the fake merch industrial complex

thanks for watching me talk about this thing
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  • @FoodTheory
    @FoodTheory Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I mean we're the only one that matters anyway 😤

  • @yowieyahoo

    @yowieyahoo

    Жыл бұрын

    what

  • @JaseekaRawr

    @JaseekaRawr

    Жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @Quacktivate

    @Quacktivate

    Жыл бұрын

    It's Matthew Patrick!

  • @MarielleVL

    @MarielleVL

    Жыл бұрын

    omg youre here

  • @kornfan45

    @kornfan45

    Жыл бұрын

    freddy fazbear

  • @auroralunamon
    @auroralunamon Жыл бұрын

    at this point I am completely convinced that Danny actually has no clue what he looks like cuz why was he so genuinely unsure about wether that guy with the hair was just an edited pic of him or not

  • @PhoebeTheFairy56

    @PhoebeTheFairy56

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe he's got face blindness or something similar?

  • @nomoretwitterhandles

    @nomoretwitterhandles

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PhoebeTheFairy56 He is literally just joking. Also, plenty of people look like other people, it's weird but it's not new or uncommon.

  • @PhoebeTheFairy56

    @PhoebeTheFairy56

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nomoretwitterhandles i never said anything about plenty of people *not* looking like other people

  • @ronnielyn19

    @ronnielyn19

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@PhoebeTheFairy56 quite the opposite. He knows exactly how he looks like, and he thibks that pic look like him because, i mean, just take a look at the hair, eyes and nose lol.

  • @TheMirksta

    @TheMirksta

    Жыл бұрын

    The Jerma effect

  • @alexmacc2469
    @alexmacc2469 Жыл бұрын

    I’m so glad he addressed the “removing Danny’s facial features” thing because it’s been haunting me for a week

  • @elosneeze

    @elosneeze

    Жыл бұрын

    LMFAO ive been praying for this video of him addressing it 😂😂😂

  • @pap-fr

    @pap-fr

    6 ай бұрын

    It was obnoxious :/

  • @LordDomielOfElysium

    @LordDomielOfElysium

    5 ай бұрын

    @@pap-frhave fun dude

  • @USER-DAUEHA

    @USER-DAUEHA

    4 ай бұрын

    Lmaoo

  • @izznazhanzur

    @izznazhanzur

    2 ай бұрын

    i'm pm

  • @julesrules7297
    @julesrules7297 Жыл бұрын

    You're way more chill than I'd be if I found a whole ring of self-spanking counterfeit stickers.

  • @josiea.3855

    @josiea.3855

    Жыл бұрын

    this is the funniest comment I've ever read I think

  • @markfromfacebook

    @markfromfacebook

    Жыл бұрын

    this comment makes it sound like it's an underground scheme, like there's a whole organization dedicated to making and hiding stickers of danny spanking himself

  • @samaraisnt

    @samaraisnt

    Жыл бұрын

    he seemed p grossed out tbh but at the same time i would not release an image of myself spanking me so it's not a possibility for most people...

  • @bigawesomewatermelon9511

    @bigawesomewatermelon9511

    8 ай бұрын

    I would 100% buy official merch of Danny spanking himself. That clip was hilarious.

  • @aeweljrnold
    @aeweljrnold Жыл бұрын

    As someone from the 18th century, we used the word “lest” all the time and it was fairly popular within school with the cool kids like myself.

  • @youre_mine

    @youre_mine

    Жыл бұрын

    it was also popular with 19th century kids- someone from that community

  • @kai_fatallysapphic

    @kai_fatallysapphic

    Жыл бұрын

    you can't just say perchance

  • @grimdarkmalarkey5402

    @grimdarkmalarkey5402

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@kai_fatallysapphicTwas within "mayhaps" I theirin found such a long vaunted solution to the echoing conundrum that plagued my waking mind with the most terrible of dreams of what other alternatives doth exist.

  • @skizzpulse

    @skizzpulse

    Жыл бұрын

    @@grimdarkmalarkey5402 I am laughing my buttocks off!

  • @dillondisney4732

    @dillondisney4732

    Жыл бұрын

    Indeed good sire “lest” is one of my favourite words as one of the cool kids always dripped out in the finest red velvet as my parents were rather rich indeed *laughs in Victorian*

  • @mh2120
    @mh2120 Жыл бұрын

    The lack of sparkling water in this episode really squishes my bones

  • @beautifulgorgeousman

    @beautifulgorgeousman

    Жыл бұрын

    ah, it snapped my nerves

  • @julieneff9408

    @julieneff9408

    Жыл бұрын

    Same. I found that Kroger brand has a couple of new flavors he ought to try on camera. The blue raspberry one is pretty good.

  • @brynleekoch6204

    @brynleekoch6204

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed my bones are getting squishy

  • @Nolan-W

    @Nolan-W

    Жыл бұрын

    My bones have already been stolen from my sleep peralasis demon, Danny.

  • @kio4173

    @kio4173

    Жыл бұрын

    Do they get squishy at night time?

  • @pastel_gh0st322
    @pastel_gh0st322 Жыл бұрын

    6:11 "I'm gonna tell that to my kids someday" He was dropping us hints

  • @rey_rose_draws

    @rey_rose_draws

    8 ай бұрын

    Wait does he have kids??

  • @limesandlemons1367

    @limesandlemons1367

    8 ай бұрын

    @@rey_rose_draws Laura's gregnant !

  • @rey_rose_draws

    @rey_rose_draws

    8 ай бұрын

    @@limesandlemons1367 Gregspecting

  • @emamacitas

    @emamacitas

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@rey_rose_draws Laura gregbirthed

  • @mckaylamurphy5336

    @mckaylamurphy5336

    6 ай бұрын

    Fr I’m watching this in November after his son was born and I’m so happy for him and Laura😭

  • @irohsteacup
    @irohsteacup Жыл бұрын

    Danny is the exact opposite of a person with a mustache.

  • @pigeon_person

    @pigeon_person

    Жыл бұрын

    I dont know what this means but I agree

  • @y2k_hanji

    @y2k_hanji

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah that sound about right

  • @shreyaesthergupta6273

    @shreyaesthergupta6273

    Жыл бұрын

    So kurtis?

  • @sweetcreature2475

    @sweetcreature2475

    Жыл бұрын

    So a person without a mustache?

  • @irohsteacup

    @irohsteacup

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sweetcreature2475 some would put it that way, yes.

  • @StormyTalks
    @StormyTalks Жыл бұрын

    He "just a theory'd" so hard it triggered a well-timed midroll ad.

  • @bellaelleira

    @bellaelleira

    Жыл бұрын

    Well played by Danny 😂

  • @goopygoober7810

    @goopygoober7810

    Жыл бұрын

    That part was so funny I peed my pants a little

  • @big_sea

    @big_sea

    Жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @spocite

    @spocite

    Жыл бұрын

    in case you didn’t know and for anyone else who doesn’t know danny gets to pick where the midrolls are inserted; he can put them anywhere he wants, he can put as many as he wants, midrolls are all up to the youtuber who runs the channel

  • @constonks

    @constonks

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol I wasn't watching the timecode and thought the video had ended there

  • @stormyrosebud2878
    @stormyrosebud2878 Жыл бұрын

    I love how his use of the word "lest" just got further and further from its actual definition throughout the video 😭

  • @adambeigel9760

    @adambeigel9760

    Жыл бұрын

    He started off so strong

  • @Flareguy

    @Flareguy

    Жыл бұрын

    Lest you leave him alone for it

  • @hopesy12u4

    @hopesy12u4

    Жыл бұрын

    I always thought that “lest“ meant, or had the function of “ or“. For example, you must eat your vitamins, lest you have scurvy.

  • @omoomo3187

    @omoomo3187

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hopesy12u4 john you strange boy

  • @sinistrality

    @sinistrality

    Жыл бұрын

    Like "intervention" in that episode of Always Sunny. By the time Frank uses it at the end it basically just means "timeout."

  • @ava7231
    @ava7231 Жыл бұрын

    I was focused on Danny’s hoodie strings tied into a bow for the entire duration of this video

  • @shaquilleoatmeal7389

    @shaquilleoatmeal7389

    Жыл бұрын

    same it’s mesmerising how perfectly they’re tied

  • @samaraisnt

    @samaraisnt

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shaquilleoatmeal7389 now i gotta look~

  • @lakenjackson5811

    @lakenjackson5811

    10 ай бұрын

    I know it's adorbs. 🎀😅

  • @ozzo1121
    @ozzo1121 Жыл бұрын

    6:11 this part is hittin different now! Congrats Danny 🎉🎉

  • @scarletfrederick420

    @scarletfrederick420

    Жыл бұрын

    I was looking for someone to say something about this!

  • @stitchizgay

    @stitchizgay

    Жыл бұрын

    Ik

  • @divit187

    @divit187

    Жыл бұрын

    How is it hittin different?

  • @stitchizgay

    @stitchizgay

    Жыл бұрын

    @@divit187 they are having a baby

  • @divit187

    @divit187

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stitchizgay I know that, I'm just confused as to how it changes anything.

  • @wildchild69
    @wildchild69 Жыл бұрын

    Guys, I think this is the channel where Danny likes to get a little goofy and a little wacky.

  • @greerisnotcool

    @greerisnotcool

    Жыл бұрын

    that's an interesting point of view, i never thought of that!

  • @emilee-has-legs

    @emilee-has-legs

    Жыл бұрын

    you might have a point, as on his other channel he is by far more serious and reserved

  • @alimousatabets5751

    @alimousatabets5751

    Жыл бұрын

    Could be a little goofier with... La Croix

  • @mmmmmmmmmb5911

    @mmmmmmmmmb5911

    Жыл бұрын

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @diegocangetit

    @diegocangetit

    Жыл бұрын

    shit dude you're onto something !

  • @StrayStayKidsYT
    @StrayStayKidsYT Жыл бұрын

    I love when Danny gets a little bit goofy. And wacky.

  • @alimousatabets5751

    @alimousatabets5751

    Жыл бұрын

    He is a little subreddit boi

  • @amandajane5493

    @amandajane5493

    Жыл бұрын

    And drinks a sparkling water

  • @teenage.nosferatu3297

    @teenage.nosferatu3297

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god shut up

  • @PinterestAddlcted

    @PinterestAddlcted

    Жыл бұрын

    I commented this same thing and it blew up on another of his videos pfft

  • @alv832

    @alv832

    Жыл бұрын

    Stray Kids everywhere

  • @linseyfilms358
    @linseyfilms358 Жыл бұрын

    Bro the “bones are getting squishy” gets me every time without fail

  • @joonster2342
    @joonster2342 Жыл бұрын

    “When I have kids”AND DANNY JUST REVEALED THAT HES HAVING A KID😔

  • @veregwen

    @veregwen

    3 ай бұрын

    Is that jimin in your pfp

  • @RETR0FLESH
    @RETR0FLESH Жыл бұрын

    genuinely surprised that he's used "nary" in a song but has never used "lest" in a video before. came for the vines, stayed for the archaic vocabulary expansion

  • @Random-sk6hm

    @Random-sk6hm

    Жыл бұрын

    What a time to be alive!

  • @moonstrifflimestone5493

    @moonstrifflimestone5493

    10 ай бұрын

    I'm tired, so I thought you said "came for the veins" at first and was. Supremely confused.

  • @Random-sk6hm

    @Random-sk6hm

    10 ай бұрын

    @@moonstrifflimestone5493 I mean Danny does have pretty great veins

  • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

    @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

    3 ай бұрын

    # _there is nary a doubt, I am the slime king_ #

  • @elephorofonius

    @elephorofonius

    3 ай бұрын

    @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsabut i feel so alone :( will you be my slime queeen?

  • @laragalc
    @laragalc Жыл бұрын

    i never go on reddit, but having a Danny focused subreddit may finally convince me, he has managed to create a nice community

  • @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards

    @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards

    Жыл бұрын

    RIP another one lost

  • @NadieSombraro

    @NadieSombraro

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean, the community is nice, but a little repetitive. It's usually the 3 same jokes over and over again.

  • @laragalc

    @laragalc

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NadieSombraro there's a sense of familiarity and comfort that comes with the repetetiveness though

  • @pvic6959

    @pvic6959

    Жыл бұрын

    nah. ive been on reddit since 2012. save yourself while you can

  • @NaderVaderYT

    @NaderVaderYT

    Жыл бұрын

    dont do it

  • @celestecombs7160
    @celestecombs7160 Жыл бұрын

    WHEN your a dad. Foreshadowing.

  • @danielarinaldi2051
    @danielarinaldi2051 Жыл бұрын

    a Danny x MatPat crossover was the last thing i expected to see in my lifetime but oh boy am i happy that I've got to see it

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles Жыл бұрын

    Bold of them to make an entire website claiming to be his official merch site. I think it's time to slap them with a little bit of legal. Edit: man Doodles goin wild down there Edit 2: homie changed their name to "stopmotionepicness." Don't be fooled by this new facade.

  • @doodleBurgers

    @doodleBurgers

    Жыл бұрын

    Great idea! He should waste money on something that doesn't affect him

  • @danielgrant4560

    @danielgrant4560

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.

  • @gr33ngirlsea

    @gr33ngirlsea

    Жыл бұрын

    I found this site when I was looking for his merch site!

  • @yawninglion1677

    @yawninglion1677

    Жыл бұрын

    @@doodleBurgers How does it not affect him, it's literally plagiarism and scamming while using his identity.

  • @doodleBurgers

    @doodleBurgers

    Жыл бұрын

    @Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism 2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways 3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. Жыл бұрын

    videos two days in a row AND dannys hair is grown back? what else could a greg ask for 🥴

  • @beesbrownies

    @beesbrownies

    Жыл бұрын

    Also there's a new jarvis video w him!

  • @wiseluck5895

    @wiseluck5895

    Жыл бұрын

    @@beesbrownies Watched it I loved it.

  • @elisabethkohrman7697

    @elisabethkohrman7697

    Жыл бұрын

    @@beesbrownies one of the best ones

  • @heavenonearth3316

    @heavenonearth3316

    Жыл бұрын

    3 if you count the one with Jarvis

  • @manboy4720

    @manboy4720

    Жыл бұрын

    @@beesbrownies you mean there's a new danny gonzalez video with jarvis? wait, who are we talking about?

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway Жыл бұрын

    i love how danny still gets surprised by how batshit crazy his fanbase is

  • @merciedo7101
    @merciedo71012 ай бұрын

    watching this video after danny had his kid lmfao 6:02

  • @craftycordy8939

    @craftycordy8939

    2 ай бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking lmaooo

  • @nickotein4209
    @nickotein4209 Жыл бұрын

    These videos always make the reddit seem way funnier than it actually is I dont know how many more removing dannys facial features I can take

  • @ronnielyn19

    @ronnielyn19

    Жыл бұрын

    SLENDERMAN DANNY SLENDERMAN DANNY

  • @NadieSombraro

    @NadieSombraro

    Жыл бұрын

    For real 😂

  • @lovem7105

    @lovem7105

    Жыл бұрын

    It is me removing the facial features 😈 I will not stop

  • @lrizzard

    @lrizzard

    Жыл бұрын

    ngl i chuckled at his comments way more than any of the reddit content he showed hes just a goofy wacky boi

  • @gabriellebilderback1633

    @gabriellebilderback1633

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lovem7105 you made the subreddit intolerable this month, no hate.

  • @inhaleknives8598
    @inhaleknives8598 Жыл бұрын

    matpats voice is so haunting if you don't listen to it for a while

  • @0rbeez

    @0rbeez

    Жыл бұрын

    He keeps showing up in advertisements for an Amazon prime movie and I keep being jumpscared by it

  • @tarantuIas

    @tarantuIas

    Жыл бұрын

    it sounds fake lmao

  • @thekitkatlizard8661

    @thekitkatlizard8661

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@tarantuIas at this point matpat has enough videos to make a flawless ai voice for him, especially with the way he already sounds 💀

  • @talkingharvs

    @talkingharvs

    Жыл бұрын

    bangin out the tunes

  • @torivorbeck6649

    @torivorbeck6649

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thekitkatlizard8661 people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier Жыл бұрын

    11:21 "okay, this motherfucker is still removing my facial features" is my new favourite sentence

  • @mauveeispooks
    @mauveeispooks Жыл бұрын

    9:06 BAHAHA THE WAY DANNY REACTS TO THE SECOND ONE

  • @Al___

    @Al___

    6 ай бұрын

    "...dafuq?"🤨

  • @80sififreak
    @80sififreak Жыл бұрын

    Greg was such an honored rat, with his charm and chillness... Now, let us all have a moment of silence for our fallen Greg... May he rest in peace... we will miss you, Greg. 🐁

  • @sweetiedropsesteam3438

    @sweetiedropsesteam3438

    Жыл бұрын

    All the Gregs go to Greg heaven 🙏

  • @80sififreak

    @80sififreak

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sweetiedropsesteam3438 Gregven.... and there we will see our beloved fallen Greg

  • @loveforLPS

    @loveforLPS

    3 ай бұрын

    rip greg

  • @doginahood5204
    @doginahood5204 Жыл бұрын

    I like to think that In the time between videos, Danny sits in a room and does absolutely nothing but think of video ideas until he gets one random one and records

  • @alexanderhamilton00

    @alexanderhamilton00

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he did that

  • @Lazy_.Lavender

    @Lazy_.Lavender

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alexanderhamilton00why are you homosexual

  • @Matheus_39

    @Matheus_39

    Жыл бұрын

    i think he has a twin or sum

  • @reif4557
    @reif45573 ай бұрын

    Hello, Danny. You have had your first child - does he know he's not allowed to speak to you until he is three years old? 🧐🧐

  • @littleprettyfairy
    @littleprettyfairy5 ай бұрын

    coming back to remind everyone that danny said he wasn’t going to talk to his kid until they are 3 so im holding him to this now that he has one

  • @neutral.chaotic
    @neutral.chaotic Жыл бұрын

    domestic rats make great pets! they're super smart, trainable, and their personalities are like little puppy dogs with grabby hands. they love interacting with you and they're cleaner than household cats. my rats always smelled like marshmallows and they would lick my tears from my face when I was going through a hard time. I cannot recommend pet rats enough!

  • @willarooo

    @willarooo

    Жыл бұрын

    my rats always smelled like orange blossoms!! it's so interesting how pretty they smell

  • @justagalwhocomments

    @justagalwhocomments

    Жыл бұрын

    now i want another me

  • @timmyturner7997

    @timmyturner7997

    Жыл бұрын

    that’s amazing lol i want to get a rat but my parents don’t want me to cuz they think it’s gross :(

  • @manboy4720

    @manboy4720

    Жыл бұрын

    @@timmyturner7997 it's no more or less gross than a hamster, dog, cat, goldfish, or any other pet.

  • @FukaiKokoro

    @FukaiKokoro

    Жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach. Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.

  • @altheachamomile
    @altheachamomile Жыл бұрын

    I have a lot of health issues and I watch you on the painful and hard days. You make me laugh a lot. Thank you

  • @hicsuntdracones9065

    @hicsuntdracones9065

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you have the squishy bones?

  • @frankiesayspanic

    @frankiesayspanic

    Жыл бұрын

    hey same! here’s to better days :)

  • @idk-mq8vn

    @idk-mq8vn

    Жыл бұрын

    Here's to better days!

  • @hicsuntdracones9065

    @hicsuntdracones9065

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pap-fr Wow man, it was for Danny not you. So self absorbed

  • @tomkyxl

    @tomkyxl

    Жыл бұрын

    i think you have health issue because of you laughing

  • @Scrufflelump
    @Scrufflelump10 ай бұрын

    It's so sad to realize that, now that Danny is going to be a dad, he's not going to talk to his kid until they're 3. 😥

  • @rach2725
    @rach2725 Жыл бұрын

    "when i have kids one day" well then.

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty Жыл бұрын

    Who’s the most notorious rip off of Danny Gonzalez now? I’ll get on it too as Donny Gonzolly.

  • @youre_mine

    @youre_mine

    Жыл бұрын

    danzy golly

  • @boplure

    @boplure

    Жыл бұрын

    diggy gorgonzola is the og

  • @manboy4720

    @manboy4720

    Жыл бұрын

    dinklebert gorbachev.

  • @salem-01

    @salem-01

    Жыл бұрын

    Daniel Gonzaliestal

  • @Lazy_.Lavender

    @Lazy_.Lavender

    Жыл бұрын

    Derky Gigaloz

  • @shortposeidon
    @shortposeidon Жыл бұрын

    8:14 I wasn't looking and I legit thought MatPat was talking. Spot-on impression

  • @tiffanyo4182
    @tiffanyo4182 Жыл бұрын

    Danny: “when I have kids” October: 👶 so excited congrats guys!!!

  • @LordDomielOfElysium

    @LordDomielOfElysium

    5 ай бұрын

    Oh right I didn’t know it was common knowledge that he was preganat 6 months ago haha

  • @olivialanker6744
    @olivialanker6744 Жыл бұрын

    This is so small but danny saying 'my hair got different' instead of 'my hair changed' hit me in the giggles

  • @SwimmingInSunlight
    @SwimmingInSunlight Жыл бұрын

    Danny is such a goof about the fake merch thing, surely he can't have forgotten collabing with Eddy Burbank on a video about that topic!

  • @goldenmolelover

    @goldenmolelover

    Жыл бұрын

    right? how could he forget his iconic video with eddie berback!

  • @SwimmingInSunlight

    @SwimmingInSunlight

    Жыл бұрын

    @@goldenmolelover you ought not to be goofing on me for misspelling Eddi Borback, surely 😆

  • @goldenmolelover

    @goldenmolelover

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SwimmingInSunlight my apologies, its rude to mock someone for misspelling edde bobeck

  • @glitterytrash
    @glitterytrash Жыл бұрын

    I'd buy a trash can with a a Danny sticker on it please make it happen Edit: extra garbage dust too please

  • @justagalwhocomments

    @justagalwhocomments

    Жыл бұрын

    we all would

  • @MoistBitching
    @MoistBitching5 ай бұрын

    “When I have kids” then casually has a child

  • @Anna_me2662
    @Anna_me2662 Жыл бұрын

    Danny- “when I have kids” (Instagram post a few days later)

  • @Glockenspiel8
    @Glockenspiel8 Жыл бұрын

    Why did I actually start crying when Danny said bye to Greg the rat

  • @doodleBurgers

    @doodleBurgers

    Жыл бұрын

    Because you're emotionally immature?

  • @youyeedyourlasthaw

    @youyeedyourlasthaw

    Жыл бұрын

    @@doodleBurgers Jesus Christ

  • @Glockenspiel8

    @Glockenspiel8

    Жыл бұрын

    Calm down, someone’s pet died omg, Danny was super respectful about it and I thought that was really sweet

  • @rainwatering

    @rainwatering

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@doodleBurgers that's not what emotionally immature means. i would argue that your reply is a better example of being emotionally immature.

  • @legendarywatermelon946

    @legendarywatermelon946

    Жыл бұрын

    @@doodleBurgers ☹️👎

  • @Sunrisesoul1656
    @Sunrisesoul1656 Жыл бұрын

    Danny is a little subreddit boi Edit: OMG TYSM never have I ever had this many likes lol

  • @alimousatabets5751

    @alimousatabets5751

    Жыл бұрын

    He is being a little bit goofy, and being a bit wacky

  • @GeraldHonkenHitcher

    @GeraldHonkenHitcher

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alimousatabets5751 He is indeed in a little goofy and wacky mood

  • @madeegaindraws

    @madeegaindraws

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GeraldHonkenHitchercould be a little goofier…with La Croix

  • @alimousatabets5751

    @alimousatabets5751

    Жыл бұрын

    @@madeegaindraws this is a channel where we can get goofy and abit wacky

  • @marzizzo

    @marzizzo

    Жыл бұрын

    derogatory

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid11733 ай бұрын

    The joke about him not talking to his kids until they’re three certainly has aged lol

  • @hippyhop33

    @hippyhop33

    3 ай бұрын

    how come?

  • @lamibonxd

    @lamibonxd

    2 ай бұрын

    @@hippyhop33danny hasn’t talked to his kids in 3 years. jk he just has a kid now but i wouldn’t say this aged poorly..?

  • @hippyhop33

    @hippyhop33

    2 ай бұрын

    @@lamibonxd 😭😭 yh i think the wording confused me, i thought they were saying he now has nothing to do with his new kid 😭

  • @firstperulastperu
    @firstperulastperu Жыл бұрын

    not danny getting pissed off at that removing his body parts "this motherfucker still removing my facial feature" lmfao 11:17

  • @veregwen

    @veregwen

    3 ай бұрын

    Omg fellow army 💜 hi

  • @emilyaronson9974
    @emilyaronson9974 Жыл бұрын

    no sparkling water in this video directly led to danny choking at 8:22

  • @ricardocloo
    @ricardocloo Жыл бұрын

    I once replied to a fake celebrity scammer who told me kind of the same thing. They ask how you want to be paid (I sent them a PayPal link), but before they pay you, they send you a message that you need to buy them a gift card for x amount of money to gain their trust, it's really dumb

  • @K_sawftie

    @K_sawftie

    Жыл бұрын

    That seems legit.

  • @ricardocloo

    @ricardocloo

    Жыл бұрын

    @Kendra yeah it's a pretty common tactic for scammers, I don't think many people fall for it though, at least I hope so xD

  • @HighAsHeckPriestess

    @HighAsHeckPriestess

    Жыл бұрын

    They sent me money to use for gift cards. I blocked them and bought groceries. I got lucky with a very dumb scammer

  • @ricardocloo

    @ricardocloo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HighAsHeckPriestess damn, that's amazing xD

  • @labcabincaliforniasblacksunday
    @labcabincaliforniasblacksunday6 ай бұрын

    Oh no now Danny's newborn son can't talk to him until he's 3

  • @celo7carvalho
    @celo7carvalho Жыл бұрын

    Danny I’m a practitioner of a Afro-Brazilian religion where we evoke spirits and even incorporate them. And it never bothers me when classy, good and creative people make fun of “paranormal/religious” things. I loved that video

  • @forg_frog
    @forg_frog Жыл бұрын

    Danny is so whimsical and fun

  • @CemreA

    @CemreA

    Жыл бұрын

    did you mean goofy and wacky

  • @justagalwhocomments

    @justagalwhocomments

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CemreA they meant lacroix

  • @jjju3

    @jjju3

    Жыл бұрын

    no way

  • @izyle3

    @izyle3

    Жыл бұрын

    wish he was real

  • @enabaumland

    @enabaumland

    Жыл бұрын

    even a little silly??

  • @thejoeman0123
    @thejoeman0123 Жыл бұрын

    Danny freaking out over his merch getting stolen even with fake danny shop websites means he hasn't watched the video with Eddy going over this exact situation. He even brought Drew in because of the road work meme

  • @ericakat6322
    @ericakat6322 Жыл бұрын

    The way dannys mocking mattpat with seemingly so much vitriol is killing me for no reason

  • @lizzheckmann-tf9ts
    @lizzheckmann-tf9ts2 ай бұрын

    Now he can tell his son "not till your 3 bud"

  • @LHZOZ777
    @LHZOZ777 Жыл бұрын

    11:00 YEESSS Danny is still based‼️‼️

  • @urheehoo

    @urheehoo

    Жыл бұрын

    agreed

  • @clarabel_adoring

    @clarabel_adoring

    Жыл бұрын

    🏳️‍⚧️🎉

  • @kevalyarathore223

    @kevalyarathore223

    4 ай бұрын

    What is so based about it?

  • @pap-fr

    @pap-fr

    4 ай бұрын

    ​​@@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"

  • @Analsexonyoutubekids

    @Analsexonyoutubekids

    4 ай бұрын

    Nah

  • @addiebajaddie
    @addiebajaddie Жыл бұрын

    A sticker of Danny spanking himself has got to be the best reward for doing well on a test

  • @aeryn8134
    @aeryn81342 ай бұрын

    The “when i have a baby” comment 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
    @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-7 ай бұрын

    6:00 😂 Oh no, he has a child now doesn’t he 😭

  • @parkerhartzler
    @parkerhartzler Жыл бұрын

    from 11:50 - I'm literally the person in the photo! A.K.A Jimmy Numale. I can confirm Danny, this is indeed not you :)

  • @kasey-yeahwooooo4207
    @kasey-yeahwooooo42074 ай бұрын

    6:13 oh no… now that Danny is a father, this is so funny

  • @SymphonyOfTheMind.
    @SymphonyOfTheMind. Жыл бұрын

    Oh god, the more his hair whitens then more formal his language gets…

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 Жыл бұрын

    Confirmed, Matpat is obsessed with Danny

  • @TinyGhosty
    @TinyGhosty Жыл бұрын

    LOL I had to rewatch "Lest me looking like a FOOL" multiple times, the timing and face edit is hilarious.

  • @dennistmennace

    @dennistmennace

    Жыл бұрын

    So good😂😂

  • @andybanana1505
    @andybanana1505 Жыл бұрын

    5:18 I'm lowkey just freaking out about how humanlike Greg the rats hands are. RIP Greg

  • @emmathelovewitch

    @emmathelovewitch

    Жыл бұрын

    Ikr the nails too

  • @JiroAKA

    @JiroAKA

    Жыл бұрын

    Were*

  • @teasp00ns

    @teasp00ns

    Жыл бұрын

    I used to have rats, their grabby little hands are the funniest things. If I handed them a cheerio it looked like they were steering a car lol

  • @sarasthoughts

    @sarasthoughts

    Жыл бұрын

    He's just a lil guy :(

  • @sarasthoughts

    @sarasthoughts

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@teasp00ns this gen made my day

  • @celeste6943
    @celeste6943 Жыл бұрын

    11:16 just his passive aggressiveness 😂

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster11 ай бұрын

    the fake call segment is even more goofier because now he will have a child “not unless you’re *three* bud.”

  • @RedEyesSV
    @RedEyesSV Жыл бұрын

    That cut from Danny coughing to an ad was great

  • @jackieedgin4849
    @jackieedgin4849 Жыл бұрын

    it’s always a good day when danny posts

  • @lemoninacoconut6460
    @lemoninacoconut6460 Жыл бұрын

    “my kids someday..” HITS DIFFERENT NOW 😭😭

  • @highoninfinity
    @highoninfinity Жыл бұрын

    its a small thing but it means a lot that you called out sunnyv2's awful transphobia, as a trans person its really scary for us right now so its comforting to see someone i look up to being on our side

  • @crablessinbaltimore

    @crablessinbaltimore

    Жыл бұрын

    fr it's so nice to see :') someday things will get better for us

  • @xXAcidBathXx

    @xXAcidBathXx

    Жыл бұрын

    Let’s hope more people will keep supporting us……. we really need it

  • @dennistmennace

    @dennistmennace

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought more people would have mentioned this, but I’m glad he said something. Even though it’s not a main channel vid, I’m sure at some point that guy will end up seeing this & hopefully realize how gross he’s been.

  • @placeholderdoe

    @placeholderdoe

    Жыл бұрын

    To you and everyone replying it will get better, the world has had to improve to reach where we are now, which means that the world can climb the ladder to being less horrible because we’re already up a few steps. Good luck to y’all, may you all see the rainbow after the storm

  • @cwahlb1

    @cwahlb1

    Жыл бұрын

    🏳️‍⚧️♥️

  • @averytrexel
    @averytrexel Жыл бұрын

    recovering from surgery and Not Having A Good Time right now. this’ll be a great distraction, thanks dan :)

  • @g.j.9515

    @g.j.9515

    Жыл бұрын

    hope you feel better soon fellow greg

  • @averytrexel

    @averytrexel

    Жыл бұрын

    @@g.j.9515 thanks fellow greg 💞

  • @g.j.9515

    @g.j.9515

    Жыл бұрын

    @@averytrexel watch out if youre on antibiotics greg. having infections and bowel problems post surgery arent fun, take probiotics afterwards. quick recovery be upon ye

  • @averytrexel

    @averytrexel

    Жыл бұрын

    @@g.j.9515 i truly appreciate it, greg. no antibiotics, just metal in my ankle.

  • @ReecesCrushedToPieces
    @ReecesCrushedToPieces Жыл бұрын

    7:44 Matpat actually avidly watches your channel :DD

  • @HorseSqurriel

    @HorseSqurriel

    9 ай бұрын

    please tell me where he said that i’ve been looking for an hour please

  • @1.............................

    @1.............................

    4 ай бұрын

    😔

  • @malcolmswint4947
    @malcolmswint49475 ай бұрын

    6:09 Danny broke his oath

  • @the.only.real.batman
    @the.only.real.batman5 ай бұрын

    dont forget to tell your kid that he cant talk to you until hes 3

  • @Raincally
    @Raincally Жыл бұрын

    8:20 How he increased his range on his voice had me laughing

  • @justagalwhocomments

    @justagalwhocomments

    Жыл бұрын

    lollll

  • @emmathelovewitch

    @emmathelovewitch

    Жыл бұрын

    The way he started coughing 💀😭

  • @o18k7g8

    @o18k7g8

    Жыл бұрын

    That killed me 😂

  • @sophie-yp4tb
    @sophie-yp4tb Жыл бұрын

    Me collecting times Danny mentions his “future children” in his recent videos like infinity stones 6:12

  • @spideyxalmighty695
    @spideyxalmighty695 Жыл бұрын

    3:39 As someone from the caribbean, maybe i should start leaving stickers in random touristic places so americans find them and go "huh?"

  • @user-wn8me7fc8u

    @user-wn8me7fc8u

    Жыл бұрын

    Definitely

  • @mikaelabarnes4262
    @mikaelabarnes4262 Жыл бұрын

    6:13 "when i have kids", coming back to this after his announcement is making me emotional 😭

  • @milftractor
    @milftractor Жыл бұрын

    “when i have kids” oh well boy do i have a surprise for you

  • @electricelmaha4033

    @electricelmaha4033

    Жыл бұрын

    YESSSSS Though he probably knew she was pregnant at this point

  • @electricelmaha4033

    @electricelmaha4033

    Жыл бұрын

    I just noticed this was 12 days ago. He definitely knew lol

  • @3daniku

    @3daniku

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@electricelmaha4033 it might be prerecorded

  • @Editing_4LIFE
    @Editing_4LIFE Жыл бұрын

    11:00 i’m glad danny is supportive of chris ❤

  • @doodleBurgers

    @doodleBurgers

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm not

  • @user-ayiy824jbd

    @user-ayiy824jbd

    2 ай бұрын

    @@doodleBurgersthen bro probably doesnt want your type of disgusting behavior on his subscriber list

  • @Max-nm3me
    @Max-nm3me Жыл бұрын

    6:11 bro was foreshadowing

  • @backgroundcharacter32
    @backgroundcharacter32 Жыл бұрын

    6:10 “when i have kids” it was sooner than we thought

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean Жыл бұрын

    I also agree that now is a great time to bring "lest" back. Very underrated word, and it sounds cool. Heard it in a Nile song about 12 years ago and I've used it pretty regularly since then

  • @wiafrac
    @wiafrac Жыл бұрын

    8:50 Danny should make that his merch tbh

  • @littlewolfgirl8707

    @littlewolfgirl8707

    6 ай бұрын

    Lol you were right

  • @wiafrac

    @wiafrac

    6 ай бұрын

    @@littlewolfgirl8707 I SAW!!! definitely buying ✊

  • @erin0322
    @erin03223 ай бұрын

    6:09 danny you’d better not be speaking to your child any time soon

  • @Kit_Katttttttt13
    @Kit_Katttttttt132 ай бұрын

    Watching this after he’s had kids-

  • @chlojo1231
    @chlojo1231 Жыл бұрын

    Danny using Pop Culture's full government name 5:28

  • @phreviews-my1ij
    @phreviews-my1ij8 ай бұрын

    6:08 uh-oh

  • @rowenjohnston9468
    @rowenjohnston9468 Жыл бұрын

    “When I have kids someday” when the pregnancy announcement came out like a week later

  • @daveslamjam
    @daveslamjam3 ай бұрын

    6:09 i wonder if he kept his promise

  • @prnklinfierc
    @prnklinfierc Жыл бұрын

    As a certified lest user, I am bothered by Danny's misuse at 2:34

  • @Hannah-uf1qk

    @Hannah-uf1qk

    Жыл бұрын

    It was a joke

  • @prnklinfierc

    @prnklinfierc

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Hannah-uf1qk calling myself a "certified lest user" is also a joke. Im not actually bothered

  • @Hannah-uf1qk

    @Hannah-uf1qk

    Жыл бұрын

    @@prnklinfierc K

  • @Mushroom_soup0407
    @Mushroom_soup0407 Жыл бұрын

    5:57 Well I have an Android, and I'M gonna get it

  • @Mushroom_soup0407

    @Mushroom_soup0407

    Жыл бұрын

    It was severely underwhelming

  • @banana_365iguess

    @banana_365iguess

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Mushroom_soup0407 tell us more pleaseeeeee

  • @Mushroom_soup0407

    @Mushroom_soup0407

    10 ай бұрын

    @@banana_365iguess the FaceTime was just a clip of his video looping over and over again. And the funniest thing, is that the call function, isn't even his voice! It's just this random dude

  • @banana_365iguess

    @banana_365iguess

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@Mushroom_soup0407wait what?!

  • @Mushroom_soup0407

    @Mushroom_soup0407

    9 ай бұрын

    @@banana_365iguess Ikr???

  • @ethanroy5628
    @ethanroy5628 Жыл бұрын

    When Danny said “when” I have kids, this guy knew what he was doing😏

  • @jenncardona5998
    @jenncardona5998 Жыл бұрын

    Danny saying "when I have kids..." as if that's not just happening in a few months

  • @deadmeme9031
    @deadmeme90312 ай бұрын

    OW the theory channel mention hurts

  • @finnisdeadd
    @finnisdeadd Жыл бұрын

    9:58 I bought the same sticker from a local antique store as well

  • @placeholderdoe

    @placeholderdoe

    Жыл бұрын

    How?

  • @Greggalo

    @Greggalo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@placeholderdoe with money probably

  • @ur_localdumblonde

    @ur_localdumblonde

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Greggalodude stop u made me spit out my cucumber

  • @thecrepeofdeath
    @thecrepeofdeath3 ай бұрын

    ah, yep, Amazon really sucks for fake merch. they had like 27 fake Slime King shirts last time I looked

  • @jarnold
    @jarnold Жыл бұрын

    7:59 this made my day, no, my year. thank you

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