yrs

"What'd you do to Bernice?!?!?! " 😂😂😂

I love you James. No diddy

@Sarahonwheels

Ай бұрын

I love him in a non predator way too :)

Keep the videos coming

Berniece's top problems are: 1. Diabetes 2. Hardened Arteries 3. Constantly being referred to as "Wal-Mart Lizzo"

I love your channel,great stuff, keep it up

"all reality shows somehow end up in florida" go figure, the most garbage tv shows end up in the landfill of the united states.

@frankf684

Ай бұрын

This doesn’t take place in New York or Boston

@no1hereisahuman

Ай бұрын

@@frankf684 exactly. It's Florida. The united states trash depot. Thanks for agreeing with me

The oxygen tank guy needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm music.

Yassss Ive been waiting for you to do South Beach!!! lol

The gentle soft spoken "oh my goodness the clicker" is hilarious 😂😂😂 and him running for it

😂 Love the 2020 haircut!!!! Great show Chris, please keep up the amazing work!!!

Dave and Bernice best part omg WHAT DID YOU DO TO BERNICE!? DONT LET THIS CAR OUT FOR NOTNEN I GOTTA GO CHECK ON MY FIREND Bernice, your alive!

@Jinx-512

Ай бұрын

18:21

dude im not even joking, i was watching your videos LAST NIGHT and got reminded of this show for some reason, and was like “huh, what was the name of that show again?” A DAY LATER my man uploads this.

South Beach Tow is one of my favorites that I accidently stumbled on about 10 years ago

Bro you make me straight up laugh from my giggle box! My giggle box has not been tickled in a while! Thank you!!!

Love the more consistent uploads and the longer vids man...I hope you keep it up!! If you stay consistent, the algorithm will work much harder in your favor and you'll definitely gain subs so much faster. Would love to see you get big enough so that you can do KZread full time. Keep up the consistency bro!! Appreciate you my dude, stay well 🤙

frfr i been waiting for u to review south beach😂

Can always rely on your videos for a good laugh. Keep up the great work man🤙

The Halloween music edit for Bernice was absolutely hilarious. Great video.

If my car was getting repossessed and they told me I had to be a camera operator instead of paying I’d do it in a heartbeat

this is my first time in a little bit watching a video of yours and i’m so glad i tapped in bc your reactions to shit are absolutely priceless 😂😂😂

I haven't laughed this much for a while. Love your videos 😍