The 5 cameras was so Jeff could spy on all his customers.

@Schnort

Жыл бұрын

I'm too paranoid for that many cameras. I have tinted tape over my front facing camera on my phone. I don't want 5 cameras facing me every time I use my phone. Edit: Paranoid: "unreasonably or obsessively anxious, suspicious, or mistrustful" I'm aware that this is an unreasonable fear; I literally stated that in the third word.

@TheFool2cool

Жыл бұрын

@@Schnort touch grass

@SteveDe935

Жыл бұрын

@@TheFool2cool no U

@ccalvinn

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheFool2cool Lmao why is security paranoia just so invalid?

@darling_yext

Жыл бұрын

​@@Schnort Buy a ZTE Axon 40 Ultra, it has an under display camera, which is so awful that no-one can spy on you. Rest of the phone is bloody awesome tho.

I just want to put into perspective how good those earbuds are: he didn’t even THINK about blowing them up.

@zacharcher1876

Жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly haha.

@grazie375

Жыл бұрын

he didint think he blew them up

@grazie375

Жыл бұрын

lol

@barrothontherocks3325

Жыл бұрын

i really liked those earbuds, no idea why they just straight up stopped making them

@TheyCallMeNoobieButItsNewBa

Жыл бұрын

thats shocking especially for him

Used to work for Amazon's Device Tech Support (I started working after the Fire Phone was discontinued) and, I remember the training we had for that phone is just a slideshow, like one slideshow to provide troubleshooting steps. And I worked there for years and I remember the one time I had a call about the Fire Phone is for an old lady and her phone isn't working, I actually provided her a 15% discount since the device is no longer in warranty (and no longer in production). And she was really worried that she can't use Firefly anymore, and I told her that Firefly (The camera thingy that scans an item and redirects you to the Amazon website) is still available on the Fire Tablet and what she said is "What? I've been using this crap for years because that camera thing is really helpful and you could've told me earlier that it's available on a tablet?" and she was upset, like crazy upset and had this like 15 mins rant about how this phone is a hot garbage and she could've bought a new iPhone instead of sticking to the device.

@jameswest6161

7 ай бұрын

that poor lady,

@thepwrtank18

5 ай бұрын

youngest actual Fire Phone user

@bandito241

2 ай бұрын

@@jameswest6161the Fire phone was that crap. I don’t even blame her 😂

@bigbowlowrong4694

Ай бұрын

To be fair it was a massive personal fail on your part for not tracking her down beforehand and educating her on the use of Firefly on other devices. How could you possibly justify being so negligent in your duties?

I love the fact that he didn't push in the charging cable all the way and thought the phone was already dead

@darrenthetuber743

10 ай бұрын

Or that he didn't roll with the goof, which was odd and out of character

@tehjamerz

9 ай бұрын

@jayw3688 at no point did what you're describing occur

@Bro-cx2jc

7 ай бұрын

​@@tehjamerzYeah like what video did this guy even watch 🤣 we can all plainly see the cable was properly inserted all the way from the very beginning

@xX_Knives_Xx

5 ай бұрын

@@Bro-cx2jc gaslight 100

@Bro-cx2jc

5 ай бұрын

@@xX_Knives_Xx Nobody click a lighter dammit I'm warning you

The fact that they made a phone with a gimmick that makes you want to move and rotate your phone, and then made it so that rotating your phone switches the screen is such a hilarious oversight

@aserta

Жыл бұрын

I could do the same with my Nokia N8 using the built in gyrometer and a symbian OS written app i downloaded for free from the web. It didn't give me backgrounds, but i could use the phone to tilt images that the camera would take in burst mode, if i moved it side to side at a certain speed. The app would process the images and create a 3D feel for it. The same person wrote an even better app for the 808 which took advantage of the way the sensor was built and you didn't even need to do that anymore, just burst images and it would allow you to make a 3D image directly. IMO, considering how bad for complex stuff, Symbian was, the cameras on this Android based phone are there purely for data gathering. Note how they track his face...

@HooLeePhucingSheet

Жыл бұрын

@@cool_bug_facts definitely only needed one camera. (3DS) This is a china phone in disguise.

@alext3811

Жыл бұрын

Wonder if different devs worked on those features without realizing the other features existed. If I were to put a tinfoil hat on, I would say Amazon underpays their devs (as they do warehouse workers), so they just aren't paid enough to care.

@casedistorted

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that..

@tbuk8350

Жыл бұрын

@@HooLeePhucingSheet I don't really believe conspiracy theories like that, so I'm gonna say they weren't trying to spy on people (i mean, look at Oculus headsets, if they're spying on people with the camera arrays, that will be a HUGE lawsuit), but this definitely only needed one camera. In robotics, we use single camera systems all the time for basic 6DOF tracking of objects (location and rotation in 3D). If you know the size of the object, and measured it relative to the camera view (typically just a rectangle bounding box around it, no need for more than that), then you can do some math to calculate distance based on the relative size to the calibration size (this is what the calibration card for the original Xbox Kinect was for, it was an object with a known size). As for the other axis, location is easy, it's just the position of it in the camera frame once you've figured out depth. Rotation is a little harder because you have to do some fancy math, but often you will use feature tracking for that. In feature tracking, a fast computer basically automatically finds tons of key points in an image, and then looks at the next frame, finds as many of those features as possible again, and does some math based on how they all moved relative to each other to calculate how the object moved in 3D. This is technically all you need for a basic 3D representation, but you still have to align it with reality. A similar thing is done for motion capture. You'll see in professional motion capture setups, they have a bunch of grey ball things on the actors. Those are retroreflective trackers, so they reflect light directly back at the source (which will be next to a camera), making them shine very brightly, and giving an easy feature for a computer to track. Motion capture systems do this automatically, but you can do face tracking like this manually in something like Blender by drawing a bunch of black dots on your face, recording something, importing it, telling Blender where the dots are, letting it track them, and then parent those trackers to the corresponding face bones on a 3D rig. You could also do this with full-body tracking, but you would need to manually handle trackers leaving the frame (if using a single camera), and you would need a skin-tight suit (light clothes can move around on your body, and therefore move the clothes with them. tl;dr 3D tracking is both easy and hard depending on what you're doing, and i went on a tangent about that the fire phone could've done the "easy" single-camera method, and been perfectly fine.

I worked at Amazon doing customer service during the initial rollout of this crap phone. They used to run this internal program where people would "SOS" into live customer support; as an Amazon SOS CSR (customer service rep) , you'd basically display on peoples kindle tablets and fire phones like a little OS livestream/ lets play or something to try and help the customer learn the features of the product, and help them troubleshoot or find things. Being in this department, they had sample models for the CSRs to play with and basically teach themselves how to use the products they were supposed to be supporting; they had these phones out for people to play with along with the tablets and I shit you not, they were broken and glitched straight out the box, so we largely avoided them. Then people would SOS in and try to get help using this crap phone, only for the phone to instantly crash when they used the system; you could get maybe five seconds of audio out before the customer's phone would crash so hard it would reboot, leaving us SOS agents trying to cram three sentences in about how they should just call in to try and get support cause this is a known problem and we have no ways of helping. When you saw someone was SOSing in from a fire phone, you knew there was nothing you could do XD

@STICKOMEDIA

Жыл бұрын

That's a bruh moment right there

@HKlink

Жыл бұрын

I actually saw the whole keynote speech about this phone when it was just announced, and they made it sound like the cool new thing everyone should have. I was super into it and wanted one so badly. Until suddenly I learned that it wasn't regular android and wouldn't do regular apps... yeah I'm not surprised it flopped. I was 100% into it and a single tiny fact dropped my interest all the way to zero. Amazon tried to make everything happen with their own store and that killed the whole phone for me. Kinda glad about it now that I can see what a nugget it was even apart from the OS problem...

@danimayb

Жыл бұрын

@@HKlink Every smartphone that hasn't had access to google apps has failed. Apple and Google own the market literally, If you don't get into their club (and that leaves just one door because you ain't ever getting into Apple's lol), Then it's over for your device.

@hieuniverse

Жыл бұрын

Amazon Mayday?

@cagneybillingsley2165

Жыл бұрын

this guy's an absolute maroon. of course, earphones ae going to look the same. they've looked the same before apple ever made them.

I bought one of these when they heavily reduced the price(I think it was 99$). I loved it, it was the first "new" phone I had in a long time.

I remember getting one of these phone just for signing up for prime. Had to send it back after I cancelled prime in the trial period. But it was actually nice that I could find every movie by just filming it for a few seconds. Always wondered what happened to these.

A big turn off with Fire devices for me was the fact that it run on an Android based OS, yet blocked access to Google Play store - and Amazon app store was basically not well known and didn't have much on it

@chaos.corner

Жыл бұрын

It didn't really block access, Amazon just doesn't license it. There are ways to get it on there though.

@cantliff9

Жыл бұрын

@@chaos.corner I should imagine you can do it via APK

@donotatme

Жыл бұрын

@@cantliff9 the Google play services missing could throw a wrench into that though

@cool-guye

Жыл бұрын

@@donotatme if you can get play store with an apk i could imagine it wouldnt be too difficult to get Google Play Services on there too.

@declinedyt5565

Жыл бұрын

@@donotatme aurora store

Man that period of smartphones was so exciting.

@davidbowman2001

Жыл бұрын

Fr, growing up during that time and being into this stuff was very neat with how fast everything was going and changing. I’d go back and forth between an iPhone and an Android flagship every upgrade to see what was going on. Funny thinking about constantly flashing ROMs and stuff now.

@magusperde365

Жыл бұрын

Meh,its all needs that were created we never needed and create a shitload of ewaste

@erik_erikson

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe it's nearly ten years ago, wtf

@courcelle12

Жыл бұрын

@@davidbowman2001 Oh man! I remember being up all-night on XDA flashing custom roms and making Tasker tasks.

@Congra

Жыл бұрын

A part of me misses the days of the cellphones with the full slide-out keyboards. I had the Android Ally and I loved that thing. It having a full keyboard with directional keys too made it a really nice phone for playing some app games. It was an incredibly thick phone as a tradeoff though, of course.

my first phone was my mom's hand-me-down amazon fire phone and it sucked so bad. i couldn't even download the instagram app. or the youtube app. i couldn't download so many apps. i was trapped within the shackles of the fire OS. i destroyed it a couple years ago just for fun. this video is kind of nostalgic for me, though. seeing how the phone looked and worked is pretty nice to see again

@B0tname

7 ай бұрын

I don't think it was a hand-me-down its just so terrible you want others to experience. It

@beezy7285

7 ай бұрын

@@B0tname what?

@B0tname

7 ай бұрын

@@beezy7285 I have no clue I was really tired

@spazelf

6 ай бұрын

@@beezy7285I think they ment that your mom didn't intend it to be a hand-me-down, but rather a horrible experience for you to experience for fun. TLDR Your mom hated you, (joke) and wanted you to suffer for fun.

Mine served me well as a late middle and early high-school phone. I loved the lock screens, especially the animated ones, and it came with a killer puzzle game where you had to connect flags on a 3d cube using colored squares. The phone held up well, considering I never out a case on it, and it's still mint looking somewhere. I'd rate it 10/10 on being dropped in a bowl of cereal, and still working without getting dried off. It's a shame the battery on mine just stopped working suddenly, I'd probably have to put a new one in just to get any photos off it, but I liked it

I worked at AT&T when this phone was launched and they tried to hype it so much they gave 3 phones for my employees to try it and learn it and they hated it. We could see the flop before the launch from the promo material. The promo shirts were super comfortable tho I still wear them to this day to go workout in.

@ctts9946

Жыл бұрын

Haha

@LilLeanCuisine

Жыл бұрын

Can I sniff your shirt after a workout

@leviettri3576

Жыл бұрын

When the marketing tool surpasses the actual product lol

@vendetta1915

Жыл бұрын

Lol yeah this thing was doomed from the very start

@genralty

9 ай бұрын

@@vendetta1915and it didnt regret a second of it

I was one of those few who owned a fire phone, albeit in 2016, but I actually loved it. I filled it with emulators and it ran them all flawlessly, especially dreamcast. Pair that with a Dualshock 3 controller and a clip-on phone mount, and it was one of the best portable emulator setups available.

@octavianschaefer7294

Жыл бұрын

Picturing an alternate timeline now where Amazon recognized these strengths and rebranded it as a gaming phone instead

@elbeetlebeasto

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I knew someone who had one and I helped him load CyanogenMod on it. It ran surprisingly well!

@__JiG__SaW__

Жыл бұрын

That's sincerely great and all but it doesn't have to do anything with it being a Fire phone. You can do that on any regular Android, or even a jailbroken iPhone, and still have access to mainstream app stores.

@elbeetlebeasto

Жыл бұрын

@@__JiG__SaW__ perhaps the point he was trying to make is that he was able to get good use out of an otherwise cheap, but dogshit phone. If you can't see the correlation then that's on you

@__JiG__SaW__

Жыл бұрын

@@elbeetlebeasto No I can totally see the reason behind it, it's just not an accolade to the Fire itself.

The Amazon logo on the back looks so bad.

@cockatoo010

Ай бұрын

They could've just put the smile/arrow part and that would've looked way better

“They were giving out Amazon prime for a year. That lasts longer than the phone” XDDD

I saw these all the time at the store in high school for somewhere around $50, Amazon must have had absolutely zero faith in it by that point

@velk0mmen

Жыл бұрын

ok

@ItsHonski

Жыл бұрын

For $50 its still a scam

@Alias_Anybody

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsHonski Not if you were able to root it and flash new firmware. 50 bucks for Cyanogenmod 11 (basically Vanilla KitKat) on a Snapdragon 800 in 2014 would have been really sweet - I mean I paid 180 for a new Moto G2 with a Snapdragon 400.

@acoffeewithsatan

Жыл бұрын

@@Alias_Anybodysub. For the time, even at the $160 discounts the year after, you were getting pretty good, premium specs for the time for a steep discount. A root flash would’ve made it worth it, though that would probably break the funky camera feature - which to be fair, that gimmick would wear out pretty quick, plus I’m quite positive it doesn’t exactly have a fantastic impact on the battery life.

@HooLeePhucingSheet

Жыл бұрын

@@Alias_Anybody yeah and then watches you while Amazon sells your data to China while you enjoy flappy bird (insert ROM here because you couldn't understand the joke I was making with normal users of phones) lol

I love how there were conspiracy theories about Apple stealing your face data when they added an IR camera for the very legitimate reason of replacing the fingerprint scanner. Meanwhile, Amazon put 5 face tracking cameras on their phone for seemingly no reason.

@HooLeePhucingSheet

Жыл бұрын

Aren't they replacing all buttons for cameras?

@Scorialimit

Жыл бұрын

We've known about data tracking for a long time. Just cause one company is doing it doesn't mean literally every other one isn't. You really think Tiktok blew out cause they gave their platform out of the goodness of their heart?

@zakofrx

Жыл бұрын

@@Scorialimit why it's banned for soldiers now due to it using the gps in the background of the phone and sending the data to China.. It allowed all sorts of secret bases to be found due to people patrolling with their phones around the bases and TikTok already knowing they are military.. They used AI to detect patterns used by patrols.. Also it came out they turned the microphones on in the background and sent the recorded data to Chinese servers..

@plantain.1739

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, they're only selling what your face looks like, not your finger prints. Personally, I'm very relieved.

@TheLongDon

Жыл бұрын

The fingerprint is better.

2:02 5 different cameras to steal your identity!!!!

@SP-sy5nq

3 ай бұрын

My face when Jeff Bezos spies on me:🗿

I had to demo one of these when I worked for at&t. The best part about that phone was the display. I gutted it when we tore it down and got a really great board and SD card that was designed to play songs the phone could identify. I also got some free LEDs out of it.

it's amazing how dankpods has expanded his videos, now up to other stuff, not only audio and Ipods.

@autonot7534

Жыл бұрын

fr, I love his video of the apple newton messagepad from a few months ago

@aurora3769

Жыл бұрын

Nobody cares. Low effort comment bro

@joeblankenship377

Жыл бұрын

From nuggets to nuggets…

@Emira_75

Жыл бұрын

I miss iPod videos tho :(

@cammanthefox4670

Жыл бұрын

​@@Emira_75 They're getting harder to find in Cashies and the like

Reminds me of when 3D screens were all the rage. There were 3D phones, TVs, even the Nintendo DS went 3D. The fad died out super fast and I honestly keep forgetting that the TV and Blu-ray player we have at home can play a movie in 3D

@fatcerberus

Жыл бұрын

The great thing about the 3DS was, it was an amazing console in its own right and a real, tangible improvement over the OG DS. Its 10+ year lifespan speaks for itself. Plus it has what I still consider to be one of Nintendo's best handheld libraries. They could have just cashed in on the 3D fad and been done with it, but they went above and beyond and I'll always love it for that.

@ShaCaro

Жыл бұрын

​@@fatcerberus Nintendo has a habit of blindly dedicating itself to gimmicks that were already outdated when they released them.

@fatcerberus

Жыл бұрын

@@ShaCaro Sure, but that was my point - the 3DS wasn’t that. The 3D gimmick was heavily marketed (initially) but take it away and you still have one of their best systems. Unlike the Wii or Wii U, it didn’t live or die on its gimmick and that’s what’s so great about it.

@jordanrobinson6583

Жыл бұрын

3D screens failed because 3D is trash and there is almost zero compatible 3D content.

@animeloveer97

Жыл бұрын

@@fatcerberus plus you can play all games excluding gba port accessories

I actually did have a fire phone for a year or two in 2016 because I guess it was the cheapest option in our plan. I still have it actually, the problem is that it's bricked because I think I tried to jailbreak it to be less restrictive. But yeah, it did have a decent amount of space on it for the time and the whole 3D graphics thing was a nice little gimmick.

My first "new" iPhone was a 6, I still have to this day, not bent, even after multiple battery swaps. The only thing is the screen has a few darker areas. Amazing how things can last if you look after them...

You could literally call it a dumpster fire 😂

@officialclaymationway

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@alot_of_ducks

Жыл бұрын

And that what we call a pun 😂

@ThePapaja1996

Жыл бұрын

The fyre fest of phones

@aserta

Жыл бұрын

Much like all Amazon endeavors under direct Bozos action. Willing to bet that the guy had no hand in Amazon, and that the place was run by people who buffered his stupid, much like they did for Melon muZk. Rich people aren't smart, they're just incredibly lucky to have been born in wealth. All those stories about "gifted" tech wizards and whatever, starting in garages and other bs, are just a load of crap.

I imagine those 5 cameras eat up the battery pretty quickly.

@renakunisaki

Жыл бұрын

Probably lags the heck out of it, spending so much processing power on those.

@Snxgur

5 ай бұрын

wrong.

@xX_Knives_Xx

5 ай бұрын

@@Snxgur provide sources plz

@ForcedMemes

3 ай бұрын

I owned one, and they were actually not that bad on the battery and processing power.

Seeing the Fire wake up is like a Dreadnaught awakening from it's slumber.

its fun seeing the phone my dad worked on being trashed around like that, also the team that worked on the device knew its state and knew that it was going to be a tough sell, but even they didn't expect it to sell that poorly. They even knew that the SOC couldn't handle 4 cameras at once without stuttering. But Jeff wanted it ✊

@X3RNEA5

Жыл бұрын

whoa that's cool! Can you give us more trivia on the phone from your dad's development team?

@Lambda_Ovine

Жыл бұрын

And you know that to this day Jeff probably blames the engineering team for his shitty idea of making a phone based around a stupid gimmick

I had one of these stinky bois when it came out. For some reason, the screen felt incredibly dry. I felt I was going to scratch the screen by just swiping. Also, it was stinking slow after a month.

@420anonymous

Жыл бұрын

Needed an SD card to hold more Amazon product recommendations by the first month, probably.

I was always intrigued by the fire phone and wondered why it was never as popular

I am so happy that this british man told me about a failed amazon phone. Thank you british man!

@lesharkoiste

3 ай бұрын

he's Aussie

I had no idea Amazon made a phone. Great marketing guys.

@afwaller

Жыл бұрын

They advertised it on every box you ordered from amazon, with orange tape. You saw the ads. It failed because it sucks not because of lack of marketing

@TestyCool

10 ай бұрын

@@afwaller Im going to say it was both. Hell man I worked at Amazon at the time and I didn't even know. Who actually sits down and reads the box. Before opening it and throwing it away. The produce was trash though and word of mouth would have got more then 35k sold if it was good.

@jacobnunya808

10 ай бұрын

If Amazon dumped their Fire OS crap and just tried to make a great phone they probably could.

I bought it. It's so unreal. Looks like a developer kit. BTW, I ordered on Amazon (desktop web version) a book and it was downloaded automatically on the phone. I've got a small e-reader, to be honest 😅

I remember being at an att store with my mom when the fire phone just came out and I remember the worker literally just saying it's bad and not worth buying which was funny considering that store usually had workers push products more than car dealers

I used one of these phones for a good while. Pretty good when it was unlocked, sold for cheap, and with an AOSP ROM installed. Somehow I managed to buy 3 - each for less than a year’s worth of Prime. Then activated all 3 for 3 years of Prime and sold 2 of the phones for more than I paid for them.

@marshall1093

Жыл бұрын

Stonks.

3:46 aussie man discovers fire for the first time

Well it was a step in the right direction. I believe a newer released version with the "staples" included and shake off all of those front facing cameras and Amazon might be up to something!

I purchase a bunch of these back in the day. The fire phone went on clearance and for whatever reason they didn't open them up and remove the amazon year service cards. So I was buying the phones for like 40 bucks a pop. Cracking them open. Taking out the 1 year memberships, selling the phones for 35 and getting years of service for 5 bucks a pop. I only just recently stopped having prime curtesy of Fire Phones.

I remember when this came out, it looked like it had so much promise (especially with that cool 3D screen stuff)

@zihechen3111

Жыл бұрын

Just 3ds fancy sht from 20 years ago

@chaos.corner

Жыл бұрын

@@zihechen3111 It wasn't real 3D like the 3DS. It just did parallax based on where it thought your head was. It looked nice though.

@opposite342

Жыл бұрын

And then we got the accelerometer and gyro that basically does a similar thing a few years later

@CricetoFunni

Жыл бұрын

It was basically just the cool stuff the 3DS could do but worse and also 3 years later so no one cared.

@kaelwd

Жыл бұрын

@@opposite342 The original iPhone already had an accelerometer, and then the iPhone 4 added a gyro in 2010.

Fun fact: When the phone plays an advertisement it will know (through the 5 front cameras) if you are intrigued/watching the ad or not. Hooray Amazon spying on people again.

@NickDalzell

Жыл бұрын

But then everyone cites lack of google apps on it. Even in this video, as if Google spying is any better or more ethical. I don't even use Google apps or a Google account on my phone. I use alternatives. I saw how deep and virus-like Google Play Services goes, how much of a hit it takes on battery and performance, and just said nope. Not to mention that news story of the father who got labeled a pedo beause he sent photos to his doctor of his son's genitals during the pandemic and Google told the police and cancelled his account. The guy did nothing wrong. then the bike rider who got arrested because he just rode past a home that recently got robbed and Google used his location history against him. At least if you criticize Amazon, or Microsoft, include Google as well.

@blakksheep736

11 ай бұрын

Yeeesh.

“Wouldn’t be too mad if I wore those” is actually pretty high praise from this dude

The silk browser was Amazon's browser that was baked in all of their smart devices (kindle fire HD, etc)

Really appreciate the authenticness of Dankpod's videos. It's not him being overhyped about everything and just slapping loud memes and noises in the video all over the place, it's just him being a goof, and we get to learn a bit about certain tech and audio stuff, and what's junk vs. what's decent. Fun education done right. 👌

@andrewduong2740

Жыл бұрын

He's like that one teacher in high school that hyped everybody up

@blakksheep736

Жыл бұрын

Frank says nothing.

@GadgetCM

Жыл бұрын

​@@andrewduong2740 He used to be a school music teacher. I wonder how that was having him as a teacher.

Rare footage of Frank doing what was asked of her to do for once

I worked on the SMS app for Fire Phone. Watching this was a trip down memory lane.

LOL I love how excited he got when it showed the charge

2:17 "before i FIRE it up" i SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Nothing better than watching Bluey’s dad review a 2014 Amazon phone.

@flickkickofficial

Жыл бұрын

I know right

@candylide

Жыл бұрын

Wait WHAT?

@kodakasaur9518

Жыл бұрын

Well now I can’t unhear it

@vapour_wav

Жыл бұрын

plot twist: he is bluey's dad voice actor

It is kinda interesting how well the 3d effect works throught the camera

1:30 I remember having one of those power bricks as my personal wall adapter for years. It randomly decided to not work, but it was a good adapter at the time (very antiquated for today's standards, sadly).

I was part of Amazon Customer Support while this thing launched in Germany, and maaaan it was a disaster right away

@tylern6420

Жыл бұрын

How was it like

I had one of these bad boys for about three years (ages 13-15.) Served me well, though a few weeks into my ownership I sat on it funny and shattered the Gorilla Glass™️ back. It was pretty cool despite the shards. If I wanted to keep my hands warm in the winter, I'd just run a weird Blender-lite app and it'd heat up real nice. Near the end of its life I had to turn off the fancy 3D screen movement to preserve battery. The wallpapers make me really nostalgic tho omg :) The proprietary app store really was absolute garbage. There were a lotttt of apps it didn't have, and until the last few months of using it, I never knew about being able to get the Google play store on it. Though the built in browser was really good and I kinda miss it. For a little weirdo who liked to read a lot, it was a pretty alright first phone. 6/10

@Sporklift

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I got one super cheap and it was fine. I turned off the 3D immediately to save battery.

@TheLisclark

11 ай бұрын

​@@Sporklift my little htc had died and as a broke 20 something I considered the free year of prime on top of the sale price the true part of the bargain. 😂 It hardly worked at my house and got replaced by a hand me down

@theowainwright7406

7 ай бұрын

I had one at the exact same time in my life but I jailbroke it or something to make android apps work

This is my friend's second Kindle. kzread.infoUgkxOnUR4NaproSbBbD2sdI4XcDZ58Jz8GOx The first one which is about 5 or 6 years old quit charging because the bottom connector went bad. When I saw they upgraded to a USB C connector I knew it was time. I think the old USB Micro connectors are a PIA. Her new one is great. It synced right out of the box and connected to WiFi immediately. The thing is perfect! Sooo mine will arrive tomorrow. (Been reading off an old Fire) What bugs me are the reviewers that give this product one star because it didn't work out of the box or they were too dumb to figure it out. If it doesn't work send it back and get another one. It couldn't be easier with Amazon. Giving it one star because it didn't work says nothing about a good one that does work. I bet a bad one is one in a thousand or more. Give it a break...just get another one.

I actually loved this phone! The Firefly was excellent. The built in Audible and Kindle was great as well. The side flick to open menus was so awesome. I was bummed when they dropped support. I would still be using it.

@painandsuffering6637

11 ай бұрын

Npc

@mewity

7 ай бұрын

no way 💀 bro is an actual npc

Whenever Wade screams, “Ewwww,” it gets me every time. 💀

My immediate thought on what they were planning with those front cameras is, lordy loo that would tear through the battery in no time.

@KaitouKaiju

Жыл бұрын

Thing is the New 3DS accomplishes the same thing with just one sensor

I had no idea Amazon released a phone... those magnet together earbuds with the flat cables (they reduce tangling greatly) actually seem decent.

Wow, those Patreon credits were so fast I couldn't even read a couple names by blinking real fast as it scrolled by¡ That's amazing!

Honestly that dynamic screen is really cool!

I had a Fire tablet. It was one of the first media players I ever owned, and I loved that thing. Played KZread great and was great for reading books, but it had ads on the lockscreen that you couldn't turn off. Unfortunately, it fell into the bath and died a watery death. RIP.

@grassthegoat

Жыл бұрын

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@ewenconquet6842

Жыл бұрын

I had one too! It fell in the shower a couple of times and got a tad too banged up to work properly (the power and volume buttons just didn't work most of the time) but it was great to read e-books tbh

@boom-jr8vi

Жыл бұрын

Was 10, had till 13. It died a banana-y death. Miss it still.

@heyitsjeremby

Жыл бұрын

@@boom-jr8vi Now I'm curious as to how it died by banana

@William_Nowin

Жыл бұрын

I dropped my fire tablet like at least 3 separate times in the toilet , still kicking😭

I love how whenever you open a dankpods video you know it’s going to be entertaining and good quality

@tractorguy97

Жыл бұрын

Unlike what the video is about 😂

I had one and I loved it. sideload play store good to go

Actually switched to bing as my main search engine a few weeks ago 😂 the bing ai is a game changer for research

Man, that HTC One M8 at :45 is a throwback, honestly probably one of my favorite phones I've ever had, it's a close call between it and the Note 9. HTC really built a solid phone back then, I ran mine with the dot view case for a long time (which was a really neat idea for a case) then eventually just went caseless, the way the metal back wore in looked so good. I'm gonna have to dig it out of a box somewhere and see if it still works.

@zakofrx

Жыл бұрын

Shame HTC has fallen so far.. They made good phones that were not just copycats.. Also not Chinese..

@animeloveer97

Жыл бұрын

Htc used to be my favorite except the shitty battery life

@XIIchiron78

Жыл бұрын

I miss HTC.

@enjikap1217

Жыл бұрын

the one m8 was peak honestly. still have mine in a box somewhere and it was such a good value at the time. loved those dual speakers

@A1stardan

Жыл бұрын

@@animeloveer97 shitty battery life is why I stayed far away after my one m7 stopped working.

I love how this channel went from an iPod repair channel to archiving manky old tech. I myself love manky old tech and this channel quickly became my favorite comfort channel. Never change Wade. We love you.

I actually loved it, got it new with1 year of prime, modded it, had last year high end specs, wasn't a Bad deal.

i love how they made a phone with a 3D screen and ALSO made shortcuts that directly get in the way of you viewing the 3D effects whenever you try.

God I remember this. I used to work in sales for our favourite telecom company on Pirie Street (you know who it is Dank). It was a bit before my time. But I heard stories about how there was tech bro hype only for it to crash and burn HARD.

They sold those Fire earbuds separately, as well. I actually bought a few pairs because I thought they had decent sound and were reasonably comfortable. I thought they were much better than other cheap earbuds I tried. Thanks for confirming that my hearing discernment isn't too bad.

I don’t think I’ve met anyone who bought one. Ever.

There's enough shade in this video to survive a hot day in Australia

You can actually see its package in many older videos when the scene cuts to the editing setup

Wade, you need a lab power supply for things like Over time battery falls in deep discharge state and with lab psu you can resurrect them. Or just solder wires directly to motherboard

@dmitriiershov2203

Жыл бұрын

Such devices as a smartphone usually have a charging ic that capable of waking battery from deep sleep. Have no idea what was wrong with the phone on video :)

I had these. The phone was whatever, but the earbuds are surprisingly darn good. Still have and use them after all these years. I recommend getting those silicon covers they made for the Apple buds.

@andrewduong2740

Жыл бұрын

It's surprising that they're magnetic. That's an idea that should have caught on.

@tydshiin5783

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewduong2740 every single earbuds that I tried with that magnetic back feature always turns out to be a real shit show of an earbud

@ciarangale4738

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewduong2740 its cool, but whats the point?

@mkang85

Жыл бұрын

@@ciarangale4738 It just helps to hold them together a little better and helps against tangling, but if it's in your pocket all day with bunch of other stuff, it'll still tangle.

@Ike32

Жыл бұрын

Same. Still got em! And the phone

Currently eating flat pasta when you mentioned the earphones cable, this is like 4D immersion

Amazon FF is the best & greatest phone ever made! this is so phenomenal ! I think I'll subscribe! next year!

7:28 watching this on my phone makes those wallpapers look almost 3D. Bit trippy!

I really believe that in 4 or 5 years this guy has the potential to as big as MKBHD or LTT I love his stuff and a very different style of video format

@acidead7904

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

@Henry7Madsen

Жыл бұрын

@@Those_Weirdos I know but I mean in size and production value with dozens of employees and several different shows

@Atomik0468

Жыл бұрын

@@Henry7Madsen honestly I kinda hope he doesnt go that path like LTT, it feels a lot more special with just wade you know? obviously maybe some editors with a similar humor to his but surely not much more than that.

@Henry7Madsen

Жыл бұрын

@@Atomik0468 true

@DrifterThrifters

Жыл бұрын

​@@Henry7Madsen why would you want that...success ruins so many channels

3:52 he literally sounded like Rick from Rick and Morty

I got one for like 60 bucks on Amazons final markdown. It was kinda fun and very stable. Remember the headphones sounded better than apples. But, yeah the app store situation wasn't enjoyable in the slightest.

Frank is literally my favorite part of your videos. Love her so much >u< makes me happy to have my own derp noodle to watch as she yawns after feeding her

@MaximusGaming227

Жыл бұрын

tf does >u< mean is it like uwu? I hope not.

@rubymalia9345

Жыл бұрын

@@MaximusGaming227 it's meant to be a facial expression, and there's no issue with them using it. Getting things across in text is difficult sometimes, so I appreciate when they're used

@DrifterThrifters

Жыл бұрын

Always end it before he shows the thing...no thanks

@aurora3769

Жыл бұрын

Ew a weeb

@foobrazy

Жыл бұрын

@@rubymalia9345 bro youre 8

Amazon paper towels are actually way too expensive. I guess mostly because of the large shipping footprint.

@rich-tp2dx

Жыл бұрын

BJs/Costco/Sams Club are best for large things like soap, tissues, paper towels, toilet paper...Basically anything that is lightweight with a big box amazon is usually worse. Great for stuff like garbage bags and clothespins etc tho

Hey! You should consider picking up an inline USB volt/amp display. You can find them pretty cheap online. It will tell you if a device is charging and at what rate, great for troubleshooting.

Fire tabs have done pretty well after that, old people love them

All of Wades recurring versions of "Whole New world" about nuggs makes me smile profoundly each time

Like I've always said, the more money someone has the more likely they are to become detached from common sense and make stupid decisions. Love your work already btw, definitely subscribing :)

5:04 had me laughing like crazy 😂

This video just made me miss my HTC One. It was one of my favorite phones of all time.

I am so glad you made this video, for literally the past few weeks I was thinking about this phone and how much of a failure it was and also how no one talks about it any more. You are a wonderful humanbeing and I hope you have a wonderful night sleep :)

yknow, if this released a few years later, it would have been perfect for Vtubers, facial tracking is super important, and having so many cameras to track movement well would have been insanely useful. after all, a solid amount of vtubers use iPhones for their tracking since the facial recognition and tracking on their selfie cams tends to work better than just a traditional webcam. so basically my thoughts seeing those cameras was "wow this could be really useful for me" and then i realized theres 0 way it wouldve ever gotten any third party app support

@chaos.corner

Жыл бұрын

The front camera tends to be weaker though.

my mom actually switched us carriers and got that phone on release she was so excited

That box tho… I love it. Can we just get the fire box? 🤣

i remember helping people fix these things, it was almost impossible to get them to actually handle calls since most purchases came with preset plans and nobody knew who they were supposed to be referred to for replacements. Pretty sure they were just dropped and people were offered store credit at the first sign of hardware problems. I think its really funny how the fire tablets straight up thrived but then the phones were dead on arrival and there was nothing anyone could do about it

@KaitouKaiju

Жыл бұрын

Even then the only reason the tablet sold was because people thought they were getting the kindle e-reader

@William_Nowin

Жыл бұрын

​@@KaitouKaiju no? Everyone I know never confused those products with eachother

Great vid as always, glad you could get the phone functioning. I remember getting a kindle fire tablet that was pretty tough and lasted quite a bit before the charging port died. It wasn’t bad for my first “smart” device but looking back definitely weird os and ui (the apps are all on a “carousel” you scroll through left to right and they appear in the order you last used them)

“Let me just take an image of something I already own so that Amazon can recommend I buy another”

"almost tolerable" sums up every product you review

It warms my heart to think about AMAZON losing money.

My mum got sold this by a sales rep, and she was the only person I'd ever seen with this phone but I do remember lots of ads on TV for it (atleast here in the UK). I have vague memories of the different gimmicky pre installed games that used the 3d stuff. She only had it a year... pretty sure it's why she'd never get anything aside from an iPhone now.

I have had the Fire Phone and i liked it , but i think i just liked it because i was so young and it was my second phone before that i had an Windows phone and to me it was a huge upgrade since you could install Google play and all.

I had this , modded and and had play store it was pretty good for the time