The reason stormtroopers dont shoot accurately is be cause they don't want to cause violence

@jkdbuck7670

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Several...and I do mean SEVERAL warning shots. Just like COBRA did in GI Joe.

@samfire3067

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. They have shit training and helmets. 9 mouths of training. And they only know " run and shot".

@VergilGaming283

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pop, fellow fallout fan.

@patroitcat097

2 жыл бұрын

@@samfire3067 fairly certain it is a tactic called blitzkrieg

@MsTatakai

2 жыл бұрын

Dayum i always questioned that ... now i feel bad for the empire o.o

The wampa (ice bear) actually saved Luke from freezing to death by carrying him all the way to his cave. When Luke finally wakes up, the wampa rushes towards him to share his meal with him

@polybius9832

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he just wanted to share frozen lemon ice cones

@predadorchannels596

Жыл бұрын

​@@polybius9832 😂😂😂

@griffinnunnelee7236

10 ай бұрын

Really shows the horrible bigotry that Luke had towards Wampas. Truly sad

@Kakarunami14

9 ай бұрын

LOL FR 😂😂😂😂😂

@TpoJioJio47

8 ай бұрын

hahah

Han and Leia were feigning surrender against those two Stormtroopers arresting them, which is a war crime.

@darklink8423

2 жыл бұрын

Anakin blood my Friend

@tekkenh2684

2 жыл бұрын

starwars don't have the geneva convention

@johngancarcik5682

Жыл бұрын

@@tekkenh2684 the yavin code

@DillaDawg88

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@xanmontes8715

8 ай бұрын

Oh heavens they do and IT IS Ahahahahaahahahha!!

The Empire were always the good guys.

@john-wd4pw

4 жыл бұрын

I tend to think so but the Jedi and the with were both evil :(

@john-wd4pw

4 жыл бұрын

Long Leave The Galactic Empire :)

@mrvoice3436

4 жыл бұрын

@@john-wd4pw order 66

@omegawilliam95s36

4 жыл бұрын

So I’m not the only one who was glad to see rebels and Jedi fail?

@chaoticako9269

4 жыл бұрын

@Morg Ausome destroying planets of illegal private militia who tried eliminating the empires war plans? Makes sense to me

One thing I noticed you forgot to mention. Once the rebellion succeeded in ending the empire, the failed to have a plan to establish a new government. This in turn left a power vacuum that opened the door for the first order to take power. The galaxy should be fortunate that a criminal empire like the Hutts or the Black Sun didn't take the opportunity to take power, or maybe they did.

Thank you for your bravery in speaking truth! Emperor Palpatine ascended to power by being duly elected, while the Rebels attempted to overthrow the legitimate government through terrorist activities, and using Ewok meat-shields. Long live the Benevolent Empire! :)

When you try to make a joke but discover the truth of the Empire’s goodness

Hold on... I'm recieving a transmission. The Empire: The Galactic Empire is in search of a... lawyer. Jim Huss ENT: Where do I sign?

@samfire3067

3 жыл бұрын

Vader: hey guys the Empire is pretty chil. You should Join or something.

@xanmontes8715

8 ай бұрын

Ironically I'm studying dilplomacy in university. Can I join too?

0 BBY Never Forget. Never Forgive.

@shittingtoothpaste4209

4 жыл бұрын

And even thought the murderer was captured later, the mercy of the emperor spared his life.

Excellent work! Such bold words, you'll be highly commended for this.

@AntGoodman06

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't vader kill you or something?

@ricardopeixotopereira2444

4 жыл бұрын

Vader killed ozzel

@john-wd4pw

4 жыл бұрын

And Darth Vader executed Captain Need a also because Ozzel and Need a failed to do their duties successfully.

@john-wd4pw

4 жыл бұрын

General Veers, does The Galactic Empire knows about The Lylat System of The Star Fox video games series?

@turnaboutshitposter9614

4 жыл бұрын

@@john-wd4pw Yes, we have a fleet specifically designed to invade it which is almost prepared.

The only reason the series started with the trilogy was so that we would be biased against the Sith and Empire by the time the evidence justifying their actions is shown in the prequels. I think that if you had someone entirely new to Star Wars watch episodes 1-9 in that order and say the Rebels were the good guys, they would think you’re crazy.

I have watch the other videos and in those videos I was kind of defending the rebels but after seeing those poor storm troopers getting massacred by Han Solo Princess Leia and Luke. I can only see them now as monsters

@liligfooo9217

3 жыл бұрын

but thanks to you I realize that I know who are the real Monsters in the story

Han Solo? More like "Hand Solo" @11:55

@thatguychris7824

4 жыл бұрын

I now! I just saw that now. I've watched this movie like 100 times and this is the first time I have ever seen that

Disney is the real villains here

@zackvojack8749

3 жыл бұрын

Not Disney, but Kathleen Kennedy

@elgodofcanaaniamwhoiam7649

2 жыл бұрын

You mean.. Lucas Films? ε=ε=ε=(~￣▽￣)~

@snaiper195

3 ай бұрын

Who do you think keeps her in charge ? Disney does. ​@@zackvojack8749

I'm trying to write a science fiction novel about alien society, and this is helpful in not only establishing debate points, but also in establishing the different perspectives present. Please make more of these - they're amazing, and the debates they open are incredible! Keep up the good work - I really enjoyed it! At some point opening up to EU/Legends would add more layers, including the Yuuzhan Vong that Palpatine may have known about, and the like. I'd enjoy including the extra content in these debates.

@karanaher5030

2 жыл бұрын

May I ask the name of the novel

@bmwfury8103

2 жыл бұрын

@@karanaher5030 trying was... less than successful, I'm afraid to admit.

@explosivehotdogs

7 ай бұрын

@@bmwfury8103 there is no try ; ) FWIW I'd read it !

Things went south when jarjar entered the equation, the true mastermind and ring leader..

Ewoks are "off-brand clearance-rack wookies"? I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!! It's why, when I got my first Ewok doll as a child, that I immediately called the Empirical Police on my aunt who purchased it for me. Storm Troopers came to peacefully take my aunt away but she attacke them, killing one of the Storm Troopers within seconds. I, being a young boy, picked up one of the dropped Storm Trooper blasters and was forced to kill my blood-thirsty aunt. Even in my adulthood, the psychological scars of that day still remain.

@IAmJimHuss

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the best comment I have ever read on one of my videos.

@Robert-Peterson

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss Cheers. :)

I know this is supposed to be satire, but you make really great points. You bring words to what I found unsettling while watching these movies for the first time as a child. The rebels had a far greater propensity for violence.

They gave me a honest living

"Rest in peace sweet prince" 😂 🤣

I'm calling C3P0 "The Great Deceiver" from now on.

2:58 "Palpatine has broken no laws" actually there was actually an anti sith law (which was forgotten though) so he has committed a crime, but also I agree with you.

@robertpatter5509

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like bigotry to me doesn't it?

@f4r3sss

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertpatter5509 lmao it basically is

@Belisarius1648

2 жыл бұрын

Anti sith law is like a law prohibiting the practice of someone's religion. Doesn't sound live a very just law to me. Perhaps palpatine taking over the republic and making it less discriminatory torwards people of a different religion would only lend him more moral justification.

@rangerleaf1505

2 жыл бұрын

Actually the law was removed because they figured why keep it if the sith no longer exists so it was no longer illegal for him to be a sith

@Rationalific

Жыл бұрын

No Sith, Jews, or Irish. I get it!

8:30 "Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince. And may a band of angels sing thee to thy rest." -Horatio.

There's a refreshing lack of rebel apologists in the comments

@mrvoice3436

4 жыл бұрын

Order 66

@darthsilversith667

4 жыл бұрын

UthersonL The Empire did nothing wrong

@samfire3067

3 жыл бұрын

The Empire bring some order tô the galaxie. No War. But the rebels always want the useless republic.

These storm troopers are miss understood

Well technically the Jedi did do treasin and palpatine didn't lie

How you do these without laughing hysterically is amazing. Keep up the good work.

@IAmJimHuss

2 жыл бұрын

Who said I didn't? This one was about 30mins of raw audio before I edited down.

@fallen9997

10 ай бұрын

Why would he laugh when presenting the clear evidence that the Empire did nothing wrong?

I honestly think that by the time of Endor the empire had the right to shoot at the rebels from first contact.

The Jedi left all those younglings alone in the temple, with clearly no guards to look after them, in the middle of a war. They put them in danger, and when Anakin showed up you could see that they were so scared, they asked Anakin what they were going to do, but I think they knew the truth at that point: there was no escape. The enemy had them surrounded and it was only a matter of time until they were captured, tortured and then executed or sold into slavery. Anakin knew it too, which is why he did what he did. Killing them was a mercy at that point. In short the Empire saved those younglings from an even worse fate than what awaited tem if they had been allowed to be captured by the Empire.

I laughed at “Sidebar- *covers whole scene of Palpatine slaughtering squad of Jedi*”

Lol @ "the Jedi version of the Hitler-youth". Nice comparison.

I mean, this is all great, but it kinda ignores that Palpatine himself engineered the crisis which led to him getting emergency powers.

@IAmJimHuss

4 жыл бұрын

This is talked about in great detail in the following video. kzread.info/dash/bejne/aHiOqquMqJeYnNI.html

Good video I like the series. BUT can you adjust the mic volume? I have my speakers cranked up in order to hear. Keep it up good work

Legends Grievous’ backstory is the best example of why the Empire was right to come to existence. The Huk tricked the Jedi and the Republic into thinking the Kaleesh were the baddies, when they were really fighting to save themselves from slavery and famine! So the old Jedi Order and the Republic were blinded by their own vows for peace to notice the true story.

I just noticed that vader means father in dutch... so spoilers from the beginning?!?

Been watching you for years, since your original "empire was right". Glad you're making content still.

@IAmJimHuss

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, glad to hear that you're coming back around! It's not a bad problem to have, but the pandemic made me super busy at work, I'm hoping to make KZread a bigger priority in the new year. Cheers!

@nyguesswho

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss thanks for replying, you made my day. Not all KZread creators are that accessible. I'll always keep an eye out for your stuff, even if the algorithm doesn't let me know about when you upload, lol.

@IAmJimHuss

2 жыл бұрын

I look forward to seeing you around! Hopefully, I'll be uploading soon🤞 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

C3P0: The Great Deceiver. A more perfect description there shall never be.

7:16 i laughed so much at this one xD Thats so good, i love your Videos!

Thank you for the PR Jim! It's about time someone informed the public about the beautiful lie that is the Jedi. May The Force, serve you well...(intense masked gaze)

Those who gave likes are The In Galactic citizens of the Empire. Those who gave dislikes are The Violent Rebel Scum.

I 100% unironically agree with this. Proof that Poe's Law actually is a real thing.

@IAmJimHuss

3 жыл бұрын

...the thousands of comments automatically blocked by KZread further prove Poe's Law.

@xanmontes8715

8 ай бұрын

​@@IAmJimHussmy lord, I humbly beseech thee... Will we see more content such as this?

RIP to Storm trooper Gary #Robotchicken

The great thing about this is is shows just how powerful perspective can be

Can you do a the Separatist were right video? I love these videos!

@b1battledroid179

3 жыл бұрын

Well I mean its obvious they are good.

“C-3PO, The Great Deceiver” 😂

The Internet's Janitor would approve of this video *PS: NEW SUB*

A Wamp Rat is that creature that the Storm Trooper is riding in Episode 4. A Wamp Rat is like a space cow that makes the blue milk. 100% of Wamp Rats are domesticated farm animals similar to a space cow. A T16 Sky Hopper is basically a space version of a ATV. Basically Luke flew around his neighbors houses shooting their farm animals for fun. Luke is a psychopathic serial killer.

@ryanspence5831

Жыл бұрын

no, that was a dewback

@xanmontes8715

8 ай бұрын

Still messed up.

let’s all not forget the millions of imperials that died during the terrorist attacks on the two death stars. there were more than just military personnel on the space stations as there were plenty of janitors, caterers, mechanics and technicians, all of which were killed without thought. they were just earning credits for their families at home and they were killed without thought

Not to mention that the Empire left the Ewoks alone in peace. The Rebels used 3PO’s threats of extermination to force the Ewoks into a war knowing the Ewoks have eaten innocent people (how else did they get that dress?)

@hggs4466

Жыл бұрын

When you say it like that this action by the rebels sounds even worse than how the video made it out to be

@joshuadunford3171

Жыл бұрын

@@hggs4466 the Rebels are worse then the video makes them out to be.Plus in the comics it’s implied that the rebels ate the stormtrooper that the Ewoks cooked and read to them. The musical part in the end even shows an Ewok playing drums made out of the heads of stormtroopers. The fact that the Ewoks can communicate and build houses shows that they are intelligent enough to understand morality, but after convincing them they where gods, the rebels further encouraged the Ewoks barbaric behavior, this is like finding a village of cannibals, using technology to threaten them into war, then making them perform human sacrifice of your now defenseless enemies

The Galactic Empire( Peace-loving space meritocracy) are trying to bring peace, prosperity, stability and security.

I really want to know how normal empire citizen lived

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

4 жыл бұрын

So do I. It would be interesting to see how they lived.

@uwuowo7718

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch a video about that.

@darthsilversith667

4 жыл бұрын

TheDestiny In constant fear of a terrorist attack by the rebels.

@myway47games51

4 жыл бұрын

2 words: Operation Cinder

@DJohnN

2 жыл бұрын

Great, stable jobs with great state benefits and healthcare, lots of structure and feedback on performance during employment. Lots of bread and circus. The Empire will rise again.

Please stop! This is so brilliant, I can't breathe anymore from laughing!

I really love this take on things!!!!

I honestly cant tell if this is a joke or not, the words and tone you use to describe the "Non violent" empire are hilarious. Either way its great. Just maybe next time turn your mic volume up lol

Technically it looks like order 66 was an extreme emergency plan in case the Jedi became tyrannical!

Thank god, the armour of the stormtroopers is often strong enough to let the peacekeeper inside alive, and in the worst cases, just some organ damage, wich is not lethal, in most cases. A nice long bacta bath and a little vacation will, thankfully, fix them.

@alduintheanti-dragonborn

2 жыл бұрын

However there are certain parts of the armor where it doesn't save the ones inside them, and Leia, as well as most rebel insurgents, know where these weak points are.

@eelchiong6709

2 жыл бұрын

@@alduintheanti-dragonborn Yeah, even the Ewoks knew where to shoot their arrows. Leah blabbed to them I guess.

Jim, you missed something. You say that the Jedi had no right to arrest Palpatine, but him being a Sith Lord means that he trained Dooku and led the Seperatists in the Clone War.

@stefangadshijew1682

2 жыл бұрын

Not only did he engage in skillful diplomacy by making friends with potentially dangerous political factions, he also didn't let his previous personal involvment with those people influence his loyalty to the republic he was elected to.

@ltjjenkins

Жыл бұрын

@@stefangadshijew1682 damn writing like Jefferson.....

So refreshing to see the other side of the story! And then there's Kraya, who hated both sides of the Force.

You have to admit, the Ewoks were a bunch of ingrates. The Emperor notes twice that it was a "sanctuary moon"--an area set aside for their society. All the benevolent Empire asked in return was to position a shield generator there. Seems more than fair. But NO! Those annoying little furbags turn against their benefactors. Total ingrates.

After watching the series thus far, i can certainly see your perspective. It indeed comes from a pragmatic view of their situation. While war is ultimately pointless, in the fray, reason would be needed. Though, it's probably more as Machiavelli first envisioned.

Another awesome vid. :)

@IAmJimHuss

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Laura! I'm glad you liked it.

You are a real wild boy. I love this channel.

🤯 My childhood was a lie.... Thanks 😂

Well played bud, I've just watched the entire series, and all I can think is "angry upvote".

@explosivehotdogs

7 ай бұрын

same

I never make comment, but WOW what a good argument to the way history is seen

Great vid, changed my perspective

Palpatine DID make the first blow, but I still see your point. Also, the only reason the Ewoks teamed with the Rebels is because the Empire built on their territory, so as far a primitive species goes, I don't blame them for attacking the Empire.

@tfordham13

2 жыл бұрын

Yes but they built there bases in a way to minimize the affect on the forest

MATE, YOU NEED TO BE ON THE TELLY BOX.

Your videos are hilarious and interesting

Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken.

how did i miss this series when it came out.

I wonder if it's possible to make Sauron a good guy? Now THAT would take some work...

@freedomdude5420

4 жыл бұрын

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤪🔪

Very interesting, it's clear that once a side is morally legitimated they can do whatever evil they want. I'm tired of movies were the "good" people kills dozens, and the "bad" people captures them without even hurting... supposed to be evil?

RIP Brothers in Arms

Now i see what i never saw in star wars

Well how would you explain if you had anakin killing mace windu defending palpatine?

I miss a chapter dedicated to the ewoks and how they cook their prey alive.

@IAmJimHuss

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ how could I have missed that?

Ok the storm trooper chase actually hit deep

11:55 Han Solo copping a feel on the princess.

That whole Anakin bringing balans to the force is the biggest meme ever. Also he didn't even do that right. Cal Kestis. Ahsoka Tano, Taron Malicos (who turned to the dark side), Ezra bridger, Kana Jarrus,

@samfire3067

3 жыл бұрын

He kill almost ALL Jedi. Ashoka was a Grey " Jedi" she was not so useless than a Jedi.

Yeah the Jedi definitely feel like an out of control military faction who desire to maintain and grow thier power!

Jim Huss JNT, what are your thoughts on Adam and Eves Sin? I’m a little confused as to where you stand, the sin they committed was done and they were punished for it, God did know they would sin but it would be unjust for him to not give us a choice, that’s something God wants to give us, a choice.

@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega

4 жыл бұрын

its like putinga candy on the floor, and then telling a todler not to eat it, someone who doesnt know right and wrong and doesnt know disobeying a command is wrong, and then put a talking snake there to make the toddler go eat the candy anyway, he knew it was gonna happen and did nothing to stop it. and a choise, like that pharaoh wich he gave a hardened heart, that god is evil

@mrshadrack8554

4 жыл бұрын

Elysia God is not evil, he specifically told Adam and Eve that it was wrong, him knowing that they would swim does not forgive them from sinning, a father knows his children will do wrong things even when he says not to, but that does not mean the father does not punish his kids and discipline them.

@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrshadrack8554 they had no idea what good or bad ment as they had no knowledge of that prior to eating the fruit. but he basicly setup a trap, knowing they would disobey him, and the punishment was throwing them out of the house, could he not forgive them? give them a second chance? but the most interesting part in this whole story is the snake, it is the only character in the story who does not lie.

@detroittrickster3327

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrshadrack8554 why would god put temptation there to begin with if he knew the outcome then punish him for it ? Sounds evil to me

We will watch your career with great interest.

2v2 seems like a balance restored, prophecy has been completed

I have another thing to point out. Han Solo was going to shoot the Ewok chief after being surrounded by the ewoks. The ewoks are just creatures trying to eat to survive. The rebels got in their traps and the rebels was their food.

Not going to lie, these videos are pretty amazing and I am sure are inspired by Clerks.

@IAmJimHuss

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the compliment! It was more of The Empire Did Nothing Wrong on Reddit.

These videos are hilarious! All these star wars geeks get so triggered by any sarcastic critique of their precious! Hahah! Keep em coming!

@IAmJimHuss

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Glad to like them! Got a couple in the works and one dedicated just to the First Order 🤘🤘🤘🤘

@freedomdude5420

4 жыл бұрын

True! Me: I see you work in the propaganda department. We all know you a defense lawyer of the empire

@tfordham13

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss so this is sarcasm?i can't really tell

anybody notice a possible mandella effect in this video? regarding the "its treason than"

I feel so bad for stormtroopers

Absolutely brilliant!

Good Video!

@IAmJimHuss

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Glad you liked it

i knew aways knew deep down that there was good inside the empire when i was a kid

@hggs4466

Жыл бұрын

Your moral instincts serve you well

In the Clone Wars, they attack Ahsoka. No one does that.

Thanks for ironing the wrinkles in my brain 🧠

This video brought to you by Coruscant Lawyers Inc. Proud supporters of our benevolent empire

Jim Huss seriously needs an award for the knowledge that he has about star wars.

@IAmJimHuss

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone I can agree with🤘🤘🤘👌👌👌👍👍👍

@topeo3691

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss I'm surprised no one else has said that you deserve an award.

@IAmJimHuss

3 жыл бұрын

Well...they might have but I haven't read all the comments. So I'll still give you credit as the first🤘🤘

@topeo3691

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss Cool, this is my first time being highlighted by a youtuber XD

I wonder if Anakin's purpose of creating balance is why Vader was so single-mindedly obsessed with hunting Jedi despite not really having a reason to particularly hate them.

@xylynthian753

8 ай бұрын

He was obsessed with hunting Jedi is because he wanted to destroy all reminders of his past failures. Vader hates himself more than anything.

Love the vids but wanted to jump in. Thats a wampa, not a bantha. :p

This is why i believe qui gon jinn is one of the only good jedi. He follows the force not the corrupt jedi order

The erroneous attitude about the empire being morally evil comes from a typo in the opening crawl of the first film which accidentally put EVIL EMPIRE instead of BENEVOLENT EMPIRE. My understanding is that it was left in due to budget constraints.